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working to fight that ratings dip, huh?Your Wonkette has been fastidiously trying to ignore anything related to this bizarre, sad Casey Anthony case, not only here but in life, because once upon a time there was such a thing as an “OJ Simpson trial,” which set everyone a very high bar for 24-hour reality crime shows that probably will never be touched. We are purists, sue us. But OKAY, we will weigh in, since bloated maggot Rush Limbaugh is humping America’s face with slime about abortion again. Here is Rush’s advice to the silly liberals who are upset about 2-year-old Caylee Anthony’s death: “When does the death of a child bother them? …just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.” Aha!

Good tip, Rush, but liberals already figured out the connection. Dick Cheney, he is just a fictional character made up by liberals to do “bombing abortions” in Iraq, same as Rick Perry so they can kick back and watch him doing those “Mexican prisoner execution abortions,” and actually even Tony Hayward and the oil spill were liberal inventions, because they like “oil suffocation death abortions” when it comes to marine life and coastal economies in particular. Liberals are very sneaky like that, which is funny, haha. [HuffPo]

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