SEX FEAR VIOLENCE REPEAT FOREVER  11:30 am August 10, 2011

Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder Enjoys Recreational Lady Stalking

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

fancy running into you again!Unmarried elected Republican lieutenant governor Peter Kinder loves throwing money at a hot former Penthouse lady reasonably close to his own age. That “scandal” only ranks about a three out of ten because… eh, there’s the “adult lady” part. But is there some fine print? Sure: “[Tammy] Chapman alleges that while she gave the state senator private dances, he would grab her by the shoulders and aggressively try to force her head into his lap. ‘He’d pull me down to his groin — really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me,’ she says.” More scandal-ish! But it’s hardly news that all male Republicans, even closeted ones, are always aroused by spiritual, political, economic and physical violence against women, so it’s not much of an exception as scandals go. Maybe still just a six? NOH WAIT, here it is: creepy red-faced ogre Kinder continued to hang around Chapman’s place of work even after she asked him not to visit and “found her” when she went to another employer and asked her to come live at his condo in order to “snuggle up” with him. That’s Jesus-speak for “sex until your brain bleeds tumors out your ears.” Ding ding ding! Elected official sex fiends never disappoint. Who’s paying for the condo, incidentally?

Kinder’s campaign committee pays for it, because Kinder got tired of being yelled at by taxpayers for racking up $50,000 luxury hotel bills on the public’s dime while visiting St. Louis.

From the Riverfront Times:

‚ÄčTammy Chapman, the former Penthouse Pet photographed earlier this year with Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder at a south-city bar known for its “pantsless parties,” says she never had an affair with the politician — but it wasn’t for lack of trying on his part.

In fact, Chapman tells Daily RFT, Kinder was obsessed with her nearly sixteen years ago, when she was a young stripper on the East Side and he was an up-and-coming Republican state senator — to the point that she cut off all contact. Still, when he saw her at Verlin’s Bar and Grill last winter, after they hadn’t seen each other in years, she says that Kinder — who is now widely believed to be mounting a challenge to incumbent Governor Jay Nixon, a Democrat — suggested she move into his Brentwood condo.

The bartender didn’t take the invitation as a platonic one. “He told me it was a big place, with a couple of bedrooms, and I could have my own — unless I wanted to come snuggle up with him,” Chapman says. “It was like going straight back to the past when he’d offer to have me come to events in Cape Girardeau all the time. I declined, declined and declined — every offer he gave me. I only danced with him because he gave me money.”

This sounds like a metaphor for the entire Tea Party. [Riverfront Times]

 
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nounverb911 August 10, 2011 at 11:33 am

Kinder probably thought stalking was part of his job description.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 10, 2011 at 12:54 pm

He's doing some "job creating", that's all.

nounverb911 August 10, 2011 at 11:34 am

Doesn't "Kinder" mean child in German?

poncho_pilot August 10, 2011 at 11:45 am

ja.

PristinePantalones August 10, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Plural, nein?

poncho_pilot August 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm

ja. Das Kind vs. Die Kinder. single vs. plural.

DashboardBuddha August 10, 2011 at 1:37 pm

I thought it was "kinter".

BerkeleyBear August 10, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Actually it is the plural, Kind is the singular. So "children" – but still apt.

Come here a minute August 10, 2011 at 11:36 am

Good old fashioned Republican values! "Moral deficits don't matter!"

elviouslyqueer August 10, 2011 at 11:36 am

JESUS, that picture. Was that one of the outtakes from the Real Morticians of Missouri pilot?

nounverb911 August 10, 2011 at 11:37 am

The one on the left is the dead body?

widestanceroman August 10, 2011 at 11:45 am

And/or the dead soul?

Mumbletypeg August 10, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Cue El_Pinche to change his avatar in 3… 2… 1

FlyOverGirl August 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

She's a Russian mail order bride?

Doktor Zoom August 10, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Hey, it worked for Orly Taitz.

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Male order, methinks.

FlyOverGirl August 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm

True, so true.

themcwow August 10, 2011 at 1:45 pm

yes, looks like Kinder in drag

baconzgood August 10, 2011 at 11:40 am

"Legendary was Girardeau where Kubla Khan decreed his stately pleasure dome."

LabRodent August 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Frankie goes to Hollywood?

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Relajate!

Barb August 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

" a south-city bar known for its “pantsless parties,”
Um, where did he keep his wallet then? I bet he had a roll of silver dollars tucked in his rectum, just in case.

Guppy06 August 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Those new "golden" dollars just don't have the same girth.

riverside68 August 10, 2011 at 12:28 pm

In his purse?

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:33 pm

He has a special fanny pack he brings with him. It's totally gross, but it has zebra stripes, which makes him think its sexy.

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Worked for the announcers on the "World Series of Dice" when the event got stuck-up.

PristinePantalones August 10, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Rectum? I barely KNEW him.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2011 at 6:40 pm

Doesn't everyone?

BklynIlluminati August 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

What a hot greasy mess

fuflans August 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

i just want to know who's pantless at these “pantsless parties'.

elviouslyqueer August 10, 2011 at 11:45 am

All of th… oh, never mind.

Obvious EQ is obvious.

widestanceroman August 10, 2011 at 11:55 am

Adolph Hitler?

Too easy widestance is too easy.

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Ron Burgundy?

Gleem_McShineys August 10, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Does it count if Peter Kinder was wearing assless chaps?

BerkeleyBear August 10, 2011 at 2:02 pm

No one you'd want to see.

SorosBot August 10, 2011 at 11:42 am

Kinder has proven that he lives up to the good old Christian family values, according to which women are property of men; he purchased the stripper, so how dare she not perform the services the man, who is an actual human being since he has a penis, wants.

WhatTheHeck August 10, 2011 at 11:43 am

“Snuggling,” “mounting a challenge,” “pantsless parties,” “Penthouse Pet.”
I'm afraid, that's too much for me this early in the a.m. I'm trying to do some work here.

Guppy06 August 10, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Thankfully, it's over 20 minutes post meridiem here on the east coast.

ManchuCandidate August 10, 2011 at 11:43 am

You'd figure a guy whose ideology was based on the word No would take the hint.

mourningnmerica August 10, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Nice.

elviouslyqueer August 10, 2011 at 11:43 am

*clicks on Riverfront Times link*

HOLY SHIT, MY EYES.

Jerry Fjord August 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

Wrong on so many levels! Brain can't digest…head explo…!

FlyOverGirl August 10, 2011 at 12:09 pm

With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more"

Yikes.

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:15 pm

"It's the 80's!
let's do a lot of coke
and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

Chet Kincaid August 10, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Servo, is that you?

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:38 pm
FlyOverGirl August 10, 2011 at 12:38 pm

It's the 10's!
Let's do a lot of meth
and vote for Rick Perry!

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Pithy! Upfisted.

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Today we are all Patrick Bateman.

Callyson August 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm

"Like a natural woman?" Maybe if compared to Heidi Montag…otherwise, GTFO…

PristinePantalones August 10, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Let me guess: This is a WARNING, WARNING, DANGER WILL ROBINSON.

Yes?

SoBeach August 10, 2011 at 11:44 am

She's female and well over 21. These days that makes it an inspiring, feel-good story like he was visiting a children's ward or dropping off groceries for elderly shut-ins.

fuflans August 10, 2011 at 11:48 am

nearly sixteen years ago, when she was a young stripper on the East Side

and now she's penthouse pet!

SEE!!! america is still the land of opportunity and horatio alger.

nounverb911 August 10, 2011 at 11:48 am

Missouri: The "Show-Me" State!

widestanceroman August 10, 2011 at 11:56 am

For this guy, the Blow-Me State.

Pragmatist2 August 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Or, at least, the "Do-Me State"

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 2:13 pm

The "Show It to Her State".

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Now I finally get it!

Lucidamente1 August 10, 2011 at 11:49 am

I imagine he tells her he's a Kinder and Gentler Peter.

bflrtsplk August 10, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Kinder not Gentler.

Chillwaver August 10, 2011 at 11:49 am

She seriously looks like Boehner in drag. Now excuse me while I bleach my eyes…

Ruhe August 10, 2011 at 11:50 am

"A metaphor for the entire Tea Party". You mean the "pantsless" part, right?

Buckminster August 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

If "pants" refer to a shred of decency.

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:03 pm

I think it's more if "pants" refers to having clothes that will fit.

writechic August 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

Ewwww! They look like super icky inbred siblings.

nounverb911 August 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

They're Palins?

writechic August 10, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Worse. Like they're their own aunt and uncle. Like she's his sister-grandma. Like he's her uncle-granpa-cousin-brother.

I need brain shampoo now.

Tundra Grifter August 10, 2011 at 12:51 pm

If you click on the Riverfront Times link (and get past that photo of one-half of her peach ofa pair) they really look like brother and sister.

Really.

Angry_Marmot August 10, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Been reading The Bad Place again?

writechic August 10, 2011 at 1:22 pm

:lol: As a resident of Alabama, I live The Bad Place. Have you seen our governor in all this redundant genetic glory?

Tundra Grifter August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am

"Kinder — who is now widely believed to be mounting a challenge to incumbent Governor Jay Nixon, a Democrat — suggested she move into his Brentwood condo."

Looks to me like Kinder has already got a challenge to his mounting.

I clicked on that Riverfront Times link. Ms. Chapman's photo is, well, uplifting. The caption "Tammy Chapman, featured in this August 1992 Penthouse spread…" Somebody at that paper has quite a sense of humor!

Meanwhile, " Chapman says. 'It was like going straight back to the past when he’d offer to have me come to events in Cape Girardeau all the time.'"

And we all know Cape Girardeau's favorite son.

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:04 pm

August '92, you say? Well, looks like retro has finally got around to the election of Bill Clinton. I expect Gennifer Flowers (Penthouse, Dec '92) to be in the news, again, shortly.

RedneckMuslin August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am

‘He’d pull me down to his groin — really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me,’ she says.”

So this makes Peter Kinder an aptonym then, too, also.

Ramon X August 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Kinder gentler Peter?

Buckminster August 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

These "morally upright" Rethugs can ruin that first cup of coffee in the AM. Yuck.

Jerry Fjord August 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

To me this sounds way worse than seeing Anthony's turgid wiener, but he's Republican't so it's okay. The ends justify the means, sheeple! Sometimes you have to become corrupt and immoral to fight America destroying social-libz!

fartknocker August 10, 2011 at 11:55 am

This is gross. I got nothing, other than everyone in the article uses the same tanning spray used by Boehner.

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 2:15 pm

John Edwards or Jose Maria Aznar as your avatar?

Either way, I give it a thumb up.

fartknocker August 10, 2011 at 2:17 pm

It's Rick Perry

ifthethunderdontgetya August 10, 2011 at 11:55 am

Creepy goopers being creepy.

There'll be a filmclip at 11 when the country finally wakes the fuck up.
~

Oblios_Cap August 10, 2011 at 11:55 am

That’s Jesus-speak for “sex until your brain bleeds tumors out your ears.”

Shit! I seem to be missing out on a lot by failing to attend church.

hollywooddood August 10, 2011 at 11:57 am

I love it when family values politicians think the lap dancers really, really like them.

mavenmaven August 10, 2011 at 12:14 pm

The industry thrives on men making that error.

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Naturally. What better way to meet your wife/mistress than to charm her by paying her to rub up against your junk? It's Love Story 2011!

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:06 pm

David Crosby is a wingnut? Too, I thought he was getting plenty from that Melissa Etheridge & her partner.

GregComlish August 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

Hedley: Qualifications?
Peter Kinder: Rape, tax cuts, spending cuts, and rape.
Hedley: You said rape twice.
Peter Kinder: I like rape

ttommyunger August 10, 2011 at 1:44 pm

"Did you bring enough Gum for all of us?"

freakishlywrong August 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

The thought of a Republican, any Republican, having sex with anyone/thing is so repugnant it could be considered a border-line eating disorder.

freakishlywrong August 10, 2011 at 12:00 pm

From the article:
Kinder's spokesman, Jay Eastlick, referred all questions to his campaign committee. The spokesman for the committee, Jared Craighead, did not return two calls seeking comment.
Those names. Shit writes itself.

Poindexter718 August 10, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Who knew Ozark Mountain People were so shiny?

DashboardBuddha August 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Seriously…she looks like she's been tanned and treated so much her skin has turned into leather. I've had dress shoes that were less shiny.

johnnyzhivago August 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm

I thought the only thing that came from Missouri were gays and strays???

poncho_pilot August 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm

politicians have entirely too much money. and, as is par for the course since they all like to play one of the more useless "sports", they spend it on stupid shit. and act like creeps. i'm looking forward to Tammy's Law or something similar.

Mumbletypeg August 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm

As a young stripper, she'd chosen not to tell men the truth about her personal life, knowing that if they learned she was gay, it would interfere with her tips. But today she's out and proud of who she is.

Oh so there's the happy ending. Why'dja have to bury it into the last few paragraphs, RiverfrontTimes?

widestanceroman August 10, 2011 at 12:20 pm

It's a fap-rag for old white dudes–that was the 'money' paragraph.

Guppy06 August 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Which one in the picture is the lesbian?

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm

All of them, Katie.

Callyson August 10, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Seriously? Doesn't she know how many straight men have a thing for "girl on girl" action?

HelloDollyIV August 10, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Its a before and after sex change photo. Kinder is a shemale.

Mumbletypeg August 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm

from wikipedia:

"[Kinder's] mother, who died on January 4, 2008, sang duets with the mother of Rush Limbaugh for 50 years; Rush Limbaugh even attended the funeral."

Now everything starts to make sense….

freakishlywrong August 10, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Rush Limbaugh has a mother?

NorthStarSpanx August 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm

And their albums aren't blasting continuously at GOP/Tea Party events? Instead we are stuck with country and/or Christian rock.

proudgrampa August 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Holy Crap. They are NOT candidates for "Cutest Couple."

KeepFnThatChicken August 10, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Cape Girardeau. The earthquakes stopped after Rush left.

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm

But they come back whenever Rusty hits town.

glamourdammerung August 10, 2011 at 12:10 pm

I must have missed where the conservatives shrilly demanded his resignation.

freakishlywrong August 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Once Fux puts it in their 24X7 loop of "news", I'm sure they will.

elviouslyqueer August 10, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Well, y'know, Kinder was with a female and a gay, so obviously Kinder (D) in 3…2…1…

KeepFnThatChicken August 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm

…and isn't it a requirement of any sex scandal to actually get laid? Not criticizing here, but I'd be impressed if he'd actually gotten some — especially after he spent fitty thou.

SorosBot August 10, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Not anymore; see Weiner.

Oblios_Cap August 10, 2011 at 12:13 pm

The important thing here is that it takes nineteen years to complete the circuit of being a Penthouse Pet to ending up at a south-city bar known for its pantsless parties and being hit on by orcs.

Good to know. Even if the years haven't been particularly kind.

Angry_Marmot August 10, 2011 at 1:20 pm

So, 8 1/2 relatively good years?

mavenmaven August 10, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Its a touching story.

Crank_Tango August 10, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Jeeze, you'd think they'd have new models of tranny strippers come out every year. Just pick a new one, bro.

EatsBabyDingos August 10, 2011 at 12:16 pm

So did he wear a skirt to the pantsless parties? Or a muu muu? Or a Northface tent (assuming he could put up the "tentpole")

Doktor Zoom August 10, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Nope. Not enough brain bleach to get me past this one.

Buzz Feedback August 10, 2011 at 12:17 pm

You sure that's a lady in the picture?

widestanceroman August 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Once, twice, three times.

She said no to this ogre.

elviouslyqueer August 10, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Unmarried elected Republican lieutenant governor Peter Kinder loves throwing money at a hot former Penthouse lady reasonably close to his own age.

Now KBJ, if you think Chapman is hot, get a load of Kinder's car.

SorosBot August 10, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Reading the whole article, Kirsten got one point wrong; Kinder is 56 and Chapman is 39, and when most of the stalking happened Kinder was 40 and Chapman 22. That's nowhere near "reasonably close to his own age", though at least she's an adult.

MLHencken August 10, 2011 at 12:25 pm

In terms of GOP moral equivalency, they are practically married.

In other words, it is totally ok because a) she is a lady, and not an underage boy and b) the age differential is under 20 years. They were almost high-school sweethearts!

Angry_Marmot August 10, 2011 at 1:22 pm

It's like dog years.

Gleem_McShineys August 10, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Remember those "Young Guns" over there on the R side?

"Not indended to be a factual age"

V572 Coif of Destiny August 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Makes me miss St Louis, where the scandals were shameless, nobody on the school board sent their children to public schools, city employees brazenly stole coins from parking meters, and the mayor's answer to all this was to plant more daffodils in every median.

The cool summers and mild winters made up for it.

DahBoner August 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Cool summers?

"Yesterday we showed you a picture of Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder, grinning broadly at a bar with an unidentified blonde.

Today we can tell you where that photo was taken: Verlin's, a south-city bar famous for its "pantless parties." That's not to say the lieutenant governor wasn't wearing pants: The comely bartenders at Verlin's sling drinks in their undies; the patrons evidently remain fully clothed. As the bar's ad in RFT proclaims, "Every night's a pantless party.""

Must be pretty hot (or gay) if you don't need to wear pants..

V572 Coif of Destiny August 10, 2011 at 1:13 pm

One year a transformer blew and we were an entire week without electric power when the temp and humidity were both pushing 100. St Louis is kind of a third-world city: all the whites are Catholic and all the kids play soccer.

Negropolis August 11, 2011 at 1:11 am

You sure you're not talking about my hometown of Detroit? lol Well, everything minus daffodilled medians. Detroiters fucking hate vegetation for whatever reason. Makes me mad.

Chet Kincaid August 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Candied yams. Why do I crave them, suddenly?

PristinePantalones August 10, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Um … because they both look like 'em? Although, srsly, I wouldn't eat either of them. Not even with a spoon with a 10-ft handle.

orygoon August 10, 2011 at 12:30 pm

LESS LESS LESS

EatsBabyDingos August 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Tase me Bro! In the EYES!

mavenmaven August 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Sounds like he's been getting some people in "the industry" pissed http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2011/04

Tundra Grifter August 10, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Those folks at the Riverfront Times can flat out write! This is good stuff.

"Kinder, you may recall, recently came under fire for using government money to subsidize his lavish stays at local hotels during his frequent trips to St. Louis. (He's since promised to pay back the money.)

"Yesterday, the lieutenant governor's car, a 2009 Ford Flex, was reportedly stolen in Cape Girardeau and promptly rammed into a gun shop. The vandal then torched the car and left it burning on a county road."

"Came under fire" and then the stolen car was burned. Well played.

Meanwhile, I think it's pretty well known that when "stolen" cars are burned the owner is often seeking an insurance payoff of the auto loan. Just sayin…

Doktor Zoom August 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Well, sure, Kinder's a dick, but here's another offensive story from that paper's current issue. Listen: The town of Republic, MO has banned Slaughterhouse-Five from the high school library. Happily, there's good news, too: the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library has pledged to give away up to 150 copies of the book to Republic students who ask for a copy.

EDIT: Oh, hey, and if you think that's a good idea, the Vonnegut Library is also asking for donations of $5 to cover sending books to Republic kids. I just PayPal'd mine. (Worth hitting the link just to see their browser-tab icon)

freakishlywrong August 10, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Fuck the world, these people. You know who else banned books?

Doktor Zoom August 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm

A guy who homeschools his kids, but thinks that the public school libraries need cleansing? Apparently he's on a bit of a crusade. Another lovely irony is that he is an associate professor at a public university. See also http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5814808/

PristinePantalones August 10, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Love it. An asshole is just perfect, an iconic representation of these baggertrash.

Trannysurprise August 10, 2011 at 12:39 pm

OT, but here's a new Tea Party survey with open comments! Enjoy.
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/FRDBKQ8

DashboardBuddha August 10, 2011 at 12:49 pm

District Dickhead Conservative Measurement

Fixed

imissopus August 10, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Ah, that was fun:

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BornInATrailer August 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Looked at photo, assumed pre-op/post-op.

user-of-owls August 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm

The best way to promote your "pantsless parties' is through "word of mouth" advertising.

randcoolcatdaddy August 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm

"…alleges that while she gave the state senator private dances, he would grab her by the shoulders and aggressively try to force her head into his lap. ‘He’d pull me down to his groin — really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me,’ she says.”"

That's funny … American's are saying the same thing about the banking industry.

Pragmatist2 August 10, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Hey! You left out the best part of the story:
" She saw him four years ago at an NRA convention: Their eyes locked, and Chapman confided to a companion that this was the creepy guy she'd told him about. "
A Penthouse Pet and an attendee at NRA conventions? Why isn't she running in the Republican primaries?

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Stormy Daniels has just found her running-mate.

Fare la Volpe August 10, 2011 at 12:44 pm

This looks like an ad for the new Doublemint flavor:

"Oily, Sun-Scorched Tomato."

Now in Value-Packs!

An_Outhouse August 10, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Wait a gosh darned minute:
"As a young stripper, she'd chosen not to tell men the truth about her personal life, knowing that if they learned she was gay, it would interfere with her tips. But today she's out and proud of who she is."

WTF Wonkette. How could you leave this part out – are we expected to read the articles that are linked to?

a_pink_poodle August 10, 2011 at 12:47 pm

A GOP member sexually going after someone that's not a gay man? Nonono something's horribly wrong here…

hagajim August 10, 2011 at 12:48 pm

She couldn't have sex with Kinder, because she was doing the nasty with Ann Coulter. (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/ann-coulter-joins-gay-conservative-group-190310016.html)

freakishlywrong August 10, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Up comes my lunch.

DashboardBuddha August 10, 2011 at 1:35 pm

I'm glad that Anne is coming out of the closet and embracing the gay man that she is.

x111e7thst August 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Piker. A real Republican would figure out a way to have the RNC pay for his condo and strippers.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2011 at 12:57 pm

You know who else is from Cape Girardeau and has to aggressively find beards that will "only danced with him because he [gives them] money”?

DahBoner August 10, 2011 at 1:18 pm

That guy with the New York City apartment that looked like Liberace decorated it?

PristinePantalones August 10, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Hitler. No?

DahBoner August 10, 2011 at 12:58 pm

"asked her to come live at his condo in order to “snuggle up” with him."

That's Republican for "How about we get into this dryer with a softener sheet and turn it on and see what happens?"…

El Pinche August 10, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Apparently dunking your face in vaseline is the latest craze amongst the old horny rich people.

Callyson August 10, 2011 at 1:11 pm

‘He’d pull me down to his groin — really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me’
She must be one tough cookie–I'd feel the pain the moment I *saw* Kinder's groin, clothed or not…

horsedreamer_1 August 10, 2011 at 1:13 pm

This upcoming Missouri governor's race is shaping up like the 2004 U.S. Senate campaign in Illinois. I expect Jay Nixon to be President in 2017, then.

& J.C. Watts to stand-in as GOP gubernatorial candidate (in lieu of Kinder, in lieu of Alan Keyes).

Redhead August 10, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Well it's obviously the woman's fault for leaving her house in the first place.

Limeylizzie August 10, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Can we have a Wonkette Pantsless Party, please, please??

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Already there.

PristinePantalones August 10, 2011 at 4:42 pm

I'm psyched and ready to attend.

ttommyunger August 10, 2011 at 1:50 pm

As a Missouri boy I was chronically embarrassed by our State and Local Politicians. Having lived in Georgia since l971 I now enjoy being embarrassed by the yokel, ignorant and corrupt politicians of two states.

PristinePantalones August 10, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Dood, you lived in CA for a while too. Didn't the local politicians manage to earn a niche in your Enjoyment Nicheteria?

ttommyunger August 10, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Was in HS those years. Did not know what the term “politician” meant.

mrblifil August 10, 2011 at 1:57 pm

I don't know what guys see in these women.

donner_froh August 10, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Total asshole and typical of the kind of guy who doesn't understand that giving a stripper money is not the same as having a date with her.

BZ1 August 10, 2011 at 3:09 pm

"I only danced with him because he gave me money.” Isn't that the entire repub raison d'etre? (this may mean dictionary time…)

portermelmoth August 10, 2011 at 11:55 pm

The greasy sheen on their hopped up visages proves that they have been trading sexy bodily fluids for some time now.

Negropolis August 11, 2011 at 12:45 am

Mommy, why are their faces melting?

EDIT: Wait on damned minute, here. She's only 39? In what kind of years is she 39?

Negropolis August 11, 2011 at 1:00 am

Kirsten, how could you leave out the best part? From what I've heard, she is a lesbian. It makes his unwanted advances look even more pathetic.

EBGrey August 11, 2011 at 10:01 am

First, RE "Ms." Chapman, that's not a woman, it's a man, man.

Second, If I were incumbent Gov. Nixon, I'd be very concerned to learn that my name, Kinder's name, and the verb "mounting" were used in the same sentence.

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