SNOWBILLY GREATEST HITS COLLECTION  9:12 am August 3, 2011

Sarah Palin Proves Tea Party Not Terrorists, ‘Or Obama Would Pal Around With Us’

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Oh look, it is the helmeted space turd Sarah Palin doing a greatest hits tour on Fox News. Is this a replay clip from 2008 talking to Sean Hannity? No, it is Sarah Palin reenacting one of her more popular Dances of Stupid in exchange for her Fox News gold coins. “The teabaggers can’t be terrorists, or Obama would be palling around with us, just like he used to pal around with domestic terrorists like Ayers and also Sha-vez and ol’ No Preconditions Ackmahdinnerjad and the rest of the world’s terrorists.” Does Sarah Palin even know what a terrorist or a domestic is? Yes, Katie, she reads all of them. What is she even talking about?

Eh, still something about how Joe Biden probably called teabaggers “terrorists” and then said he didn’t. We will give the win on this one to evil liberal media elitism gulag ABC News for throwing this quote at the end of their story about this dumb fake outrage:

Earlier this year, former Bush Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill told Bloomberg Television that “the people who are threatening not to pass the debt ceiling are our version of al Qaeda terrorists. Really — they’re really putting our whole society at risk by threatening to round up 50 percent of the members of the Congress, who are loony, who would put our credit at risk.”

There, Biden or whoever from the Democratic party actually said it was just quoting a former Bush official, it is all the same, everyone is a terrorist, the end. [YouTube/ ABC]

 
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PuckStopsHere August 3, 2011 at 9:15 am

Is "palling" even a word? I know "appalling" is, though. And this is that.

charlesdegoal August 3, 2011 at 9:28 am

"Paling"?

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 9:46 am

im-

bagofmice August 3, 2011 at 9:51 am

T

SayItWithWookies August 3, 2011 at 11:26 am

What's appalling is that someone who works for one of the world's largest criminal enterprises has the temerity to slander anyone else at all. I mean, if my boss made it a corporate practice to hack into the phones of grieving relatives of the slain, I wouldn't show my fucking face in public before I resigned and denounced my former employer.

BTWBFDIMHO August 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Palin: Big Hacking Deal.

JustPixelz August 3, 2011 at 12:44 pm

"Palling" is seems more like "pawling", as with "casting a pall". But "paling" would be "pale-ling". Which means the actual alphabet is unable to accomodate Palin's thoughts.

chicken_thief August 3, 2011 at 12:51 pm

All of them, Katie.

tcaalaw August 3, 2011 at 9:17 am

I'm assuming this outburst is coming because Sarah is grumpy over all the attention Michelle Bachmann is getting over her position on the debt ceiling issue.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 9:33 am

"Bachmann's position on the ceiling," eh?
Somehow, somewhere, there's a snarky comment just dying to get out, but I'm damned (nyuk) if I can find it.

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 9:48 am

she does belong to the Tea Party and she does love to laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7lz5X2vKk

horsedreamer_1 August 3, 2011 at 10:51 am

I'm hoping that's the Lionel Richie clip.

Tundra Grifter August 3, 2011 at 11:10 am

Something about you are much more likely to find out Michele's position on the floor than on the ceiling?

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Something out of Poltergeist is what I had in mind… but with Bachmann being the monster, it doesn't click.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 12:24 pm

I imagine that some of this has to be the result of her warning the House and Senate Republiklans to not vote to raise the debt ceiling.
That didn't work out so well for her.

OC_Surf_Serf August 3, 2011 at 9:17 am

Jesus effing Christ: It's either "He's all talk" OR "He's actively destroying the US"…

genxr August 3, 2011 at 9:58 am

Either "calling people terrorists is bad" or "Calling people terrorists is good."

You're on a bridge to nowhere, there.

SpurningBeer August 3, 2011 at 10:31 am

Thenks but no thenks, genxr.

DaSandman August 3, 2011 at 9:17 am

Like any good tramp, the Whore of Wasilla will say whatever her masters want to hear.

Terry August 3, 2011 at 9:39 am

She'll say whatever will bring her attention and a few bucks.

Atlas Frooged August 3, 2011 at 9:17 am

Man, we haven't heard from her for like, almost 3 or 4 days!

FlyOverGirl August 3, 2011 at 12:01 pm

New record?

Come here a minute August 3, 2011 at 9:17 am

Sarah terrorizes in so many ways, not the least of which is her pronuciation. For example, she would read the name of this show (or segment, whatever) as "The Dill".

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 9:20 am

"The Dillweed." Huh-huh.

widestanceroman August 3, 2011 at 9:52 am

Dill Doe

emmelemm August 3, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Choot-spa!

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 2:18 am

"Stillers" Libel!

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 9:18 am

Oh, look, children! It's a cuntus stupidus cuntus, in it's native habitat!!

FlownOver August 3, 2011 at 10:08 am

Twat libel!

EatsBabyDingos August 3, 2011 at 9:18 am

After I pooped this morning, I asked the poop for a response, and it made more sense than Sarah, even after the wake and bake.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 9:22 am

Howdy ho, Kyle!!

valgal2342 August 3, 2011 at 9:21 am

Sounds like she's admitting the Tea Tards are Domestic Terrorists.
We are in trouble if of some kind of truth accidentally oozed out her mouth. I have to go take a shower after listening to that voice.
BTW, the longer version of the Nancy Grace hair do is a total fail.

weejee August 3, 2011 at 9:37 am

Yeah, it's a total fail. She should try the Elsa Lanchester look. It better fits her electric personality.

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 10:39 am

Bride of Toddenstein.

valgal2342 August 3, 2011 at 10:46 am

Calista!

Chillwaver August 3, 2011 at 9:21 am

Sounds like Sarah finally realized that she's on her 14th minute and 59th second…

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 9:36 am

It's long, long past 15:00. She's now "famous" only to her fellow Foxtards.

tcaalaw August 3, 2011 at 10:51 am

National polling outfits still usually include her name on polls of potential 2012 candidates, so I'm not sure we can say her time is completely up.

horsedreamer_1 August 3, 2011 at 10:52 am

At least she's not claiming campaign office-space in 60 states!!!

charlesdegoal August 3, 2011 at 9:22 am

What you neglect to point out is that this O'Neil fellow was "let go" by W. The general financial collapse followed not too long thereafter, which only proves something or other. His assertion that 50 percent of congressmen are nuts is yet another example of underestimates treasury secretaries are famous for.

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 9:24 am

Resplendent stupidity par excellence. You never let me down Sarah….Well actually she ALWAYS lets me down so what is the phrase I'm looking for that's not "you never let me down"?

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 9:36 am

You are a fucking predictable moronic cunt?

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 9:38 am

Thank's Limey. You English have such a way with words. You're like Churchill.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 9:45 am

Well, hopefully in her case, this is the beginning of the end.

FlownOver August 3, 2011 at 10:05 am

Please, please, at least let it be the end of the beginning.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 9:38 am

"You never fail to let me down"?

Or maybe "You never let me down by failing to fail."

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 9:52 am

she always goes down on you?

HistoriCat August 3, 2011 at 10:37 am

"You never let me down Sarah"

You are just asking to be Rickrolled.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 9:25 am

Jesus Fucking Christ, it's bad enough that I am in Los Angeles whilst MrLimeylizzie is in Chicago , so I wake up a bit grumpy, but to have to see this turd-faced, word-bungling, over-laquered, repulsive, cuntish fraud is beyond the pale.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 9:38 am

Aw, come on … tell us what you really think.

FakaktaSouth August 3, 2011 at 9:39 am

It is way too early for such evil and ignorance in LA with no one to grudge fuck. Maybe a drink?

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 9:53 am

it's been my experience that evil and ignorance are the constant in LA.

FakaktaSouth August 3, 2011 at 10:02 am

So it IS similar to Lower Alabama…interesting.

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 10:07 am

less rhinoplasty. more openly gay people.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 9:46 am

Got an early audition for "Entourage"?

Fare la Volpe August 3, 2011 at 10:25 am

Forgive me if you've updated the Wonkeratti already, but how did your audition go? Did you get the part of "Busty French Maid #1"?

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 10:29 am

Got a callback, but they went with a man!

AJWjr. August 3, 2011 at 10:55 am

Ah, welcome to my timezone…

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 11:16 am

You really must get a TV show in which we hang on your every insult aimed at our doltish fellow Americans. There's nothing we like more than a harsh, British verbal spanking!

prommie August 3, 2011 at 11:51 am

Oh yes, a spanking, a spanking. And after that, the oral sex. . .

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 2:22 am

"Cuntish fraud" sounds like some tasty British dish. You know, like blood puddy or spotted dick.

PsycWench August 3, 2011 at 9:26 am

Two assholes, one video.

Pragmatist2 August 3, 2011 at 9:27 am

Note to Sarah: Your 15 minutes are up. STFU!

Terry August 3, 2011 at 9:41 am

She and Ann Coulter need a show on Fox together.

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 9:54 am

like two sides of the same 2 dimensional coin.

FlownOver August 3, 2011 at 10:07 am

Overstated by at least one dimension.

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 10:10 am

true. and the dimension in question isn't the first but the seventh.

OneDollarJuana August 3, 2011 at 11:14 am

They'd make a nice straight couple.

chicken_thief August 3, 2011 at 12:58 pm

One and A Half Women?

lulzmonger August 4, 2011 at 1:56 am

"Next on FOX … The Möbius Pit: Two Dickheads Enter, One Dickhead Leaves (& then we unleash the dogs with bees in their mouths)!"

FakaktaSouth August 3, 2011 at 9:28 am

Can't you just IMAGINE the gleamy eyes and wet panties when she HEARD a Dem had USED the TERRORIST word abt the baggers though???? I bet she came out of her bus half dressed trying to get to the studio so she could make that snark face.
ARRRRGH It's not even fun to hate her anymore.

ifthethunderdontgetya August 3, 2011 at 9:29 am

Paul O'Neill, I remember him.

Paul O'Neill on the Bush tax cut: 'I would not have done it'

O'Neill: Bush planned Iraq invasion before 9/11

Fucker made sense and told the truth. No wonder Cheney and his youthful ward had to get rid of him.
~

charlesdegoal August 3, 2011 at 9:40 am

Predictable Fall guy, as he was preceded by Summers and followed by Snow. Better than some, for sure, but not really good enough.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 9:45 am

He could hit the fuck out of the ball, though.

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 10:41 am

But he couldn't get to home runs for the sick kid on "Seinfeld."

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 10:45 am

So he had to catch a fly ball in his hat.

chicken_thief August 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm

What? He wouldn't go hunting with Cheney?

simplyblue7 August 3, 2011 at 9:29 am

Of course, I blame John McCain's shitty campaign for letting this cunt loose on America.

Terry August 3, 2011 at 9:41 am

Murkowski and the GOP machine in Alaska get a solid assist, as well.

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 9:30 am

"I can yell TERRIRUST louder than you can"

-Sarah Palin-

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 11:20 am

Nice spelling! Can I borrow?

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 11:21 am

For you Chet….No prob.

Indiepalin August 3, 2011 at 9:30 am

While Sarah speaks the truth, Obama travels around the world, speaking Austrian to 57 countries and sending dead corpsemen to hobnob with our North Korean allies, which he can see from his house. When are you going to announce your candidacy, Sarah?

Gleem_McShineys August 3, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Good snark! Oh, wait… hold the phone… you're serious.

THAT IS EVEN BETTER

weejee August 3, 2011 at 9:31 am

Paul O'Neill and Joe Biden clearly said terriers not terrorists in reference to the Teabaggers pooping on everyone's lawn, fiscal or otherwise.

GunToting[Redacted] August 3, 2011 at 10:00 am

They are probably still upset about the cancellation of the little watched but excellent FX Channel show "Terriers."

AJWjr. August 3, 2011 at 11:00 am

Oh damn. Guess I can delete that from my DVR list, then. Along with Damages.

GunToting[Redacted] August 3, 2011 at 11:05 am

No, still worth the watch. The ending reflects the uncertainty over whether the story continues or not.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 11:24 am

Didn't "Damages" get another season on a channel that's only available by dish, or something? I liked it, but there was major confusion around the ending of the second season and beginning of the third, which I could never figure out.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 11:33 am

"Damages" is on the Audience Network (Direct TV) at 8:00 tonight, Rocky Mountain Time and Rose Byrne stills looks delish

AJWjr. August 3, 2011 at 11:46 am

It went over to the dark side, DirecTV, which is or was partly owned by Murdoch. Too bad FX is also saddled with Murdoch ownership, but it does have some of the best shows on TV.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 11:23 am

I really enjoyed "Terriers." Sorry to see it go. But they did wrap up all of the plots in the show very nicely.

mumbly_joe August 3, 2011 at 11:05 am

So, the Debt Ceiling "crisis" was Bo's fault all along. I KNEW it.

NOBOBAMA.

freakishlywrong August 3, 2011 at 9:31 am

They got the quote wrong. Biden said teabaggers are "big fucking terrorists". And he's right.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 3, 2011 at 9:32 am

She never inhales which allows her to talk nonstop. She must use circular breathing just like Rahsaan Roland Kirk. Impressive.However she's still moldy douche bag.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 3, 2011 at 9:42 am

Rahsaan sounds Muslin to me. Surely Her Griftiness would never use a terrorist breathing technique to inhale Real American air.

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 2:27 am

ROTFLMAO!

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard, but I am.

Tundra Grifter August 3, 2011 at 11:12 am

The trick is to take a breath in the middle of the sentence instead of at the end.

Some people practice this. For others it just comes naturally.

chicken_thief August 3, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Since her sentences have no end, it is mandatory for her.

Nopantsmcgee August 3, 2011 at 12:54 pm

I think attached lamprey eels are what provides her with oxygen. Sort of a reverse parasitic relationship. The eel attaches itself to her then she derives her nutrient needs, including oxygen from the eel, thereby not needing to use her lungs for anything other than non-stop rambling.

bacomengele August 3, 2011 at 11:48 pm

My God, to invoke the name of Brother Rahsaan in conjunction with this moron- is nothing sacred?

memzilla August 3, 2011 at 9:32 am

"…Sarah Palin reenacting one of her more popular Dances of Stupid…"

Mooselini and her unintentional laughability, starring in "Dances With Lulz."

Oblios_Cap August 3, 2011 at 9:38 am

She always was jealous of Brisdull's "Dancing with the Stars" appearances.

seppdecker August 3, 2011 at 9:32 am

Jeez Sarah, who wouldn't want to pal around with ignorant, obese, heavily-armed morons like us?

Apart from the rest of the world, that is.

Chillwaver August 3, 2011 at 9:33 am

Speaking of the proliferation of Teabagger terrorism, when is Willow due?

chicken_thief August 3, 2011 at 1:07 pm

It's not fair to pick on the family of "politicians". Just leave Tawd and Willow out of this, ok?

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 2:29 am

Lou Sarah, that you?

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 2:28 am

Palin (Addams) Family Libel!

ProgressiveInga August 3, 2011 at 9:34 am

That $arah, always lookin' for a squirmish to jump into. Also too.

Blendergoathead August 3, 2011 at 9:35 am

Good to see she's taking the Ann Coulter path down the drain of irrelevance, but I still think a spectacular flameout would be more gratifying.

berkeleyfarm August 3, 2011 at 9:43 am

Part of the problem IMO is that she has flamed out a couple of times … but the LSM just takes her highly improbably "explanation" at face value.

Man, she is not looking good. That hairdo (or wig) and the jacket really do not flatter.

Tundra Grifter August 3, 2011 at 11:15 am

I think that hair don't was supposed to be a homage to Amy Winehouse that fell flat.

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 10:43 am

How shrewish is Ann Coulter that even Fox hardly gives her any air time?

inapewetrust August 3, 2011 at 11:12 am

that's a good and somewhat comforting comparison – being a mean, stupid, worthless bully with a heart full of venom and a head full of shit can get you far, sure, but only so far; at some point people do actually tire of your incessant, pathetic sniping

ManchuCandidate August 3, 2011 at 9:36 am

She seems to really know how to pick'em. First by joining a party (Alasakan Independence Party) some of whose members showed their geniuz by blowing themselves up with their own bomb and now the Teabaggers who showed their geniuz by threatening to economically blow themselves and the world up.*

*considering many of their supporters are on gubbiment assistance and live in Red States which are generally the poorest in the US America and depend heavily on the Feds (with monies mostly from Blue states)

weejee August 3, 2011 at 9:43 am

threatening to economically blow themselves and the world up

And it's working! Earlier China's leading credit-rating agency downgraded US sovereign debt. Moodys is hanging with the triple A at least for the next 15 minutes of Teatard fame.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 12:36 pm

It's been fairly amazing to see the reports from around the world. Other countries are starting to say "WTF? Who are these assholes?"

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 9:37 am

Today's to do list by Sarah Palin:

1) feel psudo-victimized
2) make sure daughter gets knocked up out of wed-lock while preaching values
3) call the prez a terrorists
4) buy eggs.

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 9:59 am

5) donate eggs.

GunToting[Redacted] August 3, 2011 at 10:04 am

You know that she'll forget the eggs.

baconzgood August 3, 2011 at 10:15 am

Or just quit on the way to the store.

Oblios_Cap August 3, 2011 at 9:39 am

Does anyone really care what this dumb cunt thinks or says anymore?

ProgressiveInga August 3, 2011 at 9:54 am

Only insofar and inasmuch as we get to enjoy shit like this:

"…I think Obama is kind of flirting with also, some government overreach. We are a rule of laws, not a rule of presidential fiats that I think President Obama would rather have sometimes, it seems.”
~$arah Palin

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 10:45 am

Is there a Sarah Palin Translator out on the Net anywhere?

Gleem_McShineys August 3, 2011 at 2:58 pm

I believe the closest translation you'd find would be something like these.

Weenus299 August 3, 2011 at 10:14 am

Lou Sarah?

fuflans August 3, 2011 at 10:48 am

T.

StarsUponThars August 3, 2011 at 9:39 am

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it riding the gravy train.

anniegetyerfun August 3, 2011 at 9:40 am

I refuse to believe that she did not read that statement somewhere in a sarcastic context first, but failed to understand that it was meant to mock her, and simply read it back, proud of herself for having found a news source that she can trust (The Onion).

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 9:42 am

Man, it's frightfully dark there in Alaska, behind Sarah. I thought the sun didn't go down until October up there.

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 10:00 am

maybe, so. but the daughter goes down all year long.

SwanSwanH August 3, 2011 at 9:43 am

Dance with the one that brung ya, girl.

chicken_thief August 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Just like ChubbyBristol on DWTS! That bear costume would do Mama G some good, too. Also.

freakishlywrong August 3, 2011 at 9:43 am

What's up with her hair? Seriously, that is a maxi-pad sized bumpit, right there.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 10:27 am

She has had it straightened as well, it looks ridiculous, she has the style and taste of a 21 year-old mallrat.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 10:30 am

Remember when she went all Madonna, started wearing lacy sleaves and multiple chains and crucifixes? The absurd thing was, she was doing 80s Madonna, Sarah was dressing like her idol from back in college.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 10:42 am

The only time she dressed well was when the RNC gave her all that money and she had a personal shopper and stylist, then she had some really lovely clothes, now she is on her own she looks so cheap , she is a ridiculous woman.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 10:48 am

"A Ridiculous Woman"

Wasn't that some Meryl Streep acting showcase movie back in the 80s or 90s, multi-Oscar nominee, but lost out to Shanghai Surprise or Who's That Girl or something?

OurHoboSenator August 3, 2011 at 9:43 am

I can see stupid from my house

freakishlywrong August 3, 2011 at 9:54 am

Vladamir?

Gleem_McShineys August 3, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Putin rears his head; Palin heads her rear.

Steverino247 August 3, 2011 at 9:43 am

Good name for that segment: "The Deal" You show up, say some bullshit, get paid. Some deal.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 10:08 am

"The government's broken down and nobody can move that Grizzly out of the square."
"Then make a deal."
"What kind of a deal?"
"A deal deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican. Business is business. Right?"

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 9:44 am

Yeah, Sarah, Obama would be "pallin' around with the terrorists", even though every single terrorist who has actually killed people in American history has been a right-winger. Hey, remember that fan of yours who tried to kill a Congresswoman last January, and killed nine bystanders? Or that fellow traveler in Norway who massacred about ninety people just a week ago? Or 9/11?

mumbly_joe August 3, 2011 at 9:53 am

Well, there was the Symbionese Liberation Army, and I think Weather Underground did kill or injure one guy, despite their best efforts, but you're points still taken, since Weather Underground was waaay more adept at blowing themselves up than occupants of their intended targets- when was the last time that somebody bombing an abortion clinic or black church had the courtesy to call ahead and warn people not to stick around?

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 10:22 am

I thought the Weathermen only killed themselves, but maybe I missed someone, it was way before my time; if they did kill anyone, I'll amend that to "99.999% of terrorists who have actually killed people in American history have been right-wingers". And that goes all the way back to Nathan Bedford Forrest.

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 10:47 am

There was also Arthur Bremer, who shot George Wallace. And Lee Harvey Oswald was a communist of sorts. De Lillo's Libra is a wonderful book, by the way.

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 10:54 am

But Bremer was apolitical; he just wanted to assassinate someone to become famous.

not that Dewey August 3, 2011 at 10:54 am

I totally heart Libra.

mumbly_joe August 3, 2011 at 10:57 am

Sure. And even with groups like the SLA you kinda just have to take their word for it that they were left-wing, since they seemed more interested in kidnappings and robbing banks than anything recognizably leftist. No, even bona fide left-wing radicals in America sort of tend to be on the recieving end of bullets and bombs, rather than directing them at other people. (Of course hastening to add that MOVE had a shootout with the cops in the 70's as noted on said wiki page, although the details around it remain at dispute.)

In the balance, though? Yeah, upwards of 99% sounds about right, particularly once you include the entre century between the civil war and 1960's, in the south and the west.

freakishlywrong August 3, 2011 at 9:55 am

They are "lone wolves" and she shoots those from helicopters. They are also "white".

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 10:26 am

We'll just ignore how Eric Rudolph managed to escape capture for so long because a bunch of fellow woman-haters in rural North Carolina sheltered him, or how several people tried to murder George Tiller before Scott Roeder succeeded.

mumbly_joe August 3, 2011 at 11:16 am

Here's a good PROTIP: if your "lone wolf" is part of a group of people -however decentralized- that advocate violence in furtherance of a particular cause, and they have a website, and they call themselves the "The Army of [something]", then it's a pretty safe bet that your "lone wolf" ain't.

That happens to apply equally to Roeder and Rudolph. Same group, even. Rudolph and Roeder both had a vastly more established and organized support network than, say, Maj. Hassan or Faisal Shahzad, which is why Rudolph was able to stay on the run for a decade. Yet, one pair are both "lone wolf nuts" while the other are terrorist footsoldiers in an organized war against America. I wonder what the salient difference between the two is here, hmm.

GuanoFaucet August 3, 2011 at 9:48 am

Yum, nothing like word salad and a cup of burning stupid for breakfast!

prommie August 3, 2011 at 9:48 am

I love the shining immense pride she is showing, in her own, as she sees it, wit and cleverness. She could be W's sociopathic soul mate, he had that thing bad, he would smirk and make this "Hmph" noise when he said something stupid, a little "so there, how did you like that one" sound. Its funny, because you see them exulting in what they think is their brilliance, when they are being so so so fucking dumb and childish.

charlesdegoal August 3, 2011 at 10:25 am

OK, but, let's face it, aren't we all exulting in what we think is our brilliance, much of which is actually dumb and childish?

prommie August 3, 2011 at 10:31 am

Get out of here with your crazy self-awareness, you kook you.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 10:32 am

And hey, on our dumbest and most childish days, we aren't THAT dumb and childish. Our exultation is justified, dammit.

FakaktaSouth August 3, 2011 at 10:46 am

I am childish. I am not dumb enough for this shit, ever. Seeing things in this "relative to what" way – and hell, even "seeing yourself" in a world full of "other people" who do things "relative" to "situations" puts anyone SOOOOOO fucking far past anything these twats do, it is unreal. My poor mother (who was "just flipping by" the channel) went on a rampage on the phone this am about Bill O'Reilly and Bernie Goldberg going off last night on Liberals (and laughing in that superior way) for following along in lockstep to their overlords in anything they say, and especially when told that Teabaggers are terrorists. ON FOX FUCKING NEWS THEY SAY THIS???

Ducksworthy August 3, 2011 at 12:24 pm

"Please,' Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, `don't kill me.'" is my favorite.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 12:59 pm

When Coretta Scott King presented him with a portrait of MLK, Bush said "Thank you. I can't wait to hang it." Huh huh, get it, hang MLK. And he said it right to the widow's face, isn't that what makes it great?

johnnyzhivago August 3, 2011 at 9:49 am

I shall wear my fake outrage today with an equally fake scowl on my face.

johnnyzhivago August 3, 2011 at 9:52 am

If Obama had balls, Palin would be waking up in a crab cage at the bottom of the Bering Sea this morning.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 10:01 am

Meanwhile, 150 miles to the northeast, aboard the Cornelia Marie, the late Cap'n Phil's family of tweakers and crackheads are stuffing their latest skipper into a pot along with cod-bait and sending him to the bottom in hopes of catching enough Opelia to buy yet another ounce when they pull into Dutch Harbor.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 11:43 am

That is rather uncharitable of you! The boys are tryin.'

The one I can't stand is that exploding alpha-primate Captain Keith. After this season, I understand why the Hillstrands wanted to kick his ass last year.

elviouslyqueer August 3, 2011 at 9:53 am

2%, you stupid twat. 2 goddamn percent. Lemme translate what that means: nobody gives a fuck what you think.

Now go away, before somebody drops a moose on you.

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 10:32 am

And her little Todd too.

DerrickWildcat August 3, 2011 at 9:54 am

Her entire response sounds like it was written by Sean Hannity. Hannity is a pathological liar and that is the same kind of shit he says everyday.

FakaktaSouth August 3, 2011 at 10:08 am

How bout how long it took him to justify "what people have been doing forever" ya know, putting targets over sites, and then saying don't retreat – reload, and then a rightwinger crazy fuck shoots and kills people there. That shit happens ALL THE TIME, and yet, Sarah gets called out for her part of it. SO UNFAIR.

peaceshelly August 3, 2011 at 9:55 am

Listening to Sarah Palin find focus with a topic and try to sound intelligent is kinda like listening to Miss Teen South Carolina explain String Theory.
The South Africans need maps and such.

peaceshelly August 3, 2011 at 9:56 am

Isn't that the famous jacket she wore when she accepted the VP nom??? I think it is.

JoshuaNorton August 3, 2011 at 9:56 am

Obviously, Palin makes the big bucks to report on the first thing that pops into her little mind, unconstrained by any facts and giving free rein to any prejudice she currrently has.

Or as Fux calls it, 'News".

weejee August 3, 2011 at 10:17 am

as Fux callis it, 'News'.

Others might wonder if her pre-conscious wasn't still born or perhaps surgically removed by a moose antler.

JustPixelz August 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm

She is a "news contributor", which must mean she makes stuff that is turned into "news" by the FuxTron 2000 they run over there.

weejee August 3, 2011 at 9:56 am

Unless my aged memory is in total fail, didn't Palin say she was 100% behind the currently too cagey by half Mubarak?

mooncrushworld August 3, 2011 at 11:13 am

She did indeed! Those horrid Eyejiptuns are holdin' him hawstage and its sad because he was such a friend to Israel which matters more than if he kills people. Priorities donchaknow. What with the Jesus return thing.

metamarcisf August 3, 2011 at 11:52 am

What she said was that she was 100% behind Mubarek's behind.

peaceshelly August 3, 2011 at 1:06 pm

She has slept since then.

riverside68 August 3, 2011 at 9:58 am

fuk her, and fuk the Senator from AZ that she rode in on.

(Sorry about that, this whole shit sandwich has got me down. I am tired of being a chump and sick of listening to asshats pontificate as though they knew the difference between fiscal restraint and whoring for plotocrats.)

x111e7thst August 3, 2011 at 10:12 am

Whoring for plutocrats (aka sucking Kochs) is apparently easy and lucrative work if you can get it. Fiscal restraint not so much so.

johnnyzhivago August 3, 2011 at 9:58 am

Pretty soon the US economy is going to come down to nothing other than Medicare importing Hova-rounds from China.

FlownOver August 3, 2011 at 9:59 am

Does this new Wimmin's Health Insurance stuff cover craniectomies?

MozakiBlocks August 3, 2011 at 10:01 am

Well seeing her on Wonkette is a hell of a "Good Morning".

I'm going back to bed. Wake me when all these fuckers get raptured.

x111e7thst August 3, 2011 at 10:04 am

I can never really make out whether St. Sarah of the Snows is giving us her take on some national political issue or just her famous mooseburger recipe. Does this make me a bad person?

MLite August 3, 2011 at 10:07 am

She then added "and he's black." And Hannity nodded with enthusiasm. Then he went and John Edwards'ed her. Bristol will be having another baby in 9 months.

johnnyzhivago August 3, 2011 at 10:07 am

Hey, it's SHARK WEEK!!! Why isn't this bitch out swimming?

Tundra Grifter August 3, 2011 at 11:16 am

She jumped the shark years ago. While her daughter was busy jumping something else.

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 2:44 am

Yes, bones. The whole damned skeleton, in fact.

Toomush_Infer August 3, 2011 at 10:10 am

Well, "shoot!"…. (hey, I'm back!….)

Beetagger August 3, 2011 at 10:13 am

I knew she's rear her ugly head again soon…. when I saw Gabby Giffords getting so much media attention, I figured Palin would soon need her fix.

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 10:47 am

The difference is Gabby is recovering. There is no help for Twat Head.

Weenus299 August 3, 2011 at 10:13 am

I know she's got a mouth and vocal cords and shit, but I'm just sorry to heck that goshdarn it, I'm not listenin'.

OneYieldRegular August 3, 2011 at 10:14 am

Get a room, you two.

NewYorkJew August 3, 2011 at 10:20 am

Wasn't that Tina Fey?

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 10:48 am

Fey | Baldwin – 2012

Pop_Socket August 3, 2011 at 10:28 am

That Sara Benincasa routine is getting better and better, but there is no way even the real Sarah Palin could say something that stupid and convoluted.

mooncrushworld August 3, 2011 at 10:29 am

What a complete cuntwiffle. She lives in a fairy tale world of failure and idiocy. Go back to filling Alaska with your twatdroppings, and then start a compound in Wasilla out of our sight, ya shrieking harpy.

BlueStateLibel August 3, 2011 at 10:30 am

It's not like the teatards threatened to destroy the entire U.S. economy just like Osama bin Laden… oh wait, they did…

fartknocker August 3, 2011 at 10:30 am

Kirsten,

In the future can you please start our mornings with something a tad more pleasant than Tundra Twat? Good lord knows you have plenty of material in NY, D.C. or whereever the Wonkette is based.

Secondly, what the hell is up with this book by Andrew Gross? It's on both sides of my Google machine screen and I find it irritating.

Thanks for considering my comments.

jus_wonderin August 3, 2011 at 10:32 am

Has anyone called her a cunt yet? Cunt! STFU, also.

AJWjr. August 3, 2011 at 11:25 am

I usually wait for SaintRond to do that, because he's so good at it.

widget2011 August 3, 2011 at 10:33 am

Sigh! Today all of us Un-Real Americans are terst. Un-named sources can never be identified, for all I know Rush Limbaugh is the "Un-named source", totally makes sense now.

widestanceroman August 3, 2011 at 10:34 am

What in the hell kind of a GD collar is that winged thing beneath her helmet?

Is she doing lots of pills yet (cuz I'm so ready for her OD)?

Anybody else have a "new" troll follower named WrightRezko?

prommie August 3, 2011 at 10:35 am

High-pitched queefing, thats what she does, its just high-pitched queefing. The LePetomaine of the Pussy.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 10:43 am

She's gotta protect her phoney baloney job, gentlemen!

Schmannnity August 3, 2011 at 10:41 am

Who are the other two vegetative relatives standing at her sides in the video?

dduke45 August 3, 2011 at 10:41 am

Will somebody puleeeeeeeze push this bitch off of the stage and into the orchestra pit?
She is so done.

SayItWithWookies August 3, 2011 at 10:47 am

Wait — Bill Ayers was called a terrorist because he blew up a toilet in the Pentagon. Now, if that's what qualifies, then isn't Rick Perry just as much of a terrorist? And Ayers didn't even do it while someone was sitting on the john — Perry probably hurt some folks with his stupid pranks (a legacy he's continued as governor).

widget2011 August 3, 2011 at 11:18 am

I don't see dumb SOB Perry suceeding from the US now. Perhaps the other lower 48 should pump untreated sewage water to Texas and say " You treat the shit & make it drinkable, you just asked for water, you didn't say what kind. It's times like this (in Texas) I start to think to myyself, "maybe there is a god", but then I turn to CNN and say "I didn't think so".

SayItWithWookies August 3, 2011 at 11:22 am

Don't fret — bad things happening in Texas is not proof of a deity. All that means is that if you piss in your bathtub, the next time you take a bath you're going to be sitting in a lot of pee — simple cause and effect.

NorthStarSpanx August 3, 2011 at 11:39 am

According to House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) – you aren't a Republican unless you hurt some people.

fuflans August 3, 2011 at 10:53 am

i watched with no sound to see if she really looked as bad as that still suggested.

she does.

what's going on with that? does she have a picture in the attic that's expiring or something?

bflrtsplk August 3, 2011 at 10:54 am

"Palin around with terrist," is what she meant to say. Palin.

rocktonsam August 3, 2011 at 11:04 am

this woman needs to get laid

Todd, do your job,also

El Pinche August 3, 2011 at 11:21 am

If not, I'll terrorize her vagina with extreme prejudice.

NorthStarSpanx August 3, 2011 at 11:44 am

Ick. Sarah and sex? With another person and not just with herself? Not even herself anymore.

I think she's going the way of Queen Elizabeth, re-branding herself as a Virgin Mother (since it isn't working with her daughter or daughter in law) so that as a sexless crone, she's somehow now qualified to rule the world.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 11:54 am

Not many people know this, but Todd was a highly respected Astrophysicist at the University of Alaska before he met Sarah. Now he is a near-mute idiot. That's what happens when you try to fuck some sense into a 7th-level Succubus.

smitallica August 3, 2011 at 11:06 am

Yes, Sarah, keep hammering the Bill Ayers thing. You just might sway the 2008 election.

You horrible cunt.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Sarah may want to be careful, trodding out that old "palling around with terrorists" meme. May blow up in her face when the discussion comes up about the President working with the Republiklans to raise the debt ceiling.

mavenmaven August 3, 2011 at 11:10 am

Between making me watch that screechy Rios lady and then watching a clearly drugged up but still screechy hate filled Palin this morning, I think I'm "switching sides".

Redhead August 3, 2011 at 11:12 am

Yeah, exactly! If tea partiers were terrorists they'd hang out with other terrorists, duh!!! Like Obama and terrorist people who do terrorist things, like shooting and bombing other people to progress an ideology or try to take down the government! You know, like that one guy in Norway a week ago… what was his name? The one who read all the teabagger books and quoted all the teabagger people and posted on the teabagger websites agreeing with them. Yeah, him. It sure is a good thing teabaggers don't hang out with terrorist people like him!

Troglodeity August 3, 2011 at 11:13 am

It's like she's stalking Gaby Giffords.

OneYieldRegular August 3, 2011 at 12:57 pm

No kidding. I mean, if ever there was a time for silence…

Tundra Grifter August 3, 2011 at 11:20 am

When Duh Guv'Nor appears on ClusterFox (The Media Wing of the GNoP) is she:

A. A paid employee of the network? And, just by the way, is there any other network that spends so much time "interviewing" its own employees?

B. A washed-up never-was, desperately clinging to some mirage of relevance?

C. A hack politician, appearing in an infomercial, attemping to jump-start another vanity campaign?

D. All of the above?

hagajim August 3, 2011 at 11:22 am

Again I ask – WHO is this bitch?

WinterOuthouse August 3, 2011 at 11:36 am

I wish I could shove Parah Sailin up Rupert's ass

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 11:39 am

This pair of vapid twats nearly ruined what's left of my hearing. Never again! One of them talks through her nose and the other through her ass. All we needed for a horrific trio was Laura Ingraham's baritone.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 11:58 am

Laura Ingraham, The Coulter You'd Fuck.™

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Not even with your dick.

El Pinche August 3, 2011 at 12:08 pm

I'd rather fuck a wood chipper.

GOPCrusher August 3, 2011 at 12:54 pm

I hate myself for saying this, but it was pretty apparent that even Laura Ingraham was getting pissed when she was interviewing Michele Bachmann about why she refused to vote to raise the debt ceiling, and Michele basically refused to answer the question and stuck to her talking points. http://www.therightscoop.com/ingraham-goes-after-

ttommyunger August 3, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Thanks for the link, but I'm all out of eye bleach and I have to operate a vehicle shortly.

Poindexter718 August 3, 2011 at 11:50 am

If you were a terrorist, he'd cold pop a cap in your ass since, after all, Barry's offed more terrorists than his predecessor, including Osama bin Sleeping with the Fishes, you fekking colostomy bag with glasses.

Schmegeg August 3, 2011 at 12:02 pm

If she were a real terrorist it would be my pleasure to introduce her to a bunch of Seals.

FlyOverGirl August 3, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Jesus effin' Christ. Now her hair salon gets a TV show. Gross.

NorthStarSpanx August 3, 2011 at 12:53 pm

The bar has been set for three years now, low bars lets the Bachmanns, Cains, Pauls, Breitbarts and Jessica Beehives in.

Badonkadonkette August 3, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Oh, she's just being Sarah. She probably tells Piper and Willow that if they were real Palins, they'd be knocked up by a half-stranger by now.

El Pinche August 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Sarah Palin is starting to look like a novice tranny .

Nostrildamus August 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Palin is America's zit. So goddamn irritating you got to pick on her, even when you know you should leave it alone.

JustPixelz August 3, 2011 at 12:48 pm

I'll bet Biden called the TP'ers "errorists", which is pretty accurate.

keepem_sikanpor August 3, 2011 at 1:09 pm

I must be mad at myself today to have listened to this pile of shit. What a miserable cunt she is.

HedonismBot August 3, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Ya know, it's funny, but I don't even feel like defending Obama anymore. She hates him because she is paid to hate him. I dislike him because he is a spineless quisling corporate sellout. She annoys me, but he betrayed me. Her tacky insults about our president really don't bother me anymore.

MiniMencken August 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Hey, Sarah, look at this handy-dandy little map The Econpmist put up recently: http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/08
That means that over the last 20 years, averaged out, each Alaskan has received about $100,000.oo more in benefits from the Federal government than they have paid in. This, in a state that distributes oil profits to its residents. Not a bad little grift, eh? You betcha!

VeraSevera August 3, 2011 at 3:19 pm

"Hello…my name is Wonkette…"
(chorus of voices) "Hello, Wonkette."
"…and I'm an Palin-holic."
(chorus of voices) "You're home here, Wonkette."
"I've been clean and sober for nearly 8 hours now…and, gawd willing, with your support, I'll go a whole day without a single story or reference or mention of Sarah Palin…."
(chorus of voices) "You go girl."
"I'd like to thank, above all, my sponsor. Michelle…where are you?…Michelle Bachmann, I'd never be able to do it without you. Stand up, Michelle."
(chorus of voices) "Yea, Michelle. You keep her off that Palin, okay?"
"…and I'd also like to thank…"
(voice from the back) "Excuse me. I smell Palin on your breath….Tell the truth…you did another Palin story just before you came to the meeting, didn't you?"
"I know, I know, I know….I'm such a loser…but she NEEDS me….I can't help it…."

scionkirk August 3, 2011 at 3:21 pm

derp derp! funy alaska womin make funny! derp derp

BarackMyWorld August 3, 2011 at 3:24 pm

So….she's saying she doesn't think Obama pals around enough with Republicans? Does golfing count?

__kth__ August 3, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Now that people are starting not to care, expect Palin to twist the knob off the amplifier when it won't go past 10.

holyfuckstick August 3, 2011 at 8:10 pm

If you pause the video at the right spot you get one frame of Hannity fellating her strap-on.

Warpde August 3, 2011 at 9:18 pm

Sarah Palin?
Who the fuck is Sarah Palin?
Does she swallow?
If not I really don't care.

lulzmonger August 4, 2011 at 2:18 am

tmlafb;se

(too much like a fucking buzz-saw; saved ears)

Also, that is hands-down the ugliest fucking hat I have ever seen.

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 2:35 am

I think she's sensing her own electoral mortality. She realizes like the rest of us that in a few months, she'll be forced into doing "leadership" speeches at local Holiday Inns on the side of the highway.

Negropolis August 4, 2011 at 2:47 am

She literally looks to be shrinking. Evil shrieking will do that to you, I guess.

GeoatBeck August 4, 2011 at 7:40 am

She has that right, Obama would have Tea Party Czars everywhere.

HollidayB August 4, 2011 at 11:05 am

Has she apologized to Gabby Giffords yet?

DaSandman August 3, 2011 at 9:21 am

Ah…good point.

BaldarTFlagass August 3, 2011 at 9:45 am

It always does that early, it'll catch up.

FlownOver August 3, 2011 at 10:04 am

Unlike Gov. Quittygrift, who has no trouble commenting without having viewed anything at all.

Fare la Volpe August 3, 2011 at 10:24 am

So more rhinoplasty.

FakaktaSouth August 3, 2011 at 10:32 am

Yes, more. We here are no match for the numbers of OPENLY gay guys or nose jobs, true, but closet cases and un-deviated septums abound…

poncho_pilot August 3, 2011 at 10:40 am

see? i was already getting the two places mixed up.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 10:53 am

More like “A Woman of No Importance”.

fartknocker August 3, 2011 at 11:09 am

Thank you HistoryFeline. I'll add your recommendation to my Must Read list. Dirty, Sexy Politics sounds like a fun read. Being a boring guy, I'm currently reading "How the States Got Their Shapes."

prommie August 3, 2011 at 11:09 am

Hey, I didn't get a harumph out of him!

V572 Hair of Destiny August 3, 2011 at 11:13 am

I was in Asia when it happened and only heard about from wingnut buddies, who claimed Bremer was a librul. Just read up on him and, as you say, he just wanted to kill somebody. Thank goodness people like him are never denied access to guns.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 11:14 am

I like that perfume she put out, Meryl Streep's "Versatility." A dingo got her baby, you know. My vision of hell is being forced to watch a movie starring both Meryl Streep AND Jodie Foster, the first woman to ever play a strong female character, dontcha know (she told me when she won an oscar one time). She's a national treasure.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 11:18 am

I cannot watch Meryl Streep , so mannered, so actory, so beloved.

ChessieNefercat August 4, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Here's a handy tip from my SO:

If the video cover (theater poster?) has more than one woman, OR the title is written in flowing script, it is NOT a guy movie. Will not like.

Although I know a number of guys who for God knows what reason, kind of liked Mamma Mia. Hmm.

Steverino247 August 3, 2011 at 11:40 am

Gentlemen, rest your sphincters.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 11:52 am

Oh thank you, I thought I was the only one on whom her supposed brilliance is utterly lost.

Chet Kincaid August 3, 2011 at 12:19 pm

I liked her as Julia Child, and in that one movie where she was the pedophile-priest-stalking Nun.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Judi Dench is the woman for me, I can watch her all day and never see any kind of trickery, everything is real.

prommie August 3, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Isabelle Huppert pour moi. Lena Olin, Juliette Binoche, in Chocolate with Dame Judi.

Limeylizzie August 3, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Yes, yes and yes, I love Lena Olin I think she is woefully underestimated as an actress. Also, Helen Mirren( unbelievably good on stage also) and for the men Simon Russell Beale is astonishing but does almost no film, but if you ever get a chance to see him on stage just run and get tickets

SorosBot August 3, 2011 at 4:23 pm

If there's one thing that makes me miss the downfisting, it's the blogwhoring. And trolls. Sorry, if there's two things that make me miss downfisting…

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