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What Is Harry Reid’s Member Doing Still Hanging Around Congress?

Congress is still in session for about 60 seconds a day just to do things like pass a resolution extending the funding for the FAA and  block recess appointments, both of which are politically important/ newsworthy but neither of which hold much political comedy. But it has been a whole 3 or 4 days without dick jokes about some crusty Democratic politician’s wang, so here is your Newspaper of Record, the New York Times, to rescue the Friday afternoon masses:

[NYTimes via Eagle-Eyed Wonkette Immortal "Josh Fruhlinger"]

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69 comments

  1. north_of_moscow

    Listening to my member has caused me nothing but grief. Fun grief, but grief nonetheless.

    1. Limeylizzie

      I bet Harry is well-hung, he has a very attractive wife and just seems like one of those men who really enjoys the old love act.

  2. widestanceroman

    You know who else's member desires to go home?

    (besides mine–will this day ever end?)

  3. johnnyzhivago

    Are you telling me that Congress' most important duties – naming Post Office Branches and passing ridiculous commemorative resolutions like "Pickle Flavored Ice Cream Day" – are on hold?

  4. LetUsBray

    Wait, it's possible to block recess appointments? Why wasn't this done to prevent Jon Bolton and other Cowboy Caligula henchmen?

    Oh, that's right: No-gonad chickenshit backbones-are-off-the-table Vichy Democrats.

  5. edgydrifter

    And now I can spend all weekend imagining Harry Reid alone in his office punching his junk, yelling "Na na na! I'm not listening to you! Leave me alone!!"
    Thank you, Wonkette!

  6. MissusBarry

    Blech, going back to Benincasa's material. I decline to spend the weekend dwelling on the desires of Harry's member.

  7. Goonemeritus

    Hey for all the shit Harry gets I think he’s due a little down time with a couple of show girls. Have a nice August Senator Reid and that goes for your member too.

    1. MLHencken

      For reals. Poor old dusty bastard has to deal with Turtle McFuckface all the time. Dude needs an eight ball and a Steely Dan vacation, stat.

  8. Guppy06

    There was once a charming young woman that referred to a part of her anatomy as my member's home.

  9. mavenmaven

    I don't think you can highlight on a digital image. Weiner tried it, but the yellow just messed up his cellphone camera.

  10. ttommyunger

    He prolly employs his member with the same enthusiasm he does everything else: with all the vigor of a man desperately fighting sleep.

    1. LetUsBray

      Delighted to meet you, Parallel Universe Person. Please pass along my regards to President Kerry!

  11. DahBoner

    Because when the person in the stall next to you in the Senate bathroom flushes, you're supposed to yell out at the top of your lungs, "HEY! YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!"

    Old Senate tradition.

  12. LetUsBray

    Well, I certainly know what it's like to have a downgrade in the ol' credit rating. I have never felt more truly American than I do today!

  13. Negropolis

    Harry Reid's member forever longs for and points toward Nevada, home of Mormonia, pomegranate trees, and hookers. Lots and lots of hookers.

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