ENDLESS CUMMER '11  1:28 am July 25, 2011

Furry Sex Creep Oregon Democrat Is Your New Anthony Weiner

by Wonkette Jr.

Looked better on John McCain.Who wants to hear about boring old “debt ceiling” issues such as old people being pushed into landfills because of no more money? What America needs is a Way To Laugh Again, and it got that bouquet of clown farts Sunday night as Madame Ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi called for an official inquisition against Oregon’s best-loved weirdo in Congress, Representative David Wu. What did Wu do, you ask? Well, his whole staff quit as soon as he was elected last year, and the bizarre “dressed in a tiger furry costume” self-pix he sent to everyone was just part of the problem. The latest outrage is that Wu allegedly “had an unwanted sexual encounter with the teen-aged daughter of a campaign donor.” Well if he didn’t want it, why did he (allegedly) do it? Oh wait, right, it was the teen who said DO NOT WANT to sexytime with a freak politician, maybe?

Reuters reports:

House of Representatives Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi said she will seek an ethics investigation Monday into sexual misconduct allegations against Representative David Wu.

Pelosi called for the investigation after reported accusations that the Oregon Democrat had an unwanted sexual encounter with the teen-aged daughter of a campaign donor.

But it will be fine, everybody, because David Wu says he’s been getting psychiatric treatment since February. And now that he’s in the House, experts say he will soon realize all his aberrant, awful behavior is the norm in Congress.

This should allow the Tea Party/Koch Brothers wing of American Politics the chance to sell off the national parks and make “thinking ’bout Muslims” punishable by death. [Reuters/USA Today]

 

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{ 146 comments }

memzilla July 25, 2011 at 1:34 am

Dealing with House Republicans on a daily basis might make any one of us do even worse.

Rarian Rakista July 25, 2011 at 9:58 am

I personally would be coming unto the house floor in underoos with a stack of bestiality porn by now.

anniegetyerfun July 25, 2011 at 1:42 am

Huh. I still would have hit it, until you got to the "sexual assault" part.

Fukui_sanYesOta July 25, 2011 at 4:39 am

So you go for that "furry democratic representative" thang until it gets forceful?

anniegetyerfun July 25, 2011 at 10:35 am

A little hair-pulling never hurt anyone, but going after a teenager? Not my cup of tea.

imissopus July 25, 2011 at 1:48 am

Wu's on second? Wu's on third? Wu's out at home? Details, dammit.

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:15 am

"Oh, my God, I think he's going to make it!"

DahBoner July 25, 2011 at 11:12 am

Wu who?

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Woo WHO?

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Sounds to me that's Wu's way-the-hell-out on Pluto, to me.

noodlesalad July 25, 2011 at 1:58 am

Apparently, people expect congress to only sexually abuse America as a whole. Specific congresscritters abusing specific Americans is totally unexpected, for some reason.

flamingpdog July 25, 2011 at 2:04 am

Hopefully he didn't use this line on the alleged victim.

SmutBoffin July 25, 2011 at 2:09 am

Wu represents me and everyone else in Portland and towards the coast. He has no legislative accomplishments in the 7 terms or whatever he's been in, is an all-around embarrassment, and now stands accused of sex-grossness (which, in this case, is an accurate accusation).

No one is really sorry to see him go, but it's unfortunate that this lady will have to begin her adult life as the cudgel by which Nancy Pelosi ejects Wu from his seat.

flamingpdog July 25, 2011 at 2:43 am

No snark, how does this guy keep getting renominated and re-elected?

SmutBoffin July 25, 2011 at 3:00 am

1) He's a really engaging person and good campaigner/fundraiser. (Probably not as smooth as his thinks he is, though.)

2) He doesn't really "lead", craft legislation, or go in front of TV cameras, but he's a consistent (D) vote on the floor and brings home the tech-pork.

3) His personal story as the first Chinese-American rep. is compelling.

Guppy06 July 25, 2011 at 4:41 am

"His personal story as the first Chinese-American rep. is compelling."

And now, with the first Chinese-American congressional sex scandal, his people have truly arrived!

It's enough to bring a tear to the eye.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Shonda fur die goyim. Or the Chinese equivalent thereof.

guangho July 25, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Wanna build a railroad baby?

Terry July 25, 2011 at 8:26 am

It probably took a while to find out that his quirks and eccentricities were more than that, too.

Swampgas_Man July 25, 2011 at 9:08 am

2a) Up to now he hasn't been accused of anything illegal, immoral or fattening, it just caught up to him lately — I assume.

Flitzy July 25, 2011 at 8:27 am

He's got tiger power, clearly.

He must go to Bayside, or something.

emmelemm July 25, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Tiger blood? #WINNING?

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 8:28 am

Toward the coast?

He covers Astoria to Cannon Beach, which, of concern to me, includes Gearhart.

I am sorry I have not been paying any attention to him, but this melt down has been going on for over a year.

Everyone is a little too relaxed in NW Oregon. Too much great Pinot, beach, mountains.

Rarian Rakista July 25, 2011 at 9:59 am

Don't forget our great marijuana.

guangho July 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm

I live in Queens. Rub it in whydontcha.

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 6:11 pm

Hey you can go to the Astor Place subway stop and see the beavers from Astoria Oregon. And you can probably get some ripple or mad-dog 20/20 from Astor Place wines.

(It is the Walmart version of the Oregon Coast. But its got no Wu-Wu.)

BlueMonkeh July 25, 2011 at 8:57 am

This is the kind of situation that makes term limits look good.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Until you realize that term limits would mean the end of such liberal/progressive stalwarts as Bernie Sanders, Barney Frank, Dennis Kucinich, Barbara Lee, Raul Grijalva, Henry Waxman, Nancy Pelosi, etc. Term limits are really only attractive to those constituents who are not pleased with the quality of their Congresscritters.

BlueMonkeh July 26, 2011 at 8:23 am

Yup.

That's why I qualified it to "this situation" – not an all caps termlimitzrgood.

Unfortunately, for every Bernie Sanders, there's at least 3 of the Ben Nelson genus (and he's my own critter), preventing someone better from stepping up and sucking up donations that could go to a better candidate/cause.

GOPCrusher July 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm

So, he's like Michele Bachmann, except she doesn't have the accusation of sexual impropriety, yet.

comrad_darkness July 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Ugh, you put me in mind of a strap-on and One-L shouting out "say green balloons! Say it!!!"

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:33 pm

She ought to. Between the "girls-only" fosterlings, the hiding in the bushes to spy on the Gay Day Parade (looking for Marcus?), and the embarrassing liplock with Gee, Dumb? Yeah, Bush!, she probably belongs in an institution for the sexually insane.

flamingpdog July 25, 2011 at 2:09 am

Is he a member of Wu-PoonTang Clan?

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 7:02 am

Protect ya neck?

LetUsBray July 25, 2011 at 2:12 am

So this is how it's going to be, the remaining non-Teabagger members of congress perving themselves out one by one?

I guess when a Teabagger politician turns out to be a perv and/or criminal it's no big deal because that is an essential part of the platform they ran on.

plinkleton July 25, 2011 at 2:19 am

of course some broad is going to come out of the woodwork and say unwanted sexual advances when a congressman on the left is vulnerable like Wu is right now. Of course the right is going to take advantage to finish him off.

SmutBoffin July 25, 2011 at 2:35 am

The woman in question is the daughter of a (D) donor and is being represented by a lawyer (David Swanson) who is a close ally of Pelosi.

Wu's seat is not really vulnerable as long as Wu is out of the picture…

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 8:33 am

David Swanson one of the premier progressive attorneys in Portland for the last 30 years, He should not be part of a right wing agenda. (I have been out of that loop for 15 years, but I can't imagine Swanson has changed significantly.)

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 9:03 pm

opps, Wrong David Swanson. The David Swanson from Portland died a few years ago. According to the Oregonian this David Swanson is from Orange Co.

I know nothing of this David Swanson.

Cicada July 25, 2011 at 5:57 am

Wu doesn't exactly have a sterling track record here. His entire staff quit for some reason, well before any of this came to light. That rings plenty of alarm bells right there. Also, he appeared to be having issues during the 2010 election when his campaign manager was keeping him away from public appearances. Given that the race was tighter than it should have been, Wu should have been out campaigning like crazy.

The Dems are probably better off with Wu out of the seat if he's as big of a mess as 2010 made him out to be. And, as SmutBoffin pointed out, Wu's seat will in all likelihood remain Dem even with his ouster.

donner_froh July 25, 2011 at 7:02 am

Wu should have been out campaigning like crazy.

Well, he does seem to have the crazy part down pretty well.

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 12:55 pm

You know who else's entire staff quit?

Cicada July 25, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Newt Gingrich?

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Li'l Ricky Santorum? Newt Gingrich? Michelle Bachmann?

Oh, whatthehell, I'm going with "All of them (Republican Presidential candidates), Katie."

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 6:14 pm

What's a Huntsman gotta do to get some attention around here?

His chief of staff quit! No one seems to care, it was like a tree falling in forest.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:34 pm

I would sort of tend to doubt that the underage daughter of a personal friend and campaign contributor would make up stuff like this. If he's been hitting on his friends-and-supporters' teenage kids, he deserves whatever he gets.

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 6:16 pm

what if he gets laid?

(Just to be clear: I don't think he deserves that.)

Kidneys4Sale July 25, 2011 at 2:24 am

When he checks into the state pen, will they hand him that fur suit instead of the standard orange? Because that would be a riot.

In his pooper, also.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:37 pm

He's not gonna get the state pen. That's for the common folk, like you and me.

Sorry. I seem to be having a bad case of the news-induced blues. I'll be all nice and normal again soon, insofar as it's possible, anyway.

tribbzthesquidz July 25, 2011 at 2:28 am

"Ever had Tiger Shrimp?"

guangho July 25, 2011 at 5:51 pm

Wanna taste my black bean sauce?

MistaEko July 25, 2011 at 2:43 am

A kooky Oregonian was Wu
Some young teen he did try to screw
Now the news is diverted towards his dealings perverted
As we bid a once proud nation adieu

SmutBoffin July 25, 2011 at 3:07 am

There once was a rep. from Taiwan
A lady, he tried to get "up on"
The girl said NO WAI,
and Pelosi said "Hey!
This jerk, he should really get gone."

Fukui_sanYesOta July 25, 2011 at 4:19 am

tiger gropes and laughs
a woman screams and fights off
career is done

Lascauxcaveman July 25, 2011 at 11:44 am

One more syllable, please.

Fukui_sanYesOta July 25, 2011 at 10:29 pm

That'll teach me to drink and post. Can't even do haiku. What a pissed-up cunt.

Should have been "career is over"

guangho July 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm

A man in a tiger suit
Gave himself the boot
Diverting our gaze from an oligarchy's loot
For his wad he did shoot

iburl July 25, 2011 at 2:59 am

Furry Inquiry

Crank_Tango July 25, 2011 at 3:12 am

Jeeze, who here hasn't had an unwanted sexual encounter with the daughter of a wealthy donor?

imissopus July 25, 2011 at 3:33 am

UNwanted, you say?

Oblios_Cap July 25, 2011 at 8:14 am

It would have been alright if the victim's parents weren't wealthy donors, though. Nothing to see there!

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Well, it's not like anybody has to care about Teh Poorz, or anything.

Terry July 25, 2011 at 8:28 am

Who here has a wealthy donor?

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 8:34 am

Are we all Wu today?

PsycWench July 25, 2011 at 8:55 am

Does it have to be a daughter?

OurHoboSenator July 25, 2011 at 9:08 am

Hitler?

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 6:17 pm

Adolf? Is that you?

Buzz Feedback July 25, 2011 at 3:34 am

When the Asians snap they go big.

facehead July 25, 2011 at 4:11 am

He's only wearing the tiger costume to hide the full-body diaper.

Rarian Rakista July 25, 2011 at 10:02 am

Does he shit though his nipples?

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Given the sterling qualities of our Congresscritters, more likely through his mouth.

Guppy06 July 25, 2011 at 4:32 am

You're supposed to fuck the lobbyist's family members. Donor's are supposed to be the ones paying to cover it up!

No wonder this asshat ran afoul of Congressional ethics, he was doing it backwards!

bumfug July 25, 2011 at 5:51 am

David Wu is not Anthony Weiner. David Wu is to Anthony Weiner as Ed Gein is to whoever the fuck that tickle-boy that nobody remembers is. Davis Wu is flat-out fucking nuts.

__kth__ July 25, 2011 at 8:49 am

But that's the question, isn't it: is he crazy? is he high? or is he just an ordinary guy?

Rarian Rakista July 25, 2011 at 10:03 am

Living in PDX, we say he represents the crazy homeless people living here.

bumfug July 25, 2011 at 10:14 pm

Yeah, I lived in Milwaukie for a few years then in Sellwood for a while. He reminds me mostly of the street guys I'd run into when I'd play Harvey's Comedy Club.

MiniMencken July 25, 2011 at 6:11 am

The more we coddle the heathen, rat-eating Chinee, with their opium dens and white slave women, the more the country goes down. I mean, look at this Wendi Deng woman, who is willing to fuck a liver-spotted, nodding out old Australian racist in order to get her hands on some of that sweet, sweet cash. These people will stop at nothing! The Asian Exclusion Act, or Johnson-Reed Act, made the threat quite explicit. Surely, we Wonketteers are willing to stand up to this vile invasion of our snarktastique virtual community!

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:18 am

This comment is perfectly inscrutable cromulent.

Lascauxcaveman July 25, 2011 at 11:48 am

Internment camps seem a reasonable solution, they worked just fine when we had to deal with these people before.

What? Pffft! Japanese, Chinese, same difference.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Too late. We're in here, already.

MLHencken July 25, 2011 at 7:06 am

Creepy Congresscritter is creepy.

And a critter, also.

donner_froh July 25, 2011 at 7:24 am

Wu wasn't making an unwanted sexual advance–he was just scent-marking his territory, like any self-respecting tiger does.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:42 pm

He pissed all over the poor kid? No wonder she's upset!

johnnyzhivago July 25, 2011 at 7:42 am

Are they so sure the donor's daugther wasn't somehow part of the campaign donation? I mean there's so much cash in politics, you can't really blame a contributor for wanting to do "something special" to get a little extra influence with their congressman.

DashboardBuddha July 25, 2011 at 8:02 am

Why should the Republicans have all the weird, illicit sex?

Radiotherapy® July 25, 2011 at 8:02 am

Another Asian Tiger who likes a little white tail. Maybe he ought to fire his caddy. Show up. Keep up. Shut up.

Weenus299 July 25, 2011 at 8:41 am

Tiger Children, Tiger woods, tiger-suited congressman, Clemson Tigers. Tigers everywhere should be embarrassed.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Why do you assume the girl in question is white?

rocktonsam July 25, 2011 at 8:04 am

cripes, these guys

philpjfry July 25, 2011 at 9:31 am

I couldn't agree more

gurukalehuru July 25, 2011 at 8:12 am

Teenager covers a whole lot of territory. 13 is seriously creepy, 14 is still pretty creepy, 15 is creepy but I've got to admit I'd be tempted, too, 16 is still illegal, of course, but you can always say you thought she was 24, as long as she's got tits the jury will believe you, 17 and up, go, Tiger, go!

(personal ethical sliding scales may differ)

riverside68 July 25, 2011 at 8:39 am

At this point in my life I must admit that anyone under about 30 looks like a teenager to me, and as firm as they may be, they appear to be children and all rate about 14 on your scale.

James Michael Curley July 25, 2011 at 9:39 am

After reading you post, my sliding scale is unusable.

tcaalaw July 25, 2011 at 10:37 am

Can I just upfinger that post rather than giving it the full fist? I'm not sure I agree 100% with the sliding scale analysis.

gurukalehuru July 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

Upfinger at 16. Full fist at 17.

Oblios_Cap July 25, 2011 at 8:15 am

Winnie the Pooh and Tigger, too / 2012.

starfanglednut July 25, 2011 at 8:26 am

What's really funny, among other things, is that the costume looks like it was purchased at a costume store (which congressional aide had to perform THAT hilarious task?), but the "paws" look like nothing more than orange and black striped socks from the clearance bin at Filene's basement. I'm guessing the costume had no paws, and the congressman deemed them necessary for some reason understood only by himself, so the aide got creative.

DashboardBuddha July 25, 2011 at 8:57 am

As in creative you mean, "Aw fuck as if buying a costume for this creep isn't bad enough, now he wants paws? Here congressman, striped socks…they look just like paws. No, the strips go that way for extra camouflage. Gotta go", then yeah.

Weenus299 July 25, 2011 at 8:36 am

Who wouldn't want to romp with the Tiger!? What better way to raise tiger children! Also, too.

baconzgood July 25, 2011 at 8:38 am

Is "an unwanted sexual encounter" the nice way of saying "rape"?

philpjfry July 25, 2011 at 9:32 am

Normaly, but in congress it is called business as usual. Arrogant fuckers

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Ask Dale.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm

It would appear to have been something short of intercourse. If it was rape, then the State could prosecute. They don't need the victim's consent.

CrunchyKnee July 25, 2011 at 8:41 am

Disappointed Asian dad is disappoint.

mumbly_joe July 25, 2011 at 8:58 am

Tiger dad?

weejee July 25, 2011 at 8:43 am

Gary Locke weeps. Wu who, Wu who?

Monsieur_Grumpe July 25, 2011 at 8:45 am

Hobbs? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

starfanglednut July 25, 2011 at 10:40 am

Oh, I love Calvin and Hobbes!

simplyblue7 July 25, 2011 at 8:49 am

In these hard economic times…I'm not sure I'd quit my job if my boss sent out furry pics.

BlueMonkeh July 25, 2011 at 8:56 am

Too bad for him he's not a Republican. He might have been able to hang onto his seat, Vitter style. (Dems seem to get rid of their pervs toute suite.)

But seriously, ICK! Shoo, creeper, shoo!

mumbly_joe July 25, 2011 at 8:57 am

Guys! I just want to point out something from that first Wonkete article about Wu:

He allegedly wandered around Oregon like an insane person, for one. Also, it appears he sent his staff e-mails like an insane person, along with photos of him dressing up like some kind of tiger furry. Wow! That’s one sex crime from the Wonkette Trifecta!

Guys, we need to get Jack back post-haste, because it's now clear that he's some sort of future-psychic. At very least, he needs to pick some lottery numbers for me.

SudsMcKenzie July 25, 2011 at 8:59 am

To David Woo, thanks for everything, SudsMckenzie.

DashboardBuddha July 25, 2011 at 9:01 am

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things.
Their dicks are made of rubber
The backs are made of springs.
They're
Humpy
Lumpy
Trumpy
Dumpy
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is our careers have run out of luck

Our careers have run out of luck!!

Allmighty_Manos July 25, 2011 at 9:07 am

"Pelosi called for the investigation after reported accusations that the Oregon Democrat had an unwanted sexual encounter with the teen-aged daughter of a campaign donor."

Ummm…isn't that considered rape?

MrFizzy July 25, 2011 at 9:09 am

Maybe we can get a Furries and Plushies Party going to counteract the teabaggers. The motto could be "I don't care about taxes, I just want to bone a six-foot raccoon".

el_donaldo July 25, 2011 at 9:11 am

I'm going to guess he was trying to dry hump her leg. You see it in dogs more than cats, but whatever. Donors should hand their daughters a squirt gun to discourage any unwanted behavior before entering a campaign event.

Mumbletypeg July 25, 2011 at 9:16 am

Flirting turned ugly when Wu misconstrued her pointing and giggling "Is that fur real?" as referring to something else.

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:20 am

WuT! There it is!

superdave July 25, 2011 at 9:20 am

As the only Taiwanese-American in Congress way to represent the land of my ancestors. Fucker.

Chet Kincaid July 25, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Taiwan is a state now?

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm

See what I mean? A shonda fur die goyim.

If you're Bhutanese and some Bhutanese gets busted in London for screaming incomprehensible nonsense at all and sundry, you feel like your entire ethnic group has been personally insulted, disgraced, horrified, and lost face as a result.

It's a good thing seppuku as a practice never quite made it out of insular Japan.

tcaalaw July 25, 2011 at 9:36 am

Today we are all teenage girls being molested by congressmen in tiger costumes!

trampndirtdown July 25, 2011 at 9:44 am

Needz moar wine coolers.

mannacler July 25, 2011 at 9:52 am

I'm Chris Hansen. Have a seat.

Chillwaver July 25, 2011 at 9:44 am

"David, I knew Anthony Wiener. You are no Wiener!"

- Andy Breitbart

horsedreamer_1 July 25, 2011 at 9:52 am

Breitbart should feel lucky Pelosi isn't the witch that Rightwingers paint her, otherwise, she'd be calling for investigation into Andy's conduct with Riley.

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 2:50 pm

"David, I knew Anthony's wWiener."

FIFY, no need to thank.

CapeClod July 25, 2011 at 9:56 am

Are you with me, David Wu?
Are really just a shadow of the man that I once knew?
Are you crazy, are you high?
Or just an ordinary guy?
Have you done all you can do?
Are you with me David? Are you with me David?

starfanglednut July 25, 2011 at 10:04 am

Frosted flakes, they're grrreat!

AJWjr. July 25, 2011 at 10:48 am

This should've come out on Fur-eye-day.

Also, tiger blood. Warlock brain. #winning!

SudsMcKenzie July 25, 2011 at 11:17 am

Did we need a "new" Anthony Weiner. I thought that would hold us for a while.

notreelyhelping July 25, 2011 at 11:29 am

At this point, Wu describes the sound his colleagues make when his tiger scent permeates the room.

jus_wonderin July 25, 2011 at 11:58 am

Knock. Knock. Wu's there.

comrad_darkness July 25, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Raaaaarrrrrrr . . . . hiss hiss . . . Do. Not. Want.

GOPCrusher July 25, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Actually, it sounds like he was the one that brought it to light. And said it was consensual.

comrad_darkness July 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm

At least he's not wearing a bear costume.

El Pinche July 25, 2011 at 1:16 pm

I think I found my new avatar.

Billmatic July 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm

So I think this guy should probably be introduced to Second Life where he can pretend to be a Tigerman and yiff to his heart's content.

assistantatlas July 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm

What the hell is this Congressman thinking? Only Catholic priests are allowed to engage in unwanted sexual encounters with teenagers…..

Chet Kincaid July 25, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Memo to Wu: We're buying "Tiger Domineering Moms" and "Tiger-Gold-Digger Ninja Wives," but "Tiger Nutjob Reps", not so much.

MinAgain July 25, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Sing with me!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things.
Their tops are made out of rubber.
Their bottoms are made out of springs.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!

benjo765 July 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

Sexually harass me once, shame on visibly wearing thongs etc!
Sexually harass me twice, shame on Wu!

ttommyunger July 25, 2011 at 9:04 pm

Must be dyslexic. Wu! Pay attention! You're supposed to fuck over the public FOR the Donors.

Negropolis July 25, 2011 at 11:44 pm

"unwanted sexual encounter"

I'm confused with how this is being worded in the media. Isn't this just plain ole rape, or was she above the age of consent?

Honestly, this dude should have resigned or been forced out even before the midterms. He's obviously not enough there to be a sitting Congresscritter, that's for damned sure.

Lascauxcaveman July 25, 2011 at 11:54 am

This guy seems to be the extroverted type. Maybe he just showed her his "Asian tiger."

PristineODummy July 25, 2011 at 6:22 pm

Huh … Huh … huh … hu …Huntsman? Who … hu …. hu … hoo … Who dat?

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