FLOTUS FILES  11:12 am September 8, 2011

FLOTUS Body Double Parties With Britney Spears, Probably On U.S. Dime

by Blair Burke

That's MRS. Flotus to you...Yawn, there goes Michelle Obama again, partying in Europe with a bunch of celebrities when she is supposed to be doing her job (locking Malia in her room until she eats her broccoli). This time, our FLOTUS is not even trying to mask her frivolous night out as “official business,” shamelessly eating at an Indian restaurant with Britney Spears, Mr. Bean and Pavarotti while Americans’ tax dollars most likely paid for every single samosa. Actually, though, it was not Michelle Obama herself that enjoyed the party in Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire, whatever that is. It was her secret body double! So how much money does that Michelle Obama steal from the pockets of hardworking Americans?

Apparently the British have nothing better to do than goof around in Indian restaurants and confuse paying customers, which is of course why we had to Revolution against them back when Jesus ruled Washington, DC. So they sent their most convincing “celebrity lookalikes” to take amusing photos and get some laffs. “Celebrities” in this case would be Michelle Obama and the cast of BBC’s The Office.

They are all professional lookalikes – and caused a few raised eyebrows when they gathered in the unlikely setting of an Indian restaurant in Burton-on-Trent, Staffordshire.

Diners at the Apne restaurant were stunned to see Britney Spears feeding Simon Cowell onion bhajis – before whacking him when he pinched one too many. Cowell’s double Andrew Monk, 52, was once chosen by the music mogul as his favourite lookalike, while Spears impersonator Michaela Weeks, 27, has received recognition on the singer’s website.

Michelle Obama is better known as Dionne Rose, 46, and Formula 1 driver Jenson Button goes by the name of Nick Lancaster, 29.

The group, led by the Pavarotti doppleganger Colin Miller, 60, will compete in the global lookalike contest ‘Reel Awards’ in Las Vegas on February 21 next year.

Colin, who earns up to £1,000 a week for appearing as the late opera singer, said: ‘We are all looking to fly out to Las Vegas to take part in an annual convention for look-a-likes. Every year, Americans romp away with the awards. We want to go out there to fly the flag for Britain.

‘Americans like to come first and it is our plan to get a good number of lookalikes together and go over and take part.

Surprisingly, or maybe not, because no one does racist comments quite like the U.S. of A., the Michelle Obama lookalike did not receive as much criticism as she probably should have, for wasting so much of America’s time at a joke party with the mean man from American Idol. The only one taking racist hits was, somehow, Mr. Bean:

Why has the Mr Bean lookalike blacked up? – Matt, Glasgow, 08/9/2011

[Daily Mail]

 
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nounverb911 September 8, 2011 at 11:15 am

Haven't we had a body double in the White House for these past few years? Where is the Barry we elected?

iburl September 8, 2011 at 11:16 am

The lizard people ate him.

BlueStateLibel September 8, 2011 at 1:18 pm

That would be this guy: http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/should-obam

The real Barack Obama has been quietly living in South America working as a photographer. It certainly explains a lot.

Barb September 8, 2011 at 11:17 am

When Marcus Bachmann becomes First Lady of the United States who will his doppelganger be?

nounverb911 September 8, 2011 at 11:18 am

Lindsey Graham?

Chillwaver September 8, 2011 at 11:23 am

Chaz Bono?

ThundercatHo September 8, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Too butch, even before the transgendering.

widestanceshakedown September 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

Harvey Fierstein?

SorosBot September 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

Paul Lynde?

Rosie_Scenario September 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

Actor from "Modern Family" the chubby gay one.

RavenRant September 8, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Way too likeable.

MOG2410 September 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Dame Judith Anderson AKA Mrs. Danvers – hide the candles.

Doktor Zoom September 8, 2011 at 2:47 pm

The Pillsbury Gayboy?

drrty_martini September 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Rip Taylor. He comes with his own bag of glitter!

DaRooster September 8, 2011 at 11:19 am

Diana Ross is now a look alike? Wow… tough times.

Dr_Zoidberg September 8, 2011 at 11:22 am

Oh, hell no. That woman looks nothing like out fabulous Flotus.

flamingpdog September 8, 2011 at 11:27 am

Looks like the FLauxTUS needs to eat fewer wings, more arugula.

BeWoot September 8, 2011 at 11:22 am

Where's the Mitch McConnell look-alike? That guy, I wanna see. (And maybe have my body double punch him in the wattle.)

DaRooster September 8, 2011 at 11:24 am
baconzgood September 8, 2011 at 11:22 am

Tee-Hee

"Americans like to come first"

ThundercatHo September 8, 2011 at 12:49 pm

So now you understand why all the ladies here get moist for the guys with the european and aussie accents. Women's intuition, we can just tell.

DerrickWildcat September 8, 2011 at 11:24 am

That plane she took over there probably put 20 gallons of Nitrous Oxide in the air!

AlterNewt September 8, 2011 at 11:24 am

This Michelle Obama lookalike. Does she do…(ahem)…private events?

Lascauxcaveman September 8, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Lol.

(But I'd be weirded out if you asked the same thing about the Mr. Bean lookalike.)

AlterNewt September 8, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Me too.

freakishlywrong September 8, 2011 at 11:25 am

Teatards: "But don't they all look alike?"

Mahousu September 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

Is it rude to point out the Michelle Obama lookalike does not, in fact, look like Michelle Obama?

freakishlywrong September 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

I was thinking the same thing. The only thing she has in common with our FLOTUS is skin color. *See my comment above.

Doktor Zoom September 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm

That's OK. The only thing the "Ricky Gervais" has in common with Ricky Gervais is a goatee.

James Michael Curley September 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

"When I was young I had a bad case of Apne. It cleared up by the time I died." – Luciano

ifthethunderdontgetya September 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

Here's your Mitch McConnell double.

P.S. Did anyone notice that Fred Hiatt gave Mr. Elaine Chao an oped in the War Criminal Post this weekend to bitch about jerbs?
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Dr_Zoidberg September 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

Oh, hey now! What did tortoises ever do to you?

widestanceshakedown September 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

Does that mean we can turn him on his back just to watch him die?

fuflans September 8, 2011 at 11:28 am

if i were michelle, i would send my doppleganger to the white house full time and spend four – eight years in the luberon.

Goonemeritus September 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

We used to create the trends that Britain followed (admittedly in a weird only semi recognizable way). Since Margaret Thatcher it has gone all pear shaped now we are following them. I confidently predict closed circuit cameras being rolled out here in mass and hoodie clad idol youth trampling my lawn within the decade.

James Michael Curley September 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

You have described most NJ neighborhoods.

nounverb911 September 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

The fake Pavarotti looks just as dead as the real one.

proudgrampa September 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

I've been told that I like Jesse Ventura. I am not sure I want to look like Jesse Ventura.

I'd much rather look like Bill Gates (or at least have my bank account look like his).

ttommyunger September 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

I'd hit the double, too.

AlterNewt September 8, 2011 at 11:58 am

Lends new meaning to "Gimme a double".

anniegetyerfun September 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

"Hit me, baby! The day Becks and Brent had a curry with Britney (who was none too pleased when Cowell scoffed all the onion bhajis)"

I can't tell if I am simply horrified that that is a headline in the UK, or tickled that British people obviously know enough about their national cuisine (curry) to be able to read the word "bhaji" in print without necessitating a footnote.

charlesdegoal September 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

So this is what they did in Richard-Burton-on-Trent-Lott, Straponshire? I thought it was going to be a sound-alike contest,

JustPixelz September 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

"… back when Jesus ruled Washington…"

Can't you just say "yesterday", Blair?

MARCdMan September 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

The Pavarotti and Gervais lookalikes were the only decent ones, the rest aren't even close.

jus_wonderin September 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

but, but, but…who is JENSON BUTTON?

Sharkey September 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

Was Elvis there too?

johnnyzhivago September 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

Indian food??? Taking jobs from Americans….. She should have McDonalds shipped over. That's would turn a night of partying into a jobs plan.

johnnymeatworth September 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

"Samosa?" Don't you mean "mimosa?"

mereoblivion September 8, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Obama say Samosa, Osama say Mimosa
Then they both ride a llama on the isle of Formosa
Pajama
Sub rosa!
Yo' mama
Ponderosa!
Let's call the whole thing off

johnnyzhivago September 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

Leave Michelle Alone!!!! Leave her alone!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnnyzhivago September 8, 2011 at 11:56 am

Here's a jobs plan: federally mandated doubles for every person in the US. It would mean at LEAST 50% employment immediately.

SayItWithWookies September 8, 2011 at 11:56 am

Hell, I don't even know most of the people these lookalikes are supposed to look like — although I am pretty happy I don't have to make money pretending to be Simon Cowell — there are things more depressing than being a regular schlub, and that'll be on the list of things I'm grateful for at least the rest of the week.

Lascauxcaveman September 8, 2011 at 12:06 pm

The Pavarotti one is almost too lifelike. A dead ringer.

WunkRocker September 8, 2011 at 12:20 pm

I think I speak for all the WonkTards when I say, "Tits or GTFO." Thank you. Ask not what your country can do for you.

LiveToServeYa September 8, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Today, we are all fake fake people. Except for those of us who are fake corporations, who are fake people.

gurukalehuru September 8, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Oh, say, for what were alehouses meant
and why was Burton built on Trent
for malt does more than Milton can
to justify God's ways to man

anyway, of the ones I know (the East Ender lady could be the real deal and just saying she's a body double for all I know. Rembrandt used to paint fake Rembrandt's because he could get more for them) I thought Britney, Pavarotti and Elton John were pretty good. Mr. Bean and Michelle Obama weren't even close

SudsMcKenzie September 8, 2011 at 1:06 pm

"Burton-on-Trent"?? Staby Island is sooo gay.

Negropolis September 8, 2011 at 10:08 pm

I know, right? They might has well have named their proud town Burton-upon-Ernie.

owhatever September 8, 2011 at 1:26 pm

You mean I wasted a whole pint of genuine Teabagger venom on somebody that wasn't even the Evil One? That's not fair, but what can you expect from that ebony vixen daughter of Satan.

MinAgain September 8, 2011 at 6:24 pm

Doppelgangers. You've seen one, you've seen them all.

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