Apparently there is a marginally employed woman on Facebook who lives in Alaska and grows children and has opinions about things, lots of them, about political things. Oh look, she found something about politics in her “Saved Documents” folder from last year, she’ll throw that up on the Internet, some sort of rant about the security situation in Iran and ducks. Yes, fine, we are referring to Sarah Palin, but you already knew that because there are no other people living in Alaska besides Sarah Palin and the ghost of Joe Miller’s campaign. Haha, just kidding, probably there are! But Sarah Palin has done such a good job of co-opting the state’s name that we can just write “any random yahoo in Alaska,” and you know we mean Sarah Palin. A good homework assignment for Alaska would be to fix their branding problem. Anyway, Sarah Palin/Alaska ordered her Tea Party minions in Congress via her Facebook command post to read her long stupid 2010 rant first and then NEVER BACK DOWN if they’d like to be re-elected ever again. That is her threat, “everyone loves contested primaries” so now read Sarah Palin’s rant.
Here are Sarah Palin’s obtuse marching orders:
Out here in proverbial politico flyover country, we little folk are watching the debt ceiling debate with great interest and concern. Today I re-read the open letter I wrote to Republican Freshman Members of Congress in November 2010, just days after they were ushered into office in an historic landslide victory due in large part to the activism of commonsense patriots who are considered part of the Tea Party movement. I respectfully ask these GOP Freshman to re-read this letter and remember us “little people” who believed in them, donated to their campaigns, spent hours tirelessly volunteering for them, and trusted them with our votes. This new wave of public servants may recall that they were sent to D.C. for such a time as this.
The original letter is pasted below, with added emphasis to certain passages that I feel are especially relevant to the current discussion.
All my best to you, GOP Freshmen, from up here in the Last Frontier.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
P.S. Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries.
And then she goes on with the copy-paste of her November, 2010 rant that is useless and illiterate. Meanwhile, for those who do not read it, they will be elected to anything ever again JUST LIKE SARAH PALIN, who is either a cautionary tale or the person running the show depending on what “everyone [she] talks to” is saying, where “everyone” is just Todd, Sean Hannity and her mirror. [Facebook]
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Jesus Christ, these people really DO want to destroy the earth and usher in the return of Jeebus 2.0, don't they?
When he comes back and is all like "help the poor" they're just going to nail him to the cross again.
I envision some sort of Monty Python version of the second coming…
Best comment. +1, and what I think of when I hear this ranting bullshit of fucktardedness.
He know they've got the timber and nails all picked out. That's why He said "Screw this. I'm not coming back. You're on your own."
According to the Cowboy Junkies, his exact words were:
"enough of all this shit I am going."
— Cowboy Junkies, Good Friday
Or, as Black Rebel Motorcycle Club put it:
"I wouldn't come back if I'd have been Jesus.
I'm the kinda guy who leaves the scene of the crime"
He probably already came back. Nobody would listen to him anymore, so he said "fuck it" and left .
If the stories are true, then Jebus really would come back and say "screw you guys, I'm going home"
That's Cartman.
The Tea Party is made up of anarchists. That's the appropriate word for them.
Hmmmm, I would have to disagree. Teabaggers want to keep JUST enough government so they can throw we non-wealthy (bottom 98% of earners) in internment camps when we run out of hobo beans and try to storm the walled encampments of the ultra-rich.
They keep saying they do. It's the one thing they aren't lying about.
Hey Sarah, back away from the keyboard and go keep an eye on your daughter, Juno.
I thought they called her "Home-skillet".
Ouch! Though, she probably spells it Jewnoh.
Or Juneau?
Off the "little people".
Funny how the pictures of her supporters on that facebook page look exactly like the
"people of walmart" page.
Not to alarm you, but this is probably what the Downfist Trollz who follow you and I in the commenting system look like.
The people of Walmart is a testament to America's rich diversity!
That Venn diagram is just one gigantic circle
Yeah, "look like".
Duh Guv'Nor believes so strongly in contested primaries she hasn't declared herself to be a candidate.
Instead, she clings to some whisp of a scent of relevance – as if what she did, wrote or thought had meaning for anyone – including herself.
"Proverbial politico [sic - is that a dig a the pundits? Isn't she a pundit now?] flyover country…?" Only if one is on the way to or from Siberia.
You beat me to it.
Really? You live in flyover country?
OH…she probably meant CUNTRY. I get it now.
Even the Alaskans think it's flyover country, hence the ubiquitous use of bush planes.
I think she meant to say blackflyover cuntry.
at the present rate, we're all on our way to Siberia.
Where else are you gonna get a good view of Putin as he rears his head?
Just a thought, but I'm guessing this woman's Pell Grants didn't exactly get the job done.
win.
has anyone speculated about who Palin would have as a running mate yet?
It's either Casey Anthony or Hypnotoad, I reckon.
Good answer, Fukui! we would have also accepted Zombie Ronald Reagan.
Zombie Ronald Reagan is too librul for these fools.
ROTFMLAO!
You mean as a candidate for “Americans Elect?”
Lemme see. Bristol. That way it can be the dawning of a new political dynasty.
Skoal Rebel. Case closed, nuff said.
snuff said, indeed.
The Great Cornholio has my vote.
Are you threatening me?
Bring me TP for my bunghole!
Lake Titicaca?
Satan
All of them, Katie?
Bible Spice is going to be the keynote speaker for a Tea Bagger rally in Waukee, Iowa on Sept. 3rd.
Speculation is, that she will formally announce his candidacy for President of The United States.
God bless us, each and every one.
Well, it can't have another conservative Republican woman, since like the Highlander, there can be only one. Her ticket has a one-bitch maximum.
Chris Christie?
well the North country is a tough country
And she mothers a bloody brood
And her icy arms hold hidden charms
Of the greedy, wicked and lewd
And strong men rust from the gold and lust
That sear the northward soul
But the wickedest born from the Pole to the Horn
Was
the Hermit of Sharktooth Shoalthat freeloading, trailer-trashing, heritage-milking, Reagan-masturbating Preen Queen Palin**with apologies to Robert Service
You should also apologize to iambic pentameter. But it's excellent!
it was intended to resemble the impact of the Klondike Clown on the political landscape, like a train wreck of words on the page
Palin/Sam McGee 2012
Ha ha, yes, this "little people," "flyover country" tactic should work! You know, just like all those other regular folk, with their reality shows, presidential campaigns and such! Things you ELITISTS wouldn't know about.
LITTLE PEOPLE LIBEL!
Yeah, "we little people" with our "commonsense" demands that you cut out our Medicare and Medicaid and food stamps…
Oopsie.
OK, but how does this affect Sarah Palin?
Ye gods, those comments. They're the political equivalent of HOW IS BABBY FORMED HOW GIRL GET PRAGNET? (something which the Palins are well qualified to answer, btw).
Bob Sparky Sparks I support using the 14th Amendment, Section 3, to solve the national debt problem. It prohibits sworn persons from holding federal office if they've engaged in insurrection or rebellion against us, or if they've given aid or comfort to our enemies. Those perpetrating this treasonous national debt hoax certainly qualify for removal from office. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
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Alex M Yayockson I WANT TO PALIN IN D PRESIDENTIAL RACE…..SHE'LL BE THE BEST 4 GOP…
5 hours ago
Tea Party Patriots of Morgan County, Indiana The same RINO's that want to raise the debt ceiling are the same ones that brought us TARP and made it possible for Obama to be elected in the first place.
4 hours ago
Albert Ochoa After reading this Sarah Palin. I truely love you for what you stand for. The truth will set us free from being decived by the left. For CHRIST THE MESSIAH IS ON THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD.
5 hours ago
G.c. Lake Palin for presidemt. Kick the nigerian/Hawaiian out. gcl
4 hours ago · 1 person
Vicki Sempek Again Sarah Palin shows why SHE should be president and not the narcissistic "little prince." Go for it Sarah!
5 hours ago · 1 person
Barbara Whitmore Yes we are and it is time "Moma" went in and cleaned house…Go Sarah!
38 minutes ago
I can't wait until MoMA starts cleaning house. Can we expect to see more locomotives coming through fireplaces, or clocks dripping from tree branches?
lol. elitist.
Damn straight!
That rotting cow carcass with maggots under glass is going to be hard to get rid of at the MoMA yard sale…
"I could never think of anything clever, like a pencil or a can of soup."
-Homer Simpson
Here comes MoMA with the Cloisters as backup, kickin' ass!
Welcome to my world.
Really Blue? No wonder you're almost un-unshakably cranky today. I'd be the same if I had to listen to that and not punch a few crotches.
word
I agree. Go Sarah! Please.
Albert Ochoa- I think you meant "WORK SHALL SET YOU FREE"…
and I can hear God talking -*listen*- He's saying: "Jesus Christ Almighty. For the last time, would ya get the fuck off of my right hand?"
You know who else put union leaders in concentration camps? Oh forget it.
"Kick the nigerian/Hawaiian out"
You just know it burned G.c.Lake up to leave off the second g and add the -ian
Probably thinks he/she is being oh-so-clever.
I thought he was supposed to be kenyan/hawaiian anyway.
"The same RINO's that want to raise the debt ceiling are the same ones that brought us TARP and made it possible for Obama to be elected in the first place."
Can't argue with that. Carry on!
"HOW IS BABBY FORMED"?
Well, when a man loves a woman and gets about eight Smirnoff Ices into her…
…and puts up a tent and has a few of his friends do the same thing….
…and the girl is Not Afraid of Life…
Penis goes in. Babby comes out. You can't explain it.
You can, but apparently you'll need a ghostwriter to do it.
"Ye gods, those comments. They're the political equivalent of HOW IS BABBY FORMED HOW GIRL GET PRAGNET?"
In fairness, it's probably hard to type a coherent comment when a) you have an IQ lower than Forrest Gump's because you're the offspring of sibling incest, b) you're typing the comment with your non-dominant hand while using your dominant hand to energetically fap.
"HOW IS BABBY FORMED HOW GIRL GET PRAGNET? (something which the Palins are well qualified to answer, btw)."
Isn't it just too bad that they stopped there, and didn't go on to HOW IS BABBY PERVENTED SO GRIL NOT GIT PREGNINT?
Yes, encourage the teatards to hold out on raising the debt ceiling, so the little people's Social Security checkes will be cut in half (if they get them at all), that'll help the little people!
Keep your gubmit hands off my Social Security!"
And I hope all the teatards whose parents collect social security are fixin' up the guest room for ma and pa to move into the double-wide with them. Family values, support your own olds!
Also, thanks Mom and Dad, for being diligent savers and cautious investors, so that I won't be forced to throw myself off the balcony on which I now sit. xxoo
Amen, Missus. And the in-law to assisted living just in time, methinks. But thank God no one in congress is eating hobo beans or paying child support.
In the midst of the 2008 financial crisis, Palin supported TARP – how they get that out of her rambling, whack-job answer, I still don't know. But she backed it up on CNN a few weeks later and even promoted it in her 'book,' Going Rogue:
PALIN: That’s why I say, I, like every American I’m speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in, where it is the taxpayers looking to bailout. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy—helping the—Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. Shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track… And trade we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive scary thing. But 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.
That is the ambrosia of word salads. It has things you like on their own, but put it all together in a nice bowl and it still tastes like shit.
I still say the best ever comment about this broad (no offense, Limey. There are broads and then there are broads amiright?) was–and I am stealing it from a now long-forgetten Wonket commentator: "She talks like my cat thinks."
How Couric didn't haul back and slap the shit out of her after that. . .(answer?) is worthy of a Pulitzer or even a Nobel.
I read somewhere that Katie said she concentrated very hard on keeping her face very plain and neutral so that no one could accuse her of any bias in the interview.
She must have reached some sort of zen zone by then.
And I'll bet she has a more realistic idea now of what can get her accused of bias. "What do you read?"
Cat libel!
BAILOUT LIBEL!
I almost had a seizure trying to make sense of that, but thanks for pointing out another of her lies.
TARP is what Willard and Swallow hover under when they are being raped by whine coolers masquerading as high school hockey players.
P.S. Everyone *I* talk to believes in financial disclosure by people actually running for president for realz, and also too that people shouldn't use phony non-profit organizations as a money-laundering scheme.
P.P.S. T
Call me crazy but I was just wondering what happened to SP. She has been quiet lately. Just have to add, she is insane.
Bitch can't stay out of the limelight for long or her earning potential shrinks. BURN IN HELL, JOHN MCCAIN!
She's got a full-time job sticking pins into Iowa-made dolls' temples.
Contested primaries: the reason Mama Grizzly has no intention of throwing her asshat into the ring.
I have not read the Proverb about Planes flying over large expanses of mostly unpopulated land. Is that Aesop?
You must be thinking of Icarus Palin. Her dad, Deadalus McCain, told her not to flyover too close to the media sun, but she did anyway, and now seems to be, if not plummeting, certainly on a glide path to the dirt.
Aesop was fabulous.
Nah, she's just speaking out of the Aes hole.
No, it is from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 1, Verses 14 through 21, just before the Chapter 2 instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade. " Here, Sarah, hold this…"
Can't she grift on over to something else?
well let's see. she's been thru tv news, tv reality shows, book writin, presendential politics, AL governin, parentin, documentary film makin, bus tours…
i guess she could move on to restaurants? with moose on the menu?
Where are the crosshairs / surveyor's marks? DID YOU RETREAT INSTEAD OF RELOADING?
"Little people" … That's rich coming from someone who actually bilked enough real little people to become a multi-millionaire. Maybe in her world, 'little people' means midgets.
filthy hobbitses?
All the Teabaggers use the "little people" to get to the "big people", where the "real money" is.
"Little" as in the very small number signifying one's I.Q.
She likes midgets because she can kick them in the teeth without having to knock them down first.
"llittle people" as in gnomes? Them r cute.
"These are simple, rural people… The common clay… You know… morons". — Blazing Saddles
proverbial politico flyover country = Dumbfuckistan
we little folk = idiots and cretins
watching the debt ceiling debate with great interest and concern = watching Fox News trash the president
Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries = If you step out of line I will fuck you up bad.
etc. etc. etc.
"we little folk"
Mental midgets pay taxes?
Who could have predicted this?
Typo — should have been "wee little folk".
Amazing that she believes she has enough pull to demand that the entire Republiklan Caucus in both the House and Senate do her bidding.
You would think that someone like that would be the current V.P. of the United States.
Please remember that if we want real job growth, we must create a stable investment climate by ending the tidal wave of overly burdensome regulations…
Can we start with the food industry? I'll bet there are cheaper pesticides we can use on our peaches and strawberries.
Hell yeah. I have barrels of cheap pesticides that I can't use until we get rid of the FDA. The barrels are starting to leak, so we need to get rid of the EPA too. And I can't hire anyone to work with them until we abolish OSHA.
Ooh, they're starting to leak? Time to start a garden right there!
Careful … this administration is NOT keen on leaks.
This person made our nation of stupid, semi-literate morons even stupider.
Who is Sarah Palin, Alex?
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I like how she said that she "re-read" the letter. Yeah, like she read it the first time.
Or much less wrote it.
After taking the time to read it, I'm 100% bet-my-life sure that she had fucking nothing to do with that letter.
She re-read it? She didn't even write it.
the Littles?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HAn4fByVb8
Boehner's bodacious budget bill bounces, breaks and busts.
Beautiful!
Look. As Sarah Palin studied economics at a couple Ivy League universities, she has all the qualifications to comment on the economy.
So says her new wiki entry.
"She attended the University of Idaho in Moscow, Idaho in the fall of 1984…"
Moscow? 1984? hmmm.
Sarajevo was an inside job!
WOLVERINES!!!1!!
"Which Ivy League university did you attend, Sarah?"
None of them, Katie!
Isn't she supposed to be on a bus tour?
How's that working out?
She quit.
How's that bussy-toury thing working?
Jury duty, amirite?
She's still trying to message her way into relevance. Are there more than a couple of hundred people left in this country that think she is capable of managing anything more complex than a fart after a mexican buffet?
Well, give her some credit – it's obvious she's got the farting thing down as witnessed by her "letter". On the other hand, she is still sorting out the subtle differences between shit and Shine-o-la.
"She's still trying to message her way into relevance."
Considering the only reason anybody has ever paid attention to her, she'd be better off trying to massage her way into relevance.
Her ideas are completely endorsed by the voices in Michele Bachmann's head.
Every time Sarah Palin pretends to say something informed about the economy, an angel is thrown headfirst into a turkey decapitator.
When facts, reality and common sense are telling you to compromise…
Never back down!!!!!
commonsense patriots who are considered part of the Tea Party movement.
Unfortunately, the other, greater part are batshit crazy traitors bent on destroying the country.
In Bagistan, "batshit crazy traitors" = "commonsense patriots"
From the Alaska Dispatch July 22, 2011:
Experts say Alaska may well feel the pinch more than other states because it depends so much on federal money. Not only will Alaskans face the same fate as other Americans when it comes to car loans and home mortgages, but they can also expect a huge drop in the flow of federal dollars that helps keep the state economically sound."
I say we follow Tundra Twat's advice, go into default and throw Alaska into economic chaos.
Serves 'em right.
McCain (may his soul forever burn for this) wouldn't have plucked her up from teh bowels of stoooopid if those Alaskan jerks hadn't elected her to be their tinpot head of state.
Could be character building though. You know, force them to go out and grow their own weed rather than just using their "stipend" to buy it.
Hmm. Might be worth it. Some sort of little rainbow to look forward to, anyway.
If you really want to tank the state's economy, you'll also want to put an embargo on pseudoephedrine.
"Experts say Alaska may well feel the pinch more than other states because it depends so much on federal money. Not only will Alaskans face the same fate as other Americans when it comes to car loans and home mortgages, but they can also expect a huge drop in the flow of federal dollars that helps keep the state economically sound."
I say we follow Tundra Twat's advice, go into default and throw Alaska into economic chaos. "
*raises hand*
Seconded!
"commonsense patriots"
If commonsense was "common", then why would you want it?
Sheesh! These Republican Elitists don't want anything that is "common", unless of course, having a couple $350 bottles of wine with a Hedge Fund manager is "common".
Snort, snort…..
Creates jobs for the winery workers at Chateau Marg…ohh, never mind.
Hey at least she isn't wasting the world's punctuation reserves by using periods and commas.
Those count against the 140 max limit, right?
First of all, the debt ceiling "debate" is wholly invented from teabags. Second; I simply do not believe that anyone that follows the bitter grifter could factually define "debt ceiling".
She can't define it herself (gvs the other night), so I'm sure her slobbering minions can't either.
"Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries."
Sarah, these are YOUR people – they didn't say "contested primaries", they said "congested arteries". Like Judge Judy says, "Put on your listening ears".
In her case, "Put on your listening arse".
I like it better when she Twitters. It's only 140 characters of stupid.
History will not regard her well. If History can figure out what the fuck she said. History will probably need a stiff drink and a quiet beach.
History will not regard her.
Fixed.
"Little folk in the flyover country"
What the hell is that stupid cunt talking about? I've been to places in this "flyover" country and have not seen many "little folk", hell even the children are huge.
Only the Russians flyover Alaska.
it's all that Bovine Growth Hormone.
"hell even the children are huge. "
They look a lot smaller in the rear-view mirror of your tricked-out luxury tour bus….
"hell even the children are huge. "
And staring at you. From the cawn.
Tawd, help us please. Shut her up. You know, the way Levi used to shut Brisket up.
You've seen the pictures. Do your nation a service.
"Sarah, stick a wine cooler in it."
That's the first step, I think.
I guess this is one of those "Tea Party Hobbits" McCain was rambling about.
I think this is what they call a "Nasty Koch Hobbit".
Thanks for reminding me again why the only way I ever want to see your part of the country is from the window of an airplane. And btw contest this.
no way am i going back to read her dumb old letter. does she tell the GOP freshmen that they should just quit? god i hope so.
No, but she does urge them to go to the National Zoo and rape animals.
Say what you will about the excesses of the Reign of Terror, but…
"Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries."
Yes, Sarah…and lemme tell ya, the democrats in those campaigns LOVE contested primaries for the crazies. Roll on, roll on.
I'm sure Mitt appreciates the opportunity to be seen as the rational choice.
Tokyo Rose used to at least throw in some comedy skits and Negro Jazz records, and her English was a lot better. If this bitch steps foot in America again, try her for treason!
sarah honey your shelf life expired a long time ago. now it's curdling.
also on a straight line from the east coast to the west coast, alaska as 'proverbial politico flyover country' is an obtuse triangle.
Sure, Alaska is "flyover" country.
If you're flying to Moscow, the fucking Red State commies…
even if the gop did nothing at all and just stood thier ground, wouldn't that also work? No debt rasiing limits and no cuts, simply nothing for a year or so. Let's quit trying to fix it!! Thanks Sarah for your efforts in our country's behalf.
John Boehner is fucked. We're all fucked. But John Boehner takes the act of being fucked to a whole different level.
What a surprise that one of Sarah's fans thinks the way to fix things is to quit.
These Tea Party guys make me nostalgic for the time when every Republican had his face towards Wall Street and his ass towards the average citizen. These stupid bastards are going to fuck everyone including the markets.
Thanks for everything lady.
Yes, those were the days when the Evil Conspiracy only plotted to *dominate* the world, not destroy it. We don't get Evil Conspirators like those, anymore.
Give me Wall Street Ming the Merciless over fuckwits elected by fuckwits any day.
Teabaggers are pushing the Republicans right off the cliff. The only question is how Hopey and Reid plan to steal defeat from the jaws of victory. Oh, I know! They can make the shredding of our social safety net a bipartisan concept. It would be nice if every once in a while, Democrats would have enough balls to stand up to Republicans and defend their preferred policy options. I have no doubt that in the end, they will come to an agreement that is all cuts and no revenue. I am also certain we will see Republicans running adds next year saying Democrats are responsible all those cuts to entitlement programs. We're ruled by evil, evil people.
From Lou Sarah's original letter:
"We are the most powerful country on earth and the world is better off because of it."
For how much longer does she imagine that to be true?
Done already, by several metrics. This whole Republicy, Supreme-Courty thing just isn't working out in the 21st century.
As an inveterate believer in this bastion of the rights of people, I can't help thinking that the USA is on the wrong path. Corporatism and Neo-fuedalism ain't the answer.
Don't retreat, re-think.
Either statement, actually.
From the comments: "Sarah, if you don't feel it's time to run in "2012" why don't you run for the Senator from Arizona…."
Where exactly would a politico be flying in order to make it necessary to fly over Alaska?
Wassila is flyover country only if you're going to Moscow.
Unless she means Superman, as he flies over and over Alaska, reversing the Earth's orbit and turning time back to before we had ever heard of the Palins.
It is possible. He supposedly cares about "Truth, Justice, And the American Way," after all.
I reallyreallyreallyreally REALLY wish this cunt would shut the fuck up. I mean, sure, we're right in the middle of what will certainly be a global crisis, but there's no reason that elected officials should do their goddamn job and try to find some practical solution. No! Just dig your heels in and fuck every single person in their collective asses just so you can get reelected by the same fucking retards who think that every important accomplishment in the history of the world came from white Christian amerikkka.
Single-term limits for all, fuck it.
"Some Tea Partiers Just Want to Watch the World Burn" http://www.indecisionforever.com/2011/07/29/some-...
Because Teabaggers are all closeted gays who want to see hunky firemen run around sweating and stuff???
No, because they're hateful, bitter shitheads.
The fact that they're *also* closeted gays is secondary.
"She also vividly recalls an incident when she was 10 years old involving a white boy who threatened to hit her. Demonstrating some of the determination she exhibited on the bus decades later, Parks writes "I picked up a small piece of brick and drew back to strike him if he should hit me. I was angry. He went his way without further comment.""
Harry Reid? Are you listening?
"Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries."
Everyone I talk to still believes Sarah should shut her fuckin' pie hole.
Worse than a yeast infection are the joys of PMS – Palin Moran Syndrome. Not sure if a thousand pounds of miconazole would cure this fungus among us.
I decided to say something nice about Sarah Palin because everyone here is being so mean.
Sarah likes to suck-off sled dogs.
A Children's Treasury of weird-ass Palin family proverbs:
"…Out here in proverbial politico flyover country…"
"[Bill Maher] reminds me of an annoying little mosquito found zipped up in your tent; he can’t do any harm, but buzzes around annoyingly until it’s time to give him the proverbial slap.”
"…"BTW, it was flat out awesome to see @MicheleBachmann do a proverbial victory lap on MSNBC on Tues night.'
"[Bill Maher] reminds me of an annoying little mosquito found zipped up in your tent; he can’t do any harm, but buzzes around annoyingly until it’s time to give him the proverbial slap.”
Jeez Louise, this should be in the dictionary under "projection".
Well, I did it, went over there and read as much of St Sarah's Epistle to the Teabaggers as I could stand, and can report that she didn't write a word of it.
Well, maybe this fine string of vocables struggling for meaning:
"Finally, you have a platform to express the support of the American people for all those around the world seeking their freedom that God has bestowed within all mankind’s being – from Burma and Egypt to Russia and Venezuela – because the spread of liberty increases our own security."
Does the spread of liberty get too viscous to put on the bread of freedom if you leave it in the fridge of security?
She passed the "rein in / rain in" test. Smells like ghost writer to me too.
Does she mean hummus?
Hummus is terrorist food, you hadji!
""Finally, you have a platform to express the support of the American people for all those around the world seeking their freedom that God has bestowed within all mankind’s being – from Burma and Egypt to Russia and Venezuela – because the spread of liberty increases our own security.""
Dear Lord. Does it really say that? Words fail me. (I wish they would fail the Icetwat.)
Why don't we just raise the taxes on oil companies, like Governor Palin did?
I found the translation key, here is what she said: derp
A "contested primary," would that be one of those things I always called a "primary?"
I often think of Alaska as "flyover country" during my frequent flights between Nunavut and Novisibirsk, and about the fact that liberal elitists don't really seem to care about all the little people who live between these two socialist enclaves.
I'm going to go take a drive in my self-propelled, movable automobile.
Methinks the lady hath spentd excessife tyme with the lady of Noonington's laudanum merchant.
And mayhap, insufficient time in the company of her gentleman, that her voice be stilled for the nonce.
[that's old-timey talk for, "would someone please fuck her and shut her up?"]
I am SO waiting for some fed-up un-insane Republican big-wig to pull a "Barry Goldwater" and tell the "little people" where they should kick Lou Sarah and how far.
When that day finally comes it will be the beginning of the end of the teatards.
(Don't wake me. I'm having a lovely dream.)
Fuck you bitch, if you were "servants", you would be working for FREE, and you'd have no health care or retirement. You teabagging, Koch-sucking assholes are NOT servants, public or otherwise. You are whores, who suck of Koch and her babies. That is ALL you are. Furthermore, you, Sarah Palin, are an inbred idiot who couldn't EVER make it with a REAL job. You've never had one.
i thought whore was a real job. the oldest job even.
Russia needs to get a move on in reclaiming her prodigal territory.
"in an historic"
"an" is only used instead of "a" in front of words beginning in "h" when the "h" is soft, meaning the word starts with a vowel sound, if not an actual vowel. Historic is a hard "h," not a soft one (henh, henh, that's what she said?), meaning "a historic" is correct. "An historic" is like saying "Whom is calling me?" – it gives away the fact that you're a pretentious idiot.
And, that's as far into the thing as I could make it. Why can't snowbilly barbie just go away?
You have to imagine she's speaking with a cockney accent, the 'alf-term guv'nor, she is.
In the variety of english where i live, 'an historic' is ok (and I live really far from Alaska). Glottal stops also make the 'an' appear. I can't disagree with your last sentence however.
Palin is probly rapturing now that Mr. Speaker Boehner has given his recalcitrant Teapartiers a totally deal-breaking Balanced Budget Amendment requirement. Why am I seeing this as a deja vu of von Papen pitiful attempt at gaining control of the NSDAP by lifting the ban on the SA? Will Glenn Beck be the new little corporal (take yer pick French or German)?
Sarah, will you kindly just SHUT THE FUCK UP!
And another thing. Thats no lady, thats a fucking annoying, stupid white-trash cunt.
Even the tone of her ghost-written Facebook post is condescending. I have vaginal discharge with a higher IQ than her, and I don't let that lecture me either. Bitch.
Sarah who?
I don't think the little folk give a flying fuck about the debt ceiling debate. They're going to wake up one day soon, look confused, and blame the black guy.
Who flies over Alaska on their way to ANYWHERE else? Except Russia. OK, I see.
Since it's the Friday afternoon of a truly shitty week, I think everyone needs a little diversion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFzlX9X3E18
"The original letter is pasted below, with added emphasis to certain passages that I feel are especially relevant to the current discussion."
Dear Sarah:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Signed
Sane Americans
"I respectfully ask these GOP Freshman to re-read this letter and remember us “little people” who believed in them, donated to their campaigns, spent hours tirelessly volunteering for them, and trusted them with our votes."
Yeah Syria… you were out there for hours/weeks/months volunteering and donating monies to benefit someone else… sure you were…
Oh, and… "little people" is not equal to "small minded"… FYI.
Zuckerberg once said he had no problem with his taxes being raised. I say we make him a deal. Total absolution from ever paying another dime in taxes, if he makes sure Snowbilly can never post on Facebook ever again.
Out here in proverbial politico flyover country
Who flies over *Alaska*? Unless you're going to Moscow, why would you?
I propose we nationalize Alaska's oil revenues to pay down the debt
For being one of the "little people" she sure knows how to wield power to fuck over her enemies.
I have one word for Sarah: Murkowski.
Suck on that, you passive-aggressive bitch. Your candidate got beat in a fucking write-in. It's amazing the talent you have in finding new ways to fail.
All my best to you, GOP Freshmen, from up here in the Last Frontier.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
P.S. I own guns, lots and lots of guns and thanks to my TV reality shew I have learned not only how to shot them but also how to target and reload.
So you mother fuckers better git with the program or I'm come'n out of my media induced hibernation and paint a few targets on your asses.
Don't fuck with me, Ya betcha!
I'm still trying to figure out how she considers Alaska "flyover country". Unless you're flying to Russia, China, et al.
…“little people” who believed in them, donated to their campaigns, spent hours tirelessly volunteering for them…" Like the little people who got me elected Governor, so I could quit halfway into my term of office and cash in on John McCain's monumental fuck-up.
"Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries."
*eyeroll*
Muh-pleeze!
Everyone *she* talks to still believes in a flat earth and leprechauns!
She's back in Alaska? I figured she'd never go back!
Don't forget Gretta! Or is she Sarah's mirror?
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