For a brief moment of Internet Time, everybody on the Internet loved the NMA wacky Taiwanese animated YouTube versions of the latest U.S. political scandals. And then, like everything, these videos (and the whole concept) got old. In desperation, NMA began featuring an alive hot Hipster Asian Girl to do introductions for the cartoons, and then it just felt forced and lame, like one of those gals in a “sexy goth cheerleader costume” trying to sell you grunge jello shots or whatever, at the sports bar. But, in the short and tawdry career of the first Taiwanese American to (briefly) serve in the U.S. Congress, NMA’s intentionally bad video animators finally got the story they always wanted.
Goodbye, David Wu! Thanks for giving these video nerds a farewell present:
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Tiger suit and a girl with a whip? Kinky. How much does that cost?
One congressional seat.
I'm pretty sure the woman with a whip is supposed to be Nancy Pelosi….
I am strangely aroused by that whole video.
well now I know where taiwanese babies come from!
A Wu With a View
Like an episode of Ni Hao Kai Lan gone bad.
De bi is a vulgar word often heard in Beijing.
Beijingers have a habit of blindly adoring reproductive organs: they often add the word bi [slang for vagina] to express their meaning more clearly or for greater effect.
For example, a motorized scooter for disabled people is often called can mo [short for disabled person's motorbike], but for Beijingers, it's called a que bi le, which you might translate as 'fun for lame cunts'.
It is a little insulting to disabled people, but it is really representative of Beijing humor.
It is not worth promoting this kind of humor, but from all these words that are made using bi, we can tell what Beijingers are thinking about all the time.
(I've been looking for an excuse to post this little article)
I want to go to Beijing ASAP.
"Is Nancy Pelosi unhappy with David Wu? I think so too. Let's go ask her!"
Crouching Furry, Tiny Penis.
This old dirty bastard should change his name to "Big Baby Buddha."
Wu who!!!
Hong Kong Taiwan Mumbai Bombay Constantinople Taipei?
I can't keep any of those Chinese places straight.
Wonkette Jr:
Why no link for "gals in a 'sexy goth cheerleader costume'"? I just can't get understand the rest of your post without that link.
Here you go. Once again it's up to me to bring the sexy.
Yes, please. Where do I order the 12-pack? And do they come with the costumes, or do I have to provide those separately?
Once you get them all home, the first thing you do is take off the costumes, so I wouldn't even bother. But I'm thrifty like that.
Thank you for supplying the context, Sexy. I plan to study this hard tonight after work.
goth + pirate = awesome.
I love that voodo that Wu do so well. It earns Yu a whippin from Nancy. And Whu wouldn't want that?
Just in case anyone missed it here is the Taiwanese animators' awesomely-not-safe-for-work take on the recent nuptials in Olde Blighty, as commissioned by The Daily Show.
You can always count on the Daily Show to put things into their proper perspective.
Now I'm going to have to watch The Fly again just to get David Wu's birth scene out of my head.
I'm still waiting for the Allen West animation.
Or Pawlenty. Who am I fooling, nobody can animate Pawzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hah! T-Paw is like a Candlejack of boredom, only he's also zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
Would that be Alan working the Glory Hole at the bath house I don't think I need to see that.
Just when I though he was going to drop his pants and pull it out, his eyes went red and he turned into a large bear. Sure, there's some spanking, but I'm not sure it counts as porn if I have to work too hard for it.
I think it's a shoo-in for an Oscar in the category best animated short on the theme of a congressional sex scandal. Unless, of course, someone tackles Diapergate.
No, I'm sorry, David. That's not what "pitching wu" means.
Or even a tent.
Thinks he's in Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.
I hope he gets the help he needs, and it sounds like he needs much. Furry, attempted diddilation of a *donor's* daughter. The mass staff resignation sounds like the lot came to the conclusion that this guy was an incident waiting to happen (and whaddaya know, it did) not unlike Newtie's campaign staff, Wu seems to be more than your garden variety sociopathic horndog like Newtie, Wu needs an interaction, soon.
For fuck sake stop using the noble hotdog as a codpiece. I haven’t been able to eat at Gray's Papaya in months, God I miss the recession special.
You can still get the Banana Daiquiri
So. That's what goes on in those sports bars.
It's like a Greek tragedy, sorta: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3460/3193793979_95...
too good !!!
oh that is just fine.
Ah, the delights of a classical edumacation.
Those wacky animators sure know how to Tai wan on!
I'm going with a Bruce Lee theme:
Fur Suits of Fury
Enter the Classmate
Looking forward to seeing David Wu on the next Extreme Elimination Challenge
I thought eliminating was Vitter's fetish
And Pelosi was clearly whistling "When the Whip Comes Down" and not "Dixie." She's warming up for 2012 and getting to lay a righteous whipping on an evil orange Boner.
Wu's performance at 0:48 in the video puts Boehner's marquee act to shame.
that was very disturbing. i thought it was blood.
Too bad that classmate was not the one with the whip…
Parents, time to stock up on back to school supplies!
"sexy goth cheerleader costume"
No such thing since Goths hate everything and everyone that isn't wearing all black with a dogcollar and slave pants…
I for one enjoyed the part where Nancy Pelosi horsewhipped a grown man. Hopefully it'll give our teatard friends plenty of nightmares. (Edited to add: on second thought, they'll probably like that part, and I don't want to think about it any further.)
Nancy Pelosi has probably wished she could use a bull whip on some of these guys herself.
Why is Rob Lowe wearing a hot dog?
i love these fucking things. seriously, they are like foul x-rated claymation shorts.
There's a "Career Killer" photo booth? Where, pray tell??
The bear transformation was a bit of a surprise.
Are you with me David Wu
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that I once knew
Are you crazy are you high
Or just an ordinary guy
Have you done all you can do
Are you with me David
. . .
Are you with me David Wu
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that I once knew
She is lovely yes she's sly
And you're an ordinary guy
Has she finally got to you
Can you hear me David
It is lucky that David Wu is Taiwanese, because maybe he can find the humor in the NMA videos and translate it for the rest of us. He was great in the first Hangover movie, though.
"Oh, Cantor, he harmless. He invest in my business".
"& what business is that, Wu?"
"Not your business, pretty-boy".
The Wu video is hilarious, but the other one, about aerobics, with the hot Asian chick, is terrible. The girl is hot–very hot–but gawd is she terrible on screen. She has zero screen presence, she doesn't speak well, and she just bumbles the whole thing. But the Wu video is hilarious.
This clazy rittle plick berrongs in Congless.
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