Condi Rice Photos Are Moammar Gaddafi's Dictator Porn of Choice

It turns out that possibly (?) ousted nutjob Libyan dictator Moammar Gaddafi kept a big ol' catalogue of fap fuel made up of Condoleezza Rice photo scrapbooks hidden in his torture castle. "I support my darling black African woman. I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders ... Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. ... I love her very much," is apparently something he actually said during the first head of state interview we know of to be conducted while masturbating. It's sort of natural, though, isn't it, for Gaddafi to want to _______ Condi? (We cannot find a verb to put there that doesn't turn our brain to poop, so go ahead and Mad Lib that one yourselves.) How many other ladies does Gaddafi know who got to run around the world with a top spot in a murderous regime and can keep a carefully maintained, famously weird hairdo? These two have "OKCupid profile match" written all over them, basically.

Go look at the utterly weird photos! They are just a bunch of laserjet printouts glued into binders, which makes it even more gross somehow.

From the MSNBC Photo Blog:  

The former U.S. Secretary of State paid a visit to Tripoli in 2008 during a brief interlude that saw Gadhafi begin to be welcomed back into the international fold. As Jason Ukman of the Washington Post wrote on Wednesday, "it was only three short years ago that Rice shared a late-night dinner with Gaddafi to break the Ramadan fast, three short years ago that the United States and Libya were celebrating what was to be a new chapter in their relations."

Haha, he said "relations." [ MSNBC ]