WAR ALL THE TIME  2:57 pm July 22, 2011

U.S. Wingnuts Ready To Pretend-Attack Norway Bombers/Shooters

by Wonkette Jr.

Always plotting against us, or Norway, wherever ....Nobody knows what’s really going on in Oslo or at the holiday camp island in Norway where a bombing and a shooting have left many people dead, but it’s always safe for American Idiots on the Internet to jump in with a suspect (“Muslims”) and a verdict (“guilty”) and a list of co-conspirators (“Obama and the liberals”) and a punishment (“kill ‘em all”). No matter that a tall blond man of “Norwegian appearance” and wearing a police uniform is described as the shooter on Norway’s Utoya Island — thee muslins are increasingly able to appear as whatever people or things they want to appear as, just like the Cylons or Harry Potter. Here’s what the foreign policy experts at FreeRepublic.com are saying about the attacks right now.

  • But thank God we’re safe here in the US with the man-thing Janet Napitalano focusing on “white terrorists” rather than worrying herself about Muslim terrorists. /s
  • As tragic as this is, at least when and if we ever get a president who really wants to fight terror, we’ll have reliable allies in the effort.
  • Execute everyone involved!
  • “Wipe them out….All of them!”
  • Insightful tweet:

    RayburnThompson R. Alex Thompson
    Dems just blocked a balanced budget, and there’s a terrorist attack in Norway… and #whenblackpeoplegetpaid is the top trending topic?

  • This will not stop until a real war on islam begins… and we all know that it is muslim demons that are doing this.
  • The Norwegians need to round up every Muslim in the country and send them packing, immediately. We need to do the same thing, but of course we never will.
  • That’s one thing the appeasers just don’t get. Sure they might not blow you up while you’re slowing giving up your way of life to theirs, but any holdups in that process will poush the warfare from cultural to general violence very quickly. Basically, submit or die. It’s what the islamics say and it’s what anyone with any sense understands. The PC types have no sense.
  • That second explosion is a fake.
  • Obviously this was retaliation by Islamic terrorists for the publication of cartoons 5, 6, years ago depicting Mohammad. As you can see Muslims never forget an affront… they are still fighting the invading Crusaders from 1500 years ago! We’re fighting this war on terrorism the wrong way. Instead of us just reacting to the threats and spending trillions of dollars in the process, what we need to do is that every time there’s a terrorist bombing we should select a Muslim city, at random, and bomb a few square blocks, equal to the terrorist bombing. That will give them something to think about…!
  • Interesting you mentioned them running the drug trade, I see reports the muslims push drugs in many non muslim countries. Interesting for such a devout people but they are victimizing non muslims, so it’s ok. I’ve also read they carry out Hatfield-McCoy type clan killings and wipe out muslim families down to the babies. They decide if you did something “wrong” to their family your whole seed is imperfect and they kill everyone. Meanwhile, we are taught how bad Christians are.
  • CNN called this a RANDOM act of terror
  • No. RANDOM would be if they killed Christane Amanpour.

Ugh.

 
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nounverb911 July 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Fox News demands that we Bomb Oslo now! Don't let the terrorists escape.

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:07 pm

But, but I knew a sweet young girl named Oslo Freeman when I was a young pup. Don't bomb her!!
Oh, wait, she was brown. Never mind.

Dashboard_Jesus July 23, 2011 at 12:30 am

This just in…"On a Facebook account that Norwegian media outlets have attributed to Breivik, he describes himself as having Christian, conservative views. He says he enjoys hunting, the games World of Warcraft and Modern Warfare 2, and lives in Oslo. He also lists political analysis and stock analysis as interests."

sweet holy jeebus, WHO coulda guessed it was a white, fascist/ right wing/ conservative gun nut/ capitalist/ video gamer fucktard?

Negropolis July 23, 2011 at 12:32 am

Paultards gone wild. This is your future, America, if things keep going the way they are going.

lumpenprole July 23, 2011 at 8:36 pm

Future? Timothy McVeigh.

SorosBot July 24, 2011 at 10:09 am

If Spanky wasn't banned, I'm sure he'd have some convoluted explanation to claim the guy was really a liberal.

Doktor Zoom July 24, 2011 at 12:00 pm

You know what? I'd honestly like to see him unbanned so we could ask him about this. After all, he was the one who, a few weeks ago, was talking about the need for "disinfecting" America of its liberal infestation. Wasn't he also the one who talked about libunatics as insects–rather like David Adkisson, the guy who shot up the Knoxville UU church in 2008, whose note said "Liberals are a pest like termites. Millions of them. Each little bite contributes to the downfall of this great nation." *

To be fair, Spanky didn't actually state the next part: "The only way we can rid ourselves of this evil is kill them in the streets. Kill them where they gather." But I'd like to examine his thoughts on the matter.

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* You know who else said "Liberals are like termites eating away the foundation of our country…this is a call to arms!"? Conservative hero Michael Reagan…and that was in 2010

Dashboard_Jesus July 24, 2011 at 11:33 pm

btw, this is a great site tracking all these *domestic terrorist* acts of violence just since BO became Prez, and of course many of them inspired by BecKKK and his insane clown posse of Teatards http://www.csgv.org/issues-and-campaigns/guns-dem

Come here a minute July 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Reports from the scene indicate the perpetrators are Norwegian wingnuts furious over free contraception.

Mahousu July 23, 2011 at 11:16 am

This is pretty close to the truth, sadly enough.

Allmighty_Manos July 22, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Forget FreeRepublic. Go to Yahoo news for genuine yahoos pontificating about the evils of Islam/NObama

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Seriously. I think most of them have been banhammered Freepers.

Rotundo_ July 22, 2011 at 5:01 pm

You know it's bad when Free Republic is the "intellectual alternative" to Yahoo.

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:17 pm

I think that was where I posted something saying maybe it wasn't Muslims(tall blond?) and my comment is hidden due to low ratings

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2011 at 12:55 am

But are the Yahoo posters as smart (IQ ca. 75) as the ones on YouTube?
I wouldn't want to waste my time reading the mindless spew of dumbfucks.

Dashboard_Jesus July 24, 2011 at 11:20 pm

Thank jeebus it turns out the murderer is just another rightwing, fascist, blond-blue-eyed, good ol fashioned Nazi…I'm sure 'Merkan racist/ fascist Xtain gun nuts will tone down their 'anti-Muslin jihadist' screeching to start a defense fund/ web site for their *brother-in-arms*…also, $carah Palin will find a way to make this about her, too

nounverb911 July 22, 2011 at 3:01 pm

What's God's approval rating in Norway now?

user-of-owls July 22, 2011 at 4:13 pm

About 5-7% higher than Newt's.

chicken_thief July 22, 2011 at 4:19 pm

But unlike T-Paw, He is still included in the poll.

Negropolis July 22, 2011 at 8:41 pm

Not nearly high enough, apparently.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:02 pm

It would be premature to overreact, but we must kill all Muslins now.

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 8:33 am

Thank you for being the voice of reason.

The scary thing is how Muslim terrorists are now blonde and blue-eyed. I will not be able to watch Fox News*\ babes without wondering what they're really thinking.

comrad_darkness July 24, 2011 at 9:42 pm

No worries, they are *never* thinking.

pinkocommi July 22, 2011 at 3:02 pm

"As tragic as this is, at least when and if we ever get a president who really wants to fight terror, we’ll have reliable allies in the effort."

Obama actually found and killed Osama Bin Laden, but is a president who does not really want to fight terror? The racially-motivated defiance of logic is staggering.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:04 pm

That's just what he wants you to believe.

SorosBot July 22, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Because, unlike the brave patriots at Free Republic, he does not want to enact a Final Solution to the imaginary Islamofascist threat and force all Muslim Americans into death camps while bombing the Middle East to death, for freedom, which makes him a commie-Nazi.

genxr July 22, 2011 at 3:45 pm

That was posted from a search sub somewhere in the Indian Ocean.

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Someone started to bleat to me about how we don't know if Osama was killed and the DNa wasn't real- etc. This because I was explaining to the public how we can track a certain whale(but not in the Indian Ocean)

millerdunwoody July 24, 2011 at 11:47 pm

Killed Osama? You probably think we landed guys on the Moon, too. Get with it, meat.

DemonicRage July 22, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Is this going to affect Ikea's rollback of the price of the plate of 16 very fat rich meatballs with the creamy, fatty sauce on it (currently $3.99)? This is the part of the story that America cares about.

MissusBarry July 22, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Totally different Scandanavian country with a substantial population of muslins not blowing shit up. Also, too, I've never liked Swedish meatballs (or anything besides bund-ost and limpa rye from the Swedish culinary realm)…Uncle Sven rolls over in his grave.

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:20 pm

But Ikea has an excellent price on its lox platter esp as compared to the lousy one stalish slice you get at Einstein Bagels on its overpriced lox and bagel. Where is there a decent lox and bagel in the DC area that isn't $12.95!!!!

MissusBarry July 22, 2011 at 6:37 pm

You schlep to Woodbridge (or, I think there's one in MD, now?) for lox? That's some dedication. Apologies that I'm from western NY, where you have to drive a couple hours to Cleveland to get lox, and I've never acquired the taste, so I have no recommendations. I'll ask around, though.

Also, too, while I'm not into the Swedish food, the booze is a whole other story…aquavit, Glögg, Tom & Jerry…yes, please.

V572 Hair of Destiny July 22, 2011 at 7:30 pm

What is it about melamine-veneered particle-board furniture that goes perfectly with fat-glazed meatballs?

Nothing?

All right, then carry on. But know that Ikeas in Italy look just like the ones in the US, and have the same stuff, and sell the same weird foods.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Another false-flag attack staged as a pretext for seizing Americans' guns.

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 4:31 pm

There were no terrorist attacks in Norway during the Bush Administration!

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 8:35 am

A self-evident truth worthy of Thaddeus McCotter.

starfanglednut July 23, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Just as Paul Revere warned us.

SorosBot July 22, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Yes, they're re-fighting the Crusades from 500 years before the start of the First Crusade.

BaldarTFlagass July 22, 2011 at 3:10 pm

And 100 years before the birth of Mohammed.

baconzgood July 22, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Facts smacts. USA USA!

Callyson July 22, 2011 at 4:03 pm

And this time they'll win for sure…USA!!! USA!!!

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:10 pm

That was not intended to be a factual statement.

Camaro Nova July 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm

They DID invoke Charles Martel in one of the comments …

comrad_darkness July 24, 2011 at 9:39 pm

And wouldn't the salient date be the most recent crusade anyway?

Of course, then you'd have to decide if Bush, in his holy war against the demons Gog and Magog, was still fighting a crusade. . . I guess I see the problem.

Ducksworthy July 22, 2011 at 3:03 pm

As muscular Jeebus said, kill 'em all and let muscular Jeebus sort 'em out. Amen. (PS. Muscular Jeebus is the anti-christ.)

Dashboard_Jesus July 23, 2011 at 12:22 am

hey now, jus' cuz I been workin' out lately don't mean ya gotta go all 'muscular jeebus' on me…a guy's gotta stay fit in *obese* 'Merka

donner_froh July 22, 2011 at 3:04 pm

The FreeRepublican commenters must have the real story since they are quoting Fox News and SkyNews which are always right about everything.

SorosBot July 22, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Hey, they'll have the real story of the messages left on the victims' voice mail!

JoshuaNorton July 22, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Obama and the liberals

Stoopit libs. Don't ever forget that popular John McCain came in SECOND in the last election. Nobama came in NEXT TO LAST.

Go ahead. Try and deny it

/teabagger rant

axmxz July 22, 2011 at 3:37 pm

That is a joke straight out of Communist Russia!

(Seriously, in the 70s there was a Russian joke about Soviet newspapers describing a race between Brezhnev and Carter: Brezhnev came in "second" and Carter "second to last.")

OneDollarJuana July 22, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Wait. Deport Muslims? I thought Messicans were the problem.

Swampgas_Man July 22, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Messican Muslins are the WORST!

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 4:32 pm

But at least they aren't the IRISH!

Sue4466 July 22, 2011 at 3:04 pm

It's been said before but bears repeating: Stupid should hurt. Or at least be taxed.

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:13 pm

And taxed progressively. 90% on Freepers.

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 4:33 pm

It is taxed. It's called the lottery.

Sue4466 July 22, 2011 at 4:56 pm

Yeah, but that one's voluntary. I want a mandatory tax with jack booted thugs coming to collect from the nonpayers.

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 8:37 am

Ouch! And now I can't afford to create moar jobz.

freakishlywrong July 22, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Thank you for wading in to the fetid fever swamp that is Free Retardlic, Wonkette Jr. I can no longer visit those sites with any sense of humor. Actually, it makes me weep.

elviouslyqueer July 22, 2011 at 4:07 pm

You're far more empathetic than am I. Just scrolling over some of those odious responses makes me either want to vomit or put my fist through the computer screen.

donner_froh July 22, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Rupert Murdoch's reporters (to use the term incorrectly) are hacking into the voice mail accounts of the parents of murdered children and the spouses of those killed the bombing.

Should result in great coverage.

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:13 pm

But Rupert knows nothing about it, for sure.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Ole and Lena jokes are BLOOD LIBEL!

SayItWithWookies July 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Stop — that joke is for the funeral.

zhubajie July 22, 2011 at 7:51 pm

They're always told by Swedes, anyway!

bureaucrap July 22, 2011 at 3:08 pm

"Norwegian-appearing"? Somebody check O'bomber's schedule. It would have been no trick at all to sneak into Oslo on AirForce one, dye his hair blond en route, use a spare assault rifle that they have lying around the white house, kill children of an ally for no discernable reason whatsoever, hop back on air force one (stopping only to pick up 5 lbs of Norwegian smoked salmon for his zionist-jewish henchmen), wash the dye out, and be back in DC in time to raise taxes, punish job-creators, and kill babies with birth control. IMPEACH!

poncho_pilot July 22, 2011 at 3:38 pm

President Golgo 13.

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:17 pm

Amazin' what one of them lazy nigras can do when they's a mess o' smoked salmon in it for 'em.

PristineODummy July 22, 2011 at 5:24 pm

Damn, that man likes to keep a tight schedule, don't he?

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 8:39 am

A plan elegant in its simplicity, as explained above and in the film "Loose Hope and Change".

starfanglednut July 23, 2011 at 8:06 pm

And abotionz. Don't forget the abortionz.

axmxz July 22, 2011 at 3:09 pm

"As tragic as this is, at least when and if we ever get a president who really wants to fight terror, we’ll have reliable allies in the effort."

Yes, it's truly targic. Why can't we have a terrorism-fighting President, like Bush, rather than a terrorist-coddling President, like Obama? 9/11 was an act of aggression against terrorists, and killing bin Laden was a massive act of capitulation and appeasement. War is peace, slavery is freedom, and cognitive dissonance stops hurting brain after brain liquifies.

PristineODummy July 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Scary, innit? For the longest time, the only response I *could* make to these troglodytes was something on the order of "Hummana Hammana Hummana."

pukebot July 22, 2011 at 3:09 pm

keyboard commandos! to the hoverounds!

PristineODummy July 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm

101st Chairborne FTW!

lulzmonger July 22, 2011 at 11:52 pm

Circle teh War Scooters!
DEPLOY FREEDOM-TRAYS!
On my order … COMMENCE FLOUNCING!

Crank_Tango July 22, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Please send sarah palin in to help. Anywhere.

HistoriCat July 23, 2011 at 8:18 am

Haven't the people in Norway suffered enough?

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 8:40 am

I can't believe you used "Sarah Palin™" and "help" in the same sentence. Unless you meant "help end all hope".

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:10 pm

No one's talking about the real threat: weaponized lutefisk.

MissusBarry July 22, 2011 at 3:50 pm

I cower (and puke in my mouth a little) at the thought.

Rotundo_ July 22, 2011 at 5:13 pm

But will we be tracking shipments of salt cod or lye to prevent terrists from bringing them into the USofA? Hail No! Loads of little restaurants scattered throughout Minnesota and Wisconsin will be serving it up without a thought to the danger. If those fumes hit the wind the right way, millions of lunches could be lost, thousands of feral cats could swarm, who knows what all other manner of chaos could rain down upon us.

PristineODummy July 22, 2011 at 5:36 pm

There's actually something you can do to lutefisk to make it worse?

zhubajie July 22, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Icelanders have the answer: freeze-dried rotten shark meat!

PristineODummy July 23, 2011 at 12:00 am

Sweet Mother of Gawd. I think I must lie down and become very drunk now.

zhubajie July 24, 2011 at 7:46 pm

>

trampndirtdown July 24, 2011 at 9:42 am

The good news is the FDA has no restrictions on the importation of said shark meat as they decided it wasn't an edible product.

BaldarTFlagass July 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm

"Execute everyone involved!"

What, including the victims?

ArmoredLibunatic July 22, 2011 at 3:26 pm

ESPECIALLY the vitims! We have to kill them to save them!

…wait, what? I'm not sure what the fuck they're talking about, either.

Sue4466 July 22, 2011 at 4:57 pm

bomb first. ask questions later.

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 8:41 am

"everyone" is dog whistle for "brown people".

Steverino247 July 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm

OK, let's see the asshole downfister strike on this one:

Let's hope the wounded recover quickly and that this never happens again, anywhere.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Yep, you were at "0" when I read that.

Steverino247 July 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Figures… "Asshole" seems to fit, though. We have identified one suspect anyway!

SorosBot July 22, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Well of course; Spanky2/2b, like the Freepers, wants more white Christian people to be killed in terrorist attacks by brown Muslims so as to stir up more racist hatred and get us to bomb of them.

Steverino247 July 22, 2011 at 3:34 pm

I don't think he's got that much of a clue. It's pure twisted talking points and stalking all of us through Intense Debate's servers.

I offer him my hand, just like I did the idiots of Arizona. Left or right, both leave a nice mark.

MissusBarry July 22, 2011 at 4:14 pm

I'm learning to take p-ness hits as a compliment.

Nostrildamus July 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm

This is good news for Alfred the Great.

BTWBFDIMHO July 22, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Molina?

LetUsBray July 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm

I was thinking E. Neuman.

Nostrildamus July 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Angry_Marmot July 23, 2011 at 8:00 am

Someone left the cakes out in the rain.

BaldarTFlagass July 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm

"That second explosion is a fake."

Photoshopped, amirite?

Crank_Tango July 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm

needz moar layers.

BTWBFDIMHO July 22, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Since they are terrorists, needz moar masks.

prommie July 22, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Norwegian Selectric islands don't have proportional bomb spacing.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Actually, according to the Guardian coverage (6:30 post), there was a video of what was claimed to be a second explosion, and it was a hoax…from where, who knows.

Credit where credit is due, too–I found the Guardian link at Freepland.

imissopus July 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Yes, obviously the Muslims are retaliating in Norway for cartoons published in fucking Denmark several years ago. What the hell, all these tall blond people look alike.

Sue4466 July 22, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Wait. Are you suggesting Norway and Denmark aren't the same country? I thought Denmark was the capital of Norway. Huh.

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:24 pm

Yeah, aren't Norway and Denmark big cities in Scandinavia- also there is that little city there -Finland.

axmxz July 22, 2011 at 6:03 pm

Dang those crafty reverse racist muslins!..

donner_froh July 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm

“This is our homeland, this is my homeland; I condemn these attacks and the Islamic Council of Norway condemns these attacks, whoever is behind them,” said Mehtab Afsar, secretary general of the Islamic Council of Norway.

Clearly guilty. Off with his head.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Yes, but where are the "moderate muslim" condemnations of this heinous act?

emmelemm July 22, 2011 at 3:23 pm

There's an Islamic Council of Norway?

chicken_thief July 22, 2011 at 4:30 pm

The two Muslins there formed it for tax purposes.

SarahsBush July 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Did they all forget that Norway is a socialist country with a monarch? I guess cognitive dissonance doesn't work when you lack cognition.

Pres.Beeblebrox July 22, 2011 at 3:38 pm

They let the gheys marry too. Egads!

fartknocker July 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm

If you think the Free Republic comments are disappointing, go over to the Houston Chronicle and see their reader comments. Sad, very sad.

BaldarTFlagass July 22, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Needs moar misspelling of "Muslim" as "Muslin"

elviouslyqueer July 22, 2011 at 3:15 pm

the man-thing Janet Napitalano [sic]

Hmmm, sounds like Ewick Ewickson is having yet another case of penis envy.

Swampgas_Man July 22, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Wait'll he hears about the "GIANT-SIZE Man-Thing."

Chet Kincaid July 22, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Everyone knows Man-Thing Janet Napolitano is just a rip-off of Swamp Thing Janet Reno.

Rotundo_ July 22, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Well Janet's penis equivalent probably is twice the size of Ewick's and is no doubt much easer to find. The fat folds make Ewick's "Little VIking" a challenge to locate I'm sure.

arihaya July 23, 2011 at 5:58 pm

"Ewick Ewickson" does sounds like a Nordic Right-Wing extremist … waterboard him already

starfanglednut July 23, 2011 at 8:11 pm

no, that's lief ewicsson.

PristineODummy July 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Does he have a friend named "Biggus Dickus"?

SmutBoffin July 22, 2011 at 3:15 pm

But now that the Murdoch empire is tottering, who will steal the voicemails of the victims?

comrad_darkness July 24, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Tim McVeigh's reanimated corpse is on the case, oops, I mean James O'Keefe.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Forensic analysis of the debris suggested that the bomb originated with a Swedish terrorist cell, as a reconstruction of the device determined that it had been assembled using a tiny Allen wrench.

MissTaken July 22, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Bomb IKEA!

user-of-owls July 22, 2011 at 4:11 pm

If I call you a miscreant for that comment in condemnatory terms ("You are a miscreant for writing that!"), does that make me a creant?

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:25 pm

A tiny Allen wench? Don't bring Debbie Wasserman-Schultz into this!

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 4:37 pm

I just Hoovered lemonade out my nose with that one.

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:25 pm

That needs100 thumbs up!!!

weejee July 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Bomb Ballard. That's where all the Norskies live used to live. Yah, sure, ya' betchya.

emmelemm July 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Now, only hipsters.

horsedreamer_1 July 22, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Now, Mattias is never going to leave Gjygov & return to Stavenger.

BaldarTFlagass July 22, 2011 at 3:17 pm

"This will not stop until a real war on islam begins…"

Yeah, violence will go right down to zero when a real war begins.

millerdunwoody July 25, 2011 at 12:00 am

(He touches her cheek with his hand, gazes lovingly into her eyes): "We'll always have the Crusades."

SarahsBush July 22, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Your downfisting has just been reversed, Spanky. Hope you enjoyed wasting your time again!

SexySmurf July 22, 2011 at 3:25 pm

It did get you to acknowledge his existence. He probably hasn't been this happy since his mom agreed to pay for his World of Warcraft account.

jus_wonderin July 22, 2011 at 3:52 pm

And his moist towelettes.

Rotundo_ July 22, 2011 at 5:24 pm

So that's how ya remove Cheeto stains from a penis, I would have figured him to be the "Leave it orange cause I'm a badass" type.

SarahsBush July 22, 2011 at 6:22 pm

I always assumed he was the type of guy who had is dog clean it up for him.

jus_wonderin July 22, 2011 at 6:50 pm

Well, Marcus shouldn't have Cheeto stains on his penis unless he is a submissive-nonreciprical-acts-required kind of guy that worships his alpha male. Oh, wait……..

SayItWithWookies July 22, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Well I only hope if they catch those terrorists, President Obama doesn't allow them to be tried on US soil.

GhostBuggy July 22, 2011 at 3:17 pm

"they are still fighting the invading Crusaders from 1500 years ago!"

Maybe that's because, I don't know, the "Crusaders" are still invading them?

MissTaken July 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm

At least he/she acknowledged it was the Crusaders who invaded. I guess that's progress?

prommie July 22, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Get out of here with your crazy "facts" and "logic," you crazy kook.

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 4:44 pm

"this crusade, this war on terrorism, is going to take awhile."

-George Bush
Sept 2001

PhilippePetain July 22, 2011 at 5:04 pm

They're quoting that approvingly on FreeRepublic right now. Hahaha. Remember when they were claiming that they had been against Bush all along?

AJWjr. July 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm

But why, why, why are libtards now oliver sudden quoting ronnie raygun on raising the debt ceiling?

MozakiBlocks July 22, 2011 at 5:14 pm

You're so cute when you are logical and stuff.

Oblios_Cap July 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Who in the hell would want to bomb Norway? Are they fighting over lutefisk and herring fishing grounds?

neiltheblaze July 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Is there a way to bomb RedState?

Terry July 22, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Phone up Anonymous and offer them a few cases of Mountain Dew and a half dozen bags of Cheetos.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:36 pm

With glitter?

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:28 pm

I think those clowns are bombed most of the time.

El Pinche July 22, 2011 at 4:47 pm

Not worth the C-4

DangerHelvetica July 22, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Obviously this was retaliation by Islamic terrorists for the publication of cartoons 5, 6, years ago depicting Mohammad.
That cartoonist was Danish. The terrorists must have worse aim than even Dubya.

A fun fact: every time there's an explosion, it's caused by an Islamic terrorist. The internal combustion engine? Fueled by muslins.

DashboardBuddha July 22, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Given where we get most of our oil, you're not too far off the mark.

trampndirtdown July 24, 2011 at 9:54 am

Canada is Muslin ?

comrad_darkness July 24, 2011 at 9:53 pm

They are socialist, isn't that the same thing?

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 8:48 am

I love the "obviously". When it fits their predispositions, something like this is obvious. But when actual facts differ, it's a conspiracy or falsehood.

Obviously, without the authority to borrow money, the U.S. government will not be able to pay its bills. Except Giethner, Obama, Moody's and common-sense are all lying.

Obviously, global climate is warming jeopardizing our future. Except the scientists have "doctored" the data. (Though technically, they are PhDs to anything they do is "doctoring"..)

Obviously, the Bush tax cuts did not create jobs or prosperity for almost anyone. Except, they did.

BornInATrailer July 22, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Jeepers.. Freepers.. where'd you get these -BLEEP-ers?
Jeepers.. Freepers.. where'd you get these 'tards?

MissTaken July 22, 2011 at 3:19 pm

This must be tough for the wingnuts: Norway bombed = bad, BUT Norway also = European Socialism at its finest. Tricky, tricky.

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 8:51 am

I'm not sure this even happened in Norway. All those blondes makes it look like Fox News headquarters.

AJWjr. July 22, 2011 at 3:19 pm

"Muslins never forget."
"Elephants never forget."
OMG, GOP IZ MUZLIN!!!11!!!!

PristineODummy July 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Unfortunately, I can't give this comment as many upfists as it deserves. Consider it virtually upfisted into the thousands.

Oblios_Cap July 22, 2011 at 3:20 pm

It was a Labour Party Youth Camp that was bombed so it was probably Norwegian Freepers that did it.

Negropolis July 22, 2011 at 8:47 pm

That was my thought. Sounds domestic and internally political. They try to kill the Labour prime minister (fortunately, he was at home), and then shoot up a Labour youth camp.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 9:00 pm

Still, deporting all Muslims seems a reasonable precaution.

anniegetyerfun July 22, 2011 at 11:35 pm

Pretty close! It was their kind of guy.

SexySmurf July 22, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Why couldn't it have been ABBA.

I know they're Swedish, but still….

AJWjr. July 22, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Mark Dayton orders all flags in Lake Wobegon flown at half-mast until further notice.

Thurman Munster IV July 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Gotta be Mooslims. Today is 7/22. 22 is 2 times more than 11 and add 2 to 7 you get 9. 9/11!

jus_wonderin July 22, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Thurman. Thank you for showing your work. Class, Thurman has shown an excellent example of how to follow directions.

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:29 pm

But next time, please don't use those Muslin numbers to do your math.

orygoon July 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm

I myself suspect right-wing lunatics who have made so much hateful noise about who's been getting Nobel Prizes.

BaldarTFlagass July 22, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Yeah, the geographical intelligence for bombing Oslo for something that happens in Stockholm fits right in.

horsedreamer_1 July 22, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Norway gives out the Peace Laureate (since Alfred Nobel didn't trust his Swedish peoples to get that one right).

Oblios_Cap July 22, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Those Swedes are a bunch of meatballs!

BaldarTFlagass July 22, 2011 at 3:24 pm

The gunman notwithstanding, I really hope this turns out to be an exploding gas main.

DaSandman July 22, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Yet all the acts of terror here in Murica are committed by the right wing. Oklahoma bombing anyone?

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Well, there was that bit of unpleasantness in Manhattan….

Oblios_Cap July 22, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Obviously this was retaliation by Islamic terrorists for the publication of cartoons 5, 6, years ago depicting Mohammad. As you can see Muslims never forget an affront… they are still fighting the invading Crusaders from 1500 years ago! We’re fighting this war on terrorism the wrong way. Instead of us just reacting to the threats and spending trillions of dollars in the process, what we need to do is that every time there’s a terrorist bombing we should select a Muslim city, at random, and bomb a few square blocks, equal to the terrorist bombing. That will give them something to think about…!

Some people revel in ignorance like a pig rolls in shit.

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Haven't we been doing this in Iraq and Afghanistan-but without the waiting for a terrorist attack here?

Nostrildamus July 22, 2011 at 3:26 pm
e_z July 22, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Fuckin' tall blondes, time to bomb the dikes in Holland and get rid of the source.

fuflans July 22, 2011 at 3:53 pm

and sweden. don't forget sweden.

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:32 pm

You forgot Poland!

DahBoner July 22, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Never forget Poland!

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:28 pm

What do lesbians have to do with this?

LetUsBray July 22, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Well, they help provoke explosions in my nether parts…

weejee July 22, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Snark aside, this is a really sad event & it is more than a bit much that the wingnutz are galloping away with gunz blazing and no clue iffin' it was the Injuns or Jesse James who done the deed.

ManchuCandidate July 22, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Worked out great in Iraqinam.

AJWjr. July 22, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Bells a-ringin', also.

SorosBot July 22, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Could it have been someone from coastal Europe, getting revenge for all those Viking raids?

imissopus July 22, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Let's hit Erik the Red where it will really hurt him!

Steverino247 July 22, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Makes as much sense as Armenians blowing up the Turkish Travel office in Paris, narrowly missing me and the missus celebrating our fifth anniversary in 1978, to get even for something that happened in 1918, sixty years before.

SorosBot July 22, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Or the Freepers' suggestion that this is revenge for the crusades.

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:29 pm

In that case, maybe it was my people, the Jews. The Crusaders liked to kill Jews in Europe on their way to "saving"the Holy Land.

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Revenge is a dish, best served cold.

millerdunwoody July 25, 2011 at 12:05 am

Still pissed about the Danelaw!

Geminisunmars July 22, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Hey, wha happened to the upfists for those comments at the top? How'm I supposed to registrate my opinions.

baconzgood July 22, 2011 at 3:34 pm

3 Cheers for stupid…HIP HIP…

x111e7thst July 22, 2011 at 3:34 pm

My guess would be that French Socialists (secret Muslims) are actually responsible. Bring back the Freedum Fry!1!

owhatever July 22, 2011 at 3:35 pm

The Muslins are coming! The Muslins are coming! Ring the bells and stuff.

imissopus July 22, 2011 at 3:36 pm

To warn them they can't take our arms! Unless they blow them off.

DahBoner July 22, 2011 at 4:39 pm

To the falaphels!

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:35 pm

As we all know, the MOST IMPORTANT thing to do in a time of crisis is to make sure that you link it with your ideological opponents.

Once the bombers / shooter are identified, it is vitally important to check their Facebook page for anything that suggests can be twisted to suggest a connection to American electoral politics.

EDIT: fixed that

BklynIlluminati July 22, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Fuck these morons pray for my Viking bros, if that ain't your thing send donations. Remind the Norwegians feel that they have friends everywhere

Barrelhse July 22, 2011 at 3:37 pm

I think it should be "thy muslins", no?

mavenmaven July 22, 2011 at 3:38 pm

My sympathy for the victims. It appears there was an attack, as part of the coordinated bombings, at a summer camp of 15-16 year old kids.
Not a time to joke, in my opinion. There are bad people in this world, and sometimes, no matter how progressive we may be, they will do terrible things. They must not end our attempts to make the world a better place.

Fukui_sanYesOta July 22, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Seconded.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Thanks for the perspective–and even though I did post a lutefisk joke, I agree. I think I'm done on this, for now.

ShaveTheWhales July 23, 2011 at 1:05 am

As a 3/4 Norwegian, I can say that there is almost always room for a lutefisk joke.

But this really, really sucks.

elviouslyqueer July 22, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Hear hear.

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:37 pm

I hear you, brother/sister/both, but still, http://iheartevanrachelwood.tumblr.com/post/65409….

DashboardBuddha July 22, 2011 at 3:39 pm
lowaltflier July 22, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Hey JR. You leave Christane Amanpour alone. I love that woman. She is so sexy

ManchuCandidate July 22, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Do they even know where Norway is?

VinnyThePooh July 22, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Shares Syria's eastern border.

Sharkey July 22, 2011 at 3:53 pm

It's where narwhals come from.

Geminisunmars July 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Noway.

DahBoner July 22, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Next to Amway in Michigan?

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Norwayness is next to Yahwehness.

prommie July 22, 2011 at 3:45 pm

The only differences between the freeper comments and Sarah Palins tweets and speeches, is that there are more of them. The stupidity level is absolutely identical.

Ducksworthy July 22, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Sounds like they read "common Eastern (Norwegian) accent" as "common middle eastern accent". Better hurry and kill all the Muslins before we figure out it was white supremacists.

jus_wonderin July 22, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Nordic shooter? Ya know, you can never, ever trust a Nord.

Nopantsmcgee July 22, 2011 at 3:49 pm

Freepers. I wave my giant zucchini in their general direction.

Barrelhse July 22, 2011 at 3:49 pm

I was unaware until now that Al-Queda and the Taliban are, in fact, left-wing progressive organizations. I must thank FreeRe for opening my eyes to this travesty, and I will never vote for a Democrat ever again because they share the same philosophy as promulgated by mid-east terrorists.

MissTaken July 22, 2011 at 4:20 pm

The More You Know!

DahBoner July 22, 2011 at 4:28 pm

This was not intended to be a factual statement.

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm

They pay union dues and everything.

fuflans July 22, 2011 at 3:52 pm

they are still fighting the invading Crusaders from 1500 years ago

1500 years ago would be 600 AD. the only crusading going on in 600 was actually, well, muhammed.

BaldarTFlagass July 22, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Who, not being born until 610 AD, was still swimming around in his father's balls.

ShaveTheWhales July 23, 2011 at 1:05 am

Too soon.

zhubajie July 24, 2011 at 7:45 am

The battle cry of the early Muslim armies was "Surrender! We'll lower your taxes!" Primary sources, like al-Baladhuri's _Book of Conquests_ are one account of negotiations after another.

Remember, Umar et al., were sophisticated international businessmen. Clovis the Frank was the real barbarian.

teebob2000 July 22, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Do I REALLY have to read all those fuckers?

fuflans July 22, 2011 at 3:54 pm

i liked it better when nazis were the go to villain of choice.

5thstate July 22, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Its 104 Muslim Terrorist degrees in New Jersey, because of the debt crusades from 5,000 years ago, so obviously we must bomb History and bank-thermometers (whilst "regretting" the loss of bank clocks in the process), for Norway, and the Swedish Bikini Team! .

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Don't blame the bank-thermometers – they don't use the Fahrenheit or Centigrade scales – those readings are in Cementigrade.

AJWjr. July 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm

My condolences to $arah and her brood for this terrible thing that has been visited upon them.

Poindexter718 July 22, 2011 at 3:59 pm

The Devil is a muslin shape-shifter.

Limeylizzie July 22, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Those freaks don't realise that the women of Norway would love to see our Barry naked, when I was in Sweden , as a college student, all the men were crazy for my friend Gillian Cartmel who was dark haired, brown-eyed and olive-skinned , the blondish and blue or green-eyed of us couldn't get a look-in. The most popular colour for condoms was black, also.

ManchuCandidate July 22, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Like any would want to see any of those pasty fat sacks of goo naked. Euros have standards… sometimes

Steverino247 July 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm

When I was in Korea, the most popular colors were red and green as they were used for Xmas decorations in the barracks.

Goonemeritus July 22, 2011 at 4:03 pm

I know the good people of Norway will at least be rational in their response. Were they like us they would be calling up their munitions suppliers and doubling standing orders way before they understood who attacked them.

user-of-owls July 22, 2011 at 4:05 pm

any holdups in that process will poush the warfare from cultural to general violence very quickly.

I'd really like to poush these pricks off the highest bridge in the world. The whole scabrous lot of them.

Also, aw fuck.
And, there's something awfully squirrely about this, something very hinky indeed.
Plus, seriously? Machine gunning a bunch of kids at the beach? Aw, fucking fuck.

Callyson July 22, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Hey limp dick downfister…how about you have some real cojones and enlist in the service, rather than sit on your ass blaming liberals for everything?
(I know, file that under NGH–not gonna happen…)

prommie July 22, 2011 at 4:16 pm

He's got a pilonidal cyst, they won't take him.

Steverino247 July 22, 2011 at 4:38 pm

He IS a pilonidal cyst, they won't take him.

BeWoot July 22, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Out of tragedy comes knowledge. I had no idea what a pilonidal cyst was. Thanks, kids!

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 5:25 pm

See also: Limbaugh, Rush: Military Service, deferral of

AJWjr. July 22, 2011 at 5:47 pm

However, they took Randi Rhodes, who suffered from the same malady. For what it's worth, so did I. It didn't keep me out of the military though, I had to get more creative than that.

PristineODummy July 22, 2011 at 5:52 pm

Better known as an ass-pimple.

LetUsBray July 22, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Or he'll show up with a week's worth of dump in his pants, like tough-guy Ted Nugent. Only not because he's trying to feign craziness; his hygiene really is that bad.

Ducksworthy July 22, 2011 at 4:06 pm

Retaliating against Norway for cartoons published in Denmark would make about as much sense as invading Iraq in retaliation for an attack by Saudi Arabia.

Guppy06 July 22, 2011 at 4:08 pm

It doesn't matter what the assailant looked like, all that matters is what the victims looked like. The Freepers wouldn't even know about it if the victims didn't all have Aryan features.

It's a War on White People!

DahBoner July 22, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Something like this happens every minute in Darfur?

BTWBFDIMHO July 22, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Socialist country with a monarch? I wish my car runs on smoked salmon, so we can invade Norway.

ShaveTheWhales July 23, 2011 at 1:07 am

Pickled herring, pls.

BlueStateLibel July 22, 2011 at 4:13 pm

You know what other tall blonde men liked to kill people? (I'm sorry, but it had to be asked.)

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:47 pm

Dubya and Darth?

mumbly_joe July 22, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Ivan Drago?

BeWoot July 22, 2011 at 5:24 pm

Charles Whitman?

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 5:26 pm

The tall blonde man with one red shoe?

PristineODummy July 22, 2011 at 5:53 pm

Eric the ActuallyBlond?

The Vikings?

iburl July 22, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Tall blond gun weilding man kills a bunch of young social democrats at a political retreat.

We must transform the facts:
Wingnut powers activate… form of a left wing communist…. shape of a Muslin!

Ya see, Obama's fault!

sussemilch July 22, 2011 at 4:16 pm

The no-fly list is going to see a lot of names with f's and j's added to it, fur jure.

prommie July 22, 2011 at 4:17 pm

This is horrible, it sounds like the death toll will even be a little worse than some of our drone attacks on Afghani wedding receptions.

donner_froh July 22, 2011 at 4:22 pm

The violence and indiscriminate death brought today to Oslo is routinely and constantly imposed by the U.S. and its closest allies in a large and growing list of Muslim nations.

Glenn Greenwald, today.

DahBoner July 22, 2011 at 4:22 pm

None of this would have happened if we didn't start paying black people for work…

user-of-owls July 22, 2011 at 4:23 pm

God have mercy on my pitiful soul, but a particular quote (paraphrased) just popped into my twisted head:

No, no, 'e's not dead, 'e's just pining for the fjords.

Oh lord, I've finally snapped.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Lovely plumage.

user-of-owls July 22, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Instead of being nailed to the cross, I'll be nailed to the perch.

ingloriousbytch July 22, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Sadly a lot of those Freeper comments are also showing up on NPR's site. Thanks a lot, Juan Williams.

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 6:33 pm

I heard him whining and lying on WAMU this week- but maybe it was a rerun

chicken_thief July 22, 2011 at 4:26 pm

"…and if we ever get a president who really wants to fight terror, …"

Ya, that Obummer guy is such a pussy weenie Dem commie loving military hating tree hugger. Just ask that Somali pirate, all those fucking Pakistanis killed by drones, and bin Laden.

ShaveTheWhales July 23, 2011 at 1:08 am

Yeah. Do these fools yet comprehend O's response to terrorists/traitors?

tcaalaw July 22, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Norway has lots of oil and natural gas, so we should definitely send a protective military force there ASAP!

SheriffRoscoe July 22, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Tim McVeigh bombed a US government facility full of kids so white guys get a pass, eh, Freepers?

Redhead July 22, 2011 at 4:34 pm

"But thank God we’re safe here in the US with the man-thing Janet Napitalano focusing on “white terrorists” rather than worrying herself about Muslim terrorists. /s"

So… Napitalano is keeping us safe from the guy shooting all the kids in Oslo right now? And this is a bad thing? (Sarah Palin blames this on the liberal media in 3…2…1…)

Steverino247 July 22, 2011 at 4:35 pm

This just in:

The two attacks are definitely linked, a police spokesman said. The person detained in Utoya was allegedly seen around the government building at time of explosion. The man, who is still being questioned, is tall with blonde hair, “Nordic appearance,” police said.

GOPCrusher July 22, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Until the nationality/religion of the perpetrators has been determined, I'm going to bet on this being the result of a Norwegian Death Metal band video being filmed.

El Pinche July 22, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Can we bring back "rxtard" yet? Too soon? Now is a good a time as any.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 5:08 pm

According to BBC news, the Norwegian justice minister just said that the shooter is Norwegian, which presumably means not Muslin (early info subject to update, of course)

SmutBoffin July 22, 2011 at 5:19 pm

Stone cold crazy person, a la Laughner? Or some variety of Teutonic supremacist, perhaps?

So many more conclusions that we can jump to!

zhubajie July 22, 2011 at 8:03 pm

A Lutheran, like Bachmann?

anniegetyerfun July 22, 2011 at 5:17 pm

"Meanwhile, we are taught how bad Christians are."

I remember being taught so much during my Christians Are Big Fat Jerks classes in high school. Learning!

zhubajie July 23, 2011 at 8:47 am

"All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God; there is no one good, not even one" is a Christian teaching.

mumbly_joe July 22, 2011 at 5:26 pm

To be fair, they do have one good point there- if Dubya were still president, we'd have *totally* invaded Finland by now, in response.

emmelemm July 22, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Leave Finland alone!

ringletwraith July 22, 2011 at 5:36 pm

I hope the GOP sweeps in and fixes the economy pronto so these people can all get jobs and stop spending their time putting their stupidz on public display via the Internet.

rpravato July 22, 2011 at 5:48 pm

The dummies over at iowntheworld …
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=86230

Steverino247 July 22, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Norway's Prime Minister made the following statement:

"I have a message to those who attacked us. A message from the whole of Norway. You won’t destroy us. You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway," Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg said.

"And when tomorrow comes, let’s show the world that the Norwegian democracy still stands strong. The most important thing tonight is to take care of each other."

Well said, sir. Clearly, you've never posted on Free Republic.

gvvt July 22, 2011 at 6:07 pm

From the comments: "The idiot BBC announcer can only conceive of "right-wing extremists" as a plausible alternative to Islamist involvements in these attacks.

And the analyst is talking about the "0.1%" of Muslims living in Oslo who might be Islamist extremists, whereas the vast majority of Muslims living in Oslo are peaceful people. On what basis can he get away with making such a ridiculous and unsubstantiated claim (rhetorical question only – of course he can make such claims unencumbered by the need to speak factually – this is the BBC, after all).

BBC is also "reporting" rumors from Twitter that the island shooter was a blue-eyed, blond-haired person.

No attempt whatsoever to separate out speculation from facts. This is the highly-touted, "objective" BBC that is so often held up as the gold standard of news reporting? Massive fail… "

Priceless…

Pres.Beeblebrox July 22, 2011 at 7:46 pm

"The idiot Freepers can only conceive of 'extremist Islamic radicals' as a plausible alternative to someone else's involvement in these attacks."

/fixed

Barrelhse July 22, 2011 at 6:09 pm

Updates seem to indicate that this guy is a right-wing crackpot. Maybe Fox will drop the whole story?

AlaskaGrrl July 22, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Those Freeper kids don't have to worry. They never get out of their mother's basement. They haven't the intellectual or social skills to get a job in any place that would remotely appeal as a terrorist target.

mumbly_joe July 22, 2011 at 6:47 pm

You know who else has been fighting the Crusades from 1500 less than 1,000 years ago?

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 7:05 pm

The Caped Crusader?

finallyhappy July 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm

Hannity? Limbaugh? Palin?

Pres.Beeblebrox July 22, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Richard the Lionhearted?

donner_froh July 22, 2011 at 11:12 pm

The Albigensians?

jodyleek July 22, 2011 at 7:22 pm

I just read that the Norwegian government feels this is retribution from a right wing fringe group over immigration policy and against the Labour Party. Which makes way more sense than "Islamists". Ugh! Tea Tards in Scandinavia? Sorry, Norway.

Pres.Beeblebrox July 22, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Oops. Right-winger arrested in bombing/shooting. Freeper threat analysis FAIL.

anniegetyerfun July 22, 2011 at 11:44 pm

Let this thread never be forgotten. EVER.

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Right wing Christian! Stop them. No moar churches in my neighborhood.

MiniMencken July 22, 2011 at 7:40 pm

I have it on good authority that the bomber is a Plantation Republican.

zhubajie July 22, 2011 at 7:47 pm

Usually Norwegians blame everything on Swedes!

Fred_Wertham_Jr July 22, 2011 at 7:49 pm

He's not a terrorist. He is a noble freedom fighter trying to bring down an evil socialist/fascist government. Freepers should be getting behind this guy.

Pres.Beeblebrox July 22, 2011 at 8:02 pm

O yeah, and he hates Muslins too. He ought to fit right in with the Breitards and Freepers. He was apparently a Mason too, so break out the Illuminati theories. http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?a… (needs Google Translate because it's in Norwegian)

Jukesgrrl July 25, 2011 at 1:12 am

Washington Post is lecturing that American liberals need to "resist" comparing this crackpot to our conservatives. When I start taking advice from the WaPo …

Negropolis July 22, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Looks like this could be Norway's Timothy McVeigh.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 9:25 pm

This will not stop until a a real war on Lutheranism begins.

EDIT: Just found this pearl of wisdom in Freeplandia: "OKC was a Muslim production, probably coordinated through Iran…Some of the people involved in it were known to be German/Iraqi connected, although the only people apprehended were McVeigh and his buddy."

arihaya July 23, 2011 at 1:08 am

he is a hybrid of McVeight and Loghner … he bombed the PM's office and shooting kids in the island camp with .. yeah.. a Glock

Warpde July 22, 2011 at 8:55 pm

Muslims terrorists are chameleon's don't ya know.
One day looking all tanned in turban's, sporting AK-47's and RPG's.
Next day wearing a Police uniform, with their blonde hair and blue eyes, AK-47's and bombs.
The next day looking Orange and like they have had too much too drink. But no AK-47's or whatever, just dept ceiling hostages.
And the next day, god forbid, women suffering from PMS with migraines that make you wish all she had was an AK-47, RPG's, bombs and a drinking problem.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 9:22 pm

Well, now that the attacker appears to be a right-winger, the narrative needs to change. Instead of collective punishment for all Muslims ("Every act of terrorism should be met with a retaliatory strike at one of their ‘holy’ sites."–from the Freeper thread), it is now imperative to explain that the killer is a lone nut who is solely responsible for his actions, and is not at all representative of others who look or think like him. If it turns out he had neo-nazi ties, of course, we'll be shoveling through another load of "Nazis were SOCIALIST" crap.

Somewhat amusing that the Freeper post is now virtually inactive.

Pres.Beeblebrox July 23, 2011 at 2:23 pm

How prescient you were. Freepers have already started the right = left line; see below. Argh.

mavenmaven July 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm

Wow, once again right wing terror will have been the major source of large numbers of deaths (80! This guy was killing children!!!):
After the shooting the police seized a 32-year-old Norwegian man on the island, according to the police and Justice Minister Knut Storberget. He was later identified as Anders Behring Breivik and was characterized by officials as a right-wing extremist.

Doktor Zoom July 22, 2011 at 11:20 pm

Just unbelievable.

Gunner Asch July 22, 2011 at 11:38 pm

So far this seems like Timmy McVeigh except gone to college.

ShaveTheWhales July 22, 2011 at 11:44 pm

I know some of you have already commented on this, but oh fuck. The shooter (a right-wing, anti-muslim nutcase) killed upwards of 80 teen-agers. Eighty. LXXX, for those who refuse to recognize arabic numbers. I wonder if he is a Christian. I hope not.

I'm 3/4 Norwegian, in the sense that three of my four grandparents were direct immigrants. Since modern Norway is the very model of a successful social-democratic monarchy(?), I'm pretty sure they will treat this motherfucker as if he deserved consideration. Personally (and perhaps genetically), I'd like to see sequential dismemberment, one joint at a time. I'd volunteer to use the pliers.

Eighty. Fuck.

Negropolis July 23, 2011 at 12:27 am

He's been described as anti-Muslim, nationalist, anti-government, and a conservative Christian.

ShaveTheWhales July 23, 2011 at 1:11 am

Hand me the pliers.

Oh, BTW, I'd have the same reaction to some Muslim that offed eighty (EIGHTY) kids, of any religious persuasion.

Negropolis July 23, 2011 at 2:00 am

Yeah, no kidding. The religion of the guy only worth mention because all of the wingnuts mumped to the conclusion that it was a Muslim. Ultimately, people like this are just singularly evil. I'm actually a bit disappointed he didn't do a death by cop. This is one of those guys who I don't need to know why he did it, because there is no explanation sane enough to explain this. I mean, the bastard willfully targeted children just because they were at a camp being sponsored by a left-leaning party.

So much death for so little reason.

ShaveTheWhales July 23, 2011 at 2:27 am

The only thing I disagree with you about is that this abomination was "singularly evil". I bet you he was trained to be evil, at least implicitly.

I'm surprised he didn't SBC. Norwegians are considered pretty humorless even by other dour Scandinavians. There's a chance they'll be able to track back his influences.

orygoon July 23, 2011 at 11:59 am

I do not believe that their legal system would even allow life in prison–I think a Norwegian on the PBS news last night said they would set hm free at some point.

I can almost wish for some kind of "prison justice" for him, which is vigilantism, really. But killing so many children? We'll be finding out that some were sibling sets, that some were honor students, that some were kind and some were witty and some took care of parents with disabilities and all were loved by their families and friends.

I would probably personally hang that man, or throw the switch to the electric chair, or volunteer to serve on a firing squad. (And I sure as hell do mot miss Tim McVeigh either).

finallyhappy July 23, 2011 at 3:44 pm

My daughter went to a liberal/leftist camp(one of her camp "clubs" at age 11 was about child labor and the companies that produced goods using child labor). I guess our campers would be the sort of kids who woulld ahve been this bastard's targets. Despite owning no guns myself and having been largely pacifist, I would be glad to help fund his death in prison. I understand (at least here in the US) you can help out a prisoner's family and the prsioner might do you a favor on the inside.(or maybe this is just urban legend)

Doktor Zoom July 23, 2011 at 5:01 pm

One wonders how popular this item is among our friends at Freepland and Breitbart.

But it's OK–they're just joking, right?

Redhead July 23, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Up to 85 kids on the island (plus 7 more from the bombing) now, and expected to keep rising because they're still looking for a lot of missing people.

anniegetyerfun July 22, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Aw, it was a Norwegian Teahadist! Sad day for stupid Freepers.

Fukui_sanYesOta July 23, 2011 at 7:02 am

I'm not going to make jokes about this because it's so fucking awful.

However, I will make a prediction that the very same collective guilt bullshit being spewed by the freepers doesn't apply when the progenitor of this sick slaughter holds similar views to their own.

glamourdammerung July 23, 2011 at 7:47 am

However, I will make a prediction that the very same collective guilt bullshit being spewed by the freepers doesn't apply when the progenitor of this sick slaughter holds similar views to their own.

That is not really a prediction as much as stating a belief that a trend will continue.

See "Poplawski, Richard" for more examples.

SorosBot July 24, 2011 at 10:20 am

Or Jared Laughner, Scott Roeder, Eric Rudolph, or Tim McVeigh.

JustPixelz July 23, 2011 at 2:38 pm

"Sad day for stupid Freepers"

Repetitive redundancy fixed..

arihaya July 22, 2011 at 11:51 pm

well now we know the terrorist a .. gasp .. right wing extremist,,,,,

DEPORT FREEPERS NOW !!!

Beowoof July 23, 2011 at 12:37 am

Oh so the nuts are ready to attack the folks who did this, well lets start with Fox News, Cato Institute and other right wing douche bag organizations. As it is being reported over on msnbc, this attack was carried out by a right wing extremist. Finally a right wing movement I can get behind.

glamourdammerung July 23, 2011 at 1:03 am

I wonder if the conservatives are going to admit they jumped the proverbial gun yet again now that the shooter is known to be a white, right-wing Christian.

Just kidding, I am sure our trolls are convinced the shooter is a leftist due to the body count indicating some level of competence.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2011 at 6:19 pm

That "level of competence" is the down-side of Norway's mandatory military service.

gullywompr July 23, 2011 at 2:17 am

So apparently the Freeper line now is – the right in Europe are actually leftist, just like Hitler and Obama, and the Muslim raping of Norway pushed this brave man to action, and the MSM will cum all over themselves for about 24 hours until it is discovered that the guy had no ties to the right at all, but was actually a lib, just like Jared Lee Laughner.

fuflans July 23, 2011 at 12:00 pm

is this true (there is no way i'm going over to investigate)?

gullywompr July 23, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Yep.

lumpenprole July 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm

I was looking at someone's Nobama bumper the other day. One sticker said "THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU!" I was mulling that over, cuz anyone who doesn't know that already is too stupid to read in the first place. But now I realize that's not what the sticker means to that angry guy (yes, he looked really cranky). The MSM is going to lie and tell everyone that this Scando-teatard is a right wingers whereas the Truth the Freepers will soon uncover is that he's really a Islamo libtard.

glamourdammerung July 23, 2011 at 3:04 am

When are the conservatives going to demand all Christian clerics renounce the violence?

After all, to not do so would be a double standard.

FlipOffResearch July 23, 2011 at 3:38 am

I would love a reporter to ask Rick Perry to denounce this shit at his xtian extremist prayer-fest.

Also, what a sad tragedy.

zhubajie July 23, 2011 at 8:45 am

Apparently a hater of muslims and socialists!
http://www.newsinenglish.no/2011/07/23/massacre-s

glamourdammerung July 23, 2011 at 9:14 am

How many all nighters is spanky and the other Breitard(s) going to pull to defend their hero?

Thedongsofwar July 23, 2011 at 9:48 am

Aaaaaand the cheif suspect is a Nordic radical conservative outraged at his country's tolerance of Muslims.

Didn't see that one coming.

Goonemeritus July 23, 2011 at 10:35 am

The right wing will either down play this story or wind up the old lone nut job meme. Oh and Janet Napolitano is patiently awaiting your apology. The moral of the storey is hate is hate no matter what twisted ideology is used to justify it.

teebob2000 July 23, 2011 at 10:46 am

“Wipe them out….All of them!”

They're right — kill all the Christians and right-wingers, nothing but trouble.

So NOW are we gonna retract the apology we were forced to make to the right-wing fucks when the DHS issued the report saying that right-wing fucks should be monitored just like the Muslins? No? Figures.

stew1 July 23, 2011 at 10:48 am

It's clear we now need to profile all christians at airports. If they're morbidly obese and have a southern accent–full cavity search, bitches!

LetUsBray July 23, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Damn right. I'm not prejudiced at all; some of my best friends are wingnuts. But if I see some teabaggy-looking person getting on the same plane I have to take, it makes me nervous.

finallyhappy July 23, 2011 at 3:38 pm

So should I start wearing a big Jewish star- oh, wait, Snowbilly does that!

BZ1 July 23, 2011 at 11:32 am

It's so depressing reading the righties blog sites, everything is back to a hate on for the first Black prez…

finallyhappy July 23, 2011 at 3:37 pm

What do you "back to"- when did they stop?

Mahousu July 23, 2011 at 11:35 am

Backtracking I've seen so far:
1. He's not the real shooter; this is just a government coverup to protect the Muslims and/or provide cover for Norway's siding with the Palestinians.
2. All right, he's the shooter, but a right winger in Norway is somehow equivalent to a left winger in the U.S. (I'm not sure why; Coriolis forces?)
3. Forget the left wing/right wing stuff, the real issue is that this is what happens when you ban guns. What? Guns aren't banned in Norway? In fact, gun ownership (for hunting and marksmanship) is quite common there? Well, then it's because the kids weren't open-carrying handguns at all times, even when swimming. (Yes, someone actually made that argument.)

weejee July 23, 2011 at 11:43 am

Foretracking:

(He was a) former member of the right winged political party Frp (Progress party). It's the second largest political party in Norway and their main issues are lower taxes and a much stricter policy on immigration.

Mmmm…does this sound like anyone you know McDownfistie?

Doktor Zoom July 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Yep, the conspiracy spin is already in action. From the Freeper thread linked in the OP:

Rambo had nothing on this Norwegian.

This Norwegian had incredible skills. He put together a powerful car bomb and we have seen how hard that is from Times Square and London. To top that off he planted another bomb high up in a nearby building and timed it to go off when the first responders were on scene dealing with the first device. That takes a high degree of expertise and coordination. Only a highly trained demo man could pull this off. But that is of course not all. He then drove 40 miles, got in a boat, talked his way into a camp in a disguise and killed 87 people with small arms. Somehow, at some point, whether earlier or during this evolution, he also planted a third bomb on the island but that one was discovered and disarmed.

This would make James Bond green with envy.

The skills necessary for a bombmaker are generally different from those of a shooter. This one guy was a one man Army. Or so we are told less than 8 hours after action.

One lone “madman” with a “minor” criminal record…

I ain’t buying it.

(In other words, since it involved some planning, it HAD to be a conspiracy? Also, I'm pretty sure there was no second bomb… Gotta love the coldly "rational" Internet Tough Guy tone of our would-be debunker…)

Pres.Beeblebrox July 23, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Sure, I mean, OKBOMB was actually a Muslin plot and McVeigh and Nichols took the fall. How could two yokels have put together a fertilizer bomb that took down an entire Federal building?

imissopus July 23, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Sure, but the bombers in London and Times Square were actual Muslims and they couldn't pull it off, so in a weird way, doesn't this prove that white Christians are superior and the guy should be celebrated? God is it confusing to think like a Tea Bagger.

arihaya July 24, 2011 at 10:12 am

your only mistake here is to assume that Teabaggers think

Jukesgrrl July 25, 2011 at 1:21 am

It involved some planning … so it must have been done by an elitist, right?

weejee July 23, 2011 at 11:40 am

We will not be safe until Napolitano finally accepts some rational profiling and bans all Muslim-hating and/or socialist-hating conservative Christians from all forms of domestic mass transit. Particularly the blue-eyed blonds, obvs.

finallyhappy July 23, 2011 at 3:36 pm

I'm safe- Pretty sure i have never seen a blond blue eyed person on the S-2/S-4 or 79 bus in Silver Spring to Dc.

Goonemeritus July 23, 2011 at 12:11 pm

One of the commenter’s on Free Republic posted the following.

“You are correct…the West needs to make it known that a 20-1 ratio for retaliation is our minimum…more is always better. Unfortunately, the West does not have the collective resolve or outrage to do anything but bang our spoons on our little highchairs.”

My question is after we drone strike the 50 posters on Breitbert's site how do we pick the other 1750 right wing extremists?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Take out all the people who loved Palin's movie.
Only 1745 to go….

Jukesgrrl July 25, 2011 at 1:22 am

FTW.

owhatever July 23, 2011 at 1:54 pm

"This will not stop until a real war on islam begins… and we all know that it is muslim demons that are doing this."

Becomes ….

"This will not stop until a real war on christianity begins… and we all know that it is christian demons that are doing this."

Redhead July 23, 2011 at 2:11 pm

And the latest from the NYT: the death toll is 92 and climbing and they arrested someone, "a right-wing fundamentalist Christian," "a gun-loving Norwegian obsessed with what he saw as the threat of multiculturalism and Muslim immigration."

"Though he does not call for violence in the postings, he denounces the demographic change that he says has undermined Christian communities in places like Kosovo and Lebanon. Mr. Breivik writes: “Can you name ONE country where multiculturalism is successful where Islam is involved? The only historical example is the society without a welfare state with only non-Muslim minorities (U.S.).” "

So apparently he was a regular commenter on Faux News as well.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Spain, before the Inquisition? Malaysia, Singapore, Australia, India (sans Pakistan's fuctardedness). New York City.

Pres.Beeblebrox July 23, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Dude was also a commentator on Atlas Shrugs, supposedly.

If anyone read the article a couple of weeks ago about the English Defence League in the New Yorker (gasp, I know, one of them libunatic rags), this guy was def. a fellow traveler.

arihaya July 23, 2011 at 3:14 pm

if the shooter were a Muslim teatards will yell "WATERBOARD PAMELLA GELLER !!!" already

donner_froh July 23, 2011 at 5:24 pm

Not surprising that among the most vile, meretricious and disgustingly slimy "mainstream" discussion was on the Wall Street Journal editorial page:

Whatever the case, the attacks demonstrate that Norway is no more immune than any other country to such atrocities, no matter what its foreign or domestic policies may be. If this does prove to be the work of Islamists, it will be noted that neither Norway's opposition to the war in Iraq nor its considerable financial and political support for the Palestinians spared it from attack.
(emphasis added although hardly necessary)
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111903

Doktor Zoom July 23, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Oh, hey, here are some further Free Republic Analyses of the situation:

“To the white people of Europe: You can run, but you can’t hide.
So man up and kick these invaders out”
Some get it, some don’t.

by izzatzo (Palin2012, she's one of us.)

That sounds like something that could have been written by Anders Behring Breivik himself, eh?

I pray for those families, I cannot even express how much sorry they must be feeling…

Weren’t those the “Obama Youth” types at camp. These were kids that wholeheartely embraced the multicutural myth of appeasing Islam. Their leaders allow thousands of Muslims into their homeland every year, preaching diversity and tolerance.

Wasn’t Norway the place that found that 100% of all forceable rapes were committed in their country last year (like 1356 of 136) were linked to Muslims?

The same ideology that panders, like here in the US, will get you killed. Why are Liberals so f-ing stupid?

wac3rd (Somewhere in Hell, Ted Kennedy snickers….)

Hey, thanks to Anders Behring Breivik, there are now 80 fewer of those stupid liberals! Guess he showed them, huh?

Or maybe this thread about the background of the shooter…conclusion: he's a patsy for the Muslim conspiracy, because anti-Muslim hate could never motivate someone to mass slaughter.

Some astute thinkers see an even wider plot, of course:

Media matters declares war on fox, fox strikes back.. Then suddenly unconnected an explosion of a 2007 case of phone hacking smacks Rupert Murdoch… Then suddenly a right wing terrorist appears in Norway.

I sense a pattern here.

Samurai_Jack (ride out and confront the evil!)

Interesting that there is a Norwegian right-winger in the thread, "marthemaria," who is shocked and horrified, even though politically, she agrees with Breivik's positions on Muslims: "he blamed the labour party for its politics. Ruining our country. I agree with him that's the worst. He really wanted to kill people from the labour party which is the ruling government party as well." She's being mostly shouted down by American Freepers, including one genius who patiently explains:

Just remember Right Wing in eurowimp land is the equivalent of left wing in the USA.

Our lying media will never state the truth but remember the Nazis have been labeled right wing for decades when they were the National SOCALIST Party. Hmmm, Socialist sure does not seem to be right wing in the USA.

Wurlitzer (Welcome to the new USSA (United Socialist States of Amerika))

OK, that's about all I can stomach for now. Remember, he's a leftist!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 23, 2011 at 6:31 pm

"because anti-Muslim hate could never motivate someone to mass slaughter."

Somebody learned their history in a Texas school.

EDIT:
Oops: I forgot to read between the lines: "anti-Muslim hate could never motivate someone to mass slaughter of non-Muslims."
A Texas education remains a distinct possiblity.

arihaya July 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm

next thing we know Freepers will label Eastern European Jews (Ashkenazim) as Fascist just because their name contain the letters NAZI … go figure

JustPixelz July 24, 2011 at 10:41 am

Thanks for takin' one for the team DD.

When our wingers talk about how Obama is destroying America, they are setting up the rhetorical argument to act like a nutty Norwegian and start shooting. After all, "destroying America" is an existential threat, it demands a destructive response.

America cannot be defined, standardized or understood except in terms of the people here who live, work, vote, enlist, volunteer, argue, pay taxes, help each other. The wingers should already know that. It is the literal embodiment of that "plain language of the Constitution" they claim to love.

Fukui_sanYesOta July 25, 2011 at 3:53 am

Our lying media will never state the truth but remember the Nazis have been labeled right wing for decades when they were the National SOCALIST Party.

As a European, I detest these pig-ignorant fucks with a passion akin to solar heat.

We, as a collective group, lived through the emergence of this shit. Yes, it was the national socialist party, yes. That's true. Piggybacking on the popularity of socialist parties across Europe after ww1. That was the name, yes. All true socialists were expunged from the party by 1936.

In summary: fuck you, revisionists. Fuck you, "right in Europe is left in the US" people. Fuck you, Nazis are communists people.

You are not only wrong, but you're dangerously, stupidly wrong.

edit: just to be sure, this isn't aimed at you JustPixelz. This is a random incoherent rant aimed at the type of fool who'd claim that the Nazis were lefty.

edit 2: Authoritarian fuckwittery is pretty much indistinguishable be it left or right – see PRC vs Nazi Germany. The Nazis are right wing, and fuck anyone who says different.

Fukui_sanYesOta July 25, 2011 at 4:11 am

One more, about this "Wurlitzer" character.

I've not met anyone in Europe who's espoused views that despicable. I've known shit-ignorant racist fucks in Europe, sure. People are people. However, I've never seen any kind of meta-justification along those lines.

Personally, I love the USA, but I see goddamn horseshit like that written by voters and I sometimes fucking wonder about the future of the country,

glamourdammerung July 25, 2011 at 9:36 am

Our lying media will never state the truth but remember the Nazis have been labeled right wing for decades when they were the National SOCALIST Party.

Yet the People's Republic of China and the Republic of North Korea are somehow not Republicans according to these same fools.

carlgt1 July 23, 2011 at 6:11 pm

err, we have met the Norwegian terrorist – and he is a Freeper type….

usernameguy July 23, 2011 at 6:25 pm

Forbes blogger blames the victims. Basically says, "look what you made him do!"

Doktor Zoom July 23, 2011 at 6:36 pm

Charming: Breivik has simply taken a different approach: he attacked what he sees as the enablers — frustrated, perhaps, by a failure to vote them out of power. It is a new form of protest, and he is the first to use it. But I fear that, unless Europe begins demanding that its Muslim population live according to its Enlightenment traditions and the values of democracy, he will not be the last.

Hey, at least her victim-blaming is more forthright and honest than the Freepers, who are suggesting Breivik is either a patsy, a front for a muslim conspiracy, or a leftist. After all, American wingers never dream of wiping out liberals

anniegetyerfun July 25, 2011 at 1:25 am

Holy shit, thanks for linking that.

zhubajie July 23, 2011 at 7:20 pm
ttommyunger July 23, 2011 at 10:48 pm

All this squabbling is being conducted against a backdrop of a hundred or more innocent and very dead human beings, many painfully young. Where is our sense of dignity? Propriety? Shame for our condition? I think I'm beginning to be glad I'm old.

zhubajie July 24, 2011 at 8:40 am

According to http://www.newsinenglish.no/ , Breivik wrote a 1, 500 page manifesto, so I'm sure we will know his ideas all too well in a couple weeks. :-(

GunToting[Redacted] July 24, 2011 at 12:16 pm

It seems that "wrote" is not quite accurate. It appears he "cribbed" the Unibomber's manifesto, and some creative find/replace to introduce terms like "multiculturalism" where "leftist" was before. I suppose it's somewhat comforting to know that Europe's teatards are as intellectually lazy as ours.

CapeClod July 24, 2011 at 9:38 am

Wow, the freepers were wrong about something? Go figure.

weejee July 24, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Well perhaps not Cape (see usernameguy's post just above). The smoke hadn't cleared from Utøya Island before the tards were blaming open-minded Muslim-loving Bolshies (Norway's ruling Labor Party) for making the righteous Jebus-loving tax and immigrant-hating alleged perp a victim (see numerous earlier Palin victimhood rants). We ecumenical lefties are driving poor honorable tightie-righties to unspeakable acts. This is similar to Janet Reno driving poor Tim McVeigh to bomb the Oklahoma City Federal Building, and only makes sense with sufficient gin. Lots and lots and lots of gin.

CapeClod July 24, 2011 at 7:46 pm

I believe that's called torturing the logic until it confesses.

stew1 July 24, 2011 at 10:49 am

I'm getting paranoid! My neighborhood is overrun by fat, white people who watch nothing but Fox News, want immigrants shot at the border, and believe evolution is an evil, secular belief…any of them could be building a bomb AT THIS VERY MOMENT!

comrad_darkness July 24, 2011 at 9:48 pm

Fortunately most of them are too addled by pre-diabeties to stick to a task that long. Also too illiterate to produce the required 1500 word screed.

Jukesgrrl July 25, 2011 at 1:55 am

Yes, it's the fit ones you have to worry about. Wingnuttery and exercise = a dangerous combination.

Seriously. McVeigh and Nichols, the Unibomber, Harris and Klebold, Jim Jones, Charlie Manson, the Mariel boatlift guy, the Atlanta daytrader, the veteran who killed the Pittsburgh Police officers. Even the non-politicals like Charles Whitman, Richard Speck, Starkweather and Fugate, the wanna-be surfer who killed 35 people in Port Arthur. Not a fatty among them. I'm askeered of skinny guys!

James_Cambridge July 24, 2011 at 4:01 pm

This shooting finally proved what I always suspected: our Christian nutters just don't have the balls. Outshined by a Commie European! O the Humanity!!!

donner_froh July 24, 2011 at 8:05 pm

Assholes on parade:

Pajamas Media
http://pajamasmedia.com/tatler/2011/07/23/can-the

Can the Left Resist the Temptation to Exploit the Norway Attacks? Pajamas Media –the title sums it up perfectly.
—————
Jennifer Rubin, Wapo

Evil in Norway (which means Don't cut defense spending)
She is a talentless hack
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/po

comrad_darkness July 24, 2011 at 9:47 pm

Yes, pointing out an obvious source of danger to life and property is "exploiting".

ManchuCandidate July 24, 2011 at 8:35 pm

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glamourdammerung July 25, 2011 at 9:34 am

Bringing up the general stalking and extra accounts to harass folks might be in order as well.

comrad_darkness July 24, 2011 at 9:26 pm

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

mavenmaven July 25, 2011 at 1:01 am

Why go to the right wing media for defense of Breivik? You have Ross Douthat defending his beliefs in the NYT http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/25/opinion/25douth

anniegetyerfun July 25, 2011 at 1:31 am

"The horror in Norway no more discredits Merkel’s views on Muslim assimilation than Ted Kaczynski’s bombs discredited Al Gore’s views on the dark side of industrialization."

The difference, of course, is how proponents of these two different world-views react to world events. Environmentalists don't, by and large, murder people. People who believe that their country is being invaded by hordes of Islamic terrorists do.

iburl July 25, 2011 at 1:36 am

"many of his beliefs and arguments echo the rhetoric of mainstream cultural conservatives, in Europe and America alike."

Thank you for admitting it Doucheshat.

Fox n Fiends July 25, 2011 at 1:55 pm

And exactly how many Al Gore acolytes have killed anyone? Fucking AssHat and his endless false equivalencies.

flamingpdog July 22, 2011 at 4:21 pm

I decided this morning to take Dogass's down-fisting as if it were down from a duck – lightweight, soft, and hanging around only briefly to be replaced by something much more substantial.

starfanglednut July 23, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Ewwwww!

PristineODummy July 24, 2011 at 1:11 pm

No self-respecting dog would do it.

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