Casey Anthony Trial Coverage Gives Rush Limbaugh Great Abortion Joke

  this guy again

working to fight that ratings dip, huh?Your Wonkette has been fastidiously trying to ignore anything related to this bizarre, sad Casey Anthony case, not only here but in life, because once upon a time there was such a thing as an “OJ Simpson trial,” which set everyone a very high bar for 24-hour reality crime shows that probably will never be touched. We are purists, sue us. But OKAY, we will weigh in, since bloated maggot Rush Limbaugh is humping America’s face with slime about abortion again. Here is Rush’s advice to the silly liberals who are upset about 2-year-old Caylee Anthony’s death: “When does the death of a child bother them? …just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.” Aha!

Good tip, Rush, but liberals already figured out the connection. Dick Cheney, he is just a fictional character made up by liberals to do “bombing abortions” in Iraq, same as Rick Perry so they can kick back and watch him doing those “Mexican prisoner execution abortions,” and actually even Tony Hayward and the oil spill were liberal inventions, because they like “oil suffocation death abortions” when it comes to marine life and coastal economies in particular. Liberals are very sneaky like that, which is funny, haha. [HuffPo]

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  1. user-of-owls

    tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.

    How old is Limbaugh again?

    1. Callyson

      Now that you ask, this is an interesting philosophical question. I can't decide if he is a particularly petulant two year old or a ninety year old with a severe case of dementia…

      1. PsycWench

        Dunno, I have known members of both categories and they lacked the mean-spiritedness for which Rush is known.

    2. GhostBuggy

      Like mighty Galactus, he has existed since before this universe came into being. However, instead of eating whole planets, he'll just have that whole box of donuts, over there, if you're not going to eat them or anything.

      1. ArmoredBore

        You see, when a school girl and a tentacle monster love each other VERY MUCH… wait, did I just come up with a Limbaugh creation nightmare?

    1. LettucePrey

      Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
      Scarecrow: I don't know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
      Dorothy: Yes, I suppose you're right.

  2. Weenus299

    I know some whacked out crazy lady going apeshit and fucking republicans somewhere in Kansas in the 1950s should have gotten an abortion, that is all I know.

    1. Swampgas_Man

      Now, now– we don't know for certain Rush was spawned by Rethugs. It could have been a radioactive mutation.

  3. memzilla

    I wouldn't mind seeing Rush Limpbaugh run over by a white Ford Bronco, no matter how fast it was travelling.

    1. BerkeleyBear

      Playing on the OJ/Elway joke, I'd like to seem him run over by the Denver Broncos, no matter how many roids they had taken.

      1. flamingpdog

        Hmmm, obviously postdates the Elway days when the Buncos got crushed two years straight in the Super Bowl and Denver changed the interstate highway signs to say:
        'I-70, Broncos-10".

    2. LesPaultard

      Run over by a skateboarder would be cool too, except, they would just bounce off.

  4. Geminisunmars

    Conservatoid anti-abortionists are so rabid about the fun abortions because deep down under they realize that their parent(s) would have aborted him/her if it had been legal and/or possible to enjoy one at the time of his/her conception. In fact said parent(s) would still get one retroactively.

    1. bikerlaureate

      An insult to placentas everywhere, etc.

      As with the Crazy 27% that consider him to be anything more than a Oxy-popping amoral opportunist, the best strategy is usually to ignore any bleating that seeps from his mouth.

  5. ChessieNefercat

    " “When does the death of a child bother them (liberals)? …just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.”

    Q: When does the life of a child bother them (Republicans)?… just tell yourselves that that hungry pre-schooler is a very large fetus and you’ll feel better (about feeding it).”

    1. NorthStarSpanx

      Bristol is working like, really hard to get Casey a deal with Candies, cause she knows how hard it is to be a single, teen unwed mother. She'd be an awesome spokesmodel for Abstinence and whatnot, cause she's a whiz.

  6. metamarcisf

    When Breitbart posted this yesterday, the thread was overwhelmed by comments like this" Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "

    1. baconzgood

      "Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "

      You stay classy red america.

      1. PsycWench

        I wonder what it's like to have the answer to absolutely everything, and not care if it's the wrong answer.

      2. tessiee

        "Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "

        Translation: Why won't you women have sex with me? I hate them all SO MUCH!! WAAAAAAAH!!!

    2. mog253

      But I'm confused (as so often happens), those screamers watching Nancy Grace don't sound like libruls to me. They want to drink Tot Mom's blood.

      1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I was always of the opinion that Rush formed out of primordial slime.

        Or, at least, that he is slimy.

        1. DashboardBuddha

          And his mother said, "what a treasure" and his father said, "yeah, let's bury it".

  7. orygoon

    Tiresome. Florida, and other red states, are just terrible places for children. Liberal states, for the most part, paradises by comparison.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      Weirdly enough, a young lady of my acquaintance, single mother of an autistic child, tells me that the child services provided where she lives in Idaho are phenomenally good. Of course, that's relative to what she experienced when she was here in Texas, and I'm sure the Idahoans of the (R) persuasion are doing everything in their power to fuck that up.

      1. BerkeleyBear

        The secret is to be in a red state (so they don't do many things) where the people in power have a personal stake in your particular cause and view you as an "innocent" victim (so they bend every rule to help just your issue). Hence Dan Burton getting a shitload of money for autism research and treatment in Indiana (grandkid with autism) even as the state as a whole does less overall. Even then, at the first fiscal crunch the DD community gets fucked.

        As opposed to Illinois or Oregon, who have generous policies on paper but have so many commitments that they are chronically short on their ability to meet them. And also fuck over the DD community during times of fiscal crisis, but not disporoportionately to other issues.

      2. orygoon

        I'm near Idaho, but not exactly intimate. My guess is that they are not (as yet) terribly overburdened by such cases, relative to some states, and that they do a bit better because they are so Mormon. Mormons really do care about kids, though, as we see in Utah, that doesn't mean they can provide good services, like schools, for a superabundance of them.

        I spent most of my adult life in Texas, and most of my friends still live there, but I just have to say that it is one hopeless steaming pile of stupid. (My kids went to an awesome quirky little private school. And yes, I feel guilty about doing that, but we just had to.)

        1. mog253

          Was there for three years and told everyone that if my son was young enough for public school I'd have gone private – something I swore I'd never do. Fortunately, he was at Maryland by then. Whew.

      1. MissusBarry

        We'll be aborted by starvation when there aren't enough hobo beans to sustain us.

  8. ThundercatHo

    I really shouldn't be surprised by anything this maggot encrusted shitsack has to say but it still always amazes me. He is a perfect example of why abortion must remain safe and legal. If only his mother had known.

    1. OneDollarJuana

      Hey, don't diss maggots! They make good fish bait, they clean up roadkill, and they can be used to treat infections in an emergency.

      1. BerkeleyBear

        Actually, they can be used to treat infections in a whole lot of settings, not just emergencies. Awesome little squishy dudes.

        Plus, for a big chunk of the earth's population, they are a great protein source all by themselves. Revolting from an American perspective, but true.

  9. KathrynSane

    I am so pissed about the Casey Anthony trial. Not because of the verdict, but because all of the discussion about it forced me to remember the existence of Nancy Grace.

    1. gullywompr

      Don't get me started. I loathe people that make a career of righteous indignation.

    2. GOPCrusher

      I only think that Rush weighed in on this, because he was jealous of all the attention Nancy Grace was getting since the verdict, since all I've heard is how this would affect her.
      A couple of hours and we should see a well thought out tweet from Bible Spice on the subject.

    3. SayItWithWookies

      Nancy Grace is one of the reasons I so ardently avoid current crime stories, especially the Casey Anthony thing — I'd just be innocently attempting to satisfy my need for lurid, pointless pop-crime stories and one click later I've got the unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen staring me in the face.

      1. Rotundo_

        I think the El Rushbo being jealous of Nancy for all the attention theory holds water pretty well. I cannot think of a pair of humans that contribute less to the intellectual and social good of this country. One fetishisizes greed to pornographic excess and one fetishises criminal activity to pornographic excess. When you listen or watch either you can feel your intellect draining away and the lizard brain throbbing like an errection. Horrid shits both of them.

      2. KathrynSane

        I hearby propose that Wonkette use the phrase "unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen" to refer to Nancy Grace at all times.

      3. tessiee

        "the unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen"

        She looks and sounds like something that would eat her young.

        Nancy Grace does, I mean.
        Paula Dean wouldn't eat anything that wasn't deep-fried in lard.

    4. Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Nancy Grace doesn't exist. She is a story that mothers tell their daughters so that they do not grow up to be Lindsay Lohan.

    5. glamourdammerung

      Nothing like conservatives screaming about killing someone simply because the "liberal media" told them she killed somebody.

  10. BloviateMe

    He forgot the part about it being a gay abortion, cuz we just eat that shit up, huh??

    Rush you are a grade A piece of shit. Your followers are nothing more than hate-mongering idiots fooling themselves they bear some weird sword of righteousness.

    I fucking deplore you, Limbaugh.

  11. KathrynSane

    Also, fuck this guy. He just hates women because no self-respecting lady would willingly be within ten miles of him.

    1. tessiee

      The nine-year-old boys in Thailand are "willing", but only because he pays them so much.

  12. flamingpdog

    If compassion were semen, Rush would never even have to think about getting any woman an abortion.

    Or having the sheets changed in his room in the Dominican rentboy hotel.

    1. PristineODummy

      I don't even know why, that shit is *awful.* I was given a bunch for post-surgical pain and it made me feel worse than the goddamn surgery.

  13. Callyson

    Yo Limpballs…why do moms on welfare upset conservatives so much? Just tell yourselves that they are abortions that were prevented and you'll all feel better.
    (OK, I *was* going to refrain from saying that I wish someone would abort Limpballs, but why be classy toward those with no class at all?)

  14. DashboardBuddha

    Perhaps someone could abort Rush. Mama Rush is only in her 180th trimester. Is that still too late?

  15. PuckStopsHere

    Nothing cracks the Depends crowd up like a good abortion joke. Keep bringing the funny, you sad sack of shit. You aren't, btw, losing audience, technically speaking. It's just that the old time motherfuckers who comprise your core listenership are dying. Every day more of them proceed from here, where they listen to your show, directly to Hell, where I assume you remain Top of the Charts. There ain't a thing in the world you can do about this. Soon enough though will come the happy day when you join them. Tick…tick…tick.

      1. PristineODummy

        Perhaps you should encourage them to try Rush's favourite substance — hillbilly heroin. We may be shet of them sooner than any of us had ever dreamed.

  16. TanzbodenKoenig

    Good thing Rush doesnt have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.

    Not because he's unattractive, but rather because no Dominacan rentboy has had a butt-baby yet so Ol' opiate-induced-Limpballs is feeling pretty sure if himself

  17. philpjfry

    I really hope there is a Hell, and a special place for hate spewing, mean sprited, selfish, arrogant, cock suckers like Rush and all his ilk.

  18. SayItWithWookies

    How very odd that in all the conservative talking points about abortion, they never mention the rights of the female human being in whom the little fetus is living. I guess a potential man trumps a living adult woman all the time.

    1. PristineODummy

      Females are human beings? No, they're not. What are ya, some kinda soshulist Commie?

    2. tessiee

      "they never mention the rights of the female human being in whom the little fetus is living"

      Silly Wookie. Women are whores who need to be punished and/or can only redeem their whoriness by being an incubator for the sacred sperm babbys.

  19. weejee

    Kirsten that was one of the better examples of pure asshole that Wonkette has presented. Well Rush is on wife 4, and still making with the Viagra-fueled holidays in the Dominican Republic, so guess that 'splains how he can be even more assholey that Newt.

    These two turds are just such fine examples of 'Murican fundamentals. I get choked-up thinking about how many cans of Crisco gave up their lives to get these blokes where they are today.

  20. SorosBot

    Rush is angry because, as the poor child of a single mother, should have just been left to starve to death.

    1. Thurman Munster IV

      Fucking awesome

      Rush is much, much more insane than Sid.

      BTW, it's Bollocks. Bullocks is a shitty actress

    1. FakaktaSouth

      I want to keep up-fisting this over and over again. Thanks for making me feel less murderrific.

      1. Goonemeritus

        Take comfort in the fact that if the Buddhists are right Rush will be lucky to be reincarnated as a dung beetle.

        1. PristineODummy

          Er, no, actually. Based on his acts so far, he's much more likely to be the *dung.*

  21. FakaktaSouth

    I kinda hate how much I hate him, how fast what he says makes my heart race, how hard I want to punch him in his fat throat. I know it is worthless and pointless and that he ONLY says what he does for the money and attention – but it is fucked up how happy I would be if bad things happened to him and it pisses me off that he can make me feel that way.

  22. BerkeleyBear

    South Park did this gag in a much funnier way years ago (Cartman's mother sleeping her way up to Clarence Thomas in an effort to legalize extra late term abortions). So not only is it lame and tasteless, it is a ripoff. Abortion copyright infringement!!!!!

  23. PsycWench

    I figured the abortion analogy was coming b/c the pro-lifers will connect ANYTHING to abortion, but I didn't see it coming from Rush Limbaugh.
    Now, after we hear from Sarah P., we need only await Bryan Fischer's explanation of how it was the gays' fault.

  24. ingloriousbytch

    I hate Limbaugh for being fat. If he were skinner, he might have overdosed all those years ago like he should have. Unfortunately, the drugs got stuck in the blubber.

  25. prommie

    Cartman's mom tried to have a 30th trimester abortion, I had no problem with that.

  26. Eve8Apples

    Just further proof that no one in Florida should be permitted to take part in government civic responsibilities– no voting on election day, no jury service and no discussion of civil rights, especially abortion rights. I don't know how the mouth breathers figure out how to dress themselves in the morning. The government should let them continue abusing prescription pain killers so they all OD as soon as possible. It will only improve the overall IQ of the United States.

    1. tessiee

      "The government should make them continue abusing prescription pain killers so they all OD as soon as possible."

      fxd

  27. mavenmaven

    Given the fascist platform of Bachmann this morning, and Limbaugh's joking treatment of the murder of innocent children this morning, all that's missing are brown shirts in the public squares.

  28. Goonemeritus

    There will always be someone like Rush to blow the Dog whistle for the ignorant. When a massive myocardial infarction takes him squealing into that good night someone else will be hurled into the lead douche bag slot. Our mission as sentient Life forms needs to be the shunning of his listeners.

    1. Rotundo_

      You may be right about the "someone like Rush" , but I really do think that the audience that is left when he finally kicks will have one hell of a time coping without their daily dose of stupid. I suspect that there will be another jerk of his magnitude, but the fascists will take a big one on the chin when Rusty keels over. I just hope to see it. Sort of like taking a long caffiene induced hyper piss on Cheney's grave and doing a righteous plate of ribs in Kansas City and Memphis, it is on my bucket list.

  29. kissawookiee

    When does the death of a child bother them?

    When it's a child, not a fetus or a corporation?

    1. glamourdammerung

      I disagree. Turduckens are American, even a really odd aspect of our culture.

    2. PristineODummy

      I like "turducken of hate." It contains two of my favourite words and one of my favourite pejoratives. I can haz?

  30. zappadoo76

    Retroactive abortion. What a concept! The actual operation would be difficult for an enormous ex-fetus like Rush. But I'm sure our scientists could work something out. For example, they could stuff him in Kirstie Alley's birth canal, and send both of them through the Scientology Wall of Fire–OT 9, I think. There goes 300 pounds of ugly post-fetal fat!

    1. PristineODummy

      Not Kirstie Alley, she's never used that thing, it's probly still squeaky-tight. Try Parasailin, or Michele BatShitKrayKrayMann. Those two have used their babychutes so often and well, you could stuff half of AK in there without a problem.

  31. GeoffPeterson

    C'mon, Rush, don't pretend like you care about whether anyone at all lives or dies.

  32. x111e7thst

    Thank goodness we have the porcine yet Vicodin and Viagra addled Rush to set us straight on these important matters.

  33. Diabeetis

    Well, Rush, why do you think abortion is oh-so-evil while being fond of Ayn Rand?

  34. KeepFnThatChicken

    This fuck gets three hours a day because it's not required to be truthful or have good taste. We mistakenly think that ethics and truthfulness should be required, and that's our shortcoming.

    Rush is just another heavy link in the white trash chain.

  35. carlgt1

    just tell yourself, like Reagan did, that ketchup is a nutritious vegetable for schoolkids…

  36. Walkinwiddaking

    "But OKAY, we will weigh in,.."

    Hope you got an industrial strength scale.

  37. DahBoner

    If I was Rush's wife, and he got me pregnant, I would do everything in my power to kill that baby.

    If only Hitler's mother had the same moral values…

  38. timbo71351

    I don't know how that sack of catshit makes it through life every day without people pissing on him, going up to him and screaming obscenities in his face or throwing garbage in his direction.

    1. LetUsBray

      He mostly hides in his giant froufrou luxury bunker in Florida, which no doubt helps.

  39. DustBowlBlues

    Rush is to political commentary what the Three Stooges were to comedy. He has to think of this sensationalistic shit to keep up with the likes of that Savage guy who isn't Dan from Seattle, that Jones guy whose first name I can't remember but I think is Alun, and, of course, Beck.

    Being the most mean-spirited of the hate talkers isn't as easy as it used to be, you know.

  40. JustPixelz

    "just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better."

    Hey this is a fun game! Instead John Hinckley tried to assassinate Reagan, it was an aborted abortion attempt. Instead killing bin Laden, Obama late-aborted the son of a bitch. And instead of saving Gabby Gifford's life back in January, her doctors prevented another abortion using surgery.

    Now if only the elderly would stop having such long, costly and abortion-free retirements. Our financial problems will be solved.

  41. __kth__

    I'm guessing that liberals who give a rat's ass about Caylee Anthony would be all none of us, actually.

  42. smitallica

    Rush, a thought experiment for you and your mouth-breathing ilk:

    A large building is on fire. Trapped in one wing is a two year-old child. In the opposite wing is a refrigerator containing a hundred fertilized embryos. You only have time to save one. Which do you save?

    If you say anything but the two year-old, you're either an ogre or a fucking liar. Know why? BECAUSE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CHILD AND A FETUS.

    1. finallyhappy

      Well, the answer is neither- that fat sack of shit wouldn't save anything but himself.

  43. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    You all are so harsh on Rush. But do you ever think of his wonderful poetry?

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits
    On a lurgid bee
    That mordiously hath bitled out
    Its earted jurtles
    Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
    Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
    Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
    And living glupules frart and slipulate
    Like jowling meated liverslime
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
    And hooptiously drangle me
    With crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
    See if I don't.

    1. C_R_Eature

      I just tried to read this aloud, but my major intestine–in a desperate attempt to save life itself–leapt straight up through my neck and throttled my brain.

      It was still much more rewarding than listening to Lush Rimjob.

  44. tessiee

    "Dick Cheney, he is just a fictional character made up by liberals to do “bombing abortions” in Iraq, same as Rick Perry so they can kick back and watch him doing those “Mexican prisoner execution abortions,” and actually even Tony Hayward and the oil spill were liberal inventions, because they like “oil suffocation death abortions” when it comes to marine life and coastal economies in particular."

    And let's not forget the ever popular "shooting doctors abourtions".

    1. C_R_Eature

      Rush has to die at some point and all I wish for are two things. One, that I live long enough and two, that he's buried somewhere. Because I have some vile, horrifying and very creative things in mind for that grave site.

      1. tessiee

        "I have some vile, horrifying and very creative things in mind for that grave site."

        Ooh! Ooh!
        I call dibs on the graveside beer concession!
        I'm selling dollar pitchers of beer.
        I'll make a damn fortune (even at that price), the beer drinkers get cheap beer, and Rush's grave will be thoroughly pissed upon.
        It's win-win-win.

        1. C_R_Eature

          (Well…this reply got stuck in the Aether somewhere last night and may very well be back, but I'm posting it now anyway 'cos I like the sentiment.)

          Q: What do you call 10,000 drunks pissing used beer on Rush Limbaugh's grave?

          A: A good start.

  45. loulouroo

    Not illegal in Missouri, either, yet. How's about some late term action on a deformed baby in his 727th month of gestation?

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