Who says the GOP guys’ team gets to have all the DUI arrest fun these days? That is sexist of them. It’s not like Republican women aren’t also “pro-family values” sometimes, too! See, here we go: Amber Hahn is was a Wisconsin county GOP chair who went on Fox News not long ago to pose as a “random concerned parent” full of Panic and Outrage over the dangerous “pro-union propaganda” teaching of labor union history in public schools. Then Hahn drove her car around drunk until it crashed while her three children were also riding in the car. That’s a little bit terrifying and hypocritical, you might say! Eh, here is the thing about a “family values” politician, tho: danger to children only exists if it is utterly fictional. Real Danger does not count.
From the Wisconsin State Journal:
The chairwoman of the Republican Party of Columbia County resigned Friday after a drunken crash with her three children in her car.
Amber Hahn, 35, of rural Poynette, said she crashed her car Thursday night while driving drunk, but that no one was hurt and that no other vehicles were involved. The Columbia County Sheriff’s Office arrived at the scene from the OnStar alert in her car, she said.
Columbia County District Attorney Jane Kohlwey said the incident took place about 9 p.m. on Old B and Raddatz roads in the town of Springvale. Kohlwey, a Republican, said she asked a special prosecutor from Dane County to handle the case.
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I'd say "real danger" would be rolling over in the morning and having those eyes staring at you.
Sheesh, I'm not even in her goddamn bed and already I feel creeped out by teh KrayZLayDee eyes. Is this some sort of rural phenomenon of Amerikkka?
Yeah, she def has that "we had a one night stand and now I'm driving across country in a pair of diapers and with a shotgun to come and say 'hi'" look in her eyes.
One of those young ladies who calls and calls and calls. And that's just the next morning.
Pretty much until your phone melts.
To be fair, she is drunk in that picture.
And probably aware that she has just fucked up a bit.
Sadly for me, I'd hit that.
Aw, you can totally find yourself a nice drunk, but not meth-addicted, girl who doesn't bring her kids to the bar. Don't sell yourself short.
Some of my friends who grew up in San Francisco used to stand in front of the open door at a neighborhood bar and yell "Daddy! Daddy! Please come home! Mom is so worried!"
Of course, their Dad was at work.
That one never worked for me, as my father tended bar down the street at the old Twin Peaks Tavern.
You're not the only one.
Son, they just don't make beer goggles that thick.
Poor thing. If I had a face like that, I'd get drunk every night and try to kill my kids, too.
I'm getting a GEICO caveman vibe from her mugshot. Only really drunk.
And I'm something of an expert on drunk cavemen.
Coyote ugly (adj.) Someone (U.S. pejorative slang) who is very ugly, nearly always applied to a non-canine female. "The woman was so coyote ugly that if I woke up with her sleeping on my arm, I would chew it off to get away". See Amber Hahn.
I love the Wonkette when I can just read the 1st comment, snort wine out my nose and go to sleep with a smile on my face :)
DJ: Thank you! The key to a satisfactory p-ness is being in the right position.
Bachmann/ Amber 2012…the Krazy Eyes is Watchin' YOU!
A women GOP'er drunk? See the republicans really are the party of inclusion.
To be a woman and a GOP'er would require a constant state of intoxication I would wager.
Can I just say that my love for your username has never waned? NEVER.
Good thing that big government didn't force her to have those kids restrained or anything.
But, good thing a GOP government would force her to have those kids.
Tits or GTFO.
But she's a pretty good Mom.
In that Susan Smith kind of way!
I'm sure she'd argue that child safety restraints are the by-product of unconstitutional government over-reach.
Guessing she's pro-choice when it comes to child safety restraints. But not so much the other kind.
As long as you're not, you know, judging her by unreasonable standards, like not turning her kiddies into possible roadkill. Next, the sex tape.
"Then Hahn drove her car around drunk until it crashed while her three children were also riding in the car."
Hahn was just demonstrating the dangers of drunk driving to her kids.
When it's time for the dangers of unprotected sex lesson….yikes.
she might unintentionally demonstrating the dangers of being a Republican to her kids
The stare is not quite vacant enough, and it's supposed to be a hooker, not your kids. I only give it a 3.
She had difficulty finding a hooker who was willing to sit in a car full of stinky kid stuff, like the remnants of the last 437 Happy Meals she had to buy the little fuckers so they would get in the car with her. "C'mon, ya li'l shits, it's MOM!! I promise I won't kill ya!" No? Not maternal enough?
She needed the kids to hold the go cups.
Clearly this was the doing of the Union/Socialist Thugs who are trying to destroy Scott Walker.
The conspiracy is deep. The conspiracy is very deep. We must all await further orders from the Tea Party and Glenn Beck to know how to prevent ourselves from coming under the influence of their secret alcohol rays!
She's a true hero.
I'm not sure what true patriots in Washington can do to fight off the pro-union mind control rays, but I'm sure it has something to do with sniffing coke and sleeping with hookers
Buy seeds, Cheap gold plated coins, and 5 copies of Overton Window. It's the only solution.
thanks for that, I never heard of Overton window before and have now spent/ wasted an hour googling/ reading about Glenn BecKKK and the douchebag Joe Overton who came up with this non-sense (i'm over 50 now and realize all the time how precious the years/ days/ minutes I have left are and yet I STILL go for this obscure idealogical shit…must be the booze?)
I'm dusting off/reshaping my tin foil hat as we speak.
Yum, alcohol rays! Please aim in my direction!
luckily the car was Union-made and there were no serious injuries to the kids.
That is the hilarious -sad?- part about these folk, they are all proud to drive American SUVs but when I asked my poor, poor Teabagger Mom if it was because it supported decent hard working folk she said no.
oh my, your Mom is a POOR Teabagger, why I thought they were all rich? (my Mom is smart. she's a Republican and invested well so I don't have to worry about her movin' in with me when they take her SS away!)
You mean, she was riding an Audi, formerly known as Auto Union?
fucking WIN of the day! now I can FINALLY go to sleep :)
Too bad Bobby Riggs is dead. This would make a killer Battle of the Sexes.
That picture screams METH ADDICT.
She should start a parenting group: Mommies with Mug Shots.
Mother's Day In….the Pen.
Take Your kids to the Pen Day or Republican Womens' Club Meeting
She did real well on the Fox interview! She didn't seem surprised by Gretchen's bullet-pointed PowerPoint questions at all! She couldn't have been more calm and collected if her appearance had been rehearsed!
What a loss for the GOP, but more importantly, what a loss for concerned parents everywhere. Who will be left to think of the children?
Hopefully, the children have gotten clean away from Teh CrayCrayLayDee and are all safe,now.
Warren Jeffs? Oh, they caught him, didn't they? Well, I'm sure he's still thinking of children all the time.
librulz?
"Then Hahn drove her car around drunk until it crashed while her three children were also riding in the car."
Hahn was just giving home schooling drivers ed classes to her kids.
Man, Marcus Bachmann looks like shit. Somebody should tell him that orange is really not his color.
What is that fey lad's colour, anyway? He seems to look awful no matter what he wears. Needs MOAR glitter.
Way too skinny to be Marcus. Looks much more to be the prelude to a Newsweek cover.
Hey, if she was drinking Schlitz, it's case dismissed.
They only found 23 empties. Couldn't make a case out of that.
*rimshot*
She couldn't take beer to the beach or she might get sand in her Schlitz.
Hahn is also a Poynette School Board member and volunteer firefighter.
Personally, I'd think she would resign from *these* jobs, where drinking might be a problem, but keep the chair of the county GOP, where drinking is a requirement…
Volunteer firefighters here in Upstate NY, tend like lots of festivals where drinking lots of cheap beer is a requirement. Pig roast anyone.
Loady McPantspooper shouldn't have resigned a thing. Binge drinking is a doG given right up here in Wisconsin, our liberal drunk driving laws keep fine citizens like Ms. Hahn on the road with the kids and keeping us on our toes. A couple of grand and a class and she will be fine. And think of the tales the kids can tell at family reunions: "Remember when mom got faced and rolled the Explorer? Puked like a fire hose didn't she? Bummer about the car, but man she could puke. I seen guys in the service that couldn't…….."
hahahaha, made me spew rum out my nose (ran outta wine)
No one was hurt and that no other vehicles were involved. Meh, no blood no foul.
BAC Libel!!!
MADD Libel!
DWI Libel!
She's had too many Kochtails (ahem).
Well done.
More like too many Rum & Kochs.
"WILL SOME ONE PLEASE (hiccup) THINK OF THE CHILDREN"
-Psudo Fox Pundent-
Can't wait to see the next OnStar commercial.
Thank you OnStar, for getting me nailed for DWI, you bastards!
I guess Big Brother is okay when it's a commercial Big Brother device, and not the gubmint.
I guess Big Brother is okay when it's a commercial Big Brother device, and not the gubmint.
Um, hello: GOP chick —> using OnStar —> OnStar owned by GM —> GM received gubmint bailout muneez —> Obama oversaw gubmint bailout muneez –> Obama responsible for covertly orchestrating takedown of GOP chick.
Now, all this needs is a link to the Muslin Caliphate, and the circle will be complete.
Draw it on a chalkboard, and I'll believe it unconditionally!
(Nicely done.)
"Alcohol" is an Arabic word. BAM.
I'm not saying that the OnStar logo looks just like Obama's Mooslamick Nukyular Security Summit logo, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T, either.
I wondered how long it would take for someone to make the obvious "OnStar is only on GM vehicles" connection.
fuck you ARE a genius, and yes I'm still hopelessly in luv with you (but I'm still NOT gay ok?!)
OnStar Roadside Assistance: "OnStar Roadside Assistance, I see you've been in a crash, how may we assist you?"
Amber Hahn: "I JUST WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!11! NOBAMA OSAMA BIN SLACKING MADE ME DRIVE INTO A DITCH LOOKING FOR HOBOS TO BLOW!1!! WHERE ARE THE JOBZ!!!1!"
*hand over receiver* "Marge, I got me another drunk republican on the phone."
*hands over reciever* "Kids in the car, they're laughin' at her hangin' upside down and pukin'. Sounds like they're ok. Jeez, some people…"
Must be a Dem.
No flag pin on her orange prison jumper.
Countdown until Fox airs a (D) next to her name.
She was letting Jesus drive.
"Jesus is my designated driver."
"Jesus take the wheel"?
Dear god, besides being horrible that song has got to have one of the most irresponsible, reprehensible messages I've heard.
What's funny to me is her next hit had her taking a baseball bat to her exBF's "pretty little ride". On one hand, christian herione, on the other, jealous bitch is lethal. <g>
Or better yet, that one time, in Vegas.
Dashboard Jeebus WTF?
Billy Idol – Plastic Jesus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F-5kpyD4cE
Sounds to me like Jesus had too many spirits, pun fully intended.
"Then Hahn drove her car around drunk until it crashed while her three children were also riding in the car."
Joyriding, Kirsten. Why does Wonkette hate Joy™ (not to mention, Freedom™)?
Oh, and I forgot: Holy Amber Alert, Batman!
~
& she blames high taxes on the "Job creators" and Obama-care in 5…4…3…
Marcus Bachmann is converting to LDS so he can marry this one, too.
Oddly enough, the only two-word anagram of "Amber Hahn" is "Hah, Barmen!"
Or "Heh, Barman!!!"
Teaching the history of labor unions in the schools = immediate, real, awful danger to children.
Driving drunk and smashing into things with a car full of kids = not so bad.
Works for me.
Well, your avatar is The Order Of Lenin, her avatar is The Order Of Smirnoff.
Smirnoff? Is that like what SexySmurf does solo?
In Soviet Russia, drunks drive you!
why are her children even in school? they should be working 16 hour days in a factory where their tiny hands can fit between the moving parts of a machine like they would have in the good old days. that would teach those dangerous unions a lesson.
Better Dead than Red!
So Jessica is obviously the pretty sister.
Random obscure 80s reference of the morning! +1
Wow, I remember now!
fucking WIN! for most obscure reference of the day
Ossifer! I swear to drunk I'm not God!
If you were as hated as the GOP in Wisconsin, you'd probably try to kill yourself too.
The Hahn Sobriety. Or lack thereof.
She may be a drunk – but that picture just screams "meth skank".
Glory holes, anyway.
Not raddled with enough open weeping sores.
OK, but how wide is her stance?
it's good that she's already picked out a porn name for her new career.
With all these drunk GOPers lately I've developed a theory.
They are self-medicating in order to live with the guilt of what they're doing to this country.
That would mean they have a conscience and I'm not convinced of that.
Maybe it's an unconscious conscience.
What a coincidence! I'm also self-medicating over what they're doing to this country.
OBarmanCare
Sure you're not confusing cause and effect?
Really, it's probably a geographical thing – wingnuts primarily live in the country and exurbs, while liberals usually live in or near the cities; and people drink and drive a lot in the country, but not in the city where there are plenty of other ways to get around.
Tell that to my former Probation officer.
No need for light-rail if you only drink light-beer.
No wonder teh rednex h8 mass transport.
"It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society" ~ J. Krishnamurti
Liv Ullman stars in 'DUIs and Whispers.'
If you think about it, her OnStar put her kids in foster care.
Hahn, 35, crashed her car Thursday night while driving drunk. No other vehicles were involved and fortunately no one was injured. Police were summoned by the car's On-Star call system.
If it weren't for that newfangled lie-beral gadget, she could have just walked away and taught her kids a lesson in the GOP form of personal responsibility.
Instead of the "On-Star" device, she needs the IOKIYAR gizmo.
If my daughter endangered my grandchildren like that, I would go ballistic. Hell, if my daughter was a Republican, I'd go ballistic.
Seems appropriate, after she sent her car ballistic.
No one would blame you.
Endangering children, being a Republican; potato, potahto.
This goes to show how egalitarian the Republican party is — she just shattered that glass
ceilingwindshield.To the Right, danger to children only exists when they are inside the womb.
Ain't that the damn fucking truth. I really am in no mood today. NO MOOD FOR THESE FUCKERS.
Hey, once they're born, it's their parents' JERB to take care of them and quit whining to the taxpayer, geez.
I blame Obama.
Everybody else does too, so take a number and get in line.
Definitely an Amber Alert if she's on the road.
Needs moar Tigger costoom
Aw, she looks just like a Hahn in the Deerlights.
Looks like someone can't Hahndle their fucking alcohol.
well to be fair, gotta get the kids home and out of the bar before bedtime.
I guess that is right. I always hide mine under the bears in the claw machine.
"They tell me I shouldn't drink n' drive, but those kids have to get to school". — Dave Attell
There's something wrong with Aunt Amber.
Did you watch that fucking doc on HBO?? The problem with Dianne is she was drunk as fuck, high, and an irresponsible cunt. I don't know why the widower dad couldn't just accept that fact and call a spade a cunt, as it were.
I read about the film and decided I would not watch it. I read that they have done and redone the autopsy results and it proves she was drunk and high so why do a movie about this murdering bitch?
I said before, "Pro-Life, except for the victims". It doesn't stop being a thing that's true, except I guess now we can add in "Pro Family Values, except for the victims" also too.
No fetus was put at risk, so it's all OK.
Did they test? My freude could use some schaden in the form of her being preggers and miscarrying as a result of the crash. Also, too, I'm a mean person.
plus the fetal alcohol syndrome.
Or as they say in the Repubican Platform, "… protect sacred life until it leaves the womb, then fuck it in the skull with crappy schools, unsafe jobs, no Social Security and the responsibility to support our billionaire patrons."
…and then drive around with the poor petrified kids in the backseat while you're stumbling drunk.
Also, all the pesticide laden water they can drink.
What, is Shelly giving her staring lessons? This is too much crazy GOP lady shit for me in a single day. Tone it down, Kirsten!
You can't be a dry-drunk like Beck and Bush unless you pay your dues first.
Nice of the prison to find a jumpsuit that matches her Boehner-esq skin tone.
It's the liver, in both cases.
How does this impact Sarah?
How do alcoholic, conservative, meth-heads impact Sarah Palin? Do you even have to ask?
Unfortunately, there was no impact with Sarah Palin.
Let the poor woman catch her breath. She's forced to live with the media invading her books, TV shows, films, tweets, and prone-to-abort cross country tours.
Can't she enjoy a little private life once in a while?
And her fucking hair salon don't forget.
Palin bailed her out of jail because she thought Amber was a relative.
And they have to bring in a DA from a different county? WTF? The republican DA has so little integrity as to not be able to prosecute a DUI case? What, only Democrats get tickets in that county? Man, that state is Koched up!
I thought the problem with Washington was spending not drinking. Sorry, 'baggers, looks like you'll have to change what you attack.
Fuck it's like the state hobby in Wisconsin. Layoffa her.
I thought in Wisconsin drunk driving was considered a sport.
Only in the winter or any part of football season.
But she's still pro-life! These were children, not fetuses, so they don't count.
Also: this occurred around 9 pm. Not anytime close to bar-close. This dame is keeping it real, Wisconsin-style.
Now takin' her kids to the bar till close is Texas style.
Leavin' them in the car is what we'd do in Georgia.
And still, there's a population problem.
In Arizona, we give 'em a gun to play with in the car.
That's the middle-school FSA programme: Future Surveyors of America.
Another name to add to the Honor Roll of Republican Family Values.
They told me beer would make me smart, since it made Bud wiser.
Sadder Budweiser.
Looks like Old Granddad almost got a death panel.
See this is just what she was on about. Those Union cops clearly had it in for her.
She's got a serious Chaka thing going on: http://www.bookmice.net/darkchilde/lost/land22/3….
In her defense, when was the last time anybody ever had a flattering drunken mugshot?
Kohlwey, a Republican, said she asked a special prosecutor from Dane County to handle the case.
Special prosecutor? The President of the United States gets a special prosecutor; big deal political/security cases get one (the Scooter Libby/ Valerie Palme fiasco). Why does a simple drunken driving with your kids in the car get a special prosecutor?
Republicans are fucked up but Wisconsin Republicans are really fucked up.
See, I had a different take. I actually thought maybe the Republican DA called in the special prosecutor so as to avoid a conflict of interest. But then, I have a bad habit of giving people too much credit.
I figured they were more concerned about being implicated in something else illegal Hahn was doing that no one knows about yet myself.
You're my kind of paranoid.
You call it paranoia, I call it past experience.
She's just a sinner and has already been forgiven. Now she can comb her hair, splash on some face paint and get ready for the cover of Newsweek. Another Teabagger star is born.
Just another sexist attack by the liberal media on a conservative woman.
Bud libel.
A crime in Wisconsin where cannibalism isn't involved is rather unique. You better bookmark this one for future reference.
I thought Jeffrey Dahmer was in Minnesota. There were cannibalistic serial killers in Wisconsin too?
I think it was Milwaukee
You're right. Also, some years before Jeffey, there was Ed Gein (tho he was upstate).
clearly this makes her eligible to be president of the united states.
Republican candidates have to wreck cars AND planes.
I'd love to be the family law attorney representing her husband/father of the kids. Slam dunk!
If it was 1 A.M. and I saw this woman drunk in a bar, you know what I would do?
I would RUN for my life.
Honey, that's how come she got busted. She was chasing down the last runner.
If she raises her arms in supplication, dances trance-like in the aisles, and spread-eagles on the floor (as we all do), I feel certain that all will be forgiven.
Looks like she's been drinking more or less continuously since the Packers won the Super Bowl.
Havn't we all?
I know I try to do my part.
Children don't matter after they're born.
Is this the outtake from the Bachmann Newsweek sessions?
That's my kinda porn – photos of drunk, disoriented, dissheveled teatards in orange prison outfits — Can't get enough of 'em.
The Republican solution would be to ban women from driving, instead requiring that a male relative drives them. It's what Jesus would do.
But, but, creeping sharia. Nevermind, they probably wouldn't recognize the irony.
They're not called "Talibangelicals" for nothing!
That's some Handmaid's Tale shit, right there.
"Mommy, can you not hit that tree?"
"I know what I'm do…"
Sometimes you have to crash your kids into a tree to save them from the unions. It is true, unions are THAT scary!
I bet she only uses incandescent lighting in her home too!
I would too, if I was her. It's obvious the police station uses fluorescents, and she looks terrible!
GOP now has a two drink minimum.
Just like the Jason Bonham concert at the Rave/Eagles's Club in Milwaukee.
Obviously, she went way over and above the minimum, heah.
Am I the only one that thinks her mug shot looks presidential than Bachmann looks in her Newsweek photo?
I'm not sure I understand. How is Sarah Palin the real victim here?
"…crashed while her three children were also riding in the car."
She did it for the children–how else are they going to learn about the evils of drunk driving?
I'd hit that. With my car while drunk.
I'd cheer you on from the sidelines.
This is a better photo than Michele B. on Newsweek.
typical nanny state overreach, dictating to parents how drunk they should or shouldn't be while they drive their OWN CHILDREN around on public roads. government needs to LEAVE PARENTS ALONE and just stick to hastening the demise of poor people and forbidding various sexual techniques
She wants a special prosecutor from liberal Dane Co so she can scream persecution when she gets convicted.
Please – that's not a woman. Her five o'clock shadow is darker than Ann Coulter's.
Too bad she isn't in New York, here it is a felony to drive drunk with the kids in the car. Mommy has to go away for awhile.
I wonder if that is the law in Maryland- if not, I am going to bring it up with my legislators
Amber Hahn in better days, on teevee.
Not much better
She's got the same clenched, pine-tree-up-the-butt expression as does Shelley. Are these bitches not familiar with Activia?
What did your elitist parents do with you on Friday night? Take you to the movies or something? Real 'Murkins tool around with their drunk parents for fun.
We had to do the whole Shabbas thing- we didn't go anywhere except to walk to services
See what happens when God is your co-pilot?
Let Go and Let God.
heh.
She looks like a public service announcement.
Friends don't let friends become hypocritical goopers.
And now we'll hear some black guy forced her to get drunk and then drive her three kids around in 1, 2, 3…
We Dems can't do this because we only like children when there are a million of them, and we can't fit that many into our Priuses.
"Kohlwey, a Republican, said she asked a special prosecutor from Dane County to handle the case."
DUI? Shmee-UI. Family values? Shmamily Shmalues. To me, the quote above is the only interesting thing about the story, because it re-affirms my belief that "conflict-of-interest" still counts as a thing (to be avoided,) and apparently Ms. Kohlwey agrees. My heart is warmed.
If I were a Republican I'd be constantly drunk too…it would be the only way I could look at myself in the mirror every morning.
When the best thing the GOP can do for the upcoming recalls is hide their governor and hope everyone somehow forgets what aggressively stupid jerks they were in order to win, drinking heavily might be in order.
The drinks were clearly liberal plants, there to make a good conservative look bad!!!1111!!
The children too!!!11111!!!
Yahoo News: "Did Newsweek choose Michele Bachmann cover photo to make her ‘look crazy’?"
My theory, exactly.
So…that's what a republican looks like without the face that Satan gave her.
Satan haz a sad.
Great…another Briebart fuckwad is following me. sigh
Same one, new account. Again. They are stalking me as well.
Yeah. Me too. He is asking why the downfist is gone, like I run the site(?).
He/She is a doof.
They must have a pretty miserable excuse for a life when the best/only thing they have to do is stalk folks on this site.
I “engaged” him last night asking “why the eff he changes his screenname so much?” I don't get that. It is as if the name he picks is to enrage, thus he likes to be a prickly prick.
Here's what Newsweek did to Sarah Palin. Republicans complained because it was "unretouched," so you can see all her zits and stuff.
Geez, blow that up and her lip looks like the forest moon of Endor.
Laura Bush was supposed to be Ms. Hahn's designated driver.
Dog face cunt.
If that guy shaved, trimmed his hair a bit and put on a shirt with a collar he would look a lot better.
"If my dog was that ugly I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards."
Kohlwey, a Republican, said she asked a special prosecutor from Dane County to handle the case.
What fucking case?! She was driving drunk. With her kids in the car.
If she had been black or messican or Mel Gibson, she'd be in the chair by now.
YES!!!!!
Rebel Girl! Rebel Girl! Rebel Girl, you are the Queen of my world!
Little on the serious here.
My son wrapped our 2009 Fit around a T pole a couple years ago.
Had 2 friends riding with him.
Even though the Police and Emergency crews walked to the car figuring everyone was dead they all made it out.
He was drunk.
6 months later a good friend of his didn't take his advice to take a Cab from the pub to our house..
He ran off the highway, hitting a T pole. He was also drunk.
His girlfriend went through the front window and died on impact. The 2 in the back were like my son and friends before…damn lucky. He was in a coma for weeks and lost his leg.
So as far as Amber Hahn goes……with her children in the car?
Fuck You Amber.
"…drove her car around drunk until it crashed". I'd say it sound like the car's fault. Car got drunk, car crashed. End of story.
You uphold Traditional USAian Family Values with the version of "suffer the little children" you have, not the version of "suffer the little children" you WISH you had.
Also, that unflattering mugshot is kind of sexist, doncha think?
and some Ed Shultz guy is in Madison
don't help please
you better fricking vote Wisconsin
John Stossel's been campaigning to get rid of drunk driving laws. So here's her chance to rehabilitate her image, to go on his show and take her case to dozens and dozens of people!
Click the link and you'll discover she explained, "It's clear to me now that I have lost focus and am trying to do too much." Spoken like a true Gingrich supporter and pillar of the Teatard "cause." Can't wait for tomorrow's recalls.
Yeah, that's also my problem — I'm TOO good.
This is the best part. As if crashing into some stationary object with your kids in the car is somehow better than not being able to miss another car.
That's luck, lady, not something that you did or had any control over.
You're assuming that pole was stationary! They're tricky devils I tell you.
Stationary poles have a liberal bias, I hear.
That's why we have to be ever vigilant.
And the reason no one was hurt may well be those fucking government-mandated airbags that drive the price of cars up so much.
One look at that vixen makes my little thing go soaking wet. Oh why wasn't I there to drink her urine test???
In a local press conference, her attorney announced that his client only drinks and drives with her children in the car because she loves America so much.
Well, she doesn't know Jesus' last name either.
His last name is Christ, obviously. His middle name, though, is still a mystery; all we know is that it starts with an H.
Hussein, of course.
Wait. I thought his middle name was "Fucking."
How do you engage someone here…is there a chat site that I don't know about?
Nah, I just wrote back asking why he was following me. Its just strange since we don't share a wit of ideology.
Even more odd in my case since I would have been considered a conservative until they went full retard.
The old Glass Coffin, as they called it in my days.
Got me curious, so I checked google maps. They've not only changed the name, but moved the bar! Used to be at 18th and Collingwood. Wonder what else has changed in the 45 years since I moved…
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