Famous birther drag queen Orly Taitz is so frustrated right now, because no one will listen to her important ideas about Barack Obama’s fake social security number. She can’t even get justice in the court, probably because everyone there is a secret Kenyan with a fake social security number, too. Oh and also because she keeps “displaying her own stupidity,” by not knowing how to redact information. Maybe they don’t teach that sort of thing in Lunatic Dentist Lawyer College. But really, how can Orly Taitz be expected to properly redact a social security number when someone in the court is clearly sabotaging her case?
Orly Taitz is suing the Social Security Administration using the Freedom of Information Act to get information about Barack Obama’s fake social security number, which he has used to buy cigarettes and hamburgers and become the president. Of course.
But Taitz cannot seem to redact the right information from the number in question, according to an order issued Monday by U.S. District Judge Royce C. Lamberth. Taitz keeps redacting the wrong digits in court pleadings — even after doing it correctly, according to the judge.
Local court rules state that people must redact all but the last four digits of social security numbers included in court filings. Instead, Taitz kept redacting the last four digits.
“There is no logical explanation she can provide as to why she is now wasting the Court’s time, as well as staff’s time, with these improper redactions,” he wrote.
CONSPIRACY! And yet Orly Taitz continues her fight, maybe because of snakes and dead horses and Russia, or something, and for freedom. [WaPo]
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Hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter or GTFO.
I gotta admit, that gal has a great pair of orly taitz.
I've seen better. On me, and I'm a non-female.
She also has an oily taint.
That's the pledge they're swearing at the start of each Republican primary debate, isn't it?
Is there a logical explanation for Orly Taitz?
Yes, but you have to take the ducks out of the paint first.
God has a twisted sense of humor?
tide goes in, tide goes out…
purple fish!
How is a tree different from a motorcycle?
A tree doesn't have doors.
But, but, if a motorcycle falls in the forest, can we kick Orly in the Taitz?
By all means…you don't even have to wait for the motorcycle to fall.
Fetal alcohol syndrome?
Chernobyl.
Orly Taitz? Doesn't sound Amurican to me.
so she was born in Soviet Union, in the territory of present-day Moldavia. She spent her childhood in a Communist Country. And then attending university in Israel, which is in Middle East. And then she married a Latvian-born migrant.
Yep sounds 100% American to me….
She's obviously a sleeper agent, sent to wreak havoc.
well, it HAS been suggested she works for KGB/ Mossad? http://blll.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/29/3088525…
Moldova is just another word for Romania. So, she's a vampire, too.
Wow! This is bad. My wife is Moldovan. Guess I'll have to file for divorce now.
Not because of this, though – because of teh gayz' marriages which, as predicted, have now destroyed all the traditional marriages.
Don't argue. Just start dividing the kids & the assets. Pastor Rod Flash has spoken.
From the Powerhouse Church of the Presumptous Assumption?
awww, don't worry I hear you can just sell those Moldovan women on the open market however I'm not sure what kinda price she'll bring *used*?
Random question, but isn't Moldova the poorest nation in Europe, like practically developing world poor?
"Orly Taitz? Doesn't sound Amurican to me."
Try Oily Tits. Better?
Way better, sounds like a Hooters waitress.
Oily Taste? Orally Taints? Oil Based Paints?
Ok….This is a real clue that I should just go to sleep now.
She changed it from her birth name of Rusty Shackleford.
Hero Judge Mocks Orly Taitz For “Stupidity”
Well yeah. He had no other options really.
She could also be mocked for being ugly.
She could also be mocked for being ugly.
She's "Coyote Ugly", just like Lady Gaga or Amy Winehouse…
Well, he could have gone with insanity…
…then again, advocates for the mentally ill would have had a fit, and who can blame them? No, you're right…
If he mocked her for insanity, he would have been making fun of the mentally disabled, and therefore persecuting Sarah Palin.
could have charged her with contempt of court for bringing frivilous suits.
wasn't she already charged with a $20,000 fine for such antics. did she ever pay it?
why do they allow idiots to clog up the court system.
Justice Lambert is just jealous because he will never be hotter, wetter, or hornier than Orly Taitz
Bless
herhis heart, but Ann Coulter is not aging well.Needs Michele Bachmann's plastic surgeon.
There, my friend; got you up to 100p.
I thought Divine was dead?
Hey, don't pick on Divine! Mink Stole, however, would be the perfect actress to play Orly Taitz in the John Waters version of this story.
Maybe undead?
"These Improper Redactions" sounds like the next album from Death Cab for Cutie.
Drill, baby drill! No seriously, go back to dentistry, you hack.
If she's this incompetent when it comes to law, I *really* don't think you want her "redacting" the wrong four teeth.
Her stupid is painful to patients. Happy now?
Who said stupidity wasn't painful?
Future-Saint Barb said stupid should be painful.
Would you let her stick something in YOUR mouth?
Then you wake up and notice your shirt is tucked into your pants.
And you never tuck…
It's tucked in to hide your missing kidney.
Man, I'd go with a tack-hammer and rusty pliers before I let that deluded mascara-rancher near any of my orifices (orifi?).
"Man, I'd go with a tack-hammer and rusty pliers before I let that deluded mascara-rancher near any of my orifices (orifi?)."
I'm pretty sure a tack-hammer and rusty pliers are standard at Orly's dental dungeon. Remember what DDS stands for (dey died screaming).
Things have been awfully quiet on the birther front lately. Have our idiot-mutt media finally gotten tired of gnawing on that particular chew-toy?
You forgot "real estate agent," Orly's other great gift, along with dentistry and law. So many ways to hurt you!
I know! She's multi-talented. She's like the Ethan Hawke of the tea bagger movement.
What kind of fucking idiot would cheat on fucking Uma Thurman? Dude must have the IQ of Kortney's zucchini.
Great "gift" or did you mean "grift". She's got to be making money on this somehow.
Triple Threat Taitz
You forgot "real estate agent,
Is now a good time to buy real estate?
Now is always a good time to put a commission in her pocket…
You can’t lose in real estate – everybody knows that! They’re not making any more of it!
I read that on redstate… in 2006.
God's not makin' any more dirt!
Except in Hawaii
So they're giving out s.s. numbers in Kenya now? I'm just trying to connect the dots here!
♫ She's got Premier Khruschev eyes ♪
More like Amy Winehouse eyes.
Too soon?
Kinda dead-looking.
sarcastic nymph.
Gee, haven't seen that old favorite for a while. Good memory, fu.
Every time I see her, I can hear her shrieking, "CAKE IT ON! CAKE IT! I'm a pretty lady! CAAAAAKE IT!" Put down the mascara brush and back away slowly, girl.
Also, this: http://i44.tinypic.com/27y96xf.jpg
I dunno, she may be the first person to come out of prison looking exactly the same as when she went in.
Maybe the judge will do Murica a favorite and just come down from the bench, crack her across the mouth and get back to real work.
Like any good birthtard she cannot abort innocent digits, even if they are in a socialist security number. Praise Jesus!!
i want to see her Soviet Union Birth Certificate NOW !!!
If the judge has any sense of humor he should demand that after every statement she say "Keel Moose and Skwirl."
"This my sister, she number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! She have vagine like sleeve of wizard!"
Ah, famous girl, just like Oily Taint…
You have my vote for comment of the week, Manchu.
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Seconded
She's nowhere near as clever as Boris or Natasha.
My hero. The inspector, Little Nell, and I salute you.
i have to say though, this is a refreshing change from the fucking debt ceiling debate.
You can tell Orly Taits' dental patients at a glance — they're the ones with teeth coming out of their foreheads.
"Scussie, but Judge, sir, it was my thought that 'redact', it means to use a hi-lighter. This is all Obama's fault for being the foreign person!"
CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
She has my vote for the Dyslexic nomination right now
Dyslexics untie!
NoSLUT: Did you hear the one about the dislexic who walked into a bra?
Got a nippel in the eye?
VOTE TAITZ IN 2102!
Numbers are hard.
apparently wingnuts have an intrinsic difficulty dealing with Arabic numerals…
maybe we should use Roman numerals for Social Security numbers
To be fair, the Latin alphabet is pretty tough to deal with after a lifetime of Cyrillic.
them Ay-rab numbers must kill her then.
"Cyrillic"
Salud!
No it isn't. I know 6 alphabets and none of them are hard if you have normal intelligence.
"if you have normal intelligence"
Ahem.
Alphabet libel!
I had almost forgotten the Oily Taint existed. Thanks for nothing Blair.
Of course, there's a logical explanation, judge. She's a loon.
The Russians, they give us Ayn Rand. They give us Orly Taitz. They give the English Roman Abramovich.
If they could have figured a way to dislodge Rasputin from the Czarist court, they would have given him to the west, too.
I suppose it's only fair we take the bad with the good, though. We did get Nabakov, after all.
Also, half of Helen Mirren.
Can I have the top half?
Don't Stand So Close, Orly
and Sikorsky ,,
Please tell me Yakov Smirnoff is lying passed out in a ditch somewhere, for the next 30 years or so.
In Soviet Russia, ditch lies in you!
Shalom Aleichem (greeted at the landing by Mark Twain!)
I think I saw an episode just like this on "Matlock", except with a bunch of pretty '80s chicks in it. Maybe a string tie would help her cause. Or…how about Shelly Bachmann as co-counsel? That would be good.
"how about Shelly Bachmann as co-counsel?"
Unimaginable hijinks and hilarity.
Taitz & Bachmann, the new conservative legal drama fighting Sharia and Immigration Law wherever it may rear its ugly head.
"…Wherever Sharia and Immigration Law may rear its ugly head…"
Crazy Eyes and Oily Titz will raise their ugly heads!
"I think I saw an episode just like this on "Matlock""
You know Matlock is not real, right Grandpa?
I just love to say "Orly Taitz." See? It's funny! "Orly Taitz." "Orly Taitz." Ha!
LAZY TIT OR
RAT LIZ TOY
You know you have a fucked up name when the anagrams make more sense than the actual name.
Kukamonga!
Cowabunga!!
Eat my shorts.
My lawyer's breath smells like cat food.
Seattle!
The judge also said that getting Orly to get her pleading right was like pulling teeth.
That would have been wonderful!
“There is no logical explanation she can provide as to why she is now wasting the Court’s time, as well as staff’s time, with these improper redactions,” he wrote.
Because it's fun! Seriously, what else is she going to do with her time.
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Fix teeth ….
Seriously, didn't the judge at her last attempt to sue to see Obama's birth certificate tell her that is wasted any more of the court's time, she would be held in contempt and face possible disbarment?
I thought that was why she was going to sue the United States in international court for violating her human rights.
The woman is fucking insane.
But this is TOTALLY different. This is about Obama's Social Security number, not his birth certificate. You see? TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
It is truly a fine line between genius and insanity.
This effort is clearly a bridge too far.
Crown her Queen of All Cunts.
Well this caps it.
She seems determined to get to the root of this.
I wish she would just shut her pie cavity.
I've already got my filling of this…
We should all stop abscessing over this story.
I'd be completely floride if we ever let it drop completely.
The judge wants to put up a plaque to commemorate this historic proceeding.
Still, I'm partial to her.
This crazy bitch is still at it? How do we defund her?
That's one butt ugly woman. I feel sorry for the poor bastard who wakes up next to that every morning.
"Orly. I know you get horny in the morning, but kindly redact your digits."
Yep! And I'm wearing my beer glasses. She makes Ann Coulter look hawt.
I'm skeptical that anyone ever wakes up again after a night with that.
Crazy outside the bedroom = insanely awesome sexytime inside the bedroom (or on the kitchen counter, bathroom sink, car backseat, behind the dumpster next to KFC, etc etc etc)
Crazysex is the best. Until she starts showing up where you work.
Or calling you until your phone melts.
Or killing your kid's bunny rabbit.
"Crazysex is the best. Until she starts showing up where you work."
And they always do, don't they?
She meets a mental implant.
Her face is a porcine veneer.
Am I the only one who thinks Orly Taitz is really a bored Arianna Huffington in a blond wig? Kinda like that Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines thing, but not as stupid.
She barely disguises the accent. For shame, Arianna.
Orly Taitz
Sounds like a sexual position involving a toilet, clothespin and a raccoon…
Only with her it wouldn't be as fun.
I must be naive, but I believed that attention to detail was important in dentistry, real estate, and the law.
Only if you have teeth and property, and aim to either keep or be fairly compensated for same.
What would have given you the impression in the last four years that selling real estate involves any attention to detail?
Dear Commenters:
Haven't you learned anything in the last few weeks. Conservative women cannot be attacked for being sad, dumb, crazy bitches because that is sexism.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz? That's OK, cause she is a liberal.
If you don't accept thinking like a Conservative, how will you ever prove that you are not trying to impose Sharia Law on this country? Hell you all are probably from Kenya too.
Didn't you get the memo? Liberal women are all ugly, conservative women are prettier and smarter…and to say otherwise is sexist. I read it on Breitbart, so it must be true. They know all about sexism there.
I saw it on his new site, BigBeard.com (formerly BigFH.com).
Multiculturalist traitors.
Oily Taint!!!!
Orly and John Hinckley would look so good together as roommates.
Hey, leave Hinckley out of this.
He was in love with Jodie Foster and wanted to shoot Ronald Reagan
Orly, on the other hand, is crazy.
Sincere thanx for that insight. I'll never look at John Hinckley in quite the same way ever again.
Orly Taitz is trying to fuck Jodie Foster?
I was thinking more of Orly and Jeffrey Dahmer.
She has obviously redacted the last four digits of her IQ too.
That's at least two digits too many.
JP's counting the three digits to the right of the decimal.
Plus we all know they are zeros anyway.
Flatlined.
We need more false eyelashes in politics.
Nothing in the transcript about what she was (or wasn't) wearing?
I would never let this
womandentist anywhere near my orifice.Any of 'em.
And what exactly is she hiding behind that turtleneck collar? Redacting minds want to know!
She’s a real Martian beauty
A bona fide fruitie
She has nine hairs on her [redacted]
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
Finished with our nightmares she ain’t ♫
Anyway, this is short sighted of the court, as the first four numbers of Obama's SSN clearly show that he has the number of the beast.
I wonder. What will be the beast recieve monthly in SSI? Of course, he has to wait until 67.66 years to recieve it.
Is it possible to redact a person?
Or at least deport her?
Has anyone seen Orly Taitz's long-form birth certificate? Can she prove that she's an actual human being?
If she's as good at dentistry as she is with the law, then I don't know that we are an exceptional nation anymore.
An idiot wasting the courts time? Who'da thunk it?
I do not get why Oily Taintz has not been more severely sanctioned for this frivolous bullshit.
Black. President.
Only product liability and labor lawsuits are frivolous.
Has Orly Taitz'd on that hideous kohl-like eyeliner?
Yet somehow, she always manages to redact the N from her last name, Taint. Maybe it's because she manages to be both tge cunt and the asshole, which I guess is impressive in its own fucked up way.
She's like a Liza Minnelli Tammy Faye Baker high bread. She's a genuinely ugly person.
Hey Blair, next time she's in the news can you put up a photo of Catherine Zeta Jones or that girl with the hot pepper.
Thumbs up for not correcting "high bread".
I don't have to look it up on urban dictionary after all? It was a mistake?
Holy gee, this woman's so batshit crazy, Michele BatShitKrayZMann will be hard put to defend her title. Read her "Snakes from the Scull of a Dead Horse" piece for evidence, if any is needed.
From "Tea Party Veteran" on Taitz' Big Internet Ball o' Hate:
we have no Leader and I always respected the office of the Presidency but how can I now respect a man who is trying to negate Congress and our U.S.Constitution along with our document which I served to Protect and Defend “The Declaration Of Independence” I will not see my children and grand children have nothing over my dead body.
Anyone who thinks he took an oath to defend the Declaration of Independence is either lying about being a veteran, or wasn't paying attention.
You forgot the third possibility, that he's a very stupid motherfucker. That's my answer, Regis.
"I will not see my children and grand children having nothing over my dead body."
And a writing genius too, also. So much wrong with the construction of that sentence. He also forgot to put in the words "until it was occupied by a black man" after "I always respected the office of the Presidency".
He also forgot to put in the words "until it was occupied by a black man" after "I always respected the office of the Presidency".
I thought that's what he meant by "negate".
You don't have to be smart to be in the military. It may hurt, if anything!
Her grammar needs an orthodontist.
Wasn't it Monica Goodling who thought she had a sworn an oath to George Bush?
Oily Taint!
"Don't forget the snake in the horse head,
Fast forward 800 years,
Support Bernie Sanders primary challenge, Barak will go out with a bang!"
That web page is some serious shit! She needs to do copy for Onion, she has a gift.
That poem (?? or whatever it is) should be read in a coffee house to the accompaniment of bongos.
So how long will it take the court to decide she's a one-woman harassment suit cottage industry and disbar her?
She'd fit right in with the Fred Phelps operation.
Orly Taitz: Because There's Just Not Enough Batshit.
In Soviet Russia, the digits redact you.
"“There is no logical explanation she can provide as to why she is now wasting the Court’s time, as well as staff’s time, with these improper redactions,” he wrote."
I've been saying for a long time that Taitz is Sasha Baron Cohen in drag working on his next movie. There's your logical explanation.
"Hero Judge Mocks Orly Taitz for "Stupidity""? Pfff, even I could do that. Watch me go!
ORLY TAITZ MAEKS THE GUYS IN IDIOCRACY LOOK SMART HERPADERP
There, now where's my medal?
I'm imagining her asking the judge "Are you mocking me, sir?" in her best Fred Gywnne voice.
I dunno, but this is a good Twilight Zone episode. Everybody around you is a secret Kenyan and you wake up to find it's cause you're actually in Kenya.
I think that the line "Plaintiff is either toying with the court or displaying her own stupidity" has got to be the best line ever penned in an opinion.
(redacted) is a fucking conspiratorial (redacted) smelly twat (redacted)
I, for one, look forward to the inevitable merger of cartoonish legal giants which will create the firm of Taitz & Hutz, P.A.
I just love it when this dipshit pops up on Wonkette 'cause I love writing "Oily Taint". But seriously, how stupid do you have to be to keep repeating the same idiotic error? I mean if she is that dense being a lawyer would you go to her for dental work?
I have a cat named Orly, after the airport, not this crazy cunt. Been thinking of changing his name to Charles DeGaul. Maybe he'll stop pissing on my pillow.
Her wig must be too tight.
Or wet, or hot.
The woman obviously needs some oral magic. Somebody needs to take one for the team and muff dive.
Nail a two-by-four across my ass boys, I'm going in!
Preferably someone with a big, oozing cold sore.
In Orly's defense, I don't know if any of you have noticed, but the president is black
When is someone going to "redact" Oily Taintz?
Taitz also has 7 lawsuits pending concerning the fraudulent Jewel-Osco Preferred Customer Card Obama used while residing in Illinois to scam the supermarket out of hundreds of dollars in savings.
I know I'm gullible, but this has the ring of truth!
Jewel-Osco reference. Cool.
OK – I'll be the first to say it. "There's justice, after all…"
OT, but here's the latest wingnut meme about the debt crisis: Barry wants a default so he can assume "dictatorial powers" to decide whom to pay and whom not to pay. Why didn't we see this coming?
And now the Dems are wanting him to invoke the 14th amendment, which will only make the "dictator" shit worse.
He's been looking for an excuse to seize dictatorial powers from the start. Remember when he cancelled the 2010 elections? Seized all the guns? Rounded up all the Patriots and put 'em in FEMA camps? Took all the Patriots' children from their families and sent 'em to toil in his private army reeducation camps? All these prophecies have come to pass, and many more will as well.
WOLVERINES!
Oh, that's just because they'd genuinely rather see the US ruined than for it to continue without their dictating the terms under which it does so.
Are you kidding? It's ALWAYS like this. They have zero ability to measure the consequences of the shit they are bitching about at any given time. Zero.
Take immigration:
Wingnuts: The messicans are ruining the country! Urgl splot spit!
Dems: Okay, so in order for anyone, like employers, to know who is legal and for how long, we need a national id.
Wingnuts: National Id's! fascism!! Hitler Hitler North American Highway! Double Urgl!! Choke!
Do these theories began as honest (yet woefully misguided) wonderings or are they out right misinformation to see what idiot bites????
Hard to believe this woman (and I use the term very loosely) is not a regular on "Jersey Shore."
We'll just stick with the medical waste on the beaches, thanks all the same.
Hi, Orly! Long time no see! So thoughtful of you to put the root canals on hold and run out the deposit on that cute little duplex in order to provide some much-needed levity in a courtroom.
While our great but stressed out nation hovers on the brink of default, it is inspiring to know that great Americans such as yourself are prepared to offer a moment of hilarity to momentarily lighten our burden of gloom and doom.
Have a good day, and remember, you can't spell redact without red! Or act!
Couldn't he have mocked her for that head of wilted cabbage on her head she calls hair?
Hey, let's masturbate!
I have some Orly Taitz masturbation material. The kind men like. I think about it all the time.
http://wonkette.com/412157/heres-some-great-news-…
Well, that's all very well for the gentlemen, but what are we ladies supposed to do?
What can you do, other than to aspire to be like her – "hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho… "
Jesus God, I just made myself sick.
The scary part in court was when Taitz kept repeating "is it safe? is it safe?"
Look at my photo. I am such a hot tranny it is quite unbelievable that i have been fooling everyone for so long.
This woman belongs on Judge Judy. That would be stellar!
I'm surprised and amazed to see her show up in Wonkette pages again!!
AND ugly! Don't forget Ugly! I mean butt-ugly.
I wouldn't let this bitch anywhere near the teeth of even my worst enemy. If she's a dentist, than I'm the legitimate Duchess of Cornwall.
Orly, don't retreat; refile!
"I wouldn't let this bitch anywhere near the teeth of even my worst enemy."
My worst enemy, you say?
*thinks about evil ex-boss and ex-in-laws from hell*
*tents fingertips*
Muhahaha!
This entire blog can be shipped to Kenya; no one has lost any.
This entire concept is manufactured from USDA Prime Win.
Line from the episode The President Must Go
"If we over-reach, you must impeach!"
I would like to implant my foot in her gums.
I'm bracing myself for the next round of this lunacy.
Wait no, that's orthodonture.
I question the wisdom of that action.
Her bark is worse than her bitewing. Somebody stop me, please !!!
The root of her problem is her canine visage.
I can't stop either, it's impacted in me now.
I must get a retainer for my lawyer.
I just need to rinse and spit.
I find her lacking in wisdom.
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