There are many things to be said about the GOP crazies who are trying as hard as they can to kick Barack Obama out of the It’s-Supposed-to-be-White House. Of course, “You sure know your audience” has to be included as one of those things. Was there an anti-gay poetry convention for scary people named “Rick” recently? Probably, because Rick Perry and Rick Santorum both learned important metaphors about gay people and alcohol that are really helpful for people who have a hard time understanding what the big deal is, about gay people. It is probably especially helpful to the many GOP fans who honor alcohol (abuse) as an important cultural practice.
Rick Santorum basically plagiarized that weird beers/gays thing he said from Rick Perry, who wrote a special message in his book, “On My Honor.”
Since leaping into the GOP presidential race, Texas Gov. Rick Perry hasn’t been asked if he thinks gays are born or made. But in a little-noticed passage in his first book, “On My Honor,” a encomium on the Boy Scouts published in 2008, Perry also drew a parallel between homosexuality and alcoholism. “Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink,” he wrote. “And, even if someone is attracted to a person of the same sex, he or she still makes a choice to engage in sexual activity with someone of the same gender.”
So just like alcoholism, homosexuality is a disease that is…easily controlled, or something? Okay then!
In “On My Honor,” Perry also punted on the exact origins of homosexuality. He wrote that he is “no expert on the ‘nature versus nurture’ debate,” but that gays should simply choose abstinence. Perry’s campaign did not respond to a request for comment on whether he maintains this view.
Oh, the incredible insight we gain in this country, where people with “views” are allowed to just write books about whatever they want, for the good of everyone else. [TIME]
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"Chug-a-lug, Donna."
David Lynch upfists you, sir.
No snark here. Why the hell is the gay issue always about sex? Why hyper focus on what they do with their naughties? It's really about all the things that hetros want, love, family, partnership, acceptance, friends, etc. Stop focusing on their genitals and just once, think of what is in their heart.
You mean the alcohol, right? Oh wait. Love. That's the one.
Because what they care about is other people's genitals, my dear. These flagellants have so long denied their own anatomy that the only way they can get off is to focus on everyone else's.
Particularly salacious stories like their own imaginary ideas of what gay people do just fuel their sick fantasies.
In actuality, how much time a day do we all spend having sex? Ninety minutes? How much time do these people spend a day wondering what we are doing? Wayyyy too much.
90 minutes a day! I need a mentor, are you available?
True story, I lost my virginity with my first boyfriend by spending four straight days locked in a hotel room together. The front desk man had to peel us off the walls. I'd imagine that information would make the Christards' heads explode.
Not that it's completely relevant to the conversation; I just wanted to brag.
Woo. That's pretty bragworthy. I can't remember when I last did that.
90 minutes A DAY?! WTF?!
She obviously meant a year.
In actuality, how much time a day do we all spend having sex? Ninety minutes?
Marry me.
Beat me to it.
Barb. Barb. I'm….speechlessly jealous.
It's all about teh buttsechs for them, which is interesting because if they actually knew anything at all about gay people, it's *not* all about the buttsechs for *them.* It's the chance to be with your partner if they have a medical emergency, or pass your estate to them without probate, which straight people get to do all the time, but if you're gay, even if you leave it all to your partner, a judge can invalidate that as springing from "a meretricious relationship," and give the estate that you and your partner worked for all your lives to the same family who kicked you out because they thought your sexuality was "icky," leaving your life partner penniless and out on the street. It's about having all those "family" things that other families have, like one working partner and one SAH partner who raises the kids, who are all covered by the working partner's health benefits. Or the family discounts that straight people routinely get. Or the goddamn student loans, fer chrisake.
just once, think of what is in their heart.
ha ha ha ha…oh, that's rich!
Firstly, you are living high on the sex hog, my GF is tired after 30 mins. Second, I think he actually is saying that it's OK to be gay (alcoholic) as long as you don't let the gay parts(alcohol) inside of you, except just having gay thoughts is much more of a sin than wanting booze. That's why you need to abstain from gaysex (alcohol)
Yes, it is confusing, but we are trying to divine logic from chicken-shit entrails.
And on your last point, I think they also hate what is in a gay heart, just on GP.
But that would require thinking of gays as actual human beings. I suspect a lot of the gay-haters still have trouble thinking of women as actual human beings.
BTW, 90 min/day? Evidently your instincts were spot on that time at the airport.
Shave, that's so funny that you remember the airport.
I'm amused by people in positions of authority who balk at sex, gays, sexy gays, etc. It's been my experience in life that the nicer the suit, the richer the man, the holier he claims to be, the better chance he is more "kinks than vanilla" behind closed doors.
Can I get a witness?
Well, I've had some nice suits, but I was never quite rich and I've never claimed to be holy, so I can only agree with your observation. I'm glad you can be amused; I find myself upset by the hypocrisy.
I don't have any problem with anything consenting adults want to do with or to each other (proviso: in the case of adultery, the consenting adults must include any non-participant spouses). What pisses me off is when one of those consenting adults takes a public position that other consenting adults should be prohibited from, or condemned for, the same activity. So I thoroughly detest, e.g, Vitter and Ensign and Gingrich, while I cannot snark properly at Mitch Daniels or Anthony Weiner.
BTW, the hypocrisy thing is not confined to the rich and powerful. I had a number of acquaintances and colleagues who were quite vocal about how evil the Clinton blowjobs were, when I (and everyone else in the vicinity) knew that those folks were industriously banging other people's wives and husbands.
I can lick my own balls, so there!
But when my humans fart, they always blame me. WTF?
Why the focus on crotches? because they have to sensationalize it and if possible dehumanize people who live and love differently to manipulate people into voting for politicians who will vote for a whole shit load of horrid things for everyone but the rich. In their heart of hearts (he snickers at *that* thought) they do not care one whit about anything other than getting elected and getting money. Authoritarian assholes have played this game for centuries now and people don't seem to be getting any smarter about it. I don't care how or with whom they find love and fulfillment, my fondest wish is that everyone does. If someone else is offended by it, they need to grow the fuck up and realize that the "The pursuit of happiness" may mean people doing things that they or their preachers may not approve of. Life is too short to spend it fucking around with other people's lives, save your own soul, let others worry about theirs.
Curious. Bi-curious, even.
Maybe when Perry selects Bachmann as his running
beardmate, Rick and Marcus can have a closed-door summit to explore each other's ideas insofar as mastering the raw, barbaric stirrings that they must not give into. Must. Not… CENSOREDHis shooting has improved. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjlskTLOEvg
Bi-ignorant.
Bye Bye Perry.
rick perry coyote sex
Well he has been fucking Mexicans, but I don't think that was the same thing.
Coyotes are more discriminating in their taste for mates, which is to say they'll fuck anything on four legs and then kill it for fun. Then again maybe Rick has more in common with coyotes than I had previously considered.
Yep, I am powerless when I see a couple of women drink and have sex…
rick perry d student
"Don't know much about a science book…"
Rick Perry is D man.
And his favorite class was animal husbandry.
Actually it was military history or something similar. Ricky only pulled a "C" in animal breeding which for a genuine Texas A&M Aggie isn't very impressive. This asshole wants to preside over the greatest military power on the planet and couldn't muster more than a "C" in a college course on breeding animals. He also pulled a "D" in economics 101. This is not in an elite business school, but at Texas A&M. Dumber than Dubya.
Somebody should ask all the GOP candidates when they made the decision to be heterosexual. Maybe a moderator at the next GOP Presidential debate.
I did it at the same time I chose my major in college. Of course I changed my major three or four times. And then went on to grad school in a different field.
Rick Perry: Mean Drunk or Queen Drunk?
Irresistable again…
All of 'em, Katie.
In my fantasy world, Rick Perry: Hobo Bean Drunk.
Bossy bottom who didn't prep. I'm on to you Perry.
gays should simply choose abstinence
By coincidence, Perry has been celibate since '78.
well he has been fucking texas in the ass for several years, but it doesn't count something something, sheep, brokeback, desert, fin.
You forgot pudding.
I believe it is spelled sealabutt.
Being the whore he is, I suggest "sellabutt".
So teh buttsecks is like barfing and pissing all over a Новоaрхангельск (ok Sitka) hotel room? I did not know that the latter could be so much fun.
Да. Очен забавно.
‘nature versus nurture’ debate
No debate. His mentor, George W Bush, was born an alcoholic.
Barbara Bush did some mighty fine pickling.
Born dumb, too.
Perry then went on to ask, "Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"
As said on XM Left. A lot like Bush without the over incumbering intellect.
I'm confused. What exactly are adoption rights, in this analogy? Hospital visitation rights? Presumption of next of kin? I really need to know what the alcoholism equivalent of wanting to form a family unit and raise children and care for another into their twilight years is, vis a vis alcohol.
I'm not really sure where the snark ends and the bitter rage begins, here.
There is nothing more suicidal and self-destructive than having a family.
Contemplating the boundary – that way lies both genius and madness (but mainly madness).
Homo-Anon
In Rick's defense, once the oxygen enters his body, he also is powerless to control it.
Nothing a misplaced pretzel couldn't fix.
Nothing a
miswell-placed pretzel couldn't fix.Fixed.
I think you just won the internets with that fix.
Win?
Ah, so teh gay is a congenital disease then? I guess that is a step forward.
Rick, drunk or sober, your wife chose to engage in sexual activity with someone like you.
What is that called, again?
gross.
Uniform Fetish Syndrome.
Passed-out drunk.
self-loathing
His wife fucked a syphlitic armadillo?
Taking one for the other team.
But seriously, you said "chose" – suggesting you don't know the mating ritual of the Shitheel Aggie. From their first girlfriends' bleats o protest to the sleeping snores of their wives, choice has nothing to do with it.
A beard?
Does she really *choose*? Or is it an unpleasant necessity? Maybe dressed like a boy? Last photo I saw of her, she already had that scandal-wife look to her.
Fucking stupid?
Yes, yes; that was a double entendre.
Very dry vagina.
Stockholm Syndrome?
In that case, what's Rick Perry's opinion of Apple's new CEO, I wonder?
Also, Tea Partiers! Throw away your iPhones, they're making you ghey! In fact, it's probably best if you stay off the internet altogether.
Should actually stay away from all SW as the father of Computer Science was teh Ghey.
Maybe I'm cynical, but I'm not terribly inspired by one rich corporate motherfucker being replaced by another rich corporate motherfucker who just happens to stick his dick in men.
so much for rich 50 being poor 40.
Teabaggers with iPhones? Nah.
They can barely finish reading the Hoveround instruction manual, and most of them probably think the 8-bit screen "word processor" gathering dust in their living room is cutting edge.
But they're really "with it" when it comes to their Jitterbugs.
Somebody is posting comments on Yahoo News is all I'm saying…
Ah yes, the select few that finally got rid of their AOL accounts.
Rick, even if a moron is powerless over a dumb thought once it enters his brain, he still makes a choice to write that dumb thought down in a book.
Just saying.
In “On My Honor,” Perry also punted on the exact origins of homosexuality.
So he was just doing some research.
"The gay rumors are voluminous, intense, and will not go away," Morrow said. "Rick Perry is a pink cowboy leading a parade of extremist anti-gay preachers and militaristic neo-cons into a ditch."
It's all clear now.
~
He's right. Gays should simply not have sex. For a lifetime. Like never, ever. He's a real fuckin' pragmatist, that guy.
Of course they shouldn't, we don't want them to reproduce
There are many things to be said about the GOP crazies
Biggest understatement or biggest understatement EVER?
For fun, try "is michele bachman…" I like the fourth one down. And how anyone could possibly think this crazy Bible thumper is Jewish is beyond me, America really has the stupidz.
Actually, it comes from something even stupider, Michele's own mouth.
I actually have a great way to test this proposition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB8iiIwUEP0
Guess not.
As a Jew I can tell you we don't want her. I think she should stick with her English origins, probably a descendant of the Sheriff of Nottingham
That "believing themselves to be Jews" shtick is a standard line of the fundie groups, it goes along with seeing themselves as direct apostles without intermediary church history. It does not mean that they have any fondness for actual Jews.
well, until they go to Hebrew school, eat gribnes, gefilte fish and fast for Yom Kippur- I say "GOYIM!"
Well thank god I just got on the sobriety bandwagon (24 days, woot woot!), or else I'd certainly be gay soon.
And if you think Mrs. Owls had serious issues with the alcoholism, just imagine…
I am so proud of you owls. That is awesome and inspiring. I know this sounds gay, but I've actually cut back (however modestly) and considered sobriety since you and Dewey jumped on the wagon.
Thanks, my ever circuity amigo. Thanks for the support, which I've always known was there, and thanks for at least reconsidering steps, little or big, to bring a little peace into your life. There are folks, most in fact, that are perfectly capable of managing their drinking and actually incorporating it into their lives in a positive, happy way. I am not one of those lucky people, and neither is our friend Dewey. Playing our struggles out so publicly wasn't a plan at all. In fact it occurred when I randomly saw a late night, pre-holiday post buried deep in comment pile. When Dewey mentioned he was going on a "diet of Anabuse and Ativan", well, i just happened to know exactly what that meant. I sent what I thought was a sincere, but rather short, expression of support and pride in his endeavor, noting that i would be doing the same thing a few weeks later. It was only later that I heard how that simple reply to him ultimately saved him from turning back. Dewey can tell you better than me. And then the saga started, and far and away the most incredible outpouring of support, similar experience stories and, no other way to say it, love. So for all the icky seriousness we've polluted poor Wonket with, I think it was (and is) a pretty valuable little thing and I am delighted that it touched you in some way, as some level. You take care of your tubes, compa, and thanks again for the kind words!
I love you, man. Way to go.
Sentiments are truly mutual, jah, truly. And thanks.
Lots of love from here. The struggle is worth it. *wishes she had something better to say*
There is nothing better to say than you're sending love and support. There's never anything better to say than that. Thank you deeply and sincerely.
All the best to you.
Thanks jukes, throw a quarter in the machine and play something good for Day 26 tomorrow!
How progressive of her to be okay with the gloryholes.
She's a native Korean. I can foresee explaining exactly what a 'gloryhole' is being a rather stupefying process.
Besides, like I said, I gave up the booze, so now I'm inoculated against teh Gay, right?
I think you're good. I duct tape my asshole shut whenever I drink, and then only drink through straws, just in case. Can't be too careful.
I think it depends on what it is you're not drinking, Owls.
Oh oh. It's lots of seltzer water. Am in trouble?
This calls for a celebration, you gays…
Twinks are on me!
Bottoms up!
Rock out w/ your cock
outIN– some guy's face.Yeah, well at least Spanky2B didn't gate-crash your coming-out party. Eventually we got a couple Bears to show him the way "out".
If you want to end the homosexual sex, then just legalize the homosexual marriage.
Please, baby Jesus, let this guy get the nomination. Please, please, God. I thought hope was lost when Sarah dropped out. But then… you blessed us with this guy. Thank you, Jesus. Praise Jesus. God is good.
Perry also drew a parallel between homosexuality and alcoholism. “Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink"
Choice:
1. Listen to Rick Perry, and remember that he is the current GOP frontrunner for President
2. Drink
I choose "drink." A lot.
If he wins, I'll be choosing hemlock.
3. Profit???
The origins of Homosexuality? Dunno, but I suspect male cheerleading might be a strong symptom/
There were some interesting stories about a prostitute in New Orleans talking about doing W with a strap-on. So another male cheerleader from Texas trying to act as if he is tough guy with cowboy boots; just trying to cover who he really is.
Jodhpurs and kneeboots and swords?
I have always wondered why these gay-haters aren't talking about adulterers at least as much, if not more, than gays. There is an actual commandment against adultery.
The indignation of the religious right seems a little selective, n'est-ce pas?
God winks at adultery. Mark Sanford is out there trolling for a way back into the game even as we speak. But if the dick goes in the wrong-gendered hole, you're Satan's s'more.
Id also like to hear a little more about coveting. Another actual in the Bible commandment. For good measure, Jesus stays silent on the twinks and rails against the rich. Don't hear many repubs quoting these things.
No-o-ho-ho…. Not gonna get on the rich. never mind that the NT spends some little time talking about the dangers of being too wealthy.
Fortunately, I am quite safe in that regard.
Well, if the fundy preachers talked against the really popular sins (like gluttony or avarice), no one would give them money! So they pick up on minor sexual behaviors that don't attract 90% of their audience.
The funny thing is that now somebody actually has to read Mein Texaskampf…can you imagine?
I choose both booze and cawk! Everybody wins!!!!!
Conservative, Christian fundamentalist Republicans: They hate those damn queers, but they love that gay sex!
Also, Rick W. Perry did turn up old sparky to sizzle,retards too, also
what a shitstack of shit
Minimum wage jobs, sixth grade educations, mandatory church attendance (if you want to keep that job) and a devastated natural environment for everybody!
Rick Perry for President!
I'm no expert on the nature vs. nurture debate. But Perry should just shut the fuck up.
Rick, dude. I saw that picture of you deep-throating a corn dog. It would seem you got over that nasty gag reflex somehow.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'…..
As a Texan, I long ago gave up hope that the USA as a whole was too smart to elect a bullshit saturated fake cowboy as president.
Much like trigonometry, I will never understand homophobia, faux-homophobia, or the ability to use something that is absolutely none of anybody's business against people for one's own political gain. Power and attention must truly be the most amazing feeling in the world for these people because they are absolutely willing to sell their humanity for it.
I may be curious about the ratios of the sides of similar triangles, but so long as I have not participated in any trigonometric functions, I am right with God!!
"“Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink"
This is why it is important to pattern our behavior after God-fearing politicians like Michele Bachmann, and flee screaming at the sight of homosexuals. Once the cock or tongue goes in, you are powerless!!
Exactly, same thing with tequila. once I buy a chick a shot…. Works every time, 2/3 times.
Chet, you're back! And on a day when Layne has also returned and is in rare form.
My lower lip got sore, from sticking it out in pique.
He wrote that he is “no expert on the ‘nature versus nurture’ debate,”
Of course not. He flunked all those classes.
I submit that unbounded stupidity to the point of causing a slack jaw reaction from any being with an ounce of sentience be defined by the word perry.
Example of proper use.
President Michele Bachmanns's perry was evident when she launched several nucular (renamed 2 days after she was sworn in 2012) warheads at Russia (renamed Soviet Union on all maps after 1 day in office) after watching Red Dawn and mistakenly thinking it was a documentary.
Also, those on the east timezone, tune into ABC nightline for some christo-warrior family who is poor, has had 18 kids, and the little boy says they are making an army for christ.
Jesus Hussein Christ! Get the popcorn!
I saw the program. They even had a visit to the Duggars. I feel both sadness and pity for the children when they are confronted with the realreal real world outside their rural county.
on the plus side, when we elect pres perry no one will give me shit about drinking.
There are many things to be said about the GOP crazies
The last time I saw such a mish-mash of humanoid life forms was the cantina scene in "Star Wars".
I'll be so glad when we can work people like the Rickses out of our system. But, America just doesn't seem to know how to quite them…
hopefully $arah will get in the race.
I like her pro-sex stance/position.
Another "agency" not mentioned in the constitution wants more of our hard earned cash to keep getting those articles in Popular Science and supposedly "predict the weather". If Ben Franklin could predict the weather with kites, what do they need all this expensive satelite stuff for:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/08/24/noa…
Perry also drew a parallel between homosexuality and alcoholism. “Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink
I agree, based on personal experience–once a homosexual enters my body I am powerless to resist.
This comment wins the day.
Since leaping into the GOP presidential race, Texas Gov. Rick Perry hasn’t been asked if he thinks gays are born or made.
Oh, I bet he's made more than a few of them in his time.
Rep. Michelle Bachmann called homosexuality a “sexual dysfunction” as recently as 2004. “It is a very sad life,” she said of homosexuality. “Its part of Satan to say that this is gay. It is anything but gay.”
Dear CrazyEyed Poopbag: The reason it is anything but gay is because ignorant dildobrains like you make it that way with the vile venom you vomit from your piehole every time you get up in front of a microphone.
P.S. Chely, FYI.
Well she speaks from experience — she married a gay and they're both miserable. QEDerp.
Told ya: there are people in Austin running around with bumper stickers on their cars procaliming that "Rick Perry likes baby dick".
As an Eagle Scout (yep, I even had the cheap enamel ring for a while – then I got laid) I can safely say the worst damn thing that ever happened to Scouting was when the leaders started getting all preachy about the gay thing. Back in the 70s, the BSA was mainly trying to make sure Scoutmaster didn't talk to anyone about sex and told them to STFU about it. Then the Mormons and Fundies both invaded the leadership and we heard a bunch of shit about how being "morally straight" really meant NO GHEYS ALLOWED. At the same time we were told to worship the memory of Lord Baden-Powell, a "confirmed bachelor" who spent his life surrounded by nubile young men in uniform.
I don't know if straight boys are naturally homophobic or not – personally it seemed like it was just a lot easier to talk shit about "queers" with everyone else than admit I had no idea what I liked at that point – but adding anti-gay language to the official message greenlit macho asshole men to model and encourage intolerance that it took me years to question/reject.
Ironically enough, I was picked on enough as a kid that when my peers started targeting teh gheys, it wasn't all that difficult for me to figure that there wasn't anything wrong with gheyness and that the kids were asshats. After all, there was nothing wrong with me, I was just kinda nerdy and also a lot smarter than the rest of them.
“Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink,” he wrote. “And, even if someone is attracted to a person of the same sex, he or she still makes a choice to engage in sexual activity with someone of the same gender. So back the fuck off motherfuckers. It was only once, well, twice, maybe. But hey! hey! hey! I was really drunk at the time and he wanted it.
Ohhhhhhh! He wanted it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm boyscout's."
his first book, “On My Honor,” a encomium on the Boy Scouts published in 2008
Encomium? When I think of Rick Perry, I don't think of encomium, I think of this.
THAT was the word I was looking for. Thanks.
I thought that was more Vitter's thing. I didn't expect Pervy to do it, too.
Jus' to clarify (reverse pun not intended), I wasn't thinking in terms of what Perry does, but in terms of what Perry is.
Is this the "defeat the closet case accusations by being so obviously closeted that people will figure it's too obvious" strategy?
Homosexuality is like alcoholism: all the Ohio GOP are doing it.
You see, Ricky, when two people love each other very much…
What I'm comforted about is that it seems that the media, if only slightly, is beginning to seriously question candidates about their past statements concerning this "issue", and I put it in quotes because it's really only a policy issue with them. The economy better explode, again, 'cause otherwise not a damned one of those rejects is going to even get close to the White House, anymore, solely riding the culture wars rail.
“And, even if someone is attracted to a person of the same sex, he or she still makes a choice to engage in sexual activity with someone of the same gender.”
I hate—HATE—how people mix up "sex" and "gender." I know that saying "sex" would elicit uncomfortable titters from the Far Right (as would saying "titter"), but let's all think back to Women's Studies 101. "Sex" is biological; "gender" is not.
This is not to say that I support Rick Perry, regardless of the language he uses, because he is a thuggish brute with really good hair.
Come to think of it: Rick Perry does have really good hair and probably gets manicures, right? And what do we think of those people who are sexed male but gendered female? Those boys who play with dolls or who like to wear dresses or, later on, listen to Celine Dion, enjoy watching "Glee," have good hair, get manicures, and run for President? HMMMMMM, RICK?
"…gays should simply choose abstinence."
Otherwise, they will have sex and then get preggers and then want free government-funded abortions.
Anyone seriously interested in today's politics needs to read or listen to this Fresh Air episode:
http://www.npr.org/2011/08/24/139781021/the-evang…
Terry Gross produced, in my opinion, the best summary of Black Liberation Theology I ever heard. It is far different from the tripe the right wing nutz rant and rave about.
On the other hand, Ole Crazy Eyes and Texas DownLower aren't going to openly discuss this radical Christian movement.
We need to know about this!
Yes, gays should just be abstinent. I mean, look how well that strategy works for Catholic clergy.
I heard a blurb of him defending abstance olny education and his defense, even though the numbers prove him wrong, was to state over and over that he knows it works through personal experience…….
And Perry cleverly fires back at Bush. Your move, W.
Even when a bigot feels powerless over bigotry when it enters his tiny, feeble brain, he still makes a choice to be a bigot.
Look, Rick, just because you can abstain from sex with your wife with little effort, don't expect teh gays to be as strong-willed as you are. Ha, ha, ha, I crack myself up. He is so gay!
"Gays should simply choose abstinence…"
What's really weird is that some gays are crazy enough to choose to be Republicans.
Or were they just born crazy fucking fools?
No, I didn't mean a year.
Um … so, any tips for your fellow Wonketteers? Are you feeding the spouse Bull_Semen(tm) cocktails, or have you discovered something better than Viagra for women?
Barb, I think the consensus is "sex w/partner", not "sex w/your favorite person." No one likes a braggart; everyone (male, plus some chicks) likes a NYMPHOMANIAC!!!!!!
There's another funny there, but I'll be quiet.
No, no. Drinking seltzer is totally butch. The issue is what you are NOT drinking while being sober.
If you're not drinking a Busch, Miller, or Bud product, immunity should be assured.
If you're not drinking Cosmopolitans or anything containing fruit juice, cream, or champagne, Dr. Bachmann would like a word with you.
Anything inbetween entails some risk.
But red wine and vodka untainted by feminine products and I'm ok, right? RIGHT?
Keep on not drinking that stuff, and you're set, mein freund.
Phew! For a minute there I couldn't tell if I was having a craving to drink or to mince!
I went to a Nils Lofgrin concert last night. He talked about quitting drinking, "Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drank it, I broke out in handcuffs."
Continued good luck.
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