new study proves it

Fox News: Americans Overwhelmingly Want Sarah Palin To Disappear

Well hooray for you, Loser McGrifter.A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race. But why? Isn’t she still fun? No? Apparently not. She is a worn-out old circus hag, and even teabaggers have noticed that the only thing she cares about is getting media attention for Sarah Palin. Could the Wasilla creep’s celebrity gravy train finally be breaking down? We hope so! We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute. That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

Wingnut newsletter NewsMax reports, with apparent glee:

Americans overwhelmingly believe that Sarah Palin should remain out of the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, a new Fox News poll of registered voters reveals …. Among Republicans, 71 percent said the former Alaska governor should stay out of the race, as did 80 percent of Democrats, 66 percent of independents, and 66 percent of tea party members.

The votes among all age groups were similar, from 74 percent to 76 percent No, as were the tally among all income groups.

Related video

B-b-but the poors were supposed to vicariously enjoy Sarah Palin’s millionaire private-jet lifestyle! [NewsMax]

Related

About the author

Wonkette Jr., everybody! Hooray!

View all articles by Wonkette Jr.

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.

156 comments

  1. Barb

    I hear that Dicky Cheney was on Laura Ingram's show today and questioned why Palin quit as Governor.

    As of Palin, she can go slide under a gasoline truck and taste her own arterial spray for all I care.

  2. comrad_darkness

    See, Democrats are idiots. 100% of them should be praying for the Grifter Queen to win the nomination

      1. Come here a minute

        And that idiot Bush kid. We got rid of one Bush after one term, nobody will vote for another. He's a joke. Etc., etc.

    1. Dudleydidwrong

      That's the problem with us. We actually care about the nation and can't see the Wasilla Witch coming any closer to the presidency than the front porch of her Alaska igloo. The damn wingnuts care only about themselves and are free to inflict batshit idiots on the country if they think it will benefit them. Maybe we should decide to go down with a laugh, saying, "Fuck it! Palin for prez. It'll be a laugh a minute until the Chinese army marches down Constitution Ave."

  3. Mort_Sinclair

    No matter where she goes when she's pissed through all her money and is shuffling across the post-apocalyptic landscape like a Times Square bag lady in January, ye shall know her by her tattooed lip line.

    1. DahBoner

      Tammy Faye Baker feels more beautiful without make-up on.

      She's got a belt-sander to take that tatoo makeup off…

    2. Ancient_Hacker

      " That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin! "

      Please, please, we can't have Sarah in the train station. ( But only because there isn't a single train station in the state. )

  4. V572 T-Blow

    This clears the field for Rick Perry on his way to election obliteration. Good to snow Alaskunt is still capable of ruining things for the Republicans.

  5. baconzgood

    I'm one of the 20% who want to watch her run. I also liked 8 Legged Freaks. I wonder if there is a correlation?

  6. Oblios_Cap

    We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute.That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

    I wonder what People magazine will pay for those pictures, Hmmmmm?

  7. Sue4466

    Never one to let facts get in the way, Palin will soon announce that she's running for president because it's what the American People want.

    The liberal media will then follow her around like puppies, proclaiming hers is a grass roots populist run for the White House.

  8. SayItWithWookies

    You know you've overreached when even the teabaggers think you're too self-centered to run for president. I wonder if it'll dawn on them that none of her sentences makes a lick of sense.

    1. DahBoner

      "I wonder if it'll dawn on them that none of her sentences makes a lick of sense."

      No. Not now, not ever….

  9. chascates

    She's diluting daughter Bristol's brand as well. She can always be the token goy in the Likud party I guess.

  10. Grief_Lessons

    You're a vapid self-promoting opportunist Sarah, but despite this you're too good for the 2012 Republican field.

  11. slithytoves

    Let's face it, she's just not the craziest sideshow anymore; we have a bumper crop of the crazies. I would like to thank Palin, however, for demonstrating to this new harvest of rabid egoists that they, too, can have a failed run for the highest office.

    1. OneYieldRegular

      If nothing else, she's paved the way for future generations of self-aggrandizing, willfully ignorant, opportunistic reactionaries to run for office.

  12. Radiotherapy®

    She just needs a make-over. Plain and simple. The sexy librarian look is sooo '08. And then, straight to hell, Wasilla will do.

    1. SayItWithWookies

      The sexy librarian look should not be attempted by people who a) aren't sexy and b) could never pass for a librarian. She should try a look more in keeping with her appearance and demeanor, like maybe "incompetent Martha Stewart wannabe."

  13. Indiepalin

    Ain't gonna stop me from enjoying her speech from Indianola tomorrow, playing the Palin drinking game. Down a Miller mini everytime she uses the phrase "founding fathers". Won't make it to the first station break…

    1. neiltheblaze

      And you'll spend the rest of the evening peeing in the loo. Personally, I was thinking of a shot glass of Jack Daniels for every time she drops a "g" at the end of a word – but I realized I'd die of alcohol poisonin'.

      1. Pristine_ODummy

        It would seem, judging from the wailing and beating of breasts going on at some Conservative sites, that the teabaggage are not pleased that Palin has kicked my namesake to the curb.

          1. Pristine_ODummy

            I b'leev the beatings were only applied to breasts of the hairy man-sort, tessiee. Your beautiful breasts are safe.

  14. Maman

    Oh my fickle Wonkette. You built her up when she was your GILF now you are kicking her to the curb.

    Though I must say good riddance to bad trash.

  15. Mahousu

    Perhaps we could export her to China. They've had a long history of obnoxious women in government, from Empress Dowager Lü to Madame Mao, so they should be used to her type. She could be Precious Concubine Sarah (贵妃莎拉) or something like that.

    1. Dudleydidwrong

      Shit! They'd return the "favor" and send over crates of Palin bobblehead dolls to be sold in Walmarts across the country. And the Sarah Palin Alaska Igloo sets. Don't send her to China because they'll just figure out how to make money from her grifter image.

  16. Crank_Tango

    Don't believe that lamestream rightwing media! Run, Sarah, Run!

    Seriously, run. Tits or GTFO, also.

  17. Oblios_Cap

    I actually read that NewsMax article and am amazed at how many words it took to say absolutely nothing of interest to anybody.

    Look at the pretty numbers, Cletus….

  18. DahBoner

    "A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race."

    This can mean only one thing: She's in (until she quits).

    Republicans hate Democracy, and if a majority of people want something, they think it's a sign of their Dictatorship power not to give it to 'em….

  19. edgydrifter

    Naturally, now she'll paint herself as Snowbilly Jesus in a nation of Peters. She's probably busy hot-gluing rhinestones to her giant golden cross right now.

  20. Walkinwiddaking

    The photo of McCain looks like a cadaver caught in mid clap. Or a cadaver who has died as a result of the clap. Either one works for me.

    1. poncho_pilot

      i was thinking creepy, broken down robot. like he's gonna go all West World in a second. it's cool, though. Palin is down with emotionless "male" creatures firing guns indiscriminately at crowds.

  21. charlesdegoal

    71 percent of me wants her to disappear from the Wonkette pages. The other 29 percent hesitates between wanting to do sexytime things with her and wanting to forget all about the past five years.

  22. ManchuCandidate

    Checks calendar… Only 3 years for the botard crowd to figure out that Sarah was a grifting dumbass.

    Awesome judgment, botards!

    Final piece of advice for the Snowbilly Grifter: Better save that money you made/grifted/whored out for because if I base it on a typical lottery winner's fiscal failing you got about 3 years before you hit bankruptcy court.

    1. GOPCrusher

      I'll take the under on that. I'll bet the Palin Clan are already handing out IOU's on the premise that are going to hit the Big Time.

    2. tessiee

      "Better save that money you made/grifted/whored out for because if I base it on a typical lottery winner's fiscal failing you got about 3 years before you hit bankruptcy court. "

      See also SPEARS, Britney.

  23. bumfug

    71% of republicans don't want her to run. However, 87% of Democrats are jizzing in their pants at the thought of it.

  24. weejee

    Anchorage train station in 2020

    Yer an optimist Jr. Lou Sarah will be selling meth out of the San-a-Kan at the Portage Station on the way to Whistler if she's lucky.

  25. x111e7thst

    The Snowbilly Quitter quits again, depriving me of the Palin/Bachmann naked jello-wrestling match that some deeply masochistic corner of my psyche was yearning for.

  26. owhatever

    It would be tragic if Sarah Palin entered the Republican primary, for that would lower the high level of political discourse and intelligent ideas being cogently discussed by the current candidates. That said, another political run (before she quits) would increase her griftability rating and she could rake in the cash for another couple of years. Count the bitch in!

  27. WhatTheHeck

    This Pygmalion experiment failed dismally, but then even Henry Higgins himself couldn’t work his magic on this gutter snipe.
    Pity, the laffs kept on coming.

  28. Jukesgrrl

    If the Palins run through all their money, then the American Spectator will take away their right to vote. Win/Win.

  29. mormos

    i will give everything i own including my soul and kidneys to hear someone call her a "worn-out old circus hag" to her face on national tv.

    any takers?

          1. Pristine_ODummy

            True. He'll just put my kidneys on the same plate if I do.

            Sorry, Biely. Slipped there for a minute.

    1. Dexter Linwood

      Even better, I want to see someone do it dressed in their finest suit/pantsuit at one of those televised debates where they let an audience member read their question.

  30. rocktonsam

    $arah can only climax when a camera is on her and Todd deposits her checks.

    Otherwise, Piper changes Trig's diapers.

  31. Bonzos_Bed_Time

    So 20% of Democrats are Wonkette readers? I mean, what other reason could possibly explain those respondents wanting her to run other than the LOLs.

  32. DemonicRage

    How quickly you forget. This woman had the current occupant of the White House totally sussed when she contemptuously pointed out to him that, unlike a Commnity Organizer, she had some "real responsibilities," back then. Come on, what would you rather have: four years of Michelle Obama telling you to eat your vegetables, or the escapades of that loveable scamp, Todd, as he maneuvers the difficult role of being "First Dude!" It's going to be so great when she takes over. Bristol's performance on "Dancing with the Stars" will be the first Commemorative Stamp! (Never forget that Bristol is a Star, of equal luminosity as Chaz Bono.)

  33. Negropolis

    A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race.

    Which is exactly why she'll enter the race. Once the starring attraction, she is now the bearded lady in the freak show.

  34. Negropolis

    Could the Wasilla creep’s celebrity gravy train finally be breaking down? We hope so! We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute. That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

    I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. This Wonkette Jr./w cheese needs to be promoted.

    They tried to make a proper candidate of the woman, but alas, there is only so much makeup you can put on a pig…

  35. slowhansolo

    The first time I got a good look at $arah, I was on a cruise ship in 2008, threading 30 knots through three hurricanes. Relevant, somehow. Might be the drugs.

  36. tcaalaw

    That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

    Don't be silly! Sarah can put Bristol, Willow, and Piper to "work" at truck stops, logging camps, cannery rows, etc. and easily earn enough to live comfortably in a double-wide trailer for the next 20 years or so.

  37. HamsterSandwich

    This really sucks! I've built up 29 pages of Sarah Palin snark that I was saving for the presidential race. Now what?

    1. Dudleydidwrong

      Don't deep six it yet. Things like this unfortunately keep coming back. There may be "no second acts in American lives" like F Scott Fitzgerald said, but until someone drives a stake through her heart she thinks this is all the next scene in a bad first act.

    2. mayor_quimby

      Self publish, homey, Amazon is your friend.
      You could be the next " Go The Fuck To Sleep"
      Cha-ching!!

  38. tessiee

    "We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute. That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!"

    From your keyboard to God's in-box.

  39. ttommyunger

    Call me crazy, still expect Perry/Palin ticket in the offing. You know Media would grow a two -year boner.

  40. zappadoo76

    Wonkette has it right. Sarah doesn't want to be President. She wants to be a celebrity. And she can do that even with high negatives. Look at Casey Anthony.

  41. NadePaulKuciGravMcKi

    Sarah Sarah
    Storms are brewing in your eyes
    Sarah Sarah
    No time is a good time for goodbyes

    charles krauthammer
    rupert murdoch
    dick cheney
    glenn beck
    rick perry
    karl rove

Comments are closed.