A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race. But why? Isn’t she still fun? No? Apparently not. She is a worn-out old circus hag, and even teabaggers have noticed that the only thing she cares about is getting media attention for Sarah Palin. Could the Wasilla creep’s celebrity gravy train finally be breaking down? We hope so! We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute. That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!
Wingnut newsletter NewsMax reports, with apparent glee:
Americans overwhelmingly believe that Sarah Palin should remain out of the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, a new Fox News poll of registered voters reveals …. Among Republicans, 71 percent said the former Alaska governor should stay out of the race, as did 80 percent of Democrats, 66 percent of independents, and 66 percent of tea party members.
The votes among all age groups were similar, from 74 percent to 76 percent No, as were the tally among all income groups.
B-b-but the poors were supposed to vicariously enjoy Sarah Palin’s millionaire private-jet lifestyle! [NewsMax]
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I hear that Dicky Cheney was on Laura Ingram's show today and questioned why Palin quit as Governor.
As of Palin, she can go slide under a gasoline truck and taste her own arterial spray for all I care.
"taste her own arterial spray"
I am so using that. I don't know where, but I am.
"Enjoy the refreshing taste of your own arterial spray, on the new improved Texas highway system!"
We just need to say, "thank, but no thanks" to her election to nowhere.
Apparently, for once, like 70% of the population and Cheney agree.
If she catches on fire I'll piss elsewhere.
Meanwhile, people are questioning what reality Cheney was writing about in his memoirs.
I didn't think anyone else remembered Sam Kinison.
That makes three of us.
Four.
Fondly.
See, Democrats are idiots. 100% of them should be praying for the Grifter Queen to win the nomination
Just more capitulation to what Republicans want. Sigh.
We tried that with ray-gun, remember?
And that idiot Bush kid. We got rid of one Bush after one term, nobody will vote for another. He's a joke. Etc., etc.
it could be that 20% think it would be really funny if she ran.
Put me in that 20%. The other 80% have no sense of humor.
Amen, my friend. (Biel_ze_Bubba's are people too, my friend.)
That's the problem with us. We actually care about the nation and can't see the Wasilla Witch coming any closer to the presidency than the front porch of her Alaska igloo. The damn wingnuts care only about themselves and are free to inflict batshit idiots on the country if they think it will benefit them. Maybe we should decide to go down with a laugh, saying, "Fuck it! Palin for prez. It'll be a laugh a minute until the Chinese army marches down Constitution Ave."
No matter where she goes when she's pissed through all her money and is shuffling across the post-apocalyptic landscape like a Times Square bag lady in January, ye shall know her by her tattooed lip line.
Tammy Faye Baker feels more beautiful without make-up on.
She's got a belt-sander to take that tatoo makeup off…
New Yorkers will also know her by the fact that she eats her pizza with a plastic fork.
And the way she drills for the oil in the pepperoni.
" That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin! "
Please, please, we can't have Sarah in the train station. ( But only because there isn't a single train station in the state. )
Trains are socialized transportation anyway.
This clears the field for Rick Perry on his way to election obliteration. Good to snow Alaskunt is still capable of ruining things for the Republicans.
WORN OUT MY WELCOME LIBEL!!!!!
Circus Hag Libel!
I'm one of the 20% who want to watch her run. I also liked 8 Legged Freaks. I wonder if there is a correlation?
i'm on the fence about Palin and i liked Waterworld.
Eight-legged freaks have FOUR crotches- I like that.
A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race.
Fly Xtine, Fly! This is your opening!
I mean run…
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You called?
Please, don't make us picture her opening!
*Sideshow Bob shudder*
Make like a cunt…
yes; but can she run?
yeah, she was on the newsweek cover all dolled up like a running c…
yes; but can she shoot her lawyer in the face and make him apologize for getting in her way?
. . . and split?
…and produce a foul discharge?
We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute.That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!
I wonder what People magazine will pay for those pictures, Hmmmmm?
She'll be the one at the glory hole.
Never one to let facts get in the way, Palin will soon announce that she's running for president because it's what the American People want.
The liberal media will then follow her around like puppies, proclaiming hers is a grass roots populist run for the White House.
You know you've overreached when even the teabaggers think you're too self-centered to run for president. I wonder if it'll dawn on them that none of her sentences makes a lick of sense.
"Think"? You're given the T'baggers too much credit.
Yeah, you don't want them straining their nerve-knots.
"I wonder if it'll dawn on them that none of her sentences makes a lick of sense."
No. Not now, not ever….
Or at least not until she ages out of being "hot".
"Sense"? You're giving the teabaggers too much credit.
She's diluting daughter Bristol's brand as well. She can always be the token goy in the Likud party I guess.
But how do they feel about Perry, Santorum, Bachmann, Romney and Paul? Should they stay out, too?
Yes. All of them Katie.
I think they'd get more gigs if they had a catchier name for the band.
Megadeth?
…or the law firm.
Wolfram & Hart is already taken.
I want every single loony Repuke in the race.
For the lulz, and for the campaign spending stimulus dollars.
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But if you cater donuts for their volunteers, get the money up front.
Most of their campaign monies seem to go to sweat shop owners.
I'd hit it!
Repeatedly. With a coal shovel.
Then I'd back up over it.
Then I'd put the car in Drive, and hit it again.
Some people just can't stop criticizing Trig.
They're saving her for 2016.
Keep your powder dry for 2016, until you can see the whites of Hillary's eyes…
5 more years of gravity will do her NO favors.
You and your science crap.
But, her only asset is her looks, and another election cycle will only reduce that.
Or a couple more babies.
If she's still cranking out babies in the next few years, god bless her.
That hardly seems worth bothering with, since there won't be any money left for her to grift by then.
You're a vapid self-promoting opportunist Sarah, but despite this you're too good for the 2012 Republican field.
Let's face it, she's just not the craziest sideshow anymore; we have a bumper crop of the crazies. I would like to thank Palin, however, for demonstrating to this new harvest of rabid egoists that they, too, can have a failed run for the highest office.
If nothing else, she's paved the way for future generations of self-aggrandizing, willfully ignorant, opportunistic reactionaries to run for office.
And fail. It's imperative that we make the point that they fail.
Please, please, please.
She just needs a make-over. Plain and simple. The sexy librarian look is sooo '08. And then, straight to hell, Wasilla will do.
The sexy librarian look should not be attempted by people who a) aren't sexy and b) could never pass for a librarian. She should try a look more in keeping with her appearance and demeanor, like maybe "incompetent Martha Stewart wannabe."
Maybe she too much of the intellectual type for this crop of candidates.
McCain wonders if he made a mistake not ordering the $4.99 Baconalia Special at Tucson Dennys…
Despite the syntactic and logical nightmares implicit in this sentence, it is, sadly, true.
That was the longest 15 minutes I can remember.
Living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine.
Ain't it a shame?
Ain't gonna stop me from enjoying her speech from Indianola tomorrow, playing the Palin drinking game. Down a Miller mini everytime she uses the phrase "founding fathers". Won't make it to the first station break…
And you'll spend the rest of the evening peeing in the loo. Personally, I was thinking of a shot glass of Jack Daniels for every time she drops a "g" at the end of a word – but I realized I'd die of alcohol poisonin'.
I'll be there live. A friend is taking a "WHERE'S CHRISTINE O'DONNELL?" sign.
It would seem, judging from the wailing and beating of breasts going on at some Conservative sites, that the teabaggage are not pleased that Palin has kicked my namesake to the curb.
"beating of breasts"
My breasts and I would like to go on record stating that we are opposed to this.
I b'leev the beatings were only applied to breasts of the hairy man-sort, tessiee. Your beautiful breasts are safe.
Oh my fickle Wonkette. You built her up when she was your GILF now you are kicking her to the curb.
Though I must say good riddance to bad trash.
It's the inevitable arc: Exciting at first, and then they open the mouth.
When will Mike Allen discover she is not a "serious candidate?"
Perhaps we could export her to China. They've had a long history of obnoxious women in government, from Empress Dowager Lü to Madame Mao, so they should be used to her type. She could be Precious Concubine Sarah (贵妃莎拉) or something like that.
Niu bi.
What's mandarin for "nasty, dimwitted snow bitch"?
Shit! They'd return the "favor" and send over crates of Palin bobblehead dolls to be sold in Walmarts across the country. And the Sarah Palin Alaska Igloo sets. Don't send her to China because they'll just figure out how to make money from her grifter image.
Don't believe that lamestream rightwing media! Run, Sarah, Run!
Seriously, run. Tits or GTFO, also.
I think America has spoken, and the verdict is GTFO.
Needs more Couric interviews.
It's like most of the Democrats asked "What did the Republicans say?" before they answered the question.. Fucking pussies.
I actually read that NewsMax article and am amazed at how many words it took to say absolutely nothing of interest to anybody.
Look at the pretty numbers, Cletus….
"A new Fox News poll says 71% of Republicans don’t want quitter-grifter Sarah Palin in the 2012 race."
This can mean only one thing: She's in (until she quits).
Republicans hate Democracy, and if a majority of people want something, they think it's a sign of their Dictatorship power not to give it to 'em….
Ha Ha! I was thinking the same thing! Don't let'm talk you out of it, Sarah. It's your birthright!!!
Naturally, now she'll paint herself as Snowbilly Jesus in a nation of Peters. She's probably busy hot-gluing rhinestones to her giant golden cross right now.
Who?
The photo of McCain looks like a cadaver caught in mid clap. Or a cadaver who has died as a result of the clap. Either one works for me.
i was thinking creepy, broken down robot. like he's gonna go all West World in a second. it's cool, though. Palin is down with emotionless "male" creatures firing guns indiscriminately at crowds.
71 percent of me wants her to disappear from the Wonkette pages. The other 29 percent hesitates between wanting to do sexytime things with her and wanting to forget all about the past five years.
29 percent of you drinks way too much.
Checks calendar… Only 3 years for the botard crowd to figure out that Sarah was a grifting dumbass.
Awesome judgment, botards!
Final piece of advice for the Snowbilly Grifter: Better save that money you made/grifted/whored out for because if I base it on a typical lottery winner's fiscal failing you got about 3 years before you hit bankruptcy court.
I'll take the under on that. I'll bet the Palin Clan are already handing out IOU's on the premise that are going to hit the Big Time.
I'm also with the under because the whole clan appears to be on the payroll.
"botards"?
Yeah. Intensedebate sometimes does not like the word retard and botard is a synonym of the word. Don't know where it came from but it was in common use where I grew up.
<spock>Fascinating.</spock>
"Better save that money you made/grifted/whored out for because if I base it on a typical lottery winner's fiscal failing you got about 3 years before you hit bankruptcy court. "
See also SPEARS, Britney.
71% of republicans don't want her to run. However, 87% of Democrats are jizzing in their pants at the thought of it.
Which bathroom?
Anchorage train station in 2020
Yer an optimist Jr. Lou Sarah will be selling meth out of the San-a-Kan at the Portage Station on the way to Whistler if she's lucky.
The Snowbilly Quitter quits again, depriving me of the Palin/Bachmann naked jello-wrestling match that some deeply masochistic corner of my psyche was yearning for.
It would be tragic if Sarah Palin entered the Republican primary, for that would lower the high level of political discourse and intelligent ideas being cogently discussed by the current candidates. That said, another political run (before she quits) would increase her griftability rating and she could rake in the cash for another couple of years. Count the bitch in!
This Pygmalion experiment failed dismally, but then even Henry Higgins himself couldn’t work his magic on this gutter snipe.
Pity, the laffs kept on coming.
Th' rayn in Spayn keeps fallin' on th' playn, you betcha!
If the Palins run through all their money, then the American Spectator will take away their right to vote. Win/Win.
i will give everything i own including my soul and kidneys to hear someone call her a "worn-out old circus hag" to her face on national tv.
any takers?
I'll take the soul.
Surely the kidneys would make a tasty tidbit for dinner, Biely?
They would be delicious. And don't call him Shirley.
True. He'll just put my kidneys on the same plate if I do.
Sorry, Biely. Slipped there for a minute.
Hell, I'd do it for a coupla' beers.
Even better, I want to see someone do it dressed in their finest suit/pantsuit at one of those televised debates where they let an audience member read their question.
$arah can only climax when a camera is on her and Todd deposits her checks.
Otherwise, Piper changes Trig's diapers.
Is that a new walnut on McCain's left temple, or has it always been there?
This is definitely going to make her run, for sure!
So 20% of Democrats are Wonkette readers? I mean, what other reason could possibly explain those respondents wanting her to run other than the LOLs.
The Koch brothers have spoken.
How quickly you forget. This woman had the current occupant of the White House totally sussed when she contemptuously pointed out to him that, unlike a Commnity Organizer, she had some "real responsibilities," back then. Come on, what would you rather have: four years of Michelle Obama telling you to eat your vegetables, or the escapades of that loveable scamp, Todd, as he maneuvers the difficult role of being "First Dude!" It's going to be so great when she takes over. Bristol's performance on "Dancing with the Stars" will be the first Commemorative Stamp! (Never forget that Bristol is a Star, of equal luminosity as Chaz Bono.)
"Didn't you used to be Sarah Palin?"
She could have a good second career as a banshee.
Hey look, three invisible dicks and the real one who gave us Sarah Palin.
Hot?
I wouldn't even do her with Cheney's dick.
Which is exactly why she'll enter the race. Once the starring attraction, she is now the bearded lady in the freak show.
I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. This Wonkette Jr./w cheese needs to be promoted.
They tried to make a proper candidate of the woman, but alas, there is only so much makeup you can put on a pig…
Agreed, quality.
The first time I got a good look at $arah, I was on a cruise ship in 2008, threading 30 knots through three hurricanes. Relevant, somehow. Might be the drugs.
That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!
Don't be silly! Sarah can put Bristol, Willow, and Piper to "work" at truck stops, logging camps, cannery rows, etc. and easily earn enough to live comfortably in a double-wide trailer for the next 20 years or so.
This really sucks! I've built up 29 pages of Sarah Palin snark that I was saving for the presidential race. Now what?
Don't deep six it yet. Things like this unfortunately keep coming back. There may be "no second acts in American lives" like F Scott Fitzgerald said, but until someone drives a stake through her heart she thinks this is all the next scene in a bad first act.
Self publish, homey, Amazon is your friend.
You could be the next " Go The Fuck To Sleep"
Cha-ching!!
"We also hope the Palins do what every white-trash lotto-winning family always does, which is piss through the whole insane fortune in a couple of years and wind up destitute. That toothless crone selling meth in the bathroom at the Anchorage train station in 2020 is likely to be one-time vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin!"
From your keyboard to God's in-box.
Call me crazy, still expect Perry/Palin ticket in the offing. You know Media would grow a two -year boner.
Wonkette has it right. Sarah doesn't want to be President. She wants to be a celebrity. And she can do that even with high negatives. Look at Casey Anthony.
those 15 minutes seem to be dragging out…
All of them, Katie.
Sarah Sarah
Storms are brewing in your eyes
Sarah Sarah
No time is a good time for goodbyes
charles krauthammer
rupert murdoch
dick cheney
glenn beck
rick perry
karl rove
T is for Trig.
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