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probably hiding in saddam's old caveAging lesbian power couple John McCain and Lindsey Graham are excited to hear about what appears to be the final collapse of the Qaddafi regime in Libya, although Sartorial Satan is still in hiding and Tripoli is not yet under full rebel control. Team McHamBiscuits nonetheless have an important nonsense neoconservative reflection on the whole saga: “we regret that this success was so long in coming due to the failure of the United States to employ the full weight of our airpower.” So sorry! to Libya, that the U.S. was not more involved in your conflict. U.S. military intervention in foreign conflicts is historically a top choice for fast conflict resolution, so really just a huge apology if Libya feels it missed out on that. Can John McCain still get some of Libya’s money, though?

Here is John McCain on Twitter in July, explaining why MOAR WAR in Libya is actually free. Libyans will totally pay to have bombs dropped on them, neat!

Oh well, no Libyan monies for U.S. bombz. The U.S. will just bill Afghanistan a higher rate to keep margins strong. [Senator John McCain]

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