NYPost: Confused Jewish GOP Donors Think Michele Bachmann Is A Jew
Corrupt goon Rupert Murdoch's Florida retirement community gossip rag The New York Post has some hottt new rumor skull-hacked from the brains of a mysterious gaggle of senile Jewish GOP donors claiming that these sorely confused purse holders are mistakenly sending fat checks to Michele Bachmann's campaign under the impression that she is "the Jewish candidate." Wait till Michele's Jesus hears about this!? We are guessing these donors spotted Michele's mangled attempt at the word "chutzpah" on the retirement home's 24-hour Fox News Channel beam, otherwise there is no possible explanation besides "this is made up." Sure, the article cites one anonymous crabby Mitt Romney fundraiser as the source of the rumor, but who can trust Mitt Romney's people? Oh, uh, apparently because this fundraiser believes the Jewish GOP dollars rightfully belong tomystery-religion Mittens.
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is facing a new challenge: He's having trouble raising money from some Jewish donors who mistakenly believe one of his opponents, Michele Bachmann, is Jewish.
Some Jewish donors are telling fund-raisers for Romney, a Mormon, that while they like him, they'd rather open their wallets for the "Jewish candidate," who they don't realize is actually a Lutheran, The Post has learned.
"It's a real problem," one Romney fund-raiser said. "We're working very hard in the Jewish community because of Obama's Israel problem. This was surprising."
The NYPost also has a service tip for Jewish GOP donors who need to get a clue by pointing out Michele Bachmann "doesn't look Jewish," or human, or lizard, or vegetable, or whatever. [ NYPost ]
Oddly, yesterday morning I asked a right wing observant Jewish man who I've known for many years who he was supporting for President . And after the yelling on his part and the snickering and eye rolling on my part settled down it turns out that Bachmann is crazy, Ron Paul is out of the question, Sarah will not run this time( he has a hard time admitting she is stupid though) and he likes Mittens and wishes Christie would run. He has had it with the praying to God for this and that business. Perry? He thinks something or other along the *Texas is doing just fine!* line but I showed him where that was bullshit and the prayathon offended him. Mostly he claimed it was too early and he really wants Romney. Just one guy, but still...
Cardinal Spellman had 'em fooled for years.