NAZIS NAZIS EVERYWHERE  11:48 am August 1, 2011

Wisconsin GOP Candidate: Public Schools Are Basically Nazi Germany

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

long division is fascist!We blame the History Channel and Glenn Beck for making the Nazis and Hitler the only actual “bad things” that have ever happened in the world historical memory of Teatard activists, and thus the only comparison tool they have for articulating things that make them unhappy. Case in point, paranoid nutter Kim Simac is a GOP state senate candidate running in one of Wisconsin’s many recall elections who also penned a 2010 Tea Party website blog post about how sending your child to a Wisconsin public school is equal to dropping your kid off with Uncle Hitler for the day. Which makes you wonder: how do her everyday conversations sound? “The guy who washed my car did a total Eichmann on the leather seats.” “The bake club meeting lasted longer than the Third Reich.” And on and on with these horrible comparisons that have become the rhetorical bread and butter of the Tea Party.

TPM reported first reported the blog post, which has now been removed. They also confirmed with Simac that she had written it, although she backed down from her implied assertion that public school teachers are Nazis. Here is part of the post, from a cached version TPM found:

I am done raising my kids but if I was a young parent today I would take my kids out of the public school system today. At what point will we stop talking about the comparisons to what is occurring today and what actually happened by the regime of the Nazi’s in the past? Taking God out of the schools has been objective #1 for decades now….Take the commercial that Glenn Beck showed from British Progressives that explains to little children that if they do not listen to their teachers recommendations on subjects such as carbon emissions, they could have their heads blown off. Add to that Kindergarten Sex Ed classes and I really wonder how it is American parents smile and kiss their children good bye ¬†every morning and in good conscience hand their most precious resource over to the hands of such questionable people.

UGH. [TPM]

 

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ifthethunderdontgetya August 1, 2011 at 11:52 am

Hitler ruined the goldfinch snapshot I tried to take over the weekend.
~

DerrickWildcat August 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

Nazi Gold!

WunkRocker August 1, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Miss Braun let us run the filmstrip backwards!

Sue4466 August 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm

I was all set to win the lotto this weekend. But fucking Hitler ruins everything.

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Goebbels killed my gerbils.

emmelemm August 1, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Hee!

DaRooster August 1, 2011 at 11:53 am

Carbon emits… shoot 'em in the head.

nounverb911 August 1, 2011 at 11:53 am

I'm surprised Simac isn't running for president with Herman Cain.

Oblios_Cap August 1, 2011 at 11:56 am

I've always sensed that Goering was responsible for my candy disappearing.

GuanoFaucet August 1, 2011 at 11:56 am

The projection is strong with this one.

johnnyzhivago August 1, 2011 at 11:56 am

Is this Shark Week or Hitler Week on the Discovery Channel???

Some great shows coming up – Blondie: Top Dog in the Third Reich and Redecorating Bertesgarten: What if Hitler Took a Feng Shui Class?

genxr August 1, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Don't send your kids to public school without a shark cage.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 12:00 pm

They've combined them this year, it Shitler Week!

SpurningBeer August 1, 2011 at 12:11 pm

And so begins Snark Week.

VinnyThePooh August 1, 2011 at 11:56 am

What's Simac's opinion on purchasing a Japanese car?

not that Dewey August 1, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Just-in-Time gas chambers?

horsedreamer_1 August 1, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Let's go to Kim's profile on the NASCAR bulletin-board page & see what she said about the decision to allow Toyota on the stock-car circuit.

I doubt she was happy.

ChrisM2011 August 1, 2011 at 11:56 am

Mom: Hi, son! What was school like today?

Son: Auschwitz. But seriously, they shot alot of us today.

FNMA August 1, 2011 at 11:58 am

Just be careful getting into the shower after gym.

Callyson August 1, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Son: It was a gas, gas, gas…

genxr August 1, 2011 at 12:36 pm

There was a difficult question on the biology quiz today. Teacher had to shoot three students in the head before we finally got it right. Then we played kickball.

AJWjr. August 1, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Then we played kickball.
With their heads!

AJWjr. August 1, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Then we played kickball.
With their heads!

fuflans August 1, 2011 at 3:43 pm

i've been spending a lot of time with first person concentration camp survivor materials for a project i'm doing. as you'd expect, it's absolutely harrowing.

that these fat ignorant coddled pinheads living in the world's richest and – arguably – freest country think they are experiencing anything remotely approaching horror – much less third reich level horror – is absolutely shameful.

i would suggest ms. simic read 'we wept without tears'.
http://www.amazon.com/Wept-Without-Tears-Testimon

<snark on> that is, if ms. simic can read.

DoktorThompson August 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

From the article: "Glenn Beck … 2010 … leather … horrible, offensive … Kindergarten Sex … kiss their child"

I'm not saying he raped any children in 2010… but he hasn't denied it yet, so…

Oblios_Cap August 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

The Interstate Highway System was Hitler's idea!

DashboardBuddha August 1, 2011 at 12:04 pm

and it's even worse…there are many People's Cars on said highway.

Edit: Fuck…There NOT they.

chicken_thief August 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm

But he stole the Bellemy salute from that soshulist who wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.

horsedreamer_1 August 1, 2011 at 2:07 pm

You know who else was a member of Autobahn?

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Dieter Hauff?

DaRooster August 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

"I really wonder how it is American parents smile and kiss their children good bye every morning…"
Parents? Smiling? That's crazy talk…

genxr August 1, 2011 at 12:37 pm

It's like my father used to tell me, "What are you doing in the bathroom? Get out of there and give someone else a chance!"

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 12:55 pm

The only parents that are home to kiss their children goodbye are unemployed.

PuckStopsHere August 2, 2011 at 1:00 am

I always told the wife that if I dropped the kid off at school on time and she wasn't actually ON FIRE, I had done my job and thank you very much.

mrpuma2u August 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

Yes we all know those socialist commie unionized teachers are just trying to create little liberal "ubermenschen" to take away America's freedom and make kids gay.

genxr August 1, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Gay for Hitler, like in a Broadway musical?

DerrickWildcat August 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

That fuckin' Hitler.

SpurningBeer August 1, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Worse than Reince Briebus, if you ask me.

Ducksworthy August 1, 2011 at 12:38 pm

I thought Reince Briebus was the medical term for a prolapsed rectum. Is that wrong?

Beowoof August 1, 2011 at 1:09 pm

And I was thinking he is just a pink sock who wears white pants

Swampgas_Man August 1, 2011 at 12:43 pm

THAT'S OUR HITLER!

bflrtsplk August 1, 2011 at 11:57 am

I took my car for a tuneup and those damn Nazi mechanics wouldn't give it back to me until they "finished the job." Then those fascists made me pay for it.

DashboardBuddha August 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Same here…I had some ignition problems, but fortunately my mechanic found a final solution.

FNMA August 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Those goddamn Nazis wouldn't pass my car for inspection because they said the brakes were shot.
BRAKE LIBEL!!1!!

Weenus299 August 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm

those fucking nazi estimates in fucking nazi dollars. God Damned nazi carbon paper.

MinAgain August 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Those goddam Nazis wanted to rebuild my engine, too, but the mechanics were all at the Russian deli getting their asses kicked by the counter boy.

DoktorThompson August 1, 2011 at 12:56 pm

They were just following orders.

not that Dewey August 1, 2011 at 1:05 pm

win.

Texan_Bulldog August 1, 2011 at 11:58 am

They're teaching sex ed in Kindergarten? Finally, an academic course Bristol and Levi can excel in.

Seriously, that is the most stupid canard ever & the only people who use it are people who don't have Kindergartners!

Ducksworthy August 1, 2011 at 12:40 pm

You know who invented der kinder garten don't you?

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Albert Speer?

teebob2000 August 1, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Marlene Dietrich?

"I vant to take a nap!"

finallyhappy August 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

We have trouble teaching sex ed in high school here in liberal suburban Maryland. So yes, it is a lie(sowhy are you talking about dumb ducks?)

Texan_Bulldog August 1, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Stupid bitch doesn't even realize that (at least) in Tejas, kids have to have a parent-signed permission slip to have the Socialist muslin kenyan president tell them not to eat crayons and sniff glue. Like the kids are going to be learning how to slip a condom on a cucumber.

Winnie_Cooper August 1, 2011 at 2:29 pm

And by sex ed in kindergarten, I must assume that it is "don't allow strange men to touch between your legs." Yeah, we wouldn't want kids to glean that information from anywhere.

Texan_Bulldog August 1, 2011 at 5:05 pm

No, that's not the sex ed type I was referring to. I was referring to 'how babies are made' sex ed. What you are referring to is not sex ed in the traditional sense of the term.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 11:59 am

I loved goose-stepping up to the podium to get my diploma!

SpurningBeer August 1, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Most Likely to Invade Poland at Schickelgruber High School Class of 1974.

EatsBabyDingos August 1, 2011 at 11:59 am

Hitler made Kim's boy a 12 year old in kindegarten. Why does he need Sex Ed? Does "Ed" make the boy fap to pictures of Ronald McReagan? Or is his "ED" causing four hour erections?

fartknocker August 1, 2011 at 11:59 am

The chick has very rosy cheeks and a rosy nose. Someone once told me the fine folks of WI are the largest consumer of schnapps in the U.S. Looking at her picture, Mommy looks like she drinks when the home-schooled children are building snowmen.

VinnyThePooh August 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I'm sure her breath is minty fresh.

powersuit August 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Not schnapps, brandy. Korbel. In very large plastic bottles.

mookwrthwilson August 1, 2011 at 12:11 pm

You can also get that look from huffing paint.

powersuit August 1, 2011 at 12:01 pm

She's dumb as a board, but man it takes too much work to explain why (ie the video she refers to). As the happy husband of a former Wisconsin public school teacher, I can say with authority the only "nazis" we ever encountered were the excitable mouth-breathers who objected to her teaching in Spanish and "unamerican" books in the school.

Oh, and the idiots who sent their kids through these same schools then did everything they could to hamstring school funding. M-o-r-a-n-s.

weejee August 1, 2011 at 12:01 pm

And likely Simac's supporters are home schooling en masse. Will those minitards become the Worst Generation yin to balance the yang of Brokaw's Greatest Generation?

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Oh, this is nothing new. I've been a substitute teacher for a few years now, and pretty much every lesson plan is about coercing the children to hate the flag, their parents, and Jesus Christ. Then, after an hour or so of marching around singing songs in praise of Obama, we bow to Mecca and wipe our asses with the Constitution.

Finally, if they all promise to have lots of abortions, they get kickball at recess.

DashboardBuddha August 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Yay, kickball!

MinAgain August 1, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Actually, kicking balls could be considered an extreme form of birth control.

finallyhappy August 1, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Kickball? . Don't you really just teach the kids to goosestep in formation?

tihond August 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm

I was all set to believe you until the kickball. Everyone knows public schools don't allow competitive sports, they just give trophies to all the kids for participation.

teebob2000 August 1, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Kickball?? Socialistic group play!

King of ze hill, everyone for zemself!! ZEN ze cream vill rise to ze TOP!!

EatsBabyDingos August 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Or is the "Ed" really that horsefaced Mr. Ed, Ann Coultergeist?

deanbooth August 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I'm sure glad I sent my kids to Peace of Our Lady Catholic school.

prommie August 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm

When I was in 2nd grade, I got caught goofing around during the pledgeallegiance, and the teacher angrily screamed at me that if I were in Russia, they would take me out and shoot me. The clear message was that she was disappointed she couldn't shoot me for being such a disloyal traiter, and that we should be more like the USSR in regards to jokes about Richard Stanz. So yes, yes, there are and have been Nazis in the schools, but they were never liberals, I think most of them have always been people like Simic, whose basic complaint is that SHE doesn't get to weild authoritarian power over others, like a Nazi Gauleiter, so she can make them conform to her ideology of stupidity and hate.

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Yep, and it hasn't changed. When I was subbing this spring, two other teachers were talking about how angry they get when kids don't take the Pledge seriously enough. One said, "If I see someone not saying the Pledge, I make sure I tell them 'You wouldn't disrespect America like that if you had someone you love fighting for you in Iraq.'"

JustPixelz August 1, 2011 at 12:42 pm

someday soon … "You wouldn't disrespect America like that if the Democrats were still around."

SayItWithWookies August 1, 2011 at 12:50 pm

I wonder how "Oh yes I would" would go over as a response.

philpjfry August 1, 2011 at 4:16 pm

I am as patriotoc as the next Allah fearing libtard but I have always resented wheen I am forced to listen to the star spangelled banner before a sporting event, as if I forgot what country I am in, or recite the pledge of allegiance before a public meeting. It always reminded me of some creepy show about what Russians are forced to do in Soviet Union.

Rotundo_ August 1, 2011 at 4:50 pm

I'm all fine with the pledge and singing the national anthem, but people who take it to the extreme and badger the hell out of people or children about it are morons. If you want to really make someone respect something, going into punishment mode and scolding them isn't going to work. And this woman is typical Wisconsin redneck nuts. Probably has her mail forwarded to the "Dew Drop Inn" so she can do her bills while she gets faced.

Chillwaver August 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Don't worry Kim, you and all the Teatards are on Shitler's List.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm

“The guy who washed my car did a total Eichmann on the leather seats.”

"The bug man came out last week, he totally Zyklon-B'd the fuck out of them red hornets I had in the eaves."

gvvt August 1, 2011 at 1:41 pm
fuflans August 1, 2011 at 3:46 pm

say!! i've got a rodent in the attic problem too!!

MissusBarry August 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm

I think this woman needs to go back to school for some lessons in organization and sentence structure. Seriously, except for a learned ability to intuit the lunatic garbage a teabagger is trying to express (I'd like to unlearn this skill), the words she strings together don't make sense.

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Are you one of them Grammar Nazis I keep hearing about?

DashboardBuddha August 1, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Win!

OneYieldRegular August 1, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Englesh olny!

V572 Hair of Destiny August 1, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Drücken Sie eine für Deutsch.

chicken_thief August 1, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Maybe Palin's dad taught this clown, too.

LouBristol August 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Those damn Nazis with their radical atheism, concern for the environment and sex-positivity!

freakishlywrong August 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm

These fucking rightwing fascists should really get off the Nazi train. (Or maybe on it?)

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm

At least it will run on time.

mavenmaven August 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm

The US is just Nazi Germany, all the way up to the current Aryan president.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Taking God out of the schools has been objective #1 for decades now….

Dude, we achieved that objective almost 50 years ago. Madalyn Murray O'Hair laughs at you from the grave.

JustPixelz August 1, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Taking God out of the schools has been objective #1 for decades now….

Actually since the Constitution was adopted. Damn #1 Amendment.

Weenus299 August 1, 2011 at 12:07 pm

I'll bet she's pissed because she failed nazism in seventh grade.

JustPixelz August 1, 2011 at 12:48 pm

People like her who go all Godwin have no personal experience with Nazi Germany. So it's easy for them to conflate the 60 million people killed during that war with a health insurance mandate, or a textbook they don't like.

About 3000 people died on 9/11. During WWII, an average 1000 people died every hour. For six years.

chascates August 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm

What this country needs are graduates who follow orders, don't question authority, and are easily manipulated. Just what the charter schools are designed for!

freakishlywrong August 1, 2011 at 12:12 pm

And they're for profit!

Oblios_Cap August 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm

No messy critical thinking skills wanted.

Goonemeritus August 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm

I actually did compare my youngest son’s school concert to the Bataan death march.

ProudLibunatic August 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm

My (now 24) daughter attended a school concert, and proclaimed: "at least WE didn't sound like that!"
Hubby and I just stared at her blankly.

finallyhappy August 1, 2011 at 1:07 pm

And I wish I had died before the march(concert) ended

fuflans August 1, 2011 at 3:47 pm

i just did a spit take. thank you for that.

Chillwaver August 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm

"There are two kinds of people in this world: people that love Hitler and people that hate Hitter"

– A Teatard Parent.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm

In fairness, some of my best techniques, I learned in kindergarten sex ed.

DashboardBuddha August 1, 2011 at 12:10 pm

You can do some incredible things with a juice box straw I understand.

OneDollarJuana August 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Two girls, one juice box.

chicken_thief August 1, 2011 at 12:56 pm

It's the straw that puts the juice in the juice box.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Pretty soon, the public schools will be manufacturing Stukas, V-2 rockets, and Tiger tanks.

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Finally, our students will be learning a trade.

mavenmaven August 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Well, once Beck was able to convince all the feeble minded that Nazism was "left" and equated with the Jew Soros (who was bad because he fought the communist regimes?), there wasn't anything shocking or irrational left to say anymore.
Oh, wait, universal health care is exactly Dachau.

Atlas Frooged August 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm

It's interesting that those who decry the Nazis on one hand, won't hesitate to wear a t-shirt like the one I espied recently. There were photos of BHO and Hilter side-by-side and the words were something to the effect of 'Who else gave good speeches and had a symbol?' I mean, fucking Hitler's face on your clothing…WTF anti-govenrmentarians?

widestanceroman August 1, 2011 at 12:20 pm

I hope the wearer of that shirt went home with dozens of replies written all over the front and back of the shirt (and tiny marks on skin underneath from clicking 'Submit Comment').

Atlas Frooged August 1, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Can you imagine if there was a Wonkateer party where the gift bag included a monogrammed switchblade, then someone spiked the punch with LSD and this guy stumbled into the room? I imagine something like out of 'The Girl with the Dragon Tatto ' books but worse.

widestanceroman August 1, 2011 at 1:16 pm

The Electric Troll Slaw Acid Test.

metamarcisf August 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Carrot Top?

SayItWithWookies August 1, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Charles Foster Kane?

Atlas Frooged August 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Ok, ok I'm not really asking, but…Jesus?

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 1:04 pm

These are the same asshats that screamed about respecting the office of the Presidency when they saw a picture of G. W. Bush and a chimpanzee.

Rotundo_ August 1, 2011 at 4:59 pm

I understand their posturing when Chimpy McFlightsuit was in office, and afterwards many of them even admitted what an idiot he was, but that must have burned, especially since they knew it was true. One thing you can say about democratic presidents, they haven't always worked out as one would have hoped, but I cannot think of a duller mind ever to have held the office than George Walker Bush. Truly an amazing and frightening president.

fuflans August 1, 2011 at 3:48 pm

well, pretty much every president until shrub.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm

You know who else wrote blog posts comparing everything to the Nazis?

samsuncle August 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Swamp people?

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm

William de Worde, age 43?

Chillwaver August 1, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Pam Geller?

freakishlywrong August 1, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Actual Nazis?

Buckminster August 1, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Godwin?

Atlas Frooged August 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Lazy attention seekers?

RedneckMuslin August 1, 2011 at 1:04 pm

<Enter Teabagger Name Here>

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Glenn Beck?

finallyhappy August 1, 2011 at 1:08 pm

beat me by 2 lousy minutes!!

Fare la Volpe August 1, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Today Christians … stand at the head of [this country]… I pledge that I never will tie myself to parties who want to destroy Christianity .. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit … We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press – in short, we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess during the past … (few) years.

-Guess who

terriblyfamous August 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Some kind of Anti-Saloon League wacktivist? A Sister of Temperance, maybe?

Mahousu August 1, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Walt Disney?

The Southern Baptists still won't accept him, though.

freakishlywrong August 1, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Shells Bachmann?

OneYieldRegular August 1, 2011 at 12:45 pm

If being filled with the "Christian spirit" would mean I'd have to spend eternity around people like this, then bartender, I'll take some of that poison of immorality instead. Make it a triple.

Buckminster August 1, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Carrie Nation?

SorosBot August 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm

But according to the fundies, Hitler was an atheist, never mind the actual historical facts where everything he said and did indicated that he was a Christian, he wasn't one because they say he wasn't.

Really, the "no true Scotsman" fallacy should be renamed the "no true Christian" fallacy, because they use it all the time; look at the wingnuts trying to claim the Norway shooter who called himself a crusader for Christ wasn't really a Christian.

RedneckMuslin August 1, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Smokey Bear?

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 1:08 pm

'Christian terrorist'? Norway case strikes debate
http://news.yahoo.com/christian-terrorist-norway-

fuflans August 1, 2011 at 3:59 pm

recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press.

funny, that sounds like a thing a nazi would say in a political campaign against the weimer republic.

weird.

horsedreamer_1 August 1, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Randy Bachmann?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 1, 2011 at 12:12 pm

I have to admit, I did wonder when my high school civics teacher kept going on about our need to annex the Sudetenland.

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 12:26 pm

I'm not sure I like the sound of these boncentration bamps…

SayItWithWookies August 1, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Remember that schoolhouse rock number, "Lebensraum, Lebensraum"?

El Pinche August 1, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Speaking of Nazis, trying to join that conservaturd rightwing blog "patriot action network" is like trying to join an aryan prison gang. I'm awaiting approval to see if I passed the 40 question survey.

MissusBarry August 1, 2011 at 12:19 pm

You must have a hell of a masochistic streak.

Callyson August 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Please, please let some hacker link that 40 question survey to that cheesy MTV show 1 Girl 5 Gays. You know, "20 Questions About Love and Sex." Please, there's got to be someone out there who can get this done…

Rotundo_ August 1, 2011 at 5:06 pm

They don't hand those decoder rings out to just anyone y'know.
R-e-m-e-m-b-e-r__ t-o__ s-t-o-c-k __u-p__ o-n__ A-m-m-o

"Aw heck, it's a crappy commercial!"

weejee August 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Showing how well Wall Street likes this dumb fucking debt ceiling deal, the indices are down over a point and a quarter. Plz write your Federale electeds and Hopey and tell them they can take this deal and shove way-up where the sun don't shine.

HobbesEvilTwin August 1, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Really a woman bad is writer this. Up structure sentence her fucked all is.

Tommmcatt August 1, 2011 at 12:56 pm

YODA!

PubOption August 1, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Drunk Yoda!

chicken_thief August 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Myself couldn't better said of!

unclejeems August 2, 2011 at 1:53 am

Force is the strong, this one with, also.

BlueStateLibel August 1, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Yes, I remember many happy public school days of being sent to the gas chamber, starved, etc. It's a good thing we have stupid bitches like this running for office.

EatsBabyDingos August 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm

In response, I wish everyone could have been in DC for Matt Damon's speach last week. I'd like to thank a teacher today: Warrena Neff, who in 1975 found this spitball loving monster to be underchallenged by the school system, and proceeded to nurture me with a love of learning that got me through college and grad school. I accidently called her "Mom" one day in 5th grade, and when I got embarassed, she replied to the class that she was honored that I called her mom, and how proud I always made her, and how proud my Mom must be of me. I went from wanting to crawl under a rock to feeling like a rock star in about 5 seconds. Mrs. Neff, this shout out is to you, and if I din't already have an awesome Mom, I would have been proud to be your son.

DashboardBuddha August 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm

You stupid fucking morans…you idiotic, hyperbole spewing, cheeto stuffing cretins.

Nazism murdered 6 million people. Teaching your kid that treating the Earth like shit is a bad idea is NOT Nazism.

MinAgain August 1, 2011 at 12:19 pm

And again I ask, who does Joe Stalin have to blow to get some respect from the Teabaggers?

chicken_thief August 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

(M)Ann Coulter?!

crybabyboehner August 1, 2011 at 2:12 pm

What about poor Pol Pot, he never gets any love …

MinAgain August 1, 2011 at 4:50 pm

True dat.

johnnyzhivago August 1, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Most Nazis we know prefer homeschooling.

elviouslyqueer August 1, 2011 at 12:19 pm

"I mean we can't deny the fact that the world is changing and that we need to stand up for our American values."

I do so love it when the Teabagiban trots out the old "our American values" canard, since it usually translates to "God-fearing, right-thinking white heterosexuals who believe that gays, spics, chinks, niggers, and libruls generally should have zero rights in this country and really should be shipped off to Neptune."

freakishlywrong August 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm

And Molsems. They hate Moslems.

elviouslyqueer August 1, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Oh right, like teabaggers would admit to Muslins having "American values," let alone allowing them to even be considered *shudder* "American citizens."

philpjfry August 1, 2011 at 4:22 pm

I hear Neptune is nice this time of year, only about -300 degrees. But if things don't change here soon, we may be fighting for seats on the Neptune bus.

arihaya August 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Hitler had mustache, therefor mustache is Nazi

Hitler brushed his teeth, therefor toothpaste is Nazi

wake up sheeple !

OneDollarJuana August 1, 2011 at 12:32 pm

And let's not even mention nasi goreng!

V572 Hair of Destiny August 1, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Isn't he the candidate of the Surrealist Light People's Party?

OneDollarJuana August 1, 2011 at 12:23 pm

You know who else tried to ruin the public schools?

(That's right. Right-wing fundamentalist Christians. And they're still doing it.)

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 1:12 pm

They're not trying to ruin public schools. They're trying to eliminate them totally. An educated population is a dangerous population.

MissusBarry August 1, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Funny, lady, if I had school-age children, I wouldn't be worried about them learning that dinosaurs are real…I'd be worried that somebody like you would find a way to poison an innocent and curious mind with hatred and ignorance.

outragedcitizen August 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm

You know, you would think that the Teabaggers would have a more favorable view of Hitler and his Nazis. I mean, they both have basically the same goals of forcing their twisted version of reality on the rest of us – for our own good of course.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Well, the teachers may be Nazis, but I bet the students get to class on time if that's the case.

Callyson August 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Add to that Kindergarten Sex Ed classes
Shit, kids have it so good these days…I had to wait until high school to get to the good stuff…

metamarcisf August 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm

These nasty Wisconsin parents might as well just send the kiddies to a Norwegian youth camp

simplyblue7 August 1, 2011 at 12:27 pm

I can see how Phys Ed would seem like a concentration camp for a teatard's fat kid.

Buckminster August 1, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Because she has the God-given right to feed her crotch-fruit at McDonalds 3 days a week and Pizza Hut the other 4.

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Cue the outrage over McDonald's cutting down on french fries in Happy Meals and adding fruit in 3….2….1….

terriblyfamous August 1, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Well, if she learned to form sentences in a public school, then this here little tirade is a pretty effective way to discourage enrolling the young 'uns at the local ISD.

BTWBFDIMHO August 1, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Once upon a time in Wisconsin there was a public-school teacher driving a VW…

SpurningBeer August 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm

During my indoctrination in public nazi school, I learned that Herr Hitler had a low opinion of homosexuals, Jews, and darkies. Okay, he wasn't into small government, but he sure believed in a strong defense and patriotic dedication to the Homeland. Maybe he wasn't all bad, eh, Ms Simac?

Frost/Nixon/Robocop August 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm

I get it! People who get up every day to teach kids some basic decency because you don't have any are equivalent to people who slaughtered millions of innocents for being different! If you really believe this, go try and be a teacher then. I bet you fail the basic studies test you fucking moron.

Sue4466 August 1, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Floride in water? that was Hitler's idea.

BTWBFDIMHO August 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Why take your kids to public school when they can spend the whole day at home watching Fox News?

Monsieur_Grumpe August 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Well, there are a lot of funny sounding town names in Wisconsin like German town, Rhinelander and Baraboo. I’m just sayin’.

OneDollarJuana August 1, 2011 at 12:34 pm

And aren't they kinda big on German beer and German sausages?

Ducksworthy August 1, 2011 at 12:56 pm

They are big FROM German Beer and sausages.

WhatTheHeck August 1, 2011 at 12:32 pm

The Wisconsin school administration are right now deep inside their bunker in the Wisconsin Black Forest, designing the new lederhosen school uniforms.

ArmoredLibunatic August 1, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Strange, our high school band director must not have gotten the memo. He tolerated (but did not lead) the brass section singing this on the way from the practice field back to the band room:

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 12:41 pm

She's probably just dreading having to attend her kid's school play Der Ring des Nibelungen year after year. It's like, what, 15 hours long? Fucking Wagner anyway.

ManchuCandidate August 1, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Remember when people like this were laughed out of politics?

terriblyfamous August 1, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Not really.

freakishlywrong August 1, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Remember when we had a media that held people accountable for noxious rants?

Ducksworthy August 1, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Remember when people like this were institutionalized and forcibly medicated? Fucking mental health liberation movement.

natoslug August 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Fucking Reagan.

Thurman Munster IV August 1, 2011 at 12:41 pm

That's not the half of it. Every Kindergarten (get it Kindergarten?) class has small rodents each named Joseph Gerbils.

metamarcisf August 1, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Whatever you're smoking, I wants me some.

Guppy06 August 1, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Because if there's one group that doesn't want kindergarteners to learn to be wary of adults touching their "swimsuit area," it's the religious right.

grandinquisitor August 1, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Show me on the doll where the Fuehrer touched you…

Terry August 1, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Could you imagine actually trying to teach sex ed to a room full of kindergarteners? You would be greated with a chorus of the following questions and statements:

- Ewwwwww!
- I have to pee. NOW!
- Can I have a cookie?
- He's pushing me!
- Teacher! Jason ate a booger!
- Can we play outside today?

…and so forth.

Buckminster August 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

To quote my father, if sex ed is taught as well as English in the public schools, there are going to be a lot of disappointed brides.

SorosBot August 1, 2011 at 12:51 pm

"At what point will we stop talking about the comparisons to what is occurring today and what actually happened by the regime of the Nazi’s in the past?"

I don't know; you're the wingnut lady, when will you stop? It's really tiresome, especially when everything you constantly compare to Nazi Germany has nothing in common whatsoever with it, or that you teabaggers are a lot closer to their far-right racist and nationalist ideology than the liberal you imagine the centrist President is.

Tommmcatt August 1, 2011 at 12:59 pm

I am 100% in favor of these idiots taking their spawn out of school and teaching them at home. It virtually guarantees that they won't be accepted at college (Liberty University can't take all of them), which means that they will be away from the levers of power in the future. Added bonus? Nice fat labor pool of future janitors and fast-food workers.

ndisang67 August 1, 2011 at 3:08 pm

I keep my distance from anyone…who was home-schooled….they often know more about Smith and Wessons than their ABCs…

GunToting[Redacted] August 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm

You know who ELSE was like Hitler?

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Everyone, apparently.

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Henry Gibson in The Blues Brothers?

horsedreamer_1 August 1, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Kakkeltje August 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm

It got reported here in local (Dutch) media that 'some American presenter' had compared the Norway victims with the Hitler jugend. Now, you may have become a bit desensitised to the right wing invoking inappropriate Nazi comparisons, but in Europe they are not.

It is almost impossible to convey how utterly batshit insane and depraved you appear here if you make such a comparison.

GunToting[Redacted] August 1, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Being thought insane by Euros is a badge of honor amongst the `bagger set.

GOPCrusher August 1, 2011 at 1:20 pm

That's American Exceptionalism at work!

fuflans August 1, 2011 at 4:03 pm

well now i feel even better about all this.

SayItWithWookies August 1, 2011 at 1:05 pm

People who are quick to make the flimsiest Nazi comparison alway call to mind Holocaust deniers in their odd divergent logic. Usually the Holocaust deniers simultaneously think the Holocaust would've been a good idea — I'm sure this woman would be much happier under the regime she compares the public schools to if she had her druthers.

Sassomatic August 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm

My flight from Cleveland was exactly like a Nazi cattletrain to a deathcamp.

PuckStopsHere August 2, 2011 at 1:18 am

Signed,
Pete Hoekstra

not that Dewey August 1, 2011 at 1:17 pm

I just got back from a wonderful parent-teacher Wannsee conference. Apparently my kid excels at "evacuation procedures".

widestanceroman August 1, 2011 at 1:20 pm

You mean

teebob2000 August 1, 2011 at 1:21 pm

The NEA proudly endorses Kim Simac without reservation.

BarackMyWorld August 1, 2011 at 1:26 pm

Take the commercial that Glenn Beck showed from British Progressives that explains to little children that if they do not listen to their teachers recommendations on subjects such as carbon emissions, they could have their heads blown off.

Anyone citing Glenn Beck as a source should be automatically disqualified from just about everything.

YasserArraFeck August 1, 2011 at 1:44 pm

(Fill in blank) Liebel!!

owhatever August 1, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Our local schools are proposing a bond issue to finance an update to the middle-school gas chamber.

donner_froh August 1, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Teabaggers wouldn't be the first to be put up against a wall in a Nazi regime but they would be far from the last.

GeorgiaBurning August 1, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Kim needs to read a bit more Sinclair Lewis before she wraps her flag around a cross.

horsedreamer_1 August 1, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Cannot wait to see how James Nelson, Tom Kertscher, & Dave Umhoefer exonerate Simac.

Warpde August 1, 2011 at 2:19 pm

“I am done raising my kids ”
So, there is hope for them after all.

Warpde August 1, 2011 at 2:22 pm

"I am done raising my kids"
So, there is hope for them after all.

TheSheriffsNear August 1, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Time to revise the Letterman Top 10 list of "Least Used Adjectives" because "Hitleriffic" has a whole new lease on life.

ndisang67 August 1, 2011 at 2:50 pm

I can venture that sex ed is something Palin would wish had been available in Bristol's public school…

El Pinche August 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Who's Palin?

SheriffRoscoe August 1, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Too much atheism and communism and hating America in today's public schools. Oh yeah, and Mark Twain.

Redhead August 1, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Well I know when I was in public school kindergarten, you always had to be VERY careful where you laid your mat during naptime, to make sure you didn't end up in an oven.

baconzgood August 1, 2011 at 3:17 pm

In Russa Nazi public schools compared stupid home schooled people to YOU.

El Pinche August 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Apparently, she can't win without cheating. Sorry for the Politico link but there's some real vote suppression happening in Wisconsin:

http://tinyurl.com/3dexbo4

DavConn1 August 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Have you noticed that anyone with the alarming combination of an education and an open mind is considered evil by the Teabaggers? … Hell, by the right, in general? We need to start a "smartypants" movement to defend our right to be intelligent and thoughtfully independent.

scionkirk August 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm

You know who else was a candidate for public office? Hitler

Naked_Bunny August 1, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Hitler was totally anti-God. That's why Nazi uniforms said "God With Us" right on the belt. How better to make God look bad then by associating him with Nazis, huh? Devious.

rimshot101 August 1, 2011 at 6:06 pm

We had Nazis when I was in high school.. we called them coaches. But yeah, I think the kids would be better off if we got some Branch Davidians in there.

PrimlyStable August 1, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Say what you like about the Nazis, at least their kids were taught how to use possessive apostrophes properly.

rocktonsam August 1, 2011 at 8:19 pm

Recall elections on the 6th and 19th.

Lets not screw this up Wisconsin, huh!!

larrykat August 1, 2011 at 9:43 pm

To paraphrase the Dixie Chicks, I am embarrassed this moron is from Wisconsin. But she probably has a chance to win, because the dumb asses up in the woods where she is from even voted in ex-MTV Real World dipshit Sean Duffy to replace the respected Dave Obey in congress last time. Depressing.

Pennywhistler August 1, 2011 at 10:31 pm

He got it right. Everything I know about sex I learned in kindergarten.

widget2011 August 1, 2011 at 10:40 pm

Do they offer Jew Killing 101, Advanced studies on queer bashing, Aushwitz didn't exist according to Mel Gison, or that wonderful movie by Jerry Lewis titled "The Day the Clown Cried" or how about the classic Huckabee Finn classic "How to lynch a Nigger?

That's probably the cirriculum this dumb cunt would support calling it "True Freedum"!

ttommyunger August 1, 2011 at 11:18 pm

Kim really needs a good ol Missouri Horse-Fucking, she'll forget all about Hitler-for a while.

anniegetyerfun August 2, 2011 at 1:08 am

Gosh, but it's just so well-written.

thefrontpage August 2, 2011 at 9:15 am

Continually, amazingly, daily, the lunatic fringe psycho far-right wingnut teabagger idiots, morons and psychos insist on saying things that are flat-out wrong, inaccurate, dishonest, filled with lies, paranoid, racist, misogynist, overly-religious, crazy, outlandish, stupid, ignorant and just plain dumb. They don't know what they are talking about, they don't know anything about civics and government and politics, they are blatantly racist, they are unfamilar with basic laws, rules and regulations, and they are so far outside the mainstream, locally, nationally and internationally, they only exist in some small, low-minded, fringe twilight zone of lunacy, craziness and idiocy. They are one of the worst aspects of current politics, yet at the same time they are a non-factor because of their crazniess. They are simply lunatics.

JustPixelz August 1, 2011 at 12:36 pm

"…since the mid-1850's."

You're off by 100 years. Fixed.

chicken_thief August 1, 2011 at 12:41 pm

I can remember when teaching used to be an honorable profession. You know – way back in 2008. People dedicated to trying to teach our little shithead brats something and we appreciated those efforts. But with their wanting fair pay and benefits and shit like that, it's clear that the ghey and the brownz have gotten to them so now they are just like that motherfucker Hilter.

finallyhappy August 1, 2011 at 1:06 pm

I was sent to the vice principal in junior high in 1966 for talking to a friend in assebmly when we were being taught the proper way to sing the Star spangled Banner("Banner yet Wave" has 8 notes- or so I was told).

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Oh, teachers have always been a threat to decency. Back around 1980 the Moral Majority warned students to never confide in teachers, especially not English or Social Studies teachers, because those fields were especially infested with the secular humanism.

VinnyThePooh August 1, 2011 at 1:54 pm

R32 or GTFO.

horsedreamer_1 August 1, 2011 at 2:11 pm

We have that.

Old World Wisconsin

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2011 at 3:04 pm

You've got till the fifth of the month.

HistoriCat August 1, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Good thing too. How else would I get the whole "buy 12, get the 13th free" deal?

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