THEY GOT OUR VOTE  11:51 am July 14, 2011

Screw White Olds’ Tea Party, Latinos Starting Tequila Party

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

that is secretly WALNUTS by the way.There are many actual “Mexican-looking people” who live alongside their humorless Teabagger neighbors always crowding Arizona’s legislative agenda with endless bills to outlaw brown skin, a project which brown-skinned people mysteriously do not appreciate. Luckily for people who do not love ethnic warfare, however, some of these Latino people are both tired of this and have a sense of humor about it, so they started the “Tequila Party.” We seem to remember having joined a “Tequila Party” last weekend, so apparently they already got our vote!

“Sip don’t shoot” is our tequila mantra. Hey, that is not a bad slogan, if you do not want the gun lobby’s support. Did we want them anyway? No, they are all at the “Tea Party,” which is boring and ended at 6 o’ clock.

From NPR:

Arizona Republican DeeDee Garcia Blase formed the National Tequila Party Movement as an answer to a Tea Party influence she blames for increased political opposition to immigration.

The group has no aspirations to become a third political party. Its focus will be registering as many of the nation’s 21 million voting-age Latinos as it can, targeting young voters in presidential battleground states.

Unlike the Tea Party groups, which have generally aligned with Republicans, the Tequila Party pledges no allegiance to either major party. Blase has dropped her affiliation as a lifelong Republican — and plans to resign as president of Somos Republicans — to protest the Republican-led immigration enforcement law passed in her home state of Arizona. The Tequila Party held its launch party in Tucson last month.

Does WALNUTS know about this yet? We feel like this is a good place for him to put some color back in those old flaccid jowls. WALNUTS/ TEQUILA WORM 2012! VIVA!!! [NPR]

 
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BaldarTFlagass July 14, 2011 at 11:52 am

This is good news for… me!

Not_So_Much July 14, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Ditto — I've been deep into voting and drinking high-grade tequila (simultaneously) for years. Viva la revolution!

Swampgas_Man July 14, 2011 at 4:57 pm

I need a couple sips of Pinot Noir just to work up the nerve to get into a voting booth these days. Gawd knows what I'd do fortified w/ tequila.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm

It smells like it…Tequila gives me gas.

Lascauxcaveman July 14, 2011 at 11:53 am

My wife's Mexican. We'll bring the chips. And a six-pack of Pacifico.

FNMA July 14, 2011 at 12:05 pm

My wife's Mexican too! Well, half Mexican and half Irish. She has a love-hate relationship with tequila.

Lascauxcaveman July 14, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Ha! Your wife should talk to my wife. She's half Mexican, Half Irish and half Croatian.

BaldarTFlagass July 14, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Three halves? Your wife is a Fox News Poll?

Lascauxcaveman July 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm

No, but you can get away with that when you're married to a manbearpig.

OneDollarJuana July 14, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Hey! My wife is half Mexican and half Irish. Are we married to the same woman?

Thurman Munster IV July 14, 2011 at 12:49 pm

No silly. They're different halves. Think about it

HistoriCat July 14, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Come here a minute July 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Pacifico? What part of "Tequila Party" don't you understand? The tequila part, I guess.

Lascauxcaveman July 14, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Tequila with Pacifico chasers. That is the way they did it when I was in Mazatlan. They wouldn't stop handing them to me ("No charge, Señor!") because I brought a 100-lb tuna I caught that day to the hotel fiesta cookout. That was a fun night.

The next morning? Not so much.

Rarian Rakista July 14, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Tequilla can be harsh, still not as bad as a 4 bottle red wine night.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 6:58 pm

Still beats the 4-year-long "morning after" the 2004 election.

fartknocker July 14, 2011 at 12:17 pm

My wife is a red-head of Scottish decent. At 50 she has a butt you can bounce a quarter on. When she drinks Heradura Silver tequila, she becomes quite randy. I'll bring 2 bottles, some salt, and sausage queso.

Did I tell you my gorgeous red-head wife becomes very randy when she drinks tequila? I mean, aggressive scream like a cat in heat randy.

MildMidwesterner July 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Is that the screaming that I hear every May 5?

BaldarTFlagass July 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm

"I'll bring 2 bottles, some salt, and sausage queso."

Uh, are you bringing her, too?

fartknocker July 14, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Yes I will. She teaches advanced flirting at the Texas Academy for MRS degrees.

HistoriCat July 14, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Wow … now I need a drink.

comrad_darkness July 14, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Negra Modelo or GTFO

Lascauxcaveman July 14, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Ew. Ein Munich dunkles zu jagen Tequila?

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Illegal? Your wife I mean…

nounverb911 July 14, 2011 at 11:53 am

Next up: The Long Island Iced Tea Party.

KeepFnThatChicken July 14, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Ever since I discovered tequila, I've been "why bother?" on LIITs.

anniegetyerfun July 14, 2011 at 1:18 pm

LIITs are a frugal way to get shitfaced, that's why.

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2011 at 12:50 pm

The Exploding Brofist will be the Secret Handshake.

OneDollarJuana July 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Will it be the political equivalent of Long Island Iced Tea? Seems tame, but f*cks you up anyway?

Barb July 14, 2011 at 11:54 am

Dip me in course kosher salt, stick a lime in my ear and call me a cab! I'm in!

nounverb911 July 14, 2011 at 11:55 am

You're a cab!

(I always liked the expression: Why paint me yellow and call me a taxi.)

Barb July 14, 2011 at 11:57 am

LOl, I meant a taxi, silly. I want a fashionable driver though. One who has already changed his wool turban to a gauzy summer white turban. I don't want to smell him sweating.

bagofmice July 14, 2011 at 11:58 am

That sounds more like the aftermath of the Tequila Party. Waking up covered in salt, a lime in your ear, and calling a cab.

Barb July 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Yes, Bagofmice. That and calling your BFF and telling her, "I don't wanna drink tequila anymore, it makes my pussy hurt"

prommie July 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm

I've got to party with you!

Native_of_SL_UT July 14, 2011 at 11:54 am

Tea Party and Tequila.
They both make me throw up.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Why is that?

Swampgas_Man July 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm

The Worm Turns (your stomach).

Arken July 14, 2011 at 11:54 am

You can't sip tequila. Then you'd have to taste it. Ick.

Lascauxcaveman July 14, 2011 at 11:57 am

Mmmmmmmargaritas!

Arken July 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm

You're proving my point. Margaritas are to mask the taste of tequila.

MightySix July 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Try the anejo style mi campadre, mucho gusto.

Tundra Grifter July 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm

You may be guzzling the wrong stuff. Some to-kill-ya is remarkably smooth.

KeepFnThatChicken July 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Yes. My personal favorite is El Ultimo, and that Cabo Wabo stuff ain't too bad either.

BornInATrailer July 14, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Patron Silver!

anniegetyerfun July 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm

My parents return from Mexico every year with several bottles of tequila that they insist are "quite smooth". If by "smooth", you mean, "like rubbing alcohol mixed with burning death", then yes, I guess they are smooth.

BaldarTFlagass July 14, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Good tequila, like any good booze, rates sipping. But the truly good stuff is expensive, my Don Julio silver goes for around $55 a fifth. Cheap shit like Cuervo goes in the blender.

LesPaultard July 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Tip for non-tequila peeps….get 100% agave. Not "Made with agave", but 100%. Hornitos and 1800 are bottom of the line for that, and either one is a huge step up from Cuervo.

Ohforcripessake July 14, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Damn straight! If they put cane sugar in it you get the headache-from-hell.

user-of-owls July 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Cazadores, y nada mas.

WhatTheHolyHeck July 14, 2011 at 11:55 am

Crap, does this mean I have to join the Manischewitz party now?

Barb July 14, 2011 at 11:56 am

"Don't retreat, refill!" (suck it , Sarah Palin! I said SUCK it!)

jus_wonderin July 14, 2011 at 12:05 pm

BRAIN FREEZE!!

Barb July 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Yes, but she has brain freeze because, literally, her brain is in the freezer. (in the house her parents used to live in when she was 3 and has now since been torn down, along with the freezer)

DashboardBuddha July 14, 2011 at 12:27 pm

brilliant!

Not_So_Much July 14, 2011 at 12:47 pm

When you shout it like that, I feel like there should be D-grade pron muzak playing in the background…bow-chicka-wow-wowwww

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:33 pm

suck what…may we inspect and verify first?

Mumbletypeg July 14, 2011 at 11:56 am

“Sip don’t shoot”

And when you go by the name "Machete," you make it clear that shooting is for pussies anyway

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Dude, it was just a movie…

sportshort July 14, 2011 at 11:57 am

Do I have to wear a sombrero? Because I am so totally there.

V572 der Plaatz July 14, 2011 at 12:38 pm

y huaraches y una zerape, por favor.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm

how short?

fuflans July 14, 2011 at 11:58 am

demographics and tequila: deadly for baggers.

GOPCrusher July 14, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Baggers? Baggers? We don't need no stinkin baggers.

anniegetyerfun July 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm

I wish I could upfist you more for this.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Many Democrats in Tea Party…for good reasons.

nounverb911 July 14, 2011 at 11:58 am

This is bad news for Minnesota. (no booze left)

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:36 pm

burp.

OkieDokieDog July 14, 2011 at 11:59 am

Darn it. Peoples of color always have more fun than white peoples. Being white is so boring. Even with a Boehner spray on tan, I'd still look white… or orange. Whatever. Boring.

Viva la Revolucion !

Lascauxcaveman July 14, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Lol. You didn't grow up around Catholics, did you?

"Fruit of the vine and work of human hands, it has become for us our spiritual drink"

That's straight outta the liturgy for your basic Catholic mass, just before we start guzzling Jesus' blood.

OkieDokieDog July 14, 2011 at 4:53 pm

No – Baptists. The kind that went to church every time the door was open, and the kind that got drunk guzzling down Coors & Bud every chance they got and only went to church for funerals.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:37 pm

But then no more paychecks….Oppps just shot your Pokeman off….

SpurningBeer July 14, 2011 at 11:59 am

Okay, this settles it. I'm forming a Motherfucking Ice Tea Party, with headquarters in Harlem.

nounverb911 July 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Can we meet at Sylvia's?

Maman July 14, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Does that mean that Atlanta gets the Sweet Tea Party?

mayor_quimby July 14, 2011 at 5:08 pm

We already have the Sweet Tea Mobsters via Freaknic The Movie, so yes.

MLHencken July 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Which Ice-T, modern, mellowed out actor Ice-T, or hardcore but maybe-just-a-little-bit gay late 80's Ice-T (a la Breakin' 2)?

chicken_thief July 14, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Wouldn't it be the "Gin and Juice Party" in Harlem?

twaingirl July 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm

No that's South Central LA.

anniegetyerfun July 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Humorless Seattle will continue sipping down our bitter drip coffee and avoiding eye contact with those around us.

Barrelhse July 14, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Over by the "We Be Tea and Shit"?

freakishlywrong July 14, 2011 at 11:59 am

DeeDee Garcia Blase learned the hard way about her political affiliations. (pssst..they don't like you, you're Messicun). She is a wise Latina (preferably on the rocks.)

OneDollarJuana July 14, 2011 at 12:42 pm

How is there a Mexican named "DeeDee"? Isn't that a gringa name?

HistoriCat July 14, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Probably too hard for her Republican friends to pronounce her real name.

proudgrampa July 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm

I, for one, welcome the Tequila Party.

I will be starting a Special Interest Group: The Martini For Lunch Bunch.

axmxz July 14, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Viva la Martini Brunch Bunch!

Boehneriffic July 14, 2011 at 12:44 pm

In!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Excellent way to being in all those disenchanted/disenfranchised Republicans!

SorosBot July 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Chances are that someone over at Free Republic, Red State or Breibart is already claiming (lying) that they're going to be practicing voter fraud or registering "illegals".

genxr July 14, 2011 at 12:08 pm

That right wing kid is already getting his undercover camera and dressing up like Pancho Villa.

SorosBot July 14, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Oh yes, and when O'Keefe releases his "sting" video the media will initially reply it as credible and ignore how everything he's released was dishonestly edited to the point of being slander.

AbandonHope July 14, 2011 at 1:33 pm

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

freakishlywrong July 14, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Yep. Look for the wingnut House to craft a bill to defund them any minute now.

BaldarTFlagass July 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm

In spanish, ACORN is "bellota"

ifthethunderdontgetya July 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I can almost pass for Messican by the middle of every summer (probably thanks to being 1/4 Eyetalian).

Can I join? I like Tequila!

P.S. How about some music?
~

Radiotherapy® July 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm

OK, how about some more party music?

el_donaldo July 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm

The Tequila Party always seems to end with a visit to the tattoo parlor.

MildMidwesterner July 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I'm not brown, but I'll demonstrate my solidarity by showing off my freckles.

hagajim July 14, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Tequila will make you do that

HistoriCat July 14, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Round of drinks over here please!

Steverino247 July 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Or nipples, if you're an adult female.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:37 pm

I flush my brown.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:12 pm

Take your "brown" to the BrightFart site, father_moron … they're the sort who'll find it amusing.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 7:34 pm

I no longer run with the storm, but would much rather crap in your soup bowl, wizard. Since you brought it up, tell me what all those toilet plunger dents are doing on your forehead and neck? Fail your Mum's First Inspection, HadjiBot? And who said, "Wizard's smell like Shaft Fungus?" I agree.

WhatTheHeck July 14, 2011 at 12:03 pm

But the cops are still gonna harass them as they drive around on their lowrider hoverounds.

hagajim July 14, 2011 at 12:03 pm

MAS Tequila! So long as they don't invite Cantor to join as the worm.

jus_wonderin July 14, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Could we invite Wiener?

Maman July 14, 2011 at 12:16 pm

That's mezcal…

TanzbodenKoenig July 14, 2011 at 12:04 pm

If I join this "Tequila Party" does that mean I'll black out and wake up when the election is over with no pants on and a raging hangover, like a normal tequila party? If so, I'm in, beats 18 more months of this kabuki snuff film circle jerk of an election

proudgrampa July 14, 2011 at 12:19 pm

I'm with you, Tanz. The prospect of another 18 months of this crap is enough to make me want to hibernate (but a state of constant inebriation is an acceptable substitute).

DashboardBuddha July 14, 2011 at 12:26 pm

"kabuki snuff film circle jerk of an election "

Coffee on my keyboard now, thank you.

mayor_quimby July 14, 2011 at 5:12 pm

That is an ass kicking metaphor, my friend. Bravo!

Andrew Drinker July 14, 2011 at 12:06 pm

I'm not brown but I'm getting screened for melanoma tomorrow! Does that count?

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Hope you are clear…melanoma death is morbid.

randcoolcatdaddy July 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Wake me when they form a Jack Daniels Party.

DahBoner July 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm

These yahoos don't know Jack

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 14, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Finally, a political party that can unite us all!

Buckminster July 14, 2011 at 12:15 pm

If being lined up on the curb holding our girlfriends' hair while they puke is united, this party is it.

(I feel sick a little myself already.)

BarackMyWorld July 14, 2011 at 12:09 pm

I think we already had a whiskey party, so why not?

(Okay, not so much a Party as a party where people shoot at each other.)

slithytoves July 14, 2011 at 12:09 pm

…if you do not want the gun lobby’s support. Did we want them anyway? No, they are all at the “Tea Party,” which is boring and ended at 6 o’ clock.,

I don't know, if we could get the gun lobby to drink more tequila they might just win a Darwin award.

genxr July 14, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Don't tread on me when I'm passed out on the floor!

CapeClod July 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm

They can take the Gadsden Flag, cross out "Don't Tread on Me" and replace it with "Eat the Worm."

LiveToServeYa July 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm

This is the dawn of a new party: a veritable Tequila Sunrise.

SaneCatLady July 14, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to Morning in America…

GeoffPeterson July 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm

I never thought I would see the day when a tea party was more violent than a tequila party.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Only in your mind. What are you thinking???

genxr July 14, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Taxed Enough Qualified Unreported Income Liability Already!

ManchuCandidate July 14, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Prefer they'd call it a Peyote Party to better reflect the grounding of their "ideas."

DahBoner July 14, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Or perhaps the Brown Acid Party

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Roll a big fatty for me…candidate for what?

MiniMencken July 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Tequila is too exclusive. I want to join the Mescal party.

natoslug July 15, 2011 at 12:30 am

I spent the last 12 hours in a car with two children. I want to join the mescaline party,

JoshuaNorton July 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm

How do you like those "carry a gun for 'merica and Jesus" laws now, mofos? Should go great with Tequila.

proudgrampa July 14, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Give me Patron, or give me death!

JoshuaNorton July 14, 2011 at 12:18 pm

It's quite possible to have both. Trust me on that one.

freakishlywrong July 14, 2011 at 12:24 pm

You can be a Patroniate!

genxr July 14, 2011 at 12:19 pm

I regret that I have but one liver to give for my country.

MLHencken July 14, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Incompetent spy Nathan Hale upfists you from beyond.

LesPaultard July 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm

What sucks about work is that my blood level gets too high in my alcohol system.

poncho_pilot July 14, 2011 at 12:20 pm

i'd say let's start the Vodka Party but they already think we're commie-socialist-islamist-atheists anyway.

Steverino247 July 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Well, they're half right.

inapewetrust July 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm

dishonest, deceptively edited james o'keefe video suggesting that this get-out-the-vote effort is really an elaborate front for diamond-toothed drug lords in 3…2…1…

HobbesEvilTwin July 14, 2011 at 12:24 pm

So it just now occurred to Ms. Garcia that the Republic Party doesn't care too much for the browns?

Guppy06 July 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm

When the local country club can't hire groundskeepers for less than minimum wage, the GOP has gone too far!

smitallica July 14, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Well at least the name Tequila Party doesn't reinforce all the stereotypes the Teabaggers already have about the drunk, lazy Mexicans.

chicken_thief July 14, 2011 at 12:49 pm

That stereotype would be the blacks. The Teabaggers see too many Messicuns everyday mowing lawns, cleaning white folk homes, and bussing tables to think that Messicuns is lazy.

fartknocker July 14, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Will LimeyLizzie be at this event? I suspect she becomes quite sexy-good after some tequila.

GOPCrusher July 14, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Or at least shows us her tits.

HistoriCat July 14, 2011 at 1:19 pm

I suspect she becomes quite even more sexy-good after some tequila.

Fixed that for you.

littlebigdaddy July 14, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Maybe they can get that guy from the Dos Equis commercial. Way cooler than woever the baggers could trot out.

Steverino247 July 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm

I don't always vote, but when I do, it's not for those pendejos. Stay liberal my friends.

DahBoner July 14, 2011 at 12:26 pm

"Blase has dropped her affiliation as a lifelong Republican'

CHICKENS FOR COLONEL SANDERS?

baconzgood July 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Piss Drunk/Sombrero 2012!

BklynIlluminati July 14, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Were do i sign my Puerto Rican/Nicaraguan ass up?

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 4:42 pm

In Puerto Rico or Nicaragua…quite logical.

OneDollarJuana July 14, 2011 at 12:38 pm

"The group has no aspirations …"

That's because it was founded by someone who is Blase.

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Only a small problem. Some might even say minor.

HobbesEvilTwin July 14, 2011 at 1:05 pm

That's because it was founded by someone who is Blase.

Or it could be because it was founded by a lazy messican.

proudgrampa July 14, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Arriba y adelante!

(That, and "Donde esta el Bano?" are the extent of my multilingual capabilities).

Mahousu July 14, 2011 at 12:42 pm

We seem to remember having joined a “Tequila Party” last weekend…
I'm sorry, but it's like the '60's – if you can remember the Tequila Party, then you weren't really there.

Radiotherapy® July 14, 2011 at 12:45 pm

No New Texans!!!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:21 pm

More or less my reaction to Rick Perry's presidential aspirabberations: "Read my lips: No more Texans!"

Guppy06 July 14, 2011 at 12:51 pm

If only more Republicans could look past the color of their neighbors' skin, to stop seeing Mexicans and start seeing anti-abortion, anti-gay voters.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm

The GOPpers tried, but they discovered that Mexicans make lousy teabagger material: they're devoutly religious, rather than rabidly religious.

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 7:45 pm

How long have you been working at the Whitehouse, dog?

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Guppy…what a racist thing to say. America welcomes immigrants who enter legally. So what's your problem besides seeing the size of the Tea Party Tsunami building in deep waters that will return America to her principles again. Illegals should try again the right way. The more the merrier. Obviously your racist comment is simply to racially divide like democrat communists tell you to. Obviously you are a couple steps lower than a human bite-infected Zombie.

flamingpdog July 15, 2011 at 2:25 am

Keep it up, fatwhore_moron.

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2011 at 12:52 pm

This is Good News… for Bioritmo!

WunkRocker July 14, 2011 at 12:52 pm

The worm is found in Mezcal, not Tequila. Who let the amateur drunks on the internets?

chicken_thief July 14, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Wise choice to limit the planks in the Party platform to one. After stumbling home at 3 AM after yet another (yeeha!!!) political rally, it's not likely that anyone would remember the rest of the issues anyway.

Terry July 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm

Good for Garcia Blase. Her party has basically declared warfare on Hispanics.

Eve8Apples July 14, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Instead of riding hover rounds, they can cruise around on donkeys wearing sombreros.

I will support their cause by wearing my "Pedro for President" t-shirt.

Steverino247 July 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

I'll sponsor a Juan-on-Juan Basketball Tournament!

Eve8Apples July 14, 2011 at 2:33 pm

That's a good Juan.

CapeClod July 14, 2011 at 1:03 pm

And how do they feel about Manatees?

proudgrampa July 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Since you're bringing 'em up again, I would like to offer a URL:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ma

Sorry, I don't know the HTML thingy. But my point is, they are ADORABLE. And if loving a Manatee is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

widestanceroman July 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Clumsily?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Sentimental. Always crying out, "Oh, the huge manatee!"

mrpuma2u July 14, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Now this is a party people party!!!! Can blended drinks containing tequila be an additional plank? This great restaurant by my house makes a wicked tamarind margarita.

proudgrampa July 14, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Tamarind? Ooooh. Tell me more!

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:30 pm

That's how you make it inclusive!
(I make a wicked pomegranate margarita … but I have no idea what sort of crowd that's going to attract.)

donner_froh July 14, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Somos Republicans–although we are far from Arizona, that is a term we hear a lot around southeast Michigan:

"So, mos' Republicans are assholes…"

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 7:46 pm

Uh so how much does the Whitehouse pay per comment, dude?

Negropolis July 15, 2011 at 1:34 am

What ever it pays your skanky, filthy-assed mother for her unique and peculiar services; that's how much.

horsedreamer_1 July 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Bristol is going to join. She figures getting pregnant, again, will extend her fifteen minutes.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:31 pm

Eeeew. That's gonna take a LOT of tequila (for the guy).

DahBoner July 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm

"The Tequila Party held its launch party in Tucson last month.'

You wonder if after sitting around drinking shots of Tequilla, they might get hungry and order out for some Caucasian food?

Guppy06 July 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm

What this country really needs is a High-Functioning Party.

OneDollarJuana July 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm

As opposed to a functioning, but high, party?

father_moray July 14, 2011 at 7:48 pm

You mean like a water restricted Democrat toilet? Or a toxic lightbulb from Ceylon that costs as much as a Harley? The Whitehouse gets high…high on Hamas…rolla big fatty for me, highBall.

sati_demise July 14, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Then it will split into the Mescal Party- the more cerebral bunch

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:17 pm

Admit it: after your fifth or sixth margarita, you'll be looking around to see if she's there.

C_R_Eature July 14, 2011 at 9:31 pm

I'd join the Tee-quila party!
But only with a cool flag update:

[IMAGE] (Gadsen flag snake curled around tequila bottle)

" Don't Tread Fall Hurl On Me!"

zhubajie July 14, 2011 at 10:09 pm

How about a Ayahuasca Party?

Negropolis July 15, 2011 at 1:34 am

Call me when they reboot the Key Party.

SorosBot July 14, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Isn't Cabo Wabo the one created by Sammy Hagar? You'd think it would taste like a pale imitation of a tequila created by David Lee Roth.

GOPCrusher July 14, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Yes it is. And it's no wonder that The Red Rocker is getting rich from selling it, for what they charge for a bottle of it.

OneDollarJuana July 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm

"Smooth" as in "smooths the wrinkles outa your brain so you can't think anymore".

Biel_ze_Bubba July 14, 2011 at 7:02 pm

"Smooth" = When it strips off paint, it leaves a smooth surface.

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