HATES HIS LIFE  10:35 pm September 1, 2011

Questioning Rick Santorum Is “Bigotry,” According To Rick Santorum

by Blair Burke

Whiny rodent Rick Santorum has faced a lot of prejudice lately, especially since gay people are out doing jihad to him, every single day. And even the non-gay people are ganging up on him now. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE BIGOTS, screams Rick Santorum.

Presidential candidate Rick Santorum defended his position on gay marriage Tuesday while speaking to students at Pennsylvania State University, and slammed CNN’s Piers Morgan for questioning him as a “bigot” in a pre-taped interview that aired Wednesday night.

“I had Piers Morgan call me a bigot, because I believe what the Catholic Church teaches with respect to homosexuality,” Santorum said, heatedly. “So now I’m a bigot because I believe what the Bible teaches.”

In the interview, Morgan pressed the former Pennsylvania senator on his moral beliefs about gay rights, an issue he’s repeatedly spoken about on the campaign trail.

Santorum said he subscribes to the Catholic Church’s teachings, which deem homosexuality a sin.

Morgan argued that people have a difficult time coming out because “of the level of bigotry that’s out there against them.”

“And I have to say that your views you’ve espoused on this issue are bordering on bigotry, aren’t they?” Morgan asked, adding that society has evolved in how it views homosexuality.

Santorum countered that the Church’s position is founded on more than 2,000 years of history. To adapt those beliefs based on the changing ways of society, he said, would be immoral.

Santorum then lobbed a charge of bigotry back at Morgan.

“Trying to redefine something that is seen as wrong – from the standpoint of a church – and saying a church is bigoted because it holds that opinion that is biblically based, I think that is, in itself, an act of bigotry,” Santorum said.

Today, we are all bigots. [CNN]

 

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CarnyTrash September 1, 2011 at 10:44 pm

Santorum then added, "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Nanny-nanny, goo-goo. Stick your head in doo-doo."

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 6:46 pm

"Goo" does mean "shit" in at least one language.

Barb September 1, 2011 at 10:44 pm

Rick, you aren't running for the President of the Catholic Church, ya know.
Church <——————————————–>State
Let's keep it that way.

sunmusing September 2, 2011 at 12:26 pm

ohh the santorum is flying now.

ttommyunger September 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm

No doubt then Little Ricky must also support slavery, divorce by proclamation, legalized prostitution and polygamy, since they are all accepted Biblical practices.

Barb September 1, 2011 at 11:10 pm

Oh TTommy, if you could "divorce by proclamation" My monogram would read like a freaking eye chart.*

*not you Jeffer, I love you.

ShaveTheWhales September 2, 2011 at 12:53 am

Sorry, Barb, you can't Biblically divorce by proclamation.

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 7:13 am

“I divorce you!” “I divorce you!” “I divorce you!” A lot handier, quicker and tons cheaper than today's system, no?

DashboardBuddha September 2, 2011 at 9:16 am

sorta like Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 10:39 am

Have you been reading Christine O'Donnell's book?

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Or, if you're Muslim, "Talaq, talaq, talaq." You can just text it to the current wife, or whatever.

Although I believe Malaysian women are trying to pass a law against that.

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 11:31 pm

And some resist Sharia Law? Go figure!

Lucidamente1 September 1, 2011 at 11:54 pm

I'll bet he has a problem with shellfish, too.

Madfall September 2, 2011 at 5:57 am

Not forgetting mixed fibres, oh the depravity.

SpurningBeer September 2, 2011 at 6:54 am

And don't even THINK about cream of chicken soup, you barbarian bigots, you!

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 7:14 am

I'm guessing the average shellfish would have a problem with him.

DashboardBuddha September 2, 2011 at 9:18 am

Nah…most shellfish are equal opportunity scavengers. You're average crab wouldn't turn up his nose at the freshly rotting corpse of such a man on the sea floor. They're open-minded that way.

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 10:40 am

Well, at least you made my day with that pleasant word-picture of Little Ricky sleeping with the fishes.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 6:54 pm

My younger brother told me that (due to the Mosaic dietary laws) crab are abundant in Karachi because the local people, being mostly Muslim, don't eat them. So he, and several of his friends who were in that city made the most of the opportunity eating as much crab as they could probably stuff in their faces.

Then they found out that corpses are pretty routinely dumped in the surrounding waterways.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Given their respective ranks on the evolutionary chain, they probably wouldn't be seen dead with him. Although they wouldn't … yeah, what DashboardBuddha said.

BTWBFDIMHO September 2, 2011 at 11:03 am

Indeed, he's very shellfish.

ShaveTheWhales September 2, 2011 at 12:54 am

And any minute he's gonna give all his worldly goods to the poor and become a holy beggar. (as opposed to the assholey bugger he is now).

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 7:14 am

Let's not hold our breath on that one.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Not to mention the Mosaic dietary laws. No more lobster or shrimp for YOU, Xtians!

Yay, more lobster and shrimp for ME!

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 11:30 pm

Not to pick nits, but it is teh Jooze than have the problem with shellfish. Christians were liberated from such watery bigotry by the New Testament. I'm betting Lobster is a staple for Little Ricky, regardless.

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 12:43 am

Well, it wasn't Jesus who ever said anything about Hating On Teh Gheys — that comes from the OLD Testament. So if Li'l Ricky wants to go all OT on us, he'd better live by every fucking jot and tittle of it. No shellfish, no mixed fibers in his clothing, and regular sacrifices of burnt animals.

Yay lobster and shrimp for me.

ttommyunger September 3, 2011 at 7:06 am

You've got that shit right. Can't have a “Buffet” in that regard. Pick OT or NT, motherfucker, there is no such thing as an OT Christian; the name for that is Hypocrite.

nounverb911 September 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm

I may just be a politician but I play a bigot in real life.

TanzbodenKoenig September 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm

You can't be bigoted against bigotry, just like you don't have to tolerate intolerance. Is our wingnuts learning?

nounverb911 September 1, 2011 at 10:49 pm

"Santorum said he subscribes to the Catholic Church’s teachings, which deem homosexuality a sin."
Except for the pedophile priests.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 6:55 pm

They never said *pedophilia* was a sin.

ttommyunger September 1, 2011 at 10:49 pm

And believe you me, nobody knows Bigotry like Little Ricky.

TanzbodenKoenig September 1, 2011 at 10:51 pm

Takes one to know one, right?

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 7:08 am

Eggszackle!

deanbooth September 1, 2011 at 10:52 pm

Hey, Ricky, the Church’s position on slavery was founded on more than 1,800 years of history.

OC_Surf_Serf September 1, 2011 at 10:54 pm

…which deem reporting on a priest, who is accused of rape, a sin.

/fixed

OkieDokieDog September 1, 2011 at 10:55 pm

I've decided this Santorum guy is a masochist. I wonder what happened between him and his mommy or what the heck is going on with him and the wife.

And why hasn't Piers been deported? Someone check his papers.

Madfall September 2, 2011 at 5:58 am

We don't want him back, thanks.

slowhansolo September 1, 2011 at 10:57 pm

I'm bigoted against hateful, hapless former senator losers allegedly from Pennsylvania.

baconzgood September 2, 2011 at 9:36 am

Can everyone do me and everyone else in PA a small favor? Even though he's not, can we say he's from Alabama from now on?

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Don't his kids go to some hoitytoity private school in VA?

Jukesgrrl September 3, 2011 at 1:29 am

Yes, it's called Home. Mommy teaches them so they'll grow up to be just like Daddy. And what do you want to bet he pays his wife a couple of bucks so he can justify deducting half his house on his taxes.

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 1:54 am

I thought he was having them educated at some fancy Catholic school in VA and submitted the bills for their education to PA to pay, which caused a, what can we possibly call it, foofaraw?

But the other wouldn't surprise me either. He's a scamming,lying, hypocritical, BrooksBrothers thug.

Schmannnity September 1, 2011 at 11:01 pm

Needz more man-on-dog-action.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:27 pm

I'd love to see Li'l Ricky on a dog. A pit bull. A LARGE ANGRY PIT BULL who would be biting Li'l Ricky to death as people stood around watching, but doing nothing.

Cop: "Why didn't you intervene?"
Person1: "Well, he seemed to be having a good time …"
Person2: "Besides, have you ever heard him go on about man-on-dog sex?"

__kth__ September 1, 2011 at 11:06 pm

The Other Rick, what with 2% of the teanuts at his beck and call, will have to say something a lot crazier (not merely whiny and hysterical like this shit) to ping my give-a-fuck-ometer.

DaRooster September 1, 2011 at 11:08 pm

I don't think you wanna call"Catholic Church" into any morality speak…

SayItWithWookies September 1, 2011 at 11:10 pm

Hey Rick — bigotry, unlike homosexuality, is a choice, not some biological difference you were born with. Remember when the anti-gay-rights crowd used to say that was an important distinction? And they said it's okay to discriminate against people who are doing something as a choice because they could just change and be "normal?"

Well welcome to voluntary second-class citizenship, you bigoted fuck. Your drinking fountain is right over there by the bigots-only door.

DashboardBuddha September 2, 2011 at 8:57 am

You and other like-minded Wonks give me strength.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:28 pm

I suggest we cut the water to it.

ph7 September 1, 2011 at 11:12 pm

Is it piling on to mention that "To Mr Anus" and "Roam Nuts" are anagrams for Santorum?

Doktor Zoom September 1, 2011 at 11:20 pm

"Santorum bigotry" anagrams to "Musty or aborting"

(Or, if Rick wants to be like Sarah, he could try "Aborting My Tours")

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2011 at 3:11 am

"Musty or aborting"

I hate false dichotomies.

noodlesalad September 2, 2011 at 12:16 am

Poor Rick Santorum=
Karmic Porno Tours
A Stick Rumor Porno
Pork our romantics

donner_froh September 2, 2011 at 3:39 am

Upfist for "Pork our romantics".

Fare la Volpe September 2, 2011 at 9:00 am

Karmic Porno Tours is the name of my new psychedeli-funk band.

FakaktaSouth September 2, 2011 at 9:53 am

I like "A Porno Stick Rumor" just to mix it up… it sounds like the first chapter in my autobiography.

And now I want a porno stick. It sounds delicious, like something at the Iowa fair…

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:30 pm

You mean like the one Michele was mouthing?

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Yes, but in a good way.

Radiotherapy® September 1, 2011 at 11:14 pm

Phobophobia.

Doktor Zoom September 1, 2011 at 11:16 pm

The frothy bigotry of low expectations.

BaldarTFlagass September 2, 2011 at 8:20 am

The low spark of high heeled boys.

Guppy06 September 1, 2011 at 11:17 pm

“So now I’m a bigot because I believe what the Bible teaches.”

Glad we were able to clear that one up for you!

Homosexuality is as much a sin as uppity women and slave revolts.

mookwrthwilson September 1, 2011 at 11:24 pm

2000 years of stupid is still stupid…even if it's frothy and brown.

Crank_Tango September 1, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Rick may not know it, but the best word that applies to him is really "faggotry," whatever that means.

nounverb911 September 1, 2011 at 11:32 pm

Gabriel Santorum is not amused.

Negropolis September 2, 2011 at 7:08 pm

Oh, you are so bad.

elviouslyqueer September 1, 2011 at 11:36 pm

Dear Rick:

Just so we're clear. I loathe you because you're a candy-assed, smarmy, religio-fanatical, so-far-back-in-the-closet-you-can-see-Narnia asshole. This doesn't make me a bigot so much as it makes me an enlightened homosexual who sees you for what you really are. Which is an asshole.

Just thought I'd spell it out for you, in case you missed the distinction. You're welcome, yet again.

EQ

user-of-owls September 2, 2011 at 11:01 am

Amigo, you should really start appending Esquire to your signature. That way, when you finally get that big time modeling gig, all of your fans here can say,

"ooh, oooh! Did you hear? EQ, Esq. is in GQ!"

mourningnmerica September 2, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Thank you, E. Mostly, this guy is just desperate to be noticed. Narcissistically desperate. Of all the Republican candidates, I would most like to see him glittered. Plus, at every campaign stop, it would be great if he were showered with dildos. Like to the point where he would have to duck and cover every time he began to speak. Dildos like the frogs in "Magnolia". I know this would be expensive, but I would gladly contribute.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:32 pm

Perhaps if they were small, foam-rubber replicas of penii? Cheaply manufactured. We could distribute them to anyone brave enough to go see Santorum.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:31 pm

Thank you.

anniegetyerfun September 6, 2011 at 6:17 pm

I actually can't even get past his horrible, horrible face to consider what he thinks. See face, hate person. Does that make me a bigot? Probably. Against horrible-faced people.

mavenmaven September 1, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Now human sacrifice, that's been going on for more than six thousand years, so to adapt those beliefs based on the changing ways of society, he said, would be totally effing immoral, amirite?

SpurningBeer September 2, 2011 at 7:01 am

Ritual or cultic male prostitution also has a 4000-year tradition, Rick.

imissopus September 1, 2011 at 11:40 pm

Poor Ricky. Someone get him a big wooden cross so he can climb on up and nail himself to it.

AJWjr. September 2, 2011 at 11:12 am

Imagine the time they could've saved, if the Romans had pneumatic nail guns 2K years ago…

GunToting[Redacted] September 2, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Tom Waits libel!

mourningnmerica September 2, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Can I help?

bumfug September 1, 2011 at 11:54 pm

Rick's behind the Catholic Church's view of things because they have 2000 years of history and everyone knows gays just started being gay in maybe 1880, about the time that Oscar Wilde first took it up the butt.

Fare la Volpe September 2, 2011 at 9:05 am

Oscar never took, only gave.

Were he alive today he would have a field day with Rentboy.com.

SorosBot September 2, 2011 at 12:19 am
DahBoner September 2, 2011 at 12:31 am

Archie Bunker was a bigot, also to….

mumbly_joe September 2, 2011 at 12:55 am

I wasn't sure about this, so I did a google search, and I found out:

big·ot noun ˈbi-gəta person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance

So in conclusion: Yes, Santorum is a bigot, and NO, reaching the considered conclusion that Santorum espouses bigotry is not, itself, a form of bigotry. Because, by definition, it's not prejudiced. It's a conclusion reached by engaging and discussing the topic and considering the preponderance of the evidence in record to date.

It says so in the dictionary. Which, I mean, is no Bible, but since dictionaries have existed in some form or another for 4,400 years, that means that by Santorum's own standards, it's an even more reliable source than the Bible is. Right?

chicken_thief September 2, 2011 at 9:41 am

There you go again, Joe! Gettin' all factual and logical and doin' yer elitist thinking. Sacrifice a lamb, say two Our Fathers and two Hail Marys and make a good Act of Contrition. And never furgit – them homos suck cock and have buttsecks!!!

Wait….. why do we hate them again?!

DahBoner September 3, 2011 at 1:52 pm

"Wait….. why do we hate them again?!"

Because when we see two dudes walking down the street holding hands, that means there are two more women out there to shoot us down!

ShaveTheWhales September 2, 2011 at 1:47 am

That cunt.

Chichikovovich September 2, 2011 at 1:55 am

I wonder if Rick has ever been out with the family for a weekend camping trip. Make a bonfire, roast some marshmallows…. 'Cause the Bible is quite clear on the consequences of gathering sticks on a Sunday.

BarackMyWorld September 2, 2011 at 2:55 am

"I believe what the Catholic Church teaches with respect to homosexuality"

Someone explain to Rick he's not just running for president of the Catholic Americans.

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2011 at 3:04 am

Oh, but he is — I think Rick believes he's John the Baptist if not Jesus himself, and his public scourging will be his gift to his followers forever. Wow, I need to sober up.

emmelemm September 2, 2011 at 4:24 am

Didn't John the Baptist lose his head? He's a bad example to follow.

baconzgood September 2, 2011 at 8:56 am

If you move some of the words out he believes that the Catholic Church respects homosexuality. I'm just sayin, it's a start.

FakaktaSouth September 2, 2011 at 9:06 am

It's also real weird how people here down here in the dirty-dirty South (the place that's gonna actually vote for these folks) STILL hate the Kennedy legacy 'cause of the Catholic thing, but here this guy thinks it makes him Jesus-y. They are trying to wrassle with things they don't know from in Pennsylvania. They may call the rural parts of that state "Alabama" cause they are dumb and have guns, but it ain't.

Fare la Volpe September 2, 2011 at 9:11 am

I love when you say dirty-dirty.

AJWjr. September 2, 2011 at 11:15 am

Pennsyltucky.

pattycake September 2, 2011 at 3:09 am

Little bigot man.

Negropolis September 2, 2011 at 3:12 am

“So now I’m a bigot because I believe what the Bible teaches.”

Guess what Rick? That's entirely possible. The Old Testament is rife with God teaching, no, commanding bigotry as a virtue. You see that heathen village over there, Israelities? Yeah, that one. Burn it to the ground and kill every fucking living thing in it. Oh, except that prostitute, because she said she believed in me.

I love how many religious folks seem to think that the passage of time in and of its self is some kind of legitimate authority. That somehow an idea or belief is good and true simply by virute of having existed many years.

gizdal September 2, 2011 at 10:14 am

yes, with the passing of time, even freaky "religions" such as mormonsim and scientology will be seen as Official,Accepted Traditional religious superstition/insanity.

age along gives them respectability. strange but true.

GunToting[Redacted] September 2, 2011 at 1:02 pm

The only difference between a religion and a cult is about 100 years.

DahBoner September 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm

But the Bible also teaches you to kill anyone who works on a Saturday.

THAT PART OF THE BIBLE ISN'T TRUE, BUT THE ENTIRE BIBLE IS TRUE!

Monsieur_Grumpe September 2, 2011 at 3:38 am

Ricky is proof that Darwin was wrong.

DahBoner September 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Not at all!

Darwin's theories perfectly explain that sometimes there are stagnant "evolutionary backwaters" where evolution doesn't happen or even goes in reverse.

WELCOME TO TEXAS SON!!!

Redhead September 2, 2011 at 6:40 am

Trying to "redefine" something that Santorum insists is in the bible even though it actually isn't and is just an excuse for him to be butthurt over what Dan Savage did to his name is bigotry? Hmmmm.

chicken_thief September 2, 2011 at 9:48 am

Dan Savage is my hero! I love that Ricky just digs himself deeper and deeper with every stupid utterance that escapes his lips. Fuck with the bull, Santorum, and sometimes you get the horns. So FUCK YOU!!!

Kudos, Dan! Who's next on your list and how can I help?

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:38 pm

He's planning to redefine "Rick," which will get Santorum back for his *continuing* bigotry, but should also make DinglePerry less than happy.

Redhead September 2, 2011 at 7:39 pm

I saw something the other day (quite possibly in a comment on here) that was a video of Savage describing how he wants to now redefine Ricky's first name… and what he wants to redefine it to…

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Tee hee. I think that was me: http://kalimao.blogspot.com/2011/08/rick-santorum

johnnyzhivago September 2, 2011 at 7:36 am

If you just woke up from a coma, you would have to wonder what the fuck parallel universe you've been transported to when Piers Morgan has a show on CNN and he's talking to Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum.

Goonemeritus September 2, 2011 at 8:08 am

So Rick’s plan to pull his campaign out of utter irrelevance is to play the victim card. First off I think you are looking at some copyright issues with Sarah. Secondly this year only Republicans that still have that new Republican smell are getting any attention. I think it may be time to load up the family truckster and point it towards home.

James Michael Curley September 2, 2011 at 8:29 am

To quote another Queen, "Methinks she doth protest too much."

FakaktaSouth September 2, 2011 at 8:50 am

"Bigotry" is stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own (like not being Catholic, so – there ya go Rick, this is you). And see? I am not this. I don't need anyone to believe what I believe. I need for fucktards who like to marginalize others through ignorance, fear and hatred for absolutely nothing but their own political benefit to evolve on out of existence. Totally different.

DerrickWildcat September 2, 2011 at 8:52 am

“So now I’m a bigot because I believe what the Bible teaches.”

So Rick, how many Gays have you put to death today?

baconzgood September 2, 2011 at 9:20 am

"Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically you can't even go to the bathroom"

-Rev. Lovejoy-

mumbly_joe September 2, 2011 at 9:50 am

Even though it's the Simpsons, this is actually intended as a factual statement. It's in Leviticus 15- you can't sit anywhere a menstruating woman has, which rules out public women's bathrooms and unisex bathrooms, pretty much entirely.

SwanSwanH September 2, 2011 at 9:24 am

The soft bigotry of diminished defecations.

baconzgood September 2, 2011 at 9:34 am

Nu-uh! YOU'RE THE BIGOT!

emmelemm September 2, 2011 at 1:39 pm

I know you are, but what am I?

timbo71351 September 2, 2011 at 9:45 am

I wish Rick Santorum would get raped by a male Kodiak bear.

mourningnmerica September 2, 2011 at 3:08 pm

I'm sure if he had to be raped by a bear, he would prefer that it was a polar bear.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:41 pm

A bi-polar bear. Off its meds.

DahBoner September 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm

And Santorum drowns trying to swim back from the Polar Bear Rape Flo

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Yes.

HarryButtle September 3, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Thus proving that Bryan Fischer is right about bears being the minions of Satan!

chicken_thief September 2, 2011 at 9:59 am

Savage so thoroughly owns this bitch that every time he opens his mouth, regardless of what words he uses, it just sounds to me like squeals of agony from another savage anal raping. Yet somehow, I don't feel one bit sorry for the ….. prick? asshole? piece of shit?

EatsBabyDingos September 2, 2011 at 10:28 am

I hate hate. I do not love love. Pork rinds are okay.

mourningnmerica September 2, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Agreed. Because it is not homosexual to eat pork rinds. But tofu…

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Don't eat no tofu rinds, man. Just don't.

DahBoner September 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm

But is it homo to eat pork rinds at the World's Longest Yard Sale in August on Highway 127 between Kentucky and Alabama?

Because I heard homos like antiques….

BornInATrailer September 2, 2011 at 10:52 am

“So now I’m a bigot because I believe what the Bible teaches.”

Lemme take a stab at this with a carefully crafted and complete response.

Yes.

user-of-owls September 2, 2011 at 10:57 am

My hate speech has a first name,
it's B-I-G-O-T-R-Y…

BTWBFDIMHO September 2, 2011 at 11:01 am

Wikipedia about bigot:
The predominant usage in modern English refers to persons hostile to those of differing sex, race, ethnicity, religion or spirituality, nationality, inter-regional prejudice, gender and sexual orientation…

Yes, Rick, you are a bigot.

comrad_darkness September 2, 2011 at 12:23 pm

"So now I’m a bigot because I believe what the Bible teaches."

Bingo. And so were the bastards who banned interracial marriage citing the exact same "bible".

fuflans September 2, 2011 at 12:33 pm

fine. you're not a bigot.

you're a thought terrorist.

poorgradstudent September 2, 2011 at 12:42 pm

To be fair, I really am bigoted myself. Not against Catholics, mind, but against self-righteous assholes.

DahBoner September 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm

But that's not bigotry, because there is logical evidence based on facts that kids who are the biggest whiners grow up to be conservative

gurukalehuru September 2, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Well, there's what the Catholic church teaches, and there's what the Catholic church teaches, knowwhatImean?

GOPCrusher September 2, 2011 at 1:23 pm

It's Labor Day weekend, the official end of summer! Is santorum on the lips of all young Republiklans?

hagajim September 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm

"Whiny rodent (full of juicy ass froth) Rick Santorum – there, fixed.

mourningnmerica September 2, 2011 at 3:12 pm

In fact, physically, well, he does kinda look like a little rat, doesn't he?

hagajim September 2, 2011 at 1:33 pm

“I had Piers Morgan call me a bigot, because I believe what the Catholic Church teaches with respect to homosexuality.”

I guess this means that Ricky likes to bugger little boys….isn't that what the Catholic Church teaches?

archikvetch September 2, 2011 at 1:48 pm

But he does love the sinner, just not the sin, right? So he's not just a bigot, he's an asshole. Pious, but still an asshole. And The Sermon on the Mount promises that "…and the pious shall dwell in the Santorum…"

KeepFnThatChicken September 2, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Mr. Santorum,

Like it or not, this country doesn't base its code of conduct on "sinfulness." As with other former churchgoers, we know where you are, and we even understand why you're there.

But to lead us, you must leave that bullshit behind. You're not permitted to lead us as our President, with a junk-ass whiny attitude like that.

Regards,
us

P.S. Also, dinosaur.

KeepFnThatChicken September 2, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Also, Rick, if you think this is bigotry, you might ask a homosexual how they feel about that.

Negropolis September 2, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Who does this fucker think he is? The pope?

Ratzinger is probably too liberal for this guy.

occams8ball September 2, 2011 at 7:49 pm

“I had Piers Morgan call me a bigot, because I believe what the Catholic Church teaches with respect to homosexuality,” Santorum said, heatedly. “So now I’m a bigot because I believe what the Bible teaches.”

Ricky, you really should record yourself and listen to what you say.

(later that day)

"nothing wrong with that."
click
"nothing wrong with that"
click etc.

Midway117 September 4, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Didn't JFK try to tamp down the anti-papist contingent by assuring people that he would do what was good for America, not just the Catholic Church? And now, this. I got 2,000 years of history right HERE, buddy.

antispandex September 6, 2011 at 7:21 pm

I'm with him. So, when will we bringing back stoning? I haven't been to a good stoning in…heck, EVER!

lunaursus September 7, 2011 at 10:57 am

This is the guy, who nearly every week, comes out with some outlandish declaration…….only to keep his name out there. If he didn't do what I call Ass Talking, for attention, NOBODY would remember him.

BTWBFDIMHO September 2, 2011 at 11:02 am

I saw it at Barnes&Noble, but was afraid of touch it.

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 6:50 pm

A-HEM!

You watch yourself, buddy.

Oh, you said Christine.

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 11:06 am

You've been dumpster-diving B & N ?

DashboardBuddha September 2, 2011 at 8:13 pm

mmmm…long pig stuffed crab

Pristine_ODummy September 2, 2011 at 8:16 pm

^^ This ^^ is why I return to the Wonketz, and always will.

ttommyunger September 2, 2011 at 11:32 pm

Hee,hee.

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Thank you. I might not have read every translation of the Bible, but I do know the difference between OT and NT. ;)

ttommyunger September 3, 2011 at 12:54 pm

MF was directed at Ricky, you knew that, right? Buffet (originally descriptive of Catholics) refers to those who pick the parts of the Bible they like and ignore the bits they don't.

Pristine_ODummy September 3, 2011 at 1:50 pm

I knew that, ttommy. Even though you're CRUEL, you're never mean. :)

Reading a little of the Mormon scriptures right now. And I thought the Cat'licks were bad!

Jukesgrrl September 3, 2011 at 9:12 pm

As a former constituent of the Rickster, I have all the deets on the foofaraw. During his rein of terror on PA, the senator bought a $750K home in Leesburg, VA, large enough for his home-schooled brood. The Santorums had as their “legal” residence, however, a pile in Penn Hills, a suburb of Pittsburgh, that they rented, making it seemingly impossible for them to live there.Because Karen Santorum was home-schooling, she got her legally required official curricula from the Pennsylvania Charter Cyber School in Midland, PA. To cover the $38,000-per-child-per-year cost of these computer-generated lessons (which come with human-teacher support) the school district the student LIVES IN (remember that key phrase) is required by PA law to pay PA Cyber 80%. And given the number of kids the Santorums have, the bill was a tidy sum, born annually by the tax payers who live in the Penn Hills School District. At some point the Democrats on the school board had had enough. The plot thickened weekly. The Dems threatened to sue. The GOP claimed the Santorum tenants were related to him, so he was allowed to live in the Penn Hills house when he felt like it. The Dems remembered that Rick was also taking a special tax deduction on the PA house allowed to RESIDENTS. Rick said his PA driver's license was enough to make him a resident. Virginia said, “Don't look at us!” Everybody was supposed to forget that Rick won his first important election claiming that the Congressman in the job was a “carpetbagger” and didn't live in his district. Rick put his kids in an obnoxious TV commercial defending his position. The school board demanded a minimum $100,000 reimbursement.The resolution was equally absurd. Penn Hills ended up accepting $55,000 from the Pennsylvania Department of Education that amazingly took responsibility for Rick's behavior, saying they hadn't been clear in their requirements. Rick skated. The children make jelly in their spare time. Leesburg is still home. The entire family is still utterly creepy. End of story.—

Pristine_ODummy September 5, 2011 at 12:27 am

My god. That is FAScinating. What a lying sack of shit he is. No wonder he's at 1% or less in the polls.

Thank you very much for the juicy details.

Jukesgrrl September 6, 2011 at 1:57 am

You're very welcome. I never tire of bringing attention to the shit-smell coming from that quarter. He is vile in so many ways.

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