Mitt Romney's $12 Million Mansion 'Inadequate,' Needs Bigger One

 
 Space cult robot with stiff gears Mr. Mitt Romney and his family are crammed inside his $12 million hovel in San Diego like the toes bursting out of a ragged pair of hobo socks, so Mittens will be forced to quadruplethe shit out of his waterfront mansion in La Jolla just as soon as he can get the permits. Disgustingly enormous luxury homes are people, too! Having only 3,009 square feet is like a mugging on Christmas, which Mittens says is an "inadequate" situation for America and for Mitt Romney's needs. An 11,062-square-foot mansion sounds more like basic human dignity. Let's see a picture of his current tiny hobo shack, after the jump!

Here is the Google Earth view of Mittens' current crib:

From Politico:  

"Construction will not begin until the permits have been obtained and the campaign is finished," the [Romney campaign] official said.

The reason for the expansion, according to the official, is family: "They want to enlarge their two bedroom home because with five married sons and 16 grandchildren it is inadequate for their needs."

All of Mitt Romney's adult children are still living in his basement? That still sounds pretty American at least.[ San Diego Union-Tribune / POLITICO ]