9/11 CARTOONS  11:36 am August 4, 2011

New Mike Huckabee Cartoon Reveals True Story of Bush And 9/11 Terrorism

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Huckabee preparing to hold a shotgun to the head of a black American.Excess skin collection bucket Mike Huckabee has been having a ball ever since he discovered how devastatingly cheaply Taiwanese animators are able to computer visualize his conservative evangelical sex fantasies. His library of cartoon videos is so far is mostly fantasia flavors of “Reagan + Jesus kill black muggers and Nazis,” which are all pretty typical, which means, eh, we probably saw this latest one coming, too: here is Mike Huckabee’s “9/11 sex dream” video, which he will share with all of you under the nominal pretense of educating your children about what “really happened” in Real American history. So, Mike, what “really happened” on 9/11? Were they devil space grasshoppers attacking the Twin Towers? Nancy Pelosi’s wigs? Let’s watch:

No! It was dancing men in turbans with mysterious terrible Russian accents! (Actually, we don’t know what accent the cartoon terrorists have. Anyone?)  OF COURSE, we always knew it was the Russians Turks French Mongols whatever: it is some shrieking guys George W. Bush killed when he and America won the war on terrorism, just like it said they would, in the Da Vinci Code.

[Learn Our History]

 

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nounverb911 August 4, 2011 at 11:40 am

Needs more Major "King" Kong from Dr Strangelove. (With Fuckabee in the role).

poncho_pilot August 4, 2011 at 11:56 am

Huckabee's gonna get those bomb bay doors open if he has to hairlip everyone in Bear Creek.

JustPixelz August 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Needs more talking furniture. OH WAIT! Colin Powell is in it. Never mind.

Steverino247 August 4, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Shoot! A fellar can have a pretty good time in Washington, DC with all that power…

Beowoof August 4, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Don't you just wish the dog in the picture would bite him and his precious bodily fluids would drain away.

johnnyzhivago August 4, 2011 at 11:40 am

Damn it!!!! When will Obama get off his ASS and catch that Osama Bin Laden????

Barb August 4, 2011 at 11:44 am

Shhh, the secret service sent Bin Laden a birthday party invite. Even terrorist like festive buttery baked goods and will show up if there is cake. I hear that Sadam fell for an invite that mentioned a "Fudgey the Whale" cake.

genxr August 4, 2011 at 11:45 am

Bush already did!

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Hey, if Bush hadn't been so incompetant in catching Bin Laden, Obama never even would have had a chance to get him!

THANK YOU MISTER BOOSH!

GOPCrusher August 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm

I thought Obama and Osama were working together to bring Sharia Law to America?

Gurkman August 4, 2011 at 11:40 am

Dang, dis crazy stuff. So sad America can't accept a compassionate conservative.

Barb August 4, 2011 at 11:40 am

Bush said, "I can hear you…." to the crowd. Yes, he can! He can hear our cell phone calls and track us like a tagged duck that Marlin Perkins just had his way with. His abuse of power needs to END!

I'd like to see Lady Gaga throw one of her shoes at him.

donner_froh August 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Or a few pork chops from her meat dress.

JustPixelz August 4, 2011 at 12:16 pm

I'm gonna go with Jared Weaver on this. He seems to have a good fastball.

PuckStopsHere August 4, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Just ask Alex Avila.

Swampgas_Man August 4, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Pretty sure Bush's abuse of power is over, given that someone else is Presnit now.

arihaya August 4, 2011 at 11:40 am

for all the good things happened to America since year 2000 it is Bush who should be praised

for all the bad things, blame the black guy

powersuit August 4, 2011 at 11:43 am

There are good things that happened to America since 2000? Besides the SF Giants winning the World Series and Obama's election (in that order)? Do tell!

nounverb911 August 4, 2011 at 11:46 am

And Texas burning in hell.

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 12:05 pm

That's God's fault.

Rick Perry delegated upwards…

ifthethunderdontgetya August 4, 2011 at 11:46 am

There were some things that were all Bill Clinton's fault, too.

I'm not sure which year the blame was switched, exactly.
~

Beowoof August 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Hannity is that you?

Chillwaver August 4, 2011 at 11:41 am

Needs more Rudy Giuliani.

nounverb911 August 4, 2011 at 11:41 am

No, not really.

Gleem_McShineys August 4, 2011 at 5:44 pm

What if he were sprinkled throughout, in little bits?

You know, ground-up little bits?

Jukesgrrl August 4, 2011 at 3:39 pm

In drag.

johnnyzhivago August 4, 2011 at 11:41 am

Who are the little KGB agents posing as children with the insect drone video cameras?

SudsMcKenzie August 4, 2011 at 11:42 am

Ive been Learned.

Oblios_Cap August 4, 2011 at 11:55 am

I'm really starting to regret all the time and money that I spent on that lie-beral schooling.

flamingpdog August 4, 2011 at 12:35 pm

You are now the Learned (Invisible) Hand of the free market.

AJWjr. August 4, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Me too–nobody's taken the time to explain it to me like this before.

Doktor Zoom August 4, 2011 at 11:43 am

That "Time Cycle Academy' looks like it would be pretty lousy beer.

And why are little children spying on the Oval Office with bee-sized drones? Is that yet another security threat that GWB ignored?

poncho_pilot August 4, 2011 at 11:58 am

the alcohol in the beer is time release.

seppdecker August 4, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Good call – it looked like Budweiser's American History Channel, only with less boobs and clydesdales.

AJWjr. August 4, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Which makes Huckabee a Real Man of Genius®, obviously.

donner_froh August 4, 2011 at 11:44 am

I like the way the title is presented: Learn OUR History–not that left-wing stuff that talks about slavery, genocide and endless war, but OUR history where Amerikkka is always right.

mavenmaven August 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm

And where Saddam (see how they snuck his picture in there) was behind al qaeda and the Iraq war was justified.

SorosBot August 4, 2011 at 12:35 pm

And where the founding fathers were all Christians, the Civil War was fought over the nebulous concept of "state's rights" and not slavery, the Nazis were somehow liberal, and we would have won in Vietnam if it wasn't for those damned hippies.

imissopus August 4, 2011 at 1:27 pm

We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!

AJWjr. August 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm

In much the same way as racing a train to the crossing sometimes results in a tie, yes.

Beowoof August 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Many upfists for you sir.

PostApocalypse August 5, 2011 at 11:08 am

I thought the fondling fathers were all Catholic.

Jukesgrrl August 4, 2011 at 3:46 pm

U.S. America IS always right. Why do u think TV calls cunservatives RIGHT?!! Read Gov. Palin's tweets she will skool u on exxxcepshunalism. dont try to libbel her/

ManchuCandidate August 4, 2011 at 11:44 am

Time to trot this poor quality video… again of Mike "Foreign Policy Hexpurt" Huck getting spoofed by a bunch of Canada City Comedians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo

Huck shows up at 1:07.

johnnyzhivago August 4, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Thank you for reminding me how stupid we are.

Chillwaver August 4, 2011 at 11:44 am

Not sure what's worse: this fascist propaganda or that Pokemon episode that cause hundreds of seizures…

ifthethunderdontgetya August 4, 2011 at 11:45 am

Reagan + Jesus kill black muggers and Nazis

And Liberals! The graphic novel was awesome.
~

angryhaiku August 4, 2011 at 12:40 pm

It was called "Watchmen."

metamarcisf August 4, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Come to think of it, wasn't Rorschach the prototype for the teabaggers?

johnnyzhivago August 4, 2011 at 11:45 am

They should have had the White House a week BEFORE 9/11:

Bush: "Al Queda determined to attack America? Dang Al-who??? The next fool who interrupts me while I'm pack-in for vacation is going to see my terror attack! Fly airplanes into buildings? That's the craziest shit I seen since the Texas fair. Who in tarnation would fly an airplane into a building?"

starfanglednut August 4, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Now watch me hit this drive.

slithytoves August 4, 2011 at 11:46 am

With that camo hunting gear I'm surprised Huckabee has survived this long, or his dog, for that matter. Who fucking camos their dog when hunting?

Oblios_Cap August 4, 2011 at 11:53 am

I can certainly see where he got the nickname "Gomer" from. He's a dead ringer for Jim Nabors in that picture.

SudsMcKenzie August 4, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Whenever I see that picture I imagine their hunting down the person who "escaped from the cellar".

Jukesgrrl August 4, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Boo Radley.

JustPixelz August 4, 2011 at 12:17 pm

And it's shitty camo. I can still see him.

Jukesgrrl August 4, 2011 at 3:50 pm

He needs pixel camo.

Steverino247 August 4, 2011 at 12:21 pm

You'd think the wagging tail would be a dead give away, too.

metamarcisf August 4, 2011 at 11:47 am

That's a pretty nice looking dog he shot. Looks like his in-bred dumb-ass sons will be eating good tonight.

Native_of_SL_UT August 4, 2011 at 11:47 am

"Death to America" is what OBL said to us.
What he said to his followers in the desert was actually "Let's bankrupt those stupid fucks."

BlueMonkeh August 4, 2011 at 11:53 am

mission accomplished!

GOPCrusher August 4, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Little did his followers know, he had inside help.

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 1:18 pm

No, that was actually Teabaggers on vacation in Phoenix…

genxr August 4, 2011 at 2:59 pm

OBL signed the Norquist pledge, too? Man, that guy's reach is incredible.

Oblios_Cap August 4, 2011 at 11:47 am

Excess skin collection bucket Mike Huckabee

Verbosity is a sin; a simple "human shit bucket Mike Huckabee" would have been a better way to describe him.

Swampgas_Man August 4, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Bloated Prostate Huckabee. Fixed.

Beowoof August 4, 2011 at 2:49 pm

With all the jerking off he does on camera in those repeal the health care ads, I am surprised at the bloat.

Jukesgrrl August 4, 2011 at 3:53 pm

He calls our house once a week, too. He's a BUSY man.

BaldarTFlagass August 4, 2011 at 11:48 am

Man, Jim Nabors sure has put on some weight since his Gomer Pyle days.

DaRooster August 4, 2011 at 11:49 am

Nothing about the Bush family allowing OBL's family to leave the country directly after?
Nothing about Iraq's WMDs and how completely related they were to 9/11?
Nothing about letting the first responders die without healthcare?

Seems like the whole "history" to me…

BaldarTFlagass August 4, 2011 at 11:58 am

They could call this lesson "Tight Change"

SorosBot August 4, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Hell, nothing about the many, many warnings from the outgoing Clinton appointees that the Bush administration ignored because they didn't like the Clintons, or the attempt to get bin Laden in 1998 that the GOP congress put a stop to while screaming, "No blood for Monica!".

An_Outhouse August 4, 2011 at 1:04 pm

nothing about when banking rule changes were proposed to cut off the terrorists' funding, Dick Armey, tea bag welfare provider, lobbied to stop the changes.

HogeyeGrex August 4, 2011 at 3:56 pm

See right there at the end? It says "Learn Our History" not learn actual history, silly.

donner_froh August 4, 2011 at 11:50 am

That is so damn bad it Taiwanese NMA animation look like Chuck Jones at his best.

MMathS August 4, 2011 at 11:50 am

History, they say, is written by former governors of Arkansas.

JustPixelz August 4, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Only the ones who learnt their letters.

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 1:19 pm

This one has been to Oxford, Arkansas…

BlueMonkeh August 4, 2011 at 11:50 am

What, this turd again?

Didn't Ted Nugent give him cat scratch fever?

BaldarTFlagass August 4, 2011 at 11:51 am

Who's that guy hiding behind the megaphone at 1:19?

Oblios_Cap August 4, 2011 at 11:54 am

Some asshole scaredy-cat motherfucker.

Arken August 4, 2011 at 12:02 pm

It's not a megaphone, it's a shoe-deflector.

starfanglednut August 4, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Many more upfists if I could.

AJWjr. August 4, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Santorum funnel.

Gleem_McShineys August 4, 2011 at 5:55 pm

That totally explains the shit stuff that always was dribbling out of that thing!

An_Outhouse August 4, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Hitler?

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 1:20 pm

A cheerleader?

Oblios_Cap August 4, 2011 at 11:51 am

Geez. What tripe.

Those kids – including the cute black girl – must all be Republicans. Because that's the face they always make whenever things aren't proceeding quite the way they expect.

Sue4466 August 4, 2011 at 11:52 am

If only that kid at the beginning had yelled "no" louder, none of this would have happened.

Arken August 4, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Win.

donner_froh August 4, 2011 at 11:52 am

Not sure if this will make the kids turn away from the global warming heresies of Sponge Bob Squarepants.

DaRooster August 4, 2011 at 11:56 am

Dammit!

genxr August 4, 2011 at 11:54 am

I thought it was pretty accurate. Right after 9/11, Bush stamped "DECEASED" on a picture of bin Laden and called it a day.

JustPixelz August 4, 2011 at 12:19 pm

WRONG. Right after the attacks, Dubya sat like a gargoyle in a Florida classroom. Then went into hiding. Then attacked Iraq to resolve his Oedipal issues.

An_Outhouse August 4, 2011 at 1:07 pm

He peed himself terribly but I'm not sure where that fit into the whole chronology. I think right before or after the going into hiding.

SayItWithWookies August 4, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Then, just like OJ, he went after the real killers.

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Cheney always chuckled when Bush played with his stamps…

BaldarTFlagass August 4, 2011 at 11:55 am

All the cops and firemen running around at 0:45 must have been sent by the Ministry of Silly Runs.

DaRooster August 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I found the "Everyone came together" note followed by the spastic, everyone running every direction in the next shot quite well thought out.

DaRooster August 4, 2011 at 11:56 am

Wait… it's OK to make this silly piece of crap but "someone" can't follow Spongebob?

DashboardBuddha August 4, 2011 at 11:56 am

OT: As of 11:55 the market is down 347 points. I wonder if this is what Oct 1929 looked like.

Dr_Zoidberg August 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm

No, no, there was much more confidence in 1929.

prommie August 4, 2011 at 12:48 pm

This is more like the Bush Crash of 1987.

LetUsBray August 4, 2011 at 9:23 pm

'87? Even on wonkette it's mandatory to protect St. Ronnie?

GOPCrusher August 4, 2011 at 1:22 pm
dduke45 August 4, 2011 at 11:57 am

Can't wait for the sequel: "Bush Kills Osama: Elected President for Life: Likeness Being Carved into Mt. Rushmore".

JustPixelz August 4, 2011 at 12:24 pm

The sequel is President Rick Perry. We can relive the faith-based economic solutions and "cowboy" foreign policy we enjoyed during Dubya's reign of error. Plus: No term limits on VP so we can have Cheney again.

scionkirk August 4, 2011 at 11:57 am

And the brave and glorious President George W Bush, in his ultimate wisdom, acted bravely and swiftly to do the only thing that could possibly bring down this threat to American moms' and puppies' liberty – cut taxes for rich people.

Steverino247 August 4, 2011 at 12:24 pm

And the brave and glorious President George W Bush, in his ultimate wisdom, acted bravely and swiftly to do the only thing that could possibly bring down this threat to American moms' and puppies' liberty – wet his pants in an elementary school classroom.

/fixed

genxr August 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge…

Oblios_Cap August 4, 2011 at 11:57 am

I was hoping that the Bin-Laden guy would shoot that rock at 0:40. He looked pretty pissed at it.

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 11:58 am

What really happened on 9/11?

Rumsfeld issued an order on June 1, 2001 to supersede earlier DOD procedures for dealing with hijacked aircraft, and it requires that Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld is personally responsible for issuing intercept orders.

When the hijackers attacked, Rumsfeld was nowhere to be found to issue an intercept order.

Operation Provide An Excuse For Invading Iraq = 100% success.

buppie2000 August 4, 2011 at 11:58 am

This has taken "dumbing down" to an even more stoopid level.

donner_froh August 4, 2011 at 11:59 am

The part about Bush kind of forgetting about Bin Laden for six years so Obama had to get him must be in later chapters of this amazing cartoon learning experience.

Arken August 4, 2011 at 11:59 am

The biggest thing I learned from that cartoon is that one airplane flew through two buildings!

ironhead77 August 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Seriously, I fucking love this shit!!! More laughs a in a minute and 48 seconds than the entire running time of "Lottery Ticket."

WhatTheHeck August 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Its animation desecration.
Next up, water-boarding anime for the toddlers.

mavenmaven August 4, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Needs more weather girls! http://www.nma.tv/tag/weather-girls/

Pres.Beeblebrox August 4, 2011 at 1:31 pm

I agree wholeheartedly.

here, this one has everything: Baggers portrayed as babies shootin' guns, dumpin' hot tea on everyone, and flingin' poo at Boehner, homicidal bears, and Obama and Reid riding in on donkeys to the Good, the Bad & the Ugly soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjYSuWwT3EM&fe

JustPixelz August 4, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Will he make one about the Tea Party terrorists errorists and their economic "theories"?

nappyduggs August 4, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Depending on whose side you're on, Bin Laden's digi lips look either really pouty or like every ethnic stereotype drawn by the genius animators at Warner Bros. back in the 1940s.
Either way, GWB was a goddamned dumbass.

owhatever August 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm

George: Hey, Laura, fetch me another beer and watch the teevee. Them terrorists have done knocked down two more towers.

Laura: That's just a kid's cartoon, dear.

George: I'll invade Massachusetts this time.

starfanglednut August 4, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Oh shit, we'd better hide the gay wedding rings!

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 12:11 pm

The American people should Nevah Fuhget that Bush caught Ron Jeremy…

BlueStateLibel August 4, 2011 at 12:16 pm

You are not going to get me to watch that abomination, my outrage meter has already been tripped this week, and now it only makes this pathetic "whirr, whirr" sound.

Pres.Beeblebrox August 4, 2011 at 1:26 pm

The lulz generated by this shitty cartoon will be worth the increase in your blood pressure. It's like Taiwanese animation done by North Korean contractors.

LetUsBray August 4, 2011 at 9:21 pm

Featuring the all-powerful, infinitely wise and benevolent Dear Leader Shrub Jong Il.

SorosBot August 4, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Since Huck's so into alternative histories, is he going to release a video about how he won the nomination in 2008, went on to beat Obama in the general election and is now President?

Also, nice to see that my Firefox spellchecker appears to finally know Obama is not a typo.

poncho_pilot August 4, 2011 at 12:18 pm

the world needs a Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd type of cartoon with Bin Laden and Bush. what crazy scheme will Bush concoct this week? how will OBL outwit him again? buy war bonds.

Doktor Zoom August 4, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Ooooh, that wascally tewwowist!

Then throw in Daffy Duck as Saddam Hussein: Invade me now! Invade me now!

poncho_pilot August 4, 2011 at 12:58 pm

throw in a nod to Warner Bros.' low-rent cousin, Hanna-Barbera:

nab him,
jab him,
tab him,
grab him,
stop that Islam now!

genxr August 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Simpsons did it! Wait– I mean, South Park did it!

poncho_pilot August 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm

fuck. i haven't seen either in ten years. i remember joking about a former boss sucking the stem cells out of babies to stay alive only to be told that South Park did something similar. assholes. stealing my jokes :)

El Pinche August 4, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Be vewy vewy quiet. Huckabee is hunting for his relevancy.

Swampgas_Man August 4, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Ahem, "Welevancy".

unclejeems August 5, 2011 at 3:13 am

Weh-wih-vun-see.

not that Dewey August 4, 2011 at 12:21 pm

"Hey! Look at all those police and firefighters! They're running right into the middle of it! Let's cut their wages, call them thugs, and destroy their unions!"

DaRooster August 4, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Don't forget the "die a long painful death" part.

not that Dewey August 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm

That was the icing on the cake!

iburl August 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm

…and why is Bill Clinton so surprised when police and firefighters do their jobs?

DaRooster August 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm

I can't even follow this.

Dr_Zoidberg August 4, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Those wonderfully animated firefighters look like they're dancing.

poncho_pilot August 4, 2011 at 1:02 pm

maybe it was raining men. hallelujah!

Dr_Zoidberg August 4, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Wow, you've got an express ticket straight to Hell, don't you? Ask for a window seat – those are the best.

poncho_pilot August 4, 2011 at 1:17 pm

but i just flew down to Texas for a week last month…

HedonismBot August 4, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Americans "came together like never before."
And they would still be together, if not for those rotten lieberals screaming about things like how the Patriot Act "infringes on civil rights." (Does the Constitution say anything about "rights?") And they would still be together if not for those rotten lieberals who refuse to believe in the supremacy and wisdom of the free market. And they would still be "together" if those rotten lieberals would just shut the hell up and let "their" president act like a Republican already, even though no amount of conservatism on Obama's part will ever convince the real Republicans that he is one of them.
But what am I saying? Those people aren't really "American," so, "real Americans" are still pretty much together on this stuff.

PuckStopsHere August 4, 2011 at 12:25 pm

"…will hear all of us soon." Soon, as in, nine years. Give or take.

Steverino247 August 4, 2011 at 12:26 pm

My personal tip for Mikie:

Be vewy, vewy kwiet. Please.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 4, 2011 at 12:32 pm

If the Democrats in congress had not stopped Bush's plan for him and Cheney to go over to Afghanistan personally with shot guns, this would have all been over in 2002.

LiveToServeYa August 4, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Yes, since Cheney would've shot Chimpy in the face.

genxr August 4, 2011 at 12:55 pm

At least then, Chimpy would have apologized for something.

iburl August 4, 2011 at 12:32 pm

This can't be a real Republican video, none of the 3 words "Learn Our History" are misspelled.

GOPCrusher August 4, 2011 at 1:29 pm

And everyone knows that the word "Learn" is anathema.

Dr_pangloss August 5, 2011 at 7:45 am

They had evil Hollywood librul script writters and visual artists do that part.

Ducksworthy August 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Kirsten, I'm going to accept that your description of this insane thing is accurate and not expose my still tender brain to the ravings of the Huckabeast. OK? Thanks.

elviouslyqueer August 4, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Wait. There were entirely too many good browns in that cartoon. I CALL BULLSHIT.

Redhead August 4, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Oh gee, I sure feel safer knowing that Bush personally killed Bin Laden, instead of leaving that to Obama while he exploited images of 9/11 – and the fear and patriotism and fear that went with them – as a political tool while ignoring the health issues the first responders had after the attack.

Guppy06 August 4, 2011 at 12:35 pm

They left out the part where Reagan praised OBL's actions against the Soviets.

peaceshelly August 4, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Hey! Look at all those police and firefighters! They're running right into the middle of it!! How about in a few years from now, when they are dying of respiratory problems let's question their motives and patriotism and cut funding for their healthcare!!! "YEAH!!!!!

Not a mention of the pentagon…it was also "attacked" on 9/11…lest we tend to forget.

Fucking propaganda

Ducksworthy August 4, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Does this video explain how W. personally rescued the entire Bin Laden family?

finallyhappy August 4, 2011 at 5:19 pm

I remember my nephew waiting a week after 9/11 to get home to his family on the West Coast and yet the Bin Ladens flew home on 9/12. BUT there are no connections between the Bushes and the Saudis.

peaceshelly August 4, 2011 at 12:38 pm

I the words of a REAL JOURNALIST….damn it…Jeff Gannon aka James Guckert the male hooker prostitute/ White House corespondent….

Aren't the Republican's DIVORCED from reality???

iburl August 4, 2011 at 12:39 pm

I noticed that the video didn't show the part where Pretzelnet Bush heroically continued to chill out with the kindergardeners while the country was under attack. They must be saving that for the theatrical release.

not that Dewey August 4, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Brave George W ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave George W turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave George W

LiveToServeYa August 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm

America is obviously ready for '9/11: The Musical'.

genxr August 4, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Springtime for Halliburton!

AJWjr. August 4, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Oh gawd, too soon!

horsedreamer_1 August 5, 2011 at 11:05 am

On the heels of The Book of Mormon, I see the South Park guys (plus the dude who wrote the recent Winne the Pooh movie version) having their next hit with this.

not that Dewey August 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Needs more Liberty's Kids

BaldarTFlagass August 4, 2011 at 12:52 pm

In the upper left hand corner of the page you linked to, it says that the Liberty Kids are presented by "The Incredible World of DIC." Are these people from another planet?

not that Dewey August 4, 2011 at 12:58 pm

I have NO idea. I came home from work one day to find my 4-year-old watching and not quite understanding this show. She said "Look Daddy! This show is about America!"

It features lots of convenient amnesia about slavery, was the main thing I noticed. So, yeah. Teaparty.

poncho_pilot August 4, 2011 at 1:07 pm

as i remember from my childhood misspent watching Inspector Gadget, they pronounce it Deek. doesn't mean i didn't laugh about it years later.

fartknocker August 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm

343 FDNY firefighters and over 2,400 others died on 9-11. Huckabee capitalizes on the loss of those firefighters through a 108 second cartoon. As someone who attended 3 funerals where firefighters died in the line of duty all I will say is: Fuck You Mike Huckabee.

If I'm every within 100 miles of Mike Huckabee I will make it my primary mission to meet him and personally tell him that he's nothing more than a pandering asshole.

I am thoroughly disgusted with Mike Huckabee and his ilk.

rocktonsam August 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm

so a cartoon needs to be made of real time video to explain 9/11 to the kids of retards.

eat my shorts Chucklebee.

bflrtsplk August 4, 2011 at 12:44 pm

"Excess skin collection bucket" makes my day.

not that Dewey August 4, 2011 at 12:48 pm

And why does Colin Powell talk like a redneck?

genxr August 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm

All the good guys talk like rednecks. It's how you know.

CapnFatback August 4, 2011 at 3:00 pm

And why does he have waxed eyebrows and boobs?!

not that Dewey August 4, 2011 at 5:20 pm

More questions than answers, Capn. More questions than answers.

CapnFatback August 4, 2011 at 6:07 pm

It's like they poured Condi Rice into Powell's uniform.

An_Outhouse August 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Who was the brown guy in the military uniform?

x111e7thst August 4, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Why did he leave out the part where Dick Cheney waterboards Valery Palme and discovers where her husband hid the Yellowcake. That episode always brings tears to my eyes.

Nostrildamus August 4, 2011 at 1:13 pm

I don't get it. Where's Mothra?

Nostrildamus August 4, 2011 at 1:14 pm

TimeCycle: because reading right wing talking points from books is too hard.

Callyson August 4, 2011 at 1:15 pm

"But they never counted on America coming together like never before"
Yeah, because in WWII, America didn't suffer shortages of consumer goods for the sake of supplying our troops…
Oh, but at least W was able to kill bin Laden…that united the American people…

foog August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm

They never counted on America coming together to create trite little cartoons that are egregious, misleading, and oversimplify history like never before. Oh, and never hire a copy editor cause it's only a few lines of text and never ain't nuthin that could look dumb. Never again!

gurukalehuru August 4, 2011 at 1:23 pm

I guess WTC 7 was just too wide to animate.

Also, when you are hunting, aren't you supposed to wear orange or some other highly visible color, so that other hunters will not mistake you for a deer and shoot your fat ass? I don't hunt, but it seems to me I heard that somewhere.

Pres.Beeblebrox August 4, 2011 at 1:25 pm

COOL STORY BRO

BTWBFDIMHO August 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Is our childrens learning?

DemonicRage August 4, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Thank goodness, now there is an accurate record, so that when the Olds die off, people will still pass on the knowledge of just what it was like. I only watched up to the point where two clouds of grey smoke were coming out of the Towers and there was one lady with vermillion skin, to distinguish her from all the "white" people standing near her. Yup! That's exactly what it was like in Lower Manhattan that day. 28 white people standing around and one vermillion lady.

SheriffRoscoe August 4, 2011 at 2:13 pm

They used a B-717 in the cartoon, which as any airplane nerd like me knows, looks nothing like a B-767. Gah. That little detail right there ruined my enjoyment of the film.

Slim_Pickins August 4, 2011 at 2:28 pm

I thought the clock running backward at the end was a nice wingnut touch.

Thedongsofwar August 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Those kids do not sound very upset about 9/11.

ttommyunger August 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Alt Caption: "Vote for me or the dog gets it!"

CapnFatback August 4, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Boy, how are Mallard Fillmore and the Right-bow Coalition gonna get outta this week's wacky scrape?

CapnFatback August 4, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Also from Huck-a-mation Studios: Women can help!

Reader11722 August 4, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Forget Huckabee and his propaganda 9/11 cartoon (about as accurate as the 9/11 Commission Report). Don’t waste your hard-earned money, instead read a BANNED 9/11 book like “America Deceived II” by a real rebel and the “World’s Most Hated Author”, E.A. Blayre III.
Last link (before Google Books bans it also]: http://www.iuniverse.com/Bookstore/BookDetail.asp

greypanter August 4, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Didn't the chronology make it appear that Dubya had something to do with killing OBL? That's not the way I remember it.

Gleem_McShineys August 4, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Uh oh, sounds like you need a little more cartoon therapy to help you with those awful hallucinations!

LetUsBray August 4, 2011 at 9:33 pm

Remembering things is elitist.

teebob2000 August 4, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Oh, Jesus Christ on a falafel. I can now die having seem KSM rendered in animated form for a children's cartoon.

This is probably about as fact-based as the Osama-Saddam cartoon that Smigel did for SNL several years ago where they turned themselves in a bag of pork rinds and the car from fucking Dukes of Hazzard.

finallyhappy August 4, 2011 at 5:30 pm

on Youtube is a preview of the "reagan Revolution" by this organization. It shows 1977 in DC -"the economy is in ruins"(or something like that) and then it shows a black kid in a T-shirt that says "disco" holding a knife and demanding someone's money. So is this whole thing a satire or is the preview video I saw actually a serious video from this group?

Walkinwiddaking August 4, 2011 at 6:16 pm

You failed to mention that 20 seconds after that picture of Huckabee was snapped he shot his Retriever in the face.

Pat_Pending August 4, 2011 at 9:00 pm

yeah, but the retriever apologized to him for getting in the way.

Walkinwiddaking August 4, 2011 at 9:32 pm

Must be a Republican thang.

KenLayIsAlive August 4, 2011 at 8:10 pm

Let’s watch:

Hmm. Let's not and say we did (when the Blackwater guys come door to door making sure everyone watched the video).

Pat_Pending August 4, 2011 at 9:01 pm

Trying to snark, but… oh, it's just so ungodly STOOPID. My brain melted after the little police and firefighters all converged on each other in some kind of tragic 'coming together' dogpile.

LetUsBray August 4, 2011 at 9:36 pm

This certainly does support my working hypothesis that Hucklenuts is a pathological liar.

And the video doesn't even say how "My Pet Goat" turned out.

Dr_pangloss August 5, 2011 at 7:54 am

It would have been good to show prezident dipshit "projecting calm" to those kids in that class. "Ok Georgie, project calm, wouldn't want to start a stampeed of kids. I'd end up lookin like that chubby feller from Seinfeld. 'Merica needs you now more than ever."

Dr_pangloss August 5, 2011 at 7:42 am

I love that the one stupid kid screams "No". He's from the future right? And what's with the bugging the White House? What are they the future leaders of the CIA?

Seriously who writes this crap.

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