Here is a video of Rep. Maxine Waters telling the Tea Party to “go straight to hell” to thunderous applause, WHICH IS RACIST AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, on Twitter, racist liberal fist pumps all around, etc. [YouTube]

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  • nounverb911

    “go straight to hell”
    Texas will welcome its new residents with open arms.

    • Beowoof

      Sure someone has to fill the jobs at the local BBQ joint.

      • Mahousu

        I don't know whether most of them have the requisite skill set.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        And take part in the economic Texas Miracle*.

        *Highest growth of low paying jerbs in the US. Winning the race to the bottom in a Texas-sized manner.

        • SorosBot

          And the growth in jobs is just a growth in population; Texas' per capita employment rate has just kept pace with the rest of the country.

    • ttommyunger

      Ummmm. Open Handcuffs, more like it. Did you notice most of them were near?

      • GOPCrusher

        And wearing SEIU swag. Obviously near Communists.

        • ttommyunger

          The worst kind!

    • horsedreamer_1

      I didn't know the Clash had authority to remand offenders to Texas.

      • poncho_pilot

        they should. and for the same reason no one ever pointed a telescope at the sun.

  • HelmutNewton

    Hell should look familiar, since that's where the 'baggers were spawned.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Hell Libel!

      • MichelesPantalones

        And you would know, Biely.

  • chicken_thief

    Is Hell scooter accessible?

  • About time someone went after these assholes in a way everyone will understand.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Ironically, it's as cuddly and courteous as a bagger's stomp (not stump) speech. Yet you know the Left is going to get as wicked a backlash as possible from these people so aggrieved to be called, 'terrorists.'

      • MichelesPantalones

        They better not be tryin' no shit with Maxine. She will put the hurt on those dumb muthas.

      • Negropolis

        They already call folks on the left every slur in the book; might as well take it straight to them. Fuck 'em and what they think, every last one of them. We've already spent two years trying to Neville Chamberlain these fuckers. Time to mow down these idiots in our Welfare Queen Cadillacs, and then plead that we didn't see them.

  • SorosBot

    And our media will be more angry about how uncivil this is than teabaggers carrying pictures of Obama dressed as a witch doctor, or Bachmann's call last year for a new HUAC.

    • Exactly.

      Tea Party Xenophobia and Rage: Patriotism!

      Democrats and Liberals making reasoned arguments: Socialism!

  • Crank_Tango

    Hell libel!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Beat me. Damn it.

  • RedneckMuslin

    I call shenanigans! A Democrat with balls? Not likely.

    • Beowoof

      As a woman, I believe Maxine has bigger balls than Obama.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Maxine is like a blacker, angrier, and arguably more womanly version of Joe Biden.

      Which is why we love her.

    • Geminisunmars

      Take me to the Waters!

    • MichelesPantalones

      Maxine has always had big brass balls. She doesn't make a big deal about it because, like our President, she knows that angry black people are VERY SCARY to the white power structure, and she would rather get results than ego points.

  • x111e7thst

    That crowd must be made up of union thugs/Acorn pimps and hos.

  • This is an outrage!! Where's her birth certificate!!!

    • MichelesPantalones

      Anybody who has the cojones to ask her to her face for it will probably remember those being their last words as she kicks them clear down to Uruguay.

  • SexySmurf

    What does Satan think of all this? Someone needs to go to her house in Wasilla and ask.

    • V572 T-Blow

      Isn't Joe McGuiness still there?

      • MichelesPantalones

        No, Joe McGinniss left AK some time ago. His book should be out soon. I wonder if Snowbilly Grifter will announce before or after.

    • GhostBuggy

      Well, you do raise a very important point. We need very much to know how this affects Sarah Palin. I trust she will let us know via television soon.

      • Graham Cracker

        Or at least over Twitter.


    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      The bridge to nowhere is out, but Charon's ferry leaves at midnight.

      • flamingpdog

        Lindsay Graham?

    • With all the tea baggers coming, Satan needs to expand the size of his pad. Maybe he can use Mitt's contractor.

  • Beowoof

    Does Cheney make his office address public? I thought it was still secret and you would probably get shot in the fact when go there.

    • probably get shot in the fact

      Too good !!!

      • Beowoof

        I never said I could type, and you know I like better that way, after all Cheney was all about creating his own reality.

        • Sue4466

          It really works both ways.

          • Lascauxcaveman

            I get it, like a Freudian slip. Like that time I told my wife I'd totally like to bang meet Michelle Obama. Only considerably less awkward.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Cheney never met a fact he couldn't shoot.

    • GOPCrusher

      I guess I assumed it was common knowledge that he lived in a underground lair in a dormant volcanic island in the South Pacific.

    • DahBoner

      Dick's office in Hell is just one EMF pulse away….

  • nappyduggs

    Now THAT'S more like it! If she ever gets voted out of the House, Rep. Waters will always have a lucrative gig waiting for her at the DMV.

    • Negropolis

      Forget that; give her a reality show on VH1.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Yay Maxine! I would have thrown in a little bit of neck rollin' myself, but hey, nobody expects you to be perfect, girl.

    • Tommmcatt

      Right? And where's the windshield-wiper 3-snap?

      Points off for lack of style, but still I love her for that, yes I do…

  • HistoriCat

    Mother fuckin word. Here's a map Tea Party – we gassed up your car charged up the hoveround for you.

  • yyyaz

    And Kimberly-Clark futures shot through the roof in anticipation of the, uh, blowback to follow from apoplectic 'baggers being treated as they should have been starting in 2008.

  • proudgrampa

    I have loved Maxine since my old Young Democrat days. She is the bomb. You go, girl!

  • SayItWithWookies

    As unwitting, thoughtless tools of their own oppressors, the teabaggers are already in hell. I just wish they'd stop trying to drag everybody else there too.

    • Crank_Tango

      "l'enfer, c'est les Kochs."

      • flamingpdog

        Frog libel!

        • Crank_Tango

          Libel libel!

  • Radiotherapy┬«

    What are the baggers complaining about? I hear the Satan Sandwiches are to die for.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      It's the brand of mayo we use that makes all the difference.

      • Negropolis


  • baconzgood

    They are going straight to hell. How's everyone in America enjoying the ride thus far?

    • flamingpdog

      Needz moar handbasket.

  • freakishlywrong

    While at Satan's place they can have a Satan sandwich. After all, they invented those delicious treats!

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Hell with a bunch of teabaggers in it. That would ruin the place for me.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Separate rooms, please!

      And where's Cheney w/ my ice water?

  • DustBowlBlues

    I hope Polar Grifter doesn't see this. Faux news will give her thirty minutes to rant incoherently about the kind of people who would cheer this about Maxine person, whoever she is, and her audience as being the kind of people who would make fun of the special needs baby she explicably named after Roy Rogers' horse. Plus, she is queen of Teabagistan, so this is obviously directed straight at her and itinvolves religion. This one's a fast ball right to her wheelhouse.

    Sarah Palin starts answering the blood libel against her, her son, the teabaggers and god. But mostly her.

    • SheriffRoscoe

      Very well said, DustBowlBlues. Maxine should have just told the teabaggers to go and fuck themselves. That phrase has already been pre-approved by the sanctimonious republicans.

    • GOPCrusher

      First, Joe Biden calls them terrorists and now this? Oh yeah, this is the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy Against Bible Spice.

  • DaRooster

    In other words-
    "GO HOME!!"

  • ttommyunger

    BREAKING NEWS! Satan immediately filed an injunction against such an influx of dipshits and malcontents through his Legal Team at Dewey, Phuckem and Howe. A spokesman for the Dark Lord of the Netherworld added during a hastily called Press Conference: "Satan has enough trouble dealing with axe murderers and pedophiles without having a bunch of fat-ass malcontented morons mixed into the population." He added, "We can certainly understand how Ms. Waters would like to have them removed from her State, but we're sorry; that's her problem.

    • Sue4466


    • AJWjr.

      When Walnuts! gets there, perhaps they can complete the danged fence?

      • ttommyunger

        I guess if they do, it will really be the damned fence, fer sure!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You vastly underestimate Satan. It's a common mistake, but try not to make it again.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        I would think the Dark Lord would be ambivalent about this. On the one hand, the care and feeding of an army of idiot, whiny, hypocrite teabaggers. On the other hand, oh, the upgrade in levels of torture for everyone else in Hades…

      • ttommyunger

        My policy is to make the same mistake at least three times, just to make sure I've gotten it completely wrong.

    • flamingpdog

      Hope it not Not That Dewey. He seems like a nice guy.

      • ttommyunger

        It is not one of the Donald Duck nephews, I know that fer sure.

    • MichelesPantalones

      Yup, this is a three-toed, multi-tittied all-time-ttommy winner, dood.

      • ttommyunger

        Multi. My favorite flavor of tittie.

        • MichelesPantalones

          Dood, what a total slut.

          • ttommyunger

            Worse than that; a geezer slut!

          • MichelesPantalones

            Slutty geezers are the best: they've forgotten stuff that most everybody else hasn't even learned yet.

          • ttommyunger

            What stuff?

          • MichelesPantalones

            I don't know, dood, you're the geezer. But you can invite me over for a showing anytime.

          • ttommyunger

            Methinks you have the wrong equipment, dood, no offense. ;)

          • MichelesPantalones

            Wow! I R Teh Hartbroken. But I will plough bravely on, and call you friend, anyway.

          • ttommyunger

            Cool beans!

  • Buzz Feedback

    You tell 'em Aunt Esther!

    • Troubledog

      Swing that purse!

  • what, arizona doesn't count as hell anymore?

    • GOPCrusher

      Texas is quickly replacing it, what with all the urine drinking.

    • DashboardBuddha

      As hells go, Arizona is second rate.

  • Callyson

    I have never been more proud to live in Los Angeles–go Maxine!

    • MichelesPantalones

      I like that lady a LOT.

  • I bet she could kick Boehner's ass.
    Give him something to really cry about.

    • MichelesPantalones

      You know, back on the "Obama is weak" meme for a second, right before one of the various meetings, someone reported that Boehner was complaining to his colleagues in the house along the lines of "I didn't sign up to go mano-a-mano with the POTUS." It would appear the only people who believe the "Barry is weak" meme are progressives. OK, yes, the teabaggers. But they'll believe ANYthing.

      So, yeah, Maxine wouldn't have a problem puttin' the hurt on Cryin' John. She'd squeeze him till he leaks orange.

  • Not_So_Much

    I approve of this message.

    Somebody needs to go toe-to-toe with the Rascal Cavalry.

    • Negropolis

      We shall fight on the WalMarts, we shall fight on the Hoverounds, we shall fight in the cornfields and in the cul-de-sacs, we shall fight in the freeways; we shall never surrender!

  • EatsBabyDingos

    The Highway to Hello Kitty is paved with bad intentions. I am one of them.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    “go straight to hell”

    I dunno. The Baggers seem to be well on their way on the road there already. Heck, they're shopping for souvenirs at the Stuckey's on the corner of Hades Street and Brimstone Avenue even as we speak.

  • Sue4466

    Call me cynical, but how long before the rest of the Democratic party runs away in fright and distances themselves from her after Fox generates some faux outrage about her "tone" on behalf of the people who call the President a secret Muslin, Socialist, Fascist Hitlerwanabee who hates America?

    • HistoriCat

      Well it's the August recess so probably about 10 minutes longer than normal … so about now.

    • MichelesPantalones

      I'd love to call you cynical, but I'm much more likely to be calling you "correct." I know the Democratic Party.

  • ArmoredLibunatic

    Why should I be impressed with this? I've been shouting this since the 2008 election and nobody blogged about that!

  • not that Dewey

    You wanna play mind-crazed banjo
    On the druggy-drag ragtime U.S.A.?

  • prommie

    This just validates the teatard fuckbags. They already hate teh blecks, and will just claim that the room full of obvious welfare recipients (shiftless, lazy, can't swim or ice skate, you know) is just afraid the baggers will take away their gubmint gravy train. However, I am sure this will bait one or more of the Teatard usual suspects into an egregious racial gaffe; i.e, they will forget themself and say what I just said.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Memo to teabaggers: my office door is always open.

    • MichelesPantalones

      Jeezus!! We had a CEO who put one of those signs up once. There's another person I'd love to kick, just once. Bad memories, Biely.

  • Doktor Zoom

    This is typical of the hateful rhetoric of the left. Have these liberals no shame, no sense of decency?

    Now, have you seen this hilarious picture of the White House surrounded by watermelons?

    • MichelesPantalones

      Or this one of Obama with a bone through his nose?

  • BornInATrailer

    Well that certainly was uppity.

  • flamingpdog

    I'm thinking more along the line of Marcus Bachmann's office. There, they can "go straight" and "go to hell".

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      If they're in Marcus' office, they're already in hell. Going straight, on the other hand, is pretty unlikely.

  • She is the left's Paul LePage.

    I mean, I agree with what she said and all, but I rather wish somebody who was a bit less of a crook had said it.

    • MichelesPantalones

      What? Where did you hear that Maxine Waters was a crook?

  • Now, now…let's not get too harsh by sending Tea Baggers to those poor folks in hell.

  • Naturally she'll be accused of undermining civil discourse. Because this is completely different than:

    "You lie!" (Joe Willson)
    "Mr. President, when will you stop lying?" (Joe Walsh)
    "Obama… voting to cut off funding for our American troops on the battlefield" (Joe Lieberman.

    Only people named "Joe" are allowed to muddy the discourse.

  • DahBoner

    She was just being polite and helpful by giving them directions, because they looked lost…

  • lulzmonger

    Suddenly I felt a massive disturbance in the Force – a strange burst of energy, like millions of Confederate-Flag-Logo-adorned adult diapers suddenly filling all at once …

    • Negropolis


  • DahBoner

    Hally fuckin loo ya!

  • glamourdammerung

    I can not believe Waters' total lack of civility. She should have screamed it while waving a gun and then went on about "Second Amendment solutions" while making a point of using small enough words for the Retard-Americans to understand.

    • Negropolis

      WIN FTW

  • fuflans

    how refreshing.

  • MichelesPantalones

    Finally, someone has the big brass balls to tell those fuckwits what all of us have been thinking for two years!

  • Negropolis

    Much like a Geneva office, it may be techincally the headquarters of some company, but as far as I'm concerned Satan's working office is right here on earth. Hell is just where he goes to lay his head.

    But, really, is Maxine gonna' have to cut a bitch up in here?

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