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Giant Gay Barbarian Horde Mobs Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic (VIDEO)

Gay Halloween Christmas comes early this year! Is that even a legal holiday? No? What is this? Oh, it is Glitter Bomb Fat Closet Case Marcus Bachmann’s Clinic Day! And as it is written, a mob of homosexuals descended upon Marcus Bachmann’s office to sing gay pagan carols to him dressed like cavemen and to receive whippings from a man in a gay Marcus Bachmann wig. Hallelujah!

And then there was dancing to some Madonna (?) song that St. Paul wrote the lyrics to during one of his extended desert walkabout prayer comas, and gay baby Jesus smiled, along with everyone else. The end! [YouTube]

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74 comments

  1. Crank_Tango

    Well I made it to 41 seconds, which is 41 seconds longer than I watch most videos on here, so that counts for something, I guess.

    1. Texan_Bulldog

      Yeah, 90% of the videos Wonkette video posts I never click on. Mostly because of all the screeching (Snowbilly & Shelley). Oh, and the stupid.

    2. flamingpdog

      Fast forward to 2:28 where "Marcus" gets glittered. That's the only part that wouldn't embarrass gay choreographers.

  2. BarackMyWorld

    Imagine if Tiananmen Square or the Vietnam protests had been this well choreographed. Clearly Bob Fosse missed his true calling.

      1. DeLand_DeLakes

        I was part of the mob, and I had the thought that perhaps this is what a young Marcus may have looked like, before he got bloated on self-loathing and backed-up cum.

    1. karen

      For real, there's plenty to go around. Just take their horrible slick-backed and spiked hair, wash it, blow-dry it to the side, and voila!

    1. Lascauxcaveman

      dancing to some Madonna (?) song that St. Paul wrote the lyrics to during one of his extended desert walkabout prayer comas

      Not gonna click on the video, because I have this beautiful vision in my mind of St. Paul bopping around the desert singing "Like A Virgin" at the top of his lungs.

  3. Callyson

    Now, how many of those dancers did Marcus surreptitiously up – skirt and/or down – blouse?
    I'm going with "All of 'em, Katie"…

  4. Callyson

    Also, for those of you who can't watch the entire video, fast forward to 4:00 for the punchline…

  5. OneYieldRegular

    This is absolutely terrible. I mean, my god – if these filthy, tawdry rags are what drag has come to, then there's no hope for gay America.

  6. SexySmurf

    This video is terrible, but it will probably still make more money than Conan the Barbarian 3D.

  7. SorosBot

    Also, Kirsten, was the "Madonna (?)" a subtle comment on how Born This Way ripped off Express Yourself? If so, good one.

    1. Dudleydidwrong

      Don We?
      Who is he?
      I know Don Ho, Don Juan, and Don Johnson, but this Don We guy is new. San Francisco clothing sales? One of Marcus's closest good buddies, I'll bet. Is that where Michele buys her "puttin' on the ritz" gowns, the ones she wears to the Minnesota State Fair when she judges the pig calling contest?

  8. BaldarTFlagass

    I left the sound off, so all I can say is that it looks like the worst amateur production of Rent ever made. But I'm in Texas, what the fuck do I know about Broadway musicals.

  9. SayItWithWookies

    It's like those barbarians don't even want to be cured. Their actions are clearly an affront to the father of non-degreed social psychologists everywhere, St. Paul.

  10. Doktor Zoom

    Gaynan! What is best in life?

    To glitter-bomb your enemies, see them close their blinds and ignore you, and to hear, from behind their locked doors, the muffled tut-tutting of their women.

    (Hey, if they're going to repeat the same protest, I'm going to repost the same comment)

  11. FakaktaSouth

    I love happy people who will shake their butts for freedom. It's so much better than that depressing chanty sit-in-y stuff.

  12. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Marcus was going to meet with the protesters, but for some reason, when he saw them, he started packing a major boner and was too embarrassed to go out in public.

  13. Doktor Zoom

    While I appreciate the sentiment, this sort of thing should not be encouraged. It can only encourage others, with tragic consequences.

    (One of those women is Kid Zoom's grandmother. When she asked what he thought of her video activism, he said, "Wow–that took a lot of guts." I see a bright career in diplomacy for the boy)

  14. Negropolis

    I am laughing so hard, right now. Mostly 'cause of the little boy up front who is clearly enjoying this entirely too much. lol

    The horde; she grows bigger…

  15. owhatever

    At first, I thought it was just all of the Marcus-Michele kids and foster kids getting together for a family reunion and being daddy's little darlings. Still do.

  16. L188188

    You know the "not that there's anything wrong with that" cliche? Well, even as a very open-minded person, I am well prepared to say there IS something wrong with gay street theater. Curse you Lady Gaga.

  17. thefrontpage

    This is one of the best and most funniest videos in years.

    Every member of the Republican Party should be made to sit and watch this video, repeatedly, in a loop, around the clock, for 24 hours.

    Michelle and Marcus Brachmann are assholes.

  18. Veritas78

    I'd say the Bachmann campaign is in deep trouble. These people actually rehearsed, for Chrissake.

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