GROVEL HARDER  3:22 pm August 19, 2011

Joe Biden Smooths China Relations With Joke About How They Own U.S.

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

he worked on these jokes the whole plane ride over!The White House sent official court jester Joe Biden for a visit with U.S. corporate parent company China to do a little self-deprecating diplomacy dance routine for China’s annoyed rulers to convince them the wayward middle management in Congress won’t sink their investments. Richard Nixon used to just be able to mail a few ping-pong players to Beijing and get a nice “we’re cool now” note from the head office, which actually still sounds like a better idea than mailing Joe Biden to Beijing, but here we are. Now, in 2011: ”You ARE national affairs,” Biden quipped to Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping. What other hilarious jokes does Joe Biden have for China? 

From Reuters:

After on a stroll up the red carpet, Biden found a familiar face during introductions to the Chinese delegation.

“Remember what I told you last time: if I had hair like yours I’d be president,” the 68-year-old VP with a well-groomed but receding silver hairline said.

BA-DA BING! We feel so sorry for the translators who had to work these events. And then:

“I used to have an important job when I was chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee,” Biden told Wu. “I had a big office, large staff. Then I became vice president.”

Members of the press pool speculated that joke, at least, may have been lost in translation.

Our favorite:

Biden apologized to members of the Chinese delegation who had to listen to him speak “again and again and again.”

Dude, China, even we cannot get Joe Biden to apologize for that. We can pretty much guess who is the new favorite. [Reuters]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 143 comments }

OC_Surf_Serf August 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Ping Pong to Hair Plugs…

Barb August 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm

You have to wonder why the Obama 2012 bumper sticker for his campaign makes no mention of Biden.

SorosBot August 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Maybe he should have brought along a laugh track so the Chinese officials would know when he was joking.

SexySmurf August 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm

"Me Joe Biden, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your Coke."

Tommmcatt August 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Members of the press pool speculated that joke, at least, may have been lost in translation.

Joe should be informed that most of his jokes don't translate all that well into English, either.

ManchuCandidate August 19, 2011 at 3:29 pm

On the scale of VP gaffes that's small. It's not like he shot someone in the face or pushed the country into a pointless unnecessary war because he's a chickenshit/hawk warmonger that had five deferments and had a major conflict of interest or anything.

Barb August 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm

True, at least Biden can travel other countries freely without fear of being arrested for war crimes.

SorosBot August 19, 2011 at 3:34 pm

And I don't think China arrests people for crimes against comedy.

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 6:54 pm

I wouldn't be surprised. They seem to arrest people for damned near everything else.

slithytoves August 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm

It's not like he threw up in someone's lap… so he's even ahead of presidential behavior. Low standards, I know.

genxr August 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Now there's a VP who knew how to tell a joke!

flamingpdog August 19, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Now there's a VP who knew how to be a joke.

/corrected.

BlueStateLibel August 19, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Reminds me of the Onion story where the entire nation is horrified because Joe Biden makes a major gaffe by sneezing in a meeting.

BTWBFDIMHO August 19, 2011 at 4:07 pm

True, but you reminded me of this bumper sticker I saw here in TX (where else?):
I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney, Than Go Riding With Ted Kennedy.

OneDollarJuana August 19, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Apparently, drinking with either was dangerous.

ProudLibunatic August 19, 2011 at 4:33 pm

…and my hatred of Texas keeps growing.

HarryButtle August 19, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Extraneous comma usage…yup, it's an authentic moran bumper sticker.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Or, unlike our esteemed Dear Leader of previous erection, tried to drag Hu Jintao offstage by his sleeve (the look Hu bestowed upon Shrubya was priceless); publicly assaulted Angela Merkel at a meeting; caroled out an ally's name with a mouthful of bread; addressed a member of one ethnic group in the language of another, distinct ethnic group; or any of the other daily blunders we enjoyed under that regime.

jus_wonderin August 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Whew. I half expected us to be at war with China by the end of this week.

genxr August 19, 2011 at 3:41 pm

We're fighting a proxy war on the basketball court, apparently.

jus_wonderin August 19, 2011 at 3:53 pm

I heard about that. Wild!!

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 6:57 pm

I really hate that the media put the primary blame where it belongs. The only American reporter there, though, wasn't afraid to call it. I can't but help to think if the team had a lot of white players we'd have seen people screaming about how vicious the Chinese were to their All-American boys.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:09 pm

That was Lynn Cheney's enduring dream. Luckily, Dick's double-fisted grasp on power slipped before that happened.

zhubajie August 21, 2011 at 7:20 pm

You can be sure that they are all used to white-haired senile old men who think they are important, funny, something.

Mumbletypeg August 19, 2011 at 3:32 pm

From reuters:

By noon the next day tens of thousands had weighed in on the lunch, many admiring the careful choreography to show how wisely Americans spend their money

And then the Vice President broke into a soft-shoe, snapping his fingers like Sinatra while crooning, "the won ton's connected to the [*snap*] Canton…"

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 6:58 pm

I was thinking something a bit more low-brow, like You Got Served. This is Biden we're talking about.

genxr August 19, 2011 at 7:59 pm

Next time you want diplomatic choreography, take Mel Brooks.

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 9:28 pm

And, if you want a Sino/American diplomatic row, you can call Don Rickles.

fuflans August 19, 2011 at 3:33 pm

i hope he doesn't make a train joke.

fantum August 19, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Walking Eagle

Barack Obama gave a lecture to the American Indian Nation in upstate New York.

He spoke for almost an hour, he was most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle." Obama proudly departed in his motorcade to the next fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the name "Walking Eagle."

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.

More… http://usataxpayer.org/view.asp?Get=obamajokes.as

jus_wonderin August 19, 2011 at 3:37 pm

How many screws do you have loose?

Nostrildamus August 19, 2011 at 3:51 pm

All of 'em, Katie!

Barb August 19, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Wow, you cut, copy and paste jokes? Here's one for you:
Knock, knock
who's there?
Go fuck off, troll!

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:12 pm

I like this joke. Where do you make the ha-ha?

SexySmurf August 19, 2011 at 3:38 pm

That joke is older than John McCain.

genxr August 19, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Times like these, I wish conservatives did actually have a sense of humor.

OneDollarJuana August 19, 2011 at 4:37 pm

But they don't, because a good sense of humor relies on intelligence, irony, self-deprecation (which relies on recognizing and admitting one's faults), and awareness of reality. And a good sense of humor isn't cruel.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:12 pm

Or stupid. Or pointless.

Tommmcatt August 19, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Wow, idiot, never heard of Snopes?
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/eagle.asp

Here's a hint: If a joke has been around for 50 years, probably isn't a real knee-slapper anymore.

thanks for showing us the best the right-wing has to offer, though.

BaldarTFlagass August 19, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Short-bus humor is such a personal thing.

mavenmaven August 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm

That's conservatism for you. If a stupid idea was good enough for grandpa, its good enough for 'Merka.

BaldarTFlagass August 19, 2011 at 3:43 pm

"I just spit coffee all over my keyboard and monitor."

OneDollarJuana August 19, 2011 at 4:37 pm

ROFLMAO

BornInATrailer August 19, 2011 at 3:43 pm

You appear to be a few sticks short of a stick.

Limeylizzie August 19, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Oh good grief, you are the least funny troll we've had around this parts in a coon's age. I have no idea why I am talking like Andy Devine.

jus_wonderin August 19, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Because you are the master thesbian LL. You can pull it off!

Gunner Asch August 19, 2011 at 6:45 pm

Agis: Let me remind you of reality, Meg. You’re a filthy tramp that I fished out of the gutter because you look like Xena and Diana. You’re useful to me only if you’re a convincing thespian.
Meg: You never said nothing about no kinky stuff. Besides, I pulled it off so far today.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:13 pm

She can pull it off me any old time! Whoops, was that another old, dead joke?

natoslug August 19, 2011 at 3:50 pm

W

AJWjr. August 19, 2011 at 7:09 pm

lol

natoslug August 19, 2011 at 10:32 pm

The annoying fucker either got banned or went away before posting enough for me to give him the remaining 'AT' to go with the T and W.

SorosBot August 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Olivia Kendall (Raven-Symoné), is Denise Huxtable's precocious stepdaughter, who is three years old when she first appears in the series. Olivia is the only child of Martin and Paula Kendall. After a few years of marriage, her parents divorced, and her mother, Paula, gave Martin full custody, as she felt overwhelmed by marriage and motherhood. Olivia was then raised by her grandparents and father.

Nostrildamus August 19, 2011 at 3:55 pm

The Hive Asshole again heads its ugly rear.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 19, 2011 at 4:02 pm

You have mastered Ctrl[v]! Very good! My cat learned that years ago and he can clean his own butt.

elviouslyqueer August 19, 2011 at 4:10 pm

In my house, we call that "multitasking."

SorosBot August 19, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Looks like we've lost Mr. Cut-n-paste:
http://tv.breitbart.com/coulter-slams-media-for-n

They just blocked me out, I must have disturbed their little hen party :)

Tommmcatt August 19, 2011 at 4:11 pm

I smell a blogwar…

MissTaken August 19, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Wow, you went to BreitBart? I'm so, so, sorry. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to ease the pain.

SorosBot August 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Just to fantum's comments history. That's also one of the quickest troll-bannings I've ever seen; probably because it was just off-topic copy and pasted nonsense, and he didn't even respond to our thwackings of his nonsense.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Sounds like he just ran away and made up the story.

MissTaken August 19, 2011 at 4:12 pm

CHEEZ WHIZ

Cheez Whiz is a thick processed cheese sauce or spread sold by Kraft Foods. It was developed by a team led by food scientist Edwin Traisman (1915–2007) and was first marketed in 1953.[1]

The bright orange, viscous paste usually comes in a glass jar and is used as a topping for celery, cheesesteaks, corn chips, hot dogs and other foods. It is marketed in Canada, México, United Kingdom, the Philippines, the United States and Venezuela.

Cheez Whiz is one of a number of "processed cheese foods", a category including some types of individually-wrapped cheese slices. These products contain regular cheese that has been reprocessed along with additional ingredients such as emulsifiers and stabilizing agents, such as xanthan gum or carrageenan. These products derive their tanginess and flavor from additional ingredients such as citric acid and flavoring compounds. Annatto is used for coloring.

In some markets, the product has been sold in a narrow jar that tapered towards the base when sold as a spread. When Cheez Whiz is advertised as a dip or a sauce, the jars are larger and more of a squat cylindrical shape.

Products include:

Cheez Whiz
Cheez Whiz Light
Cheez Whiz Tex Mex
Salsa Con Queso
Cheez Whiz Italia

Cheez Whiz can also be found in "Handi Snacks" products such as Ritz Cheez Whiz 'n' Crackers in Canada.

Cheez Whiz was reformulated in the early 21st Century. The new formula is used for Cheez Whiz Light (15.5 oz) as well as the Original Big Cheese (15 oz). The products' jars were also widened to allow dipping.

MozakiBlocks August 19, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Did you know that Mike Nesmith's (The Monkees) mother invented Liquid Paper?

I mean if you're going to sniff it all day long, you may want to know it's background.

Just sayin'

GunToting[Redacted] August 19, 2011 at 5:32 pm

A+++++ Would troll again.

GOPCrusher August 19, 2011 at 5:39 pm

What? When are we going to see the old Yahoo favorite, "I jacked off into a liberal's salad".
That one always cracked me up.

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 6:59 pm

This got six up-fists. Anyone here want to apologize for premature up-fisting? I assure that you will be forgiven.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:11 pm

That joke's so old, I first heard it when Reagan took office. Sheesh, that's what, 31 years ago.

MonsterAGoGo August 19, 2011 at 7:17 pm

The moon is an egg. Inside is a monster. He owns a detective agency. A flower told me so.

widestanceshakedown August 19, 2011 at 3:34 pm

He slayed them with classics like

"Have you ever seen a dollar walking OUT of a Chinese restaurant?"
"We borrow a trillion and a half hour later, we're broke again."
"Sorry, Barack would not let me bring Bo along."

ManchuCandidate August 19, 2011 at 3:37 pm

"We borrow a trillion and a half hour later, we're broke again."

It would be hilarious if it weren't true.

widestanceshakedown August 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm

"Lemme tell ya about OUR blood, bamboo kids,
it ain't CocaCola, it's rice"

I'm going straight to hell, boy.

SexySmurf August 19, 2011 at 3:35 pm

At least he's not demanding they apologize for Pearl Harbor.

GOPCrusher August 19, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Or praising out allies, the North Koreans.

Fare la Volpe August 19, 2011 at 3:36 pm

At least it wasn't the debacle that was his donkey show for the Mexican president.

fuflans August 19, 2011 at 3:37 pm

it's funny when you think of biden being a joke for the democrats and then you think of the republican field for president and then it's really not funny at all anymore.

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 7:04 pm

It's funny that Joe Biden would still be less gaffe-prone than any of the Republican presidential candidates.

I have new-found respect for the guy's debate performance with Sarah Palin. He had to be thinking the entire time "I can't believe I have to be on the same stage as her." lol

BaldarTFlagass August 19, 2011 at 3:38 pm

I think Joe must have served as inspiration for Bruno Kirby's character in Good Morning Vietnam.

randcoolcatdaddy August 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Okay … now imagine Vice President Bachmann going on a trip to China …

Okay … scratch that … don't try to think about that before you have a good stiff drink….

GunToting[Redacted] August 19, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Isn't China on her bus tour?

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:20 pm

I sure fucking hope so. I can't wait to hear her deliver the "glug, glug, glug."

Limeylizzie August 19, 2011 at 3:42 pm

OK, now stop it, I abso-fucking-lutely love Joey Biden.

BTWBFDIMHO August 19, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Moi aussi.

mog253 August 19, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Some of us in DE sure miss him.

Limeylizzie August 19, 2011 at 4:27 pm

He's the best, just a good man. I think Hopey is also a really good man, he is just being pulled every which way and I think it's having an effect on him, I hope his vacation really helps him get his shit together and he comes out swinging in September.

mog253 August 19, 2011 at 4:29 pm

From your lips to God's ears. This whole thing makes me want to start sucking my thumb, again.

MozakiBlocks August 19, 2011 at 4:28 pm

My father, who hated ALL politicans, loved him specfically because he says the stuff that the rest of us only think.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Joe is the Voice of the Id.

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 7:06 pm

This is an endearing post about the guy, not some attack on him. Joe serves us well for what he is.

Limeylizzie August 19, 2011 at 7:30 pm

I know, I just love the man, he is such a salt of the earth guy .

nappyduggs August 19, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Surely it has been said before, but it bears repeating: If Our Lady of the Busted Vagina were the veep, this type of thing would not be anywhere near as charming.

jus_wonderin August 19, 2011 at 4:11 pm

She'd be screechy lecturing them, doncha know.

elviouslyqueer August 19, 2011 at 3:44 pm

I had a big office, large staff.

Oh Joe, such the size queen.

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi August 19, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton are the best they could find to work for us.

GOPCrusher August 19, 2011 at 5:44 pm

I guess the other choice of Palin and John Bolton would have been better?

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 7:09 pm

You're still here?

Ron Paul blows mule NUTS. Ron Paul is a busted Barry Goldwater. Ron Paul has horrible children. Ron Paul isn't going to be, nor deserves to be, president.

Now, why don't you eagerly await the coming of the blimp, which is coming from the dark side of the moon to take you away.

facehead August 19, 2011 at 3:44 pm

"Hey Yo! I'm meeting so many Wangs here I feel like a Hong Kong prostitute! Zing! Woah, mama-san, you looking good tonight, I'm having a rebellion in my boxers! After this wine and government cheese, somebody take me to the Peking Zoo, I gotta see that great fucking duck I'm always hearing about!"

Mumbletypeg August 19, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Today, we are all Tiananmen squares.

MLHencken August 19, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Is that the name of a new game show?

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 7:12 pm

Uyghur, please! Speak for yourself.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Do you remember when the United States was powerful enough to just throw up on the Chinese, or to toast them after they had slaughtered their own citizens? Now we are reduced to this.

Allmighty_Manos August 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm

At least he didn't ask about any ancient Chinese secrets

flamingpdog August 19, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Ah, so 70's.

genxr August 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm

This is not a big fucking deal.

baconzgood August 19, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Shut the fuck up JOE! Let's get some of those Georgetown kids to show those chinks how we roll!!!!! S'up? S'UP!!!!? WE GOTTA PROBLEM? OH SHIT KNEEGROW….WE GOT A PROBLEM NOW MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

elviouslyqueer August 19, 2011 at 3:46 pm
mog253 August 19, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Arggghhh, will she never go away????

flamingpdog August 19, 2011 at 4:20 pm

How dare he ask her questions about things she "wrote" in her book? Makes you wonder is she's even read her book.

GOPCrusher August 19, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Does she honestly believe that she will be seen as the victim here?
Never mind. Dumb question.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 7:28 pm

Unless Slate's been infiltrated by libunatics, the commenters there are giving her a serious ass-kicking, so, no, I don't think her victim schtick will fly this time.

metamarcisf August 19, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Why isn't Biden being blamed for the basket-brawl that erupted between the Hoyas and the Chinese Military Death Squad team?

elviouslyqueer August 19, 2011 at 3:52 pm

According to Whirled Nuts Douching, he is.

ifthethunderdontgetya August 19, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Come back, Chet!

Wonkette is making fun of a white guy, for once!
~

Chillwaver August 19, 2011 at 3:50 pm

God, call me crazy but I love this clown. I can almost picture him cruising through the Great Wall.on his '87 Firebird.

prommie August 19, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Trans Am, of course. I love him, too.

Chillwaver August 19, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Of course…glad to know I can't tell the difference between a turd and a polished turd.

prommie August 19, 2011 at 4:49 pm

The Trans Am has the big bird on the hood. Tres tacky.

GOPCrusher August 19, 2011 at 5:48 pm

Joe seems like more of a 77 T/A kind of guy. Maybe the Bandit Special Edition.

hollywooddood August 19, 2011 at 3:56 pm

The jokes are hilarious! It's the delivery that needs work.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 19, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Tacky. But not as tacky as a love you long time or laundry joke. Joe was holding back.

prommie August 19, 2011 at 4:19 pm

I just cannot stand ordering miso soup; the urge to ask for some "miso horny" soup is absolutely overwhelming.

BlueStateLibel August 19, 2011 at 4:02 pm

I like the way the Chinese always wildly translate English into whatever they want, so we might wind up with: “Remember what I told you last time: if I had hair like yours I’d be president." = "Recall when I was dictator, your hair would be like mine, silver but sparse."

CapeClod August 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm

I read an article about how the Chinese translate titles of American movies. "Kindergarten Cop" became "Devil King of Children." For "The Shawshank Redemption" they simply threw up their hands and called it "Excitement!: 1995."

x111e7thst August 19, 2011 at 4:06 pm

So exciting this Biden. No wonder there were fisticuffs between officials and reporters at his speech. It's just surprising that panties were not thrown as well.

inapewetrust August 19, 2011 at 4:10 pm

i hope he did the one about the "christmas trees", aka boobies. that's gotta be one of biden's favorite jokes.

Callyson August 19, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Whoever is under that table is pretty flexible…

prommie August 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Joe Biden and the Georgetown basketball team, whats going on here? These are acts of aggression; congress didn't authorize a war.

GOPCrusher August 19, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Anyone know the whereabouts of Ron Artest?

poncho_pilot August 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm

"man! i just flew in from America and boy are my arms tired! but don't let me catch one of you hiding in my briefcase. i'm not talking about those kinds of arms!

on a long flight like that you're always Wonton to Taiwan on, if you know what i mean.

i mean, i wanted a drink.

tough crowd.

but seriously folks, it was a long flight. you might say it was torture! but you guys would know more about that than me!

umm…

now the previous administration? they really were into that torture thing. we thought about changing Dick Cheney's name to Dick Chinese. but good luck if you expect all of the classified documents on that to ever get released. talk about the Great Wall!"

Callyson August 19, 2011 at 4:19 pm

The Chinese may have been hoping to get a bitchin' Camaro. Or at least get a ride in Joe's bitchin' Camaro…

prommie August 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Someone drove the bitchin' camaro to the bahamas.

jus_wonderin August 19, 2011 at 4:31 pm

She's not playing the victim, is she? She'll have to pay royalties to Sarah.

MLHencken August 19, 2011 at 4:38 pm

"Whose ass do I have to kiss to get some chow mein and a couple of egg rolls around here? And get me some fuckin' egg rolls. The Vice President is HON-GRAY! "

mavenmaven August 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm

If he didn't throw up on anyone he's still ahead of certain presidents. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOnDatqENo

MrFizzy August 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm

He should throw a chair at China – that would show 'em.

gurukalehuru August 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Flee Tibet!

starfanglednut August 19, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Very good….

Nopantsmcgee August 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm

In China, joke laugh at you!

Poindexter718 August 19, 2011 at 4:56 pm

I personally thought Biden killed.

BarackMyWorld August 19, 2011 at 4:59 pm

I'm sorry, but what percentage of the 1/4 of the national debt owned by foreigners do Chinese investors have again?

We joke around, but there are legitimate ignoramuses that genuinely think Obama gets a loan from the Chinese government to finance the budget deficit every year.

zhubajie August 19, 2011 at 6:57 pm

About 8%.

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Be cool. China owning us has been a meme long before Obama was president.

AJWjr. August 19, 2011 at 8:39 pm

Anderson Cooper peed his pants tittering so hard about the VP being our Number Two. Because poop is always funny.

ttommyunger August 20, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Joe's dear Mother spent way too much time watching Phil Silvers when she was carrying little Joe. Google it, youngsters.

BZ1 August 21, 2011 at 10:56 am

the bankers can't afford to let their best customer go…

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