Your Wonkette has been fastidiously trying to ignore anything related to this bizarre, sad Casey Anthony case, not only here but in life, because once upon a time there was such a thing as an “OJ Simpson trial,” which set everyone a very high bar for 24-hour reality crime shows that probably will never be touched. We are purists, sue us. But OKAY, we will weigh in, since bloated maggot Rush Limbaugh is humping America’s face with slime about abortion again. Here is Rush’s advice to the silly liberals who are upset about 2-year-old Caylee Anthony’s death: “When does the death of a child bother them? …just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.” Aha!
Good tip, Rush, but liberals already figured out the connection. Dick Cheney, he is just a fictional character made up by liberals to do “bombing abortions” in Iraq, same as Rick Perry so they can kick back and watch him doing those “Mexican prisoner execution abortions,” and actually even Tony Hayward and the oil spill were liberal inventions, because they like “oil suffocation death abortions” when it comes to marine life and coastal economies in particular. Liberals are very sneaky like that, which is funny, haha. [HuffPo]
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tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.
How old is Limbaugh again?
Physically – 75, emotionally – 7.
Now that you ask, this is an interesting philosophical question. I can't decide if he is a particularly petulant two year old or a ninety year old with a severe case of dementia…
Dunno, I have known members of both categories and they lacked the mean-spiritedness for which Rush is known.
Like mighty Galactus, he has existed since before this universe came into being. However, instead of eating whole planets, he'll just have that whole box of donuts, over there, if you're not going to eat them or anything.
Too. As in too fucking old.
"How old is Limbaugh again?"
Too old to abort, unfortunately.
How does one form words with out a brain?
A million monkeys with typewriters.
How is babby formed?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
How is sentence formed?
You see, when a school girl and a tentacle monster love each other VERY MUCH… wait, did I just come up with a Limbaugh creation nightmare?
See Wine Coolers-Tent camping.
Oxycontin goes in, bullshit comes out. You can't explain that!
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
Dorothy: Yes, I suppose you're right.
I know some whacked out crazy lady going apeshit and fucking republicans somewhere in Kansas in the 1950s should have gotten an abortion, that is all I know.
Missouri. Or at least that's where the spawn was hatched.
According to Rush, it's never too late.
Now, now– we don't know for certain Rush was spawned by Rethugs. It could have been a radioactive mutation.
My theory is that he was excreted.
I wouldn't mind seeing Rush Limpbaugh run over by a white Ford Bronco, no matter how fast it was travelling.
Playing on the OJ/Elway joke, I'd like to seem him run over by the Denver Broncos, no matter how many roids they had taken.
Hmmm, obviously postdates the Elway days when the Buncos got crushed two years straight in the Super Bowl and Denver changed the interstate highway signs to say:
'I-70, Broncos-10".
Run over by a skateboarder would be cool too, except, they would just bounce off.
I'm surprised that a republican actually cared about someone post-fetus.
I doubt he cares at all.
Conservatoid anti-abortionists are so rabid about the fun abortions because deep down under they realize that their parent(s) would have aborted him/her if it had been legal and/or possible to enjoy one at the time of his/her conception. In fact said parent(s) would still get one retroactively.
Baconz has 2 words for you Rush….ahhh forget it.
Is Oxycontin one of them?
Overdose as the second?
Umm, not to nitpick, but that's actually three words.
Is Rush the afterbirth?
An insult to placentas everywhere, etc.
As with the Crazy 27% that consider him to be anything more than a Oxy-popping amoral opportunist, the best strategy is usually to ignore any bleating that seeps from his mouth.
Meconium.
Very good
" “When does the death of a child bother them (liberals)? …just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.”
Q: When does the life of a child bother them (Republicans)?… just tell yourselves that that hungry pre-schooler is a very large fetus and you’ll feel better (about feeding it).”
You will never ever understand the deep personal hurt that this has caused Sarah Palin…but she will soon try to explain it to y'all.
Bristol is working like, really hard to get Casey a deal with Candies, cause she knows how hard it is to be a single, teen unwed mother. She'd be an awesome spokesmodel for Abstinence and whatnot, cause she's a whiz.
When Breitbart posted this yesterday, the thread was overwhelmed by comments like this" Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "
"Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "
You stay classy red america.
I wonder what it's like to have the answer to absolutely everything, and not care if it's the wrong answer.
You mean tax cuts?
"Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "
Translation: Why won't you women have sex with me? I hate them all SO MUCH!! WAAAAAAAH!!!
But I'm confused (as so often happens), those screamers watching Nancy Grace don't sound like libruls to me. They want to drink Tot Mom's blood.
WTF?
What kind of pansy ass momma's boys don't like whores?
What a fucking abortion.
Rush is a fine example of the baby dying while the afterbirth lived.
I was always of the opinion that Rush formed out of primordial slime.
Or, at least, that he is slimy.
When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.
And his mother said, "what a treasure" and his father said, "yeah, let's bury it".
Tiresome. Florida, and other red states, are just terrible places for children. Liberal states, for the most part, paradises by comparison.
Weirdly enough, a young lady of my acquaintance, single mother of an autistic child, tells me that the child services provided where she lives in Idaho are phenomenally good. Of course, that's relative to what she experienced when she was here in Texas, and I'm sure the Idahoans of the (R) persuasion are doing everything in their power to fuck that up.
The secret is to be in a red state (so they don't do many things) where the people in power have a personal stake in your particular cause and view you as an "innocent" victim (so they bend every rule to help just your issue). Hence Dan Burton getting a shitload of money for autism research and treatment in Indiana (grandkid with autism) even as the state as a whole does less overall. Even then, at the first fiscal crunch the DD community gets fucked.
As opposed to Illinois or Oregon, who have generous policies on paper but have so many commitments that they are chronically short on their ability to meet them. And also fuck over the DD community during times of fiscal crisis, but not disporoportionately to other issues.
I'm near Idaho, but not exactly intimate. My guess is that they are not (as yet) terribly overburdened by such cases, relative to some states, and that they do a bit better because they are so Mormon. Mormons really do care about kids, though, as we see in Utah, that doesn't mean they can provide good services, like schools, for a superabundance of them.
I spent most of my adult life in Texas, and most of my friends still live there, but I just have to say that it is one hopeless steaming pile of stupid. (My kids went to an awesome quirky little private school. And yes, I feel guilty about doing that, but we just had to.)
Was there for three years and told everyone that if my son was young enough for public school I'd have gone private – something I swore I'd never do. Fortunately, he was at Maryland by then. Whew.
So, suicide is like…….self-abortion?
The death penalty is late term abortion.
So I suffer from premature abortion?
We are all abortions waiting to happen.
We'll be aborted by starvation when there aren't enough hobo beans to sustain us.
Unless you're brown, or browner, yes.
I really shouldn't be surprised by anything this maggot encrusted shitsack has to say but it still always amazes me. He is a perfect example of why abortion must remain safe and legal. If only his mother had known.
Hey, don't diss maggots! They make good fish bait, they clean up roadkill, and they can be used to treat infections in an emergency.
Actually, they can be used to treat infections in a whole lot of settings, not just emergencies. Awesome little squishy dudes.
Plus, for a big chunk of the earth's population, they are a great protein source all by themselves. Revolting from an American perspective, but true.
Beat me to it!
I liked Rush better when he was aborting brain cells with Hillbilly Heroin.
When did he stop?
I am so pissed about the Casey Anthony trial. Not because of the verdict, but because all of the discussion about it forced me to remember the existence of Nancy Grace.
Don't get me started. I loathe people that make a career of righteous indignation.
I only think that Rush weighed in on this, because he was jealous of all the attention Nancy Grace was getting since the verdict, since all I've heard is how this would affect her.
A couple of hours and we should see a well thought out tweet from Bible Spice on the subject.
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Nancy Grace is one of the reasons I so ardently avoid current crime stories, especially the Casey Anthony thing — I'd just be innocently attempting to satisfy my need for lurid, pointless pop-crime stories and one click later I've got the unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen staring me in the face.
I think the El Rushbo being jealous of Nancy for all the attention theory holds water pretty well. I cannot think of a pair of humans that contribute less to the intellectual and social good of this country. One fetishisizes greed to pornographic excess and one fetishises criminal activity to pornographic excess. When you listen or watch either you can feel your intellect draining away and the lizard brain throbbing like an errection. Horrid shits both of them.
I hearby propose that Wonkette use the phrase "unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen" to refer to Nancy Grace at all times.
"the unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen"
She looks and sounds like something that would eat her young.
Nancy Grace does, I mean.
Paula Dean wouldn't eat anything that wasn't deep-fried in lard.
Nancy Grace doesn't exist. She is a story that mothers tell their daughters so that they do not grow up to be Lindsay Lohan.
Booze and hotpants!
Nothing like conservatives screaming about killing someone simply because the "liberal media" told them she killed somebody.
He forgot the part about it being a gay abortion, cuz we just eat that shit up, huh??
Rush you are a grade A piece of shit. Your followers are nothing more than hate-mongering idiots fooling themselves they bear some weird sword of righteousness.
I fucking deplore you, Limbaugh.
Thank God Limpballs doesn't have any kids…
How many do you think he had aborted?
All of 'em, Katie – he's too selfish to spend money, time and effort on somebody else.
"All of 'em, Katie"
Ahhhhhh, shit! I walked right into that one didn't I.
You did, but there is no shame in helping keep that meme alive, Bacon.
All of them, Katie. (I just couldn't help myself.)
Don't make me say it, Katy!
If by "aborted" you mean dumped into a crusty old gym sock? Millions.
Oh, he's had kids.
Sweet. sweet Dominican kids.
Also, fuck this guy. He just hates women because no self-respecting lady would willingly be within ten miles of him.
The nine-year-old boys in Thailand are "willing", but only because he pays them so much.
words fail.
If compassion were semen, Rush would never even have to think about getting any woman an abortion.
Or having the sheets changed in his room in the Dominican rentboy hotel.
Is he sucking up the oxycodone like M&Ms again?
From the looks of him, currently the M&Ms are winning.
Has anybody ever demanded to see his girth certificate?
Excellent.
I don't even know why, that shit is *awful.* I was given a bunch for post-surgical pain and it made me feel worse than the goddamn surgery.
Yo Limpballs…why do moms on welfare upset conservatives so much? Just tell yourselves that they are abortions that were prevented and you'll all feel better.
(OK, I *was* going to refrain from saying that I wish someone would abort Limpballs, but why be classy toward those with no class at all?)
Perhaps someone could abort Rush. Mama Rush is only in her 180th trimester. Is that still too late?
Looks like Rush's all baby diet is not working for him. Is Viagra fattening?
Nothing cracks the Depends crowd up like a good abortion joke. Keep bringing the funny, you sad sack of shit. You aren't, btw, losing audience, technically speaking. It's just that the old time motherfuckers who comprise your core listenership are dying. Every day more of them proceed from here, where they listen to your show, directly to Hell, where I assume you remain Top of the Charts. There ain't a thing in the world you can do about this. Soon enough though will come the happy day when you join them. Tick…tick…tick.
Yeah, my Rush-loving grandfather should be dying any time now.
Ugh, my younger brother and his psycho wife are "ditto heads". Only in their 40's.
Perhaps you should encourage them to try Rush's favourite substance — hillbilly heroin. We may be shet of them sooner than any of us had ever dreamed.
Good thing Rush doesnt have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.
Not because he's unattractive, but rather because no Dominacan rentboy has had a butt-baby yet so Ol' opiate-induced-Limpballs is feeling pretty sure if himself
You have to "know" the ladyparts to haz a pregnant.
Jabba looks pretty good with the crown and the Gangsta necklace.
I really hope there is a Hell, and a special place for hate spewing, mean sprited, selfish, arrogant, cock suckers like Rush and all his ilk.
How very odd that in all the conservative talking points about abortion, they never mention the rights of the female human being in whom the little fetus is living. I guess a potential man trumps a living adult woman all the time.
Haha female rights, what's that?
Females are human beings? No, they're not. What are ya, some kinda soshulist Commie?
"they never mention the rights of the female human being in whom the little fetus is living"
Silly Wookie. Women are whores who need to be punished and/or can only redeem their whoriness by being an incubator for the sacred sperm babbys.
Kirsten that was one of the better examples of pure asshole that Wonkette has presented. Well Rush is on wife 4, and still making with the Viagra-fueled holidays in the Dominican Republic, so guess that 'splains how he can be even more assholey that Newt.
These two turds are just such fine examples of 'Murican fundamentals. I get choked-up thinking about how many cans of Crisco gave up their lives to get these blokes where they are today.
Rush is angry because, as the poor child of a single mother, should have just been left to starve to death.
…sad Casey Anthony case…
Who is Casey Anthony?
P.S. Never Mind The Bullocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
~
Fucking awesome
Rush is much, much more insane than Sid.
BTW, it's Bollocks. Bullocks is a shitty actress
Doh! I knew that.
I have the album, I bought the vinyl back in the late 70s.
~
God, I miss those guys.
Nice to see that Rush continues to win his personal battle with Bulimia.
I want to keep up-fisting this over and over again. Thanks for making me feel less murderrific.
Take comfort in the fact that if the Buddhists are right Rush will be lucky to be reincarnated as a dung beetle.
Er, no, actually. Based on his acts so far, he's much more likely to be the *dung.*
I kinda hate how much I hate him, how fast what he says makes my heart race, how hard I want to punch him in his fat throat. I know it is worthless and pointless and that he ONLY says what he does for the money and attention – but it is fucked up how happy I would be if bad things happened to him and it pisses me off that he can make me feel that way.
South Park did this gag in a much funnier way years ago (Cartman's mother sleeping her way up to Clarence Thomas in an effort to legalize extra late term abortions). So not only is it lame and tasteless, it is a ripoff. Abortion copyright infringement!!!!!
Simpsons did it!
I figured the abortion analogy was coming b/c the pro-lifers will connect ANYTHING to abortion, but I didn't see it coming from Rush Limbaugh.
Now, after we hear from Sarah P., we need only await Bryan Fischer's explanation of how it was the gays' fault.
Or Pat Robinson.
I hate Limbaugh for being fat. If he were skinner, he might have overdosed all those years ago like he should have. Unfortunately, the drugs got stuck in the blubber.
Who?
Cartman's mom tried to have a 30th trimester abortion, I had no problem with that.
Rush still wets his pants in fear he will be aborted by his mommy.
Limbaugh is an insult to bloated maggots everywhere.
Just further proof that no one in Florida should be permitted to take part in government civic responsibilities– no voting on election day, no jury service and no discussion of civil rights, especially abortion rights. I don't know how the mouth breathers figure out how to dress themselves in the morning. The government should let them continue abusing prescription pain killers so they all OD as soon as possible. It will only improve the overall IQ of the United States.
"The government should make them continue abusing prescription pain killers so they all OD as soon as possible."
fxd
Given the fascist platform of Bachmann this morning, and Limbaugh's joking treatment of the murder of innocent children this morning, all that's missing are brown shirts in the public squares.
Did we really have to go there?
You know who else was a bloated maggot?
Mary?
Newt?
Jeff Goldblum in The Fly?
Jeff Goldblum, after using the teleporter?
Telly Savalas in The Dirty Dozen?
Matthew Perry?
Most fly spawn?
Louis XVI?
Abdul the BulBul Emir?
The Siridar Baron Vladimir Harkonnen?
Chris Christie?
tabanus nigrovitattus larvae?
There will always be someone like Rush to blow the Dog whistle for the ignorant. When a massive myocardial infarction takes him squealing into that good night someone else will be hurled into the lead douche bag slot. Our mission as sentient Life forms needs to be the shunning of his listeners.
You may be right about the "someone like Rush" , but I really do think that the audience that is left when he finally kicks will have one hell of a time coping without their daily dose of stupid. I suspect that there will be another jerk of his magnitude, but the fascists will take a big one on the chin when Rusty keels over. I just hope to see it. Sort of like taking a long caffiene induced hyper piss on Cheney's grave and doing a righteous plate of ribs in Kansas City and Memphis, it is on my bucket list.
When does the death of a child bother them?
When it's a child, not a fetus or a corporation?
A++
I've said it before and I stand by it; Rush is a giant, bloated, turducken of hate.
I disagree. Turduckens are American, even a really odd aspect of our culture.
I like "turducken of hate." It contains two of my favourite words and one of my favourite pejoratives. I can haz?
Hey, Rush, one's legal and the other isn't. Guess which?
Retroactive abortion. What a concept! The actual operation would be difficult for an enormous ex-fetus like Rush. But I'm sure our scientists could work something out. For example, they could stuff him in Kirstie Alley's birth canal, and send both of them through the Scientology Wall of Fire–OT 9, I think. There goes 300 pounds of ugly post-fetal fat!
Not Kirstie Alley, she's never used that thing, it's probly still squeaky-tight. Try Parasailin, or Michele BatShitKrayKrayMann. Those two have used their babychutes so often and well, you could stuff half of AK in there without a problem.
Octomom doesn't have much to do these days.
"If faith and stretch marks were prerequisites for running the country, Rush Limbaugh would have been elected years ago." http://bit.ly/Bachmann2012
And hilarity quickly ensued.
C'mon, Rush, don't pretend like you care about whether anyone at all lives or dies.
Thank goodness we have the porcine yet Vicodin and Viagra addled Rush to set us straight on these important matters.
Well, Rush, why do you think abortion is oh-so-evil while being fond of Ayn Rand?
This fuck gets three hours a day because it's not required to be truthful or have good taste. We mistakenly think that ethics and truthfulness should be required, and that's our shortcoming.
Rush is just another heavy link in the white trash chain.
The headline is too long and punctuated wrong:
"Rush Limbaugh: Great Abortion, Joke"
Rush is a botched abortion.
just tell yourself, like Reagan did, that ketchup is a nutritious vegetable for schoolkids…
"But OKAY, we will weigh in,.."
Hope you got an industrial strength scale.
If I was Rush's wife, and he got me pregnant, I would do everything in my power to kill that baby.
If only Hitler's mother had the same moral values…
Oh thanks for the Limbaugh comment. Now I need a bath.
I don't know how that sack of catshit makes it through life every day without people pissing on him, going up to him and screaming obscenities in his face or throwing garbage in his direction.
He mostly hides in his giant froufrou luxury bunker in Florida, which no doubt helps.
Rush is to political commentary what the Three Stooges were to comedy. He has to think of this sensationalistic shit to keep up with the likes of that Savage guy who isn't Dan from Seattle, that Jones guy whose first name I can't remember but I think is Alun, and, of course, Beck.
Being the most mean-spirited of the hate talkers isn't as easy as it used to be, you know.
"just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better."
Hey this is a fun game! Instead John Hinckley tried to assassinate Reagan, it was an aborted abortion attempt. Instead killing bin Laden, Obama late-aborted the son of a bitch. And instead of saving Gabby Gifford's life back in January, her doctors prevented another abortion using surgery.
Now if only the elderly would stop having such long, costly and abortion-free retirements. Our financial problems will be solved.
I'm guessing that liberals who give a rat's ass about Caylee Anthony would be all none of us, actually.
I am shocked that a drug-addled fool said something stupid.
worlds biggest turd
Rush, a thought experiment for you and your mouth-breathing ilk:
A large building is on fire. Trapped in one wing is a two year-old child. In the opposite wing is a refrigerator containing a hundred fertilized embryos. You only have time to save one. Which do you save?
If you say anything but the two year-old, you're either an ogre or a fucking liar. Know why? BECAUSE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CHILD AND A FETUS.
Well, the answer is neither- that fat sack of shit wouldn't save anything but himself.
wow that's an awesome greek tragedy type test.
i'm going to use that!
cheers!
Typical Limpballs rhetoric. BLAH BLAH liberals BLAH BLAH abortion BLAH BLAH Obama BLAH.
Oh, come on.
Give Rush a break.
He's still trying to get over his Graduation pic.
http://i.imgur.com/jlQZM.jpg
i think drug addicts were skinny.
You all are so harsh on Rush. But do you ever think of his wonderful poetry?
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
I just tried to read this aloud, but my major intestine–in a desperate attempt to save life itself–leapt straight up through my neck and throttled my brain.
It was still much more rewarding than listening to Lush Rimjob.
You stay classy, Rush, stay classy.
"Dick Cheney, he is just a fictional character made up by liberals to do “bombing abortions” in Iraq, same as Rick Perry so they can kick back and watch him doing those “Mexican prisoner execution abortions,” and actually even Tony Hayward and the oil spill were liberal inventions, because they like “oil suffocation death abortions” when it comes to marine life and coastal economies in particular."
And let's not forget the ever popular "shooting doctors abourtions".
Hateful fatass is hateful.
Rush has to die at some point and all I wish for are two things. One, that I live long enough and two, that he's buried somewhere. Because I have some vile, horrifying and very creative things in mind for that grave site.
"I have some vile, horrifying and very creative things in mind for that grave site."
Ooh! Ooh!
I call dibs on the graveside beer concession!
I'm selling dollar pitchers of beer.
I'll make a damn fortune (even at that price), the beer drinkers get cheap beer, and Rush's grave will be thoroughly pissed upon.
It's win-win-win.
(Well…this reply got stuck in the Aether somewhere last night and may very well be back, but I'm posting it now anyway 'cos I like the sentiment.)
Q: What do you call 10,000 drunks pissing used beer on Rush Limbaugh's grave?
A: A good start.
just the right time for Limp to add his own sweet flavor to the mess…
"Bloated maggot Rush Limbaugh"
Oh, look! A picture of Rush taken at Morton's Steak House…
Not illegal in Missouri, either, yet. How's about some late term action on a deformed baby in his 727th month of gestation?
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