Russia Secretly Congratulates Socialist Spy Barack Obama On His Birthday

GAH!!! Here is the terrifying proof of communist organizer Barack Obama's secret socialism revealed once and 4 all!!!! Who even wants to know what this terrifying secret 50th birthday cable says. Probably just "BARACK OBAMA THANK Y?OU FOR UR HELP IN SHARING ALL OF AMERICAS SEKRETS WITH US, RUSSIA" over and over in some sort of Cyrillic wingnut. And why is his 50th birthday listed on this "commemorative fake stamp" as "04 08 2011?" Because his real birthday is actually April 8??? WHAT DO THE RUSSIANS KNOW THAT WEDO NOTCANNOT PROVE?

It is a gift to Obama from the Russian Post Office, where Obama is greatly feared and admired. The very little information about this that has been gleaned by the internet's wingnuts can be found on this secret "Russian news in English" communique floating around the interwebs:

Russia’s Post Office has issued a collection of stamps and envelopes to mark the 50th jubilee of the US President Barack Obama.

The US leader is celebrating his birthday on the 4th of August.

In one of his recent interviews Mr. Obama said that fifty years ago nobody could imagine Russia and the US as partners. He added that confrontation ended together with the Cold War.

He said that the Internet and mass media have made people from all over the globe closer to each other. “It is important to contribute to mutual understating between Russia and the US, one of the world`s leading countries”, Mr. Obama said.

Russia`s Post Office also presented the US leader with a postmark featuring his portrait. Mr. Obama liked the gift, stamped several envelopes and then signed one of them with dedication to the museum of the Russian Post Office.

Yeah, sure, the 4th of August. You think wingnuts can't read? They saw April 8. APRIL 8. NOW WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW? [ Russian Post Office / Voice of Russia ]