CONVENIENT  3:43 pm August 3, 2011

Nikki Haley First Non-White Governor of South Carolina to Also Be White

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

proud to be indian and also not indian.Here is what most people know about Indian American governor Nikki Haley: she is the only human on Earth rumored to ever have sex with a political blogger, and she is the only minority female human on Earth ever to be the unfortunate ruler of South Carolina. What is a lesser-known fact about Haley is that she is also a white human! True story! Acccording to the box she checked on her voter registration card, Nimrata Nikki Randhawa Haley is a not-minority white person. Is it just because non-white people are not allowed to vote in the South? No, it is because Nikki Haley acts white and loves her white state of mind and voting like a white person. She is so white, in fact, that she responded to a request by the NAACP to finally get rid of the dumb, racist Confederate flag in front of the Statehouse with a very white-persony, “nah.”

From the Columbia Free-Times:

In the wake of a call from the president of the NAACP for Gov. Nikki Haley — as the state’s first minority governor — to work toward removing the Confederate flag from State House grounds, a copy of Haley’s voter registration card obtained by Free Times reveals that the governor self-identifies as white.

In comments that have reverberated throughout the national media, NAACP President Benjamin Todd Jealous said that Haley, “South Carolina’s first governor of color,” should ask herself, “What would Gandhi do?” in relation to the flag.

The daughter of Sikh immigrants from India, Haley downplayed her race during her come-from-behind campaign for governor in the 2010 elections; however, the national media has often played up her Indian-American heritage.

While the governor self-identifies as white, her sister self-identifies as Asian on her voter registration card, according to an official at the Lexington County Election Commission.

Very interesting that Nikki’s parents managed to have one white and one non-white child. We look forward to seeing what sort of “one blogger, one human” combination comes out of her next affair. [Free-Times]

 

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SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Her parents must be so proud.

Fare la Volpe August 3, 2011 at 3:49 pm

"What? You couldn't be governor and neurosurgeon?!"

__kth__ August 3, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Sikhs deny the caste system, which Haley is doing in her own way.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Sikhs don't *have* a caste system, although they certainly still have a class system.

Texan_Bulldog August 3, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Cut her some slack. There wasn't a box to check for 'self loathing minority who needs racist crackers to believe she just has a good tan'.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Bitch never worked for anyone else in her life except Mom and Dad, and managed to file their business taxes late every time. If she'd actually *had* a real job, she would've been fired. She's also got some huge money scandals on her rap sheet. Still waiting for it to hit the fan, though.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 6:39 pm

"Our son is a cardiac surgeon, our daughter is a brain surgeon, and our other daughter is white!"

Wins the immigrant "our kids…" contest, every time.

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 3:47 pm

She's from southern India?

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Evansville?

DoktorThompson August 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm

The Sikh from French Lick

arihaya August 3, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Sikh, means Punjabi,, northern Indian

charlesdegoal August 3, 2011 at 6:10 pm

Sikhism is actually a religion, most of whose members – though not all – are Punjabi. It is not necessarily indicative of complexion.
I find this particular thread rather lame.

bumfug August 3, 2011 at 11:49 pm

Give her a break – she's a light-skinned Untouchable.

spinozasgod August 3, 2011 at 3:47 pm

self-loathing enough?

Wadisay August 3, 2011 at 6:09 pm

FWIW, Clarence Thomas self-identifies as white, too.

WunkRocker August 4, 2011 at 12:19 pm

FWIW Thomas is white. Al Sharpton ex-communicated him.

BlueMonkeh August 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Ben Jealous

That name is freaking awesome.

Oh, and "Aunt Nikki", and also, too, to go along with "Uncle Tom" (or Herman).

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Uncle Clarence Thomas.

genxr August 3, 2011 at 5:58 pm

I was thinking "Darling Nikki" but maybe I should put down the iPod.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Wow. I, for one, am glad that someone kept their EYES WIDE OPEN and noticed that the traitor flag is still offensive, even though blacks are no longer ON SALE NOW in the South.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Advertising is a bitch, isn't it?

Dr_Zoidberg August 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Wait wait wait-blacks were on sale?! And I missed it?!

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 4:18 pm

That's Gross.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 4:39 pm

No, THIS is Gross.

KenLayIsAlive August 3, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Come on man, we should be excited Wonkette is becoming a viable commercial platform for the first time since retard-gate.

Winnie_Cooper August 3, 2011 at 5:26 pm

I still miss our giantess overlord (overlady?) Campbell Brown.

CrunchyKnee August 3, 2011 at 3:49 pm

There has to be an outsourcing joke here somewhere.

BlueMonkeh August 3, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Does she actually live in South Carolina? Or do they just fly her in for "training" and stuff?

OneDollarJuana August 3, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Republican governors don't actually "govern", unless you count taking away the jobs and rights of the citizens, so they don't actually have to be there to "do" their jobs. Look at Gov. Sanford, who was "hiking" (up the skirts) in Argentina, but most people in South Carolina didn't even notice that their governor wasn't around.

Atlas Frooged August 3, 2011 at 9:18 pm

In S. Carolina it's considered a full time job just hatin' Obummer. Anything outside of that is just showing off.

Texan_Bulldog August 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm

I wonder if she can help me set up my DSL account on AT&T…

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Judging from her actions as a member of Mark Sanford's team and since then as Governor, you'd be lucky if she could help you use a fucking vacuum cleaner. She is really not the brightest incendiary device in the armory.

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Call Dell, you'll find it there.

BlueStateLibel August 3, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Her responses to phone calls must go like this: put the caller on hold for half an hour; repeatedly ask the caller to repeat the question; keep caller waiting while they consult the user manual; leave caller waiting for half an hour; say they don't know; give caller another number to call that, when called, emits busy signal.

GeorgiaBurning August 3, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Somewhere in there, she reminds the caller their state government will no longer be supported after December 2011unless they purchase the extended warranty.

OhNoGuy August 3, 2011 at 9:28 pm

Ha, ha, the joke's on SC.
All those textile and furniture jobs that went overseas and they elect her to lead them into the 21st century. A state where 11th grade is an advanced degree. Ha, ha, ha.

Come here a minute August 3, 2011 at 3:50 pm

This is corroborating evidence (along with the blogger-sex) that she could also be categorized as 'self-hating'.

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm

also, "fucking twat".

DoktorThompson August 3, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Indians as a minority? On what planet? There are goddamn billions of them.

AutomaticPilot August 3, 2011 at 4:25 pm

On the planet Murika.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:42 pm

One out of every six people on the planet. But not billions yet. And they are a minority in the state she purports to govern.

DoktorThompson August 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm

Hmmm, maybe if you just count the Indians in India. But if you count Canada, UK, Australia, South Africa, etc., then 7 out of every 6 people on the planet are Indian.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 6:45 pm

And 99 out of every 100 on the help line.

Atlas Frooged August 3, 2011 at 9:20 pm

Pox News math wins every time!

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 3:50 pm

I bet the British Raj would have had something to say about this.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:42 pm

Too late. Haha!

charlesdegoal August 3, 2011 at 6:16 pm

With all due respect, the Raj refers to a regime or a period, not a person, so it would be most unlikely to have anything to "say." Sorry to be nitpicking, but a certain degree of ignorance seems to permeate this discussion.

BaldarTFlagass August 4, 2011 at 7:48 am

I'm well aware of what the term implies, just figured that "Raj" would be a little more accessible to most; a reference to "General Reginald Dyer" or "Lord Lytton" or "Sir Richard Strachey" would probably peg the obscurometer.

charlesdegoal August 4, 2011 at 10:08 am

Your cryptic moniker marks you as a man or woman of culture and I am prepared to believe that you know those things. I was just bothered by the tone of most comments, which I found immature and silly.

WunkRocker August 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm

pedant much? needs moar snarky.

Do you think she has a direct line to Bobby Jindal? Funny the little brown people are taking over governor jerbs in the cracker-assed-crackerest parts of Murica. But I want to see some real commitment from the Indian subcontinent. Alabama or Mississippi or GTF O.

Fare la Volpe August 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Very interesting that Nikki’s parents managed to have one white and one non-white child

The milkman sends his regards.

DoktorThompson August 3, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Today we are all doodhwalas.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Shouldn't we go all Sanskrity, shuddha-Hindi, and refer to ourselves as dugdhawallahs?

SpurningBeer August 3, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Is "wog" Sanskrit?

BornInATrailer August 3, 2011 at 6:01 pm

Chocolate milkman I think you meant. Or at least coffee milkman.

mog253 August 4, 2011 at 11:45 am

Sir, my father was a milkman. Would you like to meet my half-siblings? Quite a crowd.

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Lisa: We're all Immigrants….except for Native Americans
Homer: Like me
Lisa: No, I mean American Indians.
Apu: Like me.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm

You know what other politician was half-white?

BlueMonkeh August 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm

my cat and Hopey?

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm

John Boner?

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Which half?

GlowneyHouse August 4, 2011 at 12:40 am

more half-orange…a light tangerine

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Jefferson….Oh wait that was his kids.

arihaya August 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Storm Thurmond also, too

Nostrildamus August 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Boehner before he flips over on the tanning bed?

nappyduggs August 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Bill Clinton. I've heard his bottom half is more in the Mandingo tradition.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Chief White Halfoat?

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Sure could use to have his family around again, help solve the oil shortage.

holyfuckstick August 3, 2011 at 8:18 pm

I just came a little at the C-22 reference.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Napoleon! (Because Josephine, right?)

HelmutNewton August 3, 2011 at 6:16 pm

Clarence Thomas?

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 6:46 pm

It's the half-wits we ought to worry about.

RedneckMuslin August 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Is that Indian as in dot or woo woo woo?

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Indian oppressed by American white people or Indian oppressed by British white people?

Texan_Bulldog August 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Here it's 'as in dot or feather?'

OneDollarJuana August 3, 2011 at 4:58 pm

I prefer "as in flat-head twin".

MissTaken August 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Teepee or Curry?

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Casino or Tech Support?

AutomaticPilot August 3, 2011 at 4:26 pm

Push start (dot) or pull start (feather)?

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:46 pm

So teh geeky.

ifthethunderdontgetya August 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm

We look forward to seeing what sort of “one blogger, one human” combination comes out of her next affair.

Don Surber

P.S. Thank you for the upfists, kind people, before I even managed to fix this mangled comment.
~

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Ohjeezusdon'tclickonthelinkifyouvalueyourlife.

Sue4466 August 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Just make sure you pull that ladder up behind you.

Tengu August 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm

So I can self-identify as having a huge dick?

WhatTheHolyHeck August 3, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Why not? I'm self-identifying henceforth as a Fairy Princess.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 5:33 pm

From now on, I'm a job creator.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 6:49 pm

This is closer to self-identifying as being a huge dick.

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Law blogger Ann Althouse is said to have married a commenter on her blog, which is even stranger. Sully does not approve.

samsuncle August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Bobby Jindal Indian-American Governor of Louisiana
Nikki Haley Indian-American Governor of SC
Jeff Davis must be rolloing over in his grave.

Texan_Bulldog August 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Nah…they are obviously both White! Duh…just look at their names. I hate it when some Indian customer service dude tells me his name is Bob.

horsedreamer_1 August 3, 2011 at 8:08 pm

My favourite antebellum South fact: Chang and Eng owned slaves.

DustBowlBlues August 3, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Just think what it's doing to Andrew Jackson.

(Who gets that one?)

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

She's not an Indian. The only Indians I know either sling curry, or are the head of the Robotics Department at an ivy league school.

DaSandman August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

I thought she was Apache somehow.

elviouslyqueer August 3, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Kemosabe! Jump on it!

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm

BEST FUCKIN' ROLLERSKATING SONG EVAR!!!!!

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 4:17 pm

She had a little Apache in her once.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

She may call herself white, but I bet she still has a bush like a crow's nest.

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Righto! They may have a taint, but you sure can't see it.

mooncrushworld August 3, 2011 at 5:48 pm

high up, often occupied by a sailor?

WhatTheHeck August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

It was a typo.
That, and her electorate don't yet realize she's not white. So she's trying to keep the misunderstanding going.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

She just suffers from re-vitiligo.

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

So how does this effect Alvin Greene?

HelmutNewton August 3, 2011 at 6:21 pm

Greene is done meddling in petty state politics. He's going for the big job!
http://www.alvingreene2012.com/

SayItWithWookies August 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Most South Carolinians, on the other hand, assumed she was either Jewish or Chinese.

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Sorry, when I visited her hometown of Bamberg SC in 1974, I was the only Jew there.

WunkRocker August 4, 2011 at 12:36 pm

True story. The confederate cracker flag is a diagonal cross because of the huge Jewish population in Charleston SC that helped finance the start of the Civil War. They figured if they displayed the jesus cross a little askew they could have their Judeo-finance and their Jesus cross too. No word on if there were a lot of Lieberman's in Charleston when they fired on Fort Sumter- but if I were a betting man…

MMathS August 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Or "some kind of Spanish."

JerkCade August 3, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Or Eye-talian

AutomaticPilot August 3, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Or the word that covers all Asians: Chinaman.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomencla…Asian-American, please.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Pat Nixon: "Dick wasn't anti-Semitic.. he hated all minorities. I remember once an aide referred to the Vietnamese as Gooks and Chinks. Dick said that that was wrong. He said a Chink is someone who's from China, and is Gook is anyone of the Oriental persuasion. A Chink is always a Gook, but a Gook isn't always a Chink..

–Saturday Night LIve

AutomaticPilot August 3, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Uhhh… you know I was joking, right?

BaldarTFlagass August 4, 2011 at 7:53 am

Helpful hint: If you're going to hang out at Wonkette, you need to be able to recognize Big Lebowski references in one sentence or less. Familiarity with Repo Man and all of the Monty Python films is helpful, too.

OhNoGuy August 3, 2011 at 9:47 pm

OR BOTH!!

Chillwaver August 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

This is good news for Bobby Jindal.

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Needs more exorcisms.

Cash4HoboBeans August 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Won't removing the Confederate Flag confuse everybody there, since all their textbooks tell them that they won the war against "Northern Aggression?"

north_of_moscow August 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm

"Touch me, I'm Sikh" is the new "Say it loud, I'm black and proud"

hagajim August 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Damn crackers….always trying to keep the black man/woman down!

MMathS August 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

She doesn't count as a Plantation Republican, however, does she?

Ruhe August 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Over here we've got the sexy blogger part and over here we've got "come-from-behind" quote and I'm looking at these pieces and I'm thinking "a truly clever snarker would figure out how to get those together." I gotta get back to work though.

seppdecker August 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

She could be accused of selling her soul, but that presupposes the existence of her soul.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm

should ask herself, “What would Gandhi do?” in relation to the flag.

Evidence suggests he would put a spinning wheel on it.

anniegetyerfun August 3, 2011 at 5:33 pm

I would have said "worn it as a lungi", but what do I know*?

*Everything, as I married a South Asian person and am now an expert.

nappyduggs August 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm

She may think of herself as White, but she still enjoys a good "slurpee" if you get my meaning.

CrunchyKnee August 3, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Ham Biscuits doesn't like her one bit, no sir.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Gandhi would have had a torrid affair with Candice Bergen, for starters.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Wouldn't we all. Wouldn't we all.

Pat_Pending August 3, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Bloody self-hating wog…

gullywompr August 3, 2011 at 4:00 pm

"she is the only human on Earth rumored to ever have sex with a political blogger"

Hey KBJ, I volunteer to be second, ifyaknowwhatImean…

arihaya August 3, 2011 at 4:49 pm

i wish you're not a Congressman,, otherwise you may have to resign for 'unwanted sexual advance'

MrFizzy August 3, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Get in line motherfucker.

MrFizzy August 3, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Nyunk nyunk

Wadisay August 3, 2011 at 6:16 pm

I was sort of titillated by the Columbia Free Times' reference to her come-from-behind campaign.

Canmon August 3, 2011 at 4:00 pm

She converted when she got married.

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Into what?

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 4:16 pm

A Decepticon.

JustPixelz August 3, 2011 at 5:35 pm

She converted when she became a Repubican.

True fact: Back in the olde days, the gummint tried to define "white" in terms of specific facial characteristics. To avoid using skin color which sometimes lets someone with a single drop of black blood look white. Anyway, a dark-skinned guy from India whose face was white-by-law, went to the Supreme Court to gain citizenship. After hearing the evidence the court ruled he was not white. Sorry Nikki, SCOTUS says you ain't white-folk.

johnnyzhivago August 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Lets see the birth certificate… Long form. Thank you.

Ruhe August 3, 2011 at 4:02 pm

"She is so white, in fact, that…." she thinks ketchup is a vegetable?

mooncrushworld August 3, 2011 at 6:50 pm

Tomatoes are a fruit, which makes ketchup a smoothie.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 4:03 pm

The Republican Party, where even the minorities are ashamed of being minorities.

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Allen West approves this comment.

OhNoGuy August 3, 2011 at 10:02 pm

It makes you believe in the great promise of this country to see a new race step up and embrace idioticy.

johnnyzhivago August 3, 2011 at 4:03 pm

This confirms what I was told many years ago, most Inidan girls go both ways.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 5:37 pm

I beginning to think that the one on the Vonage commercial will bang anything.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Only in America!

proudgrampa August 3, 2011 at 4:04 pm

What?

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 4:04 pm

"Very interesting that Nikki’s parents managed to have one white and one non-white child"

That's not impossible, my uncle had one white and one non-white child.

Oh wait, that was with two different wives; never mind.

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Fun fact: Nikki was born on the same day that Dick Nixon was inaugurated for the second time.

Mahousu August 3, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Well, she is (Indo-)Aryan.

There's a story that Hitler had Nazi scientists go search for the original Aryans – those who had deviated least from the Indo-European forebears – but was severely disappointed when they came up with a band of North Indian cattle herders.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 5:37 pm

But they did come back with a really nifty logo.

spinozasgod August 3, 2011 at 5:50 pm

Persians(Iran)are also of aryan lineage.

OhNoGuy August 3, 2011 at 10:03 pm

And LOTS of milk!

rocktonsam August 3, 2011 at 4:05 pm

$o, $arah Palin cavorts with terrorists

Maman August 3, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Ahhh. American exceptionalism at work again. You can only be exceptional when you are like everyone else.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 4:09 pm

As the locals down there would say, she's got a convenience store owner in the woodpile.

fuflans August 3, 2011 at 4:11 pm

well now i have an earworm of 'hey nicky you're so fine' buzzing around in my head.

still. better than any of the news that i could be listening to…

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 4:15 pm
Pat_Pending August 3, 2011 at 5:48 pm

God, that was bad…

hollywooddood August 3, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Sex with Nikki Haley? I can't imagine a political blogger doing any such thing.

Radiotherapy® August 3, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Upper Caste Indians always think they are privileged and better than everybody else. So is it any surprise she thinks she is white?

schvitzatura August 4, 2011 at 3:47 am

Kshatriya chatur varna Proud!

north_of_moscow August 3, 2011 at 4:19 pm

"White people ignore the NAACP like this, but Indian Americans ignore the NAACP like this."

bumfug August 3, 2011 at 4:24 pm

"What would Gandhi do"?
From what I understand about Gandhi, he'd strip her naked, drop his robe and sleep up against her, flexing his tool in her butt cheeks but being careful to not spill his precious bodily fluid into her. Or maybe that was the blogger.

DustBowlBlues August 3, 2011 at 9:36 pm

Funniest one I've read yet. Then again, my brains are frying after another 100F+ day, and I'm tired, so don't get a fathead over it.

bumfug August 3, 2011 at 10:00 pm

With 5 lousy thumbs up after 5 hours I'll take what I can get.

Guppy06 August 3, 2011 at 4:25 pm

"Very interesting that Nikki’s parents managed to have one white and one non-white child."

Obviously Nikki didn't get the one drop.

user-of-owls August 3, 2011 at 4:29 pm

From the Desk of Indian Governor Nikki Haley
Re: NAACP Request Concerning the State Flag

Dear Buffalo Soldiers,
Bite me..

mavenmaven August 3, 2011 at 4:29 pm

She's a big let down to her family and tradition as she's not a cardiologist or even an anesthesiologist, so her pretending to be just white is understandable.

Tundra Grifter August 3, 2011 at 4:30 pm

This just goes to show that in America any child can grew up to be whatever she or he wants to be.

Is this a great country or what?

gurukalehuru August 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Has anyone ever seen Nikki Haley and Michelle Malkin in the same room at the same time?

widestanceroman August 3, 2011 at 4:59 pm

You mean, and lived?

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 4:35 pm

She's got a white name. She looks like a white girl with a good tan. She speaks like a white girl. She apparently fucks white men exclusively. I'm betting the average voter in her State would simply collapse with the vapors if they discovered she was a Dot-Head. Fortunately they are an ignorant and incurious lot, so the likelihood of that ever happening are slim and none.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 4:38 pm

The Governor is near!

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 5:05 pm

As near as Barry, but I guess near don't count in politics.

schvitzatura August 4, 2011 at 3:51 am

If Nikki was an observant Sikh dude, she would have been Pullstarti, not Pushstarti, right?

ttommyunger August 4, 2011 at 9:13 am

My ignorance in this realm is palpable.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 4:38 pm

If you get depressed over here, you can do what I do and enjoy the AFA website where today Bryan Fischer calls Grizzly Bears the Jeffery Dahmers of the Animal Kingdom.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 4:41 pm

ooh, another Bryan Fissure & the Bears column?

EDIT: I just LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!

As I have written before, God’s word to ancient Israel was that a growing danger from wild animals is a sign of a nation in rebellion against God. “If you will not listen to me and will not do all these commandments…I will let loose the wild beasts against you, which shall bereave you of your children and destroy your livestock” (Leviticus 26:14, 22).

In the case of the United States, there is no need for God to “let loose the wild beasts” against us, because we are doing a fine job of it all by ourselves. And we are doing it to ourselves because we have rejected the teaching of Scripture that God has given to man authority over the animal kingdom. Man has been given authority by God over the earth, to “subdue it and have dominion over…every living thing that moves on the earth” (Genesis 1:28). This authority certainly extends to putting predators out of our misery.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Someone needs to let that guy in on the fact that Stephen Colbert is parody.

PalinPussyPower August 3, 2011 at 4:41 pm

I'd hit that.

Rosie_Scenario August 3, 2011 at 4:41 pm

I'll bet Nikki's sari now.

proudgrampa August 3, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Aah, you beat me to it. I was going to paraphrase Brenda Lee:

"Who's sari, now?"

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 5:40 pm

The spawn of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

Tundra Grifter August 3, 2011 at 5:50 pm

I was going to go with "She's soooo sari."

Weenus299 August 3, 2011 at 4:48 pm

She had secks with an UGLY blogger, no less.

El Pinche August 3, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Sticky Nikki loves cock of all shapes, colors, and creeds.

widestanceroman August 3, 2011 at 5:00 pm

So, she's really a gay man, too?

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Darling Nikki loves to grind.

MrFizzy August 3, 2011 at 4:49 pm

If the universe was fair, she'd be ruler of Indiana. Thank you very much, I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Pshaw! Nikki Haley is no more "white" than Italians, Jews, Spaniards, Greeks or similar Exotics.

mog253 August 4, 2011 at 11:55 am

Does this have any impact on the paler groups – Czechs, Slavs, etc.? I want to be an "exotic", too!

NorthStarSpanx August 3, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Two things, if she were of mixed-breed like O'bama, and she were of the DemocRAT Party, Sarah'd be spitting her full name "Nimrata Nikki Randhawa Haley" on Fox News all the time and find a reason to always mention she is half-white? Like Obama (that point is still lost on me, why would Sarah think that is a matter in her favor when trashing the POTUS?)

ulTIMum August 3, 2011 at 5:11 pm

What about that other Indian trying to pass, Tonto? He never voted in any comix I saw.

Tundra Grifter August 3, 2011 at 5:51 pm

"What you mean 'we,' Paleface?"

donner_froh August 3, 2011 at 6:07 pm

she is the only human on Earth rumored to ever have sex with a political blogger

Sara K Smith did somebody to produce Baby K Smith.

MiniMencken August 3, 2011 at 6:18 pm

Benchaud!

mourningnmerica August 3, 2011 at 6:27 pm

In the game of "Hide Or Go Sikh", Nikki has made her choice.

mourningnmerica August 3, 2011 at 6:28 pm

To get elected Governor, she had to Curry favor with whitey.

AJWjr. August 3, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 6:39 pm

Had Eric Burdon known it was this easy to change race we might have been spared countless renditions of "House of the Rising Sun".

mooncrushworld August 3, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Man so much for the melting pot, she's gone straight to smelting pot.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 6:52 pm

White Not White had a couple hits there in the '80s. Are they the guys that did "Darling Nikki"?

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 6:57 pm

I'm self-indentifying as my ancestors oppressed her ancestors.

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Lizzie, don't you look lovely today.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Thanks! That is the lovely Ena Sharples AKA Violet Carson.

CalamityJames August 3, 2011 at 7:11 pm

Who?

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 8:02 pm

Nick Danger, Third Eye.

iburl August 3, 2011 at 9:07 pm

Why do we have racial check boxes on voting forms anymore? Nevermind, I forgot, it's South Carolina and the south will rise again because Obama agrees that his hands are tied.

owhatever August 3, 2011 at 9:29 pm

Okay. Cough up the birf certificate. If one parent listed Hindoo as the religion, Nikki's heading for a walk on that long Appalachian Trail.

DustBowlBlues August 3, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Fuck her and Piyush for pretending they're not Indians. I'm stuck with hughesnet, because their satellite ISP is the only thing we can get here in backwoods Okrahoma, and I have to call tech support from time to time. More often than not, I get some delightful Indian kid and we talk about movies (Bollywood, I should add) and movie stars and if it's a woman, how hot John Abraham is. I was giving one of the kids my account info just this week because I wasn't connecting to the webs and needed a technical roto-rooter fix for what I understand are tubes, and the problem fixed itself before I got to the problem.

Jokingly, I said, "wow. You already fixed it . Get me your manager so I can tell him how well you did. " The kid said, "yes. I will be glad to connect you," and the next thing I know, I'm talking a delightful young Indian woman who couldn't believe an American was not only being polite, but giving them a compliment.

So fuck this woman. Not the nice Indians, but this Haley bitch. Ain't nothin' wrong about being Hindu. She should be ashamed of herself for leaving her religion simply to advance herself, like Piyush and his sellout parents.

Jerry Fjord August 3, 2011 at 9:56 pm

I would say Haley's problem is that she IS ashamed of herself. But thanks for representing the US in a good way. I used to cringe when my mom would deal with waitstaff here, I can only imagine what kind of abuse tech folks endure. Although I do have mixed feelings about the whole shipping of of jobs too.

owhatever August 4, 2011 at 12:15 am

Governor Nimrata Randhawa Haley was an anchor baby in Bamberg, SC.

DahBoner August 4, 2011 at 12:19 pm

"She is so white, in fact, that she responded to a request by the NAACP to finally get rid of the dumb, racist Confederate flag in front of the Statehouse with a very white-persony, “nah."

Nah. Let's put up a flag of Vishnu, instead….

endhispaniclatino January 29, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Anybody of European,North African,Middle Eastern,West Asian,and South Asian(Indian)extraction is Caucasian(white).How can people be so ignorant about race

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Blecch! Too late, my friend.

AutomaticPilot August 4, 2011 at 8:53 am

Dammit… I need to get crackin', then!

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