What Is Harry Reid's Member Doing Still Hanging Around Congress?
Congress is still in session for about 60 seconds a day just to do things like pass a resolution extending the funding for the FAA and block recess appointments, both of which are politically important/ newsworthy but neither of which hold much political comedy. But it has been a whole 3 or 4 days without dick jokes about some crusty Democratic politician's wang, so here is your Newspaper of Record, the New York Times, to rescue the Friday afternoon masses:
[ NYTimes via Eagle-Eyed Wonkette Immortal "Josh Fruhlinger"]
Blech, going back to Benincasa's material. I decline to spend the weekend dwelling on the desires of Harry's member.
Hey, Internet, still think correct punctuation isn't important?