Angry David Vitter Busts Out His Best White Guy Jive Talk

Diaperman David Vitter sent this bizarre, victimized email to our inbox explaining to the negative four people who care that he will not be able to host a Saints football game in Louisiana because of Harry Reid being a horrible tool who forces him to do his job occasionally. David Vitter is so mad he will even get out his ALL CAPS and his street talkin', because football. Ain't no Washington fool gonna pen in David Vitter. You feel him, prez? Whatever, that's whack, he still knows WHO DAT.

David Vitter don't have time fo' this nonsense, he gots to be back in his crib . Haha, "crib." Okay, that one would sort of make sense. David Vitter, stop talking to everyone like they are your prostitutes. [David Vitter's Spam List]