Gay Halloween Christmas comes early this year! Is that even a legal holiday? No? What is this? Oh, it is Glitter Bomb Fat Closet Case Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic Day! And as it is written, a mob of homosexuals descended upon Marcus Bachmann’s office to sing gay pagan carols to him dressed like cavemen and to receive whippings from a man in a gay Marcus Bachmann wig. Hallelujah!
And then there was dancing to some Madonna (?) song that St. Paul wrote the lyrics to during one of his extended desert walkabout prayer comas, and gay baby Jesus smiled, along with everyone else. The end! [YouTube]Related