Gay Republican Anthony Weiner En Español is the latest GOP politician so far this week (give it a few minutes?) caught photographing his butt and putting the pictures on a highly public website available for all to see and investigate. Puerto Rican Senator Roberto Arango, as he is known with his clothes on, uploaded various nude photos of himself to gay cruising app Grindr, including one (NSFW) that is…oh, hm. How do we put this? Did we just give it away? Let’s just say, delicately, that he is doing what we will call from now on “the Republican handshake.”
Arango told a Puerto Rican reporter who confronted him with the photos that he took the pictures to document his weight loss. A decent answer for having to think on your feet? Whatever, we don’t actually know if this guy was a kkkrazy closeted family values troll like Philip Hinkle or not. His main accomplishment seems to be this one time that he wrote an illiterate letter to Congress requesting Puerto Rican statehood and was mocked for bad spelling, which is a far worse crime. [Perez Hilton]
UPDATE: Arango resigned.
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If he's caught with his member out, Fox news will put the old D in front of, or after his name. Narcissist!
He has really been working out–love the tone on his sphincter.
That's some killer pixel ratio.
The exercise he did is a variation of the Kegel. It's called the Faygel. Ah….
Oh! No! You DIDN'T!
And coming from PR he'd obvs be great with the baseball smalltalk.
Has he been picking up little boys for "baseball small talk and view" too?
the Republican handshake
FTW, big thumbs up KBJ !!!11!
Up where?
(Now I have the urge to yell "kancho!")
The GOP Salute.
And now we know why the innertoobz were invented.
We thought it was for pr0n and kitten pics, but it was really to get rid of our political parasites.
Faster, plz.
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How do you say dumbass and resign in spanish?
Iowa 2016, they won't care.
Wait, they speak spanish in Iowa?
The Hispanic population in Iowa is booming, as they are drawn in by, uh, "meatpacking jobs." I am not making this up.
According to Google translate:
Resign = renunciar
*No direct translation for the word dumbass, but:
Dumb = mudo
Ass = culo
Also:
Moron = idiota
Get over yourself = obtener más de ti mismo
¡Fuera, pendejo!
The Republican Handshake? Put 'er there, pal!
Er, no, thanks. Who knows where it's been?
Obviously, he just posted those photos to Grindr as a way to find a friend with whom he could make small talk about baseball and take in the view from his hotel room.
Have you seen the views from San Juan McCain beach? Simply fantastico!
Two of the scores of anagrams for "Roberto Arango" include "Bare Organ Root" and "Grab One Orator."
Grato Ano, Rober.
Its that "giant sucking sound" again.
I hadn't even heard that they'd come out with the Provincetown Diet.
Antonio Chorizo!
Doesn't everybody document their weight loss by posting pictures of their assholes on the tubes? I know I do.
Look how svelte my bunghole is!
I usually find it best to have a some sort of reference device so people can tell how much you lost, like a big black dildo crammed up your ass.
Well? Linky or it didn't happen!
I need to see if your svelte asshole matches your perky tits.
Gads, how dumb are these fucking Republicans, anyway? Hasn't it been mere DAYS since the last one was caught doing something sim'lar?
Ahh hah hah! To be fair, my tits are still reasonably perky. I don't really know the state of my own asshole, since it's difficult for me to see it without a mirror. It hasn't been used too much, so I'll honestly believe it's svelte.
Which reminds me of a friend of mine who did sex work for several years, mostly peep-show booth type deals and "solo" videos – she said that her asshole was in demand because it was naturally very pink and pristine-looking (even after having been used quite a bit). She didn't have to ass bleach or anything.
Wonkette + buttsex talk: the perfect combination!
Ass bleach? Srsly, ASS bleach??? And was Michael Jackson somehow involved in the development of this must-have cosmetic?
I swear, I only come to Wonkette for teh buttsechs.
Ass bleach. I love it. The pinnacle of human civilization. 100,000 years, and we've learned how to bleach our assholes to a "fair and delightsome" shade.
NEEDZ MOAR SANTORUM!
Seriously…took the pics to document his weight loss? Yea, he just wants to look good for that special someone who stands behind him whenever he nakedly bends over and spreads his ass cheeks.
It's probably Rep. Dinckle of Bumfuck, Idaho, or wherever that boy-raping jerk is from.
To be fair, if you're a total asshole, isn't this the only way to prove weight loss?
From the comments at Guanabee (Spicy Coverage for Latinos):
Your information is incorrect. Roberto Arango is not from the Partido Popular Democratico [Popular Democratic Party]. He is from Partido Nuevo Progresista [New Progressive Party of Puerto Rico] and like most of the people from that party, he is a Republican, just like Governor Luis Fortuño.
Splitters!
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That ain't all he split!
So which one is the evil twin? I'm still waiting for the day when 2 (secretly) gay conservative politicians hook up and then actually post pics of their rendezvous for all to see, somehow not understanding how the internet works. And then they will of course both say that they are not gay.
I think I finally have figured out why Republicans are against Gay Marriage. It would take all the fun out of all the anonymous gay sex they are currently having.
Ya know … I do b'leev you just hit the nail a resounding thump right on the head.
No, he was just producing photographic evidence of the need for stimulus money for road projects like resurfacing the Hershey Highway.
Where did I put that photo of Mittens about to pack a little fudge?
And for all these years, I always assumed that the "G" in "GOP" stood for "Grand."
Turns out, the "G" stands for Goatse. Who knew?
As in "grand dame"
You know who else had a gay old time.
Fred Flintstone?
CNN (San Jose) In a landslide vote, the entire GOP party and leadership voted for independence from GOP Senator Roberto Arango.
If this is what is supposed to happen on Jenny Craig, I've been doing it wrong.
You know who else was gay and Puerto Rican?
And the first one's free…let's get this party started…Livin' La Vida Loca …rockabilly guitar and horns get me every time.
Fred Fenster?
Franky Four Fingers?
So ok they merely talk funny, maybe only coming across as effeminate.
It's just my excuse to share the news that Puerto Rican actor Benicio became a father a few days ago.
I saw him at the Limelight in New York City, one time back in the 90's. He was making out with a boy that looked exactly like him.
I still haven't quite recovered from all the hawt.
Arango told a Puerto Rican reporter who confronted him with the photos that he took the pictures to document his weight loss.
And to think I was satisfied to buy some new clothes. Next time I drop a few pounds I'll be sure to take a photo of myself preparing for buttseks instead…
Post pics.
I have NEVER been so thankful for pixelation!
You know, Texan_Bulldog, it's people like you who take all the fun out of life. I was EAGER to see just how much of a HUGE opening this guy had, but no. You had to nix it.
This is just target practice, you guys.
Arango was auditioning to be a test subject for student proctologists.
I think he's a little too old for Rush, but who knows, maybe the big guy wants to try a rectum that's broken in. Maybe all those Dominican cabana boys were just too much work for him.
Since Rush is reputedly hung like a bee, I doubt he ever stuck it to a cabana boy. Bet he just pays to watch them do it to other.
Senator Goatse, I presume?
Does his ring look familiar?
Could you please expand on the "Republican Handshake", is that kind of like that frat party thing called "The Elephant Walk?"
OOH, A STORY WHERES I GETS TO HABLAR MI ESPANOL:
El es estupido, él es gay, y él es un hipócrita. Suena como el Republican perfecto para mí. ¿Podemos hacer de Puerto Rico un estado, por favor?
I hope that's good Spanish, because I understood it, and I don't speak Spanish.
make it a State for God's sake. The butts are the same..we are in this together.
I see London, I see France? This is like seeing Russia from your house.
[What country rhymes with polyps?]
None of them, Katie. And a good thing, too.
Why is anyone surprised when a story like this surfaces? What do people think that guys do with cameras and web cams?
Well, yeah, everybody does that shit, but geez, if you're a *politician,* shouldn't you have enough smarts NOT to (1) post it to a public site, and (2) make up such a pathetic excuse?
Surely we all know that America's best and brightest do NOT become politicians?
I'm not asking for "best and brightest," dood, I'd settle for "smarter than most rocks and small shrubs." Although, considering the last Shrub we dealt with …
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That ass-up picture confuses me. I think it's bad naked, like the bicycle repair girl with the pickle jar. Maybe the light on his taint just needs to be softer or something, I dunno.
I daresay they are now well and truly colonized.
Is Arango Spanish for cyclops?
Pathetic, just pathetic.
I know, right? A fucking ceiling fan with only 3 blades? Ridiculous.
Say no to crack.
"Insert family values here."
YAWN HO HUM another closet Republican?
Actually, can we differentiate between the Gays-Are-Evil closet Republicans and the closet Republicans that may or may not have strong opinions either way? I really don't want to be unnecessarily unfair to the latter.
Wait. There are gay Republicans in Puerto Rico, too? That has me really confused.
not a real republican or amerikan
cripes
Ack! My eyes! Guess we don't have to ask top or bottom.
I was wondering why Marcus B was heading to Puerto Rico.
I guess the late Sen. Stevens was more prescient than I thought; the Internet really is a series of Tubes.
win
:)
I am so sad that this comment got lost on a weekend thread – it is pure gold. Would upfist again and again.
Your are too kind :)
"I got your proof that tax cuts create jobs RIGHT HERE."
Fish, meet barrel. This is getting far too easy.
is there any live boy or dead girl hidden somewhere there?
"I did NOT grind with that app!"
Republican sex of any sort is repulsive to me, unless it involves sadness and tears, in which case I get a nearly religious sense of well being that's almost Prozac like.
Yawn! Wake me up when the hawt republican ladieees start "documenting their weight loss" on the twitterz.
Last night, for the first time ever, I decided to check out chatroulette. The worst rumors were true. At least every other person I saw was a dude playing with his dong. I think I must have seen about 20 Republican congressmen.
Chatroulette==virtual rest stop
Republican handshake is kinda like a "dutch rudder". Or is that the "secret handshake" from his college days at the frat house. you know cuma lotta sooner.
From the Wikipedia article: Senator Roberto Arango was married to Ana Margarita Barba.
"Barba" is Spanish for "beard." WTF?
In some photos he bears a resemblance to Al Pacino's character in Scarface, Tony Montana. Guess that photo was his way of asking viewers to "Say 'Hello' to my little friend."
It is a simple enough link; the word right here on Wonkette; "one" in red. Click it and there, for the love of Jeebus is a hairy Puerto Rican butt. A man no less.I have lost my cookies, but that is me. Like Seinfeld said: There is nothing wrong if you kept yours.
this one time … at band camp …
Nice ceiling fan.
This will become Pedro Almodovar's next film.
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