NEW STUDY PROVES IT  3:40 pm September 2, 2011

Fox News: Americans Overwhelmingly Want Sarah Palin To Disappear

by Wonkette Jr.

Well hooray for you, Loser McGrifter.A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race. But why? Isn’t she still fun? No? Apparently not. She is a worn-out old circus hag, and even teabaggers have noticed that the only thing she cares about is getting media attention for Sarah Palin. Could the Wasilla creep’s celebrity gravy train finally be breaking down? We hope so! We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute. That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

Wingnut newsletter NewsMax reports, with apparent glee:

Americans overwhelmingly believe that Sarah Palin should remain out of the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, a new Fox News poll of registered voters reveals …. Among Republicans, 71 percent said the former Alaska governor should stay out of the race, as did 80 percent of Democrats, 66 percent of independents, and 66 percent of tea party members.

The votes among all age groups were similar, from 74 percent to 76 percent No, as were the tally among all income groups.

B-b-but the poors were supposed to vicariously enjoy Sarah Palin’s millionaire private-jet lifestyle! [NewsMax]

 
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Barb September 2, 2011 at 3:43 pm

I hear that Dicky Cheney was on Laura Ingram's show today and questioned why Palin quit as Governor.

As of Palin, she can go slide under a gasoline truck and taste her own arterial spray for all I care.

comrad_darkness September 2, 2011 at 3:44 pm

"taste her own arterial spray"

I am so using that. I don't know where, but I am.

genxr September 2, 2011 at 3:47 pm

"Enjoy the refreshing taste of your own arterial spray, on the new improved Texas highway system!"

Barb September 2, 2011 at 3:47 pm

We just need to say, "thank, but no thanks" to her election to nowhere.

Radiotherapy® September 2, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Apparently, for once, like 70% of the population and Cheney agree.

Barrelhse September 2, 2011 at 4:32 pm

If she catches on fire I'll piss elsewhere.

GOPCrusher September 2, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Meanwhile, people are questioning what reality Cheney was writing about in his memoirs.

Neoyorquino September 2, 2011 at 7:13 pm

I didn't think anyone else remembered Sam Kinison.

MLHencken September 3, 2011 at 5:50 am

That makes three of us.

KeepFnThatChicken September 6, 2011 at 11:24 am

Four.

MOG2410 September 3, 2011 at 9:39 am

Fondly.

comrad_darkness September 2, 2011 at 3:44 pm

See, Democrats are idiots. 100% of them should be praying for the Grifter Queen to win the nomination

genxr September 2, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Just more capitulation to what Republicans want. Sigh.

AJWjr. September 2, 2011 at 4:16 pm

We tried that with ray-gun, remember?

Come here a minute September 2, 2011 at 6:28 pm

And that idiot Bush kid. We got rid of one Bush after one term, nobody will vote for another. He's a joke. Etc., etc.

poncho_pilot September 2, 2011 at 5:55 pm

it could be that 20% think it would be really funny if she ran.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 2, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Put me in that 20%. The other 80% have no sense of humor.

Nothingisamiss September 3, 2011 at 9:12 pm

Amen, my friend. (Biel_ze_Bubba's are people too, my friend.)

Dudleydidwrong September 3, 2011 at 11:44 pm

That's the problem with us. We actually care about the nation and can't see the Wasilla Witch coming any closer to the presidency than the front porch of her Alaska igloo. The damn wingnuts care only about themselves and are free to inflict batshit idiots on the country if they think it will benefit them. Maybe we should decide to go down with a laugh, saying, "Fuck it! Palin for prez. It'll be a laugh a minute until the Chinese army marches down Constitution Ave."

Mort_Sinclair September 2, 2011 at 3:44 pm

No matter where she goes when she's pissed through all her money and is shuffling across the post-apocalyptic landscape like a Times Square bag lady in January, ye shall know her by her tattooed lip line.

DahBoner September 2, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Tammy Faye Baker feels more beautiful without make-up on.

She's got a belt-sander to take that tatoo makeup off…

Jukesgrrl September 2, 2011 at 5:17 pm

New Yorkers will also know her by the fact that she eats her pizza with a plastic fork.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 2, 2011 at 6:00 pm

And the way she drills for the oil in the pepperoni.

Ancient_Hacker September 2, 2011 at 9:00 pm

" That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin! "

Please, please, we can't have Sarah in the train station. ( But only because there isn't a single train station in the state. )

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Trains are socialized transportation anyway.

V572 T-Blow September 2, 2011 at 3:44 pm

This clears the field for Rick Perry on his way to election obliteration. Good to snow Alaskunt is still capable of ruining things for the Republicans.

baconzgood September 2, 2011 at 3:45 pm

WORN OUT MY WELCOME LIBEL!!!!!

GlowneyHouse September 2, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Circus Hag Libel!

baconzgood September 2, 2011 at 3:48 pm

I'm one of the 20% who want to watch her run. I also liked 8 Legged Freaks. I wonder if there is a correlation?

poncho_pilot September 2, 2011 at 5:57 pm

i'm on the fence about Palin and i liked Waterworld.

Barrelhse September 2, 2011 at 10:03 pm

Eight-legged freaks have FOUR crotches- I like that.

ifthethunderdontgetya September 2, 2011 at 3:49 pm

A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race.

Fly Xtine, Fly! This is your opening!

I mean run…
~

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 1:10 am

You called?

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Please, don't make us picture her opening!
*Sideshow Bob shudder*

Extemporanus September 2, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Make like a cunt…

Oblios_Cap September 2, 2011 at 3:57 pm

yes; but can she run?

Crank_Tango September 2, 2011 at 4:07 pm

yeah, she was on the newsweek cover all dolled up like a running c…

DahBoner September 2, 2011 at 4:08 pm

yes; but can she shoot her lawyer in the face and make him apologize for getting in her way?

jakegittes September 2, 2011 at 10:20 pm

. . . and split?

SpurningBeer September 2, 2011 at 10:22 pm

…and produce a foul discharge?

Oblios_Cap September 2, 2011 at 3:49 pm

We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute.That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

I wonder what People magazine will pay for those pictures, Hmmmmm?

Barrelhse September 2, 2011 at 4:30 pm

She'll be the one at the glory hole.

Sue4466 September 2, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Never one to let facts get in the way, Palin will soon announce that she's running for president because it's what the American People want.

The liberal media will then follow her around like puppies, proclaiming hers is a grass roots populist run for the White House.

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2011 at 3:50 pm

You know you've overreached when even the teabaggers think you're too self-centered to run for president. I wonder if it'll dawn on them that none of her sentences makes a lick of sense.

Sue4466 September 2, 2011 at 3:52 pm

"Think"? You're given the T'baggers too much credit.

KenLayIsAlive September 2, 2011 at 9:16 pm

Yeah, you don't want them straining their nerve-knots.

DahBoner September 2, 2011 at 4:07 pm

"I wonder if it'll dawn on them that none of her sentences makes a lick of sense."

No. Not now, not ever….

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Or at least not until she ages out of being "hot".

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:02 pm

"Sense"? You're giving the teabaggers too much credit.

chascates September 2, 2011 at 3:51 pm

She's diluting daughter Bristol's brand as well. She can always be the token goy in the Likud party I guess.

Guppy06 September 2, 2011 at 3:51 pm

But how do they feel about Perry, Santorum, Bachmann, Romney and Paul? Should they stay out, too?

Sue4466 September 2, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Yes. All of them Katie.

Barrelhse September 2, 2011 at 4:29 pm

I think they'd get more gigs if they had a catchier name for the band.

Jukesgrrl September 2, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Megadeth?

SpurningBeer September 2, 2011 at 10:24 pm

…or the law firm.

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Wolfram & Hart is already taken.

ifthethunderdontgetya September 2, 2011 at 3:51 pm

I want every single loony Repuke in the race.

For the lulz, and for the campaign spending stimulus dollars.
~

Jukesgrrl September 2, 2011 at 5:20 pm

But if you cater donuts for their volunteers, get the money up front.

trampndirtdown September 2, 2011 at 10:57 pm

Most of their campaign monies seem to go to sweat shop owners.

meatlofer September 2, 2011 at 3:52 pm

I'd hit it!

GunToting[Redacted] September 2, 2011 at 4:13 pm

Repeatedly. With a coal shovel.

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Then I'd back up over it.
Then I'd put the car in Drive, and hit it again.

Come here a minute September 2, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Some people just can't stop criticizing Trig.

Monsieur_Grumpe September 2, 2011 at 3:54 pm

They're saving her for 2016.

DahBoner September 2, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Keep your powder dry for 2016, until you can see the whites of Hillary's eyes…

GunToting[Redacted] September 2, 2011 at 4:41 pm

5 more years of gravity will do her NO favors.

KenLayIsAlive September 2, 2011 at 9:14 pm

You and your science crap.

Negropolis September 3, 2011 at 2:02 am

But, her only asset is her looks, and another election cycle will only reduce that.

Monsieur_Grumpe September 3, 2011 at 4:55 am

Or a couple more babies.

Dexter Linwood September 4, 2011 at 12:24 am

If she's still cranking out babies in the next few years, god bless her.

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:06 pm

That hardly seems worth bothering with, since there won't be any money left for her to grift by then.

Grief_Lessons September 2, 2011 at 3:55 pm

You're a vapid self-promoting opportunist Sarah, but despite this you're too good for the 2012 Republican field.

slithytoves September 2, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Let's face it, she's just not the craziest sideshow anymore; we have a bumper crop of the crazies. I would like to thank Palin, however, for demonstrating to this new harvest of rabid egoists that they, too, can have a failed run for the highest office.

OneYieldRegular September 2, 2011 at 6:21 pm

If nothing else, she's paved the way for future generations of self-aggrandizing, willfully ignorant, opportunistic reactionaries to run for office.

Negropolis September 3, 2011 at 2:03 am

And fail. It's imperative that we make the point that they fail.

Nothingisamiss September 3, 2011 at 9:15 pm

Please, please, please.

Radiotherapy® September 2, 2011 at 3:57 pm

She just needs a make-over. Plain and simple. The sexy librarian look is sooo '08. And then, straight to hell, Wasilla will do.

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2011 at 4:34 pm

The sexy librarian look should not be attempted by people who a) aren't sexy and b) could never pass for a librarian. She should try a look more in keeping with her appearance and demeanor, like maybe "incompetent Martha Stewart wannabe."

Monsieur_Grumpe September 2, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Maybe she too much of the intellectual type for this crop of candidates.

DahBoner September 2, 2011 at 4:12 pm

McCain wonders if he made a mistake not ordering the $4.99 Baconalia Special at Tucson Dennys…

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Despite the syntactic and logical nightmares implicit in this sentence, it is, sadly, true.

neiltheblaze September 2, 2011 at 3:58 pm

That was the longest 15 minutes I can remember.

DahBoner September 2, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine.

Ain't it a shame?

Indiepalin September 2, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Ain't gonna stop me from enjoying her speech from Indianola tomorrow, playing the Palin drinking game. Down a Miller mini everytime she uses the phrase "founding fathers". Won't make it to the first station break…

neiltheblaze September 2, 2011 at 4:01 pm

And you'll spend the rest of the evening peeing in the loo. Personally, I was thinking of a shot glass of Jack Daniels for every time she drops a "g" at the end of a word – but I realized I'd die of alcohol poisonin'.

GOPCrusher September 2, 2011 at 5:38 pm

I'll be there live. A friend is taking a "WHERE'S CHRISTINE O'DONNELL?" sign.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 8:52 pm

It would seem, judging from the wailing and beating of breasts going on at some Conservative sites, that the teabaggage are not pleased that Palin has kicked my namesake to the curb.

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:08 pm

"beating of breasts"

My breasts and I would like to go on record stating that we are opposed to this.

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 1:56 pm

I b'leev the beatings were only applied to breasts of the hairy man-sort, tessiee. Your beautiful breasts are safe.

Maman September 2, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Oh my fickle Wonkette. You built her up when she was your GILF now you are kicking her to the curb.

Though I must say good riddance to bad trash.

slowhansolo September 3, 2011 at 2:12 am

It's the inevitable arc: Exciting at first, and then they open the mouth.

Lucidamente1 September 2, 2011 at 3:59 pm

When will Mike Allen discover she is not a "serious candidate?"

Mahousu September 2, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Perhaps we could export her to China. They've had a long history of obnoxious women in government, from Empress Dowager Lü to Madame Mao, so they should be used to her type. She could be Precious Concubine Sarah (贵妃莎拉) or something like that.

Barrelhse September 2, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Niu bi.

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:09 pm

What's mandarin for "nasty, dimwitted snow bitch"?

Dudleydidwrong September 3, 2011 at 11:52 pm

Shit! They'd return the "favor" and send over crates of Palin bobblehead dolls to be sold in Walmarts across the country. And the Sarah Palin Alaska Igloo sets. Don't send her to China because they'll just figure out how to make money from her grifter image.

Crank_Tango September 2, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Don't believe that lamestream rightwing media! Run, Sarah, Run!

Seriously, run. Tits or GTFO, also.

Come here a minute September 2, 2011 at 6:31 pm

I think America has spoken, and the verdict is GTFO.

hollywooddood September 2, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Needs more Couric interviews.

Clancy_Pants September 2, 2011 at 4:03 pm

It's like most of the Democrats asked "What did the Republicans say?" before they answered the question.. Fucking pussies.

Oblios_Cap September 2, 2011 at 4:04 pm

I actually read that NewsMax article and am amazed at how many words it took to say absolutely nothing of interest to anybody.

Look at the pretty numbers, Cletus….

DahBoner September 2, 2011 at 4:04 pm

"A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race."

This can mean only one thing: She's in (until she quits).

Republicans hate Democracy, and if a majority of people want something, they think it's a sign of their Dictatorship power not to give it to 'em….

Scottsdalian September 4, 2011 at 11:23 am

Ha Ha! I was thinking the same thing! Don't let'm talk you out of it, Sarah. It's your birthright!!!

edgydrifter September 2, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Naturally, now she'll paint herself as Snowbilly Jesus in a nation of Peters. She's probably busy hot-gluing rhinestones to her giant golden cross right now.

AlterNewt September 2, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Who?

Walkinwiddaking September 2, 2011 at 4:06 pm

The photo of McCain looks like a cadaver caught in mid clap. Or a cadaver who has died as a result of the clap. Either one works for me.

poncho_pilot September 2, 2011 at 5:59 pm

i was thinking creepy, broken down robot. like he's gonna go all West World in a second. it's cool, though. Palin is down with emotionless "male" creatures firing guns indiscriminately at crowds.

charlesdegoal September 2, 2011 at 4:09 pm

71 percent of me wants her to disappear from the Wonkette pages. The other 29 percent hesitates between wanting to do sexytime things with her and wanting to forget all about the past five years.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 2, 2011 at 6:06 pm

29 percent of you drinks way too much.

ManchuCandidate September 2, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Checks calendar… Only 3 years for the botard crowd to figure out that Sarah was a grifting dumbass.

Awesome judgment, botards!

Final piece of advice for the Snowbilly Grifter: Better save that money you made/grifted/whored out for because if I base it on a typical lottery winner's fiscal failing you got about 3 years before you hit bankruptcy court.

GOPCrusher September 2, 2011 at 5:41 pm

I'll take the under on that. I'll bet the Palin Clan are already handing out IOU's on the premise that are going to hit the Big Time.

berkeleyfarm September 2, 2011 at 8:58 pm

I'm also with the under because the whole clan appears to be on the payroll.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 8:56 pm

"botards"?

ManchuCandidate September 2, 2011 at 10:40 pm

Yeah. Intensedebate sometimes does not like the word retard and botard is a synonym of the word. Don't know where it came from but it was in common use where I grew up.

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 1:15 am

<spock>Fascinating.</spock>

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 1:14 pm

"Better save that money you made/grifted/whored out for because if I base it on a typical lottery winner's fiscal failing you got about 3 years before you hit bankruptcy court. "

See also SPEARS, Britney.

bumfug September 2, 2011 at 4:19 pm

71% of republicans don't want her to run. However, 87% of Democrats are jizzing in their pants at the thought of it.

Barrelhse September 2, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Which bathroom?

weejee September 2, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Anchorage train station in 2020

Yer an optimist Jr. Lou Sarah will be selling meth out of the San-a-Kan at the Portage Station on the way to Whistler if she's lucky.

x111e7thst September 2, 2011 at 4:24 pm

The Snowbilly Quitter quits again, depriving me of the Palin/Bachmann naked jello-wrestling match that some deeply masochistic corner of my psyche was yearning for.

owhatever September 2, 2011 at 4:40 pm

It would be tragic if Sarah Palin entered the Republican primary, for that would lower the high level of political discourse and intelligent ideas being cogently discussed by the current candidates. That said, another political run (before she quits) would increase her griftability rating and she could rake in the cash for another couple of years. Count the bitch in!

WhatTheHeck September 2, 2011 at 5:00 pm

This Pygmalion experiment failed dismally, but then even Henry Higgins himself couldn’t work his magic on this gutter snipe.
Pity, the laffs kept on coming.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm

Th' rayn in Spayn keeps fallin' on th' playn, you betcha!

Jukesgrrl September 2, 2011 at 5:26 pm

If the Palins run through all their money, then the American Spectator will take away their right to vote. Win/Win.

mormos September 2, 2011 at 5:27 pm

i will give everything i own including my soul and kidneys to hear someone call her a "worn-out old circus hag" to her face on national tv.

any takers?

Biel_ze_Bubba September 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm

I'll take the soul.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 9:01 pm

Surely the kidneys would make a tasty tidbit for dinner, Biely?

SpurningBeer September 2, 2011 at 10:36 pm

They would be delicious. And don't call him Shirley.

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 1:16 am

True. He'll just put my kidneys on the same plate if I do.

Sorry, Biely. Slipped there for a minute.

Scottsdalian September 4, 2011 at 11:28 am

Hell, I'd do it for a coupla' beers.

Dexter Linwood September 5, 2011 at 1:42 am

Even better, I want to see someone do it dressed in their finest suit/pantsuit at one of those televised debates where they let an audience member read their question.

rocktonsam September 2, 2011 at 5:30 pm

$arah can only climax when a camera is on her and Todd deposits her checks.

Otherwise, Piper changes Trig's diapers.

zappadoo76 September 2, 2011 at 5:39 pm

Is that a new walnut on McCain's left temple, or has it always been there?

johnnyzhivago September 2, 2011 at 5:42 pm

This is definitely going to make her run, for sure!

Bonzos_Bed_Time September 2, 2011 at 5:55 pm

So 20% of Democrats are Wonkette readers? I mean, what other reason could possibly explain those respondents wanting her to run other than the LOLs.

mavenmaven September 2, 2011 at 6:39 pm

The Koch brothers have spoken.

DemonicRage September 2, 2011 at 8:29 pm

How quickly you forget. This woman had the current occupant of the White House totally sussed when she contemptuously pointed out to him that, unlike a Commnity Organizer, she had some "real responsibilities," back then. Come on, what would you rather have: four years of Michelle Obama telling you to eat your vegetables, or the escapades of that loveable scamp, Todd, as he maneuvers the difficult role of being "First Dude!" It's going to be so great when she takes over. Bristol's performance on "Dancing with the Stars" will be the first Commemorative Stamp! (Never forget that Bristol is a Star, of equal luminosity as Chaz Bono.)

DerrickWildcat September 2, 2011 at 9:01 pm

"Didn't you used to be Sarah Palin?"

FannyBurney September 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm

She could have a good second career as a banshee.

KenLayIsAlive September 2, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Hey look, three invisible dicks and the real one who gave us Sarah Palin.

e_z September 2, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Hot?

I wouldn't even do her with Cheney's dick.

Negropolis September 3, 2011 at 1:52 am

A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race.

Which is exactly why she'll enter the race. Once the starring attraction, she is now the bearded lady in the freak show.

Negropolis September 3, 2011 at 1:56 am

Could the Wasilla creep’s celebrity gravy train finally be breaking down? We hope so! We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute. That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. This Wonkette Jr./w cheese needs to be promoted.

They tried to make a proper candidate of the woman, but alas, there is only so much makeup you can put on a pig…

slowhansolo September 3, 2011 at 2:15 am

Agreed, quality.

slowhansolo September 3, 2011 at 2:14 am

The first time I got a good look at $arah, I was on a cruise ship in 2008, threading 30 knots through three hurricanes. Relevant, somehow. Might be the drugs.

tcaalaw September 3, 2011 at 9:58 am

That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

Don't be silly! Sarah can put Bristol, Willow, and Piper to "work" at truck stops, logging camps, cannery rows, etc. and easily earn enough to live comfortably in a double-wide trailer for the next 20 years or so.

HamsterSandwich September 3, 2011 at 10:34 am

This really sucks! I've built up 29 pages of Sarah Palin snark that I was saving for the presidential race. Now what?

Dudleydidwrong September 4, 2011 at 12:00 am

Don't deep six it yet. Things like this unfortunately keep coming back. There may be "no second acts in American lives" like F Scott Fitzgerald said, but until someone drives a stake through her heart she thinks this is all the next scene in a bad first act.

mayor_quimby September 4, 2011 at 10:20 pm

Self publish, homey, Amazon is your friend.
You could be the next " Go The Fuck To Sleep"
Cha-ching!!

tessiee September 3, 2011 at 12:58 pm

"We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute. That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!"

From your keyboard to God's in-box.

ttommyunger September 3, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Call me crazy, still expect Perry/Palin ticket in the offing. You know Media would grow a two -year boner.

zappadoo76 September 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Wonkette has it right. Sarah doesn't want to be President. She wants to be a celebrity. And she can do that even with high negatives. Look at Casey Anthony.

BZ1 September 4, 2011 at 10:01 am

those 15 minutes seem to be dragging out…

Scottsdalian September 4, 2011 at 11:26 am

All of them, Katie.

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi September 5, 2011 at 11:13 am

Sarah Sarah
Storms are brewing in your eyes
Sarah Sarah
No time is a good time for goodbyes

charles krauthammer
rupert murdoch
dick cheney
glenn beck
rick perry
karl rove

Barrelhse September 2, 2011 at 4:55 pm

T is for Trig.

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