ugh

Fox Nation Notices There Were Black People At Obama’s Birthday Party

we cannot deal with these people on a Friday.Here is your dumb racist Fox Nation headline screengrab accusing Obama of some kind of secret anti-employment Black Panther birthday celebration, because “hip-hop” is the acceptable derogatory term for “black people things” if you are an old white racist who reads Fox Nation. Why didn’t this barbecue party create jobs? Why is Obama always inviting black people to his parties? Why can’t Obama party with some employed people sometimes? Maybe they would accidentally create some jobs while Obama parties?

For the cruelly illiterate white readers of the Fox Nation blog, the headline writers also throw them another clue: the URL handle reads http://nation.foxnews.com/president-obama/2011/08/05/obama-parties-chris-rock-jay-z-and-whoopi-while-rome-burns. Got that? There were black people at a party and there are no jobs in America, which is Rome, and it is burning to the ground. Did Fox News just admit that America is actually terrible? EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

Oh right, black people are not allowed to have money or party unless the white people in the country get their party and money first. It’s like this Negro President of ours STILL cannot remember the rules. [Fox Nation]

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  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    The Black people are burning Rome to the ground because they are always firebombing Whitey.

    • arihaya

      also the blacks were crucifying Jaysus, because they hate white people … and white culture,

      look for it in the Bible

      • anniegetyerfun

        "Nero" is, after all, just one letter short of "Negro".

    • WunkRocker

      4 black people in a crowd = riot

    • Winnie_Cooper

      Except of course when Whitey is firebombing the Black people. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE#1985_bombing

      • PristinePantalones

        Well, yeah, but that doesn't count. You know, anaconda white people are, like, normal, and the standard, and all that stuff.

  • Barb

    I guess they forgot the picture of Bush, handing McCain the birthday cake on the White House front lawn while Katrina was blowing through New Orleans.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      Or this one… http://www.bodhipaksa.com/images/mccain-bush.jpg

      "You smell so good, George. I wish I could quit you…"

      • Barb

        Correction, Bush handed him the cake on a tarmac, not the lawn, sorry.
        Love that picture, Manchu, thanks!

    • prommie

      He played some guitar, too, during Katrina.

      • Inchhigh

        Blowin' In The Wind ?

        • Boredw/Gravitas

          They all can blow me….

        • Sue4466

          Who'll Stop the Rain

          • prommie
          • Sue4466

            Thanks for that flashback. It brought back a lot of anger and that was before the stuff about Terry Schiavo.

            As pissed as I am at Obama, at least he is not Bush. (which should not be his campaign slogan)

          • __kth__

            always wondered who the alt-country-lite douche was in that picture.

          • Lionel[redacted]Esq

            Fortunate Son?

          • anniegetyerfun

            Everybody Loves Me, Baby (Don McLean) – which I have long suspected WAS written about Dubya.

        • SayItWithWookies

          "While My Guitar Gently Drowns in Its Attic"

        • Barb

          InchHigh, you are very funny. I like you.

    • Sue4466

      Huge diff there Barb. Bush and McCain are white. S'okay.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    All it needs is a "Where the White Women At"? caption.

    • Barb

      Mind if we dance whif your dates? (typo intended)

      • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilleddoommate

        birfday, muthafuckas!

    • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya
      • a_pink_poodle

        – What'd he say?
        – He said the President is near!

      • TheSheriffsNear

        That's what I'm talkin' about!

        Rehrer!

    • FakaktaSouth

      S'cuse me while I whip this out…
      Oops sorry I just fainted from the thought.

    • Limeylizzie

      I bravely volunteer to be one of the white women, of which you speak, where do I go?

      • snicker snack

        I will follow you, Ms. Limeylizzie, into the pit of hiphopdom to dance with the Negroes.

  • pukebot

    what, not enough war criminals like back in the bush days?

  • Arken

    Funny, I thought it was the Republicans who were going to bring us jobs.

    • widestanceroman

      JOBS being the acronym for 'Jerk-Off Bull Shit," and that they have been dolling out like so many tobacco lobbyist checks.

  • memzilla

    What about the money that Faux News spends to have caviar and pickled librul hearts in the Green Room?

    • LodovikoZ

      Pickled Librul? I think not. Raw.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Fox News is losing its edge. There are no references to watermelon or tar babies–not even any slavery jokes.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Those will arrive in the form of forwarded racist emails from Republican politicians all over the country, come Monday morning.

      • GOPCrusher

        Don't think it will take that long. The forum discussion on Faux Noise Sunday should be interesting. Juan Williams can feign outrage.

  • mavenmaven

    "Also present: Chicago pals, law-school friends, donors" – of course, you can assume, William Ayers.

    • memzilla

      And Al Capone's ghost.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    OK Go is hip hop? I thought they were rap.

    • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

      "Let the Eagle Soar" or GTFO

    • finallyhappy

      Stevie Wonder, too?

    • rte148

      remember: while all rap is Hip Hop, not all Hip Hop is rap

    • horsedreamer_1

      I thought OK GO was Cheap Trick as filtered thru Fuelled by Ramen Records.

  • Come here a minute

    Weird that they didn't lead with the (super white) band OK Go who also performed.

    • Doktor Zoom

      To be strictly accurate, OK Go was at the Wednesday night party in Chicago, not at the White House on Thursday. On the other hand, the Fox story barely mentioned the presence of Relentlessly White Person Tom Hanks….

      • horsedreamer_1

        Who recently released his second directorial effort, Larry Crown, which features known blacks Cedric the Entertainer & Taraji* P. Henson, & woman of easy virtue Julia Roberts.

        *What kind of name is this!?

        Also, multiple anchor-babies (Wilmer Valderrama, Roxana Ortega, et. al.), avowed homosexual George Takei, & drug-lord Bryan Cranston.

  • BlueStateLibel

    And not a single orange American among them! Boehner weeps bitter tears.

    • DaRooster

      Talk about yer "coloreds".

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Ever wonder what South Africa would have done with Boner, back in the day? The guy's not even ON their color chart.

        "Hey, Gunther, do we have a "brightly colored" category?"

  • PalinPussyPower

    Black people! I will now fall backwards with my legs open.

    • prommie

      I am heading to the store to get some heavy duty instant tanning spray, I hope my plan will work. . . .

      • PalinPussyPower

        It is how Boehner managed to get into my shorts.

    • FakaktaSouth

      Go girl and then tell me all about it.
      I just told my friend yesterday that since I'm all til death to you parted I am glad I never went Alabama Blacksnake – I'd probably just cry myself to sleep every night.

      • PalinPussyPower

        Eh. Since the gheys have been permitted to get married, marriage as an institution is no longer sacred. Therefore, also too, you may now whore around with the negros. And such.

        • FakaktaSouth

          OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY NEW SPIRITUAL ADVISER!!!!

          • Dashboard_Jesus

            funny, I just read your profile description for 1st time Ms. Fakakta, seems like you are due for a new spiritual 'advisor', but no churchin' for all y'all! (I lived in Alabama for a year in another lifetime and that's all I can remember of that furrin' language?) also, too

        • BTWBFDIMHO

          Win!

  • DrunkIrishman

    Wait, Obama's BLACK?!?

    • MozakiBlocks

      And apparently he was so even before his election in Nov '08. I guess I really need to start paying attention to the news.

    • Ducksworthy

      At least he's not some Black Librul.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      I'm confused. I thought he was a Chinese Muslim or something like that.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        That's the other half.

    • GOPCrusher

      RACIST! Why do libruls never say he's half-white? DEMOCRATIC PLANTATION!

      • finallyhappy

        Because in Amurica-one drop of black blood makes you black. The GOp is going to start a genetics program on this(of course, there is no way to tell via genetics but science is just librul crap anyway)

        • PristinePantalones

          Also, they'll shut down the program tout-suite after they discover how many of them have more than just that one drop, if you catch my drift. And I b'leev you do.

  • crybabyboehner

    The relevant question is, did they have white people bussing the tables?

    • poncho_pilot

      one can dream.

      • BerkeleyBear

        Yeah, but as Anthony Bourdain pointed out on Real Tim with Bill Maher this week, white people don't even THINK about taking those gigs, or dishwashing, or picking crops. We've all come to believe such things are beneath us somehow.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    Yonder Foxphiles, let me call your attention to white people in the country get their party and money first.
    Enjoy the flashback whilst gargling a FEMA-toxified trailer-full of salted dildoes. You're welcome.

  • orygoon

    Also, watermelon?

  • 4tehlulz_lite

    Needs more racism.

    • Boredw/Gravitas

      Nah, there's plenty there.

    • Nostrildamus

      I suppose they could photoshop in a gun or two.

    • OhNoGuy

      Let's make Rupert an honorary citizen of the Confederate States of America,

      And revoke his US citizenship.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      "Fox Nation", "Aryan Nation".

      Any similarity between the two are pure coincidence, right?

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    "thrown by ACORN, catered by Planned Parenthood and paid for by you, the taxpayer! for shame."

    i miss the days when teh blacks could only celebrate 3/5 as hard the rest of us (me +my frat brothers).

    • Boredw/Gravitas

      "catered by Planned Parenthood?" What, fetuses in aspic?

      • PristinePantalones

        There are many fine recipes for fetus available in Kwangtung. Also a Fruit Chan movie.

      • bagofmice

        Santorum.

    • techmom

      So it did create jobs for the Planned Parenthood catering branch

  • DaSandman

    Gawdam, Mr Ailes, them niggers jest won't go on back to pickin' cotton once they get all up in their own private jets, music, comedy and sports careers and livin' in that White Hawse and shit.

    We jest gotta pass us a law that says that 4 niggers together constitues a defacto ass riot.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Remember too to always go after more than three women in a living arrangement; automatic brothels, threat to society. Whores and abortions.

  • Steverino247

    Fox News is still pissed that "President" is now available in black, that's all.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Doesn't FOX realize nobody gives a shit about some stupid old European city burning to the ground?

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya
    • poncho_pilot

      fucking awesome!

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      FAH…YURH!! FAH…YURH!!
      That takes me back to Junior High School.

    • LesBontemps

      It's Funky Friday after all. Thanks for that.

  • OkieDokieDog

    Hey! If these were the black guys that were out beating up the black lesbians in DC they'd be heroes to the FOX whitey Nation.
    http://www.washingtonblade.com/2011/08/05/5-lesbi

    • horsedreamer_1

      This is Bad News for M'Shell Ndegecello!

  • forgracie

    Is that a line up? I can't identify him officer, they all look the same to me….

  • SexySmurf

    And they were all screaming, "I want mo' motherfuckin' iced tea."

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    FOX Nation is so fucking pale-n-white that even Boehner looks black…

  • JoshuaNorton

    They can have all the goddamn birthdays they want. Just stop dragging me along with you.

  • bureaucrap

    If a Democrat is caught having a good time before he/she has given the Koch brothers all the additional tax breaks they need to create jobs, that means they JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT AMERIKKKA.

  • LettucePrey

    At the very least, I hope the Negroes picked up after themselves.

  • chascates

    What about all the crack dealers, people selling forty-ouncers, sport shoes, and gold jewelery?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Howz the chicken ranch workin' out?

      • chascates

        Drought, high heat, uncooperative chickens! Farmer sold over 600 chickens in 2 weeks; down to less than a dozen. My house has only one window A/C unit and one of my cats got out and is probably a goner.

        Still, I'm farther away from Rick Perry now I'm out of Austin so it's all good!

        And this part of Texas is Tea Party Central!!!!!!!!!

    • GOPCrusher

      Did they go down to the corner and pour out a 40 for Tupac?

  • poncho_pilot
  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    It's actually toned down from the FIRST URL:
    nation.foxnews.com/president-obama/2011/08/05/obama-jams-with-gangsta-rappers-makes-fun-of-raping-white-women-while-eating-watermelons-and-fried-chicken

  • nappyduggs

    With the exception of Honest Abe, that "Ebony Top 100" Mount Rushmore up there is so much cooler than the Whitey version.

  • littlebigdaddy

    What, is there a new Wayans brothers movie coming out?

    • GOPCrusher

      Black Dynamite II

    • Negropolis

      God, I hope not.

    • mayor_quimby

      There will ALWAYS be a new Wayans movie or tv show coming out. They even snuck a Wayans onto that one ABC comedy, my chick didn't know why she hated the show until I told her the black dude was a Wayans – then she said "that's it! I knew something was wrong, I didn't know they snuck a Wayans in on me!"

  • metamarcisf

    Any menu that includes the four food groups: watermelons, kool-aid, fried chicken and hog jowls deserves nothing but praise.

  • anniegetyerfun

    But remember how indignant Fox News was every time that Bush went golfing while the men and women of the armed forces were being blown to pieces in a war that Bush started under false pretenses?

    • poncho_pilot

      that was around the time Fox News was very critical of Defense Dept. spending, too.

      • Fukui_sanYesOta

        Yes, I remember that. It was when they were complaining that unfunded wars were driving the national debt to unsustainable levels and that the deficit was going to kill everyone's children.

        • poncho_pilot

          good times. they did an excellent job with Black History Month back in 2003. brought tears to my eyes hearing Coulter on O'Reilly talking about how important it is to not judge people by the color of their skin.

    • PalinPussyPower

      I remember those days. That was around the time they aired the Pulitzer Prize-winning piece about NOTHINGWHATSOFUCKINGEVER. Good times.

    • cerebralposse

      It's ALL false pretense! Bush is a globalist too. They ALL have the exact same agenda, Destroy the US! Bankrupt the US! Start unending wars all over the globe and kill 80% of us! And NO, if you are reading this, you are NOT part of the 20%!

  • Hacklebarney

    Bullshit! Jay-Z alone has probably fired more people than Fox Nation has ever employed; Roca-A-Fella forever!!!

    Seriously though, old white people are still scared of the browns and despite all the trouble this is causing Barry, I can't help but get a little satisfaction in picturing them shuddering fearfully in their Hoverounds.

  • SexySmurf

    "Obama takes brown shit; fails to create jobs."

  • SorosBot

    It is a shock to see Fox being openly racist; usually they at least try to hide it with dog-whistles.

    • anniegetyerfun

      SOME PEOPLE SAY that Barack Obama's birthday party was a hip-hop extravaganza that was a bit "over the top" for these troubled times! What do YOU think*?

      A. Yes, N*ggerbash 2011 is terrible.
      B. Black Preznit.
      C. All of the both aboveness.

      *This is a trick question – Fox News viewers DON'T think.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Al Capone, Joanne Chesamard and Idi Amin were also invited, but had prior commitments.

  • emmelemm

    I think the tagline "UGH" pretty much says it all.

  • MiniMencken

    Fox News just showing off their mad skilz at dog-whistle racism.

    • petehammer

      I'm not even sure this qualifies as "dog-whistle." More just straight up racism.

  • PuckStopsHere

    Barack Obama don't care about white people.

  • Jukesgrrl

    Wait til Barry starts giving all the brothers the Presidential Medal of Freedom. You know … the one George Bush gave his brother George Tenet. Of course FOX will object. After all, how much brush did they cut down fer Amurrica???

  • Radiotherapy┬«

    Celebrating his 50th birthday. Oh my god, The Gaul.

    • poncho_pilot

      French? i thought he was Kenyan.

    • PristinePantalones

      It's those Irish shoemakers in the ancestral line. Also, all teh vowels. How was anyone supposed to know they were Gaels and not Gauls?

  • anniegetyerfun

    Man, when I think "hip hop", I think "Herbie Hancock." He so thug.

    • poncho_pilot

      i don't know. i always thought this was pretty bad ass: http://youtu.be/XSxMtDnRS24

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

        That is so keytarded. Miles was so upset by that song, he covered a Cyndi Lauper tune.

        • poncho_pilot

          Miles was just mad Herbie didn't use a wah pedal on the keytar.

  • MissTaken

    Because Bush's Country-Western Ho Down Created Eleventy Millions of Jobs

  • DashboardBuddha

    And the Onion thought it was a joke:
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-turns-50-d

    The Onion is going to have an increasingly difficult time staying ahead of the stupid curve.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Well, frankly, it would have run more true if Obama had agreed to stay 49 for the next four years or something, after vowing to turn 50 no matter what.

    • SorosBot

      Quite a few of their articles have come true in recent years, it's somewhat scary. Probably their most prophetic article was this one:
      http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-na

      Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'
      January 17, 2001 | ISSUE 43•01 ISSUE 37•01

      WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

      "My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us."

      ..

      During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.

      "You better believe we're going to mix it up with somebody at some point during my administration," said Bush, who plans a 250 percent boost in military spending. "Unlike my predecessor, I am fully committed to putting soldiers in battle situations. Otherwise, what is the point of even having a military?"

      • Sue4466

        Scarily prescient, that Onion.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        It's like they own a time machine or something.

  • Neoyorquino

    Needs more "Yeaah Boyeeee!"

  • anniegetyerfun

    You know who ELSE was in an Empire State of Mind?

    • MissTaken

      Napolean?

    • CrunchyKnee

      Darth Vadar?

    • DaRooster

      King Kong?

    • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilleddoommate

      Nucky Thompson?

    • Walkinwiddaking

      Nero? Figured I cover the "while Rome burns angle."

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Victoria?

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Joshua Norton?

    • http://whatthefuckhasgopdonesofar.com/ Jerry Fjord

      My mom?

    • GOPCrusher

      Ace Frehley?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Al Smith?

    • Negropolis

      Charlemagne?

    • An_Outhouse

      Paul Kantner?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Atari Teenage Riot?

  • powersuit

    Really, Fox should stop pretending and just put up a bunch of Willie Horton pix next to Obama. I think Roger Ailes knows all about Willie Horton.

  • GuanoFaucet

    Fox Nation has a good relationship with the blacks

  • CrunchyKnee

    All things said that is a pretty shitty basketball team, even with the round mound of rebound.

  • MissTaken

    "The president loves pie, so last night he had a choice of apple, cherry, huckleberry and/or peach"

    I bet pie wasn't the only thing the Prez ate last night….hubba hubba!

    Sorry all, I'm all flustered after Sara's column and my mind is stuck in the gutter.

    • mayor_quimby

      You're not the only one, I have daydreams of Michelle's thighs of steel wrapped around my.. nevermind, but trust me it's filthy.

  • edgydrifter

    Meanwhile, Fox is reporting that Boehner (Orange Be His Name), Cantor and the rest of the congressional Republicans are spending the entire month of August with their noses to the grindstone just cold pumping out jobs as fast as they can. Thank goodness the Republicans can be counted on to always put country first.

    • SorosBot

      They're creating jobs the best way possible: by laying off government employees.

      • poorgradstudent

        To be fair, doing their best to make sure people starve is one way of approaching a bad economy.

    • littlebigdaddy

      I was not aware that there was an unemployment problem among young male prostitutes and/or golf caddies

  • MissTaken

    Jay-Z looks a little scared in that picture. I guess Fox Nation aren't the only ones intimidated by a group of black men.

  • FakaktaSouth

    I love Charles Barkley. I once had a 2 hour conversation with our local (he's also national) sports radio dude Paul Finebaum (Fien-uh-baum as The Maddow called him) on his stupid show about how I would vote for Charles for Governor of Alabama (he says he's running all the time, but alas, no) because he came out and said Christian Conservatives were stupid and that he would legalize gay marriage in a second. Two. Hours. I shit you not. It takes that long to explain to my fellow statesmen that they are all fucking retards, and yes a white girl from Bama would do this.

    • SorosBot

      I remember when he said, "I used to be a Republican, but then the Republican Party went crazy"; that was good.

      • DahBoner

        I used to be a Republican, back when I was busy shitting in my diapers.

        Then I grew up and the Republican party didn't….

      • FakaktaSouth

        I remember when he would say, "yeah I'm a Republican, I'm rich" and we would laugh and it just meant he was funny and not that he was a scary, fundamentalist, fact denying, environment destroying, lying, sick child fucking, poor people hating, ignorant dickbag.

  • DaRooster

    See what happens when the Senate goes on vacation?
    Crazy ass shit that's what… I am sure they will NEVER take another break again due to this.

    • http://whatthefuckhasgopdonesofar.com/ Jerry Fjord

      I say, if one doesn't watch them those negroes will walk off with the cutlery!

  • http://www.wonkette.com smoke-filled empuje

    So Charles Barkley is the new Whoopi?

    • MissTaken

      or Barack Obama

      • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilleddoommate

        Then that means Sir Charles is prez!

    • DahBoner

      "Charles Barkley"

      Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof!
      –Mitt Romney

    • not that Dewey

      'cause anything less would be uncivilized.

  • Tommmcatt

    Big birthday bash with Obama, Charles Barkley, Chris Rock and Jay Z

    -OR-

    Big birthday bash with Mike Huckabee, Steve Doocy, Rich Little and Ted Neugent

    Which sounds like more fun?

    Fuck you, Fox News assholes. Just face it, Liberals are better than you.

    • Fukui_sanYesOta

      Big birthday bash with Mike Huckabee, Steve Doocy, Rich Little and Ted Neugent

      With a special musical number performed by Thad McCotter and the Second Amendments followed by a standup comedy routine by Tim Pawlenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • http://whatthefuckhasgopdonesofar.com/ Jerry Fjord

      With the latter choice I'd bet money on a sexual assault occurring and I DAMN well wouldn't feel comfortable if there were any kids around them.

  • prommie

    Uppity Halfrican.

    • DahBoner

      Well, he's half white, so there was a plate sitting in the corner with a pile of Wonderbread cucumber sandwiches with mayonaise, with the crusts cut off.

      Uneaten…

  • bumfug

    This brings back memories of their coverage of the Bush birthdays: "Whitebread Bland-fest Celebrates Mediocrity And The Loss Of All Hope".

  • metamarcisf

    Oh! Did I break your concentration?

    • prommie

      tasty hamburger, though

  • DaRooster

    OT. Hey Barry!
    Please start referring to the mess we are in as The Bush Recession. I think we really need to start calling a spad… shit… you know what I mean.

    Thank you!

  • Fox n Fiends

    Obama needs to throw a huge blacks-only party with dozens of old white men serving the guests food & drinks, washroom attending and shining shoes. THAT would be the End Times for Teatards.

    • DahBoner

      And all the guests rub their heads for good luck, just like Bush every time he got a chance with black kids around…..

    • petehammer

      Oh God Yes.

    • GOPCrusher

      BOY! Go down to the wine cellar and bring up another bottle of Thunderbird!

  • neiltheblaze

    Yes, how can the President of the United States have a birfday party while Rome burns?

    Though why the President of the United States should be particularly involved when a city in Italy is burning makes little sense to me – but whatevs.

  • DaRooster

    They are just pissed 'cuz they are stuck with Herman… "Obama gets all the cool ones to hang out with."

    • CrunchyKnee

      Cain had a black friend…once.

      • Fukui_sanYesOta

        Cain had a black friend…once.

        More accurate?

    • petehammer

      Anyone remember the Bob Dole "Black Republicans" thing from Conan where O.J. came on the screen? Hilarious.

  • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

    I guess I can get behind job-creating barbeques, but I thought it was tax cuts and deregulation that created jobs. BBQ just creates that sleepy feeling of too much beer and charred flesh, and fond memories of makeout sessions with sister-momma-cousin. It was Southern BBQ, right?

  • smitallica

    And no one was shot? There goes that stereotype.

    • DahBoner

      No, you're thinking of drunk, white guys at Applebee's shooting themselves….

  • metamarcisf

    Why isn't President Obama being blamed for falling gasoline prices?

    • horsedreamer_1

      I just filled up on Saturday for 3.59 — after getting a quarter-tank at 3.75 two days earlier — & saw it at 3.55 this morning.

      As somebody wiser than I about politics (goes by the handle Yail Bloor) said, around the time bin Laden was taken out — but a few days before, actually — by Labor Day, gas will be at 2.90, by the election unemployment will be below 9%, & Obama will win re-elect with 300+ electoral votes.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Oh my God, I could not even suppress the loudly incredulous laugh upon seeing the headline and graphic. Sorry, officemates.

  • Ducksworthy

    I wants to know if they was fried chicken.

  • Jukesgrrl

    FOX's next headline:

    Mumia Abu-Jamal Let Out of Jail for Obama's Birthday?

    • prommie

      You mean he wasn't?

  • fuflans

    bamz probably thought rick perry was taking care of the whole jobs thing with the praying party.

  • BarackMyWorld

    You know, as much as I despised Jack Kemp's economic ideas, I had enough respect for him to think if he were still alive he'd be denouncing this shit.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Wait, is Rome actually on fire? I knew Italy was having some issues, but if Rome is literally burning, should be do something about it? What if Berlusconi is in danger, sheeple?!

    • SorosBot

      Will someone please think of the child prostitutes?

      • DahBoner

        "Wait, is Rome actually on fire?"

        Texas is the new Rome and Rick Perry is Nero.

        "Will someone please think of the child prostitutes?"

        Well, over on Harry Hines in Dallas, they got prostitutes, but it's obviously been a long, long time since they were children…

        //rimshot

      • Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I'm just proud to be the first person to fist you after that line. Although the office must wonder why I suddenly broke up laughing.

  • north_of_moscow

    Has anyone made a Charles Barkley-blowjob joke yet? If not, I am making one.

  • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

    Did Dubya's Country BomBQ create any jobs? Didn't think so.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Sold a lot of caskets.

  • Nostrildamus

    Alas the comments section is closed. Who could possibly guess how Fox Nation readers would comment on this story?

  • GregComlish

    The guy who owns that rusty camper is going to be pissed when he sees Fox stole his scoop:

    OBAMA HAS BOOSE PARTY'S EVERY OTHER DAY (AVERAGE), GIVEING EVERY-ONE $150 STEAKS (IMPORTED) TO EAT. TEN MILLION DOLLORS OF YOUR TAX MONEY SPENT ON BOOSE AND STEAKS.

    • DahBoner

      Well, I heard Obama's been having MOOSE parties with $150 SNAKES.

      Pass it on…

      • anniegetyerfun

        Oh, I love this game! Until a Republican joins in, and then it becomes a "noose" party real quicklike.

        • DahBoner

          I wish Obama had a NOOSE party and had one of the OLD WHITE MEN hired help hang up a noose and laugh and laugh and say the "Next Republican that fucks with me gets it"...

          That would be hi-lar-i-ous…

    • emmelemm

      That camper was comedy gold.

  • DahBoner

    "Obama's Hip Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs"

    Sure it did.

    Think about how many guys with one pants leg rolled up came home with money stuffed in their pockets.

    Everyone knows the secret ingredient in Hip Hop BBQ Sauce is crack….

  • owhatever

    White folks like Tom Hanks and Hillary Clinton also were at the party, but had to come in through the basement door.

    • DahBoner

      You sure it wasn't the back door?

  • HelmutNewton

    You know who else invited black people to their birthday party?

    • DahBoner

      Sidney Poitier?

    • anniegetyerfun

      Winnie Mandela?

    • anniegetyerfun

      I'd say "Sammy Davis Jr.", but as I understand it, that probably wasn't the case.

    • http://whatthefuckhasgopdonesofar.com/ Jerry Fjord

      Otis Hitler?

    • SexySmurf

      Maniac Magee?

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

      Shaft?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Richard Nixon?

  • __kth__

    Fox Nation is to Fox News as the unrated DVD version of your favorite chainsaw-massacre slash-porn quasi-snuff flick is to the one that played at the mall cinema.

  • Tundra Grifter

    ClusterFox Nation forgot to report that Bull O'Really was just so impressed how polite and well-dressed all the guests were.

    • emmelemm

      Clean, and articulate.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I like how it's beneath the dignity of the office for a white Republican president to have a scaled-down bash/dinner/ceremony of any sort, but anything President Obama puts on is either too gangsta or too Nation of Islam, depending on how many of the attendees wear ties. Next time though, Barry should invite Clarence Thomas and welcome him as the "token Republican" and watch some craniums explode.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    As usual, Wonkette is way to judgmental. After all, FOX Nation did not go with their first headline:

    "Lazy Niggers Party While Their White Masters Work"

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Only because the white masters are largely unemployed.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Fox News just closed the comments, because so many angry people were discussing how racist it was.

    • Doktor Zoom

      Oh? I saw the comments were closed, and assumed that they did it pre-emptively, knowing that Fox viewers' comments would be even more over the top than the headline.

      • anniegetyerfun

        Naw, liberals were going NUTS criticizing the article, with dozens of comments per minute, so they shut it down. I should have taken screen shots.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    This is obviously an error over at FOX, as Juan Williams has explained that they are very diverse and accepting of Negros.

    • Tommmcatt

      And the Orientals. Don't forget about how much they love the Orientals.

    • Jukesgrrl

      FOX loves women, too. Especially if they're Republican governors or college girls in a wet T-shirt contest.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Steve Harvey presented Barry with a Coat of Many Buttons.

  • Gainsbourg69

    If they really wanted to scare white people they should've added a picture of Will Smith or Tiger Woods.

  • HobbesEvilTwin

    We distort, teabaggers abide.

  • JoshuaNorton

    Well, to be perfectly fair, Repug policy creates lots of jobs. For people in China.

    Needz moar 'free trade'.

  • Goonemeritus

    I guess Fox Nation is surprised by any event that has more than one person of color. In their experience it’s usually only one black guy at their events and he is hanging from a tree.

  • http://whatthefuckhasgopdonesofar.com/ Jerry Fjord

    A whistle only 'Baggers can hear.

  • LodovikoZ

    Fox News must use "GOP Mad Libs" to produce product. Just fill in any Obama noun, verb, adjective, or adverb in the blanks, and the piece, she is written!

  • Pat_Pending

    Wait, are we sure this is a birthday party? Sounds more like the line-up for the Wasserman bar mitzvah. Daddy shells out serious dough for the entertainments…

    • finallyhappy

      my kids knew the kids who had Insync(when Insync was big) and then Dave Matthews at their bat mitzvahs. I think by the third kid's event, Dad was in jail

  • Radiotherapy┬«

    I guess these racists just want to party like it's 1799.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    And then to cap off the festivities, Obama set his real Kenyan birth certificate on fire while everyone cheered and toasted with glasses filled with aborted fetuses.

  • poorgradstudent

    I wish I could convince Obama to hold a Dolemite-theme party, especially if it involves Obama calling Eric Cantor an "rat-soup-eatin', insecure, honky motherfucker!"

  • arihaya

    as Obama turns 50, it is worth to remember that 50 years ago when Barry was born, interracial relationship was illegal and punishable by prison in fucking Virginia and other Southern States

    • finallyhappy

      In 1967(Loving Vs Virginia), the supreme Court finally said that interracial marriage was legal but it was 2000 before Alabama actually removed the law banning it from the state legal code. – I just saw a documentary about it.

  • BTWBFDIMHO

    Guess who provided the weed over the WH?

  • ttommyunger

    I don't see how those guys could be much fun at a party. I'm surprised he didn't invite Grover Norquist, Newt Gingrinch, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Charles Krauthammer, Erik Erickson, Rush Limbaugh….I could go on, but you get the idea.

    • El Pinche

      Yeah and I guess they didn't want to ruin the whole thing with Herman Cain and the Conservative Cameo Allen West. "Slavery wasn't so bad! …hey where you going ??"

      • ttommyunger

        Don't forget Clarence “Pubes” Thomas.

    • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilleddoommate

      Krauthammer is such a card.. When he puts the lampshade on his head, people always mistake him for a modern performance art piece, although they never really agree on the message: compact fluorescents or disabled people?*

      *disclaimer: I did not just make that joke.

      • Negropolis

        #notintendeasanactualjoke is the tag, my friend.

      • ttommyunger

        I prefer the term “cripple” for Charles. It is all-encompassing for him: body, soul, mind.

  • El Pinche

    My favorite birthday party was the one where Bush and McCain were eating cake while New Orleans was drowning. Pat Boone rocked the mic on dat wun.

  • soojank

    But aren't these people all very wealthy and therefore they shit (create?) jobs by merely existing?

    Or does that only apply to white rich people?

    • El Pinche

      Squat, shit, and pray for a job turd……it's the GOP proposed plan.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Yes.

  • chascates

    Matt Drudge has an entire section about these frightening 'black' people':

    'Mob' beatings at WI state fair…

    'Hundreds of young black people beating white people'…

    Fairgoers 'pulled out of cars'…

    'They were just going after white people'…

    Heightened security…

    • El Pinche

      Three-corner hats shoved up diabetics lard asses by non-white union thugs

      Tea Party patriots walk in healthy, leave in hoverounds.

      Andrew Breitbart beaten senseless, pees blood for two weeks

      ….I just made my nipples hard with delight.

    • horsedreamer_1

      My tenth grade English classmate Dennis [shares his name with a Washington notable, on the Justice side] just told another fried chicken joke after seeing this story about his hometown.

      (Backstory: day of the Million Man March, dude was jesting about the event getting catered by KFC, with watermelon for dessert, & the other whities in my class were giggling at it all. I wasn't, though — seriously. & the Mexican kid, Rob, was awkwardly smiling, knowing he might be next to get joked on.)

  • Negropolis

    …and, OMG, they all look exactly alike!

    The president's a total Nero.

  • Negropolis

    obama-parties-chris-rock-jay-z-and-whoopi-while-rome-burns

    Okay, that was hilarious to me for two reasons. First, "Whoopi While Rome Burns" sounds like a humorous porno. Second, the entire url title reads like an ironic Wonkette title.

    • bagofmice

      It do. It's like they're becoming the onion of our time. Also, I'm certain there's a Neropolis joke waiting to be made, too.

  • Suck My Balls

    This is bad! If Fox starts snarking itself Wonketters are going to start getting laid off.

  • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilleddoommate

    Who got the game ball?

  • Negropolis

    Looking at that line-up, are we sure that Spike Lee didn't just takeover the Ocean's franchize?

    Ocean's Fourteen: Always Bet on Black

    • horsedreamer_1

      Bamboozled is a great way to describe the debt-ceiling deal.

  • jus_wonderin

    "Oh my, I think I am getting the vapors."

    or,

    "Look at all those fine menz. Snap."

    or

    "Jeb, what ya thin' theys all worth. Just a round figer."

  • Warpde

    From Fox Nation.

    "-DINNER: BBQ chicken, ribs, hamburgers, hot dogs, pasta, salad." ???

    "-DESSERT: apple, peach, huckleberry and cherry pies; chocolate cake." ???

    What the F?
    Everyone knows a good Kenyan dinner has Ugali and Fish, Githeri, Mursik, Nyama Choma and Ingoho.
    With a follow up Dessert of Kirsch-flavoured Pawpaw Soufflé, Mahamri I, Coupe Mount Kenya and my favorite………wait for it………….Biskuti ya Nazi'.

    Look em up.
    I shit you not.

  • scionkirk

    What I find hilarious is the classism, like Fox News got hacked by the Revolutionary Communist Party.

  • poncho_pilot

    Stupid, 'Tarded, Incompetent, and Ignorant.

  • Negropolis

    The Asses of Evil, if you will.