Good news, everyone: free birth control will be rolling out across America to axe murder the underprivileged in their cardboard shacks while they sleep, very soon. The Institute of Medicine recommended insurance companies eliminate charges for birth control, a poverty-reducing move that is, did you know, also Machiavellian double speak for “total class genocide.” “The Left has figured out a way to eradicate the poor,” according to Fox News virus Greg Gutfeld. A bit prosaic, though? Why doesn’t the Left just use the government bombing sprees so effective at eliminating poor people in other parts of the world? Oh right, birth control is a much cheaper governmental mass killing strategy, and these are “hard times.”
Anyway, no one be surprised to wake up one day and find there are no poor people out there. Think of all the poor people traditions and poverty that will no longer exist if there are no more poor babies born to poor mothers? Think hard about them, they will be gone soon: birth control is already a well-known “preemptive strike tactic” very effective at murdering nonexistent people by the millions.
Here is this Gutfeld idiot’s rant, if you can understand the string of words he puts together:
Oh shut up. Rick Santorum is the only one who is even remotely worried about the demise of nonexistent fetuses. Who else is going to save Rick Santorum’s flagging presidency? [ThinkProgress]
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Gabriel Santorum/Jarjar Bush 2012
I stand by this program, as anyone who's ever watched 16 and Pregnant should.
+1 GAAARRRRYYYYY
Bristol's got her own program now?
Bristol has a similar program, but instead of proven medical contraception, it shows poor people a movie featuring Breitbart talking about eunuchs.
That, and no wine coolers, ought to do the trick.
But what about all of the Post-fetal people? Who takes care of them?
If you're white and rich, then the answer is "Everybody, duh."
If you're white and rich, then the answer is "Everybody else, duh."
Fixed.
Don't you support personal responsibility? Those post-fetal infants should stop being so immature, and go get jobs!
"I'm am strongly against abortion, under any circumstances."
Because you believe a fetus has a soul?
"No."
Because it's an unnatural impediment to growing thing?
"No."
Because it raises a dilemma for doctors who believe in God?
"Naw, screw them anyway."
Because it allows a woman to make a choice she may some day bitterly regret?
"No, silly. Because it reduces poverty!"
It's attitudes like yours that are ruining this Great Country. Why do these Post-fetal people need taking care of? And what exactly do you leftists mean when you talk about "taking care of" Post-fetalz? That's your attitude towards noncommunists in a nutshell, isn't it. You just want them all "taken care of." So you won't have to face THE TROOF!!
I give my deepest Gutfeld apologies to any woman who watched this video.
Not to sound creepy, but can I feel your ass on this comment thread, too?
Sure, go ahead. I am hoping Benincasa shows up today and all you guys get hap, hap, happy!
OK!
Ahem, uh, you other commenters can move along to some other thread now, ok? Thanks. We'll catch up to you later.
Thanks a lot. I moved on and Benincasa stood me up (again!).
Time heals all wombs.
I'm still in shock that someone on Faux Noise cares so much for the Poors.
We need frillions and frillions of poor people to provide cheap labor and cannon fodder.
I always look to the right when it comes to looking out for the best interests of the poor.
The right needs a steady stream of gardeners, pool boys and maids.
And Wal-Mart will always need customers.
Last time I heard, even Wal-Mart employees can't afford to shop there anymore.
You say "anymore" like they ever could.
And all this time, we thought they only cared for fetii.
They just want a whole lot more feti to care about.
Look, if liberals stopped giving poor people welfare, then they'd finally have an incentive to get a $60,000/year job and join the middle class. That's just logic, man.
Well, if anyone's an advocate for the poor, it's Fox News.
Well, Fox is certainly more tuned in to their needs than all those other networks who won't hack the poor's voicemails, what with their ethics and all.
The downfister has been unmasked: Andy Coulson.
If you have voicemail you can't really be poor.
TVs and Voicemail: The Shameless Luxuries of the Faux Poor
Them and Rush, who helpfully encouraged the poor to solve their hunger problems by going dumpster diving at their local MacDonald's.
And then they can mock the poor for being fat, and clearly overfed, so it's time to eliminate food assistance.
Responsible dumpster diving means knowing the fat content of the food you find, and not eating more than the FDA's recommended number of calories needed per day.
Perhaps the FDA should require this information to be painted on all dumpsters. Or maybe the poor can get organized and do it themselves, because god knows it's high time they contributed something.
Well, if anyone's a
npoor advocatefor the poor, it's Fox News./fixed
Faux news only seems to be concerned with poor reporting
Indeed. *What* they're advocating for the poor, we'd best not say, but there's no denying that they're certainly advocating with all their might.
Don't worry, Fox's Greg Gutfeld. The USA will always have more than enough Bristols and Brittas, dumb poors who won't use birth control whether it's paid for or not.
See The Duggars.
Please don't. That woman's uterus *is* a clown car.
It's so cute when Republicans pretend to care about minorities.
~
Kinda like watching Marcus and Michele in bed.
"oh, Marcus! do i have to wear the clown mask again?"
"Marcus, do we have to pray away the gay every time before we do it?"
"The TV is distracting; do we have to have 300 on every time?"
"why do call me Mitch and insist on anal?"
Now that thought is a natural boner-killer.
Shriveler, even.
It is an indication of how much they hate Obama; they will even stand up for the poors if it might hurt him.
They need an army to fight wars, and they're certainly not sending their kids to enlist.
Will this apply to the Lizard People too? Or aren't they poor? maybe they are rich Republicans (has anyone checked?).
Their condoms are made from naugahyde.
The only reason this joker is "standing up" for the poor is because the rich need the poor to exist for comparative purposes. If there's no poor, there's no rich.
i think you just release some hawks in the area to eat the lizard eggs. then you eat the hawks. and that's the food chain!
This guy sounds like my 4-year old nephew as he's working a problem aloud. "And when our light turns green their light turns red so we don't crash into each other…right?" etc.
Your 4 year old nephew could kick Gutfeld's ass, intellectually speaking, that is (although, maybe physically, too?).
They give out those driver's licenses pretty early in Roscoe County, don't they?
Wait, so not only do the so-called poorz have teevees and refrigerators, they also have sexytime and WITH OTHER PEOPLE??
I don't even have sexytime with another person, now I haz a sad.
That probably means you're rich — so congratulations!
According to Oscar Wilde, "sex is the theater of the poor". Now it's television.
Sex is the television of the poor?
Sex is poor on television.
Television is the poor man's sex.
Why does the "left want to eradicate the poor" when only poor people are dumb and desperate enough to vote for them in the first place? Stupid democrats!
Typical of those wimpy fascists.
then the dems are gonna be all like, "we have survivors' guilt! waaahhhh!"
good point, though. although, with the way the dems cave in to the right these days i wouldn't be surprised if they enacted a plan like this just keep some clause from being gutted in a budget bill. "fine! we'll kill off some of our base just to play fair! but the retirement age stays at 150!"
Another example of the Democratic Plantation.
Oh no! If the poor stop having babies, the Heritage Foundation will have to find another defenseless group to demonize. Just wait until they release their review on why blind puppies deserve to be kicked.
Life begins at erection!
Life begins when the doctor prescribes Viagra.
Daddy?
Sugar Daddy.
Viagra that's covered by Insurance, of course!
The Left just wants to give the poor a stiffy.
The Left is trying to make cheap hobo porn! It all makes sense now!
Well certainly the good part of life begins after erection.
The rest is mostly waiting and or arranging for the next session.
And the lamentations of the women.
Who else is going to save Rick Santorum’s flagging presidency?
A lonely nation turns its eyes to Dan Savage.
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Hey, government bombing sprees don't just kill the poor in other countries. They kill the poors we send there to bomb the foreign poors.
It's called win-win.
Hmmm… so Koch Industries makes contraceptives now, I see.
A condom for every Koch!
Yes! Eradicating the poor by eradicating the poor is the best way to eradicate the poor.
Yo, dawg, I heard you liked eradicating the poor, so I put birth control in your health insurance that you don't have.
The conservative conundrum: We hate the browns, and this proposal might mean less of them. That's awesome! On the other hand, we LURVE babies (especially the ones somebody else has to take care of), and this proposal might mean less of them. That's bad! Oh, what to do, what to do?!?
It's lose-lose for them, and win-win for this comment.
No no no. They LURVE fetuses. Once the baby's born, they don't give a fuck (unless Caysee or Caylee or whoever just killed it).
But yes, this proposal might mean less fetuses (and fewer women staying home to incubate fetuses), and THAT would be bad for conservatives.
And all their heads asploded.
And because said heads were stuck ALL the way up their asses, they expired in a bloody cloud of guts and gory.
So let me get this straight–the poors, who don't have health insurance anyway, are going to be genocided by requiring that health insurance covers contraception?
And I guess that "providing coverage for" is exactly the same as "forcing to use…"
Holy shit. I'm glad I can'r afford health insurance! I hear it covers treatment for cancer, and if I was insured, then I'd have to get cancer!!!
I'm always amazed that their logical contradictions don't cause immediate brain infarcts.
The inescapable logic. Only the poor would use free birth control. The rest of us won't deign to use it while it is free. Also, free birth control will be mandatory for certain income levels. Wait, what?
Make it mandatory for anyone earning more than $250k a year, we'll have fewer pompous douchebags in the world.
No no – by all means let the high-earners have as many children as possible. That way the spoiled brats will draw down mommy and daddy's accounts by wrecking the Porsche every few months, trashing hotel suites and getting caught shoplifting expensive jewelry.
More to the point, if they're anything like the current crop of spoiled wealthbrats, they'll kill their parents young and soon be broke. We can hope, right?
I've always wanted to see Galt's Gulch: The Next Generation, where all the rich spoiled brats trash the place, and sell off all their carefully hoarded technology for more meth money.
The Right opposes birth control for the poor for the following reason: One of their favorite talking points has to do with objections to their tax dollars being spent on the poor. No poor, no bitching.
Yes, how will a genius like Greg Gutfield be worshiped and celebrated if there are fewer idiots to worship him on the 2am slot (aka infomertial/sex chat/Time Life time on normal TV) of Faux Newz?
If poor people stop having children, and that fucking Obama guy keeps deporting all the illegals, who will mow the lawns and scrub the toilets and slaughter the chickens and go get killed in the wars? I can see where Gutfield is worried.
And that's why the left advocates gay rights, too, isn't it? So that there will be be fewer breeders? Color me stupid, but how exactly is birth control going to eradicate the poorz? By giving them less mouths to feed so that they can become rich?
Eugenics would probably do a better job in the long run.
Eugenics, if done properly, would have spared us from the likes of Gutfeld.
Poor people have kids – "ZOMG LEFT ENCOURAGES WELFARE QUEENS!"
Poor people use birth control – "ZOMG LEFT WANTS TO ERADICATE THE POOR"
The stupid. It burns.
Yup.
Those lazy poorz should just keep their legs together and quit pooping out babeez and stealing all r muneez.
Wait – they can make sexy time w/o pooping out babeez? No fair. Poorz having sexy time are having something and therefore can't be poorz.
It's fucked up, isn't it?
What a dilemma! We like to fuck, but can't afford kids. Solution: Government mandated non-heterosexual marriages.
And the Lord said unto his disciples "The stupid and the cruel will be with you always."
So, free birth control for poor people is a good idea or a bad idea? Sorry. I'm losing my place in the conversation here.
It will cause abortions. And creeping sharia.
Doesn't Gold Bind make a cream for creeping sharia?
No, but they have a pill for unsightly trickle down.
No, you have it exactly.
So Gutfeld and his associates at FOX Criminal Enterprises, Inc. are worried that the biggest threat to their lifestyle is the elimination of poverty. Education must be a close second, then.
The Right has a variety of old fashioned ways to eliminate the actual LIVING poor (not just preventing sperm from humping eggs.)
How dare the Left take away all their fun.
Uh-oh. He's on to us. Even if he has the details a little mixed up, he recognizes that the basic goal of liberalism is to bring about genocide. Yup, we just loves us the chance to eliminate whole classes of humanity.
It was awful short-sighted of us to ban all guns, so now we have to get creative.
Well, you see, we also want to kill white middle-class patriots, so we restrict their access to guns to defend themselves from the crack-smoking brown criminals that our ACLU puppets refuse to keep in jail (and who get illegal guns anyway because they're criminals). We're also importing brown Muslin terrists with their sharia law, and brown Mexican illegals who are taking all the jerbs. Hell, we're even protecting the brown Grizzly bears that are marauding through our parks and neighborhoods.
But we're only using the browns to push our agenda; ultimately we want to abort everyone, kill humanity, and hand the planet back to the spotted owls and the manatees.
Then we ban Christmas.
But spotted owls and manatees don't celebrate Christmas …
Of course not. Because they're filthy Muslins.
"Yup, I'm a genocidal maniac."
You got a stand where I can buy that on a t-shirt?
Know what else the left likes to do? The left likes to give free condoms out at gay pride events. This is so they stop having gay babies. Right??
well, someone has to do it. god knows the straights aren't doing anything to stop having gay babies.
And this is why they have to recruit.
"Recruit" is such an ugly word. We prefer "offer attractive member benefits."
Oh, yeah–the toaster oven!
A good member would benefit La Volpe right about now…
I dunno what I have to do to get you to take my offers seriously. prolly stop making them LOL.
"Thanks for the brochure, Sir. Is it hard to get through Butt Camp? Are the Drill Sergeants mean?"
Also, what does "no fats/fems/freaks" mean, exactly?
For every member.
They might have a better chance if they quit knocking on people's doors at inopportune times and jamming their Gay Agenda pamphlets down people's throats.
And stop hanging around airports, trying to sell pencils.
Without a doubt, I know there is some teatard out there who probably believes this.
I listened to a call-in radio show recently in which some old fart was convinced
that they way you get the AIDS was via the act of anal sex. The host agreed that yes, you could pass the virus on that way, but what if both partners are AIDS free? No, the caller insisted, by simply engaging in the act of anal sex, even if both parties are AIDS free, they would get AIDS. Amazing.
I'd be happy to buttprang him, just to know that he would live the rest of his miserable, addled life worrying about what "the AIDS" was doing to his ass.
OTOH, if he's that dim, he probably has an honest-to-goodness affliction and I will be reincarnated a thousand times as a cockroach for mocking him.
True- I always give the condoms that land near me to young gay guys who give me the candy that lands near them(me, old pudgy straight woman)
What a great idea for next year's Pride Parade! I'm fixed and monogamous with MisterBarry, so no need for the condoms, but love candy!
Well of course this will eradicate the poor; with access to birth control, poor women will have less unwanted kids, less expenses and more time, and therefore may be able to get better jobs and not be poor anymore. Of course Fox News doesn't want that to happen.
America's independent ob-gyn have condemned this JOB-KILLING bill.
Srsly, why do the cock-blocked want to punish others for their success?
If ah cain't have any, ain't none a you gonna get any neither.
And who will speak up for the eggs and sperms that don't get to hook up and create zygotes the way Heavenly Father intended? Innocent germ cells have constitutional rights too ya know. (The Bible tells me so.)
I feel a song coming on
Greg Gutfeld's wikipedia page is pretty much a chronology of stupidity and failure. He's perfect for Fox News.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Gutfeld
man what a tool.
and what a charming name to go along with it.
In 2003, he hired several midgets to attend a conference of the "Magazine Publishers of America" on the topic of "buzz," with the instructions to be as loud and annoying as possible. The stunt did generate publicity for Stuff, but it led to Gutfeld being fired from the magazine soon afterward
Well, he's certainly got the "loud and annoying as possible" demographic nailed. Hire this man, posthaste!
Someone should shove Culturelle or other probiotics into this Gutfeld until his mouth-diarrhea is well-controlled.
I don't know Gutfield is bitching about. He and his boyfriend practice birth control every Tuesday, and sometimes every other Friday.
Thanks. Glad I wasn't the only one.
I love how they talk about "the poor" as if it were an endangered species or specific race….oh now I get it.
Anyway, no one be surprised to wake up one day and find there are no poor people out there.
Sounds like just another day here in Galt's Gulch. I hope that one of the other Captains of Industry knows how to make a fire and hunt food!
The overlords need a permanent underclass to support their elitism.
Otherwise, what fun is that?
But… but this might actually decrease the number of abortions and unwed teen mothers! And THEN what emotion-based "hot topic" will Repugnicants focus on to distract the Catholics, rednecks and ignorants from the way they are being fucked in the ass constantly to keep the few people still in the upper class there?
Don't be silly–contraception causes abortions. Just because.
Does this mean no more grits and hobo beans?
Next up, Gutfeld gets seriously agitated about our genocidal eradication of smallpox and polio.
The LORD commanded that we be fruitful and multiply, so that the spread of infectious diseases would never be impeded.
So helping people be less poor isn't a good thing?
Okay. Now you are catching on and you qualify for membership in the Fox Firsters Club. Just send $19.99 to Geminisunmars, PO Box 69, Haboob, AZ 88888
Sooo… they don't want to provide birth control to help the poors not have children they can't afford, and they don't want to give benefits to the poors who can't afford the children they have.
The only reasonable conclusion is that the cycle of poverty has an intrinsic, mana-boosing power that only republicans can use, mostly for rentboy liaisons and various nefarious plots against the middle class.
“The Left has figured out a way to eradicate the poor”
As opposed to the Right's way to eradicate the poor, by stigmatizing sex and shaming single mothers…
I don't think the right wants to eradicate the poor so much as continue to marginalize them. As has been said numerous times already here, they are a great fall-back scapegoat.
Or lionizing some stupid twat by paying her over $260K to blab about abstinence after she's pooped out a kid.
don't forget letting them starve/die from disease by the side of the road.
Or, god willing, force them to die during back alley abortions.
Of course, easily accessible and low cost/free birth control could eliminate abortions. And that would one less thing they could be ragey about.
"Shaming"? Oh, no, they've gone far beyond shaming. I believe the current fashion is to starve them to death, along with any non-FetusAmericans they might be trying to force decent American taxpayers to feed and foster.
"And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling Fox journalists," an Institution of Medicine spokesman was quoted when asked.
He's no doctor! It's just Old Man Witherspoon in a rubber mask!
STFU you asshole. How many poor mother's and babies are you willing to support? Is it allright with you if we raise taxes on the billionaires and mega-corps to eliminate poverty? Have you even ever been poor or maybe even been camping? Changed a diaper? Soothed a colicky baby? No? Well, now I really want to punch this guy in the nutz.
god i love that movie.
"Who is going to use free birth control? The people who can't afford it."
Well, of course, we all know that the rich disdain things that are free. No welfare for the rich!
Millions of college and graduate students would certainly turn down some free birth control, just like they turn down free pizza and t-shirts.
I got stuck in a hospital room a few months ago with an idiot who watched Fixed News around the clock. It was worse, way worse, than I had even imagined. I see it has not got any better…
"stuck in a hospital room a few months ago with an idiot who watched Fixed News around the clock."
What were you doing in a mental hospital? You seem pretty sane to me.
Fox News all day and night must have been preferable to the often painful, degrading and possibly harmful procedures that take place in hospital…
or maybe not.
I'm so sorry, Puck! I hope there were many opioid pain medications to dull the senses (as I recently discovered, myself, they really do fuck with one's higher order thinking when taken continuously for a few days…yay, morphine button). In all seriousness, hope you're feeling better.
"I've got this great plan, guys! Let's totally institute a policy that decreases our own base at our political expense, because we're greedy awful people! I sure hope no right wing shills pick up on our grand scheme…
FUCK!"
We need more people.
I mean, what if we run out of Soylent Green?
if not more people, then fatter people.
welcome back….your dreams were your ticket out…de do de doooo.
Abortion was a small incident of genocide, compared to the contraception genocide. Condoms, the most vicious agents of genocide in history! You think the guards at Buchenwald were bad, they were nothing next to condoms. And welfare is slavery, too, it keeps the blacks on the new plantations, where they can be genocided by free birth control. And taxes are slavery, too, and liberals are fascists. Liberal Hitlers are keeping everyone in the US in a state of slavery and at the same time, systematically doing genocide to the slaves. I told you this would happen if we elect a black president. Conservatives' heads would asplode, with the result that they would lose the faculty of logical thought, and be capable of speaking only in incoherent absurdities.
I see Hitler…everywhere!
BTW, this argument (contraception is genocide against the poor) reeks of Rome.
You know who else re- oh, fuck it.
Not to worry there is still that government program to broadcast a sterilization ray on all Fox news feeds.
That's change I could believe in.
I can't believe that no one has gone with the "You know who else wanted to eradicate a whole segment of society?" meme yet.
So, you know who else wanted to eradicate a whole segment of society?
Barbara Bush?
Today, we are all eradicating a small segment of society.
I managed to eradicate a small segment of society this morning after fapping in the shower. And I'd do it again too. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
SPERM LIBEL
Damn, great minds.
Jenny Craig?
I do, if the segment in question is dipshit teabagging wingtards.
Terminix?
Richard Simmons?
Spanky2b?
Trojan Maaaaaan?
A hooded, skeletal figure WHO SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS?
Downfistie McSpankenstein, the Spermburgler?
Magneto?
Billy Mays?
Any man who masturbates? (Think of all the Potential-Americans!)
Fuck this Gutfeld bitch and the pig he rode in on. No poors will be engendered and no birth control will be required.
He's concerned because the GOP has managed to impoverish a large percentage of Amerca's working-class white people. Who's gonna vote for Republikklans if they don't reproduce? The top ten percent can't do it (yet) without those millions of ignorant voters.
This guy is something else. "Gutfeld is quoted as saying “If McDonalds was in charge of ending starvation in Africa, it would have been done in a year”"
Much the way Nestle so improved child care and nutrition in Africa… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestl%C3%A9_boycott
I was part of the Nestle boycott- those bastards
Is it wrong of me to want to rip this schmuck's head off and shit down his throat?
Such wonderful, forward thinking! Get that man a fetus in a jar!
Rick Santorum might have one to spare.
OT, but what the fuck has Norway done to get itself into the gunsights?
yeah what the christ? Home grown nuts or mohammed cartoons?
They are part of NATO and have people in Afghanistan, etc. Anyway, the suspect is a T-tard type: righty, nationalist, "Christian".
I say we distribute free hand guns in order to try to eradicate the wing nuts.
Semi automatics distributed TO the wingnuts with TWO cleaning kits.
Um, can I get a heads up on when this is happening so I can get MisterBarry and BarryDog to a bunker before the shooting starts? Thanks in advance!
My God, what if we eliminate the poor. Who will our proselytizers prey upon then??
I see what you did there…many upfists, Comrad.
So if a poor doesn't have a baby and has a better chance at not remaining a poor, we're counting that as "killed off?" Good to know.
It doesn't have to make sense. It's only about sitting on FOX News with smug smiles on your fucking faces, imagining you've "gotcha'd" the liberals again in order to keep your deeply stupid viewers from questioning the constant stream of nonsense you fart at them all day and night.
"you've "gotcha'd" the liberals again"
I know, it's like he asked us what magazines and newspapers we read.
I fart in their general direction.
Sharia Law position: birth control is an abomination unto God
Greg Gutfeld: dittos!!
As fast as liberals are eradicating the poor, conservative economic policies are replenishing their ranks.
Today, we are (almost) all Poorz.
I don't have a copay for birth control now, but I didn't know that makes me poor. I just thought I had good insurance.
The last thing we want is to keep people from being poor! Can you imagine what would happen if there weren't any more poor people? Who would Fox contributors spit at?
Wish this guy's parents had refrained from irresponsible sex.
Don't worry, teatards, you're still allowed to poop out as many kids as you want and us liberals will continue to fight [you] for their access to education and special accommodations for their learning disabilities and healthcare while the Kochsuckers continue to make new poors every day. Fuck off, you stupid fucking pieces of shit, also, too.
Jello Biafra approves.
DK FTW.
The catch is that the poor probably don't have health insurance, so how are they going to get this "free" birth control? And if you do have health insurance, you are spending money to obtain it, so how can Insurance companies "paying" for your birth control be considered free?
We won't need health insurance once the Socialist Muslim Usurper living in the White Man's House implements single payer health care by punishing the job creators with massive amounts of tax increases.
Apparently Gutfeld thinks no one is sponge worthy.
While the Right's plan is to let them grow old enough to exercise their ("they're" for you teabaggers) 2nd Amendment rights on each other. Win-Win job creation in the arms industry and less competition for these jobs.
Is the pull out method no longer working?
Does he mean eradicate the poor because now they won't have a tool to help stop the downward spiral of poverty or because he is a tool?
The right wing loves the poors. That's why they institute policies to make as many of them as possible.
The Teatards need to put out a schedule letting us know which days they care about the poor and which days they consider them vermin sucking at the government teat.
Geezus. They really have gone fucking crazy, haven't they? WTF is this even supposed to mean?
If only it were true. This moron obviously never saw "Idiocracy."
This explains a lot. I always wondered why the Republicans worked so damn hard at making more poor people. It's because those damn Demon-crats are trying to get rid of them! C'mon, we're making the poors as fast as we can!
Well yeah dingus, 1+1 does equal 2. And yeah the lefties want to "eradicate the poor" – by making them become Not Poor – by a voodoo magic called altruism!
Shitkicker Rick here wants to help the poor, by making sure they stay right where they are.
He's a smart enough guy to know that psychos like Ailes having new super-yachts is a far better use of God's green Earth.
Even if he had a damn carton of 'em, Dewayne ain't gonna use no rubber when porking Bobby Sue in the back of his '92 Trans Am 'cause he don't take no showers in a rain coat, you know what I mean man? Contraception implies circumspect thought!
I thought Reps *wanted* to get rid of the poor!
We need a new contraceptive that appeals to meth head, backwards, hillbilly, retards, in Alaska. How about wine cooler contraceptives. That way they can get their drink on and no more F*cking Palins.
Maybe some day Gutfeld's limo will break down in the middle of some "poor" neighborhood You know this pasty fuck wakes up with the cold sweats two or three nights a week imagining this in his worst nightmares.
The fact that a handful of Republicans find Greg Gutfeld "funny" tells you everything you need to know about the party.
and this hoboploitation scheme will also be called Bum Fights.
This, in a nutshell.
Aversion therapy works–I won't get an erection for days now.
Jezus!!! Thanks a lot, ya bastard. I may never have sex again.
Thanks, now I have to clean off my keyboard and eat dinner again.
"Marcus! Richard Simmons gives me a headache!"
"Michele! I thought I told you not to shave!"
Sex while watching television is often poor?
I use the internet
Poor television usually involves sex.
But the good television usually does too, so I guess that's a push.
It's nothing personal – it's just the avatar. I keep thinking I'm being hit on by Don Knotts and the thought is simultaneously off-putting and arousing.
But now that you mention it, I do always enjoy the company of a mature gentleman… Big C~
hahaha well any time you wanna say hi, just add my name to the geemail, sans underscore, and I will try to find some nice hang-glider collars and white leather shoes.
Poor sex usually involves the television.
Geez, dood, you need to move to California.
I think that's called "redistribution".
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