The eight-year period of 2000-2008 was the best, wasn’t it? First everyone freaked out about Y2K which ended up not really being very exciting, then the movie Chicken Run came out, but then wasn’t there something kind of bad that happened in 2001? Like maybe some bad El Niño weather or the end of a popular television series, or a giant terrorist attack that killed nearly 3,000 people? Not according to Glenn Beck-substitute lecturer Eric Bolling! Maybe he was cruising for chicks with Carson Daly that year, because 9/11 somehow slipped his mind.
Eric Bolling is very angry that someone pointed out his error, because “Never Forget” is something that everyone gets branded into their skin at the beginning of Fox News boot camp. This “no terrorist attacks” mistake was actually not his fault though, because it is really the fault of “radical liberals” who are personally attacking the children of 9/11 victims, or something.
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Knock knock.
Who is there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
I thought you said you'd Never Forget
Bravo. I'm not even going to bother trying now…
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The Rapture.
The Rapture who?
The Rapt…
…sure.
Just like saying Candleja
Ohhhhhh another antiChristian HadjiBot….do say….
We didn't. Guess you had to be there.
You should make this into T-shirts. I saw a bunch of 9/11 "stuff" at Michaels arts and crafts
Uh yeah, I'm stealing this.
And yea I say unto you, they shall raise up the least among them to the highest post and he shall appear as a monkee and shall be called "W".
The sheep shall follow and the lies shall flow like water from the sea. They shall proclaim his deceptions and follow him unto war with the wrong nation.
And Cheney will shoot a guy in the face also, too.
- Lobotomy 9:11
Joshua, I salute you…Slow clap…
Clap??? On this site, wear protection
Sooooooooooo how long you been woring at the Whitehouse?
Who is this pitifully unfunny dude who spells like a teabagger?
Are you Kortney?
So is this Bolling guy dumber than Glenn Beck?
Yes, but now not new or improved with more misplaced victim-hood for the mouth farts!
and less genuine in his emotions, too.
Somewhere in the Fox corporate offices, somebody won a bet. "Don't know how you did it but you found someone dumber! Here's your dollar."
Union teacher blogger???
Is this really George Soros?
Dumber? Yes!
Because Glenn Beck = A Box of Rocks.
Please, a box of Palins. You've hurt rocks' feelings.
Wait, which one's kid is Box Palin?
"In the aftermath of 9/11"
I guess the anthrax mailer shutting down the government didn't happen either. Or the D.C. Sniper. Or the Virginia Tech shooting. Oh, silly me. It's only a terrorist attack if Al Qaeda does it.
Hurray for FAUX Nooze!!
They've figured out that Glenn Beck was just too cerebral for the Amurkin people.
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"I'm a complete idiot but anyone who notices is just an asshole". – Eric Bolling
"And P.S., I'm also a racist and fuck you for not missing that".
Da-yum fucking Liberals. It's CALLED 9-11, not 9-11-01, how the FUCK is this guy supposed to keep up with that shit?? But he REMEMBERS okay, do NOT THINK he doesn't know words like Islamo-fascists for a REASON. (he's just not sure what it is or what that means, but IT GOT HIM A TV SHOW SUCKERS!!!)
Oh god what is going ON in this world.
Fox News, their motto should be "Incoherent and Uniformed."
You know who else wore uniforms?
The Spice Girls?
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Japanese schoolgirls?
It took over a half an hour for someone to say "Hitler"?
ZOMG Saying Hitler is SOOO 2009!
The Village People?
Postal employees?
Playboy bunnies?
Rich Iott?
CHiPs?
Actually the wikipedia says Bolling was a minor league baseball player once upon a time. Later a commodities trader, then onto CNBC then Fox. Sort of like Satan's descent from an angel to a worm.
Or in his case, a descent from a never-was to a still-ain't-shit.
yes, obviously never an angel, but point being a lower life form with each iteration.
A commodities trader? Know how to make a small fortune for a customer in commodities? Have 'em start with a large one.
An old but funny joke!
fucked-in-the-head news
Whitehouse Blogger? Good money??
Why wasn't he in one of the towers?
ah. now we're going to be in trouble again.
I'm sorry–I meant "How is it that this seemingly retarded man did not attempt to seek shelter in a nondescript towering building during 9/11?"
pus filled loon mate…cruel right down to the hadjiHole.
Why wasn't Breitbart in one of the towers?
The tissues are over there..
I guess the anthrax attacks, and the DC sniper shootings weren't terrorist attacks, either.
I'm "Shock and Awed" you would say that.
The Shoe Bomber. Yeah no terrorist attacks on "US Soil" but boy did we have a bumper crop of them everywhere else. I'm sure the Indians, Pakistanis, Somalis, Afganis, Brits, Spaniards, Israelis, Palistinians, Saudis, Turks and just about everyone else appreciate his distinction.
Oklahoma City, but that was a few years before and carried out by a white guy from the Heartland who had served in the military, so obviously it wasn't terrorism.
Also earlier, but the Atlanta Olympics bombing. Oh, wait, it was another white guy from the Heartland, so not a terrorist attack.
There was also the white guy who shot people at the Holocaust Museum, killing a guard, but he wasn't from the Heartland (Maryland, a liberal enclave), so maybe that was sort of kind of a terroristic attack.
Abortion clinic bombings, no, again, white guys from the Heartland.
Church fire bombings, no, again, white guys from the Heartland.
Boy, white guys from the Heartland do seem to get up to a lot of hijinx, don't they?
Don't forget the "fly my plane into an office building" guy.
Oh and the bomb found in (WA? OR?) along the route for MLK parade. Wasn't that just this year?
But those are totally different – white guys acting alone.
what'd you pay for gasoline last week?
Nothing. I take the train to work and walk to the store, instead of giving my money to the Saudis and Bush family.
About 30-something dollars! Damn, it's good to have a small car!
I didn't. I paid for gas this week.
I''m pretty sure this is because NYC and Washingon Metro aren't real AMURICA. I still think about the snipers- he worked out at our Y!! and I often drive past a number of the places they murdered people. And I do remember 9/11
the radical liberal left
radical Islamists
really remember
I'll never forget
cumming up: more splooge for Rupert!
Bolling can remember the things he needs to remember for his paycheck.
But that is all.
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Another over-emotional pig-eyed sack of shit.
Great.
Another high minded intellectual outcry….so when did you learn Democrat?
Bolling is absolutely brilliant! He has completely figured out the strategy of the left. They constantly evoke the phrase "9/11" or "September the 11th", or (an oldie but a goodie) "Osama bin Laden" to drum up false patriotism when they are down in the polls; show up at Ground Zero, the Pentagon and the crash site at Shanksville on the anniversary date of 9/11 – but only on Election Years; buy off a television network with millions of dollars to air a propaganda mini-series that point out the mistakes of their opponents, further creating more partisanship and misinformation for the lemmings to believe; have their radio and television pundits fill the airwaves with hatred filled spew about how much these people hate our freedom…
Oh, wait a minute…..
Nevermind.
Aw, come on … only the dumbest Americans would fall for that stupid scheme!
What a dick…
Well, I would go with cunt, given the obvious lack of said appendage on said offendage, but sure, we could work with that too.
So, when are the families of the 9/11 victims going to apologize to the Bollingball?
You mean those widows who – according to Ann Falter – enjoyed the deaths of their husbands so much?
Needs moar crying! :'-(
Funny how crazy conservatives get when you point out they are full of it. Especially when they whine about pettiness and overly emotional behavior while foaming at the mouth and calling someone every name in the book.
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE AD HOMINEM ATTACKS FROM YOU PETTY LIBERALS!
OR LIBUNITICS, EITHER!1!
Seems like "The Chimp" has been awfully quiet lately.
They got banned again. So back to downfisting and crying about getting bans for "no reason".
Seems he/it/them is back today.
Needs moar gay slurs, non-sequiturs about Soros, ACORN, etc.
yes, $17 trillion dollars in debt, broke, and entitlement bankrupt but Obama wants to boroow and spend more…those freaky Republicans!!!
If you are going to post a non-sequitur instead of an actual reply, could you at least make the effort to create a sentence that makes some kind of logical sense, spanky?
your comment demonstrates your lack of understanding. were you always unable to solve puzzles? Non sequitor fits your dribbles pretty well…now go wash your hands before dinner….you'll infect the dog.
Then feel free to tell me what your response had to do with my comment. After all, if you are correct, it should be easy.
needs moar ellipses
I can still remember where I was when Luis Gonzales' broken-bat single won the World Series for the Diamondbacks.
Also, "The Five": total douchebag overload. Say what you will, Fox personalities have been variously scary, thuggish, or imbecilic, not sure why Fox thinks insufferable smarminess is 2011's flavor.
In all fairness, Ghouliani himself has made this same mistake, it's an easy one to make.
Hey, that's right. And I was just going to suggest that Bolling's memory should be jogged by being locked in a small room with 9iu11iani for several days.
Rudy is in the news today saying that people are rushing to judge his good pal, Rupert Murdock. Seems Murdock is a highly moral man who paid Rudy a lot of money for various things.
Is Rupert one of the guys who let Rudy bunk with him after getting kicked out of Gracie Mansion?
Eric should stop trying to discuss topics with adults and get back to making jokes about the darkie in the white house. Come on Eric, isn't there a watermelon and malt liquor joke you're dying to get out?
Die in a Fire Eric Bolling, you cunt.
spelled Bolling, yet pronounced Failin, like Palin.
Hopefully soon like Bailin'. As in GTFO
Only a Faux trotter can disappear three thousand dead and seem
offended when he's called out as a douche.
-160 !! It's a fucking purple heart . I salute you !!
Hear, hear. I don't know whether to up or down fist them.
BTW, el pinche, that is the creepiest avatar. Reminiscent of your cinema vérité a year or so ago with Walnuts and the leather clad Übergrifter. I couldn't believe the intertube overlords got to that.
So here's something completely different.
GIngrich's mannequin? It's almost life like isn't it?
So according to video clip one, our options are either "Debt Deal" or "Bust"? Because given that particular bimbettini, I'm all over the "Bust" lever.
Poor Dana, She actually thinks she has insider knowledge.
I love her saying "Everybody had the same intelligence." Of course they did. The CIA lies were widely distributed (Curveball, anyone?).
That's the Enron Defense. You can't blame the Enron fraud on management because everyone made the same statements about how great the company was? Those projections were based on the lies the management was telling "everybody."
And they don't let her sit at the end of the table so she can show off her legs. They let the brunette do that.
Poor Dana said the same exact thing as Bolling a while back about no terrorist attacks on Bush's watch. About the time Stephanapolous let Guiliani get away with the same thing.
Anything bad that happened was either the fault of someone who no longer was president or someone who was not yet president when it happened.
This was not accidental or a slip of the tongue.
In his defense, it was only ONE DAY out of the period from 2000-2008.
Daniel Powter concurs.
From "Dr. Strangelove:"
General "Buck" Turgidson [George C. Scott]: "Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir. "
[This classic movie, by the way, turned out to be completely true! Read "The Dead Hand."]
That Eric Bolling forgot 9/11 means that Rudy 9/11iani is slipping.
Kiting a flatscreen out the window totally lacks the visceral impact of a tube hitting the pavement but you get where my heart is on this, no?
Put some spin on it, and you can get a lot more distance out of a flatscreen. Modern technology, making things better.
The way we are headed with ultra-thin flatscreens…soon they will slice concrete (or heads).
This smarmy cunt works for a media conglomerate that recently shuttered one of its major newspapers because its employees systematically hacked the phones of British (and likely US) 9/11 victims, and he wants to lecture people about 9/11? That's fucking rich.
Bolling, I'm sorry about your friends and their kids, but that does not make you any less of a cocksucking asshole.
Eric Bolling just had a momentary lapse of treason.
Featuring the hit single "Learning to Lie."
One slip, and down the foxhole we fall.
It seems to take no time at all
A momentary lapse of reason
That binds a lie for life
That one attack, you conveniently forget
There'll be no mention on the news tonight
I like how the blonde in the first clip tries to make Bush not responsible for the Iraq War, but I'm sure she thinks Obama is responsible for the current recession that started before he was president.
You forgot who the blonde is? She used to stand on a pile of phone books in Bush's press room.
That was Perino? She's becoming interchangable with the other ones on that network.
Beckel should've replied "I'm tired of being lectured on national security by people who don't even know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was!"
I am sure you believe Islam was innocent, too. How long you been working at the Whitehouse, tiger?
Hey, Dana Douchebag, you know what? You're right, fucking Kerry and Clinton did pander up to the trough. But, you know what else? TWENTY-THREE Senators did have the guts to stand up against the lunacy. And who gives them credit now?
You and your chickenhawk Cheney cronies — and the pussy-ass Dems — were ALL wrong.
But, you just can never admit it, can you?
fucking Kerry and Clinton did pander up to the trough.
Yes Dana, they did. Why don't you ask them how well that worked out for them when they both ran for President?
And props to Rep. Barbara Lee – the one person who voted against granting "War Powers" to President George W. Bush. She was right: We need to debate going to war for more than a couple of hours; and Congress has to do it.
Fucking spineless twerps.
Sorry – just had to get that out.
Lighten up. It's not like anybody died because of their lies and stupidity. Oh wait….
Most significantly, Al Gore warned us exactly what would happen if we invaded Iraq, as if he had a time machine (or at least a history book and sense of reasoning).
And, oddly enough, Dick Cheney also warned us, way back in the innocent tender years of 1994.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I
I think this video was shot before his soul went up for short sale.
Ooh! I remember 2001. Sharks were everywhere, Bush took weeks off to "think" about stem cells, and we were just realizing we had no idea how to refer to the decade: the OO's, the aughts, the ones. Never forget!
And "Bin Laden Determined to Attack in U.S." was just a memo instead of a harbinger. Oh wait. It was a harbinger then. Just ignored, like Cassandra's warnings.
It's like nobody remembers Chandra Levy anymore. Sigh.
This is one of Murdoch's hired assholes, who's virulently opposed to a mosque several blocks from where the WTC stood — Tower 2 of which contained a fucking mosque. I join the ghosts of the 60-odd muslims who worked and died there, and say, Fuck him.
many plusses to you, my good sir!
Well now.
According to my sons Grade11 History book, that I just happen to have open right now, Bolling is correct.
As it states on page 3 1/3
"Under the GW Bush Presidency nothing of any consequence happened and that's the truth, PHHHTTTT!"
Oh, hang on……..
Sorry, had the Texas Department of Education History book.
Ya know, forget history. If it is not in the Bible, it didn't happen.
Somebody thinks God is the DNC.
My son's history book lists only Mexicans for founders of Texas and its Statehood.
Imagine that.
So this "The Five" is Fox's attempt at a discussion of the issues?
Basically looks like Hannity's "Great American Panel" with 4:1 odds in favor of the host's side instead of the usual 3:1 or 4:0.
I'll never forget the day I saw this post as I was 4 blocks away from the nearest bar serving 9-11 burgers, which I can only assume are similar to 7-11 chili dogs.
Why this does not have more pee, I do not know.
I do not know, sir or madam.
Bolling is a smug, racist bastard like most of the other white dudes on Fox. There really isn't much more to it. How dare you quote them verbatim to make them look like they fools they really are. How dare you!
Huh? Whu? I forgot… can't you?
Did this bimbo go to Texas public schools growing up? OH, DANA!
Brian Kilmeade is the smart one.
It says right in the Bible that Clinton was president of 9/11! Bush took office on 9/12, as is mandated in the Declaration of Independence.
Guppy, you hate Christians. You just keep getting sicker and sicker. I'm telling your mom…still lives in Tehran?
Is it the kind of sickness that only Marcus Bachmann can cure?
I don't hate Christians. In fact, I've stuck it into Christians on occasion. But the "former Christians" tend to be crazier in bed.
I see you are of the body…don't worry…it may yet grow back….
I had a bolling on my ass once
Was that Bob "bolling" Beckel?
Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttt
From the comments below the video on Fox:
"Libs are nothing but a bunch of perverted homosexuals anyway dancing in the streets in their pink tutu's. I can't stand these phaggots!"
Wow…that's some insight this fella has there..
Marcus Bachman?
Needz moar barbarianz…or at least shirtless, olied gladiators.
FOX dude i don't know where you are or what you're smoking but i would like to join you.
lordy ! his gay porn collection must be epic.
Marcus is a lib???
Strangely reminiscent of the Oregon camper of Satan Queer Obama fame… didn't that guy mention something about army boys dressing in pink?
I missed that story but from these comments it sounds as though someone in that article watched Fantasia (old Disney movie) once too often while under the influence and giving his credit card a workout online?
Wonkette story: Wingnut Camper Art Project
“Obama wants soldiers to wear to pink uniforms, nylon stockings, and high heels, it turns him on”
Rule 34!
Man, he really nailed it. Spooky. Only my tutu is peach, not pink.
Nobody can touch you while wearing "tutu's", so I doubt barbarians would prefer them.
And his vote counts as much as yours does…
Does Luntz keep track of what meme works? "George W. Bush kept us safe" was one of his major fails, Bolling ought to update his memo file. Even Mister 9-11 couldn't put that one over.
I think everyone at Fox, if not in every news division in News Corp., is a tad rattled right now for good reason. Murdoch's empire is collapsing of it's own foul weight. One hopes.
I'm hoping that enough people who felt constrained all these years by his power will not hold back when it comes to jumping up and down on the corpse of his empire, whipping up global schadenfreude.
Yes, and then all the news networks will speak in one voice. How convenient for George.
That guy has 16 friends?
Conveniently, they cannot refute that statement.
He screwed up again. He said he had "16 close friends", and what he meant to say was he had 16 closeted friends.
Had. Had sixteen friends.
This guy has the nerve to invoke 16 dead freinds in defense of his own screwup? I would be embarrassed, myself, but these people don't know the meaning of the word.
Seriously, so he not only forgot 9/11, he forgot these 'close friends' who he totally 'cares about' and would never 'exploit their memories' or 'anything.' 'Honest.'
One can get carpal tunnel syndrome from finger-quoting this guy.
I suppose the new declarative flip side of "not intended to be a factual statement" is now "only intended to be an inflammatory emotional statement"
Funny how you girls all courtsey the same…
Strangely enough, a dirty little trollbug doesn't seem to know the meaning of the word "funny"!
I KNOW, RIGHT?
man they are just a bunch of sensitive little fairies aren't they?
How long until the video of this asshat in Cancun with a stripper on September 11th, 2001 surfaces, I wonder…
Usually, strippers are well paid, but in that case…
Donna Summer – She Works Hard For The Money http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TKQcWEXSKU
That's safely tucked away, for now, in his personnel file back at HQ. Bolling doesn't have to act like he knows there's no such footage, he genuinely doesn't know. Murdoch, that's just how he rolls…works on the outside, works on the inside (for awhile).
Can it be a male stripper?
Wait, they have female strippers? That's horrifying, when did that happen?
Exclusive video of the Murdoch media empire collapsing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vry0ijbJVE
I especially like the part where the News Corps signage comes tumbling down.
Bet your read the NYT. California schools now forced to teach gay history…that'll show China and India who puts out the best engineers.
Fat chance…Fidel.
He's just hoping we'd forget about 9/11 all together so we can forget about FoxNews 9/11 victims hacking scandal . I'm sure mutant human pig Aisles appreciated the effort.
So how's that new job at the Whitehouse going for ya?
any proof of what you speak? Just sayin…
The mutant human pig is well known to science.
Bush warned us of those! HE KNEW!
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/01/humananimal-...
yea, I heard she goes out with the dogs to crap out on the Whitehouse lawn.
Anger Mangement suggested. Emotional control is a good thing. Maybe you should try it.
no cure yet…
"But thank you, liberals, for reminding me how petty you can be."
Yes, how very petty of us to have the audacity to remember that 9.11 happened on W's watch, one month after the PDB "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in the US" was ignored.
So in conclusion, may I say (in a very non – petty way): Fuck you very much, Eric Bolling, or should I say Rolling…as in, rolling your head inside your rear end, you asshole…
And they're not petty, what with always reminding us there are only 50 states, not 57? Fuck them, one and all.
Projection.
Same as it ever was.
I'd hate to see what caliber of event, when omitted, would cause a reaction that surpasses this clown's notion of "petty" and constitute something closer to "substantial"…
Before my son's unit deployed into Iraq in 2003, they were specifically told they would find the WMD's.
Still waiting.
W knew they didn't exist and his administration lied to the troops about their mission. There is no more serious crime than this.
Yet, impeachment was taken off the table by someone and W gets to sign baseball cards.
I hope your son got back ok.
That bullshit was always bullshit. I feel bad for Colin Powell, who had to stand in front of the UN and perpetrate what he fucking knew was a lie. But he did it, so fuck him. Jack Straw (UK cabinet member at the time) said to Colin that it was weak-ass bullshit and that he shouldn't mention any of it. Naturally I paraphrase for comedic value, but Straw really did throw up his arms and yell about it. It was horseshit front to back, and every fucking clued-in motherfucker on the planet knew it. Yet still some poor cunts got sent to Iraq.
I really do hope to god your son got back ok, because that fucking war was unconscionable.
IS unconscionable.
My mistake. It's hard to believe.
Jack Straw is the man who signed off on the return of Pinochet to Chile — circumventing extradition from UK to Spain — so he has his own skeletons.
Still has a 7.62mm bullet in the left parietal-occipital lobe of his brain. Blind to the right visual field in both eyes due to the visual pathway damage along the left side. Still some speech difficulties and seizures are a threat, but mostly controlled by medication. Incomplete sensation on the right side of his body. Personality intact, though, and he's still with us mentally. Got a plastic cover on his gourd. He's the "after" picture in this story: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/07/evening...
Yeah, I miss W.
Amazing. Thank you for sharing.
yea, jihadjis are great guys, yes? just misunderstood…who knows why they've killed millions in over 120 countries…you see their good side, yes?
Eric Bolling http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/videos_role_p...
worse than The Humongous N3v0R 4G3T!!11.
He said attacks on American SOIL … that thing with the airplanes and the skyscrapers was way up off the ground!
So ha ha, who's a dumbass now?
I know, right? I mean, everyone knows that the WTC complex actually floated about a foot above evil, liberal Manhattan, just the way the good Lord intended it to.
MAG-LEV LIBEL!
…and since NYC is full of liberals, gays, and immigrants, can it really be considered American soil?
The initial slip was, really, just a slip, and sure, I think he really did mean "no terrorist attacks after 9/11." I mean, after all, if we're going to dismiss Obama's "57 states" flub as a mere flub, sure, I can dismiss Bolling's flub similarly.
Oh, but that self-righteous reply…now THAT'S the petulant whining of a snotty little brat. "Wah! Mean old liberals said I forgot 9/11! 9/11 means more to me than Christmas, the 4th of July, and Rupert Murdoch's birthday all put togeth…oh, shit…"
That's the trouble with these tricky wordings. What he really meant was "No attacks between Sept 12 2001 and January 20, 2009, exclusive of the date intervals specified in appendix B (see attacks, terrorist, miscellaneous) and within the confines of national borders exclusive of external territories, holdings, and foreign embassies. See also footnote: exclusion of all military assets from qualifying under said rule."
Hard to say that when you're foaming at the mouth. That's the one catch with their strategy.
Thank you for reminding us how petty YOU can be!
Is Eric pwn Bolling? It sounded like a bocce bawl to me.
What's Bowling whing about? I'm the victim here!
Today we are all Lou Sarah? eeeewwwwww…
You are so very wrong. Sarah Palin is the victim, here. She is the victim everywhere and for all time.
Nevermind the multiples of completely dead Kurd villages….nevermind the nuke program flying into Syria. Nevermind Truth and the Suicide Bombers' ways. Yep, 1984 Bob Beckel rewrites history…
Nevermind Rumsfeld handing over more American weapons to Saddam *after* the attacks on the Kurds.
Also nevermind Reagan funding the rise of Bin Laden.
I see you feel Islam is misunderstood. Moron.
Wow, he forgot 911? I hope he doesn't have to call emergency services ever!
*ducks*
Sorry, funding was cut. Why should my taxes pay for someone else's fire or police response?
I feel bad for Eric Bohlert. Decent guy, good reporter… But I always conflate him with Bolling. (Sometimes, in fact, to Bolling's benefit, forgetting Eric Bolling is a Teahidi stooge.)
One day, we shall all forget Fox News.
I will implore my grandchildren "NEVAR REMEMBER!"
Yes, the Newspeak Dictionary will be less than a 1/4" thick by then, comrade. More chocolate for you then. Ain't life great?
That's what Fox gets for hiring an anchor who looks like the Situation with a cable-news makeover.
I like the Sorosian Communist Mind Phuck Networks, too. not
NEVER FOR… oh forget it.
"No attacks on American soil from 2000 to 2008."
Dammit. That mean old Obamar killed Osama for nuttin'.
All right. You've covered your ass, now.
The full name of the program must be "The Five & Dime." What a low-rent bunch of Foxholes.
I see you are of the Body….
Can you imagine the uproar if a Lib Commentator had made such a flagrantly stupid statement? We would be seeing the clip on a constant loop for fucking weeks.
I seem to remember a couple of shark attacks off the coast of Florida back in 2001. Remember? The media was panic-stricken for several months, then all of a sudden, for some strange reason, they forgot about it. But the sharks never forgot…
This is also the second time a Faux News host has forgotten about 9/11. I give you Dana Perino, assuring us that no attacks occurred during the Chimp administration: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/11/25/807965/-...
here's the real deal- terrorist attacks only count when they happen with a Democrat in the white house.
the GOP (god's own party) gets a free ride.
got it now? so don't complain.
Well, Glenn Beck never raped and murdered any young women (except that one time).
See?
Please be more specific, Bari.
What? This douchebag claims to have had 16 close friends in the twin towers. Can we get him back on that thing with Tiny Dana and the fat "liberal" so somebody can ask him to name 3 of his close friends. My guess is that answer will be "All of them, Katie."
How do we call the bug guy around here? We just sprayed a week or so ago and the dang things are back. I come here for wit, humor, and intelligence, not sullen, boring, stupidity.
Whenever the Queen Bugs (FOX personalities) are caught absolutely, unequivocally, undeniably 231% wrong, the little stinkbugs seem to come out of the woodwork. I assume this is somehow tied to their ability to deny or ignore the truth, or perhaps it's some kind of therapy for them.
Maybe it's the wingnut version of penance for sins, like having to say a number of "hail marys".
YOU MUST TROLL 300 LIBUNATICS TO ATONE FOR THIS SINFUL DISPLAY OF FORGETTING 9-11.
Makes as much sense as anything for an explanation. I like "stinkbugs."
This concept would be better communicated with a bunch of dangling puppets.
Poor Fox, especially when all the other networks' news is spoken in exact unison….
"I don't remember any terrorist attacks on American soil between 2000 and 2008."
"Oh I didn't say that! Well I did, but I didn't MEAN it. I really meant between 2002 and 2008 and you should have just KNOWN that 2000 is now 2002, because the damn liberals are brainwashing you to believe that 2000 means 2000 and the anthrax attacks didn't count and besides, it's all Clinton's fault anyway."
I don't remember any Eric Bollings from well, ever, through 2011.
I HAVE 16 FRIENDS WHO ALSO DON'T KNOW ERIC BOLLING EITHER, HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THIS!!
Huh? He forgets about 9/11, gets called on it, and now he remembers it and it's librul's fault for reminding him? But that's ok, it gives him an excuse to get all fake teary for the cameras, the blubbering wuss-butt. Do he and Becky own stock in Vick's Vapo-Rub?
Actually, he probably did misspeak. By saying "2000 – 2008," he's inadvertently giving Clinton credit (Bush became president in 2001)
I remember some idiot ran into the 7-11 with his pickup truck and we couldn't get Slurpees for a month. Damn idiot. I remember that month. I felt so much loss. And something happened in New York, too. My brother said it had something to do with airplanes. I like airplanes.
Wonks de Wanks…hope your participle isn't dangling….
NICE NON SEQUITURD!
Your comments stink so bad, I bet you never graduated from alimentary school.
This asshole has a brain fart and he blames "Liberals"? Typical Fox News knee jerk reaction. At which point does this mindless shit start getting old?
"Go Dana", says the stupid, simpering cunt on the left, and the camera cuts to her as she looks around for approval from the other dumb cunts.
America is failing thanks to Democrats and the AzzzzFleas that inhabit this ShatHole Wonker…the smell is utterly antiAmerica alright. But look…look out to the seaward horizon. Something wonderful is rising. It comes for wonkaBots, too.:))
Now pass me your soup bowls, I have a present for you.
ten years of deceiving the public about September 11
and the walls come tumblin' tumblin'
and the walls come crumblin' down
"I'll never forget 9/11, but thank you for reminding me that I did."
What a loser.
I was attracted to your cucumber breath, sweetheart. Are you Kortney? or just some road apple that hates America??? Now that was easy, yes. Now hold up your soup bowl….here's a little present.:))
Anger Mangement suggested. Emotional control is a good thing. Maybe you should try it.
Is this troll a real person? Its posts seem more like a new strain of IBS.
Nah, it's just another fatwhore_moron from the Teitfart side.
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