Watch Rick Perry Sensually Rub This Random Guy's Scalp
Thank you, former/future Wonkette morning editor and lifelong Comics Curmudgeon Josh Fruhlinger, for reminding us that we've been holding this insane animated gif in the Wonkette Secret Archives, just waiting for the right time to whip it out again, so to speak:
UPDATE, BREAKING: This is all Jim Newell's fault.
<i>guiliani helps perry</i>
rock on republicans.
I might resort to violence if he did that to me. Makes me feel icky just watching it.
Dear Ricky, only MisterBarry is allowed to touch my hair. I realize that I&#039;m a chick, so you probably would have no interest in doing so, but just want to be sure you understand the likelihood of a MissusBarry knee to &quot;The Crotch&#039;s&quot; crotch should such inappropriate touching occur.