Who likes white people? Uhh, everybody except for black people and brown people and yellow people, we guess? Also, many actual white people don’t much like white people, having read a history book or two. But Michele Bachmann is here to praise Jesus and His Own Special People, even though he was an Arab. UPDATE: Michele Bachmann actually said she hates white people” because they’re “subhuman.” YouTube regrets the error.

What is happening here? The Wonkette editorial board just had a meeting and your editor Kirsten Boyd Johnson said, “She’s obviously referring to the dumb band that played before her but forgot to mention the rest of the band’s name, because she’s an idiot.”

So the band is called “White People and ….” what? We don’t know. Just elect Michele Bachmann. Let’s get this country back on track! The apocalypse is barely a year away and we sure don’t want a black person as president when God sends the Crazy Train. [YouTube via Wonkette Operative “Smashaduck”]

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