SUE EVERYBODY  1:25 pm July 19, 2011

Heroic Nevada Man Sues DMV For Palin License Plate

by Blair Burke

paul revere told him to do itSure, maybe we can’t all spend five trillion dollars on spray paint to make the family trailer look like Sarah Palin’s Magic Crazy School Bus, but shouldn’t we, as Americans, be able to make small improvements to our vehicles, to honor Sarah and her Race to Nowhere? Isn’t “Vanity Plate Freedom” part of the First Amendment or whatever? It certainly is, at least in the Constitution of one Nevada man’s heart. This man just wants his license plate to read “GOPALIN,” for some reason, but of course, the vanity plate czars wouldn’t let him, because of librul bias!

James Linlor was all excited to get his “GOPALIN” license plate, so one day he could meet Sarah Palin and tell her about it, and she could charge him her discounted Creepy Wingnut rate for a photo op. But after submitting his application, James Linlor’s request was denied by the all-powerful DMV Special Plates Committee, so now he has been forced by the Founding Fathers to file a lawsuit.

The complaint alleges Linlor requested a personalized license plate of “GOPALIN” in 2009 and 2010, but the DMV denied his applications, stating the request was “vulgar or obscene or expressing superiority of political affiliation.”

Despite the judge’s decision, the complaint alleges the DMV again denied Linlor’s request for a “GOPALIN” plate. Meanwhile, Linlor discovered the DMV had issued other politics-related license plates, including “GOGREEN,” “DMOCRAT,” “AL GORE,” “KERRY,” “EDWARDS,” “DEAN,” “HILLARY” and “RONPAUL,” while rejecting requests for “REPBLCN” and “BUSH,” the complaint alleges.

James Linlor would like to know why “HILLARY” is an acceptable license plate, but “BUSH” is not. Does the Special Plates Committee just sit around in a dungeon, making jokes about what these plates could mean? Of course, “GOPALIN” could easily be “vulgar or obscene,” because maybe it refers to Bristol Palin, and that kind of thing is gross and inappropriate for the roadways.

There is no questioning James Linlor’s love of Sarah Palin, though, as he is quite good at being the annoying victim no one really wants to hear from anymore:

Bruce Breslow, director of the Nevada DMV, said Monday he’s not sure why Linlor brought a lawsuit this month because the “GOPALIN” plate was issued Dec. 30, 2010.

[The Las Vegas Sun]

 
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nounverb911 July 19, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Where's Palin's royalty check?

Crank_Tango July 19, 2011 at 1:28 pm

What does Sarah Palin have to do with vanity, anyway?

Plate Libel!!!

Come here a minute July 19, 2011 at 1:29 pm

He got his plate, but I am still prohibited from getting "TRUKNUTZ" — typical American Christian Sharia!

metamarcisf July 19, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Does EATMEBRISTOL have too many characters?

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Haha. You're combining Bristol with character. She has none, silly!

hagajim July 19, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Yep. Go with NOPREGHO

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 2:04 pm

CPSRPRZ or CPSPRZ should work.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 19, 2011 at 2:28 pm

BJ4BJ works just fine for Bristol.

ChessieNefercat July 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm

"Does EATMEBRISTOL have too many characters?"

Not if everyone stays in line and waits their turn.

Callyson July 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm

What, NAILINPALIN was too hard for this guy to spell?

hagajim July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Too many letters. FUKPALIN might work tho.

nounverb911 July 19, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Todd already has that one.

baconzgood July 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm

TRUCK NUTZ LIBEL!!!!!

CrankyLttlCamperette July 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Stupid people are stupid.

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 1:40 pm

And numerous.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 1:46 pm

I think "ubiquitous" is the word we're looking for here.

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm

GOLIBRULBIAS!

Radiotherapy® July 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm

3MTA3 never gets through either.

weejee July 19, 2011 at 1:40 pm

That bites.

mavenmaven July 19, 2011 at 1:51 pm

"don't be a faggot"…

Pragmatist2 July 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm

He should get a plate that reads "NILAPOG".
Palin supporters are mostly dislexic.

Malasarib July 19, 2011 at 8:32 pm

They're not dyslexic… They just don't know how to read.

mavenmaven July 19, 2011 at 1:33 pm

How about GOP AILING?

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Gahhh! Down thread! Upfist! That's how I saw it.

Barb July 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm

And yet, they still let Sarah have her vanity plate:
PMS 24-7

Tommmcatt July 19, 2011 at 1:57 pm

'IQ 80"

JustPixelz July 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm

I thought her vanity plate was a mirror.

Boehneriffic July 19, 2011 at 2:30 pm

I thought it was $CUNT$.

GOPCrusher July 19, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Huzzah!

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm

MEMEMEME

DangerHelvetica July 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Quick, someone come up with an Urban Dictionary definition for what filthy act "gopalin" would be.

Crank_Tango July 19, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Sounds like whatever it is, it would involve copious amounts of oral santorum and a raging yeast infection.

FNMA July 19, 2011 at 1:37 pm

"Going palin": The act of getting wasted on wine coolers and getting knocked up by white trash in a pup tent.
Or, See grifting.

inapewetrust July 19, 2011 at 1:37 pm

quitting everything, all the time

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

not sure what the sex act itself will be but it will cost you $100,000 in new underwear for her family.

JustPixelz July 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Hanging around with has-beens. As in "Let's Go-Pal'in around with Sarah".

Doktor Zoom July 19, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Pulling out halfway through.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 19, 2011 at 2:41 pm

My thoughts exactly, dear Doctor. I'm just surprised it took an hour for someone to post it.

Doktor Zoom July 19, 2011 at 2:48 pm

It also has the added utility of being an ineffective method of preventing pregnancy: "You might not get pregnant if I Gopalin, but then again, you might"

Dudleydidwrong July 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm

coitus interruptus
politicalus interruptus would be redundant

EdFlintstone July 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm

It wasn't the first time Sarah's been screwed against a bumper.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm

IMPALIN?

petehammer July 19, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Or mounted with four nuts.

Billmatic July 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm

I was about to say "Well, dude's got a point," before that last sentence. These people really are even whinier and oversensitive than they accuse panty waisted big city DMOCRAT as being.

He was declined because someone already did it (sad, and sadder) and then filed a frivolous law suit against a state government. I hope he doesn't mind flushing money down the toilet.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 19, 2011 at 1:54 pm

"I hope he doesn't mind flushing money down the toilet."

I'm betting he's contributed to Palin's vacation campaign, so the answer is clearly "flush away!"

ChessieNefercat July 19, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Hypocritical bastard probably straightened his polyester tri-cornered hat and bustled right over to the latest teatards against functioning government rally after filing his frivolous taxpayer money wasting lawsuit.

Billmatic July 19, 2011 at 3:12 pm

I bet he's on Medicare and Social Security.

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Yes, but it diverted money, resources, and court time that could have been spent on something *really* frivolous, like product liability or wrongful firing, so it's really OK.

ChessieNefercat July 20, 2011 at 2:24 pm

I see. Downright patriotic of him, indeed.

JimmyCarlBlack July 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm

"Help, I'm being repressed!" — Michael Palin.

BlueMonkeh July 19, 2011 at 1:53 pm

"Now you see the violence inherent in the system!"

(or something like that)

TanzbodenKoenig July 19, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' license plates is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

littlebigdaddy July 19, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Peasant 1: "How do you know he's a king?"
Peasant 2: "He hasn't got shit all over him"

GortRay July 19, 2011 at 2:40 pm

The Indian of the group?

Pat_Pending July 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm

"Anarchist syndicalist commune!" I just wanted an excuse to type that. Carry on.

ManchuCandidate July 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm

I'm pretty sure that this deserves a license revoking on the general principle he is a clueless botard.

MissusBarry July 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm

I think this is the second time I've seen you use "botard" today and I can't help but wonder if (a) I missed a meme or something, which is completely possible or (b) this is a reference to BOCES, which seems equally possible?

ManchuCandidate July 19, 2011 at 3:49 pm

No missing meme.

It was a general insult used when I was a kid. More polite than the Down S Word (I don't know if IntenseDebate still bans the Palin Like Word.) I don't know where it came from though.

MissusBarry July 19, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Interesting. We used it as kids with the same basic meaning, too. It came from BOCES (I believe the acronym is Board of Cooperative Educational Services), which is a NYS entity that works with public schools to provide special education and vocational training. Each location serves multiple schools to provide services that individual districts couldn't reasonably provide for small pools of students. While they do also provide a handful of other offerings, like gifted classes, they were known for the less mensa-oriented pursuits…hence botard. While my college admissions might have suffered, I've always wished I could have taken auto mechanics…it'd be nice to be the chick who can pop the hood and say more than, "yep, looks like an engine."

DashboardBuddha July 19, 2011 at 1:35 pm

He doesn't know why "Bush" was denied?

FNMA July 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm

He was equally confused when they denied him that Cheney plate.

baconzgood July 19, 2011 at 1:41 pm

DICKSGOOD

DashboardBuddha July 19, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Old joke: What do John Kerry and pantyhose have in common? They both irritate bush.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm

I'm sure he's been denied "bush" so many times that he can't even remember why.

Crank_Tango July 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm

for some reason the green thumb on your post is broken–I click and I click and it only adds the one P. #winning

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Ah shucks!

weejee July 19, 2011 at 1:42 pm

He shulda snatched a peek on SHRUB.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm

God knows I've been denied Bush enough times.

OneDollarJuana July 19, 2011 at 3:38 pm

And, of course, "Hillary" was accepted because no-one associates her with sex.

hagajim July 19, 2011 at 1:36 pm

How bout GRIFTER1

Tundra Grifter July 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Taken.

GOPCrusher July 19, 2011 at 5:49 pm

That's the plate on the Palin family 1975 Ford F-150 4×4 pickup truck.

SarahsBush July 19, 2011 at 1:36 pm

"Bruce Breslow, director of the Nevada DMV, said Monday he’s not sure why Linlor brought a lawsuit this month because the “GOPALIN” plate was issued Dec. 30, 2010."

Undefeated.

Tundra Grifter July 19, 2011 at 1:37 pm

He should ask if "QUITR" is still available.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

He really wanted "GO PALIN' AROUND WITH TERRORISTS", but, too many letters, plus no apostrophes allowed.

orygoon July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

"Bruce Breslow, director of the Nevada DMV, said Monday he’s not sure why Linlor brought a lawsuit this month because the “GOPALIN” plate was issued Dec. 30, 2010."

I am just like that. I get exactly what I ask for and then sue the folks anyway. And yet, this guy's in the news and I am not. I'm gonna sue about that, too.

NorthStarSpanx July 19, 2011 at 3:06 pm

James, don't retreat, reload and pull a Westboro Baptist Church antic – I'm pretty sure someone is gonna take a swing at you and you can then sue them for a living.

HistoriCat July 19, 2011 at 3:10 pm

It's OK – you would fit well in the Republican congressional caucus.

bumfug July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

I want one that says "GOPALIN&TAKEBACHMANNWITHYOU".

weejee July 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Can't cause that one wuz playin' on Muhammad's Radio.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Dude, try POOFTER, that will get past those DMV commies.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 19, 2011 at 2:01 pm

But then people will think he supports Marcus Bachmann.

DaSandman July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

I went to my local DMV and as a test tried :BRISKET IS A LOW BORN WASILLA GUTTER SLUT.

Picking it up on Friday :)

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Really? I should think that would have copyright problems, because isn't that the title and/or content of her "book"?

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Anyone else read that as "GOP ALIN'"?

littlebigdaddy July 19, 2011 at 2:30 pm

ANAL PIG?

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm

GG Allin?

Allmighty_Manos July 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Making shit up in order to play the persecuted victim — all while pulling in some sweet cash from the deal. He really is a Palin fan.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm

I wonder if he has the backwards B on his cheek going on.

widestanceroman July 19, 2011 at 1:40 pm

A fellow this bright should just spray paint it on the windshield to flaunt his freedoms.

Why does he hate the founding fathers who fought so tirelessly to end slavery like this?

Ruhe July 19, 2011 at 2:02 pm

He's a romantic, of course. Spray paint on the windshield would be creepy and stalkerish but a vanity plate is classy and subtle.

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm

YOU LIE!!!

[ya see what I did there?]

The Founding Fathers did NOT fight to end slavery.
They fought to force all whitefoks to have the freedom to own guns so that socialist muslins couldn't take away their freedom to HAVE slavery.

FOUNDING FATHER LIBEL!!
*runs away waving arms in the air a la Chicken Little*

Sue4466 July 19, 2011 at 1:41 pm

What does the fact that the DMV issued the license tag 8 months ago have to do with his suit that the DMV won't issue the license tag?

Issuance of the tag was not intended to be a factual incident.

Fox n Fiends July 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Funny, I had no problem getting REAGANSCUNT.

Laughitoff22 July 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm

I thought republicans were a strictly bumper-sticker crowd? Vanity plates require too much thought…

Sue4466 July 19, 2011 at 1:45 pm

And they seem a little elitist.

Though, they don't REQ GR8 spelling. So there's that.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm

And money. That goes to the state. And from there, it is disbursed to undeserving Negroes and other various and sundry peoples of the brown persuasion.

HistoriCat July 19, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Unlike the "message plates" – Choose life!

GOPCrusher July 19, 2011 at 5:51 pm

Jesus Is My Co-Pilot.

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm

/Southern accent/
Can't neither one of y'all drive.
\Southern accent\

inapewetrust July 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm

does bragging about your own foolishness really qualify as "vanity"?

elviouslyqueer July 19, 2011 at 1:55 pm

It's always worked for Sarah.

ifthethunderdontgetya July 19, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Something something all Harry Reid's fault!!!

And libunatics, too.

Also…Could someone in Nevada see if the SANTORUM plate is available?
~

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 19, 2011 at 2:30 pm

SANTORUM is only available as a rear plate.

YasserArraFeck July 19, 2011 at 3:37 pm

A plate of Santorum……."When you're Here, You're Family"

KeepFnThatChicken July 19, 2011 at 1:48 pm

NILAPOG means "I wish that bitch would move" in Russian.

Sharkey July 19, 2011 at 1:48 pm

STOPAILIN

Not_So_Much July 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Stay tuned for Palin making a victim statement on Fox in three…two…

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm

If he really wants to honor Palin, he should file his suit and then quit in the middle.

CapeClod July 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm

SHOOTIN N RINGIN.

dyedwool July 19, 2011 at 1:50 pm

What, was GOTARD already taken?

Goonemeritus July 19, 2011 at 1:50 pm

I love light switch lickers that voluntarily pay for the right to inform the world that they are light switch lickers. But this guy is even better he is bringing legal action to preserve his right to tell the world that he is a light switch licker.

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm

"light switch lickers"

Are you Crow T. Robot?

Nostrildamus July 19, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Actually, GOPALIN was rejected because it lacked the legally required (TM).

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Let's see. Today's posts: 2 Bachmann, 1 Murdoch, and 1 Palin. Do I go all in, and hope for another Bachmann and Three-of-a-Kind of Krazee, or do I call check and see if another Murdoch or Palin gets dealt and hope that I can pull in the pot with Two Pairs of Pusillanimity? Decisions decisions.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 2:06 pm

It's feeling like a Two-Fer Tuesday so my money is on another Murdoch or Palin card before the Three Of A Clown is dealt.

SorosBot July 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm

It's been a while since we've some Santorum on our Wonkette; things are due to get messy and frothy here.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 2:54 pm

We did have a bit of assfucking earlier, but it wasn't nearly frothy enough

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 19, 2011 at 2:32 pm

I would be perfectly happy with a Gingrich or Mitt Fudge post as a wild card.

MissusBarry July 19, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Or that guy (other than Huntsman) that nobody's ever heard of–Cooter McCreedy, Custer McCoon, something like that. It'd be fun for him to weigh in with some epic bit of public stupidity.

SorosBot July 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Tim Pawlenty?

MissusBarry July 19, 2011 at 9:47 pm

I wouldn't be able to tell them apart except that McCooter or whatever was in favor of a tax write-off for vet bills. A memorable position for a Great Dane owner.

jus_wonderin July 19, 2011 at 2:38 pm

GOPHISH

Doktor Zoom July 19, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I know the pain of not being able to get the vanity plates one desires. Before I put it in storage in 2006, my 1973 Impala proudly wore plates reading "VLAD," but after I got it running again last year, I was unable to renew them–someone stole my pun for their own car.

It didn't occur to me to sue over it, though.

DashboardBuddha July 19, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Vlad the Impala…awesome! I may go out an buy an Impala just to do that.

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm

If you can't afford an Impala, you could buy a Valiant and name it Prince.

DashboardBuddha July 20, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Apropos of nothing but I was once run down by a Plymouth Valiant. It's true.

This is the last thing I saw before waking up underneath the car.

I was 4.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Man, I wish I had thought of doing that for my 65 sport coupe. I racked my brains for a cool plate.

Doktor Zoom July 19, 2011 at 2:36 pm

I suppose I could get "VLADD" or something like that, but it just doesn't feel the same. Once I get the paint done, I may just get the name painted in small letters on the trunk lid…

GOPCrusher July 19, 2011 at 3:21 pm

Could always go with "LEX"
Google it. NSFW

not that Dewey July 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm

It didn't occur to me to sue over it, though.

Radical liberal trial-lawyer thugs and their frivolous lawsuits, something something…

You're clearly insufficiently liberal.

SorosBot July 19, 2011 at 1:55 pm

It's nice of the dude, to give the drivers behind him a warning they're sharing the road with a mouth-breathing dumbass so they should be careful.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm

I've always felt that stupid people should have a tattoo on their forehead that says "STUPID". This works, too.

BlueStateLibel July 19, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Wow, cry me a river, whiny teatard. And stop wasting taxpayer time and money with your stupid bullshit.

freakishlywrong July 19, 2011 at 2:04 pm

I love this comment and can't stop laughing. It neatly encapsulates all the intolerable, stupid nonsense that we've had to put up with.

ChessieNefercat July 19, 2011 at 2:59 pm

They need more people, especially government types to just come right out and say this. Repeatedly. As needed.

elviouslyqueer July 19, 2011 at 1:58 pm

GRIFTRDUN.

Ruhe July 19, 2011 at 1:59 pm

It's always imprudent to try to guess what is in someone else's mind but in this case I'm going to give it a shot: "Once I get this license plate Sarah! is going to hear about it and she'll be so overwhelmed and want to talk to me when she comes through town and we'll talk and hit it off and Todd won't be around and we'll get dinner and go back to my place and hold hands for a while and then…oh…my…God! Whew! Ok, then, I wonder who's on O'Reilly tonight."

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 2:03 pm

A lot of people tried to get next to Danny Elfman back in the day, with their "OINGO" and "BOINGO" vanity plates, but I don't think that worked either.

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:32 pm

That's a lot of mumbo-jumbo, or perhaps hocus-pocus. They should have just offered him a piece of Hubba Bubba.

arihaya July 19, 2011 at 2:04 pm

GOPAL in?

what is he? A Hindoo ?

horsedreamer_1 July 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Dan Kaiser understands Linlor's pain.

cheetojeebus July 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm

A great nation. Can't say it enough, a fuckin great nation…….

Come here a minute July 19, 2011 at 2:27 pm

As in, "This used to be ______________"?

MrFizzy July 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm

What's the plate say, "I'm a dumbfuck"?

Chillwaver July 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm

"The complaint alleges Linlor requested a personalized license plate of “GOPALIN” in 2009 and 2010, but the DMV denied his applications"

This is probably because the dumbass quit filling out applications half way though.

HistoriCat July 19, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Probably objected to having to pay extra money for the plate.

elburritodeluxe July 19, 2011 at 2:15 pm

You gotta have some Truck Nutz to drive around Nevada with tags that say DMOCRT or ALGORE on them. Might as well have LIBFAGGT on your car.

Steverino247 July 19, 2011 at 2:19 pm

I'm pretty sure I've seen that plate here in CA on a van. I even posted here about it.

Yeah, here it is. May 21, 2011:
http://wonkette.com/446472/terrifying-egomaniac-r

"I have to report seeing a van with Nevada plates that read "GOPALIN" yesterday afternoon. No time to call a Predator strike, sorry guys."

EPIC LAWSUIT FAIL!

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 2:20 pm

It's just as well, I'm sure the plate would have seemed a little out of place on his BMW 745i. What's that, it was going on his 1997 GMC Sierra with CB antenna, rebel flag, NObama, and "Calvin peeing on Ford logo" stickers, and mudflaps with the naked chrome girl? Oh, nevermind, carry on.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Don't forget the gun rack!

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Goes without sayin'. Dealer installed, no less.

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:33 pm

And at least one window replaced with a piece from a Hefty bag and some duct tape.

HistoriCat July 19, 2011 at 3:18 pm

1997 GMC Sierra with CB antenna, rebel flag, NObama, and "Calvin peeing on Ford logo" stickers, and mudflaps with the naked chrome girl

Man – that guy really gets around.

GOPCrusher July 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm

And the "Everything I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11" tailgate cover.

bflrtsplk July 19, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Nothing says, "Hi, I'm from Nevada and I'm really stupid" better than a Palin vanity plate that you sued to get after you already got permission to have it.

Come here a minute July 19, 2011 at 2:26 pm

He should become a Bachmann supporter and get the plate, "GOP ALIEN".

mookwrthwilson July 19, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Maybe the guy with the HILLARY plate really likes Boys Don't Cry….

Doktor Zoom July 19, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Or mountain climbers?

whiterabid July 19, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I once heard of a denial for the vanity plate QQQQ.

I wonder if Nevada would allow 4QPALIN?

jus_wonderin July 19, 2011 at 2:39 pm

I wonder. Would they let me get my intials? KHUNT?

MLite July 19, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Vanity, vanity…all is vanity.

SenileAgitation July 19, 2011 at 4:20 pm

My favorite death rattle. Don't recall who croaked after spouting it, Pope? (This post itself an example of vanity re: education. He warn't kidding!)

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 4:30 pm

If it was a Pope, he was quoting the Bahbul.

"Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity."

Ecclesiastes 1:2

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 2:41 pm

This is good news for bumper sticker manufacturers

mumbly_joe July 19, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Of course, “GOPALIN” could easily be “vulgar or obscene,”

Don't be silly, Blair. "Could be"?

AJWjr. July 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm

For 30 years, I had I♥HEAD on my motorcycle. Never got told to send it back, though I had more than one cop tell me they thought it was sick. Now I'm in Nevada, don't want to piss anyone off…

GortRay July 19, 2011 at 2:46 pm

I tried to get PALINCANSUCKMYMUTATEDMEMBER but the teatard burrocrats said it wouldn't fit on the plate. The founding flounders would scream in agony over such tyranny.

MissTaken July 19, 2011 at 2:48 pm

My dad always told me to never, ever date a guy with vanity plates. This is why.

BaldarTFlagass July 19, 2011 at 2:53 pm

The amazing thing is that he spelled "go" correctly.

jus_wonderin July 19, 2011 at 3:00 pm

There is, of course, the alternate spelling of "Geaux".

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Well, la de dah, Mr. Frenchman! — Moe Syzlak

ChessieNefercat July 19, 2011 at 3:04 pm

But accidentally. Sigh.

SenileAgitation July 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm

GOFIGUR

fuflans July 19, 2011 at 3:16 pm

to be fair, i'm not sure what part of 'GOPALIN' ISN'T “vulgar or obscene"

smitallica July 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Wait, I'm not a lawyer. Does a car with no engine and set up on blocks in your front yard even NEED a license plate?

SaintRond July 19, 2011 at 4:12 pm

That cunt.

thefrontpage July 19, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Blair: Hi! How are you?! Are you a man or a woman? If you're a woman, are you cute? And if you're a woman and are cute, are you single? Just wondering. We don't know anything about you! Please formally introduce yoself to us!

mumbly_joe July 19, 2011 at 4:33 pm

Well, this is excellent news for me and my personalized NOBOBAMA plates

DahBoner July 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Bzzzzz!!! 8 letters, too many.

How about "NOB BAMA"????

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:37 pm

"my personalized NOBOBAMA plates"

Don't like Bo Obama, then?

DahBoner July 19, 2011 at 4:43 pm

"James Linlor would like to know why “HILLARY” is an acceptable license plate, but “BUSH” is not."

Well James, that's because when Hillary screams at you, it feels like your Mom nagging at you. She's keeping it real.

Bush, however is nothing but a Elitist from Connecticut with a fake Texan accent, who grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth. Obviously a faker.

That's why, James. One is real and the other is a fake….

El Pinche July 19, 2011 at 4:43 pm

CUNTSILLA

JackObin July 19, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Is ALSKNCNT O.K.?

Mahousu July 19, 2011 at 5:17 pm

I see the guy also asked for PALIN16 and PALIN12 (or at least claims he did). Depending on how he meant that, Willow and Piper might want to steer clear of Nevada.

rocktonsam July 19, 2011 at 7:03 pm

was RETARD taken?

zhubajie July 19, 2011 at 7:58 pm

How about FQPALIN ?

ShaveTheWhales July 19, 2011 at 9:08 pm

4QPALIN?

zhubajie July 20, 2011 at 5:53 am

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tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm

4NIK8SARA

ttommyunger July 19, 2011 at 11:25 pm

He could prolly get approval for "GOPALI" and it would fit nicely with the quitting trend.

CapnFatback July 19, 2011 at 11:37 pm

Of course, “GOPALIN” could easily be “vulgar or obscene,”

Sure, you've heard of that lewd old saw, "Once you go Palin, your man junk be ailin'."

outragedcitizen July 20, 2011 at 10:14 am

Guy sounds like my neighbor with the "I heart palin" bumper sticker in the rear window of his car. You just know that, despite his claim that he is all for her politics, in reality he fantasizes about fucking the snowbilly grifter and probably Brisket as well.

tessiee July 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm

"You just know that, despite his claim that he is all for her politics, in reality he fantasizes about fucking the snowbilly grifter and probably Brisket as well."

Meh *shrug*, it's not like she has any other positive qualities.

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