BIBLE STORIES  6:11 pm August 12, 2011

Marcus Bachmann Is Only Charge of Michele’s *Important* Decisions, Guys

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

god i am so sick of diet coke, every single day. god!Everyone’s number one spiritual question for today is: “Should Michele Bachmann ask her gay husband permission if she just wants to have a regular Coke once in a while?” THIS WAS LAST NIGHT’S MOST IMPORTANT GOP DEBATE QUESTION, which was mysteriously booed by the Jerry Springer audience. Anyway, this issue is so important that Bristol Palin’s memoir ghostwriter Nancy French decided (?) to swing by The Corner and type some soothing Christian words to explain, carefully, that Marcus is not Michele’s leather daddy for some Biblical reason other than the obvious one. Sure, we will listen to you, person who writes all day long about the Palin family, veritable “super expert” on Christian living! What was Michele Bachmann really saying when she told us back in June that she became a tax lawyer because God Marcus told her to? “The concept of submission is a bit more nuanced than our feminist sisters understand. Christian women are under the authority of their husbands,” French writes. Weird, that doesn’t sound very nuanced at all!

Okay okay, we will read more than one sentence to be “fair.” Here is French with her example of how a Christian husband is not actually “in charge of his wife’s career decisions” while at the same time also “in charge of his wife’s career decisions.”

When a woman has a career, she has obligations in the eyes of God and man to fulfill that role. In my own life, I’m a wife, a mother, an editor for a magazine, and a “celebrity collaborator.” Even though I’m a conservative Christian wife, it would be absurd for my husband to grab my manuscript and say, “As the leader of this household, I demand that you delete this paragraph, which would be better suited for chapter two.” He’s my husband, not my boss.

However, this doesn’t mean that husbands don’t have a say-so over their wives’ professional aspirations. I frequently have to sort through which writing jobs to take and which to decline. On one occasion, my husband told me directly that writing a certain celebrity’s story was not going to be good for our family. Even though I’d already started the process of interviewing (and wanted to take the job), I declined. Since then, as I’ve seen other writers struggle with the task, it’s apparent that my husband’s inclination was correct. In this case especially, I was thankful for his leadership.

So French’s husband does not have the authority to excise an entire paragraph from her work, but he has the authority to excise an entire assignment from her agenda. Right? Okay, we think we have it: Marcus Bachmann cannot tell Michele Bachmann what blouse to wear to work no matter how badly he wants to, but he can tell her she shouldn’t touch Medicare reform, because that would be bad for the family (business). Oh see, we understand! HAHA, FEMINIST COMMIES DO NOT UNDERSTAND. [National Review Online]

 
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Barb August 12, 2011 at 6:14 pm

Marcus would make a lousy first lady and his wife is a dipshit.

Terry August 12, 2011 at 8:04 pm

Oh, he'd make a FABULOUS first lady

JustPixelz August 13, 2011 at 11:24 am

"Marcus Bachmann cannot tell Michele Bachmann what blouse to wear…"

But that's his area of expertise!

north_of_moscow August 12, 2011 at 6:16 pm

So, in essence, Marcus would be president. I'm sold.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:38 pm

He really knows how to picky a nifty little jacket *and* matching shoes. Not too many men who could say that.

pinkocommi August 12, 2011 at 9:41 pm

No. Marcus would be president, First Ladyboy and queen all rolled into one.

gizdal August 13, 2011 at 5:12 am

the only thing marcus decides is when the bachmanns have sex.
he also decides which gays to be "cured" by harsh discipline and prayer.
hope nobody informs him that jeebus was gay too, also.

ManchuCandidate August 12, 2011 at 6:16 pm

Is that her Oh Face?

Nostrildamus August 12, 2011 at 7:05 pm

I think that's her "wrong hole, honey" face.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:38 pm

Two minds with but one thought.

SpurningBeer August 12, 2011 at 11:07 pm

Two minds with one butt thought. Fixed.

Mahousu August 12, 2011 at 8:56 pm

Otherwise known as the Oh Oh Face.

Jerri August 13, 2011 at 8:25 am

This seems as good a place as any for these photo gems of the Bachmans enjoying corn dogs. http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2011/08/C

and
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpulk9rgV11qzzg

(Sorry if those don't work. I'm an old and bad at internet.)

comrad_darkness August 13, 2011 at 10:59 am

Old One-L looks mighty practiced at that. I wonder if she owns a little sailors's suit or schoolboy outfit?

Also, we can now estimate the craigslist rentboy request stats for Marcus…

Fukui_sanYesOta August 12, 2011 at 6:17 pm

Miche1e readily admits that she and Marquessa didn't marry for love (this is a good and yet very scary article, btw)

This was Michele's catwalk moment, a lengthy autobiographical speech in which she claimed "callings" from God had pushed her to every major decision in her life — from studying tax law to running for Congress. She even told the congregation that she and hubby Marcus — who by then had opened a Christian counseling center — had been united not by love but by a unique series of divine visions experienced by three people simultaneously.

Bachmann claimed that back in her college days, she was up one night praying with a female friend of hers when "the Lord gave each one of us the same, exact vision… It was a picture of me, marrying this man, in the valley where his parents have a farm in western Wisconsin." Meanwhile, miles away, Marcus "was repairing a fence on the farm where he worked, and the Lord showed him in a vision that he was supposed to marry me." According to Bachmann, Marcus initially complained to God that he wanted to see the world first, and only later relented.

Sounds like God decided to give Marques a bum deal.

ManchuCandidate August 12, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Cough.. Beard.. cough.

Fukui_sanYesOta August 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm

"back in her college days, she was up one night praying with a female friend of hers"

is that what the kids called it then?

Barb August 12, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Were they praying while in a white cotton pantie tickle fight?

gullywompr August 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Prayer is hawt.

Rarian Rakista August 13, 2011 at 1:29 am

Vaginas are like magic 8 balls.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm

Well, it did involve a lot of "Oh, God! Oh, my GOD! Oh, God, YES!" and stuff like that.

BaldarTFlagass August 12, 2011 at 6:29 pm

She should have followed the shoe, rather than the gourd.

GhostBuggy August 12, 2011 at 6:31 pm

"…Marcus initially complained to God that he wanted to see the world first…"

Yeah, I think we all know what he means by "world."

V572 Coif of Destiny August 12, 2011 at 6:48 pm

He wanted to go around the world, haw haw…

Except not because it's quite possible M&M have no idea what that means.

weejee August 12, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Xtainfascists are poorly schooled the the Urban Dictionary. This is obvious in Marcus' strong attraction to those who are fond of the Greek classics and golden showers.

V572 Coif of Destiny August 12, 2011 at 7:28 pm

As shown here. So hawtt!

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:42 pm

As evidenced by their selection of the label "teabaggers."

JustPixelz August 13, 2011 at 11:28 am

It's best to use a rentboy when going around the world. At least according to George Alan Reckers.

Negropolis August 13, 2011 at 12:07 am

Thailand, the Dominican Republic, you know, the world.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 12, 2011 at 6:48 pm

Marcus repairing a fence? Probably involves a hunky bare chested sweaty young stud doing all the work while Marcus closely “supervises”.

teebob2000 August 15, 2011 at 10:50 am

"Jacob, you dropped a nail."

weejee August 12, 2011 at 7:16 pm

Sounds like they both scored the infamous bad brown acid.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm

Actually, Michele might have a nice bum, but bum was *definitely not* part of the deal. Poor Marcus!

Terry August 12, 2011 at 8:06 pm

So, "repairing a fence" is a lot like "fishing in the mountains" was in Brokeback Mountain.

Fukui_sanYesOta August 12, 2011 at 11:01 pm

Quite – if you deconstruct it just a little – "she was up one night praying with a female friend of hers "

Now, who "fixes a fence" in the dark? I'm guessing there were poles and holes involved, but … well, you know what I'm saying.

Chet Kincaid August 12, 2011 at 9:40 pm

…and with a quick, farewell kiss on the lips of his Merchant Marine recruiter, Marcus detoured into another life entirely.

comrad_darkness August 12, 2011 at 11:24 pm

And then God told me to push this red button, la la la . . .

I smell a President Bachmann Flash site.

fuflans August 13, 2011 at 12:58 am

Bachmann claimed that back in her college days, she was up one night praying with a female friend of hers… and ran screaming from lesbians ever since.

god they're BOTH gay.

gullywompr August 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm

This is why women can't be president.

Fukui_sanYesOta August 12, 2011 at 6:23 pm

"This is why fucking crazy wingnut women can't shouldn't be president. "

Elizabeth Warren for President.

Geminisunmars August 12, 2011 at 6:53 pm

Is Warren even married? Would her husband give her permission to run for Prez? These are the important questions.
(But, God yes, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat.)

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:44 pm

I don't care who knows it, I think Elizabeth Warren is HOT in that incredible smart geek chick sort of way, yaknow? I mean, I bet you could have a conversation with her about *international monetary policy,* or sumthin'.

gullywompr August 12, 2011 at 8:35 pm

She can rein in my inflation any time.

JustPixelz August 13, 2011 at 11:35 am

If I understand your innuendo, I would rather have her cause my inflation. Then let the invisible hand* of the market act freely until the desired outcome is achieved and inflation subsides.
___________________
* visible hand is OK too

Fukui_sanYesOta August 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm

She's awesome and I lurve her.

rahelio August 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Right before this picture was taken, Marcus told Michelle he would allow her to cuddle with him for thirty minutes straight (snort), but only if she wore on the HS football jersey one of his "clients" gave him after their last session.

Rarian Rakista August 13, 2011 at 1:34 am

I bet that smells like stale BO, grape astroglide and shame.

OkieDokieDog August 12, 2011 at 6:21 pm

It just chaps my ass that this freaking dingbat bible humper is considered a viable candidate for POTUS. The fact that she is female rubs salt into my poor chapped ass.
Luckily for me, as a female, 1st DudeIsALady Marcus, won't want to kiss away the pain from my chapped ass.

Ugh. I despise these people. Go away.

Negropolis August 13, 2011 at 12:12 am

It just chaps my ass that…

Well, you should stop wearing your assless chaps, then.

Rarian Rakista August 13, 2011 at 1:35 am

I thought this would at least score at least a sand in vag moment.

Wilcoxyz August 12, 2011 at 6:23 pm

Can Michele go to the G-20 meetings if Marcus doesn't like the way some of the other world leaders look at her?

ProgressiveInga August 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Barbarians.

hollywooddood August 12, 2011 at 6:26 pm

Nobody has say-so over my professional aspirations. Fuck off.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:47 pm

Nobody should have any say over any other adult human's decisions. That's the whole point of autonomy and rights. We're expected to be mature enough by a certain arbitrary age to have the right to make our own decisions and the responsibility for the consequences thereof. These people are living relicts of a previous age, when men were men and women, children, and animals only chattel.

Chet Kincaid August 12, 2011 at 9:53 pm

No, the way marriage works is that you each have Mutually Assured Destruction Rights over each other's happiness. Not this Biblical crap where only the one with the penis gets to be a dick.

Nostrildamus August 12, 2011 at 6:26 pm

Love the Wonkette foursome: Marcus and Michele and Courtney and cucumber.

I'm guessing Michele/Courtney and Marcus/cucumber, but other pairings might also work.

Callyson August 12, 2011 at 6:38 pm

Irresistible…
All of 'em, Katie…

Nostrildamus August 12, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Michele might like cucumber, but I suspect cucumber would find Michele too dumb.

Swampgas_Man August 12, 2011 at 8:36 pm

My Auto-Ad sez "Take time to be a Dad today." Presumably because Marcus is looking for a Daddy.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm

How's your whip-chain-and-ballgag collection?

BaldarTFlagass August 12, 2011 at 6:27 pm

“celebrity collaborator.”

Celebrity or not, things never go well for the collaborators after the liberation. Just keep that in mind, collaborator lady.

OneYieldRegular August 12, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Dammit, you beat me to that. Is her middle name "Vichy" by any chance?

Fukui_sanYesOta August 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm

or maybe "Quisling"

Tundra Grifter August 12, 2011 at 7:31 pm

I've watched some of those old b&w WW II movies, and I would certainly agree with you.

mavenmaven August 12, 2011 at 6:27 pm

This sounds kinky: "the theological richness of submission is a counterintuitive scriptural principle that defies a 30-second response" Get counterintuitive, baby! Defy me! Ohhhh!
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/274505/miche

pinkocommi August 12, 2011 at 6:27 pm

If Bachmann wants to be submissive, by all means…. someone give the lady a ball gag.

* * *
On another note, Former Alaska Gov. Sara Palin, weighed in on the issue:

CNN's Don Lemon asked Palin, "If (husband) Todd said don't run, would you not run?"

"I can't imagine my husband ever telling me what to do politically," Palin responded. "He has never told me what to do when it comes to a political step, and I appreciate that. I respect you for that, Todd; thank you."

So, in other words, Palin decides when she should quit all on her own.

ragnarok4msm August 12, 2011 at 6:28 pm

He gets to pick top or bottom

Mahousu August 12, 2011 at 8:59 pm

As if he would ever choose anything other than bottom.

Negropolis August 13, 2011 at 12:15 am

Conservative Republicans, as I'm sure you know, are anti-choice. He doesn't get a choice; he gets bottom, 'cause that's how the good Lord intended it, dontcha' know.

ifthethunderdontgetya August 12, 2011 at 6:29 pm
BaldarTFlagass August 12, 2011 at 6:34 pm
ifthethunderdontgetya August 12, 2011 at 6:38 pm

BÖC: always a good answer, no matter the question.
~

Monsieur_Grumpe August 12, 2011 at 6:40 pm

radios appear
Great BOC album.

BaldarTFlagass August 12, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Agreed. Although, not enough cowbell.

FlownOver August 12, 2011 at 6:31 pm

"…a unique series of divine visions experienced by three people simultaneously. "

AutoSnark, almost.

nounverb911 August 12, 2011 at 6:31 pm

Where's Marcus' birth certificate?

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Remember back when Michele promised that the first thing she would do when she announced was publicly release HER birth cert? Remember when she released it? Neither do I.

Terry August 12, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Hidden deep in his closet, of course

rocktonsam August 12, 2011 at 6:32 pm

Can Marcus cure the urge to masturbate to Shelly's crazy eyes pictures?

I'd vote for him then.

KenLayIsAlive August 12, 2011 at 7:39 pm

Only if you are a woman.

OC_Surf_Serf August 12, 2011 at 6:32 pm

in charge of his wife’s….

Ah, yes…bringing back the 14th century one day at a time.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Somebody's gotta do it.

nounverb911 August 12, 2011 at 6:32 pm

If Bachmannn wins, how often will Lindsey Graham sleep in the "Lincoln bedroom"?

Monsieur_Grumpe August 12, 2011 at 6:34 pm

Marcus/Some Uterus 2012

nounverb911 August 12, 2011 at 6:35 pm

"When a woman has a career, she has obligations in the eyes of God and man to fulfill that role. "
Marcus and Rick Perry?

Nostrildamus August 12, 2011 at 6:38 pm

Telling my wife not to write a magazine column gets her hot.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Hot enough to lambast you with something hard and heavy? I mean, I know that would have been *my* ex's response.

JustPixelz August 13, 2011 at 11:49 am

Me too! Especially when she doesn't write…

Dear Penthouse:
I never thought this would happen to me but needless to say my nubile body was aching with desire when big virile husband invited the Bachmann's for dinner. Michele seemed nice but I couldn't get Marcus to look at my nubile body. He only seemed interested in my big virile husband. I was so frustrated!

bflrtsplk August 12, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Excuse me, but that woman is just plain weird.

Come here a minute August 12, 2011 at 6:42 pm

And Michele is in charge of begging Marcus's gay prostitute not to call the police.

Ken39lam August 12, 2011 at 7:10 pm

I wonder if Marcus demands that she pee on his face.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:54 pm

Marcus is a Silver Fox, remember? He doesn't *have* to pay for it. (Supposedly.)

Mumbletypeg August 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm

The important thing in this wholesome marital partnership, as we learned in Benincasa's latest post, is that Shelly regulates the household bling rationing and keeps Marcus's, uh, junior-varsity soccer viewing in check.

emmelemm August 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm

I have no words for this insanity.

OneYieldRegular August 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm

This "celebrity collaborator" woman sounds like a real bible authority if she can manage to get all that nuance out of it. I guess I must have skipped right over the Book of Career Development. Does it come before Deuteronomy?

bumfug August 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm

I'm not so much sick of Michele as I am of the "news" programs thinking it's somehow unfair to point out that she totally talks out her asshole.

x111e7thst August 12, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Now I haz confused. If Marcus want's Michele to wear the chaps and the strap-on is that a big decision or a little one?

nounverb911 August 12, 2011 at 6:48 pm

Depends on the size of the strap-on.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 12, 2011 at 9:36 pm

Chaps: small decision
Who gets to wear the strap-on: big decison.

See? Nuanced.

Callyson August 12, 2011 at 6:45 pm

From the National Review:
Submission is, as John Piper put it, “the disposition to follow a husband’s authority and an inclination to yield to his leadership.” This means that the man is the spiritual head of the household, that he should take initiative to make the family better, and lead with love.
WTF does that even mean? Is it saying that men are the family caretakers? Then I guess Christian fundamentalists will be leading the fight for paternal leave benefits?
Though, I will say, Bachmann is leading a spiritual revival of sorts…I am praying to God that she gets nowhere near the White House…

V572 Coif of Destiny August 12, 2011 at 6:51 pm

It means the husband has to take out the garbage, that's for sure.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:56 pm

But that's one of the rules. Who has the dick takes out the garbage. Doesn't matter *what* religion you espouse.

Steverino247 August 12, 2011 at 7:30 pm

It means he is a benevolent dictator to the family. The wife can pick what color dress she wears, but he determines where the hemline should be.

Honey, do you really think it's a good idea to interview Ozzy Osbourne?

As opposed to

Honey, it's ungodly Ozzy and you'll disappoint the Lord if you so much as look at him.

It's all bullshit, of course.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 12, 2011 at 9:39 pm

"disposition" and "inclination". Got it.
So Michele can still say "No anal" to Marcus, if she's not properly inclined.

orygoon August 12, 2011 at 6:46 pm

That's peculiar. In my world, a good husband is one who does as he is told. Granted, no books were consulted for this nugget of wisdom.

Sparky_McGruff August 12, 2011 at 7:15 pm

So the wife is supposed to ask for permission, and suppose to act like they'll listen to the answer. And the husband is supposed to say "yes", as if saying no would make a difference.

They could dispense with the buzz words and just say what my kids say: "Mom's the boss".

Biel_ze_Bubba August 12, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Those two little words a wife loves to hear: "Yes, dear."
(Even more endearing when there's a trace of irony in it.)

Use 'em freely and you'll have a happy marriage.

PristinePantalones August 13, 2011 at 12:24 am

There isn't a man on the planet who doesn't know that, although there's a few women who certainly don't seem to.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 13, 2011 at 6:44 am

What planet do you live on?
I know plenty of jerks … I gotta sit down some day and figure out why that is.

RedneckMuslin August 12, 2011 at 6:47 pm

I would think Shell would put the strap-on to him whenever he demands it.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:57 pm

Well, it's two-headed, and that's as close as she'll ever get to sex with Marcus, so, yes.

V572 Coif of Destiny August 12, 2011 at 6:50 pm

Stop worrying, everybody. Just saw Chuck Todd saying on Tweetie's show that Miche1le is excluded from further consideration as the Republican nominee because of something or other she said last night.

In the debate, I mean. What were you thinking?

BarackMyWorld August 12, 2011 at 7:17 pm

…because of something or other EVERYTHING she said last night.

Fixed.

fuflans August 13, 2011 at 1:02 am

frankly i wasn't worrying about michele.

comrad_darkness August 13, 2011 at 11:04 am

Given these dipshits voted for Bush in sufficient numbers to let some county level shenanigans give him the win, I worry about everyone.

iburl August 12, 2011 at 6:52 pm

"… a “celebrity collaborator.” "
What a nice phrase for starf**ker.

Reporter: "President Bachman, what do you think of the Iranians?"
Michele: "Honey?"
Marcus: "Barbarinths."

owhatever August 12, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Obey, bitch.

SexySmurf August 12, 2011 at 7:04 pm

Maybe Michele is a secret Muslim?

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:57 pm

Sure sounds like it.

zhubajie August 12, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Worse: Lutheran fundie!

BarackMyWorld August 12, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Ok…I want to burn a Bible now. Seriously.

donner_froh August 12, 2011 at 7:35 pm

“The concept of submission is a bit more nuanced than our feminist sisters understand. Christian women are under the authority of their husbands,”

I don't think that ("nuanced") means what Nancy French thinks it does.

Of course one could say that about almost all words in the English language so it isn't really surprising.

anniegetyerfun August 15, 2011 at 1:56 am

I'm afraid that what Nancy has described is exactly what this feminist sister had understood about submission already.

KenLayIsAlive August 12, 2011 at 7:37 pm

"Marcus Bachmann cannot tell Michele Bachmann what panties to wear to work no matter how badly he wants to…" wear them himself.

nappyduggs August 12, 2011 at 7:44 pm

“The concept of submission is a bit more nuanced than our feminist sisters understand. Christian women are under the authority of their husbands,” French writes.

If by "authority" she means barrel chest, reasonably tight abdomen, strong pelvic muscles, and 8' cock (cut, thanks), then submission ain't no thang.
That other bullshit is some bullshit.

AJWjr. August 12, 2011 at 7:59 pm

Damn, tell me you meant " instead of '

nappyduggs August 12, 2011 at 8:02 pm

Not necessarily. But no, I did. The keys on my old ass QWERTY often stick or don't register and I just don't have the patience to care.

RavenRant August 12, 2011 at 9:18 pm

I'm hoping you meant 8" cock.

Otherwise, I think we have a reverse Spinal Tap Stonehenge problem here.

Guppy06 August 12, 2011 at 7:53 pm

"For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

In other words, if you deny your husband, you deny Jesus!

So, either Paul is a dick, or Michele is a mulsin.

Guppy06 August 12, 2011 at 7:59 pm

Everybody knows that assertive, independent feminists make the best subs anyway.

Ken Cuccinelli August 12, 2011 at 8:25 pm

This is basically why Michele will never be President, or even the nominee. She won't even be VP. Because when you get down to it, that brand of Christianity is as weird as, say, Mormonism to the vast majority of Americans. But whereas Romney doesn't believe in anything except Mitt Romney for President, and (for what it's worth) the Palins are clearly of the "faith-alone" crowd, Michele and Marcus Bachmann are dead fucking serious about this shit, and that is why she will never get anywhere near the nuclear launch codes.

That and I really doubt the Republican money men are going to fund her campaign without knowing the entire truth behind Gayface McGee there.

zhubajie August 12, 2011 at 9:27 pm

She's Bush in a dress. Possibly a bit more intellectual if she actually read Francis Schaeffer's books. Palin is just the same but with speaking in tongues added.

Ken Cuccinelli August 12, 2011 at 9:46 pm

The tards in the media went on and on about how Bush, then Palin was "one of them", as in the 30%ers. Except they weren't, they're just playing the pigfuckers for their votes. Michele is actually "one of them". And that's why she'll never get the support of the rest of the Republican party that's content with the fakers who win over evangelicals but don't actually do anything.

zhubajie August 12, 2011 at 10:24 pm

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Chet Kincaid August 12, 2011 at 9:34 pm

I didn't realize that Michele Bachmann was married to Boris Yeltsin and/or RIM co-CEO Mike Laziridis. Or that they were gay.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 12, 2011 at 9:46 pm

"Women are under the authority of their husbands."

-Osama bin Laden
-Mullah Omar
-Ayatollah Khamenei

Nancy's in good company.

stew1 August 12, 2011 at 9:55 pm

So if Michelle is president, we would have our first proxy, gay president? Fabulous!

LakeLucilleLoon August 12, 2011 at 10:43 pm

Marcus looks like a small, gay Peter Griffin.

comrad_darkness August 12, 2011 at 11:27 pm

What exactly is nuanced about Shut Up and Do What Your Husband Tells You To?

Negropolis August 13, 2011 at 12:04 am

So, in other words, that can't micro-manage your life, but they can macro the hell out of it. Check. Got it.

I wish we had an honest-to-goodness time machine, so we could send these folks back to the time they want to be in.

Negropolis August 13, 2011 at 12:17 am

BTW, Michele knows what "Islam" means in Arabic, right?

Fukui_sanYesOta August 13, 2011 at 5:27 am

about the same chance as she knows what "jihad" means

GregComlish August 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm

When she takes it up the ass, she gets a chance to understand both.

fuflans August 13, 2011 at 1:05 am

i like that picture.

in a weird, picking off a scab, sorta way.

gurukalehuru August 13, 2011 at 3:45 am

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Benny Hill? Although commenter Chet Kincaid also had a valid point when he said he looks like Boris Yeltsin or some other guy I've never heard of. Because Boris Yeltsin looks like Benny Hill, too.

snoopyfan2010 August 13, 2011 at 11:28 am

It's the double standard, stupid.

ttommyunger August 13, 2011 at 3:42 pm

If we could see her hand in that pix you would know why she is saying: "Is that it?"

BZ1 August 15, 2011 at 10:27 am

Check her back for a great big, wing-up key…

Dürers Rhino August 15, 2011 at 11:17 am

If Michele wins then g-d and Marcus will be our President(s) and she will just stand behind the podium making crazy eyes at the White House press corps.

PristinePantalones August 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Like everything else, only if you do it with the right people. I mean, just imagine hatefucking praying with Mike Huckabee.

gullywompr August 13, 2011 at 1:03 pm

I'm just saying, try it with reins sometime. And a crop. Spurs too, if you can handle it. You'll thank me later.

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