YOU TELL 'EM  12:36 pm August 22, 2011

Maxine Waters: Tea Party Should Visit Satan at His Office (VIDEO)

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Here is a video of Rep. Maxine Waters telling the Tea Party to “go straight to hell” to thunderous applause, WHICH IS RACIST AGAINST THE TEA PARTY, on Twitter, racist liberal fist pumps all around, etc. [YouTube]

 

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nounverb911 August 22, 2011 at 12:38 pm

“go straight to hell”
Texas will welcome its new residents with open arms.

Beowoof August 22, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Sure someone has to fill the jobs at the local BBQ joint.

Mahousu August 22, 2011 at 12:59 pm

I don't know whether most of them have the requisite skill set.

Lascauxcaveman August 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm

And take part in the economic Texas Miracle*.

*Highest growth of low paying jerbs in the US. Winning the race to the bottom in a Texas-sized manner.

SorosBot August 22, 2011 at 2:54 pm

And the growth in jobs is just a growth in population; Texas' per capita employment rate has just kept pace with the rest of the country.

ttommyunger August 22, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Ummmm. Open Handcuffs, more like it. Did you notice most of them were near?

GOPCrusher August 22, 2011 at 1:51 pm

And wearing SEIU swag. Obviously near Communists.

ttommyunger August 23, 2011 at 12:20 am

The worst kind!

horsedreamer_1 August 22, 2011 at 2:12 pm

I didn't know the Clash had authority to remand offenders to Texas.

poncho_pilot August 22, 2011 at 5:55 pm

they should. and for the same reason no one ever pointed a telescope at the sun.

HelmutNewton August 22, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Hell should look familiar, since that's where the 'baggers were spawned.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Hell Libel!

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:06 pm

And you would know, Biely.

chicken_thief August 22, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Is Hell scooter accessible?

Mahousu August 22, 2011 at 1:02 pm

"The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose that way." (Matthew 7:13)

Looks like that's a yes.

widestanceshakedown August 22, 2011 at 1:23 pm

There's no requirement they may only be admitted intact, right?

SorosBot August 22, 2011 at 1:50 pm

And here I thought the tale of the highway to hell was in the Book of AC and DC, 6:66.

horsedreamer_1 August 22, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Libby Libel!!!

MLHencken August 22, 2011 at 3:04 pm

I see what you did there.

donner_froh August 22, 2011 at 12:44 pm

About time someone went after these assholes in a way everyone will understand.

NorthStarSpanx August 22, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Ironically, it's as cuddly and courteous as a bagger's stomp (not stump) speech. Yet you know the Left is going to get as wicked a backlash as possible from these people so aggrieved to be called, 'terrorists.'

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm

They better not be tryin' no shit with Maxine. She will put the hurt on those dumb muthas.

Negropolis August 22, 2011 at 10:46 pm

They already call folks on the left every slur in the book; might as well take it straight to them. Fuck 'em and what they think, every last one of them. We've already spent two years trying to Neville Chamberlain these fuckers. Time to mow down these idiots in our Welfare Queen Cadillacs, and then plead that we didn't see them.

SorosBot August 22, 2011 at 12:45 pm

And our media will be more angry about how uncivil this is than teabaggers carrying pictures of Obama dressed as a witch doctor, or Bachmann's call last year for a new HUAC.

MLHencken August 22, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Exactly.

Tea Party Xenophobia and Rage: Patriotism!

Democrats and Liberals making reasoned arguments: Socialism!

Crank_Tango August 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Hell libel!

Biel_ze_Bubba August 22, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Beat me. Damn it.

RedneckMuslin August 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm

I call shenanigans! A Democrat with balls? Not likely.

Beowoof August 22, 2011 at 12:53 pm

As a woman, I believe Maxine has bigger balls than Obama.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 22, 2011 at 1:20 pm

I'll take your word for it cause I ain't checking.

Lascauxcaveman August 22, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Maxine is like a blacker, angrier, and arguably more womanly version of Joe Biden.

Which is why we love her.

Geminisunmars August 22, 2011 at 6:43 pm

Take me to the Waters!

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:11 pm

Maxine has always had big brass balls. She doesn't make a big deal about it because, like our President, she knows that angry black people are VERY SCARY to the white power structure, and she would rather get results than ego points.

x111e7thst August 22, 2011 at 12:50 pm

That crowd must be made up of union thugs/Acorn pimps and hos.

johnnyzhivago August 22, 2011 at 12:50 pm

This is an outrage!! Where's her birth certificate!!!

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:12 pm

Anybody who has the cojones to ask her to her face for it will probably remember those being their last words as she kicks them clear down to Uruguay.

SexySmurf August 22, 2011 at 12:51 pm

What does Satan think of all this? Someone needs to go to her house in Wasilla and ask.

V572 T-Blow August 22, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Isn't Joe McGuiness still there?

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:13 pm

No, Joe McGinniss left AK some time ago. His book should be out soon. I wonder if Snowbilly Grifter will announce before or after.

GhostBuggy August 22, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Well, you do raise a very important point. We need very much to know how this affects Sarah Palin. I trust she will let us know via television soon.

Graham Cracker August 22, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Or at least over Twitter.

T

Biel_ze_Bubba August 22, 2011 at 2:32 pm

The bridge to nowhere is out, but Charon's ferry leaves at midnight.

flamingpdog August 22, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Lindsay Graham?

KenLayIsAlive August 22, 2011 at 8:44 pm

With all the tea baggers coming, Satan needs to expand the size of his pad. Maybe he can use Mitt's contractor.

Beowoof August 22, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Does Cheney make his office address public? I thought it was still secret and you would probably get shot in the fact when go there.

weejee August 22, 2011 at 1:12 pm

probably get shot in the fact

Too good !!!

Beowoof August 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm

I never said I could type, and you know I like better that way, after all Cheney was all about creating his own reality.

Sue4466 August 22, 2011 at 1:36 pm

It really works both ways.

Lascauxcaveman August 22, 2011 at 2:47 pm

I get it, like a Freudian slip. Like that time I told my wife I'd totally like to bang meet Michelle Obama. Only considerably less awkward.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 22, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Cheney never met a fact he couldn't shoot.

GOPCrusher August 22, 2011 at 2:57 pm

I guess I assumed it was common knowledge that he lived in a underground lair in a dormant volcanic island in the South Pacific.

DahBoner August 22, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Dick's office in Hell is just one EMF pulse away….

nappyduggs August 22, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Now THAT'S more like it! If she ever gets voted out of the House, Rep. Waters will always have a lucrative gig waiting for her at the DMV.

Negropolis August 22, 2011 at 10:51 pm

Forget that; give her a reality show on VH1.

SheriffRoscoe August 22, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Yay Maxine! I would have thrown in a little bit of neck rollin' myself, but hey, nobody expects you to be perfect, girl.

Tommmcatt August 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Right? And where's the windshield-wiper 3-snap?

Points off for lack of style, but still I love her for that, yes I do…

HistoriCat August 22, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Mother fuckin word. Here's a map Tea Party – we gassed up your car charged up the hoveround for you.

yyyaz August 22, 2011 at 12:55 pm

And Kimberly-Clark futures shot through the roof in anticipation of the, uh, blowback to follow from apoplectic 'baggers being treated as they should have been starting in 2008.

proudgrampa August 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm

I have loved Maxine since my old Young Democrat days. She is the bomb. You go, girl!

SayItWithWookies August 22, 2011 at 12:58 pm

As unwitting, thoughtless tools of their own oppressors, the teabaggers are already in hell. I just wish they'd stop trying to drag everybody else there too.

Crank_Tango August 22, 2011 at 1:18 pm

"l'enfer, c'est les Kochs."

flamingpdog August 22, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Frog libel!

Crank_Tango August 23, 2011 at 1:33 am

Libel libel!

Radiotherapy® August 22, 2011 at 12:59 pm

What are the baggers complaining about? I hear the Satan Sandwiches are to die for.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 22, 2011 at 2:19 pm

It's the brand of mayo we use that makes all the difference.

Negropolis August 22, 2011 at 10:53 pm

Santorum?

baconzgood August 22, 2011 at 12:59 pm

They are going straight to hell. How's everyone in America enjoying the ride thus far?

flamingpdog August 22, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Needz moar handbasket.

freakishlywrong August 22, 2011 at 1:01 pm

While at Satan's place they can have a Satan sandwich. After all, they invented those delicious treats!

SheriffRoscoe August 22, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Hell with a bunch of teabaggers in it. That would ruin the place for me.

Swampgas_Man August 22, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Separate rooms, please!

And where's Cheney w/ my ice water?

DustBowlBlues August 22, 2011 at 1:12 pm

I hope Polar Grifter doesn't see this. Faux news will give her thirty minutes to rant incoherently about the kind of people who would cheer this about Maxine person, whoever she is, and her audience as being the kind of people who would make fun of the special needs baby she explicably named after Roy Rogers' horse. Plus, she is queen of Teabagistan, so this is obviously directed straight at her and itinvolves religion. This one's a fast ball right to her wheelhouse.

Sarah Palin starts answering the blood libel against her, her son, the teabaggers and god. But mostly her.

SheriffRoscoe August 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Very well said, DustBowlBlues. Maxine should have just told the teabaggers to go and fuck themselves. That phrase has already been pre-approved by the sanctimonious republicans.

GOPCrusher August 22, 2011 at 1:54 pm

First, Joe Biden calls them terrorists and now this? Oh yeah, this is the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy Against Bible Spice.

DaRooster August 22, 2011 at 1:13 pm

In other words-
"GO HOME!!"

ttommyunger August 22, 2011 at 1:17 pm

BREAKING NEWS! Satan immediately filed an injunction against such an influx of dipshits and malcontents through his Legal Team at Dewey, Phuckem and Howe. A spokesman for the Dark Lord of the Netherworld added during a hastily called Press Conference: "Satan has enough trouble dealing with axe murderers and pedophiles without having a bunch of fat-ass malcontented morons mixed into the population." He added, "We can certainly understand how Ms. Waters would like to have them removed from her State, but we're sorry; that's her problem.

Sue4466 August 22, 2011 at 1:37 pm

FTW.

AJWjr. August 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm

When Walnuts! gets there, perhaps they can complete the danged fence?

ttommyunger August 23, 2011 at 12:20 am

I guess if they do, it will really be the damned fence, fer sure!

Biel_ze_Bubba August 22, 2011 at 2:27 pm

You vastly underestimate Satan. It's a common mistake, but try not to make it again.

Lascauxcaveman August 22, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I would think the Dark Lord would be ambivalent about this. On the one hand, the care and feeding of an army of idiot, whiny, hypocrite teabaggers. On the other hand, oh, the upgrade in levels of torture for everyone else in Hades…

ttommyunger August 23, 2011 at 12:22 am

My policy is to make the same mistake at least three times, just to make sure I've gotten it completely wrong.

flamingpdog August 22, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Hope it not Not That Dewey. He seems like a nice guy.

ttommyunger August 23, 2011 at 12:24 am

It is not one of the Donald Duck nephews, I know that fer sure.

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Yup, this is a three-toed, multi-tittied all-time-ttommy winner, dood.

ttommyunger August 23, 2011 at 12:25 am

Multi. My favorite flavor of tittie.

MichelesPantalones August 23, 2011 at 1:14 am

Dood, what a total slut.

ttommyunger August 23, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Worse than that; a geezer slut!

Buzz Feedback August 22, 2011 at 1:18 pm

You tell 'em Aunt Esther!

Troubledog August 23, 2011 at 12:47 am

Swing that purse!

inapewetrust August 22, 2011 at 1:18 pm

what, arizona doesn't count as hell anymore?

GOPCrusher August 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm

Texas is quickly replacing it, what with all the urine drinking.

DashboardBuddha August 22, 2011 at 10:39 pm

As hells go, Arizona is second rate.

Callyson August 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

I have never been more proud to live in Los Angeles–go Maxine!

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:19 pm

I like that lady a LOT.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

I bet she could kick Boehner's ass.
Give him something to really cry about.

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm

You know, back on the "Obama is weak" meme for a second, right before one of the various meetings, someone reported that Boehner was complaining to his colleagues in the house along the lines of "I didn't sign up to go mano-a-mano with the POTUS." It would appear the only people who believe the "Barry is weak" meme are progressives. OK, yes, the teabaggers. But they'll believe ANYthing.

So, yeah, Maxine wouldn't have a problem puttin' the hurt on Cryin' John. She'd squeeze him till he leaks orange.

Not_So_Much August 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm

I approve of this message.

Somebody needs to go toe-to-toe with the Rascal Cavalry.

Negropolis August 22, 2011 at 10:59 pm

We shall fight on the WalMarts, we shall fight on the Hoverounds, we shall fight in the cornfields and in the cul-de-sacs, we shall fight in the freeways; we shall never surrender!

EatsBabyDingos August 22, 2011 at 1:29 pm

The Highway to Hello Kitty is paved with bad intentions. I am one of them.

randcoolcatdaddy August 22, 2011 at 1:36 pm

“go straight to hell”

I dunno. The Baggers seem to be well on their way on the road there already. Heck, they're shopping for souvenirs at the Stuckey's on the corner of Hades Street and Brimstone Avenue even as we speak.

Sue4466 August 22, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Call me cynical, but how long before the rest of the Democratic party runs away in fright and distances themselves from her after Fox generates some faux outrage about her "tone" on behalf of the people who call the President a secret Muslin, Socialist, Fascist Hitlerwanabee who hates America?

HistoriCat August 22, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Well it's the August recess so probably about 10 minutes longer than normal … so about now.

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:23 pm

I'd love to call you cynical, but I'm much more likely to be calling you "correct." I know the Democratic Party.

ArmoredLibunatic August 22, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Why should I be impressed with this? I've been shouting this since the 2008 election and nobody blogged about that!

not that Dewey August 22, 2011 at 2:05 pm

You wanna play mind-crazed banjo
On the druggy-drag ragtime U.S.A.?

prommie August 22, 2011 at 2:12 pm

This just validates the teatard fuckbags. They already hate teh blecks, and will just claim that the room full of obvious welfare recipients (shiftless, lazy, can't swim or ice skate, you know) is just afraid the baggers will take away their gubmint gravy train. However, I am sure this will bait one or more of the Teatard usual suspects into an egregious racial gaffe; i.e, they will forget themself and say what I just said.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 22, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Memo to teabaggers: my office door is always open.

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:24 pm

Jeezus!! We had a CEO who put one of those signs up once. There's another person I'd love to kick, just once. Bad memories, Biely.

Doktor Zoom August 22, 2011 at 2:23 pm

This is typical of the hateful rhetoric of the left. Have these liberals no shame, no sense of decency?

Now, have you seen this hilarious picture of the White House surrounded by watermelons?

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Or this one of Obama with a bone through his nose?

BornInATrailer August 22, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Well that certainly was uppity.

flamingpdog August 22, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I'm thinking more along the line of Marcus Bachmann's office. There, they can "go straight" and "go to hell".

Biel_ze_Bubba August 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm

If they're in Marcus' office, they're already in hell. Going straight, on the other hand, is pretty unlikely.

gurukalehuru August 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm

She is the left's Paul LePage.

I mean, I agree with what she said and all, but I rather wish somebody who was a bit less of a crook had said it.

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm

What? Where did you hear that Maxine Waters was a crook?

simplyblue7 August 22, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Now, now…let's not get too harsh by sending Tea Baggers to those poor folks in hell.

JustPixelz August 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Naturally she'll be accused of undermining civil discourse. Because this is completely different than:

"You lie!" (Joe Willson)
"Mr. President, when will you stop lying?" (Joe Walsh)
"Obama… voting to cut off funding for our American troops on the battlefield" (Joe Lieberman.

Only people named "Joe" are allowed to muddy the discourse.

DahBoner August 22, 2011 at 3:45 pm

She was just being polite and helpful by giving them directions, because they looked lost…

lulzmonger August 22, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Suddenly I felt a massive disturbance in the Force – a strange burst of energy, like millions of Confederate-Flag-Logo-adorned adult diapers suddenly filling all at once …

Negropolis August 22, 2011 at 11:04 pm

WIN

DahBoner August 22, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Hally fuckin loo ya!

glamourdammerung August 22, 2011 at 6:17 pm

I can not believe Waters' total lack of civility. She should have screamed it while waving a gun and then went on about "Second Amendment solutions" while making a point of using small enough words for the Retard-Americans to understand.

Negropolis August 22, 2011 at 11:05 pm

WIN FTW

fuflans August 22, 2011 at 6:36 pm

how refreshing.

MichelesPantalones August 22, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Finally, someone has the big brass balls to tell those fuckwits what all of us have been thinking for two years!

Negropolis August 22, 2011 at 10:44 pm

Much like a Geneva office, it may be techincally the headquarters of some company, but as far as I'm concerned Satan's working office is right here on earth. Hell is just where he goes to lay his head.

But, really, is Maxine gonna' have to cut a bitch up in here?

DashboardBuddha August 22, 2011 at 10:38 pm
MichelesPantalones August 23, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Slutty geezers are the best: they've forgotten stuff that most everybody else hasn't even learned yet.

ttommyunger August 23, 2011 at 1:42 pm

What stuff?

MichelesPantalones August 23, 2011 at 2:07 pm

I don't know, dood, you're the geezer. But you can invite me over for a showing anytime.

ttommyunger August 23, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Methinks you have the wrong equipment, dood, no offense. ;)

MichelesPantalones August 24, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Wow! I R Teh Hartbroken. But I will plough bravely on, and call you friend, anyway.

ttommyunger August 24, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Cool beans!

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