Corrupt goon Rupert Murdoch’s Florida retirement community gossip rag The New York Post has some hottt new rumor skull-hacked from the brains of a mysterious gaggle of senile Jewish GOP donors claiming that these sorely confused purse holders are mistakenly sending fat checks to Michele Bachmann’s campaign under the impression that she is “the Jewish candidate.” Wait till Michele’s Jesus hears about this!? We are guessing these donors spotted Michele’s mangled attempt at the word “chutzpah” on the retirement home’s 24-hour Fox News Channel beam, otherwise there is no possible explanation besides “this is made up.” Sure, the article cites one anonymous crabby Mitt Romney fundraiser as the source of the rumor, but who can trust Mitt Romney’s people? Oh, uh, apparently because this fundraiser believes the Jewish GOP dollars rightfully belong to mystery-religion Mittens.
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is facing a new challenge: He’s having trouble raising money from some Jewish donors who mistakenly believe one of his opponents, Michele Bachmann, is Jewish.
Some Jewish donors are telling fund-raisers for Romney, a Mormon, that while they like him, they’d rather open their wallets for the “Jewish candidate,” who they don’t realize is actually a Lutheran, The Post has learned.
“It’s a real problem,” one Romney fund-raiser said. “We’re working very hard in the Jewish community because of Obama’s Israel problem. This was surprising.”
The NYPost also has a service tip for Jewish GOP donors who need to get a clue by pointing out Michele Bachmann “doesn’t look Jewish,” or human, or lizard, or vegetable, or whatever. [NYPost]
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Joe Lieberman had a similar issue, except it was donors who thought he was a Democrat.
Such a Meshugass!
Bless you!
Oy gevalt!
Are these some of the senile FL voters who voted for Buchanan instead of Gore in 2000?
They heard Al Goy instead of Al Gore, so they thought he was Arab.
A goyische Arab? ??
How the fuck does that work?
Nope. They have nearly all died after 11 years.
They thought he was Buchaman, you know, Jewish like LieberMAN or SpeilMAN or BachMANN or SpiderMAN
Cardinal Spellman had 'em fooled for years.
And the suffering of a people continues.
Unabated, at that.
Marcus—clipped/not clipped?
The one thing we know for sure is that Michele doesn't know.
Kortney prefers her vegetables uncut, so who knows?
Once you've had uncut … oh, no, wait, that's urban.
Ask his boyfriend(s)…
Does it really matter, he doesn't use it anyway, he's your backdoor man.
Ribbed, for his pleasure.
Once again, it is all the Jews fault.
Signed, Morty.
Look, when the Almighty told y'all you were the Chosen People, didja ever ask him, "Chosen for WHAT?" No. You didn't.
So, is it his fault he didn't tell ya?
You know who else got donations in the mistaken belief that s/he was Jewish?
HItler?
Any number of people during a blood drive by The American Red Star?
Penny Marshall?
You just changed my entire world view with that piece of information.
Ahnold?
Jack Abramoff?
Bernie Madoff?
Madonna?
Obama?
Baruch Hayim Obamowitz- his father changed his name so he would 'fit in"
Joy Behar?
Brother Levi Hershberger, owner and proprietor of Hershberger Sperm Bank in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania?
You speak from personal knowledge?
Michael Dukakis?
Whoopi Goldberg?
Jesus?
Kathi Lee Gifford?
(Actually, she was, growing up, before she found Jesus.)
Where was he?
Probably somewhere among the couch cushions, along with the remote, some change, and a few old potato crisps or whatever they're called.
Probably under the a couch cushion. That's where I find most of my stuff.
You think she'd ask, "What are you doing here?"
I mean, really, what do YOU do when you find a bearded guy hiding under your sofa cushions?
Probably at the bottom of a wine bottle. That's where most born-again's find him.
Do you know who else was Lutheran?
Also Hitleresque: chutzpah pronounced "shoot spaz."
No way this is Hitler. I'm going with Roosevelt.
David Lee Roth?
Lies!
Joe Lieberman?
Joy Behar?
" I didn't hear that (Michele Bachmann was an ultra Christian nut bag with a boner for Jebus while pissing on everything he'd ever taught) because I've been living in a cave, on Mars, with my eyes shut and my ears plugged"
-Cecil Terwilliger-
"The NYPost also has a service tip for Jewish GOP donors who need to get a clue by pointing out Michele Bachmann doesn’t look Jewish, "
She doesn't?
Of course she looks jewish. She got crossed eyed looking down her obviously semantic nose at everyone else.
Semantic?
Someone would like to refudiate that, I'm sure.
Too much OxyContin
Any you can share?
I provide the Photoshop, you decide.
I always kinda got a Rhoda-Morgenstern-Minnesota-Jew vibe from her, only with a lot less funny and a lot more crazy.
Yes!! I see where you're coming from.
Well, she doesn't look human, so that's a bad start.
“We’re working very hard in the Jewish community…"
Hey Mitt, like most communities you should probably do more "talking to" and less "working on". Being an honest fellow would do much more than being a scheming slime bag… but you are a Repugnant so…
“We’re working very hard in the Jewish community…"
Perhaps if they stopped playing with themselves they'd have more success?
"“We’re working very hard in the Jewish community…"
A new feature film starring Fifi 'Bubbles' Goldstein???
Um, Mitt? Dropping the word "Israel" as an occasional non sequitur does not constitute "working hard in the Jewish community."
And they probably send money to Marcus' "clinic" because they think he's straight.
They send money to Marcus' clinic because, you know, better goy than gay.
They send money to that great big feygalah because he reminds them so much of that nice boy, Liberace.
Edited to add: Every mother should only have such a son. Oy!
Bachmann is just German for Buchanan, duh.
Michele Bachmann née Amble. . .sure, it sounds Jewish enough the way Yellow Cake in Iran means nuclear capabilities.
Jewish GOP donors? Both of them?
Katie…
Bachmann's a Lutheran? I SO cannot wait to hear the Bachmann news from Lake Wobegon.
Except she's not strong (I mean, come on, migraines. . .weak and un-American), good-looking (outside of the GOP hive), and far from above average (even in the GOP hive).
"Brought to you by Marcus's Pretty Good Clinic. If you can't pray it away at Marcus's, you can probably get along with it."
Where all the men are uh…
Ewww. The thought of M Bachmann being thought of as Jewish is almost as icky as Santorum.
almost as icky as Santorum.
And santorum, too, also.
If she were Jewish, she'd be a shonda fur die Goyim.
Fercockta, that's for sure.
I love Yiddish, it's a language that lends itself to a certain crabby, curmudgeonly depth of expression. I wish it wasn't disappearing, hardly anyone speaks it anymore except the alterkackers.
Now, that's a shanda.
That's funny, she doesn't look Shrewish.
Actually, she does.
YOU LIE!!!
She looks VERY soricid.
Hebrew Libel!
The GOP will field a Jewish candidate for President only after he has converted to Christianity and then they will still not vote for him.
The response would make that White House watermelon patch image look like a respectful homage by comparison.
Yeah, Herman Cain is all they can handle at the moment.
(One token at a time…)
Maybe it's because she's acting like a princess that's confusing them.
Now, I have Jewish Princess by Zappa in the back of my brain.
A grinder, a bumper
With a premoistened dumper …
She's making reservations for dinner????
Her favorite wine is "PUHLEEEEASE!"?
And her idea of foreplay is two hours of begging.
But A Prairie Home Companion has led us to believe that all Lutherans are nice, pleasant people. Tell me the fat man in the red sneakers isn't a liar!
Well, Luther was one of the biggest ass-holes of the last 500 years.
So the Gopers have a Lutheran, two Mormons, several Baptists, who else? Oh, what about that Methodist from Alaska, is she running?
Methodist? Snowbilly is a pentecostal. As a United Methodist myself, it was tough enough to carry a cross made up of George Bush's and Dick Cheney's nominal Methodism.
Oh, meth-odist. Haha. Never mind. (In my best Gilda Radnor imitation.)
I see what you did there. B'leev that's her almost-son-in-law's mother, though. Sarah's a "shrieking-in-tongues" kinda gal.
All are Morans……However Rick Perry believes he's Jebus, unfortunatly, his dad won't even give him a piss trickle in Texas.
Just goes to show that Daddy knows him better'n the rest of us.
Michele Bachmann a jewess? Mention B'nai B'rith and she'll respond by saying that "God will bring that little beauty queen's killer to justice one day."
Somehow I find it hard to believe that anyone who is involved enough in politics to be donating to primary candidates this early in the campaign could have somehow failed to notice Bachmann's constant references to Jesus; but the NY Post is such a trustworthy paper…
Wow, Orly Taitz sure has her Coffee Talk with Linda Richman appearance down pat!
I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed that was Oily Taints.
Huh-unh! I noticed too. I was just wondering whether Oilushka had her stilts on or wut. Michele looks like a dwarf next to her.
The mind coming through…
Dood, you so better be referring to MishMash's mind, or what passes therefor.
Just kidding. Not that Oily is a mental giant or anything, but I guess, by comparison … I mean, at least Oily has an excuse, she's a Russian (or Latvian or Lubavitcher, or whatever the fuck she is).
Superman is worried about Lex Luthorjew.
Superman's Jewish as it gets. Space Moses, and all that.
OY VEY!!!!!!!!
"because of Obama’s Israel problem.". That's funny. They say that as though it's empirical fact. The little Jewish ladies in the Miami and the Palm beach; they love the Schvartze.
The Republicans have long thought that if they just support Israeli apartheid strongly enough, they should be able to win the Jewish vote from the Democrats, who sometimes will say to the Israeli government, "You know, maybe you should try massacring a few less Palestinians and maybe even try talking to them sometimes."
They don't seem to understand that most Jewish Americans are not single-issue voters like Joe Lieberman who will vote with a party they disagree with on most issues and has made it clear they hate non-Christians, and in fact many unlike Joe again do not reflexively support the Israeli government in everything it does, no matter how horrible.
Didn't realize the Obama had an Israel problem. Is NOT nuking Iran just because, considered a "problem"?
Lucky guess.
Sarah Silverman and The Great Schlep turned it around: http://www.thegreatschlep.com/
Michele is also raking in donations from classic rock fans who are under the impression that she is the drummer on "Takin' Care of Business" and "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet".
Look at the bright side. How depressing this must be for Romney. His staff are busting ass trying to raise money and voter interest for him, only to find out they're giving money to somebody who's not a member of the Lost Tribe like Mitt thinks he is.
Yeah, well, there's a reason they didn't bother to go looking for that particular lost tribe.
That there are any donors that actually see her qualified to be President scares the schnitzel outta me…
A shonda für die Goyim.
If you can sing in Ladino I claim you as my dreamboat.
Liz, I can't sing in any language, but I can prepare some tasty Ladino dishes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z16m3Pdcv0&fe…
Sexiest music in the world. I have an utter fascination with the Ladino language after hearing it spoken, it is so beautiful.
I think that I heard/ read that Richard Wolffe, MSNBC commenter, is fluent in Ladino.
YO M'ENAMORI D'UN AIRE, baby. And I have a rendition of Ocho Kandelikas that will knock your socks off and right into the laundry.
So are you Flory's grandson?
Oh boy!
Gevalt!
I thought Joe Lieberman was a shonda für die Goyim.
He is.
Hey now. Kortney has a deep and penetrating respect for the vegetable-american community!
Michele's a Lutheran? Can we just nail her to the door of Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany, and have done with her?
Repeat Luther's opinion that God gave women big behinds as a sign they should stay home and sit on them!
And then Bachmann waved a stack of coupons, for half priced ham at the senile Jewish people:
Y'all like to save money, right?…
I wouldn't put it past her. Where do we get these shrieking idiots? Cab drivers in little towns in Asia know more about world politics than these putzes.
Hmmm — blaming the Jews by saying their ignorance was causing them to do terrible things — sounds kinda cribbed from the Book of Mormon.
Holy shit. That is … does the Jewish community know that the Book of Mormon contains such hateful rants?
Thanks for the link. I'll see what I can do to help Mitt win the Jewish vote.
I'm sure some folks know. I was damn surprised when I started reading my free copy though. It's soooo boring though, and soooo badly written, that it could be filled with all manner of lunacy that nobody's been able to get to, though.
Not to pry, or anything, but how did you get a free copy? I'd hate to give a penny to the Mormons, who already have bucketfuls more than I, but I'd also like to read that thang. Did you write Mittens and promise to vote for him? Hmm?
Oh, the Mormons pass that thing out like it was candy. One of 'em called me once and asked (after a while) if I'd at the very least be interested in receiving a copy, and I said sure. I was told how much wisdom and important lessons it contained, and so when it came in the mail, I opened it right up — and it starts right in with The Jews persecuting Nehi and his family right after the crucifixion, so you know it was totally historically accurate.
Anyway, skip to any page and it's nothing but bland writing, patently ridiculous accounts of travels to wherever, sermons about who-knows-what — it's like a bad imitation of the cadence and language of the Bible but entirely without that horrible book's occasional glimmers of humanity.
I ordered mine, under an assumed name, from an ad that was running during Hardball for the entire summer of 2001. Then, a year or so later, my mother got six or so calls looking to schedule an appointment with the person "Norman Dukes". They were very polite, but insistent, even as my mother indicated nobody by that name lived at hers and my stepfather's house. And me? At the time, I was in Romania. In a town with two other resident Americans: Mormon missionaries. Sadly, I never went to them and said, "So, I hear your brethren in Milwaukee are looking for me…"
Jews: Send more money, but you are going to hell anyway.
Your friends in Christ,
Michelle and Mitt
No planet for you!
The NYPost has tapped the wrong phones.
As a Murdoch paper, the NY Post should know exactly what was said in every phone call made by each Presidential campaign.
I bet a lot of Jews just think she is a shitske.
Hee.
<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/08/30/2011-08-30_net_push_to_find_jackoutofbox.html?r=ny_localhttp://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/08/30/20… />Very sad….
Oh, noes! Now I has a heartbreak.
Poor little fellow. Here's hoping he comes home safe.
Thanks for letting me know, sisterfriend.
Orange cats are just special needs cats, they can't be left alone in a cargo hold!
Perhaps Jack is one of those cats with two families….
Or a chancre.
Good grief. I'd really love to not know a thing about any candidate's religious beliefs. It'd be so refreshing to be able to tell the difference between One-L stumping and a fucking tent revival. Financially supporting a candidate based soley on religious affiliation is nothing short of tragic, let alone doing so on a false assupmtion of that affiliation.
Oy. (The Jewish "WTF?")
Funny. She doesn't even look Jewish.
I'm shocked that color blind, always tolerant GOPers would play the identity politics card.
so these people were just like, "hey, let me cut a check for that candidate with the 'mann' in her name who i've never seen or read anything about"? oy.
Nu? What are they supposed to do, ask?
Gevalt.
Maybe one of her foster kids is Jewish. I mean, given the law of averages and all..
I b'leev MishMash specified that she only wanted Christian girl children. I could be wrong on that, but if she didn't explicitly specify it, then she did so implicitly in offering said fosters a Christian home. I would certainly NOT place a Jewish foster-child in such a home.
My parents, cheap Jews that they were, sent my brother and me to a summer camp that was run by Xtian evangelists when he was 11 and I was 8. If they'd known how expensive it would be in the long run, the therapy bills are still growing, I'm sure they wouldn't have done it.
Oy!
But then again, if you want to send the kids to camp for the summer, where can you send them where they're not going to get a facefull of that verkakte? It's only recently that there have been camps for Jewish/atheist/agnostic/whatever kids. Unless you live in California.
My deepest sympathies. FundyTaliban leaves pretty bad scars, I imagine.
Actually, the various Ramah camps have been going for 51 years.
This particular secular Jewish summer camp started in 1959. http://www.forward.com/articles/108421/
Socialist Zionist camps have been going since the 1920s. See http://www.myjewishlearning.com/life/Life_Stages/…
I don't ever remember seeing MeeShill around my local shtetl, but I do know that she is from BEYOND THE PALE.
The Bachmanns are goyim for the shanda.
I don't know exactly what that means, but it sounded right.
Shonda fur die goyim. It means, roughly translated, that the person being referred to has shamed the entire Jewish community by living up to the goyische stereotypes of what a Jew is/should be. Eric Cantor is a classic example of a shonda fur die goyim. He shames the whole community by being mean, where the scriptures exhort observant Jews to be charitable, by being selfish when we are encouraged to give to those in need.
I hate to have to explain it, but flipping the expression around was my joke. The Bachmanns are the goyim, and, well, there's shame to spare here.
Hey hey (waving my hand up in the air) — I got it. Do I get extra points? I thought it was funny. But I'm glad Pantalones explained it, and got some licks in on Cantor, that piece of dreck.
The technical term is "mamzer."
Sorry! I'm not used to conversing with people who actually know what anything means, having spent my formative years on HuffPo.
It is also possible that MeeShill IS A DYBBUK. Proceed with extreme caution.
Most reasonable explanation yet.
Actually, I think she's a DUCK.
Oy vey. What's a good GOP jew to do? A schvartser, a shiksa, a kauboy, a Papist, a Moroni-ist.
Maybe the Frozen Chosen from Alaska gets in the race?
If you haven't already read it, may I recommend Michael Chabon's The Yiddish Policeman's Union, for an exposition upon the Frozen Chosen?
OT, Great book.
Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish,
If it wasn’t for Jesus,
We’d all be Jewish.
Or Odin-ish or Jupiter-ish.
"We’re working very hard in the Jewish community because of Obama’s Israel problem".
In other words, they tell everybody Obama is Muslim. Bravo!
Confused Phineas and Ferb fans have been donating their lunch money to Rick Perry, because they think only he can stop Doofenshmirtz.
What's the big deal? I've been giving money to Sherrod Brown for years since Rush Limbaugh told me he was black.
I thought he was Brown.
Thanks!
"Obama’s Israel problem"?
No problem! Let the Israelis watch Black & Jewish .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TXNU1nh4E4
Lutefisk, gefilte fish, who can tell the difference?
me! A co-worker gave some frozen lutefisk- it smelled bad enough that way but gefilte fish- true manna from heaven. However, I think it is part of a genetic mutation among a certain group of eastern european Jews that makes it palatable(that and fresh chrane)
Ya got me salivating now.
If you can't tell the difference between lutefisk and gefilte fish, you really, really, really NEED to see a doctor. Srsly.
Shit, i'm 3/4 Norsk, and I can tell the difference from a thousand yards.
Foist of all, senile Jewish GOP donors living in Florida retirement communities just do not have the ability to write "fat checks".
Second, when they say "the Jewish candidate" they mean the candidate who is "good for the Jews" – not an actual Jew.
Senile maybe, but stoopid they ain't.
? How the hell would crazy-eyed, fundamentalist Christian Michele Bachmann be "good for the Jews"?
Oh, the crazy fundies Loooove Israel. Once the red calf is born there, the second coming follows soon thereafter. Its all about Jaysus returning, Israel plays an important role in their resentful revenge fantasies.
Yes, but before all that shit happens, the Jews have to convert en masse to Christianity AND be killed. That part is not so good for the Jews, yes?
But that part is never going to happen, whereas the fundietards will protect Israel from the Ay-Rabs forever waiting for it, its win-win for Israel.
They may not be stupid, but they ARE senile. :=)
People are entitled to think whatever they want … even Jews. Even retired Jews. Even Jews who retired to Florida.
The point being that THAT is what the phrase "the Jewish candidate" means in that context — NOT that anyone there thinks that pig of as duck actually IS Jewish.
Two can play this game. How can I get the AARP behind my "Reelect Sammy Davis Jr" campaign?
Just to be clear, "Obama's Israel Problem" refers to the fact that many Israelis are as bigoted as Americans, if not moreso, and thus, many people in Israel are outraged -OUTRAGED- at Obama's stated Israel positions, which are simply restatements of the long-standing US positions on all issues, and are also largely identical to those of his predecessor, who was white, and didn't have a musliney name.
All you have to do is look at the treatment of Russian vs. Ethiopian Jews.
I think the population in Israel is changing-many Israelis are Sephardic and even black- I agree there is still prejudice(but where isn't there predjudice- except in those homogenous countries where they claim to love everyone- just don't let them move here). Obama's Israel problem is that some people think he is not hardline enough on the Palestinian issue. The GOP -who love Israel only so Jews can die to bring the second coming- are promoting that Obama will let Israel be destroyed to bring about a Palestinian state- and of course, he is doing that because either he is a Muslim or has strong Muslim sympathies.
Yeah, it's becoming more Russian, and that's not a good thing.
To be fair, crazy-eyes Shely also thinks she's jewish, somehow.
Seems to me all Christian sects and cults try to establish some sort of bona fides for themselves by claiming to be, in some way, affiliated with Jews. They steal the religious symbolism, even the religion itself, with their own additions and substitutions. Unfortunately, they don't actually care for the real actual Jews themselves, so they usually have some kind of belief that involves killing them all. I'd be nervous about associating with buggers that want me dead that bad.
I was doing some research on Queen Esther and went to Wiki. There, under the disambiguation it asked if I was looking for Queen Esther, the jazz singer, or what it meant in "Christianity"! That was the first and only time I've changed anything in Wiki.
Phuck-heads.
I think my brain just exploded.
That's like being asked if you want the Muslim interpretation of Sin, God of the Moon.
Even the earliest Xtns claimed to be the "True Israel."
Obama's "Israel problem" is that he's not bombing the fuck out of the West Bank and Gaza.
Jesus, although a JEW himself, absolutely HATES JEWS. Hitler knew this to be true, why can't WND accept that?
OK, now I'm confused. What kind of libel is this?
Mudblood libel, of course.
Bagel Libel?
Kosher libel.
Jewish Bachmann vs. Muslim Romney. two zealots enter. one zealot leaves. holy war or GTFO.
"You know who else got donations in the mistaken belief that s/he was Jewish?"
Wonkette's Reply-engine (or whatever the f. it's called) won't let me Reply up thar (have we reached some sort of quota?) so I'm Replyin' down here:
Jerry Lewis?
The Day the Clown Cried………There's going to be Star Wars lottery tickets when that comes out.
That photo has more cunts in it than a issue of Swank!
Forgive the olds. They think Michelle is running for President of Del Boca Vista.
She could sweeten the pot if she got everyone tip calculators.
or those astronaut pens that write upside-down
It’s time for a Jews for Jesus fund raiser.
This reminds me of one of the clearest signs the dot.com boom was about to bomb.
Brokerage houses reported folks were buying the wrong stocks. Speculators were purchasing stocks with ticker symbols one letter-off from the famous issues.
When those errors are being made, it's time to go to cash and head for the hills.
That reminds me. I should check on how my cramazon, mapple, boogle stock is doing.
Yahooka is doing well these days…
I might as well have flushed the money I invested in BM.
Hold on to that Webvan stock – it's just gotta come back up!
My Mom once tried to get a gift certificate on amazom.com.
Confused Jewish GOP Donors
That is all.
You see folks, that is what's so fucked up about America. I dare any one of you to run as an athiest………good luck!
"Only In America" (as double murderer Don King sez) do you have to be a superstitious nutbag to get elected.
The Mormons are particularly not loved in the Jewish community, they don't like door to door missionaries and posthumous conversions of holocaust victims. http://lipstadt.blogspot.com/2008/11/mormons-are-…
They also have a strong dislike for Mormons calling themselves the Lost Tribe of Israel and referring to non-Mormons as "gentiles."
Well she IS Jewish, in that she believes that all Jews must be converted to another religion and that they must rebuild the Temple destroyed 1900 years ago so it can be destroyed again in the end times. That kind of Jewish.
If Obama has an Israel problem, he should have a sit-down with his cousin-in-law:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capers_Funnye
Funny capers!
This is the kind of "subtle" slur I would expect from Willard "baptize holocaust victims" Romney.
You can imply that ol' Crazy Eyes is Jewish, but one fact, (that will never change), is that you're a Mormon…and that is worse than being Jewish to some of these morons.
Is it really true that Marcus Bachmann's Alternate Psychology Center tries to "cure" people from being Jewish?!
Pray away the oy vey!
News Flash: Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman are really Jewish, too! They're all Jewish, I'm telling you, already!
Old Jewish wimmens have a soft spot for anybody married to a doctor. Marcus Bachmann is that kind of doctor, isn't he?
Everyone knows that Bachmann hung out with Taitz just to score some painkillers and a prescription pad or two.
That Orly Taitz person sure is a long drink of water.
whats that joo word? mahsugar or something
Easy to see the confusion: Bachmann = Golem.
With a name like Bachmann, it's got to be Schmuckers.
Oddly, yesterday morning I asked a right wing observant Jewish man who I've known for many years who he was supporting for President . And after the yelling on his part and the snickering and eye rolling on my part settled down it turns out that Bachmann is crazy, Ron Paul is out of the question, Sarah will not run this time( he has a hard time admitting she is stupid though) and he likes Mittens and wishes Christie would run. He has had it with the praying to God for this and that business. Perry? He thinks something or other along the *Texas is doing just fine!* line but I showed him where that was bullshit and the prayathon offended him. Mostly he claimed it was too early and he really wants Romney. Just one guy, but still…
Hey, I've got kind of a Jewey name, why don't those motherfuckers send me some money? Jew libel indeed!
Well, a lot more Sephardic Jews in Britain than in the US so that could well be true and would make his sexiness increase by quite a bit in my eyes.
I know a Ladino singer but she is in her 80's- but maybe she has a grandson?
Not unless … well, you know what happened the last time.
Although he'll probably have to fight Palin to get her iron grip off his cross.
Luckenbachtexas
When I just saw the pic again I though,"Wait… they are both mental midgets."
Moldy-ova.
True. But at least Oily speaks three languages pretty fluently. Michele can barely get by in one.
No, they can't. I would never do that to my silly gingers. They're too attached and affectionate (and paranoid, and, quite honestly, just plain stupid) to be allowed to suffer so. I don't know how you manage to travel with Neville (it's not often, is it?).
Lizzie, I have a confession: I copied Neville's photo from your Flickr stream. Just one. He is so very beautiful, and he looks, well, you know how he looks. And I wanted it for sentimental reasons, but didn't ask — I hope that's OK?
Jack has that "special needs cat" look too, doesn't he? What a beautiful creature. I insist on hoping that the Universe will help Jack find his way home. Are you still in NYC? With the foster-felines?
Are orange cats some kind of genetic misfits? ( I'm a dog person, and I know nothing about cats.)
Is this the basis for the anti ginger thing? I don't get it. (I think red hair is gorgeous.)
I assumed it was an old Irish vs. English prejudice.
I wouldn't count on that. They're only protecting Israelis from being killed *by Arabs,* because they want to do it themselves.Is my cynicism showing?
Once the Fundies lose hope in the Rapture, they are sure to blame the Jews. They shoulda rebuilt the Temple! etc. I've already met one Mississippi native who told me that Dispensationalism was a Zionist plot….
Meet me at 37th and O streets, right next to Rude's Restaurant Continental
I am flattered, as is Neville, that you have his photo, I know he looks so much like your boy, shockingly so , actually. Poor Jack the Cat is really exquisite looking, that lovely creamy-red coat is glorious, I also hope he finds his people. I am still in NYC with Barney and Trevor, the homeless ones, but may be going back to LA in a couple of weeks.
This is my email address: thepoliticalcat@gmail.com.
Any time you want to talk, I'm there. What happens to Barney and Trevor when you go back to your other home?
But she can twit in tongues!
I'm probably assume it was me, until about five years ago.
She keeps jumping into the foreground during the Deposition from the Cross.
Pity you didn't stay in touch with them. You could've emailed them the YouTube link to Book of Mormon's Hasa Diga Eebowai. That would've got them going.
ARGH! ZOMG!
Thank you. That was just beautiful. (dies laughing)
It is, of course, a straight rip-off of the OT, moved sideways an ocean, and with fewer (that is, zero) references to historically identifiable geography.
And, yes, I've read the whole thing. Confuses the shit out of missionaries.
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