Buried in the treasure trove of “Michele Bachmann eats homosexuals” brouhaha is the bizarre human-size skid mark Bradlee Dean, a self-styled “punk rock pastor” who wants everyone to know that the liberal media is only ridiculing him in order to derail Bachmann’s presidential campaign. He is by his own account kind of like “Jesus Christ up on the cross being crucified” by the media, which apparently makes Michele your new God. What has he done to deserve cruel mockery besides OMG THIS PHOTO? The list is rather endless, but for example: he said that the Muslims have enough testicles to at least publicly call for the execution of homosexuals, unlike invertebrate soiled toilet paper wads the evangelical Christians. Cute! Rachel Maddow took time to laugh at him for this illiterate idjit comment on her show, and now he announced he is suing Maddow for a new $50 million drum set.
Bradlee Dean (real name “Bradley Smith) and Bachmann are of course total maniacally delusional frustrated rock star besties.
From the City Pages:
Smith argues that the quote was taken out of context, and he was not actually calling for the execution of homosexuals.
The motive for skewing his words, according to Smith’s ministry, traces all the way back to Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann.
“The left wing media’s effort to defame Dean is an obvious way to try to harm Bachmann’s presidential prospects, who they fear and despise,” reads a statement from the ministry.
Good thing Dean is willing to do Bachmann a solid and point all of this out. Just keep reminding everyone they make out only on Sundays or whatever. [CityPages]