DIARRHEA MOUTH  7:59 pm August 29, 2011

Michele Bachmann’s Hurricane Irene Joke About God Caught On Video

by Ken Layne


Drooling pill addict Michele Bachmann continues to blurt clownish things so that YouTube will have more joke clips. What now?

Oh just something super funny about Hurricane Irene, and God, and how God punishes America and kills 40 innocent Americans with His Storm because Michele Bachmann needs a “topical angle” for her usual campaign speech about the poor stealing a few dollars that the billionaires dropped somewhere. [YouTube/Chicago Tribune]

 
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V572 T-Blow August 29, 2011 at 8:04 pm

As Chillwaver pointed out in the earlier post, what does Miche1e think was the message of Katrina?

fuflans August 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm

not to mention the texas heat wave.

Arken August 29, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Well it can't be that God hates the gay, because the French Quarter survived Katrina almost totally unscathed.

mumbly_joe August 29, 2011 at 8:40 pm

I'm pretty sure most wingnut-americans are convinced that it's because The Gays. Or, alternatively, because the Catholics. I always thought it was weird that you see all these wingnuts protesting in the French Quarter during Mardi Gras, and it's never about the drunkenness or the debauchery or the boobies, but rather, that Mardi Gras celebrations are a Catholic festival full of Catholics, who are the devil.

(PROTIP, wingnuts: Most people boozing and flashing boobies and hooking up during Mardi Gras? Not actually Catholic. Even the ones who are, are, shall we say, not especially observant.)

horsedreamer_1 August 29, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Splitters!

snoopyfan2010 August 30, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Thanks for pointing that out. Catholics are only useful to these people when they want an ally in the abortion debate.

Pres.Beeblebrox August 29, 2011 at 8:48 pm

That you can fulfill your Compassionate Conservative creds by "surveying" a disaster area at 40,000 feet with crocodile tears in your eyes?

MichelesPantalones August 29, 2011 at 11:20 pm

I didn't notice any tears.

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:08 am

It must be your youth or sweetness of nature that actually leads you to believe that dim twat ever thinks.

crybabyboehner August 30, 2011 at 3:36 am

George Bush doesn't care about black people?

Redhead August 30, 2011 at 7:01 am

God likes wet white people?

Crank_Tango August 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm

All these idiot candidates, god sends a message, yet no one listens and they will still nominate a retard.

fuflans August 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm

i don't know where shelley is, but i look forward to our lizzie bitch slapping the shit out of her.

smashaduck August 29, 2011 at 8:08 pm

As a gay, I think I can speak for us all when I say SHUT THE FUCK UP! Hurricanes are ours. If we stop getting blamed for those, where will it end? All we'll have left is our jihads of witty mockery and google bombing stupid fucking bigoted senators from PA.

mumbly_joe August 29, 2011 at 8:34 pm

And earthquakes are because of ladies with their boobies hanging out.

Err, not that our stateside fundies are exactly the same as the theocratic zealots in the Islamic Republic of Iran, of course. After all, those guys are brown, and call their god some other name (that translates into English as "God"). So, totally different.

Trannysurprise August 29, 2011 at 9:15 pm

There's our glitter. We will always have that.

Dashboard_Jesus August 29, 2011 at 11:06 pm

Princess Sparkle Pony, is that YOU?

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:09 am

Hell, I don't hear no straight people asking you not to speak for them either.

tcaalaw August 30, 2011 at 7:59 am

What about your barbarian hordes attacking Marcus Bachmann's "clinic"? Won't you still have those?

ttommyunger August 30, 2011 at 11:11 am

What about the hot, sweaty monkey sex? From what I hear, you've got that going for you, which is nice ;)

poncho_pilot August 29, 2011 at 8:08 pm

funny…i thought God was telling us he wanted Michele Bachmann as a human sacrifice. stop sharpening that ritual disemboweling knife, Steve. maybe next time.

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:10 am

He tells *me* that all the damn time. I quit listening to him because I found out he was canoodling with Michele and Rick DinglePerry behind my back.

WhatTheHeck August 29, 2011 at 8:10 pm

But notice, the Earthquake and Hurricane were unleashed upon the country only after Perry announced his entry into the presidential race thing.Are you listening Michele?

Jim Newell August 29, 2011 at 8:10 pm

I heard that Michele Bachmann likes white poop

Radiotherapy® August 29, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Wouldn't that make her batshit crazy?

Ken Layne August 29, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Now you've guano too far.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2011 at 10:37 pm

Night of the–Ick!–guano?

user-of-owls August 29, 2011 at 11:32 pm

Really. Some people just have no sense of when to stop flogging a meme that is already over-dung.

Jukesgrrl August 30, 2011 at 1:09 am

Yes, all of them, Katie.

bagofmice August 30, 2011 at 6:38 am

This meme is the shit!

not that Dewey August 30, 2011 at 8:14 am

Shitler?

Doktor Zoom August 30, 2011 at 9:24 am

It's poopies! Soylent Green is made of POOPIES!!!!

(This post, like Soylent Green, contains 98% recycled content)

smokefilleddoommate August 29, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Nah, when Marcus gets frustrated he drinks and goes on a paint-eating binge.

Beowoof August 29, 2011 at 11:22 pm

Eating lead paint chips would explain a lot about Michele and Marcus.

SheriffRoscoe August 29, 2011 at 10:56 pm

Jim Newell, always handy with a good poop joke.

Nostrildamus August 30, 2011 at 12:47 am

Poop jokes are Wonkette nunchucks.

extreme_left August 30, 2011 at 3:41 am

White rock

HuddledMass August 30, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Newell! And Layne! And poop jokes!!

This is just Wonkette Classic, this here.

OC_Surf_Serf August 29, 2011 at 8:10 pm

God is not a spiteful Republican.

(and She certainly would have better aim)

Sue4466 August 29, 2011 at 8:29 pm

I love how the same party that claims to have such a lock on God is also the party of the most meanspirited fucks ever.

dr_giraud August 29, 2011 at 8:10 pm

Too bad the video cut out before the punchline, when she added, "it's funny 'cause it's true."

Sparky_McGruff August 29, 2011 at 9:21 pm

I was sure the punchline is "It's funny because some of the people killed were nee-grahs!"

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:11 am

That's definitely more her style.

smokefilleddoommate August 29, 2011 at 8:10 pm

Maybe an act of god will make her realize she's married to a gay man.

poncho_pilot August 29, 2011 at 8:30 pm

or an act of Todd. or Rod.

HelmutNewton August 29, 2011 at 8:35 pm

I think Marcus would enjoy Todd or Rod more than Michelle.

Sparky_McGruff August 29, 2011 at 9:22 pm

I think Marcus has spent plenty of quality time with Todd's rod.

smokefilleddoommate August 29, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Or perhaps Richard, frequent dinner guest and friend-of-Marcus-the family who always brings flowers and compliments her on her hair.

Nostrildamus August 30, 2011 at 12:48 am

An act against God more like.

fuflans August 29, 2011 at 8:10 pm

last time i checked michele you were in washington too.

maybe god wanted to wipe out the baggers. i know i do.

OC_Surf_Serf August 29, 2011 at 8:11 pm

…and she reminded Floridians about being responsible for W?

Barb August 29, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Jesus, this bitch is so stupid. She's saying anything that comes to her empty head while her husband is gargling semen.

sezme August 30, 2011 at 11:42 am

Hey, don't diss the noble work that Marcus does. He literally sucks the gay right out of these confused young men.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2011 at 8:16 pm

No deaths in DC, six in North Carolina, seven in New Jersey.

WHY AREN'T NORTH CAROLINA AND NEW JERSEY GETTING GOD'S MESSAGE AND STOPPING WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING TO BRING DOWN HIS WRATH??????

Crank_Tango August 29, 2011 at 8:30 pm

chris christie inhaled several meat tornadoes on his own, fwiw

widget2011 August 29, 2011 at 9:12 pm

Is it my imagination, or is that fat fuck gaining 50 lbs. a day?, It's kind of like the chicken heart that ate New York City.If "Mike" from Mike & Molly dies of a massive heart attack, Christy is a shoe in.

henrypuppyhead August 29, 2011 at 8:40 pm

God hates Carolina BBQ and Jersey Shore.

Sparky_McGruff August 29, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Correction: God hates Duke and Jersey Shore. I don't think God can get that worked up about Carolina BBQ.

SpurningBeer August 29, 2011 at 10:27 pm

It's my understanding that it is not kosher to put cole slaw on top of pulled pork within a sandwich. I think Jah would have a strong opinion about that, Mr. McGruff.

Sparky_McGruff August 29, 2011 at 10:31 pm

I'm sorry, I'm not an expert on Kosher Pork. I just know that Duke sucks, which is why the hurricanes head for NC.

DeathOfIrony August 30, 2011 at 7:22 am

Extra hush-puppies and plenty of PBR are an offset

BlueStateLibel August 29, 2011 at 9:25 pm

I pointed this out before: much of the damage (flooding) in NJ is in the suburbs, which are mostly white and Republican. They're also the people who voted in Chris Christie. It appears on the other hand, godless Greenwich Village in the city was unharmed; although I suppose the nightlife was particularly poor Saturday night.

But enough of stupid facts, if you told this to Bachmann she'd understand it as about as well as my gold fish.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2011 at 10:41 pm

My new pet, Darth Betta (Dark Lord of the Fisssh), is a far more ethical creature than Michele Bachmann.

Cuter, too. And far more pleasant to be in a room with.

not that Dewey August 30, 2011 at 1:02 am

I hope you memorialized Flushy properly, by using his name as your online banking password.

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:12 am

Because that would entail getting rid of Chris Chrispy and Nikki Haley.

JohnyEdge August 30, 2011 at 12:01 pm

God clearly hates states beginning with the letter "N", but even God can't be bothered to visit North Dakota, so it gets a pass.

And he confused Vermont and New Hampshire–I do that all the time and Nevada and New Mexico, uh? New York something happened there too, I think?

OkieDokieDog August 29, 2011 at 8:17 pm

White peoples sure are chuckling at that funny One L Michele. Can't wait until she comes to a comedy club near me. Or better yet – gets an HBO special!

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

smokefilleddoommate August 29, 2011 at 8:17 pm

Apparently God is not a fan of cheesesteaks. Fuck You, God.

Barb August 29, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Crap, I made cheesteaks for dinner and now I have to suffer the wrath of God. *sigh*

smokefilleddoommate August 29, 2011 at 9:07 pm

Whiz wit? God really hates those for some damn reason.

mumbly_joe August 29, 2011 at 9:17 pm

You know you could take TUMS® for that, right?

SpurningBeer August 29, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Cheesesteak: The Wrath of God is my favorite Herzog film.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2011 at 10:46 pm
flamingpdog August 30, 2011 at 12:49 am

Dubya libel!

Jukesgrrl August 30, 2011 at 1:15 am

I once had a bagger tell me on a message board that the Raft of God was going to come down on me for my pro-choice views. Maybe that term is appropriate for hurricane weather.

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:15 am
elfgoldsackring August 29, 2011 at 8:17 pm

Lo, then did the Lord's wrath wax mightily once more and He did smite them with a plague of Bachmanns…

Negropolis August 30, 2011 at 1:31 am

Bachmanns and Palins and Perrys, oh my!

BlueStateLibel August 29, 2011 at 8:19 pm

Is God's message: "I'm going to randomly wreak havoc on you all" or "It's stupid to build houses 50 feet from the shoreline and in flood plains next to rivers that flood like clockwork every year." What a puzzler.

bagofmice August 30, 2011 at 6:45 am

Here I am. Talk to me with a Hurricane.

smashedinhat August 29, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Everyday I thank Gawd I'm an atheist. But you know what I mean, no?

ifthethunderdontgetya August 29, 2011 at 8:21 pm

It would be cool if the Flying Spaghetti Monster decided to hit One L and Goodhair with lightning bolts on the same day.

And also one more bolt for Intense Debate. Too.
~

Negropolis August 30, 2011 at 1:32 am

Needz moar flaming meatballs and scalding marinara from heaven.

mumbly_joe August 29, 2011 at 8:21 pm

In that case, what is God trying to tell Washington by inflicting Michele Bachman on it?

Sue4466 August 29, 2011 at 8:26 pm

That God has a sick sense of humor.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2011 at 8:29 pm

And when I die, I expect to find him laughing…

keepem_sikanpor August 29, 2011 at 8:30 pm

That's a blesphemous rumor!!1!

Sue4466 August 29, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Thank you both for joining me on my 80s flashback.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2011 at 8:40 pm

Everything counts in large amounts.

Native_of_SL_UT August 30, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I've told my family that they are to play that song at my funeral.

poncho_pilot August 29, 2011 at 8:32 pm

are you trying to start blasphemous rumors?

smokefilleddoommate August 29, 2011 at 8:45 pm

I'll bet God is actually Dr. Demento.

WhatTheHeck August 29, 2011 at 8:35 pm

Sometimes, god speaks to his people through an ass or donkey. Whichever bays the loudest.

finallyhappy August 29, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Beagles and hounds bay, donkeys and asses bray- I know my animals but unlike republicans, I don't know them in the biblica sense.

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:16 am

Thank goodness for that!

RedneckMuslin August 29, 2011 at 8:22 pm

Yes Michele, you are weirder than Lady Gaga. But LG has a talent.

Crank_Tango August 29, 2011 at 9:14 pm

Her?

Negropolis August 30, 2011 at 1:34 am

LOL! Without even having heard about the rumor that's been out since gaga has, my mom asked me after seeing the MTV VMA's if Gaga was born a male. lol

tcaalaw August 30, 2011 at 8:00 am

And a meat dress, too!

Callyson August 29, 2011 at 8:23 pm

Minnesota, you'd think by now they'd get the message. A bridge collapse…a tornado…(not to mention numerous snow storms)…are you listening? The decent people of Minnesota have done everything they can–now it's time for an act of God…
So can we please get it, by getting Shelly out of government once and for all?

nounverb911 August 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm

A tornado in Bachmannn's district is a sign from God that Marcus is gay.

henrypuppyhead August 29, 2011 at 8:42 pm

That was just Marcus sucking a mean cock.

Sue4466 August 29, 2011 at 8:26 pm

So for God, death & hurricanes are a sign to cut federal spending?

This means that either God is Eric Cantor or that God is as big a prick as Eric Cantor.

nounverb911 August 29, 2011 at 8:27 pm

Rick Perry prays for rain, God sends fire, never a miscommunication.

hollywooddood August 29, 2011 at 8:27 pm

That teabagger Michele is a laff riot.

JackObin August 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm

Thou shalt not think.

a_pink_poodle August 29, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Hilarious!

Radiotherapy® August 29, 2011 at 8:45 pm

*rimshot*

tribbzthesquidz August 29, 2011 at 9:06 pm
mumbly_joe August 29, 2011 at 9:12 pm

No, that's Marcus.

horsedreamer_1 August 29, 2011 at 8:49 pm

Hey, Michele, one phrase, four syllables: I35.

Sparky_McGruff August 29, 2011 at 9:27 pm

God was trying to tell the numbfuck Republicans in Minnesota that they should spend a few nickels on the roads and schools, even if it means that the Target CEO has to settle for last year's model of gulfstream jet.

BarackMyWorld August 29, 2011 at 8:50 pm

Notice this didn't happen when the Democrats were in charge of Congress, so God wants Congress to stop trying to defund Planned Parenthood and cutting taxes for millionares, obviously.

widget2011 August 29, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Is she a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? God sent Irene to kill the gheys in New York, but due to his extremely bad aim point, he just happened to kill a few of the straights too. Better luck next time alien space lizard!

The stoopids are strong in this one.

elfgoldsackring August 29, 2011 at 9:01 pm
widget2011 August 29, 2011 at 9:16 pm

AAAUUUGGGHHHH!

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2011 at 8:03 am

"I just kill 'em all, and let Me sort them out."

—God

mumbly_joe August 29, 2011 at 8:58 pm

FLOOD LIBEL!

Troglodeity August 30, 2011 at 12:29 pm

You win.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 29, 2011 at 9:00 pm

I'm sitting watching and listening to the Cardinals at my bird feeder. They seem to get most active at sunset and they're squawking and chirping like crazy. I have no idea what they're saying but they make a whole lot more sense than this sad excuse for a human. Calling her a bird brain would be a compliment.

fuflans August 29, 2011 at 9:44 pm

that's really funny. it's been beautiful here in chi (sorry east coast) for like the past five days and i had all the windows open in my 1903 house which routinely proves that builders in 1903 had a fucking clue about air flow.

anyway, as the sun went down i heard 'our' cardinals – the couple that dominates our block – singing out and i thought what a gorgeous sound it was

- and then ken posted something about batshit bachmann.

ProudLibunatic August 29, 2011 at 10:17 pm

Our house, here in sunny Norcal, was built in 1929(!) as a "Moorish fantasy summer home" for rich San Franciscans. The bedrooms always stay cool, yet the kitchen has a lot of direct sunlight and the walls are thick.
Many visitors have think we have AC.
They sure knew how to build 'em, didn't they?
*sigh*

fuflans August 29, 2011 at 11:05 pm

i know right? just amazing. gorgeous wood work, solid foundation that hasn't cracked or leaked in over a 100 years, air flow from heaven.

i have been told i have a 'sears kit house' but i'm not sure that's true. and not really sure what that is.

cheers!

HuddledMass August 30, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Here you go ff — "How to tell if your home is a Sears kit house"
http://www.arts-crafts.com/archive/kithome/rt-sea

rocktonsam August 29, 2011 at 9:04 pm

"drooling pill addict."

I never knew what to call my mother in law until now.

All the best to you , Mr. Layne

Trannysurprise August 29, 2011 at 9:12 pm

Yea, that's Ole Crazyeyes! Nothing is funnier than people that die in a hurricane and the millions struggling to get by without power. Funny!

SheriffRoscoe August 29, 2011 at 9:23 pm

Hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean during hurricane season…..I can certainly see where the whole Wrath of God theory makes sense, but where Michele loses me is when I factor in the "petering out" aspect of this call to repentance. Cat 3 down to Cat 1, and she wasn't even a real hurricun by the time she blew into Times Square!

Trannysurprise August 29, 2011 at 9:27 pm

I think you've got a point.

If God had some real balls and wanted to prove point, he/she would whip up a hurricane out of season, say February.

Warpde August 29, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Yeah right!
A billionaire dropping money.
As if that would ever happen.

rocktonsam August 29, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Bachmann= hurricunt

Mumbletypeg August 29, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Enough with you and KBJ blaming the pill-popping. I like to think Michele is just Natural Born Krazy.

Radiotherapy® August 29, 2011 at 9:31 pm

And she is just killing us with that nutty, homespun humor.

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:20 am

I'm sure she'd prefer to do it with policy, but you use what you got.

Negropolis August 29, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Meh. That's all I can muster. Stupid, but it absolutely pales in comparison to the shit stuff Beck has said about Irene over the past few days.

fuflans August 29, 2011 at 9:45 pm

yeah, but fox fired his ass.

MichelesPantalones August 30, 2011 at 1:21 am

Does it matter what he says anymore? I get the sense that he is reaching fewer people and any support for him has dropped off greatly. But I could be wrong.

Slim_Pickins August 29, 2011 at 9:32 pm

As another space alien (Mork) once said "Humor…AR, AR."

SayItWithWookies August 29, 2011 at 9:36 pm

You kow what else is a sign? When an idiot politician can't help making light of a natural disaster that destroyed houses, property, roads, trees and killed forty citizens, that's a sign that she places political points over actual human lives and should never be in a position of responsibility.

fuflans August 29, 2011 at 9:47 pm

once again we see that republicans have absolutely no idea what 'humor' means.

rickmaci August 29, 2011 at 10:00 pm

So Christian of you Michele to make fun of all the folks who lost houses, cars, roads, businesses, schools and of course the 40 dead Americans. Anything to make the white folk comfortable with their racism so the can laugh when what they really want to say but can't is they wish to their God that black man in the White House would leave. Say one thing for her though, I finally had to learn how to spell hypocrite.

Jukesgrrl August 30, 2011 at 1:20 am

Mucho p to you, sir.

buffalogal August 29, 2011 at 10:24 pm

As the mother of a resident of the now infamous zone A, as a friend of several residents of Virginia and New York, and as the sister of a Red Cross volunteer deployed to NYC … I don't get it. What's funny about death and destruction?

mumbly_joe August 29, 2011 at 10:58 pm

If you're a Republican?

ProudLibunatic August 29, 2011 at 10:29 pm

Dear Michele:

Laughing morons DOES NOT mean that you're funny.

NorthStarSpanx August 29, 2011 at 10:30 pm

The more we know about her, the larger her Youtube and MSM arsenal in horrid displays of callousness, mental illness and bigotry grows – what does that say about her receptive audience?

This is just as sickening as seeing people pay Sarah Palin six-figures ($15,000 discount for West Coast gigs as long as they supply bendy-straws) for her 'speechifying.'

slowhansolo August 29, 2011 at 10:31 pm

Oh, you know, she didn't personally know any of those dead people, so that makes it a lot easier to exploit them. Same with those miserable, vacuous starfuckers who laughed with her.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2011 at 11:08 pm

Here's a Freeper who doesn't think it's a joke, but Serious Theology:

Bachmann is right..

Yes this is a *Warning * from GOD…

What did Jesus say, the world would be like before he returns???

He said they would be just like the *Days of Noah*

What destroyed the earth…*The GREAT FLOOD*

GOD said he would not destroy the entire planet by a flood, that is just the *Warning*

Fire will ultimatley cleanse and purify the earth.

HOW ARE WE LIKE THE DAYS OF NOAH?

1. Record Floods on the earth

2. Legalization of Homosexual Marriage

3. People scoffing at GOD with no fear….

Matt. 24:37-38: “But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. “For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark.

IMHO the ARK for our Generation is the *Rapture of the Church*
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2770374/

————-
I'm "scoffing at God" right now!

EDIT: That thread's devolving into a lovely godfight…

Radiotherapy® August 29, 2011 at 11:43 pm

Your friend knows what he talks about. Noah kept the predators from the prey. The Whales from the japs, The plankton from the rats — who fuck like bunnies, and ate at the ships stores. The polar bears and manatees got along swimmingly. He was able to keep the million species of beetles separated. Penguins, Galagapos finch, American Bald eagle, and herpes simplex II all in check.
But this feat was nothing, NOTHING, compared to the heroes of 9/11.

ProudLibunatic August 30, 2011 at 1:13 am

Whenever I see these doom scenarios I think of how people must have felt in the dark days of WWI, WWII, Vietnam, (were there any other kind?), or the Depression, etc.
All this hand wringing over a bad storm and a piddly earthquake?
Oh, please!

genxr August 29, 2011 at 11:22 pm

Hey you know that storm that killed a bunch of people and everyone had to evacuate? Well here's a funny joke about it.

A funny thing happened on my way to the storm shelter.

Knock knock

Hey, who hates government spending? (wait for applause)

My new dream job: speechwriter to teh crazey eyes.

DeathOfIrony August 30, 2011 at 7:24 am

Man, I should have caught you at knock knock so I could say "F**K You Leahey"!

mrblifil August 29, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Maybe God's just mad at your gay husband's staggering hypocrisy and is characteristically fucking with perfectly innocent people, just because.

GhostBuggy August 29, 2011 at 11:43 pm

I'd say, "Fuck this monstrous bitch with a stick," but I don't hate sticks that much.

GregComlish August 29, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Jesus Christ does not care about White People

x111e7thst August 29, 2011 at 11:50 pm

I get migraines too. But all my doctor will give me is fioricet, which makes me sleepy but does not produce visions or make me hear voices. Can I have the name of Michele's doc please?

smitallica August 29, 2011 at 11:57 pm

Oh be quiet, you cunt.

mavenmaven August 30, 2011 at 12:28 am

The scary part is that she's not joking.

owhatever August 30, 2011 at 12:59 am

Everything was fine until Shelly won the Iowa caucus. Using George W. Bush logic, the God at that point decided to drop a tornado on Virginia and flood Vermont in retaliation.

WilliamHTaft August 30, 2011 at 1:05 am

Hahaha. No seriously guys, millions of people believe this.

Jukesgrrl August 30, 2011 at 1:24 am

Lizzie, Katydid, LoquaciousMusic, ProfJukes, other friends in Floodsville … are you guys on dry ground yet?

iburl August 30, 2011 at 2:21 am

Michelle Bachman is an act of god. Loki, to be precise.

şahinnparadise August 30, 2011 at 7:55 am
Terry August 30, 2011 at 7:56 am

So, Shelley, when the upper midwest was flooding so badly in the late winter and early spring…was that God's retribution, too?

LiveToServeYa August 30, 2011 at 9:06 am

God'll get you for that, Michele.

weejee August 30, 2011 at 9:19 am

♪♫ Well it just goes to show
Michele's not what she seems
Please, Sister Morphine, take this nightmare from the scene
Oh, we hope she's fading fast?
And that this shot will be her last ♫♪

Dr_Zoidberg August 30, 2011 at 9:23 am

Oh yes, you evil bitch, 'God' destroyed Vermont and killed people, including an 11-year-old boy, because he wants a balanced budget.

Oh, you evil, evil, bitch.

BTWBFDIMHO August 30, 2011 at 11:22 am

Don't you see? It's Obama's fault.

Polythene_Pam August 30, 2011 at 11:44 am

God was being ironic

genxr August 30, 2011 at 12:50 pm

God is such a fucking hipster.

ttommyunger August 30, 2011 at 11:19 am

I don't honestly know which is more disturbing: what she said or those laughing in response to what she said. Where do these people come from? Do they ever think, or do they simply operate at some reptilian response level? Do they have a soul, a conscience? I am depressed.

Tundra Grifter August 30, 2011 at 11:31 am

TU:

Remember when Borat got a whole bar to join in a rousing round of the folksong from his homeland "Throw the Jew Down the Well?"

ttommyunger August 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm

I guess that answers that.

ProudLibunatic August 30, 2011 at 12:26 pm

I know.
A bunch of entitled bitters laughing at her stupid "jokes" is the worst thing about this video.
It's like seeing graphic pictures. You know it happened intellectually, but to see the actual photos…ugh!

ttommyunger August 30, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Soooo depressing.

Tundra Grifter August 30, 2011 at 11:30 am

Some people say she has five minutes of standup about Bopal and Chernobyl and will leave you rolling in the aisle.

Clutching your gut.

MinAgain August 30, 2011 at 11:40 am

I'm still waiting for someone to interpret God's message to Texas.

Polythene_Pam August 30, 2011 at 11:41 am

god = very, very powerful, but not all that good of a communicator

Troglodeity August 30, 2011 at 12:30 pm

She should try that joke in the Catskills. I'll bet it kills there.

DemonicRage August 30, 2011 at 2:39 pm

What hilarity to view this after coming back from CNN's coverage of people's lives being washed away in Vermont! Maybe she is now to toxic to cover any more on Wonkette. Does she have ANY CHANCE of winning the nomination? If not, just drop her. She's beyond absurd.

Sue4466 August 29, 2011 at 8:46 pm

People are people.

bagofmice August 30, 2011 at 6:48 am

Crap! I've already blown my "Rock you like a Hurricane" joke.

Native_of_SL_UT August 30, 2011 at 11:59 am

T?

not that Dewey August 30, 2011 at 7:31 pm

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