LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN  7:29 pm August 18, 2011

Fox Nation Seems To Be Implying Obama Has Been President Since 2000

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

god, did obama do the 2008 housing market collapse, too?Jesus, does anything ever go right in this turd country anymore? Poverty lines the streets of America knee-deep with roasted turd chips everywhere you turn. Totally, totally, *head shake*, Fox Nation is with y’all there. They just read this terrible study they will post about, because the study says it found that “child poverty increased in 38 states from 2000 to 2009. As a result, 14.7 million children, 20%, were poor in 2009. That represents a 2.5 million increase from 2000, when 17% of the nation’s youth lived in low-income homes” blah blah that is so terrible, is anyone at all paying attention to this societal depravity, like Fox Nation? See how bad things got from 2000 to 2009? That was a pretty tragic decade. Yeah, what the hell, Obama?

Oh fine, the Fox Nation editors accidentally remembered that 9/11 was in 2001, NEVER FORGET, before Obama took office in 2009, and the headline now reads a very boring, “Study: 1 in 5 American Children Living in Poverty.”

Maybe their own story summary under the headline was the first clue?

And here is something from the study on child poverty, to make you cry yourself to sleep:

In the Annie E. Casey Foundation’s first examination of the impact of the recession on the nation’s children, the researchers concluded that low-income children likely will suffer academically, economically and socially long after their parents have recovered.

“People who grew up in a financially secure situation find it easier to succeed in life; they are more likely to graduate from high school, more likely to graduate from college, and these are things that will lead to greater success in life,” said Stephen Brown, director of the Center for Business and Economic Research at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. “What we are looking at is a cohort of kids, who, as they become adults, may be less able to contribute to the growth of the economy. It could go on for multiple generations.”

How weird is it that Fox News can only be shamed into writing an actual journalistic headline when they realize they may have accidentally made fun of George W. Bush? [Media Matters]

 

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nounverb911 August 18, 2011 at 7:31 pm

Where's the Fox Headline "OSAMA IGNORES WARNING OF OBAMA ATTACK"?

tihond August 18, 2011 at 7:43 pm

WHY DID OBAMA GETS US INTO WAR IN IRAQ?
INTERNET STOCKS TANK UNDER OBAMA!
POSTAL EMPLOYEES DRIVEN TO SHOOTY MADNESS BY OBAMA
EARTHQUAKE HITS SAN FRANCISCO DURING WORLD SERIES… WERE OBAMA (AND THE GAYS) TO BLAME?

tihond August 18, 2011 at 8:12 pm

OBAMA DRAWS US INTO UNWINNABLE WAR WITH GERMANY

Biel_ze_Bubba August 18, 2011 at 8:25 pm

And after reality can no longer be denied:

OBAMA TAX CUTS DESTROY ECONOMY
GLOBAL TEMPS, SEA LEVELS, SURGE UNDER OBAMA
OUR CHILDREN ISN'T LEARNING UNDER OBAMA

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 12:46 am

ZOMG ELEBENTY. The mainstream Meejyuh is among us.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 11:41 am

"POSTAL EMPLOYEES DRIVEN TO SHOOTY MADNESS BY OBAMA"

Well, to be strictly fair, that's also been true of the last five or six presidents.

glamourdammerung August 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm

Fox is probably trying to forget Osama bin Laden existed since that outcry of how awful Obama was for ordering the hit kind of resonated poorly with the mentally stable.

arihaya August 18, 2011 at 9:51 pm

well tobe honest Osama did ignore Obama,, and he is dead now

nounverb911 August 18, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Maybe Fox is finally having buyers remorse.

Sharkey August 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Hacker's remorse maybe. I've been there, but it was a long long time ago in galaxy far far, no wait it was this galaxy. And it was only a couple a decades ago.

lulzmonger August 18, 2011 at 10:37 pm

Troll's remorse – it never lasts.

flamingpdog August 18, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Can we just foreclose on Fox now?

Mort_Sinclair August 18, 2011 at 7:35 pm

You know, if I had any balls, I'd seal off the Fox Nation Headquarters building–wherever that is–and pump some cyanide into the vents and let nature take its course. But I don't. Damn.

finallyhappy August 18, 2011 at 7:38 pm

Actaully just sealing off the vents would cause a lot of problems w/o any actual added poison.

Beowoof August 18, 2011 at 7:50 pm

Death by flatulence.

smokefilleddoommate August 18, 2011 at 8:09 pm

FOX FALLS TO FIENDISH FART FOLLY

Beowoof August 18, 2011 at 8:39 pm

A NY Post headline.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 11:47 am

Fabulous!

Fare la Volpe August 18, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Fox newsies produce their own hot air.

fuflans August 18, 2011 at 8:03 pm

I would like to paint a hitler mustache on them.

Callyson August 18, 2011 at 8:22 pm

Do you have computer hacking skills, or know someone who does? Freezing their assets ought to do the trick…

Sharkey August 18, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Good news for meth dealers!

comrad_darkness August 18, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Amazing, ain't it, how successful cutting taxes on the rich and butchering financial regulation made the great U.S. of A? Ain't it??

Tundra Grifter August 18, 2011 at 8:07 pm

Yeh – Mr. Obama's $700B stimulus package was about 40% tax CUTS. Yet the right wing nutz continue to rant and rave it didn't work.

December 2010: Bush tax cuts for the uber-wealthy extended. Yet the right wing nutz continue to rant and rave they didn't work.

Yet the T-Baggers want more tax cuts.

Whiskey Tango Foxtwat?

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 11:49 am

"December 2010: Bush tax cuts for the uber-wealthy extended. Yet the right wing nutz continue to rant and rave they didn't work."

They only worked when Bush did them, not when that *other* guy (if you know who I mean) did them.

dyedwool August 18, 2011 at 8:27 pm

If you're lucky, Fox News will aggregate their news (steal blindly and lazily from our very own Wonkette, even, without even knowing it, the dumb fucks)…then pick up your post verbatim…use it as their very own news lede…and then you can SUE 'em for plagiarism! Or just mock them for being dumb fucks! USA! USA!

Mumbletypeg August 18, 2011 at 7:39 pm

*sigh.* THere was a time when schaden freude'ing itself was fun to watch.

"Is our Fox Nooz windbags learning?"

They're probably going to ask you to repeat the question.

Tundra Grifter August 18, 2011 at 8:08 pm

That's Dr. Shaden Freud to you, sir!

Maman August 18, 2011 at 7:39 pm

Well, their viewers aren't exactly the sharpest pencils in the box, so what harm could disinformation do?

nounverb911 August 18, 2011 at 7:42 pm

They seem more like "flesh" colored crayons than dull pencils.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 11:51 am

They sure like the flesh colored crayons better than the brown ones, if you know what I mean.

YouBetcha August 18, 2011 at 7:46 pm

What harm? In about [looks at watch] three hours from now, I will receive the following email from my Aunt Deb: "FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: ALERT!!!1! HUSSEIN OBAMA IS BRINGING ARE NATION TO IT'S KNEES! POVERTY AT ALL TIME HIGH! IMPEECH!"

nounverb911 August 18, 2011 at 7:48 pm

Isn't that what spam filters are for?

YouBetcha August 18, 2011 at 7:54 pm

Wait, spam filter? I was just hitting "Reply All" and sharing some of my prime gay porn with the other recipients.

102415 August 18, 2011 at 9:10 pm

I did similar. I never got another.

starfanglednut August 18, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Upfist! It's funny cuz it's true.

AutomaticPilot August 18, 2011 at 9:27 pm

OMG, I think we're cousins!

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 12:50 am

My heartfelt sympathies.

gvvt August 18, 2011 at 7:39 pm

and somebody once said community organizers never actually do anything… That Obama guy is sneaky.

north_of_moscow August 18, 2011 at 7:40 pm

That may be true, but he did oversee our successful mission to put a man on the moon.

nounverb911 August 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm

But did he give that man a return ticket?

WhatTheHeck August 18, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Not so fast. Obama headed the cover-up of the faked moon landing.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:05 pm

Which was shot in Kenya and Indonesia in an unused mosque.

widget2011 August 19, 2011 at 4:53 am

Yeah, but on the flipside he lost the Vietnam War for us.

comrad_darkness August 19, 2011 at 10:47 am

It was never lost because it was never a war. Natch.

YouBetcha August 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Damn right that uppity negro is responsible. This is what happens when you vote for the coloreds. Also, too. Hey, anyone know of an anchor openings at Fox News? I have a bottle of bleach and a new pushup bra, so I think this pretty much makes me qualified.

Beowoof August 18, 2011 at 7:47 pm

From reading your post it appears you can write in English. That would mean you are way over qualified for Fox.

YouBetcha August 18, 2011 at 7:52 pm

I'm pretty sure I can self-inflict a head injury and mangle my ability to write in English.

Beowoof August 18, 2011 at 7:55 pm

I think that would help with sleeping with Roger Ailes part of the interview.

lulzmonger August 18, 2011 at 10:41 pm

Save your noggin: just type with boxing-gloves on, & let the in-house FOX 5000 Editorial-Bot do the rest.

BlueStateLibel August 18, 2011 at 7:50 pm

If you have a screechy voice that makes people want to stab their own ears, you've probably got a good shot.

comrad_darkness August 18, 2011 at 7:50 pm

Do you know that percentages typically add to 100?

Disqualified.

(more or less, rounding depending, yeah yeah, pedantic too)

Biel_ze_Bubba August 18, 2011 at 8:18 pm

There's an IQ test involved, and you're gonna find yourself disqualfied pretty quickly.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:50 pm

I would be more than happy to take you through the Loofah/Falafel training that you will need to work for Bill O'Reilly.

Negropolis August 18, 2011 at 9:57 pm

Anchors, babies, news…News Anchor Babies! Build the danged fourth wall!

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 11:54 am

"Damn right that uppity negro is responsible. This is what happens when you vote for the coloreds."

Of course that's true.
But the larger point, and one that fox made every day for eight years, is that Bush can do no wrong, and that nobody named Bush, or in the same wealth percentile as Bush, is ever responsible for their actions.

OkieDokieDog August 18, 2011 at 7:43 pm

Oh like FOX gives a flying fuck about anyone living in poverty.

Gleem_McShineys August 18, 2011 at 8:30 pm

They give a flying fuck about Concern Trolling, which is almost the same thing, right?

Radiotherapy® August 18, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Wait, what poverty? All these ingrates have TV's, microwaves, cell phones, fast food and Air Jordans.

Fare la Volpe August 18, 2011 at 7:50 pm

And air conditioning! Those patrician swine!

reliefsinn August 18, 2011 at 10:33 pm

That was last week. This week poverty is bad, and it is Obama's fault.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 12:53 am

True. We must always remember IOKIYAR.

bikerlaureate August 19, 2011 at 4:09 pm

What, you don't have it tattooed on the knuckles of your right hand?

Soshulist.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard August 18, 2011 at 7:45 pm

The sad thing is those who are low-income, and suffered academically, economically and socially sounds like the Republican voting base.

starfanglednut August 18, 2011 at 8:50 pm

I know! It never ceases to amaze me. They'll vote for someone whose intention is to completely fuck them over just cause they have nice tits or a pickup truck or whatever and can shout inane talking points convincingly.

ndisang67 August 19, 2011 at 11:01 am

that is why simplistic messages like, government is the problem…resonates with them….can't reason beyond a big Mac..

Beowoof August 18, 2011 at 7:46 pm

And a historian earlier was trying to morph Obama and Bush into the same guy. These folks would love to tag a democrat with all of the shit Bush pulled and they plan to pull when they lie their way back to power.
The level of lying at Fox News is stunning, I mean it ranks up with the classic, Bush didn't do it, Obama did. So there na na na na. Insert Journey lyrics here.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 12:53 am

Not a historian. Just another "pundit."

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 11:58 am

"Insert Journey lyrics here."

He's just a rich kid Bush
Dumber than a rhino's tush.
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere.

Blendergoathead August 18, 2011 at 7:46 pm

I actually have nothing to say about this, except bless their little, stupid, shriveled racist teatarded hearts.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 18, 2011 at 8:30 pm

So close! I was just about to say, bust their little, stupid, shriveled racist teatarded heads.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 12:54 am

Head, heart. Who cares as long as I get to put the hurt on them.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 20, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Bless their hearts, then bust their heads.

Sounds fair and balanced to me.

Nostrildamus August 18, 2011 at 7:48 pm

Fox News reporting errors dropped 187% during the same period.

BlueStateLibel August 18, 2011 at 7:49 pm

The real shame is how Obama got that Vietnam War deferment– too busy with that fancy elementary school education of his.

Fare la Volpe August 18, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Which he got with affirmative action, natch.

Beowoof August 18, 2011 at 7:54 pm

My understanding is he was in Southeast Asia, learning to be a Muslim, Kenyan, communist spy and plotted to get a elected.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:06 pm

I thought only American Citizens were subject to the draft.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 12:54 am

Unlike Brave Sir Rush Limbaugh who was dying in agony from a zit on his enormous ass.

iburl August 18, 2011 at 7:50 pm

To feel shame, one must possess a conscience.

widget2011 August 19, 2011 at 4:57 am

Well, according to our supreme court, all corporations do.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 11:59 am

"To feel shame, one must possess a conscience."

And, and!
A certain level of sentient brain function?

Fare la Volpe August 18, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Make sure Wikipedia is locked.

V572 T-Blow August 18, 2011 at 8:34 pm

Fun to look at the Wiki on 2nd Amendment history. Gun nuts have turned it into a screed in favor of more guns, all the time, all through history. Gun ownership springs from your right to continue existing, in case you didn't know.

Nopantsmcgee August 18, 2011 at 7:59 pm

“What we are looking at is a cohort of kids, who, as they become adults, may be less able to contribute to the growth of the economy. It could go on for multiple generations.”

Female Reporter: It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, 'Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that.' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.

OC_Surf_Serf August 18, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Some people say Obama caused Watergate, the Bay of Pigs and the Quake of 1906…

johnnyzhivago August 18, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Just like he took over the US Embasy in Tehran, dropped the first bomb on Pearl Harbor and set the explosives that blew up the USS Maine.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 18, 2011 at 8:28 pm

Nevah fergit!

V572 T-Blow August 18, 2011 at 8:35 pm

John Wilkes Obama

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Some say that Obama was responsible for the overthrow of the Czar, and the spread of syphilis into Europe.

Steverino247 August 18, 2011 at 9:19 pm

No, I spread the syphilis. And are my balls tired.

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 2:39 am

You know, they say Mrs. O'Leary's cow caused the Great Chicago Fire, but now I'm not so sure…

I also saw Obama dancing with Sarah Good and the devil in the pale moonlight. also.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Didn't you guys know that being a muslin gives you powers of time travel?

NorthStarSpanx August 18, 2011 at 8:02 pm

What's more unbelievable is that Fox Nation purports to care about child poverty.

bebecca2298 August 19, 2011 at 8:54 am

child-fetus, same thing.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm

"A fetus is a person until it's born. Then it can go fuck itself." — Peter Griffin

johnnyzhivago August 18, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Just THREE WORDS: Lusitania, Hindenberg and Titanic

Show me the proof Obama WASN'T involved!

RedneckMuslin August 18, 2011 at 8:54 pm

I've never heard him deny it

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 2:41 am

And thus it'd be irresponsible not to speculate.

AJWjr. August 19, 2011 at 10:14 am

He is a man of wealth and taste, after all…

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 2:40 am

Remeber the Maine!

GuanoFaucet August 18, 2011 at 8:04 pm

You know what else soared under Obama? Blatant fucking racism and casual dumbfuckery, that's what. Fox News and its viewers are the major culprits behind this rise.

SexySmurf August 18, 2011 at 8:04 pm

That's a typo; it should say "Hip-hop Poverty Soars Under Obama."

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:07 pm

I understand that Obama is responsible for my honey being on the rag this week, also.

tihond August 18, 2011 at 8:15 pm

It could worse… He could be responsible for her not being on the rag.

Texan_Bulldog August 18, 2011 at 8:24 pm

Lulz…

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Touché, Mr. Tihond, touché

ttommyunger August 18, 2011 at 8:07 pm

"Not intended to be a factual report."

lulzmonger August 18, 2011 at 10:45 pm

"Some unsettling of contents may occur during spinning."

smokefilleddoommate August 21, 2011 at 3:28 am

*Not intended to be an actual news network.

ttommyunger August 21, 2011 at 8:48 am

No fucking shit. Goebbels would be proud, Orwell too.

johnnyzhivago August 18, 2011 at 8:09 pm

How can poverty be soaring when Obama is giving everything to these people?

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 12:57 am

I'm tellin' ya. I'm still trying to figure out why the cognitive dissonance doesn't make their collective head go boom.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Because once you give away our hard earned money that we worked for to Those People (if you know who I mean), They run right out and spend it on jazz, reefers, and molesting white women.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:09 pm

Put aside the normal propaganda of FOX News. Isn't it always interesting that the states that are most effected by, say, child poverty, malnutrition, low test scores, etc. etc. etc. all tend to be Southern, Republican Control, and put lowering taxes ahead of government actions.

Must be all the damn Mexicans.

mumbly_joe August 18, 2011 at 10:15 pm

It's clearly all endogenous geographic factors, and it's just A MASSIVE COINCIDENCE that they happen to be the states where conservative policy positions have had a monopoly for decades.

Also, the link between lax gun laws and murder rates is totally because all the murders mean everyone needs to have a gun. There's no way that causation works the other way- all the murders are just because people just happen to be particularly ornery, in those particular states.

Zombie_Reagan August 19, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Uh, you forgot teh gheys, teaching evolution, and the omnipresent "War on Christmas."

Biel_ze_Bubba August 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm

"Must be all the damn Mexicans. "

That would be mildly funny, if it wasn't EXACTLY the excuse they actually use.

fuflans August 18, 2011 at 8:09 pm

if he keeps this up, pretty soon FOX will be saying 'obama (R, IL)'.

Tundra Grifter August 18, 2011 at 8:10 pm

Generally speaking, the ClusterFox "network" has the reliability of a chain email.

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 4:55 pm

From your elderly aunt with the mental health problem.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:10 pm

I am waiting for the FOX news report on how Obama lost us Vietnam, and how his taking us off the gold standard led to the current economic state we are in.

johnnyzhivago August 18, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Do you have documented proof he didn't?

BlueStateLibel August 18, 2011 at 8:37 pm

Obama also personally advised General Custer that taking on 1,800 really pissed of American Indians with his 600 calvary men was an "excellent idea."

weejee August 18, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Well clearly he was responsible for Pearl Harbor.

And George Armstrong Custer, too, also.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 18, 2011 at 8:58 pm

And who lost us China?

Or gave the A-Bomb to the Russkies?

Hell, I understand he was responsible for Cubans and Nicaraguans invading Colorado in the 80s.

flamingpdog August 18, 2011 at 11:02 pm

I sure wish the Cubans and the Nicaraguans had taken the Texans along with them when they were finally driven out of Colorado.

AJWjr. August 19, 2011 at 10:20 am
LettucePrey August 18, 2011 at 8:13 pm

THIS.

starfanglednut August 18, 2011 at 8:55 pm

I love that. I'm going to hang it on my door to piss off the neighbors.

ShaveTheWhales August 18, 2011 at 10:21 pm

THAT.

nonbeliever7 August 18, 2011 at 10:52 pm

I love you Bunny!

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 2:46 am

Oh, this is good.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 18, 2011 at 8:15 pm

Faux News : "fair and balanced" :: North Korea : democratic republic

Tommmcatt August 18, 2011 at 8:28 pm

Fox News : News :: Shit : Shinola

Biel_ze_Bubba August 18, 2011 at 8:34 pm

Looks the same, but smells worse. Yeah, you've got it nailed.

ShaveTheWhales August 18, 2011 at 10:22 pm

Concise. Would award many upfists.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Now all I have is this chair.

Texan_Bulldog August 18, 2011 at 8:29 pm

I'm still waiting on them to write Michelle Bachmann (D)…

Callyson August 18, 2011 at 8:33 pm

You know who *else* increased poverty when he wasn't president?

donner_froh August 18, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Charles Gordon-Lennox, 5th Duke of Richmond?

flamingpdog August 18, 2011 at 11:05 pm

Randolph and Mortimer Duke?

PristinePantalones August 19, 2011 at 1:02 am

Umm … Couldn't possibly be Hitler, right?

I'm gonna go with Ngo Dinh Diem.

horsedreamer_1 August 19, 2011 at 2:38 am

St. Francis of Assisi?

Biel_ze_Bubba August 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm

AOTK

V572 T-Blow August 18, 2011 at 8:49 pm

OT but may I point out that Melissa Harris-Perry is hawwtt! Love the lisp.

Kat_man August 18, 2011 at 9:34 pm

Ha ha, my partner just mentioned that her lisp is what bothers him. It's not actually a lisp, more like she has braces or a 'device'. Wev, doesn't bother me at all.

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 2:48 am

It's funny, because I didn't notice her lisp until very recently, for some reason. It's endearing, for sure.

JoshuaNorton August 18, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Fox Nation Seems To Be Implying Obama Has Been President Since 2000

No. But sometimes it feels like it's been that long.

SmutBoffin August 18, 2011 at 8:59 pm

In FoxNews Land, effects precede causes! Everything is backwards! Like, the Bible is really a story about how Jesus, when confronted by people who want love and peace, restores the rule of bloodthirsty Bronze and Iron Age monarchs who slaughter each other relentlessly.

Sharkey August 18, 2011 at 8:59 pm

OK really? Show of hands, who HASN'T been an impoverished child.

starfanglednut August 18, 2011 at 9:03 pm

Well, I'd like to surge under Obama, but nobody asked me.

x111e7thst August 18, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Clearly the answer is more home skoolin and less public edumacashun.

starfanglednut August 18, 2011 at 9:08 pm

ACTUAL, GENUINE LIBEL!!!!!!!

Steverino247 August 18, 2011 at 9:22 pm

And yet I get e-mails calling Obama arrogant for using "I" in his speech to the nation about the death of Osama bin Laden…

arihaya August 18, 2011 at 9:46 pm

"Annie E. Casey Foundation"

ITS CASEY ANTHONY ON DISGUISE !!!!!

Warpde August 18, 2011 at 9:50 pm

"Please Sir, may I have more?"

Negropolis August 18, 2011 at 9:53 pm

Other Fox headlines and ledes:

"Obama Determined to Attack in United States"
"Oval Office To Be Reconstructed As Gay Triangle Office"
"Out-of-State Black Man Draws Stares on Martha's Vineyard"
"Indo-Kenyan Usurper Fronts Money to Somali (government) Pirates"

rocktonsam August 18, 2011 at 9:56 pm

FOX W NEWS, ONLY STUPIDS GET IT

Trig doesn't

peaceshelly August 19, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Actually Trig is the Palin family member that probably DOES get it.

mavenmaven August 18, 2011 at 10:00 pm

They just figure their followers are so stupid that they'll parrot any talking point, even if entirely false.

ShaveTheWhales August 18, 2011 at 10:25 pm

And they're right.

owhatever August 18, 2011 at 10:47 pm

Where in the Constitution does it say we have to take care of kids?

Slim_Pickins August 18, 2011 at 10:52 pm

Everyone knows that FDR's election in 1932 caused the 1929 stock market crash, how is this any different?

BarackMyWorld August 18, 2011 at 10:56 pm

See also 2007-08 subprime mortgage crisis and Obama, Barack.

BarackMyWorld August 18, 2011 at 10:54 pm

I'd never occurred to me in a million years Rush would say something dishonest just to make Obama look bad.

flamingpdog August 18, 2011 at 11:09 pm

♫ Let the Po-o-o-o-verty Soar! ♫

Negropolis August 19, 2011 at 2:50 am

You know, I'd much rather be an impoverished child than a morally bankrupt Fox employee, but that's just me.

widget2011 August 19, 2011 at 5:09 am

And I thought Rupert Murdock and his silver-spoon son were lying sacks of shit, …..oh wait , thats right. There is a pathological reason (condition) for this, they just can't help it, and probably even believe what they are saying at this point

genxr August 19, 2011 at 8:39 am

What's that? You say Obama wasn't President then? Bush was? Okay, fine. They can share the blame. That's fair and balanced[tm].

ndisang67 August 19, 2011 at 11:14 am

Remember some fellow in the midwest during a McCain townhall who said he was afraid to bring up his to-be-born child in an Obama-America?.
you see, now his child is poor due to the reparitions Obama has been paying to the black kids…

ndisang67 August 19, 2011 at 11:17 am

I see nowhere in the constitution that says children should be rich!!

edconley7 August 19, 2011 at 12:38 pm

I'm sort of almost shocked by this.

Zombie_Reagan August 19, 2011 at 2:09 pm

After reading this (misleading) headline, you really have to wonder about the collective intelligence of the Faux News staff.

By posting statistics like this, Faux is once again demonstrating the absolute and utter shit-show of the Bush 44 presidency, while implying that (somehow) Obama is responsible for the dramatic increase in child poverty from 2000-2009.

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi August 19, 2011 at 2:18 pm

FOX FNC has a real big problem with their GOP candidate polls too
they keep getting landslides for Dr Ron and people take screenshots

peaceshelly August 19, 2011 at 3:03 pm

arugula eating bastard…while he has been president for the last 12 years this country has gone to shit. Hell, even Rudy Guilliani said it best, 'there was never a terrorist attack under the Bush administration".
Fucktards.
Liberal socialists with their arugula eating agendas. And his wife hates fat people too.

a_pink_poodle August 19, 2011 at 6:32 pm

WHY DID OBAMA LET 9/11 HAPPEN?!

BZ1 August 21, 2011 at 10:26 am

Limpbaugh claims damn food stamps ineffective while the "real" report says food stamps, unemployment insurance and foreclosure meditation have acted like a dam against poverty.

Maman August 18, 2011 at 11:21 pm

Dang, I got a local Emmy winning Christian clown sicked on me by my cousin after one of my reply all adventures.

tessiee August 21, 2011 at 11:56 am

Too Catholic.
Also, Steve Buscemi, not Michele, is Batboy.

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