ANALS OF JUSTICE  11:10 am July 19, 2011

Rupert Murdoch Makes Weird Anal Sex Joke About David Cameron

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

but do they kiss?Unrepentant demon overlord Rupert Murdoch and son are busy promising the British Parliament today that they had no knowledge about any of the hacking going on at News of the World previous to the scandal breaking, a ludicrous suggestion that ranks up there with “9/11 was done by the Jews” for accuracy. But Murdoch did at least admit that he regularly butt penetrates Prime Minister David Cameron. UPDATE: An activist (this guy?) tried to throw a pie at Murdoch during the hearing, which will now be “Britain’s Iraqi shoe-thrower moment” but with pies, because that is the highest form of insult in that country.

Everybody in the room laughed at the buttsex joke, because Murdoch and Cameron are both old and gross. Haha, world leaders regularly request an evil corporate colon dusting from their owners.

Beside the pie-throwing moment which is now all anyone will remember, Murdoch Senior for his part mostly just kept yelling, “HUNNFGRHHH?” and slapping the table at everyone because he is old and he can’t hear things he doesn’t like. James Murdoch said the phrase, “I have no knowledge of that” 395 times with his “I randomly swallow my vowels” accent over the course of the hearing. NEEDZ MOAR EVIL because this is otherwise very boring and unsatisfying. AND THAT IS WHAT PUBLIC TRIALS OR WHATEVER ARE FOR, pieing shameless villains, Monty Python lives, etc.

Oh yes and what else:

  • The whistleblower who started this entire scandal mysteriously turned up dead. No one immediately infer anything from this.
  • The husband of disgraced former News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks tried to ditch his laptop, phone and papers in a trash can outside their house and then told police who found it that a friend was just leaving it there for him to pick up later.
  • And now there are rumors Rupert Murdoch will resign as CEO of News Corp. Haha, this would be like when Putin “stepped down” from the Russian presidency he still runs.

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nounverb911 July 19, 2011 at 11:13 am

Marcus Bachmannn has a cure for that.

OneDollarJuana July 19, 2011 at 11:16 am

Marcus Bachmannn has a cure yen for that.

/fixed

ifthethunderdontgetya July 19, 2011 at 11:13 am

So, Rupert…you're saying you had a wide opening?
~

riverside68 July 19, 2011 at 11:19 am

Huge

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 7:59 pm

Goddamn you, riverside, if I'd only been *awake* 8 hours ago!

OC_Surf_Serf July 19, 2011 at 11:14 am

The victims of his phone scandal sure know how being ass raped feels…

KenLayIsAlive July 19, 2011 at 11:25 am

Except for the murdered children and the 9/11 victims, because they were dead first.

V572 Hair of Destiny July 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm

So: no harm done, really. What's all the fuss about? Rupert's rich and should be able to do what he likes. He's an American now!

jdoleman July 19, 2011 at 11:14 am

After this performance Rupert will have to go to James Bond Villain refresher school, he is not scary any more.

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 11:23 am

With his head shaved on top & buzzed on the sides & back, I am thinking he's either got Cancer, like Jobs, or AIDS, like Liberace, & is in the final stages of the disease/infection. & given what they have said about Rupert from before his marriage to Wendy, I'm leaning toward AIDS.

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:01 pm

OK, dish the dirt. No fair letting that little teaser dangle out there without the promise of more meat to come.

hagajim July 19, 2011 at 11:15 am

Looks like Li'l Rupie might finally get some kind of comeuppance for being a huge douchenozzle for all these years. However, if he's been coming in Cameron's backdoor for the last few years I imagine his punishment will be nothing more than a slap on the hand, or a mushroom stamp on the forehead.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 19, 2011 at 11:15 am

So that is what the Brits mean when they call someone a poodle.

ifthethunderdontgetya July 19, 2011 at 11:16 am

AND THAT IS WHAT PUBLIC TRIALS OR WHATEVER ARE FOR.

May we burn him?!?!
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genxr July 19, 2011 at 11:51 am

Does he weigh the same as a duck?

OneDollarJuana July 19, 2011 at 12:18 pm

"it's a fair cop."

not that Dewey July 19, 2011 at 12:57 pm

but society's to blame.

BlueMonkeh July 19, 2011 at 11:16 am

But how much Viagra did ole Rupey need to get in Cameron's back door? Hermmmm?

Gleem_McShineys July 19, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Only one KU, probably

(Katie Unit)

nounverb911 July 19, 2011 at 11:16 am

Lindsey Graham is all anxious to investigate Cameron's back door.

BlueMonkeh July 19, 2011 at 11:18 am

…and Rupey has a standing invite to go through his back door.

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 11:24 am

Conservapede.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 11:45 am

I thought nothing could be as gross as The Human Centipede. But Conservapede just pulled ahead.

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Oh, but, wait, there's more: that's the opening nite entertainment for the GOP convention in Tampa.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 11:44 am

You know, in the UK a biscuit is a cookie. Ham Cookies!

Barb July 19, 2011 at 11:17 am

Rupert is just learning the lingo he will be using in prison. I hope he's going to wind up an Australian speaking butt pirate in prison. Oh, take Beck with you.

JustPixelz July 19, 2011 at 11:23 am

Something like:
prisoner: "That's not a shiv. This is a shiv!" (pulls out his cock)
Murdoch: "ARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!"

SayItWithWookies July 19, 2011 at 11:18 am

Somewhere in Austin, Governor Big Hair is cradling is .50 cal Desert Eagle and weeping silently.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 11:18 am

♫The proles don't know
But the politicians understand
Well, I'm a back door man ♪

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 11:24 am

Have any of the Led Zeppelin guys been knighted? Jimmy Page, maybe?

If not, it's about damn time. Get to it, Queen! Pip, pip!

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:04 pm

Damn, Howlin' Wolf is just what I need right now.

metamarcisf July 19, 2011 at 11:18 am

Can't wait for the feature film, starring Frank Langella and Julianne Moore, entitled "I'm A Back Door Man"

JustPixelz July 19, 2011 at 11:27 am

With Ann Coulter in the title role.

weejee July 19, 2011 at 11:37 am

Does she still exist?

V572 Hair of Destiny July 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Didn't you see her on Bill Maher the other week? Not a huge Maher fan meself, but that made me turn away. She giggled like a schoolgirl at all his jokes about her. Ew.

lefty74 July 19, 2011 at 11:18 am

Believe me, the Murdocks will not be the ones waking up tomorrow with sore assholes.

JustPixelz July 19, 2011 at 11:26 am

Hot date tonight?

Or do you mean "sore" as in "angry", and "assholes" as in "Repubicans" and "waking up" as in "married to Rick Perry"?

CrankyLttlCamperette July 19, 2011 at 11:20 am

Please, they're British. In all the good public boys schools, this is merely known as a bit of "Tuesday Night Scrumpy." Which, of course, we Americans had to co-opt and rename as a "Tuesday Night Takedown."

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 11:25 am

So, there is actually a Buhgina? It's not just a slurring?

fuflans July 19, 2011 at 11:47 am

actually i think the murdochs are american. we get palin, bachmann, santorum, all the scotts, rick perry AND the murdochs.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 11:52 am

Rupert is Australian, but was made an honorary citizen (i.e. didn't have to jump through all the hoops that the hoi-polloi have to) so he could "legally" own the media.

prommie July 19, 2011 at 11:22 am

Anyone who wants to call on Enol Aengus can come around to the back door of shady thicket.

riverside68 July 19, 2011 at 11:49 am

Any relation to Colonel Aengus?

prommie July 19, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Surely you heard, Colonel Aengus was stripped of his rank after the incident at Big Beaver, during which several of his men were stricken with lockjaw. Since then, he goes by his given name, Enol.

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 11:22 am

My schaden is over frueding..although, nothing will happen to this evil goblin. And, Jesus, the "democrats" like fucking Ed Rendell (really?) and fucking Harold Ford Jr. saying that the "left" shouldn't appear to be witch hunting this . Yes, because Uncle Rupie has sicked an entire 24/7 fake news network on libruls, lefties, Dems, Progressives and declared us to be "a cancer". Uncle Rupert also defended the hate filled pink balloon when he referred to the mixed race POTUS as a racist who "hates white people?" Hang this asshole. Hang him high.

SayItWithWookies July 19, 2011 at 11:32 am

Someone needs to explain to these people that it's not a witch hunt when you're prosecuting a felon for a crime he actually committed. Or when you repeal the laws that allow him to own multiple media outlets in the same market. Or when you repeal the laws that allow him to own a huge percentage of national media outlets. That's just soundly fixing the fuckups of the wannabe robber baron generation.

V572 Hair of Destiny July 19, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Also he's a witch. Or something at least that evil. So it's a witch hunt in that sense.

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Also please to define "demagogue". It does not mean what they think it means. Too.

GOPCrusher July 19, 2011 at 1:51 pm

I disagree. According to the Yahoo comments, this whole thing is funded by George Soros in the hopes of shutting down Fox News and removing the last bastion of dissention against the Muslim Socialist Usurper living in the White Man's House.

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Geezus, they really do have a bunch of yahoos commenting at that site, don't they? Teh stoopid, it must be shut down in order for Yahoo to function at all as a community outlet.

elviouslyqueer July 19, 2011 at 11:38 am

I used to tolerate Harold Ford Jr., given that he was the least corrupt, batshit insane member of the Ford clan. Now, though, it seems like wants to be nothing more than a lawn jockey for the GOP.

HistoriCat July 19, 2011 at 11:48 am

Now, though, it seems like wants to be he's nothing more than a lawn jockey for the GOP.

Fixed that for you.

Chet Kincaid July 19, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Jesus, Ed Rendell and Harold Ford Jr.?! Are you watching Morning Joe again?! I've warned you guys that shit will rot your brain!!

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 12:57 pm

HFJ is playing it cool… since he'll have to have somewhere to turn once MSNBC dumps him on his self-loathing behind.

Plus, FOX has Megyn Kelly.

Sharkey July 19, 2011 at 11:22 am

Oh come on, Murdoch couldn't find the ass on a donkey.

KenLayIsAlive July 19, 2011 at 11:26 am

You say that, but he's been fucking the democrats for years.

Sue4466 July 19, 2011 at 11:38 am

Damn! you win!

elviouslyqueer July 19, 2011 at 11:23 am
PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:11 pm

Ya know, if you're doing it right, you don't get a sore asshole. Also, your likelihood of remaining full of shit is significantly lessened as the result of a warm spoo enema.

So, no. Rupe is nothing like anal sex. Unless it's santorum-riddled anal sex. With a diseased and torn anus.

MildMidwesterner July 19, 2011 at 11:23 am

I bet their meeting was quite nice… a cup of tea and a taste of spotted dick.

V572 Hair of Destiny July 19, 2011 at 12:09 pm
PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:16 pm

Oh, my. Now I wish I'd read ALL my Pynchon, like a good kid.

Sharkey July 19, 2011 at 11:24 am

I think they got that wrong, Cameron actually invited him to No.2.

Chillwaver July 19, 2011 at 11:25 am

What (or who) is the British equivalent of Santorum?

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 11:31 am

Thatching?

OneDollarJuana July 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Marmite.

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:16 pm

Coulson.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 11:25 am

The husband of disgraced former News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks tried to ditch his laptop, phone and papers in a trash can outside their house

Fookin' brilliant. I guess when the cops come to arrest them, they'll throw wastepaper baskets over their heads and stand real still and pretend to be floor lamps. That will definitely fool them.

littlebigdaddy July 19, 2011 at 11:45 am

Yeah, what happened to the time-honored custom of dumping evidence (and bodies) in the Thames?

genxr July 19, 2011 at 11:53 am

When they're searching his house, he will peek out from under the lamp shade. The cops shout, "There 'e is! Get 'im!" Then he puts the lampshade back on and they say, 'Where did he go? Gave us the slip. He's a crafty one, that."

riverside68 July 19, 2011 at 11:25 am

bodies, arrests, resignations, laptops thrown out the nearest window

And Wonkette leads with buttsex innuendo

You're the best!

HistoriCat July 19, 2011 at 11:49 am

It is the Wonkette way – assfucking first!

JoshuaNorton July 19, 2011 at 11:27 am

he is old and he can’t hear things he doesn’t like.

Not to mention that he has a smile that induces seizures in most children.

KenLayIsAlive July 19, 2011 at 11:29 am

"The whistleblower who started this entire scandal mysteriously turned up dead."

Has Murdoch tried to hack his cell phone yet?

Chet Kincaid July 19, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Oh, that is nice!

KenLayIsAlive July 19, 2011 at 6:23 pm

Thank you, thank you

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:17 pm

I think Murdoch might well end up some place where "cell" is not limited to just phones.

JustPixelz July 19, 2011 at 11:29 am

As they say on Fox News, "he's got a lot of chootzpah".

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:18 pm

That's choot-SPA to you, bubbe.

GuyClinch July 19, 2011 at 11:30 am

Yeah, so, I just hacked Cameron's phone and listened to a voicemail Murdoch left saying how much he wishes he were one of Cameron's hemorrhoidal suppositories so he could always be inside his "love canal". Weird stuff.

Weenus299 July 19, 2011 at 11:37 am

Wait, how is it that we know about Billo's Loofa and Falafel adventure?

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 11:31 am

This goblin gave us Hannity, Billo, Beck and 8 years of Bush. Death Penalty.

Weenus299 July 19, 2011 at 11:37 am

But the Simpsons, Family Guy, and SUPER FUCKING NFL COVERAGE! So shit.

elviouslyqueer July 19, 2011 at 11:45 am

Glee, also. Oh, wait.

genxr July 19, 2011 at 11:54 am

He overpaid for the NFL rights.

Weenus299 July 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm

That and he should have personally killed Tim McCarver before the first FOX-covered baseball game. But he didn't = Pure Evil.

SorosBot July 19, 2011 at 11:56 am

A crime like inflicting the fucking Family Guy on the nation is worthy of the guillotine.

Weenus299 July 19, 2011 at 12:11 pm

No, American Dad. No, the Cleveland Show. No, Bob's Burgers. …

elviouslyqueer July 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm

American Idol alone deserves a 10,000-volt jolt to the genitals. No, I take that back. Two jolts, in case the first one doesn't work.

Ansnarkist July 19, 2011 at 11:46 pm

AND HE CANCELLED ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!

Sorry about the caps-lock. I am still very passionate about this show that I never watched until years after it was cancelled.

AJWjr. July 19, 2011 at 12:37 pm

But their coverage of Formula 1 sucks ass.

GOPCrusher July 19, 2011 at 2:10 pm

NEEDZ MOAR DARRELL WALTRIP AND "BOOGITY, BOOGITY, BOOGITY"!

AJWjr. July 19, 2011 at 2:21 pm

I'm sure it's that occasional right turn that throws them off their game.

weejee July 19, 2011 at 11:40 am

And should follow the traditional British practice of hanged, drawn, and quartered.

elviouslyqueer July 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm
PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:21 pm

I think they get drawn and quartered *before* the hanging. More, um, er, live entertainment that way. Not for long, but definitely louder.

ProudLibunatic July 19, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Beck alone is enough to damage all the good things put together.
And while we're at it…
…thanks to the Murdoch "empire" for lowering the debate is in this country, paving the way and giving a platform to Sarah, Glenn, Sean, Bill, Michele, etc. (I could go on and on, but I'm getting nauseous.)

SorosBot July 19, 2011 at 11:33 am

Man, I'd like to have James Murdoch's job. He makes a ton of money for being in charge of a portion of a vast news empire, but apparently doesn't have to do any work since he doesn't even know what any his underlings are doing.

Meanwhile, not only is NewsCorp going down in the UK, they just might take Cameron with them, which would be fun to see.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 11:34 am

“HUNNFGRHHH?”

The new "Henngh?" has finally arrived!!

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:22 pm

And to think! "Henngh?" had barely achieved universal adoption before being ousted.

Goonemeritus July 19, 2011 at 11:35 am

The nice thing about the downfall of ruthless people is their past sins are visited on them with a cheery enthusiasm. Think Mussolini, Ceausescu or Martha Stewart.

Weenus299 July 19, 2011 at 11:35 am

I can't watch the hearings, and I'm not very interested to see how a weasel will beat the odds and keep his damned empire or whatever. I do wish this song and dance would end up with him stripping down and taking a big shit on the table in front of him.

mrblifil July 19, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Keep his empire? These lying sacks of shit will be the most hated people in Britain by morning. And they just made the job of their fawning apologists that much harder. I'm stunned Rupert didn't go the Mubarak route and feign sickness.

mavenmaven July 19, 2011 at 11:37 am

Rupert Murdoch? That's not news Merkans want to hear about. Here is the BIG NEWS for today that Merkans can relate to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wB0y-0NIVE&fe

RodneyBadger July 19, 2011 at 11:37 am

How come this story doesn't contain the word "buttsex"? This is still Wonkette, right? Show a little respect for those that came before Kirsten. If you had any decency you would change the headline to "Murdoch to Parliment: I have Buttsex with David Cameron."

prommie July 19, 2011 at 12:08 pm

O tempore, O mores. The word proper term is "assfucking."

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:23 pm

Not "bunghole-jumping"?

DashboardBuddha July 19, 2011 at 11:38 am

David Cameron = Goatse

(damn…that's twice in two weeks I've used Goatse.)

Gleem_McShineys July 19, 2011 at 2:48 pm

"used Goatse"

And he didn't even notice!

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:24 pm

You wouldn't either, if you could stretch that wide.

Mahousu July 19, 2011 at 11:40 am

Mr Brooks’s spokesman denied the bag belonged to Mrs Brooks. ‘Charlie has a bag which contains a laptop and papers which were private to him,’ he said. ‘They were nothing to do with Rebekah or the [phone-hacking] case.’

In other words, his porn stash.

Oblios_Cap July 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm

You've seen Rebekah, haven't you?

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 11:41 am

Well thanks to the Wonkette Photography Collection, we do know that Cameron always has Cocks on the brain

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 11:42 am

The thought of Rupert getting in anyone's back (or front for that matter) door has caused my lady bits to completely clamp shut. Thanks.

SorosBot July 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Hey, it causes my manparts to shrink and retreat too; it's not a pleasant image for anybody.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 12:23 pm

I'm glad someone is sharing my pain

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Trust me on this: ladybits ain't the only ones clamping at that news.

WhatTheHeck July 19, 2011 at 11:43 am

Rupert ain't gonna take this sitting down.

ManchuCandidate July 19, 2011 at 11:46 am

We know Downfister luuuves Rupie's backdoor.

Neilist_Returns July 19, 2011 at 11:48 am

No sex, please! We're British!

nounverb911 July 19, 2011 at 11:52 am

I saw that show in London in 1976.

PubOption July 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Not exactly, the 'News of the World' was commonly known as 'News of the Screws'.

fuflans July 19, 2011 at 11:49 am

how's this going over on fox?

ManchuCandidate July 19, 2011 at 11:54 am

Tumbleweeds… and denial.

SorosBot July 19, 2011 at 11:58 am

Remember the "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE !!" kid? Like that.

El Pinche July 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm

They're still whining about cheezburgergate.

FNMA July 19, 2011 at 12:33 pm

How's what going over on where?

arihaya July 19, 2011 at 11:50 am

btw reading Faux News drones defending Murdoch in Politico is like reading a modern adaptation of 1984

something like this:
"
chokeonit
Party: Tea Party

Mr. Murdoch is a great and honest man. If the Socialists (aka dems) in this country and elsewhere think they are going to bring this man down they are living in fantasy land.
"

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 12:08 pm

It is because of Murdoch we have fellow citizens referring to, ( aka dems), in such disparaging terms. And they shoot us also. Thanks Rupie

fuflans July 19, 2011 at 12:50 pm

the murdoch's are doing a bang up job of bringing themselves down. no socialists needed.

donner_froh July 19, 2011 at 11:51 am

Taking a page from the book of BaldarTFlagass above: The husband of disgraced former News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks tried to ditch his laptop, phone and papers in a trash can outside their house.

Can't anyone do anything right anymore? No wonder the Murdoch's are in trouble with incompetent lackeys such as this.

It is shameful to think that England, which produced such notables as the Kray twins and Charles Peace, has sunk to such a level among its criminal classes.

Oblios_Cap July 19, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Another Guy ("Guido") Fawkes is what they need!

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 1:08 pm

It is shameful to think that England, which produced such notables as the Kray twins and Charles Peace, has sunk to such a level among its criminal classes.

Yeah, their shit has sure gone downhill since the days of the Lavender Hill Mob, Harold Shand, and Charlie Croker ("You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!")

CapeClod July 19, 2011 at 11:53 am

I bet this ends with Murdoch trying to make his escape on his stealth battle cruiser.

Oblios_Cap July 19, 2011 at 11:57 am

Ho ho ho!

According to the BBC just now: 1655: Rupert Murdoch appears to have been attacked by somebody in the public gallery.

GuyClinch July 19, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Yep, custard pie, apparently. First or only most recent time a man has messily gotten white stuff all over Rupert's face? Who knows.

And Stephen Fry tweets: "Wendy Murdoch bitchslaps assailant. My." Haha.

natoslug July 20, 2011 at 1:59 am

Nothing trivial, I hope.

Callyson July 19, 2011 at 11:58 am

And I love how the Brookses blamed a housecleaner for putting the computer in the trash can. So hard to get good help these days…

mrblifil July 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Rule number one of the Murdoch Book of Assholery: there is always at least one person between you and accountability.

Come here a minute July 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm

You'd think he could buy himself a decent first name.

jdoleman July 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Breaking, Protester tries to custard pie Murdoch, attack foiled by his beautiful, but deadly, female bodyguard.

jakegittes July 19, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Judo Chop.

ManchuCandidate July 19, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Bitch gotta protect her investment… I mean, her man.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Rupert must have really slathered on the Hai Karate this morning, got her juices flowing.

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:28 pm

I don't think Wendi Deng married Rupie for *any* reason even remotely involving juices – unless that's code for "huge fucking gobs of money," that is.

Oblios_Cap July 19, 2011 at 12:03 pm

1701: James Murdoch looked shocked that security staff had failed to protect his father properly, Nick Robinson says.
1701: Nick Robinson says Rupert Murdoch's wife was "up like a shot" to defend her husband.
1659: BBC political editor Nick Robinson says Rupert Murdoch was apparently hit in the face with a plate of shaving foam by a man shouting: "Greedy."

too bad it wasn't a plate of sick.

WinterOuthouse July 19, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Everybody is having backdoor sex. Murdoch is a conservative and doesn't think the evil gheys should live.

I blame the Negroes

hollywooddood July 19, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Rosebud…rosebud…

jdoleman July 19, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Murdoch attacked with foam pie, like all good modern demonstrators culprit tweeted his intentions http://twitter.com/#!/JonnieMarbles

ProudLibunatic July 19, 2011 at 12:07 pm

At last!
Yay, Wonkette!
Hooray for buttsecks!

(Too bad Rupert is so old, he won't suffer for very long.)

DangerHelvetica July 19, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Why is everyone picking on Murdoch after he got hacked?!

V572 Hair of Destiny July 19, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Hey downfister — what is it you like about Murdoch, exactly?

Gleem_McShineys July 19, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Rear entry enthusiasts of a feather fist together.

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 12:14 pm

It appears he is as beloved over there as he is over here!

jakegittes July 19, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Sorry if this has already been said, but Olbermann points out that there is a resemblance between James and Ruprecht Murdoch and Smithers and Mr. Burns.

DangerHelvetica July 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Rupe resembles a certain Chancellor too: http://yfrog.com/khhwmgoj

Beetagger July 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Wait…. are you saying the Jews didn't do 911?

proudgrampa July 19, 2011 at 12:38 pm

HUNNFGRHHH???

(Thanks, Baldar!)

mercianomad July 19, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Who will be their Ollie North?

And I hope the cream tosser read this Matt Taibbi eXile article when he was preparing his plate for Rupert. –> http://exiledonline.com/feature-new-york-times-ha

PristineODummy July 19, 2011 at 8:35 pm

Jezus. I've been looking for that article for years. Will go nicely with the rest of my Indonesian political history reading this summer. thanks.

DemonicRage July 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Why is anyone surprised at all this? Wasn't it over a decade ago when someone caught Prince Charles on his phone saying he wished he could be Camilla's tampon? And this guy is next in line to be King.

DustBowlBlues July 19, 2011 at 12:48 pm

I don't have time to take part in this but the teevee is on CNN and g**dammit, is that woman wearing a wig, or what? Maybe she's going for the Pre-Raphaelite look, but the effect she's getting is more like someone out of a painting by Edvard Munch.

DerrickWildcat July 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Shhhh, everyone be quiet! Witchy-Poo is a testifyin'.

Chet Kincaid July 19, 2011 at 12:50 pm

So is Rebekah Brooks the Ultimate Evil Ginger?

DashboardBuddha July 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm

and CarrotTops love child.

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm

There's a joke in here about drapes and carpets.

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Let's just say, over at Gawker, Jim Newell is conflicted about how to write about her transgressions.

FakaktaSouth July 19, 2011 at 1:08 pm

I never thought I would say this, but dang, I might could work for THIS version of the woman who was able to rise to the top of Rupert's evil clan. It was by being demur and sweet and "really just nawt knowing" a THING that was going on, much less the people that worked for her. She ain't paying attention to NOTHING at work. That's a boss I could get behind.

PrimlyStable July 19, 2011 at 6:58 pm

She was the inspiration for Sideshow Bob.

mrblifil July 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Fossilized horndog with the trophy Asian sex slave and his unctuous brown-nosing lying shitheel power bottom son. They did their company a world of hurt today.

elviouslyqueer July 19, 2011 at 1:04 pm

I hate to be uncharitable, but Rebekah, darling, you used to be a huge fucking bigwig in London media circles. Bless your heart, but you couldn't afford a decent facialist?

HarryButtle July 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm

“Ashley Greene gets creampie” is a video I want to see. “Rupert Murdoch gets creampie” is an image that will haunt my nightmares forever. Also.

benjo765 July 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm

the News of the World headline that would of been:

ASIAN HOTTIE GOES WILD AS OLD MAN GETS FACE FULL OF CREAM

…rip

Nostrildamus July 19, 2011 at 3:33 pm

When life offers you lemons, have a Lemon Party!

DahBoner July 19, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Rupert Murdoch is getting so tired of what other people are saying about him, he's stopped listening in.

//rimshot

ttommyunger July 19, 2011 at 11:35 pm

…And you just KNOW he never once offered Cameron a reach-around.

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Agghhh! Thank you. Fuck I HATE that show.

GOPCrusher July 19, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Agreed. There are far worse crimes against humanity on Fox, then Family Guy.

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