WAR FOREVER  1:41 pm July 12, 2011

Wisconsin Becomes Orgy of Chaos As Recall Elections Begin

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

madison used to be so nice this time of year.The forces of good and evil resume their bilious clouded swirl over the state of Wisconsin today as primary voters go to cast votes in the state’s recall elections against six of Scott Walker’s senate puppets, and it is already just an orgy of dead fetuses and robots. Robocalls possibly from Wisconsin “Right to Life” are reportedly going out to voters telling them to stay home or to vote for fake candidates. We say “fake candidates” because Wisconsin allows open primaries, which means the Republicans are trying to confuse the electoral process by running fake drone candidates against Democratic candidates. So pay attention, Wisconsin voters, and don’t pick the one with pupils that won’t close and the Koch Industries logo tattooed on the back of the head.  

Here is a woman reporting that she got a robocall on the blog WI Voices:

I received a call late yesterday from this so-called “Right to Life” group. Very strange. Sunday morning received the first of several robo calls promoting their fake candidate Isaac Weix — untraceable number, caller “out of my area” message. Three “missed calls” too, no message. More robo calls?

CREEPY! Blue Cheddar is reporting that one of the numbers turning up on the robocalls is the same number that sent out Scott Walker support robocalls in March. A Bloomberg reporter managed to speak to someone inside Wisconsin territory, and it sounds bleak:

“It feels like madness abounds in our state, like Wisconsin is 65,000 square miles surrounded by sanity,” said Mike McCabe, executive director of the Wisconsin Democracy Campaign, a nonprofit group that advocates openness in government.

“We’re just living in a really weird time,” McCabe added in a telephone interview from Madison.

Minnesota would try to send reinforcements, but it’s pretty much stark cold insanity over there right now, too. [Bloomberg News/ Blue Cheddar]

 

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Rosie_Scenario July 12, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Can't have an orgy without some Kochs.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:08 pm

But, remember, keep the ratio strong.

arihaya July 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm

yes yes, but will they invite Marcus Bachmann ?

mog253 July 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Sure you can, but it won't be as much fun.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Party of Feet begs to differ.

(Don't Google that from work.)

Negropolis July 12, 2011 at 11:12 pm

Coke, people; COKE! There are just as many fun jokes to be made for coke. I'm partial to Kocheads/Kochwhores.

nounverb911 July 12, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Wisconsin, home of the Fighting Koch's

OC_Surf_Serf July 12, 2011 at 1:45 pm

“We’re just living in a really weird time"

No shit, Sherlock…

Maman July 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Isn't that an ancient Chinese curse?

GunToting[Redacted] July 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm

I think it reads "May you live in fucked-up times." Of course, it sounds much nicer in the original Mandarin.

Fare la Volpe July 12, 2011 at 2:12 pm

I hope so. Because that was one hell of a fortune cookie.

nounverb911 July 12, 2011 at 1:45 pm

"like Wisconsin is 65,000 square miles surrounded by sanity,”
There's sanity in Minnesota?

emmelemm July 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Perhaps they meant Canada?

V572 der Plaatz July 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Well, Lake Michigan has been behaving itself of late. Can't make any claims for Iowa or Illinois.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Illinois successfully prosecuted Gov. Better Hair, so, no, they aren't being well-behaved.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 12, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Prosecuting Illinois governors is routine behavior, so no worries there.

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Superior, it's said, never gives up her dead
when the winds of November come early.

ChessieNefercat July 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm

"…like Wisconsin is 65,000 square miles surrounded by sanity…"

There's sanity in the UP?

Rotundo_ July 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Not during deer camp there ain't. Oh hell, who am I kidding, probably not at all any more.

arihaya July 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm

There's sanity in Minnesota?

outside Bachmann's district? yes

L188188 July 12, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Yeah, they have crazy eyes and T-Paw and the penis-texting quarterback we lent them.

ManchuCandidate July 12, 2011 at 1:46 pm

The Cheezhead revolution begins!

It could be a short reign of error for Scott Walker Koch Sucker

fuflans July 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm

from your mouth to god's ear.

there's nothing like smug corrupt mama's little meatheads being told 'no'.

too bad it didn't happen to that judge.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm

If it had, Prosser would have gone Charles Whitman on us all, though.

Come here a minute July 12, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Quick, everybody to the root cellar. Oh, no time — just cower under your desks!

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Duck and cover!

Limeylizzie July 12, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Oooh, I will go to the root cellar, much sexier-sounding than cowering.

Come here a minute July 12, 2011 at 6:57 pm

You're welcome in my root cellar any time, Lizzie! Preferably on a magic floating umbrella.

mavenmaven July 12, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Deceit is OK if it get Republicans elected. Its what White-People Jesus would do.

Maman July 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Yeah… Jesus was a poll-whore…

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Isn't it considered voter fraud to encourage people to vote for candidates that don't exist?

Dudleydidwrong July 12, 2011 at 3:14 pm

Not if Republicans do it–they have rights that no one else has. Deus vult!

Now if the Democrats had done this, the MSM would make someone, possibly Obama, walk the plank into some cold, deep part of Lake Superior.

ifthethunderdontgetya July 12, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Sunday morning received the first of several robo calls promoting their fake candidate Isaac Weix

Too hard to remember. Why not someone classic, like Heywood Jablome?
~

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm

He gets my vote every election.

Lascauxcaveman July 12, 2011 at 2:19 pm

He gets my vote every erection.

Fare la Volpe July 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm

I've wanted Amanda Huggenkiss for a long time.

OneDollarJuana July 12, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Got an email recently with a person in the distribution list: "Michael Kuntz". I am not kidding.

Fare la Volpe July 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm

I get his messages too! That two-timing whore!

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Back when I worked at a call center, I saw that last name pop up on the inbound-call window of the computer, and without thinking things through, pronounced it the way I shouldna. I don't remember a single thing about the rest of that call.

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Donald Westlake wrote a hilarious novel, _Help I'm Being Held Prisoner!_ about the misfortunes of a man named Harry Kunt.

smokefilledroommate July 12, 2011 at 2:03 pm

I.P. Freely gets my vote.

flamingpdog July 12, 2011 at 2:07 pm

The author Seymour Butts in my candidate.

manythousands July 12, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Or that perennial fighter from Cajun country, Al Depantsieu.

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:37 pm

What, no love for Indiana hero Harry Baals?

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Hey! Keep it in Wisconsin. We have Dick Bong & his Recreation Area.

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Naming a park after a guy whose claim to fame was shooting down the most enemy planes in WW II is sorta dodgy to start with. The goofy name is just (Dick) icing on the proverbial (Bong) cake.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm

The Highway Dept. has to be ever vigilant to keep the sign intact.

Fortunately, for them, they got a reprieve when Stoner ran for City Council in South Milwaukee. The high-school was crawling with the yard-signs. (Don't ask me why a city-councilor race in a city of a few thousand required yard-signs.)

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 11:39 pm

A native of French Lick, no doubt!

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Hugh G. Rection 2012!

petehammer July 12, 2011 at 4:21 pm

No love for Michael Ochertz?

KeepFnThatChicken July 12, 2011 at 1:47 pm

This makes me think we've outgrown our ability to vote and endure, and would rather just vote and kill.

MissusBarry July 12, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Tis' the Koch/rethug way. These people are on to us being worthless piece of shit assfucks. Must throw red herrings, stat.

Fare la Volpe July 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Election fraud is such a messy term.

ChessieNefercat July 12, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Not if you put everything neatly in the trunk of a car!

Kidneys4Sale July 12, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Reminiscent of eye-patch undies and unctuous gams, perhaps?

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Exactly–why not something nice, like "manual rectification of voter error"?

flamingpdog July 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

manual rectumfication

/fixed (like the elections)

user-of-owls July 12, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Dat's a nice vote ya got dere, be a shame if, you know, somethin' happened to it.

OC_Surf_Serf July 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

“fake candidates”

Like Palin, Gingrich, hell, 95% of the Republicans…

4TheTurnstiles July 12, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Michele Bachman: she's a no-brainer you know

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Are you really a fake candidate if people keep giving you money?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Dude, that's the REASON for being a fake candidate.

Angry_Marmot July 12, 2011 at 5:57 pm

I've got an ingrown hair that wants to run in the primary.

Swampgas_Man July 13, 2011 at 8:11 am

I've got a pubic hair to match it.

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Cheese orgy? I sure hope these folks get their shit together before I go up there for vacation in September.

Fare la Volpe July 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Who vacations in Wisconsin?

Excuse me, that was rude. Let me rephrase that.

Who vacations in Wisconsin by choice?

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 1:56 pm

I lost a bet. Besides, it will be a nice opportunity to spend a week away from the flame broiler that is South Texas in September.

Fare la Volpe July 12, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Aww, dude. Couldn't you just wear a tutu or fuck a fat chick?

mog253 July 12, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Or wear a tutu to fuck a fat chick?

nounverb911 July 12, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Come to Seattle, it might hit 70 today if we're lucky.

HistoriCat July 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm

"Current temperature in Houston – 100.6. Heat index – 119."

Damn you!

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 11:41 pm

People in Chicago!

V572 der Plaatz July 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Don't miss Tommy Bartlett's Water Thrill Show at the Wisconsin Dells!

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 2:00 pm

It's right up there on the top of my list.

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:20 pm

I had the choice of going to Wisconsin for vacation in late May, but I said Fuck it, I'll spend my vacation at home. Wasn't going to spend a dollar in any state that would vote for an asshole like Scott Walker.

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Well, I live in Texas, so….

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:49 pm

I hear ya. I live in Iowa, where our state motto is "At least we have a budget."

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Well, I'll be staying with friends, and am flying southwest, so my financial contribution to the state will be limited to the rental car (though a national firm), the liquor store, and maybe a couple of food items.

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 11:40 pm

It'll be cheesy shit, for sure.

SayItWithWookies July 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

The level of fucking deceit and corruption in this country's politics wouldn't be nearly so sickening if the people yelling loudest about it weren't the people actually behind it.

C'mon Eric Holder — grow a testicle and give Murdoch and News Corp. the bitter lawyer-enhanced hatefuck they so dearly deserve.

ifthethunderdontgetya July 12, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Wookies, Eric Holder is the figurehead now in charge of G.W. Bush's Justice Department.

They're the same people who signed off on torture, and that's why their significant activity now is going after Bush-era whistleblowers.

It's beyond pathetic.
~

SayItWithWookies July 12, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Don't I know it — it just relieves a little stress to yell at a brick wall every once in a while.

flamingpdog July 12, 2011 at 3:24 pm

More like Eric Placeholder.

metamarcisf July 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Watch out for massive trainloads of migrant workers and convicted felons bussed into Milwaukee to perpetrate voter fraud on our tea party patriots. Luckily, females will not be allowed to vote without showing their IUD.

Chet Kincaid July 12, 2011 at 2:15 pm

You mean, without TURNING IN their IUD.

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Concurrent with cries of outrage over union thugs and black panther party intimidation.

memzilla July 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Let us initiate the Cheese Wheel-Lutefisk Exchange Program, to enable Wisconsin and Minnesota to support each other.

MissusBarry July 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Lutefisk…I puke in my mouth just a little at the thought.

MLHencken July 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Administered, no doubt, by the soon to be retired Garrison Keillior.

OneDollarJuana July 12, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Administered, no doubt, by the soon to should be retired Garrison Keillior.

/fixed

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Bah!

DahBoner July 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Nice thing about where I live is that there are 4 progressive radio stations and all of them have the COMPASSION to not air PHC on Saturday…

OneDollarJuana July 12, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Unfortunately, we have 2 stations that air it 4 times.

L188188 July 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Throw Michigan in there and we in the Dairy State will take some of their rusted 1973 Pontiac fenders.

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 11:42 pm

There IS Norwegian stinky cheese to go with the lutefisk, you know!

ifthethunderdontgetya July 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Minnesota would try to send reinforcements, but it’s pretty much stark cold insanity over there right now, too.

Don't look for help from Ohio, the Koch-smokers own the place (they paid big bucks, too).
~

ChessieNefercat July 12, 2011 at 2:40 pm

My naive family members in Ohio don't like Kasich, but are baffled as to how they could have wound up with such meany pants legislators and state execs.

My sainted aunt, a dear, dear lady, isn't paying attention to Kasich because she is still upset at Notre Dame letting known abortionist President Obama speak there a year or two ago (she frets about the wee fetii, but also ex-fetii and takes seriously all those feed the hungry, care for the sick, comfort the dying, shelter the homeless beatitudes that Jesus was always going on about).

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:51 pm

But at least, you can carry a gun in a bar in Ohio.

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 9:09 pm

That's a change! Johnny Paycheck took a gun to a concert in an Ohio bar, spent 5 years in an Ohio prison.

fuflans July 12, 2011 at 1:49 pm

illinois could invade but we have no money and apparently we are now too fat from hot dogs.

Limeylizzie July 12, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Yes, but they are those special dogs…Superdawg!

edgydrifter July 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm

"It's not gonna be a chaos orgy, it's a tea party!"

–Gov. Boon Walker

RedNM July 12, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Toga!

MLHencken July 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

“It feels like madness abounds in our state, like Wisconsin is 65,000 square miles surrounded by sanity,” said Mike McCabe.

Cheese, Mike. Cheese. Wisconsin is surrounded by cheese.

Steverino247 July 12, 2011 at 2:24 pm

In fairness to Mike, they do have some mad cheez skillz…

Andrew Drinker July 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm

So which corrupt elections official is going to find several thousand votes for the fake Democrats in the middle of the night tonight?

widestanceroman July 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm

All of them, Andrew.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Fortunately, I don't think any of the districts have much territory in Waukesha County.

… Darling might, though. & those few thousand heads in Menomonee Falls might be just enough. Damnit.

Nickolaus will strike, again, & put candy in the GOP's stocking.

memzilla July 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Suport Union Rights In WI and MN. We must fight the corporatist elites and all become Koch Shuckers.

Barb July 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm

The loneliest person in Wisconsin? The Scott Walker victory parade organizer.

Banelm July 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm

If this bullshit works, the precedent it sets for the 2012 election is mighty scary. Democracy requires a minimum level of respect for the system, if it is this far gone, Presidential campaigns from here on out are going to be way more entertaining. And crazy. Mostly crazy.

Sue4466 July 12, 2011 at 2:39 pm

"From here on out?" From where I sit, presidential elections got to batshit a few cycles ago.

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Santorum is counting on getting those 240 million votes.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 3:04 pm

As with secession, South Carolina was ahead of the curve: our zen master Alvin Greene was Isaac Weix before Isaac Weix was cool.

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm

There probably will be minimum voter turnout, as everyone will be at home sitting on the edge of their seats watching C-SPAN and awaiting the outcome of the critical light-bulb vote in congress.

fuflans July 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm

how many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb and the country?

HistoriCat July 12, 2011 at 3:36 pm

how many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb and the country?

I don't know but they're all giving it a try.

RedneckMuslin July 12, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Well, not all of them, Katie.

DaSandman July 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm

And with one Kochsucker to rule them all…

V572 der Plaatz July 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm

I'm hoping that anybody engaged enough in politics to turn out for a recall election is probably smart enough to recognize bogus candidates. Like that guy "Barack Obama" a couple of years back — who did the Republicans think would believe that?

Fare la Volpe July 12, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Seriously. Did they really expect us to believe "Hussein"?

inapewetrust July 12, 2011 at 1:56 pm

this is why conservatives tend to be weirdly obsessed by things like voter fraud – they know first-hand how easy it is to pull off. dicks.

4TheTurnstiles July 12, 2011 at 1:57 pm

"Scott Walker: Kiss Our Dairy Air!"

axmxz July 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Ragnarök on, Wisconsin.

poorgradstudent July 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm

I always wished I could travel back in time, and now I know what it's like living in a country where nobody even pretends that the rule of law applies to the rich anymore!

guangho July 12, 2011 at 2:10 pm

1845 2012 same thing really.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Remember the Alamo!

Pew! Pew!

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:48 pm

And financially at least, let's not forget 1936.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Now, we know where Evan Bayh & Ben Nelson find their inspiration.

Fare la Volpe July 12, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Even fucking Napoleon believed that the law applies to everyone.

guangho July 12, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Yeah but he was a frog. So, um, bad.

fuflans July 12, 2011 at 1:59 pm

'blue cheddar' pleases me.

smokefilledroommate July 12, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Uh, not legal, right? Pieces of shit.

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 2:03 pm

This shit reminds me of the elections in Afghanistan. What a fucking madhouse. Hope they have plenty of purple dye.

Poindexter718 July 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Fez will somehow find a way to feck this up, the Red-backed robo candidate will prevail and then we'll all get high.

guangho July 12, 2011 at 2:10 pm

" Wisconsin is 65,000 square miles surrounded by sanity”
You are overestimating your neighbors.

CapeClod July 12, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Good thing the Koch brothers hired Edmund Black Adder to rig the election for them.

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:59 pm

I have a cunning plan, m'lord…

CapeClod July 12, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we'll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning and dung for dinner.

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 9:10 pm

Druids might be OK

Angry_Marmot July 12, 2011 at 6:02 pm

I'm voting for Colin.

CarnyTrash July 12, 2011 at 6:56 pm

I always vote for the Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party.

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 2:13 pm

*heavy sigh*
I'm sure the Job Creators plantation owners will prevail.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Scooter, who would still be a State Senate backbencher if not for the County Executive re-call in '02, is really not a fan of re-calls. (Per his interview with the Milwaukee PolitiFact's editorial board.)

Radiotherapy® July 12, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Are these drone candidates part of the 250,000 jobs the cross-eyed college drop-out promised?

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Candidacy is a job, after all, if Christine O'Donnell is to be believed.

smokefilledroommate July 12, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Here's Weix's facebook page. (Not that anyone gives a shit)..

anniegetyerfun July 12, 2011 at 2:44 pm

I've never seen so many smart people gather in one location like that.

ETA: and he has a website! http://www.isaacweixforassembly.com/

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Isn't he sending the wrong signal to his anti-government supporters by advertising how to get government grants for small businesses?
That just sounds kind of, well, socialist.

smokefilledroommate July 12, 2011 at 4:29 pm

I saw that–it's like a garbage site (not unlike the candidate, I guess). The links for 'How to Judge Cover Songs' and 'Macho 7oz Student Martial Arts Uniform Review' say it all.

horsedreamer_1 July 13, 2011 at 9:01 am

& he lost.

Good on ye, St. Croix County. You're now worth something more than being the native place of Laura Ingalls.

flamingpdog July 12, 2011 at 2:21 pm

"While Prosser and Kloppenburg spent a combined $757,542, outside interests spent far more to influence the outcome. The Greater Wisconsin Committee spent almost $1.7 million in support of Kloppenburg. Wisconsin Manufacturers & Commerce, Citizens for a Strong America, Club for Growth Wisconsin and the Tea Party Express spent a combined $2.65 million on Prosser's behalf."

New Koch Bros Wisconsin fight song: ♪ Pwn Wisconsin, Pwn Wisconsin ♪

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm

OK, at first I thought the illustration was Half Life 2, but I guess it's War of the Worlds.

Which generally makes me think of the 1978 Jeff Wayne concept album.

Which makes me feel old…as if my life were, I dunno, Forever Autumn, or something.

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Because you're not here?

Plate of shrimp moment, I had not thought of that album for years but came across it when I was going through some boxes the other day. Now you mention it. WTF.

HuddledMass July 12, 2011 at 3:42 pm

That's the Wonkette Hive Mind cultural-reference singularity in action. I've noticed it time and again.

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:24 pm

I heard that they were going to bring in Diebold machines for the voting, but thought it might be too obvious when G.W. Bush is elected President of Wisconsin.

weejee July 12, 2011 at 2:25 pm

If Wisconsin is destroyed in the chaos, does that mean no more Cheetos?

Thurman Munster IV July 12, 2011 at 2:50 pm

There ain't no cheese in Cheetos.

weejee July 12, 2011 at 2:56 pm

say it ain't so !!!!

/ quickly wipes orange fingers on pants

proudgrampa July 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm

On, Wisconsin…

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm

As I said a few weeks back, This American Life did a pretty nice piece on the Current Unpleasantness in Wisconsin.

baconzgood July 12, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Unrelated to this post

Baconzgood getting a whuppin boy/slave/intern? NO FUCKIN' WAY????!!! Ya must be crapin' me……Baconz gettin a whuppin boy/girl in a few weeks. COOOOOOL Someone to get me coffee and someone to sexually harass. BITCHIN!!!!!

mog253 July 12, 2011 at 2:50 pm

I covet your slave/intern and I work from home.

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Glad that someone has something to look forward to. It's my fucking birthday, I'm at fucking work, and the only good news I've heard is that my surround-sound amplifier isn't fucked up and ain't gonna cost me a small fortune to get it fixed. Otherwise the only thing I've got to look forward to is the possibility of cracking 120p, stopping at the packy on the way home, and masturbating and crying myself to sleep tonight.

Dudleydidwrong July 12, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Well, hell! Happy birfday, Baldar! I'll will a come-to-life Pretty Woman of the Roy Orbison type for you when you stop at the "packy." May it happen as a birfday present. You need somethin' good. (And may a second present be the recall of the Republican assholes in weird Wisconsin.)

HistoriCat July 12, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Happy birthday!

Barb July 12, 2011 at 3:49 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Limeylizzie July 12, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Oh BaldarT, it is my birthday next Monday, we are over-sensitive Cancerians, sometimes the weeping and masturbation combo is the best thing for us.

mumbly_joe July 12, 2011 at 5:54 pm

That's so weird, because my ex was actually a Gemini.

BaldarTFlagass July 12, 2011 at 6:31 pm

Well, thanks for the kind wishes, y'all! Now that I am home and punishing the rum, I feel much better than I did 2 hours ago!

(And happy birthday-next-week, Lizzie!)

Gleem_McShineys July 12, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Please pass on what you consider your best acts of degradation, humiliation, and general unfairness to the management of Koch Industries (or Scott Walker)!

Winning ideas could win you HOBO BEANS for LIFE!

Fox n Fiends July 12, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Where the fuck are the Socialist Green Bay Packers in all of this? A 100% union organization owned by the public – and Super Bowl Champs. This is what publically funded union employees can do, Kochasses.

BklynIlluminati July 12, 2011 at 2:37 pm

They did come out against the new labor laws and in the early protests a few players showed up. NFLPA union has gotten behind this but not particularly hardcore.

DustBowlBlues July 12, 2011 at 7:02 pm

That's more than the Baseball Players "Union" would do. If they were a union, they'd represent the players in the farm systems.

How much, exactly, does the NFL Player's "Union" give to the AFL-CIO Pacs? Nothing? Oh, right. That union stuff is strictly for the little people–not overpaid, spoiled athletes.

What? Me a bitter former Mariner season ticket holder? (Back when I lived there, obviously). Well, yes, yes I was. How could you tell?

The only thing I know for sure about the NFL strike is when it's all said, and done, the fans will be screwed. As they always are.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Irony escapes the Right in this state. Scooter was at the Super Bowl, with his kids, who were anything but humbly bragging about the VIP treatment for the patrician class.

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 11:46 pm

They're probably busy with visits from the BVM. http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/article/20101

hagajim July 12, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Aren't orgies, by their very definition, a bit chaotic. You never know where the Koch is going to end up, you just hope it isn't in your ass (at least if you're a dude) – unless, of course, that's how you roll. BUTT-SEX WISCONSIN!

Allmighty_Manos July 12, 2011 at 2:41 pm

“It feels like madness abounds in our state, like Wisconsin is 65,000 square miles surrounded by sanity,” said Mike McCabe

… Cats and Dogs living together

Sue4466 July 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Apparently, even the GOP doesn't believe the "and the American people agree" bullshit line they habitually spew out in interviews. If they did, it wouldn't be necessary to deceive voters about their policies or to commit voter fraud in an effort to suppress voter turnout.

Guppy06 July 12, 2011 at 2:49 pm

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, what does that say about recall elections?

zhubajie July 12, 2011 at 11:48 pm

Too bad we can't have parliaments and votes-of-confidence. Proportional repr. like in Israel would make everything even more batshit crazy! Imagine the rival religious fanatic parties cursing each other and threatening the secular wingnut parties with eternal damnation!

orygoon July 12, 2011 at 2:50 pm

If Cheeseheads think that they are "surrounded by sanity", they sure haven't been keeping an eye on the neighbors.

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 2:59 pm

Michele Bachmann is leading the Republiklan polls here in Iowa. Tell me that doesn't indicate sanity.

horsedreamer_1 July 12, 2011 at 3:08 pm

Tommy Thompson is looking longingly toward Iowa, where his fellow GOP trail-blazer 1980s Midwest Governor Terry Branstead got elected after a long time away.

metamarcisf July 12, 2011 at 3:11 pm

From Today's RedState:

Dear Dane County Board of Supervisors,

I have several questions regarding the letter twelve of you wrote to Justice David Prosser, in which you ask him to take a leave of absence from the Wisconsin Supreme Court until investigators determine whether or not he strangled Justice Ann Walsh Bradley.

That Michele Bachmann! What a cunt!

Yours,
Yakov Smirnoff

user-of-owls July 12, 2011 at 3:11 pm

You know who the real victim is here. It's that poor random AID factotum just now setting up his powerpoint in a Kabul classroom and hearing nothing but titters and guffaws from his students as the first slide pops up:

"Building Democracy at the Provincial Level: Lessons from America."

Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum July 12, 2011 at 3:14 pm

You know who the real victim is here…

Sarah Palin?

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 3:13 pm

OT, but an important cultural figure for a lot of us has died: Sherwood Schwartz, creator of Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch, passed away today at the age of 94.

Best paragraph from the NYTimes obit:

Mr. Schwartz remembered describing the idea of “Gilligan’s Island” to William S. Paley, then chairman of CBS, as a microcosm. Mr. Paley, he recalled, blanched and replied, “Oh, God, I thought it was a comedy show,” to which Mr. Schwartz quickly answered, “But it’s a funny microcosm!”

I shudder to think of how deeply this guy's creations shaped our cultural zeitgeist (and yes, I'm including my own worldview). Wonder if there'll be a laugh track at the funeral?

Maybe they'll just scatter his ashes in the Pacific after a three hour tour…a three hour tour.

metamarcisf July 12, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Now would be a good time to reminisce about who fucked who on the Island.

HistoriCat July 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm

I'm sure it was all one big orgy. That's why they always managed to screw things up and not be rescued.

genxr July 12, 2011 at 4:01 pm

The professor was the only one not getting any. That's why he spent all his time building coconut radios and other means of getting rescued.

Doktor Zoom July 12, 2011 at 5:20 pm

According to Tom Carson's brilliant 2003 novel Gilligan's Wake, the Professor (Or "Professor X") was actually the secret force behind most major incidents of the Cold War, a la the Cigarette Smoking Man.

There's also a nice aside where he tries to recruit "a mustachioed young veteran of the Battle of the Bulge" who works at GE's Public Relations department. Sadly, the young veteran, a fellow named "Fungott or Vangut, something like that," is very skeptical of the idea that the US of A should dominate the world, so the Professor dismisses him as unlikely to amount to much.

God, wotta novel…need to get a copy and reread it….

Dudleydidwrong July 12, 2011 at 3:49 pm

I don't know but the line for Mary Ann forms here…

DahBoner July 12, 2011 at 3:17 pm

"Robocalls…are reportedly going out to voters telling them to stay home or to vote for fake candidates."

I'm not surprised the Robocalls are not advising them to go out and choke, with their hands around the neck of a Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice that they disagree with, because that activity is reserved for "Special" people who are above the law…

ifthethunderdontgetya July 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Speaking of important cultural figures, Motorhead guitarist Michael "Wurzel" Burston has crossed the River Styx.

Respect, people!
~

genxr July 12, 2011 at 3:28 pm

He's jammin' with Joey Ramone now.

GOPCrusher July 12, 2011 at 3:49 pm

That's as depressing as when Dimebag Darrell was shot on stage.

genxr July 12, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Waiting for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man to weigh in on the proceedings.

Pragmatist2 July 12, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Glad to hear it. Orgies are not all that common in Wisconsin and they usually involve bratwursts.

genxr July 12, 2011 at 3:30 pm

I thought Robocall II was even better than the original. Especially when the two robocalls were fighting and the Koch brothers said, "Behave yourselves!" and "This isn't going to look good for the company." I'd buy that for a dollar!

yes, I watched movies in the 80s.

Limeylizzie July 12, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Do we have any Wisconsinites here on the Wonkette? They should keep us informed.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 12, 2011 at 4:34 pm

I live close enough to the border that I'm being besieged with very nasty TeeVee commercials about the evil Wisconsin democrat who is running against the Republican recallee.

L188188 July 12, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Yeah I live in right in the heart of darkness in the toothless part of the state near Green Bay. The county worker's unions have already been screwed, but they won't vote, they are too busy watching the Brewers and fishin' walleye and waitin' for deer huntin' and knockin' back Busch Lights.

MilwaukeeKent July 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

I haz a sadz because I can vote for neither a real or a fake candidate. My state Senate Democrat is not being recalled.
Word on the street is that the fake candidates "Won't get Schneider" Which is old Milwaukee Pol speak for 32 percent of the vote. (name comes from a score in the card game of Sheepshead)
This might be worth a look in about an hour (9:15 CST) if you really want to know: http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/125430

DangerHelvetica July 12, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it. And send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay! Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 12, 2011 at 4:51 pm

This article sums up the chaos.
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/

hagajim July 12, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Wow…just wow. How fucked up is everything involved with this?

L188188 July 12, 2011 at 5:12 pm

The fear is that the crowds that raised hell back in February and March will not materialize. There is even the chance that due to our open primary, Republican tea baggers can cross over to vote in these bogus primaries today and elect the "fake" Democrats… BTW, these fake primaries are costing the state $millions more that should not have been.. .so much for these cretins' caring about fiscal propriety, or even election fraud for christ's sake. BUT we only need 3 out of the 6 Republican scumbags being recalled, and then the whore that is Scott Walker can be held at bay until next January when he will be eligible for his OWN recall.

horsedreamer_1 July 13, 2011 at 9:37 am

All six Republican stooges went up in smoke, as the saying goes. (I think Wisconsin son Mark Borchardt would appreciate that. The metaphor, at least; being from Menomonee Falls, he might well be a Teatard, or, at least, Paultard (for the weed).)

mumbly_joe July 12, 2011 at 5:15 pm

IIRC, robocalls telling people not to vote are a blatant violation of both state and federal election law. Unfortunately, it's the sort of blatant violation of election law that's never going to be investigated or prosecuted, unlike two black guys being near a polling place, one of whom has a stick.

horsedreamer_1 July 13, 2011 at 9:37 am

& that third, unrelated, black guy, with a bank-issued check en route to try to cash said check.

MilwaukeeKent July 12, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Expect the whole bag of GOP-patented dirty tricks in the general election in August. Vote-caging, misleading calls, voter harassment. The time is overdue to seriously push the GOP's face in the shit they're leaving for someone else to clean up. Grover Norquist IS small enough to strangle in a bath tub. Is the William Howard Taft one at the Smithsonian? The Taft Presidential museum? I'll bet we could lure him to it's location with an invite to a fake GOP fundraiser…

ttommyunger July 12, 2011 at 11:15 pm

How lame do you have to be to actually listen to a Robo-Call? No, wait! This is Wisconsin? Never mind.

Negropolis July 12, 2011 at 11:22 pm

So, all of the fake Dems were roundly and soundly defeated, tonight, so everyone can calm down. Now, the real Dems get some good press, tomorrow, that they otherwise couldn't have had if not for this stunt.

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MarieDevine July 15, 2011 at 12:42 pm

The Wisconsin recall elections have a 'union label" on them. Behind the many uprisings in Africa and wars in other nations has a strong union influence that one former kgb operative wrote: "The WWP had the express goal of creating a favorable atmosphere for Soviet-style socialism within the American trade unions and the "colored" population of the United States. "
http://www.divine-way.com/egypt_protests__kgb__so

“.. Hezb'allah representatives demonstrating .. first day .. Cairo uprising were carrying flags displaying the hammer and sickle.”

BEWARE WORLD: A "Workers' World" sounds good; but Enslavement of Masses to lifelong "employment" is slavery, not prosperity; we are only now seeing that.

lulzmonger July 19, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Guess the Democracy-Trollz™ have to settle for robocalls now, since all those people were busted for running the huge criminal vote-kiting conspiracy back in 2004-2005 by the Department Of … BWAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAH!

Oh, me!

Swampgas_Man July 13, 2011 at 8:12 am

Or fuck a fat tutu?

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