Touchy grifter dingbat Christine O’Donnell went on CNN to blather a bunch of Tea Party garbage nobody is interested in hearing from a person who is chiefly famous for masturbating and flip-flopping her stance on magic. CNN host Piers Morgan indulges her fantasy briefly until probably falling asleep on air and then finally asks, oh whatever, can you talk to us about sex or something? How about the gays? How do you feel about teh gayz? NOT COOL, you are supposed to ask me about economic policy, Christine says. Fine, Piers Morgan responds, how about brooms or dildos? It pretty much all goes “downhill/uphill for comedy” from there until Christine storms out. What are some other fun moments?
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O’Donnell began to express discomfort when Morgan turned the conversation to her previous comments on sexual abstinence from a 1996 interview she gave to MTV. At the time, O’Donnell was an advocate for abstinence and had founded a pro-abstinence group. She also discouraged masturbation.
When Morgan asked her if she still held those views, O’Donnell said she was a practicing Catholic and supports what the Church teaches but would not do the same MTV interview today.
Morgan pressed her again, asking if she was still a supporter of abstinence.
“Are you the pro-masturbation talk show host?” O’Donnell asked, jokingly.
“Why, yes,” Morgan replied in jest.
And this is how every Christine O’Donnell interview will read forever and ever from now on. [CNN]
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Economics?
O.K. How have Hello Kitty dildo sales been impacted by your Amazon page, Xtine?
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Looks like she really, really tried to twinkle her nose and disappear…
Pure and simple, Christine O'Donnell is a victim of a witch hunt.
nice one
Ooh! Found one!
Zing!
Well played.
Cool it Piers, everyone knows Glenn Beck is the pro-masturbation talk show host.
I think you mean Bill O'Reilly. At least when he's on the phone with a lady.
She didn't walk out. She flew out on her broom.
Myself, I take issue with "storming out." The camera was blocked by one of her handlers, but I pictured something more like "flounced out" as would befit a Miss Priss.
Err Christine that was sexual tension you felt, not rewdness.
The warmth she felt in her nether regions was Jesus touching her and telling her to walk out.
"Sexual tension," ahh, I had almost forgotten about that. Marital sex is so rarely tense. Its so not-illicit; needs more of the furtive and dirty about it.
Did he at least hack her cellphone while she was on stage?
P.S. CNN, Fuck You and your damned ExxonMobil ad.
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Oh you got exxon mobil? I got equally evil demon octopus merck for my lead in ad. Maybe they will buy copies of black sabbath Christine's book for their waiting rooms as reading material.
I believe that would be their FRACKING ExxonMobil ad…
"Where you going?" Back to obscurity would be a start…
You are so over, Tundra Bush.
How about brooms or dildos?
Or brooms for dildos?
Brooms as dildos?
One sweeping lotion.
When she rides her broom, it sure as hell ain't sidesaddle!
Or brooms as vibrators: http://www.crazynews.net/dp/1-49.htm
(From one letter)
"My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!"
No duh!
when my daughter was taught sex ed(Not in school- because we know all high school students are celibate unless they have sex ed- then they start raping and such) the teacher used a broom handle to demo how to use a condom. Pesonally, I think the cucumber or actual dildo would be more instructive and less paniful looking
Can you imagine the skewed view of the male sex organ those girls have; they are either too terrified to ever engage in sex, or will be disappointed when they finally do.
Piers Morgan figures he doesn't need to interview her when he can always crack her cellphone.
Piers wouldn't get his hands dirty. He'd authorize an underling to hire a P.I. to do it.
It would not be too hard; it's almost too easy not to try, since Michele's mind cannot hold anything more complicated than 0000 or 1234.
"Look I'm just here to sell books, not talk about important political issues."
Subtext win.
Right? I was thinking the same thing. She basically said it.
Christine, people may ask you real questions when you leave the Fox "News" safe zone.
Rule 1 of the Sharron Angle Playbook:
"We want to answer the questions we want people to ask."
To be fair, Christine no more expected people to ask her real questions than a 10-year-old would expect to be asked questions about quantum theory. I mean, why would anyone do that? What would be the point?
Now if you'll excuse her (or even if you won't), she'll go off to her dressing room and cry.
If only Xtine spoke about what she knows…
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It would have been much shorter than this "Interview."
I bet she could tell us a whole lot about misusing campaign funds.
If she thinks he was rude just let me ask her a few questions about shaving.
both of them are terrible anyway, one is a witch and the other is phone hacker
just wait for Piers Morgan to be probed once the Murdoch scandal spread across Atlantic
"just wait for Piers Morgan to be probed" – DO NOT WANT.
I do not even understand how a guy who was a "judge" on Britain has Talent(or whatever that was called) now has a news show
I'm afraid Piers would enjoy the probing.
I usually don't like Piers Morgan, because I think he's a bit of a twat, but this was pretty awesome.
Maybe her broom was double-parked, if ya know what I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
Maybe I am just being nostalgic, but Billo's "Fuck it…we are doin' this live" is the last good Conservative storm off a teevee set…
I dunno, when Markos Moulitsas made Tom Tancredo cry and walk off, that was pretty special, too. Video.
I think the real issue here is why the fuck does anyone care what this crazy twunt has to say. SHE LOST.
Excellent use of the word twunt!
The only reason Dick Gregory has Juan McCain on every other week must be a persistent dread McCain will accidentally launch a Zuni rocket up his ass.
There is a show on which Dick Gregory interviews John McCain every other week? Let me know when they get up to debating the fake moon landing.
David Gregory – my mind is becoming the consistency of the Bahamian Diet.
So is Dick's!
Maybe her broom was in 15 minute parking and she was worried about getting a ticket.
Xtine, those pearls are so cute.
But you are entirely full of shit.
I bet those pearls were entirely full of shit an hour before airtime, too. Rosary job anyone?
Its a wonder she's not wearing add-a-beads. She dresses like she never got over not getting into the top bitch sorority in college. She looks like an Alpha Chi Omega all dressed up for her first interview.
What I find even more interesting is her wardrobe and makeup in the clips from the 90s. It gives me a hate boner.
Quoth Piers: "Christine O'Donnell, Trouble Maker, available in all good bookshoppes."
Your move, Dollar Tree.
HA!
Hitting the remainder bins faster than "America By Heart".
What's amazing is, she leaves because she has somewhere more important to be.
Her Tea Coven was having a meeting?
Her Tea Coven was crocheting tea cozies around a cozy cauldron?
Sale on Eye of Newt at Piggly Wiggly?
It was unfair of Morgan to ask questions about stuff in her book. She hasn't read it yet.
Lamestream media and their gotcha questions! Why would PM expect Xtine to answer questions about things she has taken a strong stand on in a book she wrote b/c she lost an election and is shilling on national tv? It's just NOT FAIR!
I find this difficult to jerk off to.
Just kill the audio, put some tape over the right side of the screen and you can have Piers all to yourself.
A funny off a funny…Good work, wankers!
Twitterbating?
They both seem to be doing the jerking off for us.
Just lay back and think of England.
Speak for yourself. This was golden wank material.
OK, ok. Lets talk about policy. Where do you stand on the bush cuts?
Win.
Would you be willing to follow the highly successful Brazilian model?
There it is. Perfect.
She prefers Brazilian wax.
Just a light trim, not en brosse.
Piers Morgan finally found a guest that makes him seem like he is less of a douchebag by comparison! Congrats, you phone-hacking British tabloid scum!
She should go to one of those sugar daddy networking parties and support herself the way she did before her lame political grifting career. I bet she gives great head, look at that blowjob mouth, BJs are the stock and trade of many an "abstinent" catholic girl. Though on second thought, she may be getting a bit too long in the tooth for that.
Never too late to start.
Long in the tooth? She's a witch, not a vampire!
Xtine, like a lot of teatards, has troupble holding more than one thought in her head at a time. I really liked the "we're here to talk about what I want to talk about" attitude. I'm sure her "book' will soon be found in the finer bargain bins around the country with the pages turning yellow.
And not because anyone's using them as masturbation aids.
As opposed to Piers Morgan and his ilk, who are pro-talk masturbation hosts.
I believe it's called "verbal masturbation."
You could just tell she wanted to whip out one of her spells: "With eye of Newt, and toe of frog, turn Piers Morgan into a mug of grog!"
Unfortunately, Newt is in Hawaii with Calista, so his eyes were unavailable
Sadly, Xtine hasn't quite mastered the Avada Kedavra curse, which is what she really wanted to use.
Aveda Cadaver Therapy™? Their stuff is that good?
Piers has 99 problems and a witch ain't one. Also, too.
Poor Xtine. A couple more interviews like this and she may have to get a job.
She raked in quite a few million on that last round. Surely, she can't have spent it all yet?
If the rumors are true, you can't just walk a full grown Yak into any old pet grooming shop, if you follow me.
Just trying to generate publicity for moribund book sales. Christine your followers can't read, you should have done a reality show.
OT But awesome! Sorry about the link to Salon.
http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/index...
Oh please, please let there be a rentboy.
HELL. YES. And not just because of Rick's rank Christian hypocrisy. I also want this motherfucker to be taken down because of his bullshit non-belief about global warming. Did your entire state going up in flames mean NOTHING to you, Gayhair?
I join in your prayers.
See what I mean, that photo? Beelzebub Incarnate.
But, but, but, the dude is advertising for the wrong gender. A live girl wouldn't be such an embarrassment, as the saying goes, but a live boy, thats so much juicier, and more likely. I mean come on, that picture in the uniform! His whole macho-man schtick is a "protesteth too much."
By the way, did you hear Anderson Cooper giggling like a schoolgirl and letting loose his real voice? Holy moly, he's not just gay, he's a prancy fem!
I like the Stars Wars font.
Three words: Austin bath houses
Post the ad, and they will cum.
Reminds me of the survey when Bill Clinton was President. Half the women interviewed said they would like to have sex with him.
The other half said once was enough.
I would still do Bill in a heartbeat.
It's that heartbeat thing that could give me pause.
ahhhhh, the republican cronos, eating of its own.
An act of futility. Rick Parry ("A" for America) will just go on TV, get all weepy, tell the world how he sinned and has turned his life back over to the Jeebus and his supporters will love him even more.
And then we will have to listen to the Tea Baggers for the next year and half go on about how the Kennedy boys tag teamed Marilyn Monroe.
I believe that she has consumed 14 minutes and 32 seconds or her allotted 15 minutes.
Those last 28 seconds are still going to seem like forever.
Christ, just giver her a hot dog on a stick and haver her lick it for half an hour. That's the best interview you'll ever get out of her.
Now that would promote some furious masturbation!
That's not the face of a hot dog on a stick girl. 1/4 pound of bacon on a stick or GTFO.
(and yes, at least as of Saturday, when I went to the Humboldt County Fair, 1/4 pound of bacon on a stick is now an option for those of you who feel corn dogs, a funnel cake and a deep-fried twinkie are too light a meal)
When you really got the munchies, corn dogs and a funnel cake just won't do the job.
Xtine, you're no Carrie Prejean.
I like this headline:
http://15-secondsblog.blogspot.com/2011/08/ex-wit...
She's sort of like Beck's 'Nightmare Hippie Girl" except substitute Catholicism for marijuana and other fun things:
"She's a magical, sparklin' tease.
She's a rainbow chokin' the breeze.
Yo, she's busting out onto the scene,
with nightmare bogus poetry.
She's a melted avocado on the self.
She's a science of herself.
She's spasing out on a cosmic level,
and she's meditating with the devil.
She's cooking salad for breakfast.
She's got tofu the size of Texas.
She's a witness to her own glory.
She's a never ending story.
She's a frolicking depression.
She's a self inflected obsession.
She's got a thousand lonely husbands.
She's playin' footsy in another dimension.
She's a goddess for milkin' the time,
for all that it's worth."
Once upon a time, if an aspiring politician got their butt kicked in an election, their loss, if embarrassing enough, was a one-way ticket to oblivion. Now it's a ticket to everlasting celebrity because modern day Republicans don't have the good sense to feel embarrassed.
Actually, for a candidate supported by their party, enduring an expected defeat is usually rewarded with a lucrative appointed government job paying $100,000 plus, with a pension after 10 years. At least, if you have any kind of professional credentials or anything of a resume' at all. She loses out on both.
What about her '90s career in Pubic Sanitation?
Or in Sarah Palin's case, you make a movie called Undefeated.
Well, so much for that Night Calls interview.
Very Professional Xstine! "I wanna talk about what I wanna talk about".
fuflans called it.
“Are you the pro-masturbation talk show host?”
No way… that would be Maury.
She's crazy and all, but I'd still hit it.
With a baseball bat. What'd you think I meant?
Gay marriage: "Been there, done that"
Is Christine saying she's been in a gay marriage?
Just that one time, in college.
That was my take on it as well. She just admitted on national TV, or at least to the hundreds of CNN viewers, that she loves lesbian lust.
“Are you the pro-masturbation talk show host?” O’Donnell asked, jokingly.
“Why, yes,” Morgan replied in jest.
That might be the most interesting thing Piers Morgan has ever said. I didn't think someone that boring could practice self-arousal.
The interview is funny but I think I already saw this bit on Louis.
The Amygdala Strain: Christine O'Donnell as Psychological Pandemic
With the ascendency of a barefaced buffoon to the apex of right-wing politics some began to suspect that conservatism was not just a political disposition. And as George W. Bush’s corporate-Jesus coalition evolved into a throng that could call Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and now Rick Perry its own, Republicanism completed its transition from political ideology into psychological disorder …
Article: http://beeryblog.wordpress.com/2011/06/28/the-amy...
Headline of the day (Salon): "Have You Had Sex With Rick Perry?"
Then she exposed her crotch, complete with Wolf Blitzer's beard stuck in it.
The studio used the static electricity as an emergency generator.
Bush league. Definitely bush league.
Win.
Dubya libel!
She should be thrilled Larry King wasn't there to ask about her tits.
Ewwww.
You better belive that there would have been a marriage proposal.
Awww, Xtine and Piersy had a squirmish.
…and she collapsed sobbing in the arms of Pudding Cup Beard for an hour of weepy frottage.
"What part of I only want to talk about what I want to talk about are you not getting here Piers?"
"Yeah who's show is it anyway?!?!? Oh wait it's yours, huh. Well shove your show and your shmarmy Brit accent up your butt, I have some old repugnantcan hags I gotta go suck up to and peddle this shitty book. "
Wait a sec….She wrote a book about failing? That doesn't makes sense.
To be fair, she does discourage masturbation.
How is it that she is qualified to talk about economic policy? I think that I slipped, bumped my head and blanked out that portion of her fine resume…
She should go on O'Reilly and he could ask her position on using falafels in showers…
She raced out of the studio to have a little hand panky with herself. That stuff can getcha hot doncha know…
Morgan vs. O'Donnell…
To paraphrase the poet: The unspeakable interviewing the ignorant.
Morgan is all, "I'm English. It's impossible for me to be rude, especially here in the colonies."
Xtine is all, "I'm pretty. I have to be the center of attention at all times, and everyone has to pretend to be interested in what I want to talk about."
How is this woman not a United States senator?
If only she could get into the type of masturbation where you strangle yourself..
Needs MOAR David Carradine.
From crucibles such as this are great leaders primed for great leadership.
Did he ask her if she floats?
WIN
This speaks for itself.
(My profound way of saying: I got nothin').
I'm puzzled. Wouldn't she just say: "Gay marriage? I'm against it. It's in the Bible. Right next to the shellfish part."
Would've been nicer if Piers dressed up as a Lady Bug furry.
The proper response for authors is to never get angry with interviewers, but respond: "You'll have to buy the book to find out." It's about dollars, Little Witch. Learn that and live happily.
Can't wait to hear Bill Maher tackle this one. He loves him some Xtine!!!!
She also hung up on a radio show yesterday too when the guy started talking about how she didn't beat Castle by that much.
I figure someone just dropped a house on her and it disconnected the line…
ohmygawd, I used "also" and "too" in the same sentence, and now I am responding to my own post.
Im not sarah palin…im not sarah palin…im not sarah palin…
I think this is all part of her Media Strategy. Otherwise nobody would be watching her on Piers Morgan, etc.
One of the reasons I don't tell people I'm from DE, this…person.
She can earn more by linking up with Perry and giving him BJs on the campaign trail…looks like he really needs it..
The reasoning behind the animal homosexuality theory can be summed up as follows:
~> Homosexual behavior is observable in animals.
~> Animal behavior is determined by their instincts.
~> Nature requires animals to follow their instincts.
~> Therefore, homosexuality is in accordance with animal nature.
~> Since man is also animal, homosexuality must also be in accordance with human nature.
So far so good? Well, this line of reasoning is unsustainable. If seemingly “homosexual” acts among animals are in accordance with animal nature, then parental killing of offspring and intra-species devouring are also in accordance with animal nature. Now, let’s bring we human animals into the equation. Are we to conclude that killing offspring and cannibalism are according to HUMAN nature? We are animals after all.
When you say homosexuality is “natural” then you are also saying filicide and cannibalism are also “natural” and “normal”.
If you try to deny this, in favor of homosexuality being natural and occurring with many animals, but we select NOT to act on other observed normal natural events like cannibalism… then those acts are therefore a “choice”. Humans “choose” NOT to act on these animal instincts. You simply PROVE homosexuality is a human choice by referencing homosexuality in the animal kingdom.
Hey, we've got a nutcase here!
And hey, there is one big difference; we humans recognize killing our children and cannibalism as immoral and so most of us don't do it, and the ones who do our punished. gay sex, on the other hand, is not immoral; there is nothing wrong with two men or two women fucking (or other arrangements besides man-on-woman). Why should people be asked not to fuck people of the same gender if that's what they desire?
I said nothing about immorality .Just say'n it's a choice.
Hard to decide. I watched the video and frankly, both girls were a little catty.
It is nice to know the Tea Party has such high standards that the only qualification you need for office is being telegenic. Actually knowing anything or being able to answer questions you weren't pre-programmed with soundbites for is optional.
good for you Chrissy, you are more well known than whoever Morgan Peirs is. Don't take no shit off no body
Okay, Christine is scattered brained, but Piers is just creepy and gross in every way.
I would have been more entertained if she had jumped up screaming GET YE BEHIND ME SATAN to morgan.
Christine O’Donnell wants ZNN to send Piers Morgan back to where he came from.
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