WINGNUTS  8:03 am July 25, 2011

Norway’s Mass Murderer Also Euro-Teabagger & Right-Wing Blog Wingnut

by Wonkette Jr.

Did right-wing hate blogs make the Norwegian psychopath kill all those people? No, of course not. But when violent crazy people have a “safe place” (the right-wing hate Web) to spout their vile hatred and violent fantasies alongside a bunch of other dingbat people who despise various ethnicities and cultures, the situation certainly isn’t helped.

Former British ambassador Craig Murray writes:

Anders Behring Breivik posted links to the Atlas Shrugs website of the Tea Party’s Pamela Geller. Here you can see him under the name of Anders Behring (his middle name) posting links to Geller’s “Atlas Shrugs” site. That cache page is bing translated from Norwegian.

Can we just, uhh, wash out the world, with some nice No More Tears shampoo, and go back to maybe Summer 2001 or so and start over? [Craig Murray]

 
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Troubledog July 25, 2011 at 8:17 am

He's a real American hero. Fertilizer bomb and everything.

Can't wait for this guy and Ollie North to start doing a show together. To keep us safe from terror. Fits right in the slot between Mark Levin and that hideous little anchor baby Malkin.

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:16 pm

Needz moar G. Gordon Liddy somewhere in there.

Troubledog July 26, 2011 at 12:08 am

And Goldline! Surely there will be a Beck Network.

Oblios_Cap July 25, 2011 at 8:18 am

These followers of the "Prince of Peace" sure are a hateful bunch. Are they sure they're worshipping the right god?

finallyhappy July 25, 2011 at 8:36 am

All the commenters saying how he can't be a Christian because he committed violent acts. Of course, if he had killed Moslems, he would just be another savior

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:10 am

Can't be a Christian? Hell, he can't even be a conservative! Anders Breivig is a liberal, after Saul Alinsky's heart!

DahBoner July 25, 2011 at 11:03 am

American Teabaggers aren't Christians, either.

They lie and bear false witness against their neighbors.

Fare la Volpe July 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm

They somehow rewrote Jared Lee Loughner – the silverbug jew-hating Randian – into a raging hippie liberal, so nothing is really above these wackos.

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:18 pm

Yeah, 'cause he liked marijuana.

bureaucrap July 25, 2011 at 9:32 am

It's right there in the new, improved, testament: As soon as everyone follows the Prince of Peace, there will be peace. Until then, all bets are off.

GhostBuggy July 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Prince of Peace? That don't sound like no Jezus I learnt about in church. Sounds kinda like some Muslin voodoo to me, "peace" and all that. Kinda real Muslin.

spinozasgod July 25, 2011 at 10:02 am

If only the world worshipped the one True superior being……his noodlie appendages of love are waiting for YOU …….

Oblios_Cap July 25, 2011 at 10:20 am

I worshipped him by making spaghetti sauce and pasta last night!

mayor_quimby July 25, 2011 at 10:37 am

Who can doubt the unconditional love that exudes from a perfectly done chicken parm?
Nobody, that's who.

finallyhappy July 25, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Ramen, Brother!!!

Grief_Lessons July 25, 2011 at 8:18 am

This website is my safe place. It nurtures my tendencies to mock, lament, and drink.

Limeylizzie July 25, 2011 at 8:58 am

Oh so true, I sometimes wonder what I would do if the Wonkette went away.

Grief_Lessons July 25, 2011 at 9:04 am

We'll always have Butterstick.

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 9:17 am

and Skoalrebel.

Limeylizzie July 25, 2011 at 9:19 am

We thought we would always have Ken.

Ken Layne July 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Butterstick was repo'd by China, remember? http://wonkette.com/413542/china-tired-of-loaing-

Grief_Lessons July 25, 2011 at 1:14 pm

I think it's implied that we'll always have the memories of Butterstick, rather than Butterstick himself.

I'm not into sharing personal info on the Internet, but I do feel comfortable revealing that Limeylizzie and I have never had a three-way with that, or any other, panda.

Beowoof July 25, 2011 at 11:08 am

It was frightening when the fear struck us back in May. I was even offering to spend cash to join a group to keep a version of Wonkette alive.

Ken Layne July 25, 2011 at 1:06 pm

All those offers of cash have not been forgotten! We will come a-callin' at the hour of the Dark Lord's choosing.

user-of-owls July 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm

You sure look different since you left.

Fare la Volpe July 25, 2011 at 11:34 am

We'll always have Triggergate.

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 1:16 pm

That's reason no. 1 why I don't want Jack to come back. He singlehandedly extended Duh Guvnor's shelf-life thru the summer. He made her a victim, again, & she ran with it as far as she could.

GOPCrusher July 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm

LOL. Her movie made 24,000 this weekend and is being pulled. It will be available as PPV on DirectTv, Dish, and cable systems that offer PPV on Sept 1st. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/24/idUS111

Ken Layne July 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm

We will not go away!

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Drink?

freakishlywrong July 25, 2011 at 9:01 am

And rant. If I ranted like I do here, I'd have been in the hoosegow years ago.

Limeylizzie July 25, 2011 at 9:33 am

If I used the word "cunt" in my real life as much as I do here, I would be in the next cell!

Rarian Rakista July 25, 2011 at 9:53 am

I say son of a cunt all the time in the reals world.

vulpes82 July 25, 2011 at 10:03 am

Group hug!

Oblios_Cap July 25, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Group grope is the proper way to say it.

user-of-owls July 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Let there be frottage for all !!

deanbooth July 25, 2011 at 8:23 am

I worry someday a Wonketteer will show up on the front page holding a bag of dicks.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 25, 2011 at 8:32 am

Rat dicks I hope cause people dicks would be kind of creepy.

weejee July 25, 2011 at 8:38 am

And only lightly salted.

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 9:18 am

New, Rat Dick Cracklins, coming to a convenience store near you. Look for them next to the Skoal rack at the register.

trampndirtdown July 25, 2011 at 9:48 am

Now in Teryaki!

Preferred Customer July 25, 2011 at 9:32 am

And you shall know them by their trail of trucknutz bombz.

tcaalaw July 25, 2011 at 9:39 am

It's a little known fact, but virtually all car bombers attach TruckNutz to their vehicles because it increases the deadliness of the blast from flying debris.

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:22 pm

If only we were so lucky. Unlike a lot of these sites, we'll never have to see a Wonketter on the front page holding a gun, unless it's a water gun filled with delicious whipped cream.

johnnyzhivago July 25, 2011 at 8:23 am

Yes, and a note to editors out there: don't forget Terrorist ™ is a registered trademark of Al Queda Jihad LLC.

Please stick to terms like "lunatic", "misguided youth", etc. when describing him.

freakishlywrong July 25, 2011 at 9:02 am

"Lone Wolf" and "Domestic terrorist" also acceptable.

BlueMonkeh July 25, 2011 at 9:04 am

no, no, no – white and blond – cannot use the "t" word.

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:11 am

Let's call him a Libunatic.

mumbly_joe July 25, 2011 at 9:28 am

"Domestic extremist" -without reference to what precisely he's an extremist of, naturally- seems to be the preferred term of art on Faux News, at very least

Chet Kincaid July 25, 2011 at 10:44 am

"Domestic"? Really? You mean right wing white supremacists AREN'T scared of genetic irrelevance worldwide? Well whew, that's a relief!

Doktor Zoom July 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

I thought a "domestic extremist" was someone who insisted on keeping their apartment spotless.

(looks around)

I'm glad I ain't one of those.

SpurningBeer July 25, 2011 at 8:25 am

Hey, bombers gonna bomb, shooters gonna shoot.

Guns and bombs don't kill people. Conservatives do.

Fox n Fiends July 25, 2011 at 12:36 pm

For years i've pondered starting a bumper sticker and t-shirt company with slogans like your 2nd sentence. I have a treasure trove of them awaiting ambition.

SpurningBeer July 25, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Me too. I've daydreamed a series of "Vote Republican Anyway" bumper stickers.

Jesus stood with the poor. Vote Republican anyway.

Billionaires and corporations minimize payrolls. Vote Republican anyway.

You get the idea.

Fox n Fiends July 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Brilliant!

Jesus died for your tax breaks.
Carter was a farmer. Reagan was an actor. Who did you trust?
The Chinese love the Job Creators!
and on and on and on….

arihaya July 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

yeah i remember that NRA meme … "Guns don't kill people". Now if he assault the youth camp not with gun but with Slim Jim how many people will get killed?

user-of-owls July 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Well, if you consider the very long term, and if he had a boat full of said Jim's, then you could conceivably say he slightly hastened the death of some of his 'victims' by contributing to heart disease.

Which really is sort of kinda like 'killing' if you think about it.

johnnyzhivago July 25, 2011 at 8:26 am

By the way, anyone who posts to Atlas Shrugged in NORWEGIAN is probably a suspected Al Queda plant themselves. I mean, did he ever hear of English?

Preferred Customer July 25, 2011 at 9:32 am

If it was good enough for Jesus…

weejee July 25, 2011 at 8:26 am

But obvs, Breivik was the fault of we lefties who rejoiced in the news from Norway and bathed in the blood so we laugh at the tightie righties like Sparky McDownfistie and not that of the pistol packing wingers' vitriol.

James Michael Curley July 25, 2011 at 9:57 am

Needs moar commas.

weejee July 25, 2011 at 10:11 am

Needz moar coffee.

fixed

James Michael Curley July 25, 2011 at 10:16 am

And a Danish.

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:28 pm

Now that's a…wait for it…Blood Libel!

SpurningBeer July 25, 2011 at 8:30 am

If Norway had our enlightened American Second Amendment gun culture, all the youths at the camp would have been armed, too, and all the Oslo office workers would have been packing ammonium nitrate, too.

Goonemeritus July 25, 2011 at 9:21 am

Agreed I would never send my kid to a summer camp were he wasn’t at least allowed to carry a concealed Limpet Mine.

AJWjr. July 25, 2011 at 12:02 pm
not that Dewey July 25, 2011 at 12:52 pm

HEY! That's Dr. Ignatius Pizza! One of my all-time favorite Wonket posts:
http://wonkette.com/410237/get-your-free-gun-befo

AJWjr. July 25, 2011 at 2:53 pm

That's him, alright. I've got some acreage about 4 miles from Front Sight, right across the border in California.

prommie July 25, 2011 at 9:50 am

Norway has a big gun culture, actually.

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:29 pm

And one WAY different than our own, with some pretty stringent laws and regulation.

Pres.Beeblebrox July 25, 2011 at 9:58 am

Sure, because when a nutjob opens fire in a place where everyone's packing heat legally, no one dies or is hurt. Like at an Arizona Congresswoman's public event, for example.

The myth of the open-carry crowd is that guns make everything safer and that even having a gun on your person deters others from going nuts on you. That assumes, of course, that you can pull out your piece in time, and that you are able to aim your shot well.

user-of-owls July 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm

…and that every single other person in the crowd is able to do so as well, which is obviously very very plausible.

Right?

ArmoredLibunatic July 25, 2011 at 3:35 pm

You may as well expect every driver on public roads to be an expert car ninja, by that logic. Hell, I heard that before the days of the seat belt, that's what they actually tried. Who needs safety when everyone is (in a perfect world) a hard-boiled pro?

Steverino247 July 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm

I was in the infantry (you know, where rifle marksmanship is taught and you actually fire weapons a lot) and damned few qualified as expert.

user-of-owls July 25, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Damn straight. I don't even bother to bring my laptop to the office anymore. There's no room for it in my backpack, what with all the Semtex and ball bearings in there.

GOPCrusher July 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Didn't help the people at the Texas roller rink, and that's one place I figured everyone would be packing. Plus, being Texans, they are all crack shots.

finallyhappy July 25, 2011 at 8:33 am

Breivik(D) on Fox yet?

CrankyLttlCamperette July 25, 2011 at 10:49 am

They're doing the decent thing and waiting a bit before sending him his contract…

emmelemm July 25, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Well, they could certainly argue he's a socialist, since he lives in a socialist country and all.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 25, 2011 at 8:37 am

I found this troll turd in my email this morning. They're faster than usual this time to blame anyone but themselves. But then, to accept responsibility would take a smidgen of empathy, self awareness and would be unconservative.

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Some info about Libs thank Breivik:
Description: Dems LOVE IT that so many died in Norway, so they can blame conservatives! If even 1 had been carrying, Breivik couldn't kill as many.
Reputation: 77
Follows: 1102
Followed by: 38
Blog: 30% of companies say they’ll stop offering coverage due to Obamcare

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Sue4466 July 25, 2011 at 8:44 am

So SpurningBeer up there in the comments wasn't far off in what the righties would be saying today.

I'd say SpurningBeer gets to pick my lotto numbers, if the right wasn't so fucking predictable in their responses.

johnnyzhivago July 25, 2011 at 8:47 am

Ha, ha…. Grandma actually DID read "Internet Explorer for Dummies" we sent her for her birthday!!!

RickPerryIsAGoon July 25, 2011 at 8:52 am

Wow, one size fits all argument: blame all violence on mooslims and when it's not mooslims, blame the victim. AKA sociopathic and lazy rationale about something that he has no fucking clue.

ManchuCandidate July 25, 2011 at 8:55 am

Got that notice last night, too. Real winner that one.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 25, 2011 at 9:01 am

Yeah, he/she/it follows 1102, someone needs a new hobby that doesn't involve masturbation and cheetoes.

Gleem_McShineys July 25, 2011 at 7:45 pm

"involve masturbation and cheetoes."

I believe you just let out the secret recipe for "lightly salted rat dicks".

Beowoof July 25, 2011 at 11:11 am

I am feeling left out, as I can never have enough downfist trolls following me. These folks just trying to shrink my p-ness, have the same effect in real life.

Beowoof July 25, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Well ask and you shall receive, he dropped his freedom pole long enough to click on following me.

elviouslyqueer July 25, 2011 at 12:33 pm

I know. I wasn't feeling the love either, but then presto! Spanky's back in my life again. *joy*

Limeylizzie July 25, 2011 at 8:59 am

That's that idiotic cunt 'Spanky2B" or whatever else he calls himself.

PsycWench July 25, 2011 at 9:00 am

I wonder how that guy sleeps at night.

Limeylizzie July 25, 2011 at 9:20 am

Alone.

TanzbodenKoenig July 25, 2011 at 10:30 am

The only sounds are the tick of the clock, his gentle sobs, and one hand fapping while he clicks pause on "The Undefeated"

DashboardBuddha July 25, 2011 at 10:31 am

Win!

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 9:20 am

You're assuming he does.

Crank_Tango July 25, 2011 at 11:57 am

on rubber sheets.

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 9:20 am

I think this happens every time he changes his screen name. I read the same email and promptly deleted it before reading the second line.

Saddest club in the world.

Limeylizzie July 25, 2011 at 9:34 am

The 27 Club, but in his case it's IQ not years.

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 9:46 am

Or perhaps millimeters, as it works out to penile length. (That's a little more than an inch in terms of Imperial Measurement, for you Lizzie.)

Pint is a pound, the world around!

Doktor Zoom July 25, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Actually, back when a bunch of us were adding [redacted] to our screen names, no new notices were sent. He's dropping and then re-following Wonketters so we'll get his important message, because he is Fighting Liberalism.

Steverino247 July 25, 2011 at 9:50 am

Yup. Got the same thing. For the record: I hate it that anybody got killed. I would LOVE IT had the crazy bastard blown himself up while making the bomb. Got that Spanky?

jetjaguar July 25, 2011 at 10:09 am

I got that one as well…

HI "Libs thank Breivik"!!!!!!11

PuckStopsHere July 25, 2011 at 11:11 am

This rank piece of shit found its way into my inbox, also. Think about it. All it took in Germany was a few short years of propaganda and they decided butchering all the Jews was sound public policy. We've had 30 years of propaganda in this country–starting with Reagan–and this is the level of hate and idiocy which results. Why would anyone be surprised? Disappointed, yes. But surprised? Hardly.

yyyaz July 25, 2011 at 12:57 pm

The original Lost Generation (TM) was a lot more fun. And educated, sophisticated, informed, self-aware, passionate about their politics and broke their bread in far better bistros.

AJWjr. July 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm

There's a simple little clicky thing in your intense debate dashboard so you don't get bothered when ol' spanky changes his name again.

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teebob2000 July 25, 2011 at 5:13 pm

It's just more page hits to keep our Beloved Wonkette rolling in the advertiser dough. Encourage the cretin.

starfanglednut July 25, 2011 at 8:37 am

That wasn't diagram of an evil right wing plot, it was just a map of a camp for children, covered with surveyor's marks. Duh.

SudsMcKenzie July 25, 2011 at 8:53 am

it was the summer of 2001,
Gary Condit and Shark attacks,
I got my wayfayers on.

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:25 am

Don't forget Stem-cell Research.

SudsMcKenzie July 25, 2011 at 9:41 am

Sharks!, godamn Sharks were all up in our grill. Sharks!

tcaalaw July 25, 2011 at 8:57 am

I trust Pamela Geller has already been flown to Gitmo and is being waterboarded for information as we speak! There could be a ticking timebomb out there people!

mannacler July 25, 2011 at 10:00 am

The torturer would probably end up shooting himself. An hour in a small room with Pammy would do that to anybody.

tcaalaw July 25, 2011 at 10:39 am

Wow, there's a whole pack of downfisters working today or Downfisty has created some sockpuppet accounts. That was a +9 post a half hour ago!

GhostBuggy July 25, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Unfortunately, waterboarding doesn't work on those with the "Innsmouth look," so no dice there.

HuddledMass July 25, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Upfist for the Lovecraft reference!

Oblios_Cap July 25, 2011 at 8:58 am

Some info about Libs thank Breivik:
Description: Dems LOVE IT that so many died in Norway, so they can blame conservatives! If even 1 had been carrying, Breivik couldn't kill as many.

It bears repeating: Some folks revel in ignorance like a pig wallows in shit.

Why do those assclowns assume libs love the fact that people were killed? All those Cheetos must rot their brains.

Rarian Rakista July 25, 2011 at 9:54 am

Just imagine the Cheeto and lotion happy trail that runs from crotch to mouth on these creatures.

James Michael Curley July 25, 2011 at 10:07 am

What ceaslessly amazes me is how many of America's, Freedom Fighting, Heavily Armed, Self Rightious, Second Amenment Spouting, Basement Dwelling, louts pretensiously claim that when faced with some one posting fire power they will be able to whip it out and actually shoot and maybe hit their target. I speak with experience when I say, if you haven't had to walk the walk, don't talk the talk.

Native_of_SL_UT July 25, 2011 at 11:51 am

A report I read said the first one killed was a security person, so that theory worked well.

Crank_Tango July 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm

If a second gun is the solution to the first gun, then is the first gun not the solution to the second?

jus_wonderin July 25, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Ouch. Don't twist my brain like that CT.

James Michael Curley July 25, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Sounds like a terminal case of someone’s yin stuck up their yang.

ArmoredLibunatic July 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Word. I read once that some concealed-carry guy at the Gabby Giffords shooting tried to intervene and almost shot the wrong person. That would've made an awesome case for wannabe cowboys throughout the country.

PsycWench July 25, 2011 at 8:59 am

It remains to be seen how Sarah Palin has been victimized by this.

Haha, no it doesn't, the right-wing blogosphere was already whining last night.

el_donaldo July 25, 2011 at 9:17 am

Jinx.

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 9:25 am

Dan Lyons shares your speculation:

"Waiting for Palin to Tweet/FB on Norway accusing "lamestream media" of "making it political." By Mon. a.m., meme hits Fox spin machine."

JustPixelz July 25, 2011 at 11:52 am

lutefisk libel

el_donaldo July 25, 2011 at 8:59 am

I think we're ignoring that Sarah Palin is the real victim here.

prommie July 25, 2011 at 9:48 am

Its a blood libel that she would ever advocate violence against liberals, and she will take aim and shoot and kill any liberal who suggests she ever did.

GOPCrusher July 25, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Leif Erikson sailed the oceans, ringing those bells, shooting those guns, and discovered America.

Troubledog July 26, 2011 at 12:32 am

Therefore, without delay, I present to you:

Blood Ocean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjpl64Tpco

ManchuCandidate July 25, 2011 at 9:01 am

"But he's a Mooslun PLANT!! It's a false flag op! Yeah, that's it He's really a lefty because in Euroland they're conservatives!!"

Too late for a lot of the wingnutters. Their minds have already locked themselves up in Lollipop Land where they're big, strong, brave war heroes who are smurt and sane and know everything and fit and married to a Supermodel who cooks and they've won the lottery so they don't have to pay any taxes unlike the reality they actually live in.

mumbly_joe July 25, 2011 at 9:25 am

Almost as amusing as the notion that this guy were somehow a liberal ficus is the stuff they cite as "evidence" that he's a liberal fern. So far, I've seen,

-He's a liberal geranium because the authorities seemed to figure out his right-wing bent awfully quickly after they captured him alive and searched his home.

-He's a liberal petunia because he mentions the Tea Party which is weird (despite the fact that he follows right-wing American blogs) and therefore the whole thing is a plot by liberal Americans to discredit teabaggers

-He's a liberal cactus because the things he allegedly wrote seem so over-the-top, and who ever heard of a right-winger sounding like a parody of themselves?

-He's a liberal aloe because to a freeper, the things he wrote sound pretty "moderate", which is objective proof that they are and the guy who wrote those things is clearly not the extremist who got captured.

-Okay, so maybe he's not a liberal philodendron, but it's still not his fault, because the Mooslins drove him to do it, by being around, in his society, so it's still really their fault.

I'm not sure amusing was the word I meant to use, above.

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:44 am

Forensics: how does it work?

Pres.Beeblebrox July 25, 2011 at 10:15 am

He's also a liberal tulip because conservatives in Norway are really liberals.

elviouslyqueer July 25, 2011 at 10:18 am

-Okay, so maybe he's not a liberal philodendron, but it's still not his fault, because the Mooslins drove him to do it, by being around, in his society, so it's still really their fault.

See, this is where the narrative gets all confuzed. Hated Muslins = good. Shot and killed innocent people = bad. Loved Pam Geller et al. = good. Massacred children = bad. Wingnut brains should be exploding from having to deal with these contradictions, if they only had brains to start with.

mumbly_joe July 25, 2011 at 12:11 pm

It's actually kind of interesting how even some of the "vast left-wing conspiracy" people have also switched into rationalizing mode.

One person wondered why he targed the center-left governing party and their children, instead of going out and killing muslims directly (lending credence to Chet's speculation below that there would have been more outspoken sympathy if he'd done so), and another person explained that he saw them as "collaborators", and thus fair game, and likened it to a stateside domestic terrorist targeting journalists. Which struck me as a single use of the phrase "one of us" away from actually being a self-aware statement., which is why I suspect that that particular commenter might have been a liberal kudzu.

Chet Kincaid July 25, 2011 at 10:56 am

I don't get the wingnut rank-and-file schizophrenia on this. They quite obviously support doing violence to save the Great White Race (as opposed to venting with irreverent violent snark, as some do here), but when one of them actually acts on this, they turn cartwheels trying to deny affinity. It's exactly the same as worshipping Hess as the Nazi Peacemaker, or denying the Holocaust when it's clear that they agree with it, and would love to see it revived today.

Of course, as others have said, if he had shot up a muslim summer camp, he would get a lot more love in the cesspool of rightwing anonymous commentary.

freakishlywrong July 25, 2011 at 9:07 am

I hate to say it. But this evil fascist is a Conservative's parents wet dream on what to bring home to meet the 'rents in this fun country.

Goonemeritus July 25, 2011 at 9:09 am

For a disengaged public to support war an enemy must first be dehumanized this has always been true. Fear and ignorance are the fuel that governments and radical ideologies exploit to convince people all over the world to do things they normally wouldn’t consider. There will always be people in our mist unbound by human decency but an anonymous community were they can fuel their worst thoughts surely can’t help. The internet is not the only culprit here, much of our media is almost as irresponsible as the worst poster on the worst web site.

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:24 am
horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:14 am

BLOD AEREKRENKELSE.

weejee July 25, 2011 at 9:30 am

Fellow Warshingtonians, don't you think this Breivik guy kinda looks like Kemper Freeman's stooge Tim Eyman?

mannacler July 25, 2011 at 10:01 am

I though thatt it was a picture of William Hurt from thirty years ago.

emmelemm July 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm

He certainly looks Nordic, thru-and-thru.

(Also, ugh, hate Tim Eyman with the white hot fire of a thousand suns.)

Mumbletypeg July 25, 2011 at 9:32 am

Breivik posted links to the Atlas Shrugs website of the Tea Party’s Pamela Geller

While I'd wish Way More Tears for this cretin-puppet, he's more likely to use Head & Shoulders; as it turns out, that little bitch sho' be telling him something!

Preferred Customer July 25, 2011 at 9:34 am

I wish the Norwegians would go back to worshipping Thor and Odin. They were so much more peaceful then.

Doktor Zoom July 25, 2011 at 1:12 pm

And those guys really got results

Preferred Customer July 25, 2011 at 5:02 pm

I am thinking of going to church, just so I can put that picture in the collection plate.

arihaya July 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm

I think every beach village from Portugal to Lower Saxony will strongly disagree with the notion 'peaceful"

metamarcisf July 25, 2011 at 9:35 am

The reason I was banned from Breitbart was that anytime that Pam Geller posted an article, my comment was always, "Hey Pam. Show us your tits." In hindsight, I should stayed more to the mass murder-as-solution-dogma.

whiterabid July 25, 2011 at 11:49 am

I respect your -88 p rating. On Friday, Big Hollywood had an article that said there was a 99.99% chance that Muslims were responsible. I was going to respond that I would take those odds for $1000 and go for the trifecta and predict that it would turn out to be a right wing extremist for another $1000. (A Labor Party youth camp?) But I didn't want to go into the red with 9999 downfists.

Oh, the hate piece has been removed from BH's site.

prommie July 25, 2011 at 9:45 am

Has anyone ever seen this guy and Ann Coulter in the same room? The resemblance is uncanny; is it Ann in drag? Oh, thats right, Ann Coulter IS Ann Coulter in drag.

exmartinette July 25, 2011 at 9:53 am

Here in Minnesota, it's comforting to note that the largest population of Norwegians outside Norway are happily represented in Congress by Keith Ellison.

Steverino247 July 25, 2011 at 9:55 am

For the benefit of those who truly believe the bullshit about "if others had been carrying" let me point out that nobody carries while swimming, frolicking at a youth camp or playing soccer at a picnic. Nobody. Also, it's highly unlikely teenagers would be carrying. Hell, if this happened in Sweden, there's a good chance all of them would have been nude. Norway is pretty uptight compared to their Swedish neighbors. (That's why there's a mountain range between the two countries.)

AJWjr. July 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Is this why we had to resort to danged fence-building?

Doktor Zoom July 25, 2011 at 1:18 pm

On another blog, I read that in the 70's, Monty Python's Life of Brian was banned in Norway because of it's supposed anti-Christian content. So in Sweden, the film was advertised as "So funny it was banned in Norway"

teebob2000 July 25, 2011 at 5:43 pm

Fuck you! REALLLLL 'Murican's carry ALL the time, you librul faggot!! As long as we got's assholes, there's ALWAYS a place to conceal a weapon!!!11

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:34 pm

Norway's prudish, Sweden is liberal, and Finland is, well…Finland.

starfanglednut July 25, 2011 at 10:08 am

Silly Steve, that just proves our point! All children everywhere, engaged in any activity, should be carrying automatic weapons easily purchased at the local video game store.

bflrtsplk July 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

They should be the prize in a box of Crackerjacks.

weejee July 25, 2011 at 10:09 am

Oh! He's just so butch. How can Kemper keep his hands off of him?

DashboardBuddha July 25, 2011 at 10:34 am

Wait a doggone minute here. He posted on the AtlasFapped website? Does his kind want to return Europe to its roots…doesn't that mean teeing up on the Jews as well?

Chet Kincaid July 25, 2011 at 11:12 am

Insane rightwingers like Pam Geller have the fantasy that if they go as racist as white supremacists on muslims, it somehow benefits Israel. It's neocon ideology as refined by syphilis, or something.

DashboardBuddha July 25, 2011 at 11:32 am

And don't forget that Israel needs to exist to usher Jesus back onto the world stage. After that, the Jews can go fuck themselves.

Chet Kincaid July 25, 2011 at 11:42 am

Hey Pammy: Making a devil's bargain with people who would have shoved you into the oven 70 years ago is not smart politics!

mavenmaven July 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Geller and her buddies hope they spend most their time hating on Moslems before they remember that they really hate Jews.

BaldarTFlagass July 25, 2011 at 10:46 am

You know who else had a last name that started with "Brei"?

whiterabid July 25, 2011 at 11:43 am

Ooops. Didn't see this one before posting.

Oblios_Cap July 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Hitler?

bflrtsplk July 25, 2011 at 11:05 am

You'd think that, seeing something like this on the news, some of these Wing Fluffernutters might turn to introspection and say to themselves, "Golly gee, mebbe wee gun tew fahr." Fat chance of that happening.

PuckStopsHere July 25, 2011 at 11:38 am

Naval lint and toe jam is about as introspective as that crowd gets. And buggers, also.

Indiepalin July 25, 2011 at 11:07 am

I get scared when I board a plane and see someone dressed in Norweigian garb.

Oblios_Cap July 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm

I get bloody stool just from watching "Deadliest Catch", what with those Hansens and Hillstrands and the like.

metamarcisf July 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Not to mention the late Cap'n Phil's family of dysfunctional drug addicts.

donner_froh July 25, 2011 at 11:19 am

Breivik is Glenn Beck with a gun.

Beowoof July 25, 2011 at 11:22 am

The right wing posters all suffer, including the guy in Norway, from a Rambo delusion. It is always fascinating to watch how the those who would shit their pants in a situation where they would have to respond with their guns react when evil such as this happens. They think they're Rambo, when in fact they couldn't get the fat asses off the couch.

teebob2000 July 25, 2011 at 5:45 pm

… weighed down by overconsumption of Cheetos and lutefisk.

GregComlish July 25, 2011 at 11:32 am

Norway's teabaggers are also big into the pathetic cosplay. Instead of dressing up as a minuteman, Breivik imagines himself as one of the Knights Templar. Why can't these fucks just join the Society of Creative Anachronisms instead threatening western democracies?

mavenmaven July 25, 2011 at 12:06 pm

In the US, they do both.

teebob2000 July 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm

As a druid high priest, I object to the association you're making!

GregComlish July 25, 2011 at 11:36 am

The only thing remotely surprising about Breivik is that he wasn't from Arizona.

whiterabid July 25, 2011 at 11:41 am

Is Breivik Norwegian for Breitbart?

arihaya July 25, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Andrew Breitbart – Anders Breivik

coincidence ??

LettucePrey July 25, 2011 at 12:07 pm

"I thought I made it clear the first time: Feed the hungry, be kind to strangers, clothe the naked, comfort the sick, visit the imprisoned. Don’t be judgmental. Love. I never told you to be a murderous asshat or to listen to Ayn Rand."
– Christianity for The Clueless Christian: A Course in Remedial Me by J. Christ

jus_wonderin July 25, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Oh, but any new texts would contradict the interpretation of the original texts. Most of them would tell J. Christ to go fuck himself…now-a-days.

mavenmaven July 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm

How long before Spanky2b's icon reads "Breivik Libunatic"?

not that Dewey July 25, 2011 at 12:18 pm

negative 3 hours.

mavenmaven July 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm

OMG, he really did. Don't those people have any shame?

fuflans July 25, 2011 at 12:10 pm

hey baggers!!! this is EXACTLY what you get when you call for second amendment solutions…

DashboardBuddha July 25, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Psycopath and unrepentant cunt, Libs thank Breivik is now following me. Seriously, if Intense Debate proclaims that it is the "world's premier commenting system", why doesn't it have a block function? You would think that the WPCS would have a way to block stalkers. This dude gives me the same creepy feeling I got when the priest asked me to help him move something in his office.

finallyhappy July 25, 2011 at 12:21 pm

I got three emails saying he was following me. How pathetic this thing is that he thinks anyone would be happy that anyone murdered children?

DashboardBuddha July 25, 2011 at 12:24 pm

"How pathetic"?

If pathos had mass, he would collapse into his own black whole of bitterness.

mavenmaven July 25, 2011 at 12:47 pm

That's spanky 2/spanky2b. He sits on his toilet all day and downfists. He's following over a thousand people so its not a big honor.

Doktor Zoom July 25, 2011 at 1:08 pm

I'd be willing to bet that Spanky2b has a Liberal Hunting Permit. You'll never guess who else photoshopped an image of something similar onto his pretend uniform (look at the arm).

Steverino247 July 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm

I've e-mailed "The guys from Intense Debate" with that complaint and gotten no response. Somebody will have to get killed or raped before that policy will change.

(Spanky. We're looking at you.)

teebob2000 July 25, 2011 at 5:49 pm

… help him move something in his orifice.

/fixed

AJWjr. July 25, 2011 at 12:22 pm

No true Nord would've come out of this alive. Pussy.

Redhead July 25, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Is it bad that one of my first thoughts when some of the details of the shooting started coming out was surprise that this happened in Norway before it happened in the US?

arihaya July 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm

this happened in US before it happened in Norway. See: Timothy McVeigh

Redhead July 25, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Sorry, should have clarified – I mean I though it would happen (this year/since the teabaggers started grabbing guns and screeching to reload) in the US before Norway.

GOPCrusher July 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

No. Because, like you, I figure it's not a matter of "if" but "when".

iburl July 25, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Big tough knight, shooting unarmed kids and blowing up buildings. Doesn't he know the only approved way to do those things is to be in the military, the "intelligence" services, or any various number of mercenary forces?

Fox n Fiends July 25, 2011 at 12:41 pm

No doubt that Breivik made Ted Nugent's cock do a war dance.

deleted5486674 July 25, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Don't miss philosopher-king Russ Douthat's incisive nyt column today, reassuring the world that this rightwing christian freak is nothing like american rightwing christian freaks.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/25/opinion/25douth

And reassures EU thinkers & philosophers that it's still okay to hate in the racial way.

PalinPussyPower July 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

If it gives any consolation at all to the Norwegians, I am happy to lobby for the export of Pam Geller to their country. Any consolation. Even the slightest. Once she arrives in Norway, they are free to set her ablaze, if for no other reason than to determine the flammability and boiling point of cosmetic facial fillers. Or you know, any reason at all. Any reason. No need to even give a reason, for that matter. Just do with her whatever you'd like. Please don't fret about returning her to the U.S. Go ahead and keep her. Dispose of her at your will.

GOPCrusher July 25, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Wonder what would happen, if Norway asks the U.S. to extradite Pam Geller for conspiracy to murder and terrorism?

AJWjr. July 25, 2011 at 2:03 pm

First, we'll need to research what treaties other than NATO Norway is signatory to. And then find the nearest nation that embraces capital punishment.

emmelemm July 25, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Hell, the Norwegians can't even give this mass-murder guy more than 21 years in prison. They're not about to set Pam Geller on fire (unfortunately).

Dürers Rhino July 25, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I sprained my neck from all the head shaking when the right wing websites went from 'Death to Islam!' to 'You can't hold all Christians responsible for the actions of one sick man!'

No sense of irony, these religious right-wingers.

HelmutNewton July 25, 2011 at 2:08 pm

You can almost SEE the cognitive dissonance going on in wingnut brains as you read the right-wing sites: "Sure, he killed a bunch of people, but that doesn't make him a *terrorist*. Or maybe he is a terrorist, but he's really a librul Manchurian Candidate who's been programmed to discredit the anti-Muslin movement in Europe. etc. etc."

assistantatlas July 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm

You guys, he's obviously not a teabagging right-winger. He's able to understand a foreign (to him) language and reads news from other parts of the world, which obviously makes him part of the librul elite. ….or a non-American.

Pres.Beeblebrox July 25, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Yay, "Libs thank Breivik", aka "Spanky", aka "Spanky2b", is e-stalking me now too. Please, Wonketteers, visit my profile so his disgusting avatars drop off my list of recent visitors. Ick.

emmelemm July 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm

I have followed you… I am not a troll, I promise. :)

I'm not sure if Spanky is re-following me – I might have turned off the "send me a notifying email" setting. (Ugh.)

arihaya July 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm

Glenn Beck has compared the innocent victims to the Hitler Youth ..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/

ttommyunger July 25, 2011 at 9:01 pm

Evil and cowardice are not news. The fact that this monster is only looking at 21 years in a fancy slammer is news. There are lots of grieving parents, uncles, sisters and brothers left by this tragedy. Maybe justice will be served after all, but not, apparently, by government.

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:38 pm

That's something I'm confused, about. I keep reading about this 21 years, but is that like a total maximum no matter how many first degree murders committed, or is that just a single "life" sentence?

Regardless, I hear for the type of crime he committed, there is a technical way to keep someone like him in prison, and that's when hecomes up for parole, he can be deemed "still dangerous" or some shit and imprisoned indefinitely. I hear that they actually keep the "worst of the worst" locked up using that tactic.

ttommyunger July 26, 2011 at 10:56 am

One can hope.

insider trading March 30, 2012 at 3:44 am

Based on International Monetary Fund estimates of 2008 GDP and purchasing power parity among the various currencies, the eurozone is the second largest economy in the world

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 10:03 am

Ken never left us. He's just become our divorced dad who doesn't necessarily keep the court-ordered visitation schedule.

CrankyLttlCamperette July 25, 2011 at 10:46 am

When two or three of us snark in Ken's name, he is here in our midst.

(Yep, yet another reason I'm gonna burn in hell)

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 11:05 am

or the payments.

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 11:10 am

Ken Layne sayeth:

"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy snark towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Grief_Lessons July 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Maybe Wonkette editors-emeritus, like Roman Emperors, become gods after they vanish from this veil of tears.

PuckStopsHere July 25, 2011 at 11:36 am

Does she have nice tits? Is this the sort of thing worth seeing? She's pretty ugly in any other regard.

elviouslyqueer July 25, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Gah, Jesus. DO NOT WANT.

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:20 pm

Or at least like Mormons, anyway.

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