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he'll take your donations now, plz.Arizona teabagger king Sheriff Joe Arpaio is a vindictive racist gopher accused of misspending $99 million in public funds in the free time he does not spend playing William Tell with the illegal immigrants he captures and stores in what he affectionately calls his desert “concentration camps,” all of which might leave an average hater stretched pretty thin. But according to some breaking birther news spamming our inbox, Arpaio has been “forced” to use his (TAXPAYER-FUNDED) office to open an investigation into Barack Obama’s birth certificate, which is “within his jurisdiction” because he is also being sued by the Obama Justice Department. 

WorldNetDaily has all the exciting nonsense details:

At the request of tea party leaders in Arizona, famed Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has promised to investigate the validity of Barack Obama’s purported long-form birth certificate in a determination of the president’s eligibility for the county’s 2012 election ballot.

Tea party leaders in Surprise, Ariz., met with Arpaio and WND senior reporter Jerome Corsi Thursday morning to express concern that a fake birth certificate would be used to document the president’s eligibility to run in Maricopa County, where Arpaio is the chief law enforcement officer.

Arpaio told the tea party leaders the complaint is within his jurisdiction, and he will be forced to investigate. He said he expects political pressure, but he pointed out that as the chief law enforcement officer of Maricopa County, he’s taken an oath to respond to citizens who approach him about enforcing the law.

Blah blah, Joe Arpaio may have also used some of the misspent public funds to launch fruitless investigations against his political enemies in the state for ordering him to quit torturing all of the brown people he could lay his hands on. You want to stop Joe Arpaio’s criminally insane taxpayer-funded torture fetish fiesta, do you? He will ENFORCE THE LAW ON YOUR ASS. [WorldNetDaily]

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