CHAOS AND ANARCHY  1:13 pm August 3, 2011

Hooray, Fraud Everywhere Envelops Looming Wisconsin Recall Elections!

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

and this is exactly how it arrived in the mail.Wisconsin’s critical elections to recall six Republican legislators and regain control of the state senate take place next week on August 9, which means it is time for the privately-funded organisms of Terror and Death to hurl into action with all their vote-inhibiting might. We have pictured here an actual Voter Deception mailer blingee courtesy of the Koch Brothers front-group Americans For Prosperity, who were caught sending out these “save the date” invitations to potential voters with, hoh boy, THE WRONG DATE!

The election is on August 9th, meaning that voters mailing in their absentee ballots “before August 11th” will be Sad Losers. Oh also, the “Absentee Ballot Application Processing Center” listed on the mailer where you send your application is just David Koch’s asshole. An anonymous Democratic source told Politico that AFP was mailing these things to Democratic voters, although the story does not say how many people got them or how many Democrats got them or really any other kind of journalistic information to indicate the scope of the problem. But why let that ruin the widespread liberal outrage!

Okay fine, here is an AP article with some tidbits:

The mailing, which the group says was sent to about 10,000 voters in the six Republican senators’ districts, states that absentee ballots received the Thursday before the election will be counted, which is accurate. But in a section that gives step-by-step instructions, the letter states that ballots received before Aug. 11 by city clerks would be counted.

Americans for Prosperity state director Matt Seaholm said Tuesday that a typo was to blame for the error and he called the complaints over the mailing frivolous.

Yeah, so they’re still evil, nobody worry. Anyway, also:

  • The LaCrosse office of the Democratic We Are Wisconsin PAC was mysteriously razed to the ground last weekend. Subtle! Was there a horse head left in front, too?
  • The DNC was also caught making robocalls in Republican districts giving people an election date of August 16 and told to knock this the hell off.
  • Scott Walker put on a humanoid mask and signed a bill to extend jobless benefits by another 13 weeks for unemployed Wisconsin workers, probably with some invisible inky fine print saying that he promises to rescind the bill as soon as the recall elections are over.

CHAOS RULEZ FREEDOM DROOLZ. [Politico/ AP]

 

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nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm

WISCONSIN: Open for business as usual.

KenLayIsAlive August 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Open for monkey business, it seems.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm

What? August 9th is before August 11th. Fucking libruls and their gotcha calendar.

Terry August 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm

They're really trying to win the race to the bottom, aren't they?

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm

I thought they won it back when Zombie McBrainless was elected.

HogeyeGrex August 3, 2011 at 2:58 pm

You can say that about goatse, too.

KenLayIsAlive August 3, 2011 at 3:03 pm

There's no business like show(ing the inside of your colon to the Koch Brothers) business.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:26 pm

But it's ONLY a typo. Of course, they could have, you know, accidentally typed in an earlier date so the recipients would still have their votes count, but, um.

Barb August 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm

I like the scars on the blingee. It must represent Scott Walkers' torn anus from his bending over for the Koch brothers. Rectum! Damn near killed him!

Beowoof August 3, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Would be fitting if Walker wound up with a pink sock.

DaSandman August 3, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Hehe, Babs will be playing in our lounge all week, ladies and gentlemen. Try the veal :)

Barb August 3, 2011 at 6:55 pm

You are a naughty monkey, DaSandman! I'll take you on tour with me.

DaSandman August 3, 2011 at 7:54 pm

I spent 25 years on the show biz road, he says from his mountain redoubt.

But Lady, if you're going I'm in :)

salt_bagel August 3, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Doubt it. Dude's middle name is Gaping. What's the saying? Oh yeah "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway".

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 7:00 pm

OT, but Barb, I just had one of those adventures whereby I was locked out of the house! Middle of the day in LA , hot as Hades and me in my jammies , I answered the door to the UPS guy and the door slammed and there I was locked out with a huge load of packages that had just been delivered, that was at 11.30 am and I have just got back in the house about 5 minutes ago.

Nothingisamiss August 3, 2011 at 10:43 pm

A little imagination on what was in those packages, what jammies you had on and there's a good lil' story you might want to tell…….

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 10:56 pm

Saucepans, sweatpants and a tee shirt. The only good story was me pondering whether I should scale the ladder that was on our deck, climb the roof-we live in a classic A-Frame kit house from 1961, so it's very steeply pitched, sneak in the bathroom window and live happily ever after. I decided against it, I ran to my stepdaughter's house-about 8 blocks and 2 hills away-borrowed a notepad and pen from a passing gardener and left what looked like a ransom note under a rock , pleading with her to save me when she got home, as she has keys. It took another 3 hours before I gained admittance!

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 12:20 am

I think I've seen this movie. lol

memzilla August 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm

It's like watching an updated version of how Goebbels engineered the elections in Germany in 1933. What's next, burning down the Wisconsin State Capitol and blaming it on Rachel Maddow and Michael Moore?

[The number in the ad comes back to "Bankers Mortgage" in Milwaukee. Makes sense... we've mortgaged our future to the bankers.]

nounverb911 August 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Needs more Kochblocking.

DaRooster August 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Doesn't everything?

FlownOver August 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Because if there's one thing we won't stand for in a democracy, it's voting.

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Well the wrong people voting; the GOP is doing everything in their power to get around the 15th and 24th amendments, just look at all states putting up voter ID laws which are just disguised poll taxes.

HogeyeGrex August 3, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Not to mention all the DMV shenanigans Walker is pulling to make sure the wrong people can't vote.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm

It's not a democracy, IT'S A REPUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!! (wipes flecks of spittle from face)

FlownOver August 3, 2011 at 6:07 pm

<Flashback to Doug Niedermeyer saying "pledge pin">

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Gentlemen, gentlemen! This is the Democracy Room! You can't vote here!

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm

he'll see everything. he'll see the Big Board!

MrFizzy August 3, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Wouldn't it be dandy to see the Koch Bros and Governor Dingleberry covered in Cheese Whiz ™ and set alight, like a turd flambe?

freakishlywrong August 3, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Why, yes. Yes, MrFizzy, that would dandy indeed.

Rarian Rakista August 3, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Lets get Roman on these Christians.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Let's not Russian to anything.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm

I can't believe European on a perfectly good idea like that.

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm

but it's always best to Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Good idea? It's a Turkey! We'll be left with Greece on our faces.

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 12:30 am

You're Poland my leg, aren't you?

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Just add a giant double headed dildo up their asses and you got your grant request in the mail to the Robert Mapplethorpe Foundation

MrFizzy August 3, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Yepper! I hear Mapplethorpe and Andres Serrano are big in Wissa-consin.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 1:18 pm

"The LaCrosse of Democratic fundraiser We Are Wisconsin PAC "

Is this a new model of Cadillac or something, this "LaCrosse?"

tcaalaw August 3, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I thought a LaCrosse was a type of Buick?

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Dang. Now that you mention it, you're right. Also, now that you've mentioned it, there ain't a goddam thing I can do to rectify it. I won't delete and mystify all those who follow, though, and I'll leave my ignorance up there for all to see, and hope another post gets made quickly by Wonkette Jr and distracts everyone here.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Just don't get the LaCrosse Palin Edition, as it quits half way there.

CalamityJames August 3, 2011 at 1:29 pm

You're all wrong. LaCrosse is where you learn how to rape.

BlueMonkeh August 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm

had to click on the link to figure that one out…

"Fire Destroys We Are Wisconsin PAC Offices in La Crosse"

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm

And now the original has been tampered with, fixed if you will, and my snark plane has crashed into the fucking mountain.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:43 pm

The Koch Brothers have no decency. Now they have even infiltrated Wonkette just to kill our jokes!!!

Goonemeritus August 3, 2011 at 1:19 pm

So how many chapters of the Black Panther Party are in Wisconsin?

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 1:47 pm

3: Packers Offense, Packers Defense, and Bucks.

Beowoof August 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Do the Brewers make any contribution to the group?

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Aren't they mostly brown people from the Dominican Republic these days?

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Jesus!

KotBR August 3, 2011 at 2:59 pm

I'd think an angry Prince Fielder might be of use here…

horsedreamer_1 August 3, 2011 at 7:42 pm

Carlos Delfino is making monkey noises at you.

jaytingle August 3, 2011 at 2:27 pm

That thing they fret about on Fox News Channel is called the New Black Panther Party and his name is Malik.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 1:20 pm

"Americans For Prosperity," at least, is an honest sobriquet, although they left off the "of our Masters" part.

Ducksworthy August 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Hey, watch it Baldar. I'm going to win the lottery any day now (as soon as I can find a dollar in change in my couch to buy a ticket) so I'm glad these Kochsuckers are looking out for me.

Atlas Frooged August 3, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Typical cheesehead-style politricks.

OneYieldRegular August 3, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Vote Republican, or we'll shoot this dog.

user-of-owls August 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Don't vote at all, or we'll shoot you.

Beowoof August 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Even after you murder our bank accounts?

user-of-owls August 3, 2011 at 8:11 pm

We'll make you watch the whole horrifying thing. I've seen 'em in action and you cannot imagine what the do to the IRA-ROTH using only strands of rusty barbed wire, a hand cranked generator, sewing needles and those small but powerful creme brulee blow torch. Oh, and just to raise the terror bar, during the 'interrogation; of the poor IRA-ROTH, they bring in a shackled and limping TIAA-CREF account and force to watch then entire thing…

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 8:56 pm

Deleted Scene from Quentin Tarantino's Federal Reservoir Dogs

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:33 pm

But only if you're: 1. Brown or darker; 2. Female nonshriekingrightwingharpy; 3. Gay; 4. Lefty/Lib/Dem/Progressive/nonshriekingrightwingharpy.

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Vote Republican, or we'll shoot this dog ruin this economy and then blame the Black Guy.

//fixed

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Is nothing sacred?

missemish August 3, 2011 at 1:20 pm

So my choices are horrendously corrupt or so incompetent they don't know the date of the election? Hooboy.

Come here a minute August 3, 2011 at 1:21 pm

There is no error — ballots must be received before August 11. They just didn't say how long before August 11: at least two days.

PsycWench August 3, 2011 at 1:21 pm

"a typo was to blame for the error" is the new "was not intended to be a factual statement".

Beowoof August 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm

So the Fox News Chyron guy has a side job.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 1:57 pm

The typo is the error, so how can it be anthropomorphized and blamed for itself? I didn't realize people were still practicing Animism in the wilds of the NFC North.

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 1:21 pm

"typo"= I didn't think we'd get caught.

Maman August 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Glad to see the DNC making verbal typos. Why should the Repugs have all the fun?

mog253 August 3, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Now we'll fire the assistant, no proofing skills you know.

slithytoves August 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

This reminds me of the sausage races they used to have at County Stadium in Milw. at the 7th inning stretch.

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Sounds fun. Are these held in the winter? If so, how are they held?

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 3:07 pm

How do you hold your sausage?

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 4:39 pm

I have been one of the fortunate to be able to hire a sausage holder. I know, I boast. But, if one can afford it, if you find a sausage holder available; grab one.

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 12:33 am

Very carefully and without disdain.

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm

We have perogies race at the game. Perogies are better that's why one of the Pirates clunked that Braut in the mellon.

horsedreamer_1 August 3, 2011 at 7:43 pm

Randall Simon!

DaRooster August 3, 2011 at 2:04 pm

I'm from Nor-Cal… there are carrots racing at our games… that and big ol' buds.

MissusBarry August 3, 2011 at 2:29 pm

They've stopped?

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 3:15 pm

They still have them at Miller Park, that is when the Cardinals and Brewers aren't having a full blown fist fight on the diamond.

Go Cubs!

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 4:04 pm

they should fire brats at them with the hot dog launcher. make it more American Gladiators-like.

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 12:35 am

At Comerica Park, we have the running of the guns (to Canada), but it's an entirely different concept than a sausage run.

DashboardBuddha August 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Jesus wept.

LiveToServeYa August 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Actually, he wept dry a long time ago. Only Boner has endless tears. Crocodile.

SexySmurf August 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I thought we eliminated all voter fraud when we defunded ACORN?

DustBowlBlues August 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Democrats didn't do shit to defend ACORN against the bogus attacks, probably because the Ds, as usual, had no idea the other side was energized and on a mission to destruct the "other side," as they see anyone who doesn't agree with every looney idea they come up with. No matter that's what the conservatards were publicly declaring.

In their defense, even I didn't see how many of the Rs were "suiciders", to quote the president-the-tards-will-not-mention.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm

We need to defund the Kochs!

BlueMonkeh August 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Jesus, these people.

KotBR August 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Why win on your ideas when straight up deception is so much more fun?

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm

The truth is boring.

Lies are much more emotionally evocative and exciting!

Goonemeritus August 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Fucking Democrat’s why can’t they ever invent their own forms of fraud.

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm

"Fucking Democrat’s why can’t they ever invent their own forms of fraud."

Possible patent infringement lawsuits from GOP.

Crank_Tango August 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm

It's only fraud if democrats are accused of it.

DustBowlBlues August 3, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Just like class warfare.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Warfare libel!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Haven't you people read the Wall Street Journal or watched FOX News? Voter Fraud is all you have to worry about. Sure, it doesn't really happen, but you can prevent poor people from voting at the same time. Voter suppression is just fine, as it prevents brown people and Democrats from voting.

Come on, it is as clear as the Ann on nose's face.

OneYieldRegular August 3, 2011 at 1:59 pm

I saw a suit reading the WSJ on the train yesterday. The headline of one story read "Europe's Youth Face Scarcity of Jobs." The unemployment rate for African-American youth is around 40%, and the WSJ feels compelled to point out Europe's failings?

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 3:45 pm

"the WSJ feels compelled to point out Europe's failings."

Actually, thanks to Socialism, most of Europe pulled out of the current recession long before we did…

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 4:09 pm

wish we had some of that socialism here. sounds pretty nifty.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Yeah, but African-American youth are just lazy and shiftless. They just choose to be unemployed, or incarcerated.
Nothing to see here!

Rotundo_ August 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm

You mean clear as the adam's apple on her neck, don't you?

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm

I'm surprised that the Kochs aren't flying in some election consultants from Zimbabwe or Teheran. Them boys know how to get results!

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Wouldn't people get suspicious if Ahmadeadinnerjacket was elected Governor of Wisconsin?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Democratic source told Politico that AFP was mailing these things to Democratic voters, although the story does not say how many people got them or how many Democrats got them or really any other kind of journalistic information to indicate the scope of the problem.

Hense why there was the ban on linking to Politico, I believe.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm

They found some retired guys in Miami who used to do a lot of campaign consulting in central america, they were cheap.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Scott Walker put on a humanoid mask and signed a bill to extend jobless benefits by another 13 weeks for unemployed Wisconsin workers, probably with some invisible inky fine print saying that he promises to rescind the bill as soon as the recall elections are over.

Scott Walker: RINO? Socialist Muslim? Or is there also a part of the bill that excludes Koch Industries from paying unemployment tax?

FakaktaSouth August 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm

I can see that phone call from Walker to a Koch Bro: "Look, sir, if you want me to have any chance of staying here to do your bidding, I gotta do something that'll throw them off. You can understand that, right sir? Can it be okay just this once? I'll make it up to you – better than you could even hope. I promise."
I really believe this.

Rotundo_ August 3, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Don't worry, Scooter will do something truly awful to make up for it. I'm thinking he will start bouncing olds on Medicaid in nursing homes out on their asses shortly, or at least stiffing the nursing homes so they, in turn, throw them out. He may go humanitarian on them again by proposing the NRA solution: Giving the homeless and dementia ridden a small caliber pistol, loaded and cocked, safety off and holding it to their head and "helping them" through the problem.

horsedreamer_1 August 3, 2011 at 7:44 pm

He's hurt by th proliferating recall signs in his neighbourhood — including on his own block. He's doing what he can to suck up.

SayItWithWookies August 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm

It's errors like this that prompt cautious election officials to keep a spare box of filled-out ballots in the back room to cover for any possible oversights.

freakishlywrong August 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Or, save the votes on their hard drive. And then "find" them later, if needed.

Crank_Tango August 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Hmm usually when I make typos, I press adjacent keys–I don't usually press twice on a key that is nowhere near the one I mean to press on, and also happens to be a higher number than what I intend, but then again I'm not a teabagger.

MissusBarry August 3, 2011 at 2:43 pm

You're even elitist about your typos.

Crank_Tango August 3, 2011 at 4:11 pm

oh that's for sure. I make some amazing typos. definitely. just not this peculiar subset of double digit two-day-late kinda typo.

NorthStarSpanx August 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Once again, a "typo" and "frivolous" complaints on something "not meant to be factual" save the day for R's.

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 4:13 pm

just an "isolated incident".

KenLayIsAlive August 3, 2011 at 1:26 pm

"Americans for Prosperity state director Matt Seaholm said Tuesday that a typo was to blame for the error and he called the complaints over the mailing frivolous."

Can someone get Dan Savage on this Seaholm character? I suggest "Seaholm: the frivolous mixture of "typos" and "errors" found in a Republican's asshole of a brain."

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm

what's long and hard and filled with Seaholm?

Thurman Munster IV August 3, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Everybody call 414 476 7900 and tell the nice people to suck a bag of salted rat dicks. Political operators are standing by

mog253 August 3, 2011 at 2:54 pm

umm, salted.

cheetojeebus August 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm

What no Chesapeake Bay Seasoning? are those only special order?

mog253 August 3, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Or chocolate covered???

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:28 pm

You know who else tried to suppress voter turnout?

OneDollarJuana August 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Republicans in Ohio in 2004.

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 1:38 pm

No. Who?

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Boss Tweed?

SayItWithWookies August 3, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Al Gore, by boring Democrats into staying home.

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Jeb Bush?

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Havelock Vetinari?

No, couldn't be him–he believes in one man, one vote. As long as he's the one man.

donner_froh August 3, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Ngo Dinh Diem?

Major Thom August 3, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Spiro Agnew?

fartknocker August 3, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Katherine Harris?

FYI, check out the rack.
http://derenegade.blogspot.com/2006/03/at-least-s

mog253 August 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm

blast from the past!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Katherine Harris was Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann before they jumped into the deep end of the crazy pool. If the 'baggers had been around eight years ago, she would be the Senior Senator from Florida.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Indira Gandhi. Honest.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Zorba the Geek?

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

The people who schedule the Iowa Caucuses during the dead of winter?

horsedreamer_1 August 3, 2011 at 7:46 pm

The NHL?

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 12:42 am

Florida SoS Katherine Harris?

teebob2000 August 5, 2011 at 12:08 pm

The authors of The Constitution?

Ducksworthy August 3, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Fortunately we will never have to know which patriotic Amurrikans (and/or Saudi Princes) are funding AFP.

CrunchyKnee August 3, 2011 at 1:30 pm

"Was there a horse head left in front, too?"

If there were it wouldn't have lasted long – I wish I had a bit of horse head to go with my hobo beans.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:43 pm

You never read, or saw the film of, "The Tin Drum," did you?

BRB. Must hork up my lunch now.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Scalia and Thomas and Stepford Creep Roberts are already drafting their decision upholding the right of the Kochs, and Scaifes, and DeVoses, to commit election fraud, finding that this inalienable right to lie to voters and frudulently interfere with elections is contained within the supreme and over-arching sacrosanct right of Corporate Free Speach, emanating from the Corporate Free Speach right and cloaking these protected lies and acts of fraud in the umbra and penumbra, as it were, of the corporate speach being effected through lies and fraud.

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 1:37 pm

No one is going to be piercing the corporate veil, you can see that right now.

DustBowlBlues August 3, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Already drafting it? Make that paste tense. They have a form ready and all they have to do is write in the actual parties.

Thomas asks no questions, ever, because he's got a whole stack of them–Corporations and/or Republican party win. Democrats/Unions suck my balls.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Hey, someone has to pay for Scalia's duck hunting trips.

Nostrildamus August 3, 2011 at 2:01 pm

One dollar, one vote!

WhatTheHeck August 3, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Live free or diebold.

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm

** Bumper Sticker!!! **

PubOption August 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm

It's a variation on the old Republican mailer, which told Democrats to vote after the election was over "to reduce congestion in polling places".

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Exactly. It's a known tactic for their side and should have been expected, anticipated, prepared for. Unfortunately, strategerical thinking is not a skill taught to pretty much anyone except bloodsucking sharks, i.e., MBAs. Still, good work, Wisconsin peeps, for making sure it got publicity. Let's hope each and every Democratic voter takes the trouble to inform themselves and cast their vote.

Oblios_Cap August 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Jay Gould had just then reversed the commercial morals of the United States. He had put a blight upon them from which they have never recovered, and from which they will not recover for as much as a century to come. Jay Gould was the mightiest disaster to ever befallen this country. The people had desired money before his day, but he taught them to fall down and worship it. They had respected men of means before his day, but along with this respect was joined the respect due the character and industry which had accumulated it. But Jay Gould taught the entire nation to make a god of the money and the man, no matter how the money might have been acquired. In my youth there was nothing resembling a worship of money or of its possessor, in our region. And in our region, no well-to-do man was ever charged with having acquired his money by shady methods.
The gospel left behind by Jay Gould is doing giant work these days. Its message is “Get money. Get it quickly. Get it in abundance. Get it in prodigious abundance. Get it dishonestly if you can, honestly if you must.”

O/T a bit, but this Mark Twain gem seems to express the situation quite nicely.

Beowoof August 3, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Always love a Mark Twain relate. He summed up the politicians of his day, who by no suprise are the same as the politicans of our day.

BlueStateLibel August 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm

When do they start destroying the store fronts owned by likely Democratic voters?

Oblios_Cap August 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm

"Please to put this armband on, komrade."

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm

November 9-10.

freakishlywrong August 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Librullnacht.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 2:14 pm

I was going with Kurdsnacht.

horsedreamer_1 August 3, 2011 at 7:47 pm

Preferably, deep-fried.

freakishlywrong August 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm

"Snidely Whiplash and party of assholes, your table is ready"

Toomush_Infer August 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm

In the meantime, couldn't these folks just be arrested and held till trial? – I'm pretty sure unduly influencing elections is a felony….

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 4:05 pm

We used to have a Department of Justice in this country that would investigate those kind of crimes. They got defunded in the debt ceiling deal.

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Democracy in inaction.

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 3:48 pm

No one can blame Republicans for "inaction".

Republicans are honestly doing as much as they can to make things worse.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 1:35 pm

So, has anyone called that phone number at the bottom of the Blingee? Maybe it's a Scott Walker Sex Chat line. Only $3.99/minute, charged to your credit card!

Edit: Dang, Thurman beat me to this one. This whole thread is just chock full o' fail for me. Maybe I ought to get some work done.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Why, yes I just called , you can leave a message full of snark, mockery and faux outrage, well that's what I did.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 2:41 pm

I hope you used your posh-est English accent, the one that comes with the "here's looking down at you" sneer that one knows is there but can't quite put one's finger on.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 6:55 pm

I started with 'I am an immigrant from the United Kindom, I have lived in Wisconsin for several years now…”

MissusBarry August 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Don't be so hard on yourself. I haven't been able to come up with jack shit today, myself, so you're still well ahead of me. Fuck work, I'm thinking it's time to head to the bar.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Go. It's five-thirty SOMEwhere.

weejee August 3, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Continuing the meme of Dick Tuck trickstering, just assign two large black male poll watchers to look-out for Teabaggery at the doors of each certified Wonderbread Conservtard polling place. Do that and the Derats win in a walk.

Steverino247 August 3, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Tuck was quite the guy. He once lined up a string of (obviously) pregnant women wearing "Nixon's the One" buttons at Nixon campaign train stops and even vandalized his own campaign signs, changing the T to an F. We need a guy like that on our side again…

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 3:50 pm

" He once lined up a string of (obviously) pregnant women wearing "Nixon's the One" buttons at Nixon campaign train stops"

And now we know that Nixon never had sex.

Even with his wife….

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm

I remember him complaining that he couldn't get it down Pat. Maybe someone shoulda told him that's not how ya do it.

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 4:35 pm

What about with Bebe Rebozo though?

V572 Coif of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 1:36 pm

"The DNC was also caught making robocalls in Republican districts giving people an election date of August 16 and told to knock this the hell off."

So you see both sides are equally guilty. It doesn't matter if there was only one Dem robocall to 10,000 Koch fliers, BOTH SIDES ARE DOING IT THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN CONFLICT = NEWS AND EQUIVALENCE, FALSE OR TRUE = OBJECTIVITY.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm

V572: You have a long career as a FOX News producer ahead of you!

HobbesEvilTwin August 3, 2011 at 2:10 pm

the DNC idiots do make it harder to cry foul. I am pretty sure that if you were printing or recording a message that included an important date you would double and triple check that date for accuracy.

mog253 August 3, 2011 at 2:57 pm

uh, yeah, that's what we would do. But then….

ShaveTheWhales August 9, 2011 at 2:56 pm

As I recall, the elections for the recall of Dem senators are, in fact, Aug 16, so it's at least possible that they robo-ed the wrong message to some folks.

There is no election on Aug 11.

poorgradstudent August 3, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Hey, those articles left out the part where somebody gets arrested for something so blatant!

On an unrelated note, what do you call it when you laugh and cry at the same time?

Boredw/Gravitas August 3, 2011 at 1:53 pm

It's called being an Obama supporter.

slithytoves August 3, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Or Cubs fan.

Ohforcripessake August 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm

craugh

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 4:21 pm

sex?

KenLayIsAlive August 3, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Please, it was a frivolous oversight. Like the time we couldn't find those WMDs.

Nothingisamiss August 3, 2011 at 10:49 pm

Wonkettisizing

emmelemm August 3, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Can we get the UN to step in and oversee elections in our little Third World country over here? Sweet Christ on a cracker.

Swampgas_Man August 3, 2011 at 2:29 pm

How about Jimmy Carter getting off his ass?

johnnyzhivago August 3, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Pretty cheesy trick!

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm

You just can't let those kurds have their whey!

orygoon August 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm

It would be funny, except that my dad was from Wisconsin and I have a half-zillion lovely, lovely relatives who live there. They are mostly in terrible shape and have been for some time. (They live in the Janesville area–NO JOBS, GIANT GM PLANT CLOSED, REVERBS ALL AROUND. You can buy a wonderful, beautiful house in Janesville for $35,000. Someone recently did–my grandparents/great-grandparents gorgeous house. Downside: it might take you years and years to sell a house. And it's in Ryan's district, also.)

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:55 pm

I feel sorry for those voters who live in Ryan's district, but did not vote for him. Is there a prayer of him losing his seat?

orygoon August 3, 2011 at 5:37 pm

I don't know if he's vulnerable–it's called a swing district but he's had that seat for a long time. If I had a few more cousins he'd be history. You should hear my 80-year-old stepmother rant about him–if she had a little more voodoo, he'd be toast.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Again, how can an asshat like Ryan get elected in an area like that? It never ceases to amaze me how people that have been on the front line of the class war against the corporatists and their Republiklan lackeys could vote for one to represent them.

SpurningBeer August 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm

The hurly-burly of American full-contact politics is just healthy rivalry that reflects the give-and-take of different opinions and visions for our great country. Your side deviously strips unions of the ability to negotiate for public employees, our side mounts weeks of noisy protests. Our side files to recall your legislators, your side burns down our building. In America, politics is a contact sport! We're just passionate, that's all!

Jah, how I wish I could experience all this in the Sports Fan mode some people can. When I'm moved to feel disgust and rage at the hateful, greedy, bilious ugliness of the conservative warriors, I feel contaminated.

Consider this thought experiment: Do you enjoy the fantasy of watching Andrew Breitbart's urethra and anus Krazy-Glued shut, and his nose clamped shut with Vise Grips? And his mouth Duct Taped shut with a mouthful of santorum inside? And then you get to watch him turn blue and twitch and go limp?

Now don't you feel dirty inside? I resent having my peace ruined like that. You know, with the urethra and everything.

donner_froh August 3, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Now don't you feel dirty inside?

If "go limp" means "suffer the agonies of the damned while slowly watching the events of his worthless life go by as he struggles for just one more breath" then no, I feel fine.

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm

That's what you say now. Most people find it very difficult to actually hurt another person. And now I feel dirty inside.

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Roboballs. I just love how that trips off the tongue.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Were there any Scary Black Men involved? No? OK, it's not election fraud.

Clancy_Pants August 3, 2011 at 1:48 pm

And people talk about Chicago politics.. Sheesh!

PristinePantalones August 3, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Well, that's because Chicago is so, you know … urban.

MissTaken August 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Vote Early, Vote Often*

*unless you are a democrat, then it's vote late, vote never

user-of-owls August 3, 2011 at 1:50 pm

So we hoid dat Wisconsin opened a business. Dat's good news, you got a nice little state dere. Real nice.

It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to it, know what I mean?

mavenmaven August 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm

The thing about the tea baggers is that as much as they are obsessed with Sharia law, it almost seems like a Freudian thing, that they really want that kind of power- here's what the Sunni commentator Abdul Hamid Saddiqi says about the concept of Al-Taqqiyah (the ends justify the means) :

Telling of a lie is a grave sin but a Muslim is permitted to tell a
lie in some exceptional cases, and this permission is given especially
on three occasions: in case of battle…

user-of-owls August 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Official Comment from the Partido Revolucionario Institucional (PRI) in Mexico:

Je, je je. JE, JE JE!

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Jo jo jo.

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm

OT but where are the Drudge sirens? Pat Buchanan might be a racist! This is huge news, as he referred to Obama "your boy" while speaking to Al Sharpton.

Man: Sharpton and Buchanan on the same show. What a confluence of bullshit! That's the real story here.

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Pat Buchanan said something racist? My, that means he opened his mouth!

Nopantsmcgee August 3, 2011 at 2:35 pm

I simply couldn't listen to Cenk Uygar anymore. I just couldn't, so I secretly hoped he would get replaced. He's juts not that good at doing that.

Jesus, Mary and Joesph I had no idea how good I had it with Cenk until Rev Al took over. Who in the hell told him he had the talent to anchor a news/interview show?

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm

"As he referred to Obama "your boy" while speaking to Al Sharpton."

BOMBSHELL!!!!

Is Buchanan implying that Obama's Daddy ain't Kenyan, but good old fashioned American Nigra Al Sharpton?

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 1:55 pm

But remember, it's the union members who are "thugs" and "goons", not the good old criminal enterprise of the GOP election-rigging apparatus.

Fuck, these guys make Nixon look like an honest campaigner.

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Those fucking teachers are scum.

user-of-owls August 3, 2011 at 1:56 pm

This democracy has been deleted by the abuser.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Nice head fake there, User!

Guppy06 August 3, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Americans For Plutocracy

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Oh, hey, you know where the PO Box for the actually goes? You know, for the "Absentee Ballot Application Processing Center, P.O. Box 1327, Madison WI 53701-1327." ? Turns out it's actually for Wisconsin Family Action PAC

I certainly wouldn't suggest mailing them dead fish, because THAT WOULD BE WRONG.

EDIT: See also: http://www.thedemocraticstrategist.org/strategist

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Strange typo, that one.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Where's Ted Kaczynski when you really need him?

MissusBarry August 3, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Another opportunity to put a glut of Great Dane poo to good use.

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Also, if mailing fecal matter it could be subjected to DNA testing so don't send your own.

smokefilleddoommate August 3, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Dear Voting Person,

You aren't allowed to vote.

/fixed

Tommmcatt August 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Under a democratical government, the citizens exercise the powers of sovereignty; and those powers will be first abused, and afterwards lost, if they are committed to an unwieldy multitude.

- Edward Gibbon, The History of the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire, 1776-1788

mooncrushworld August 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Salon link re:DNC robocalls won't open on smrtfone. But I am torn between thinking that it sucks we have to stoop to GOP tactics, and thinking that playing nice with people like the GOP didn't get Neville Chamberlain far. Godwin smackdown AHOY.

HobbesEvilTwin August 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm

yay, way to go DNC; Stooping to robocalls giving the wrong date. Assholes.

MissTaken August 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm

"Americans for Prosperity state director Matt Seaholm"

Thank you for providing yet another name to block from trying to friend me on the Facetwit.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 2:11 pm

I hope they plan to send out that helpful warning, especially in those "urban" districts, advising potential voters that anyone who owes child support, has skipped bail, has unpaid parking tickets, or any kind of warrant, will be screened out and arrested at the polls, and further, if they have any charges or convictions, charged with attempted vote fraud because they shouldn't be voting. Thats important information, and it s public service that the Kochs fund efforts to inform the public.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 3, 2011 at 2:16 pm

This is one of the more insightful threads ever on Wonkette though.

Sharkey August 3, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Today, we are all The User.

Come here a minute August 3, 2011 at 2:45 pm

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Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm

This user has been deleted by Skynet

sezme August 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm

This Democrat has been deleted by Scott Walker.

El Pinche August 3, 2011 at 3:01 pm

I can't even imagine what liberal vileness was deleted by the wonklords. I bet it was dripping with santorum.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 3:40 pm

This administrator has been deleted by the user.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 4:08 pm

I can only thank Yahweh that I live in a country that allows me to witness such a wonderous sight.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Those Responsible for Sacking the People Who Have Just Been Sacked, Have Been Sacked

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 4:51 pm

T

hagajim August 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Good thing we can always plug any potential holes in a rigged election with ample Koch!

donner_froh August 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm

While no new evidence of Politico's total incompetence in asking questions or reporting facts is ever necessary, it can be pointed out that compared to the Politico story the AP item reads like it was written by A.J. Leibling and edited by Harlod Ross.

mumbly_joe August 3, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Guys! I just figured out who incoherent trollbagger Bobsalem actually is. It should really surprise nobody

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 2:57 pm

"Pearce did not respond to efforts for comment on this story."

Well of course not! He was just waiting for someone to write a witty comment so he could copy and paste it.

ProudLibunatic August 3, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Said it before, and I'll say it again: fuckin' Arizona!

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Others have said it before, and I'll steal it now: It's a dry hate.

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Wait….I'M Russel Pearce.
Today, we're ALL….never mind.

Nopantsmcgee August 3, 2011 at 2:28 pm

I understand all the Democrats are "admitted heterosexuals", too. According to the Kochsuckers latest calls, anyway.

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Ok, is the petition at the top a trick to get me to click all over the page. I reload Wonkette, get ready to click a posting, and the page moves down. Therefore, I have clicked the Andrew Gross book ad…many, many times.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Think of it as next-gen Whack-a-Mole.

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Do I get points???

proudgrampa August 3, 2011 at 2:32 pm

WTF?

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Another clerical error?

Why can't those clerks in India understand the Koch brothers when they speak?

They speak English over there, right?

OK, cut the pay of that clerk to 10 cents a day!

And no more rice and dahl, just gruel.

We're trying to cut back on expenses over here….

Rosie_Scenario August 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Voter fraud: Perfected by the GOP.

scionkirk August 3, 2011 at 2:40 pm

We need Serb and Somalian peacekeepers

weejee August 3, 2011 at 2:43 pm

OT

Conservetards and Teabaggers think that entrepreneurs are just the cat's meow, amiright? If that is so the Wonketteriate might find interesting a University of Nebraska report that lists the top five states for entrepreneurs as: 1. New York; 2. Washington; 3. Massachusetts; 4. New Jersey; 5. Oregon. They also reports that the sucking the hind tit bottom 5 states are: 46. Alabama; 47. Nevada; 48. Mississippi; 49. Arizona; 50. South Carolina.

Mmmmm, doesn't that sorta indicate that blue = entrepreneur nirvana, while red = bad for creators of jobz?

MissTaken August 3, 2011 at 2:47 pm

I'm holding my breath while I await the James O'Keefe video exposing the voting shenanigans going on at the Americans For Prosperity Wisconsin HQ.

…still holding

DashboardBuddha August 3, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Just out of curiosity…does anyone remember what good news looks like?

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 3:00 pm

It looks a little like this

DashboardBuddha August 3, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Thanks Good Doktor…I get so awash in the bullshit that I do miss the good stuff.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Of course, when the "good news'" is that the BAD news isn't quite as horrific as it could have been (and a traumatic brain injury is almost-but-not-quite as bad as it gets), you're entirely justified in remaining bummed out. If symptoms continue, try this.

DashboardBuddha August 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm

That was fucking AWESOME! I am going to upfist every chance I get from now until the end of time.

OT – I'll be a cat nurse this Saturday. My sweetie's kitty thought it would good idea to nap in the engine compartment of a neighbor's truck and when he started the truck the fan blade beat the living shit out of her. It was touch and go there for a bit and she still might be blind, but she's alive.

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 4:28 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEXDFr-9aJw
Sometimes this shit helps.

DashboardBuddha August 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Very cool.

fuflans August 3, 2011 at 3:05 pm

listening to analysis of today's financial crisis: we shouldn't have cut so much spending so fast in a weak economy and we're mimicking what happened in the great depression and wall street (and china) know this and now we're well and truly fucked

funny. i don't remember hearing much of this argument (except nytimes and economist) during the great teatard cattle drive of the last month

seriously does anybody else remember a time in their lives when our political discourse has been this misguided, this pig-headed, this uninformed and this stupid?

ProudLibunatic August 3, 2011 at 3:16 pm

No.

Kill. Me. Now.

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Seems to me that Wisconsin voters need to keep their EYES WIDE OPEN before they vote, because the election is ON SALE NOW to the highest corporate bidder.

DahBoner August 3, 2011 at 3:59 pm

"Seems to me that Wisconsin voters need to keep their EYES WIDE OPEN before they vote"

Does this mean Nicole Kiddman will get naked and smoke a joint with Wisconsin voters?

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Headline of the day (Salon):

"McCartney's ex: My Phone Was Hacked!"

This may be the final nail in Rupert's coffin. On the other hand, his lawyers say she doesn't have a

RedNM August 3, 2011 at 6:14 pm

Chinaman's chance?

Guckert2_0 August 3, 2011 at 6:15 pm

very good case?

Sassomatic August 3, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Yes, blame the typo. And the next time I run over a kid while driving drunk, blame my car.

mormos August 3, 2011 at 3:38 pm

It’s just republicans committing election fraud, you act like this is something new.

Barrelhse August 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm

I think it should be "schyhe".

rocktonsam August 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Go Brewers!!

Don't forget your voter ID, ALSO!!

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Governor Weak-Chin overheard screaming-"I have had it with these motherfucking voters in this motherfucking State!".

Steverino247 August 3, 2011 at 6:04 pm

Beat me to it (See? It CAN be done–LOL).

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Life is good!

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 12:18 am

This was the same group of people who plastered false eviction notices on homes of the mostly elderly and poor in Southwest Detroit over the fight over a bridge to be built to Canada. These fuckers are absolutely shameless. I can't wait until Karl Rove or Dick Armey or whoever the fuck is in the shadows gets caught in some kind of scandal and is forced to pull back funding for this blatant, illegal deception.

lulzmonger August 4, 2011 at 3:51 am

Just in case anyone was wondering who AFP are getting their inspiration from:

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything."

- Joseph Stalin

Oh, lookee here – he also said this: "America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."

Rove, Coulter, Limbaugh – good upstanding Stalinists, one & all.

gizdal August 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm

stalin put it nicely- it's not important who votes, but who counts the votes!
(will Diebold be involved in this cheesy wisc. election? or some other GOP operative?

Doktor Zoom August 3, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Poor kitty! You are an awesome person for helping the poor thing.

Hey, pets: when we say you're almost fatally stupid sometimes, we aren't asking you to prove it!

DashboardBuddha August 3, 2011 at 4:37 pm

This may be the only sticking point in an otherwise awesome relationship (and impending marriage). I am a firm believer in kittehs being kept inside, whereas she's of the indoor/outdoor school. I'm sure we'll work it out.

smokefilleddoommate August 3, 2011 at 4:56 pm

This commie uses a juicer.

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 12:32 am

At least you won't be left Hungary.

lulzmonger August 4, 2011 at 3:31 am

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Come here a minute August 4, 2011 at 7:38 am

This SPAM has been SPAM by the SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.

ttommyunger August 4, 2011 at 9:13 am

Thanks, I need the rest.

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