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We have no idea at all what this bizarre casting call spotted on Craigslist in Minneapolis looking for “patriotic couples” is, but the antics of screaming racist hillbillies made COPS pretty popular for a while there, so we’ll go out on a limb and say this sounds like the potential for a major ratings hit. Contestants will be paid with “United States,” which is worth …what these days? “Herpes and an unemployment check” or something along those lines.


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