With former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice now publicly complaining about Dick Cheney’s “cheap shots” in his bullshit book about how he is the Number One Hitler of All History and everybody else can suck it, both black people from the George W. Bush Administration have condemned the evil, subhuman former vice president for not not even having the professional courtesy of a hyena.
“I don’t appreciate the attack on my integrity that that implies,” Rice told Reuters about one of the bullshit things in Cheney’s book. While experts say Rice already lacks any integrity at all, White House insiders always thought she was not quite as bad as Cheney, because come on.
Colin Powell said on Sunday that Cheney’s complaints were “cheap shots.” Cheney snarled back through a spokesman that if he had his way, black people would still be slaves, and that people should quit fucking challenging him because he can still have everyone killed, if he wants. [Reuters]
{ 148 comments }
George Bush doesn't care about Dick Cheney not caring about black people.
Is there a crazy middle eastern dictator with a porn notebook of Cheney photos? I don't think so! Condi should win this one by a Ferragamo.
Muammar has not been caught yet. No telling what photographic abominations he keeps in his iPhone, on his purple-robed person.
Is that you, Sparkle Pony?
I suppose the German version of Emperor Cheney's tome is titled "My Struggle."
Not a lot of Mein Kampf jokes any more. The folks in the Tea Party will appreciate the nostalgia.
Let me just say this – when you choose to work with an asshole don't act surprised that he shits on you.
…and the scorpion always stings the frog
Also, he's a Dick, so he'll fuck you every chance he gets.
Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
Lie down with fleas, get up bitten.
Lie down with Cheneys, and get a faceful of buckshot.
Man. That's what everyone sais about me at the office. You don't happen to work on the 48th floor do you?
49th
Carl? Is that you? Sorry. Seriously, I'm REALLY SORRY. I had NO idea that that was your lunch bag I put the crickets in….I was trying to get back at Liam for his whole "Nixon got a bad rap" speech, and he's the only one I know that has that stupid turquoise fanny pack cooler. I'm soooooo sorry 'cause your cool!
(this comment is 100% snark free-Honestly if you are Carl I am sorry)
"You knew I was a snake when you met me…."
jinks
and the snake always bites you
Dick Cheney will not rest until he can sleep on a mile-high pile of corpses. Only then will he slip into sweet dreams, of even greater carnage and murder.
That's what's so puzzling. Why hasn't Cheney returned to the comforts of his eternal pit of fire and despair? Clearly he misses it.
Like the Princess and the Pea, he'd wake up in the middle of the night grumbling, "I feel a smile."
So as we all already knew, Cheney is a DICK!
I love that Dick sat down with Fox news to discuss his book. Cheney talking to Fox news is like Mrs Butterworth talking to the Pancake Channel.
Is it wrong that I fap to the pancake channel late at night?
Go ahead, beat your dick like it owes you money.
In a way it does.
I never heard that before. I love it and I'm stealing it, OK?
The Dickster's doing a full media blitz and would be on Colbert if the latter weren't on vacation. Think I saw him on the Weather Channel the other day. O'Donnell's doing an epic, mulitpart takedown every night, interviewing other witnesses to the same events to disprove the Cheeneey version.
O'Donnell? The witch? or not-witch or something?
Lawrence, MSNBC 5 PM Pacific, if you can bear it.
I don't know if he'd go on Colbert; Cheney's never given an interview to anyone that wasn't a sympathetic right-win hack as far as I can recall.
We know he’ll do anything for money and/or power, and did do MTP while still in office, if that counts as a less-friendly environment. Granted, Colbert isn’t serious enough for a Great Man like Cheney.
MTP counts as a brain-dead environment.
I miss Colbert. Luckily, my donation to his Super Pac was announced on the scroll at the bottom of the TV screen on the last show he did before vacation.
Oh Congrats, Barb!
I thank you for your service and, perhaps, having some small involvement with the mockery of Rick PArry.
He and Stewart return tonight. Must be a contractual thing, I'd have stayed out until Tuesday.
Dick Cheney doesn't care about black people. no, really.
He doesn't give a teaspoon of a shit. and besides, his darkness is post-racial.
You know who else wrote a self-serving memoir that took cheap shots at minorities?
Julius Caesar?
James Joyce?
Miles Davis?
Brigette Bardot?
Sarah Palin?
Dominique Strauss-Kahn?
Martin Luther?
Louis Farrakhan?
Ahem,
all of them, Katie?
Sophia Loren?
This makes me miss Princess Sparkle Pony.
me too.
What? Did Peteykins die in the last couple of days?
There were black people in the Bush administration?
Someone had to serve the tea with cookies.
BPINO
ALBINO
Theoretically.
Yes, nominally.
I'm still wondering how he got out of blasting someone in the face with buckshot while 3 sheets to the wind.
He receives special consideration: had he not been shooting a guy in the face he actually would have been doing something else more dangerous and hurtful. It's a reprive for the human race when he's only attempting to murder one person at a time.
It didn't surprise me though. I knew he couldn't go two terms without peppering someone in the face with lead at least once.
What happens on the Armstrong Ranch stays on the Armstrong Ranch.
He only shot that justice with bird not buck shot. It's not like he as a complete disregard for the law, god.
My alt text for Cheney in that picture is "Hmm, fried kittens for dinner would hit the spot."
Keep your claws off Mr. Happy you pigfucker!
After 6 (or is it 93?) heart attacks, he has to lay off the fried foods. Microwaving them is faster, easier, and more enjoyable for him, anyways.
Maybe Rick Perry will make DICK the head of his VP candidate search cmte.
Tee-Hee
"DICK"
(Man-O-man did his parents have forsight)
They didn't have the foresight to have the last name of Johnson.
Have a heart, Dick!
Better yet, have a Chicken Heart, Dick!
When Condoleeza Rice dies, her tombstone should read "She Wasn't Quite As Bad As Dick Cheney". Then we can all go piss on her grave.
Not me. When I got out of the Army I swore I'd never wait in line again.
Win
Ok, as long as we can poop on Cheney. If it's even technically possible for him to die, that is.
Good grief, that linked pic of Condi looks like Cheney sucked out her soul. Makes the whole "casting aspersions" thing look positively limp by comparison.
Looks like she's in need of some human blood.
Is it me, but does anyone else find it weird that the man who was a "heartbeat away from the presidency", didn't have a heart?
Neither did the presidency.
OK, but Alphonso Jackson is still to be heard from.
I don’t appreciate the attack on my integrity that that implies.
An excerpt from Condi's upcoming memoir, Tyler Perry's Diary of a Slightly Peeved Black Women.
But she doesn't say she actually has integrity. Only that she doesn't appreciate the attack.
I was hoping shed'd say something more like, "He said he was leaving her! I did everything he asked. I wanted kids, you know. But I waited. I waited. Goddamn him. Goddamn him to Hell."
It is a rather strange grouping of words, huh? "that that implies.", indeed.
Back in '04, she disparaged Barbara Boxer for "impugning" her credibility and integrity, so she apparently was under the impression she had integrity back then as well.
Code Pink is wanting people to move Dick's book to other sections of the bookstores. Like fiction, crime, composting, in the rest rooms trash cans, whatever.
Oh – I bet Condi will do that now since she's been dissed.
The problem is, most book stores call their crime sections "True Crime", and Cheney's book is pointedly lacking in the former.
Fantasy and science fiction would be more like.
All both of them?
All the both of them, Katie.
In the evil Olympics Rice and Powel couldn’t even hold Cheney’s jock strap (I just threw up in my mouth a little).
Cheney's Editor: Listen Dick we're going to change some of the wording in the chapters about Rice and Powell.
Cheney: GRRRRAAAAHHHHHHH BRAINS!!! Why?
Cheney's Editor: Well…you refer to them as Nigger 1 and Nigger 2.
(Please don't beat Baconz good. I like black people and have black friends-I really do- I'm just snarking)
It's pretty much a given that the only person that Dick "Dick" Cheney won't be a dick to is himself.
I guess ol' Dick figures his vampire robo-heart really will keep him going forever, because the way he's burning bridges they won't ever find six pallbearers for this asshole's casket.
T-Paw only destroyed onefreakin' bridge, and no likes him, eithzzzzzzzzz.
I can understand TWO of the black people (sic) in the Bush administration hating Cheney's guts, heck, the law of averages. But ALL of them??!! This points to a deeper problem entirely.
To be fair, Ron Christie still loves Cheney's guts.
I think you misspoke. Ron Christie still loves Cheney's nuts.
Dick Cheney does not care about people, period. He would eat your heart in a second no matter if you were green, orange or purple (though he perfers the glowing pink of newborn infants).
Dick's just pissed that Condi would only bang Bush
Yes, I hear that bush is the only thing Condi likes to bang…maybe in another time, dick.
Goodness, if Dick annoys very many more people, my vision of a perpetual urinal for his grave will come to pass. They're going to have to bury him in gravel and ice it down a couple times a day to keep the odor down like they do in really skanky restrooms. Except the monument will be in granite or marble celebrating a vice president of the United States of America instead of a little scawl saying "This is a teepee for you to peepee, not a wigwam to beat your tomtom.
PLEASE tell me that's what public men's restrooms really say.
No, mostly they say "Trust Ted Weeks" or "Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn"
"While experts say Rice already lacks any integrity at all, White House insiders always thought she was not quite as bad as Cheney, because come on."
This line made my day. Excellent subtle snark. Bless you.
When will the vile Lizzus Dickus of the Cheney Dynasty come out and snarl….
But did he get any of the black people knocked up?
Number One Hitler of All History
I knew Joe Stalin, and you Mr. Cheney are no Joe Stalin.
The variant of this comment, obvsly, is: You know who else was the Number One Hitler of All History?
According to wikipedia, Alois Hitler?
Jimmy Carter?
Variant of this reply, obviously, is Craig Ferguson?
One-year old Hitler?
Let this be only the beginning of the Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth of the officials of the Bush administration. Let there be a Pox upon their house. Let Woe engulf them. Woe and strife and bickering and, in the end, defeat. And constipation. And electile dysfunction.
Dick Cheney is the human equivalent of the honey badger. Except the honey badger is, you know, alive.
and the honey badger makes a positive contribution to the ecosystem.
All this valor and swagger from a fricking war wimp draft dodger?
Yeah, that part always floors me – all through the Great Debacle I kept thinking, this smarmy little asshole couldn't last five minutes in any bar I've spent time in…
I don't think you have to be black to be pissed at Cheney for saying that you sat tearfully next to him and admitted you were wrong – when you didn't and you weren't – just saying that about ANY woman is insufferable.
FWIW, Condi was a worthless pawn and nothing more. She laid down with dogs and she got fleas. Boo 'fing hoo.
Sure Cheney's a dick, but lighten up, Condi. After eight years of endorsing that shit sandwich, you can take another bite.
This kind of criticism really gets Cheney's pulse racing.
Finally, some good news!
As the only black person in the Jefferson Administration, shouldn't Sally Hemings have a say about all this brouhaha?
O/T, but looks like Brandon McInerney may walk.
Or maybe it ain't O/T, maybe there's some connection between Dick Cheney and a kid who murders a gay 14-year-old in cold blood and gets off scot free.
Condi can't take any more Dick.
Ooh Dick must be inconsolable, having his reputation lowered in the eyes of a person of color.
Although symbolically it wouldn't make a lot of sense to glitter-bomb Cheney, it still seems like it ought to be done.
I assume by "glitter" you mean "pipe".
If the "glitter" is white phosphorus, it makes perfect sense.
Extra bonus points if the delivery team is made up entirely of Kurds.
If by glitter you mean car, yes, Cheney needs to be "glitter"-bombed.
I am advised that all of the above actions would be illegal, and therefore categorically deny suggesting any of them.
both black people from the George W. Bush Administration have condemned the evil, subhuman former vice president for not not even having the professional courtesy of a hyena.
I disagree with Rice and Powell. Cheney does have the professional courtesy (and, if the rumors are true, the table manners) of a hyena.
Oh wow! Dissed by these two. How humiliating! Powell's been tossing the Massa's salad ever since he headed up damage control for the Mai Lai Massacre. Rice? Face it, only she and Laura would ever fuck Dubya and Laura had to get drunk both times.
Hearing this bunch make noise about their "integrity" being maligned is truly amusing.
It's like a nudist complaining that no one appreciates their fashion sense.
Is this that book everybody is mad about, where a white author dares to imagine and fictionalize the experiences of the negro servant characters?
Nobody took the low-hanging fruit?
"All the blacks in W's Administration? What does Barry say in the book?"
Now that's snark.
Nice to see you! Thought you were pissed or something.
Ah, some pissed, but pissed doesn't have to mean irrational.
"Both" Black people? You forgot about the Black vote that elected George Bush – Justice Clarence Thomas.
Plz die already, before anorther idiot has you do a search for GOOper VP candidate, Mr. Objectivity. America can't take another 4 years of Dick.
But George W. says he still likes Dick.
alt text win.
Zombie Dick!
Condolezbian!
the tale of a shoe model and a sadist
Now you admit Cheney is an asshole? Were were you ten years ago? Oh yeah, National "Security" Advisor. You should have resigned on 9/12.
The Tracksuit Princess and the Pale Undead.
Wow, J.K. Rowling is really branching out, these days.
In a better world, these two would have long since occupied adjacent gurneys, then had their bodies buried at a crossroad, their severed heads stuffed with garlic.
That is all.
In al alternative universe, they would be really great guys!
I wish I could feel sorry for Rice, but there is no honor among fear and war mongers.
Yes, all two of them put their then decent-to-good names and reputations on the line to help bring about one of the most pointless wars in American history. You'll probably never be forgiven for that, and especially if you don't ever genuinely apologize for your parts in it. And "I was only following orders" will not suffice. You all let us down; you all let us down in a very big way.
so when Repugs throw you under the bus, they make sure it's the back of the bus?
That cunt.
Peace… God bless…
There was only about 1.5 black people in that there administration, so it's really not that big a deal.
Cheney's real name is "Richard", but his friends call him a Dick…
Comments on this entry are closed.