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Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder Enjoys Recreational Lady Stalking

fancy running into you again!Unmarried elected Republican lieutenant governor Peter Kinder loves throwing money at a hot former Penthouse lady reasonably close to his own age. That “scandal” only ranks about a three out of ten because… eh, there’s the “adult lady” part. But is there some fine print? Sure: “[Tammy] Chapman alleges that while she gave the state senator private dances, he would grab her by the shoulders and aggressively try to force her head into his lap. ‘He’d pull me down to his groin — really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me,’ she says.” More scandal-ish! But it’s hardly news that all male Republicans, even closeted ones, are always aroused by spiritual, political, economic and physical violence against women, so it’s not much of an exception as scandals go. Maybe still just a six? NOH WAIT, here it is: creepy red-faced ogre Kinder continued to hang around Chapman’s place of work even after she asked him not to visit and “found her” when she went to another employer and asked her to come live at his condo in order to “snuggle up” with him. That’s Jesus-speak for “sex until your brain bleeds tumors out your ears.” Ding ding ding! Elected official sex fiends never disappoint. Who’s paying for the condo, incidentally?

Kinder’s campaign committee pays for it, because Kinder got tired of being yelled at by taxpayers for racking up $50,000 luxury hotel bills on the public’s dime while visiting St. Louis.

From the Riverfront Times:

‚ÄčTammy Chapman, the former Penthouse Pet photographed earlier this year with Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder at a south-city bar known for its “pantsless parties,” says she never had an affair with the politician — but it wasn’t for lack of trying on his part.

In fact, Chapman tells Daily RFT, Kinder was obsessed with her nearly sixteen years ago, when she was a young stripper on the East Side and he was an up-and-coming Republican state senator — to the point that she cut off all contact. Still, when he saw her at Verlin’s Bar and Grill last winter, after they hadn’t seen each other in years, she says that Kinder — who is now widely believed to be mounting a challenge to incumbent Governor Jay Nixon, a Democrat — suggested she move into his Brentwood condo.

The bartender didn’t take the invitation as a platonic one. “He told me it was a big place, with a couple of bedrooms, and I could have my own — unless I wanted to come snuggle up with him,” Chapman says. “It was like going straight back to the past when he’d offer to have me come to events in Cape Girardeau all the time. I declined, declined and declined — every offer he gave me. I only danced with him because he gave me money.”

This sounds like a metaphor for the entire Tea Party. [Riverfront Times]

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173 comments

  1. elviouslyqueer

    JESUS, that picture. Was that one of the outtakes from the Real Morticians of Missouri pilot?

  2. Barb

    " a south-city bar known for its “pantsless parties,”
    Um, where did he keep his wallet then? I bet he had a roll of silver dollars tucked in his rectum, just in case.

  3. SorosBot

    Kinder has proven that he lives up to the good old Christian family values, according to which women are property of men; he purchased the stripper, so how dare she not perform the services the man, who is an actual human being since he has a penis, wants.

  4. WhatTheHeck

    “Snuggling,” “mounting a challenge,” “pantsless parties,” “Penthouse Pet.”
    I'm afraid, that's too much for me this early in the a.m. I'm trying to do some work here.

    1. FlyOverGirl

      With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
      In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more"

      Yikes.

  5. SoBeach

    She's female and well over 21. These days that makes it an inspiring, feel-good story like he was visiting a children's ward or dropping off groceries for elderly shut-ins.

  6. fuflans

    nearly sixteen years ago, when she was a young stripper on the East Side

    and now she's penthouse pet!

    SEE!!! america is still the land of opportunity and horatio alger.

      1. writechic

        Worse. Like they're their own aunt and uncle. Like she's his sister-grandma. Like he's her uncle-granpa-cousin-brother.

        I need brain shampoo now.

    1. Tundra Grifter

      If you click on the Riverfront Times link (and get past that photo of one-half of her peach ofa pair) they really look like brother and sister.

      Really.

  7. Tundra Grifter

    "Kinder — who is now widely believed to be mounting a challenge to incumbent Governor Jay Nixon, a Democrat — suggested she move into his Brentwood condo."

    Looks to me like Kinder has already got a challenge to his mounting.

    I clicked on that Riverfront Times link. Ms. Chapman's photo is, well, uplifting. The caption "Tammy Chapman, featured in this August 1992 Penthouse spread…" Somebody at that paper has quite a sense of humor!

    Meanwhile, " Chapman says. 'It was like going straight back to the past when he’d offer to have me come to events in Cape Girardeau all the time.'"

    And we all know Cape Girardeau's favorite son.

    1. horsedreamer_1

      August '92, you say? Well, looks like retro has finally got around to the election of Bill Clinton. I expect Gennifer Flowers (Penthouse, Dec '92) to be in the news, again, shortly.

  8. RedneckMuslin

    ‘He’d pull me down to his groin — really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me,’ she says.”

    So this makes Peter Kinder an aptonym then, too, also.

  9. Jerry Fjord

    To me this sounds way worse than seeing Anthony's turgid wiener, but he's Republican't so it's okay. The ends justify the means, sheeple! Sometimes you have to become corrupt and immoral to fight America destroying social-libz!

  10. fartknocker

    This is gross. I got nothing, other than everyone in the article uses the same tanning spray used by Boehner.

  11. Oblios_Cap

    That’s Jesus-speak for “sex until your brain bleeds tumors out your ears.”

    Shit! I seem to be missing out on a lot by failing to attend church.

  12. GregComlish

    Hedley: Qualifications?
    Peter Kinder: Rape, tax cuts, spending cuts, and rape.
    Hedley: You said rape twice.
    Peter Kinder: I like rape

  13. freakishlywrong

    The thought of a Republican, any Republican, having sex with anyone/thing is so repugnant it could be considered a border-line eating disorder.

  14. freakishlywrong

    From the article:
    Kinder's spokesman, Jay Eastlick, referred all questions to his campaign committee. The spokesman for the committee, Jared Craighead, did not return two calls seeking comment.
    Those names. Shit writes itself.

    1. DashboardBuddha

      Seriously…she looks like she's been tanned and treated so much her skin has turned into leather. I've had dress shoes that were less shiny.

  15. poncho_pilot

    politicians have entirely too much money. and, as is par for the course since they all like to play one of the more useless "sports", they spend it on stupid shit. and act like creeps. i'm looking forward to Tammy's Law or something similar.

  16. Mumbletypeg

    As a young stripper, she'd chosen not to tell men the truth about her personal life, knowing that if they learned she was gay, it would interfere with her tips. But today she's out and proud of who she is.

    Oh so there's the happy ending. Why'dja have to bury it into the last few paragraphs, RiverfrontTimes?

  17. Mumbletypeg

    from wikipedia:

    "[Kinder's] mother, who died on January 4, 2008, sang duets with the mother of Rush Limbaugh for 50 years; Rush Limbaugh even attended the funeral."

    Now everything starts to make sense….

      1. NorthStarSpanx

        And their albums aren't blasting continuously at GOP/Tea Party events? Instead we are stuck with country and/or Christian rock.

  18. KeepFnThatChicken

    …and isn't it a requirement of any sex scandal to actually get laid? Not criticizing here, but I'd be impressed if he'd actually gotten some — especially after he spent fitty thou.

  19. Oblios_Cap

    The important thing here is that it takes nineteen years to complete the circuit of being a Penthouse Pet to ending up at a south-city bar known for its pantsless parties and being hit on by orcs.

    Good to know. Even if the years haven't been particularly kind.

  20. Crank_Tango

    Jeeze, you'd think they'd have new models of tranny strippers come out every year. Just pick a new one, bro.

  21. EatsBabyDingos

    So did he wear a skirt to the pantsless parties? Or a muu muu? Or a Northface tent (assuming he could put up the "tentpole")

  22. elviouslyqueer

    Unmarried elected Republican lieutenant governor Peter Kinder loves throwing money at a hot former Penthouse lady reasonably close to his own age.

    Now KBJ, if you think Chapman is hot, get a load of Kinder's car.

  23. SorosBot

    Reading the whole article, Kirsten got one point wrong; Kinder is 56 and Chapman is 39, and when most of the stalking happened Kinder was 40 and Chapman 22. That's nowhere near "reasonably close to his own age", though at least she's an adult.

    1. MLHencken

      In terms of GOP moral equivalency, they are practically married.

      In other words, it is totally ok because a) she is a lady, and not an underage boy and b) the age differential is under 20 years. They were almost high-school sweethearts!

    2. Gleem_McShineys

      Remember those "Young Guns" over there on the R side?

      "Not indended to be a factual age"

  24. V572 Coif of Destiny

    Makes me miss St Louis, where the scandals were shameless, nobody on the school board sent their children to public schools, city employees brazenly stole coins from parking meters, and the mayor's answer to all this was to plant more daffodils in every median.

    The cool summers and mild winters made up for it.

    1. DahBoner

      Cool summers?

      "Yesterday we showed you a picture of Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder, grinning broadly at a bar with an unidentified blonde.

      Today we can tell you where that photo was taken: Verlin's, a south-city bar famous for its "pantless parties." That's not to say the lieutenant governor wasn't wearing pants: The comely bartenders at Verlin's sling drinks in their undies; the patrons evidently remain fully clothed. As the bar's ad in RFT proclaims, "Every night's a pantless party.""

      Must be pretty hot (or gay) if you don't need to wear pants..

      1. V572 Coif of Destiny

        One year a transformer blew and we were an entire week without electric power when the temp and humidity were both pushing 100. St Louis is kind of a third-world city: all the whites are Catholic and all the kids play soccer.

    2. Negropolis

      You sure you're not talking about my hometown of Detroit? lol Well, everything minus daffodilled medians. Detroiters fucking hate vegetation for whatever reason. Makes me mad.

    1. PristinePantalones

      Um … because they both look like 'em? Although, srsly, I wouldn't eat either of them. Not even with a spoon with a 10-ft handle.

    1. Tundra Grifter

      Those folks at the Riverfront Times can flat out write! This is good stuff.

      "Kinder, you may recall, recently came under fire for using government money to subsidize his lavish stays at local hotels during his frequent trips to St. Louis. (He's since promised to pay back the money.)

      "Yesterday, the lieutenant governor's car, a 2009 Ford Flex, was reportedly stolen in Cape Girardeau and promptly rammed into a gun shop. The vandal then torched the car and left it burning on a county road."

      "Came under fire" and then the stolen car was burned. Well played.

      Meanwhile, I think it's pretty well known that when "stolen" cars are burned the owner is often seeking an insurance payoff of the auto loan. Just sayin…

  25. Doktor Zoom

    Well, sure, Kinder's a dick, but here's another offensive story from that paper's current issue. Listen: The town of Republic, MO has banned Slaughterhouse-Five from the high school library. Happily, there's good news, too: the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library has pledged to give away up to 150 copies of the book to Republic students who ask for a copy.

    EDIT: Oh, hey, and if you think that's a good idea, the Vonnegut Library is also asking for donations of $5 to cover sending books to Republic kids. I just PayPal'd mine. (Worth hitting the link just to see their browser-tab icon)

    1. PristinePantalones

      Love it. An asshole is just perfect, an iconic representation of these baggertrash.

    1. imissopus

      Ah, that was fun:

      Yes I have comment regards number 3 question, i am not american but like to vote many time in all elections all the time and will vote for this Wolf man if black man in beret at vote place will let me. also, i have complaint about ticket to Yakov Smirnoff show i bought here on this web site many months long ago and ticket never arrive! where is ticket? or money back? please reply.

  26. randcoolcatdaddy

    "…alleges that while she gave the state senator private dances, he would grab her by the shoulders and aggressively try to force her head into his lap. ‘He’d pull me down to his groin — really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me,’ she says.”"

    That's funny … American's are saying the same thing about the banking industry.

  27. Pragmatist2

    Hey! You left out the best part of the story:
    " She saw him four years ago at an NRA convention: Their eyes locked, and Chapman confided to a companion that this was the creepy guy she'd told him about. "
    A Penthouse Pet and an attendee at NRA conventions? Why isn't she running in the Republican primaries?

  28. Fare la Volpe

    This looks like an ad for the new Doublemint flavor:

    "Oily, Sun-Scorched Tomato."

    Now in Value-Packs!

  29. An_Outhouse

    Wait a gosh darned minute:
    "As a young stripper, she'd chosen not to tell men the truth about her personal life, knowing that if they learned she was gay, it would interfere with her tips. But today she's out and proud of who she is."

    WTF Wonkette. How could you leave this part out – are we expected to read the articles that are linked to?

  30. a_pink_poodle

    A GOP member sexually going after someone that's not a gay man? Nonono something's horribly wrong here…

  31. x111e7thst

    Piker. A real Republican would figure out a way to have the RNC pay for his condo and strippers.

  32. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    You know who else is from Cape Girardeau and has to aggressively find beards that will "only danced with him because he [gives them] money”?

  33. DahBoner

    "asked her to come live at his condo in order to “snuggle up” with him."

    That's Republican for "How about we get into this dryer with a softener sheet and turn it on and see what happens?"…

  34. El Pinche

    Apparently dunking your face in vaseline is the latest craze amongst the old horny rich people.

  35. Callyson

    ‘He’d pull me down to his groin — really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me’
    She must be one tough cookie–I'd feel the pain the moment I *saw* Kinder's groin, clothed or not…

  36. horsedreamer_1

    This upcoming Missouri governor's race is shaping up like the 2004 U.S. Senate campaign in Illinois. I expect Jay Nixon to be President in 2017, then.

    & J.C. Watts to stand-in as GOP gubernatorial candidate (in lieu of Kinder, in lieu of Alan Keyes).

  37. ttommyunger

    As a Missouri boy I was chronically embarrassed by our State and Local Politicians. Having lived in Georgia since l971 I now enjoy being embarrassed by the yokel, ignorant and corrupt politicians of two states.

    1. PristinePantalones

      Dood, you lived in CA for a while too. Didn't the local politicians manage to earn a niche in your Enjoyment Nicheteria?

  38. BZ1

    "I only danced with him because he gave me money.” Isn't that the entire repub raison d'etre? (this may mean dictionary time…)

  39. Negropolis

    Mommy, why are their faces melting?

    EDIT: Wait on damned minute, here. She's only 39? In what kind of years is she 39?

  40. Negropolis

    Kirsten, how could you leave out the best part? From what I've heard, she is a lesbian. It makes his unwanted advances look even more pathetic.

  41. EBGrey

    First, RE "Ms." Chapman, that's not a woman, it's a man, man.

    Second, If I were incumbent Gov. Nixon, I'd be very concerned to learn that my name, Kinder's name, and the verb "mounting" were used in the same sentence.

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