THIS GUY AGAIN  3:11 pm July 8, 2011

Casey Anthony Trial Coverage Gives Rush Limbaugh Great Abortion Joke

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

working to fight that ratings dip, huh?Your Wonkette has been fastidiously trying to ignore anything related to this bizarre, sad Casey Anthony case, not only here but in life, because once upon a time there was such a thing as an “OJ Simpson trial,” which set everyone a very high bar for 24-hour reality crime shows that probably will never be touched. We are purists, sue us. But OKAY, we will weigh in, since bloated maggot Rush Limbaugh is humping America’s face with slime about abortion again. Here is Rush’s advice to the silly liberals who are upset about 2-year-old Caylee Anthony’s death: “When does the death of a child bother them? …just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.” Aha!

Good tip, Rush, but liberals already figured out the connection. Dick Cheney, he is just a fictional character made up by liberals to do “bombing abortions” in Iraq, same as Rick Perry so they can kick back and watch him doing those “Mexican prisoner execution abortions,” and actually even Tony Hayward and the oil spill were liberal inventions, because they like “oil suffocation death abortions” when it comes to marine life and coastal economies in particular. Liberals are very sneaky like that, which is funny, haha. [HuffPo]

 
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user-of-owls July 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm

tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.

How old is Limbaugh again?

Callyson July 8, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Now that you ask, this is an interesting philosophical question. I can't decide if he is a particularly petulant two year old or a ninety year old with a severe case of dementia…

PsycWench July 8, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Dunno, I have known members of both categories and they lacked the mean-spiritedness for which Rush is known.

GhostBuggy July 8, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Like mighty Galactus, he has existed since before this universe came into being. However, instead of eating whole planets, he'll just have that whole box of donuts, over there, if you're not going to eat them or anything.

Rotundo_ July 8, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Too. As in too fucking old.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 8:33 pm

"How old is Limbaugh again?"

Too old to abort, unfortunately.

baconzgood July 8, 2011 at 3:14 pm

How does one form words with out a brain?

nounverb911 July 8, 2011 at 3:17 pm

A million monkeys with typewriters.

bagofmice July 8, 2011 at 3:29 pm

How is babby formed?

TanzbodenKoenig July 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

bagofmice July 8, 2011 at 3:35 pm

How is sentence formed?

ArmoredBore July 8, 2011 at 3:35 pm

You see, when a school girl and a tentacle monster love each other VERY MUCH… wait, did I just come up with a Limbaugh creation nightmare?

baconzgood July 8, 2011 at 3:36 pm

See Wine Coolers-Tent camping.

genxr July 8, 2011 at 3:51 pm

Oxycontin goes in, bullshit comes out. You can't explain that!

LettucePrey July 8, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
Dorothy: Yes, I suppose you're right.

Weenus299 July 8, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I know some whacked out crazy lady going apeshit and fucking republicans somewhere in Kansas in the 1950s should have gotten an abortion, that is all I know.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Missouri. Or at least that's where the spawn was hatched.

DustBowlBlues July 8, 2011 at 4:31 pm

According to Rush, it's never too late.

Swampgas_Man July 8, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Now, now– we don't know for certain Rush was spawned by Rethugs. It could have been a radioactive mutation.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 8:36 pm

My theory is that he was excreted.

memzilla July 8, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I wouldn't mind seeing Rush Limpbaugh run over by a white Ford Bronco, no matter how fast it was travelling.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Playing on the OJ/Elway joke, I'd like to seem him run over by the Denver Broncos, no matter how many roids they had taken.

flamingpdog July 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Hmmm, obviously postdates the Elway days when the Buncos got crushed two years straight in the Super Bowl and Denver changed the interstate highway signs to say:
'I-70, Broncos-10".

LesPaultard July 8, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Run over by a skateboarder would be cool too, except, they would just bounce off.

nounverb911 July 8, 2011 at 3:17 pm

I'm surprised that a republican actually cared about someone post-fetus.

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:19 am

I doubt he cares at all.

Geminisunmars July 8, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Conservatoid anti-abortionists are so rabid about the fun abortions because deep down under they realize that their parent(s) would have aborted him/her if it had been legal and/or possible to enjoy one at the time of his/her conception. In fact said parent(s) would still get one retroactively.

baconzgood July 8, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Baconz has 2 words for you Rush….ahhh forget it.

nounverb911 July 8, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Is Oxycontin one of them?

MissusBarry July 8, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Overdose as the second?

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 8:37 pm

Umm, not to nitpick, but that's actually three words.

Slim_Pickins July 8, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Is Rush the afterbirth?

bikerlaureate July 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

An insult to placentas everywhere, etc.

As with the Crazy 27% that consider him to be anything more than a Oxy-popping amoral opportunist, the best strategy is usually to ignore any bleating that seeps from his mouth.

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:19 am

Meconium.

Slim_Pickins July 9, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Very good

ChessieNefercat July 8, 2011 at 3:22 pm

" “When does the death of a child bother them (liberals)? …just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better.”

Q: When does the life of a child bother them (Republicans)?… just tell yourselves that that hungry pre-schooler is a very large fetus and you’ll feel better (about feeding it).”

DerrickWildcat July 8, 2011 at 3:24 pm

You will never ever understand the deep personal hurt that this has caused Sarah Palin…but she will soon try to explain it to y'all.

NorthStarSpanx July 9, 2011 at 11:01 am

Bristol is working like, really hard to get Casey a deal with Candies, cause she knows how hard it is to be a single, teen unwed mother. She'd be an awesome spokesmodel for Abstinence and whatnot, cause she's a whiz.

metamarcisf July 8, 2011 at 3:24 pm

When Breitbart posted this yesterday, the thread was overwhelmed by comments like this" Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "

baconzgood July 8, 2011 at 3:29 pm

"Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "

You stay classy red america.

PsycWench July 8, 2011 at 3:52 pm

I wonder what it's like to have the answer to absolutely everything, and not care if it's the wrong answer.

V572 [SSAN] July 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm

You mean tax cuts?

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 8:48 pm

"Nothing he can say is lower than a whore who would murder her unborn child and the whores who support her. "

Translation: Why won't you women have sex with me? I hate them all SO MUCH!! WAAAAAAAH!!!

mog253 July 8, 2011 at 4:16 pm

But I'm confused (as so often happens), those screamers watching Nancy Grace don't sound like libruls to me. They want to drink Tot Mom's blood.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 8:49 pm

WTF?
What kind of pansy ass momma's boys don't like whores?

BaldarTFlagass July 8, 2011 at 3:24 pm

What a fucking abortion.

DashboardBuddha July 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Rush is a fine example of the baby dying while the afterbirth lived.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 9, 2011 at 2:03 am

I was always of the opinion that Rush formed out of primordial slime.

Or, at least, that he is slimy.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 8:50 pm

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

DashboardBuddha July 9, 2011 at 9:08 pm

And his mother said, "what a treasure" and his father said, "yeah, let's bury it".

orygoon July 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Tiresome. Florida, and other red states, are just terrible places for children. Liberal states, for the most part, paradises by comparison.

BaldarTFlagass July 8, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Weirdly enough, a young lady of my acquaintance, single mother of an autistic child, tells me that the child services provided where she lives in Idaho are phenomenally good. Of course, that's relative to what she experienced when she was here in Texas, and I'm sure the Idahoans of the (R) persuasion are doing everything in their power to fuck that up.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm

The secret is to be in a red state (so they don't do many things) where the people in power have a personal stake in your particular cause and view you as an "innocent" victim (so they bend every rule to help just your issue). Hence Dan Burton getting a shitload of money for autism research and treatment in Indiana (grandkid with autism) even as the state as a whole does less overall. Even then, at the first fiscal crunch the DD community gets fucked.

As opposed to Illinois or Oregon, who have generous policies on paper but have so many commitments that they are chronically short on their ability to meet them. And also fuck over the DD community during times of fiscal crisis, but not disporoportionately to other issues.

orygoon July 8, 2011 at 4:01 pm

I'm near Idaho, but not exactly intimate. My guess is that they are not (as yet) terribly overburdened by such cases, relative to some states, and that they do a bit better because they are so Mormon. Mormons really do care about kids, though, as we see in Utah, that doesn't mean they can provide good services, like schools, for a superabundance of them.

I spent most of my adult life in Texas, and most of my friends still live there, but I just have to say that it is one hopeless steaming pile of stupid. (My kids went to an awesome quirky little private school. And yes, I feel guilty about doing that, but we just had to.)

mog253 July 8, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Was there for three years and told everyone that if my son was young enough for public school I'd have gone private – something I swore I'd never do. Fortunately, he was at Maryland by then. Whew.

SmutBoffin July 8, 2011 at 3:25 pm

So, suicide is like…….self-abortion?

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

The death penalty is late term abortion.

north_of_moscow July 8, 2011 at 4:10 pm

So I suffer from premature abortion?

LesPaultard July 8, 2011 at 5:10 pm

We are all abortions waiting to happen.

MissusBarry July 8, 2011 at 5:23 pm

We'll be aborted by starvation when there aren't enough hobo beans to sustain us.

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:22 am

Unless you're brown, or browner, yes.

ThundercatHo July 8, 2011 at 3:26 pm

I really shouldn't be surprised by anything this maggot encrusted shitsack has to say but it still always amazes me. He is a perfect example of why abortion must remain safe and legal. If only his mother had known.

OneDollarJuana July 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Hey, don't diss maggots! They make good fish bait, they clean up roadkill, and they can be used to treat infections in an emergency.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Actually, they can be used to treat infections in a whole lot of settings, not just emergencies. Awesome little squishy dudes.

Plus, for a big chunk of the earth's population, they are a great protein source all by themselves. Revolting from an American perspective, but true.

finallyhappy July 8, 2011 at 7:43 pm

Beat me to it!

FNMA July 8, 2011 at 3:28 pm

I liked Rush better when he was aborting brain cells with Hillbilly Heroin.

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:23 am

When did he stop?

KathrynSane July 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm

I am so pissed about the Casey Anthony trial. Not because of the verdict, but because all of the discussion about it forced me to remember the existence of Nancy Grace.

gullywompr July 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Don't get me started. I loathe people that make a career of righteous indignation.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 3:43 pm

I only think that Rush weighed in on this, because he was jealous of all the attention Nancy Grace was getting since the verdict, since all I've heard is how this would affect her.
A couple of hours and we should see a well thought out tweet from Bible Spice on the subject.

Pres[EXTERMINATE!!] July 8, 2011 at 9:41 pm

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SayItWithWookies July 8, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Nancy Grace is one of the reasons I so ardently avoid current crime stories, especially the Casey Anthony thing — I'd just be innocently attempting to satisfy my need for lurid, pointless pop-crime stories and one click later I've got the unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen staring me in the face.

Rotundo_ July 8, 2011 at 4:57 pm

I think the El Rushbo being jealous of Nancy for all the attention theory holds water pretty well. I cannot think of a pair of humans that contribute less to the intellectual and social good of this country. One fetishisizes greed to pornographic excess and one fetishises criminal activity to pornographic excess. When you listen or watch either you can feel your intellect draining away and the lizard brain throbbing like an errection. Horrid shits both of them.

KathrynSane July 8, 2011 at 8:42 pm

I hearby propose that Wonkette use the phrase "unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen" to refer to Nancy Grace at all times.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 8:57 pm

"the unholy hair-helmeted spawn of the Marquis de Sade and Paula Deen"

She looks and sounds like something that would eat her young.

Nancy Grace does, I mean.
Paula Dean wouldn't eat anything that wasn't deep-fried in lard.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 9, 2011 at 2:07 am

Nancy Grace doesn't exist. She is a story that mothers tell their daughters so that they do not grow up to be Lindsay Lohan.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 8:58 pm

Booze and hotpants!

glamourdammerung July 9, 2011 at 7:58 pm

Nothing like conservatives screaming about killing someone simply because the "liberal media" told them she killed somebody.

BloviateMe July 8, 2011 at 3:31 pm

He forgot the part about it being a gay abortion, cuz we just eat that shit up, huh??

Rush you are a grade A piece of shit. Your followers are nothing more than hate-mongering idiots fooling themselves they bear some weird sword of righteousness.

I fucking deplore you, Limbaugh.

Chillwaver July 8, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Thank God Limpballs doesn't have any kids…

baconzgood July 8, 2011 at 3:35 pm

How many do you think he had aborted?

Chillwaver July 8, 2011 at 3:40 pm

All of 'em, Katie – he's too selfish to spend money, time and effort on somebody else.

baconzgood July 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

"All of 'em, Katie"

Ahhhhhh, shit! I walked right into that one didn't I.

Chillwaver July 8, 2011 at 3:49 pm

You did, but there is no shame in helping keep that meme alive, Bacon.

Geminisunmars July 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

All of them, Katie. (I just couldn't help myself.)

AJWjr. July 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Don't make me say it, Katy!

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 3:45 pm

If by "aborted" you mean dumped into a crusty old gym sock? Millions.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 9, 2011 at 2:09 am

Oh, he's had kids.

Sweet. sweet Dominican kids.

KathrynSane July 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Also, fuck this guy. He just hates women because no self-respecting lady would willingly be within ten miles of him.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 9:00 pm

The nine-year-old boys in Thailand are "willing", but only because he pays them so much.

mog253 July 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

words fail.

flamingpdog July 8, 2011 at 3:33 pm

If compassion were semen, Rush would never even have to think about getting any woman an abortion.

Or having the sheets changed in his room in the Dominican rentboy hotel.

donner_froh July 8, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Is he sucking up the oxycodone like M&Ms again?

Geminisunmars July 8, 2011 at 3:36 pm

From the looks of him, currently the M&Ms are winning.

flamingpdog July 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Has anybody ever demanded to see his girth certificate?

starfanglednut July 11, 2011 at 8:59 am

Excellent.

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:24 am

I don't even know why, that shit is *awful.* I was given a bunch for post-surgical pain and it made me feel worse than the goddamn surgery.

Callyson July 8, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Yo Limpballs…why do moms on welfare upset conservatives so much? Just tell yourselves that they are abortions that were prevented and you'll all feel better.
(OK, I *was* going to refrain from saying that I wish someone would abort Limpballs, but why be classy toward those with no class at all?)

DashboardBuddha July 8, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Perhaps someone could abort Rush. Mama Rush is only in her 180th trimester. Is that still too late?

Monsieur_Grumpe July 8, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Looks like Rush's all baby diet is not working for him. Is Viagra fattening?

PuckStopsHere July 8, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Nothing cracks the Depends crowd up like a good abortion joke. Keep bringing the funny, you sad sack of shit. You aren't, btw, losing audience, technically speaking. It's just that the old time motherfuckers who comprise your core listenership are dying. Every day more of them proceed from here, where they listen to your show, directly to Hell, where I assume you remain Top of the Charts. There ain't a thing in the world you can do about this. Soon enough though will come the happy day when you join them. Tick…tick…tick.

emmelemm July 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Yeah, my Rush-loving grandfather should be dying any time now.

mog253 July 8, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Ugh, my younger brother and his psycho wife are "ditto heads". Only in their 40's.

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:25 am

Perhaps you should encourage them to try Rush's favourite substance — hillbilly heroin. We may be shet of them sooner than any of us had ever dreamed.

TanzbodenKoenig July 8, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Good thing Rush doesnt have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.

Not because he's unattractive, but rather because no Dominacan rentboy has had a butt-baby yet so Ol' opiate-induced-Limpballs is feeling pretty sure if himself

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:26 am

You have to "know" the ladyparts to haz a pregnant.

BaldarTFlagass July 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Jabba looks pretty good with the crown and the Gangsta necklace.

philpjfry July 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm

I really hope there is a Hell, and a special place for hate spewing, mean sprited, selfish, arrogant, cock suckers like Rush and all his ilk.

SayItWithWookies July 8, 2011 at 3:42 pm

How very odd that in all the conservative talking points about abortion, they never mention the rights of the female human being in whom the little fetus is living. I guess a potential man trumps a living adult woman all the time.

anniegetyerfun July 8, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Haha female rights, what's that?

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:27 am

Females are human beings? No, they're not. What are ya, some kinda soshulist Commie?

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 9:06 pm

"they never mention the rights of the female human being in whom the little fetus is living"

Silly Wookie. Women are whores who need to be punished and/or can only redeem their whoriness by being an incubator for the sacred sperm babbys.

weejee July 8, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Kirsten that was one of the better examples of pure asshole that Wonkette has presented. Well Rush is on wife 4, and still making with the Viagra-fueled holidays in the Dominican Republic, so guess that 'splains how he can be even more assholey that Newt.

These two turds are just such fine examples of 'Murican fundamentals. I get choked-up thinking about how many cans of Crisco gave up their lives to get these blokes where they are today.

SorosBot July 8, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Rush is angry because, as the poor child of a single mother, should have just been left to starve to death.

ifthethunderdontgetya July 8, 2011 at 3:44 pm

…sad Casey Anthony case…

Who is Casey Anthony?

P.S. Never Mind The Bullocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
~

Thurman Munster IV July 8, 2011 at 3:52 pm

Fucking awesome

Rush is much, much more insane than Sid.

BTW, it's Bollocks. Bullocks is a shitty actress

ifthethunderdontgetya July 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Doh! I knew that.

I have the album, I bought the vinyl back in the late 70s.
~

starfanglednut July 11, 2011 at 9:02 am

God, I miss those guys.

Goonemeritus July 8, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Nice to see that Rush continues to win his personal battle with Bulimia.

FakaktaSouth July 8, 2011 at 4:34 pm

I want to keep up-fisting this over and over again. Thanks for making me feel less murderrific.

Goonemeritus July 8, 2011 at 6:14 pm

Take comfort in the fact that if the Buddhists are right Rush will be lucky to be reincarnated as a dung beetle.

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:29 am

Er, no, actually. Based on his acts so far, he's much more likely to be the *dung.*

FakaktaSouth July 8, 2011 at 3:47 pm

I kinda hate how much I hate him, how fast what he says makes my heart race, how hard I want to punch him in his fat throat. I know it is worthless and pointless and that he ONLY says what he does for the money and attention – but it is fucked up how happy I would be if bad things happened to him and it pisses me off that he can make me feel that way.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 3:50 pm

South Park did this gag in a much funnier way years ago (Cartman's mother sleeping her way up to Clarence Thomas in an effort to legalize extra late term abortions). So not only is it lame and tasteless, it is a ripoff. Abortion copyright infringement!!!!!

genxr July 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Simpsons did it!

PsycWench July 8, 2011 at 3:50 pm

I figured the abortion analogy was coming b/c the pro-lifers will connect ANYTHING to abortion, but I didn't see it coming from Rush Limbaugh.
Now, after we hear from Sarah P., we need only await Bryan Fischer's explanation of how it was the gays' fault.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Or Pat Robinson.

ingloriousbytch July 8, 2011 at 3:53 pm

I hate Limbaugh for being fat. If he were skinner, he might have overdosed all those years ago like he should have. Unfortunately, the drugs got stuck in the blubber.

Gleem_McShineys July 8, 2011 at 3:56 pm

Who?

prommie July 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Cartman's mom tried to have a 30th trimester abortion, I had no problem with that.

comrad_darkness July 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm

Rush still wets his pants in fear he will be aborted by his mommy.

Radiotherapy® July 8, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Limbaugh is an insult to bloated maggots everywhere.

Eve8Apples July 8, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Just further proof that no one in Florida should be permitted to take part in government civic responsibilities– no voting on election day, no jury service and no discussion of civil rights, especially abortion rights. I don't know how the mouth breathers figure out how to dress themselves in the morning. The government should let them continue abusing prescription pain killers so they all OD as soon as possible. It will only improve the overall IQ of the United States.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 9:12 pm

"The government should make them continue abusing prescription pain killers so they all OD as soon as possible."

fxd

mavenmaven July 8, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Given the fascist platform of Bachmann this morning, and Limbaugh's joking treatment of the murder of innocent children this morning, all that's missing are brown shirts in the public squares.

BarackMyWorld July 9, 2011 at 12:12 am

Did we really have to go there?

Radiotherapy® July 8, 2011 at 4:05 pm

You know who else was a bloated maggot?

Thurman Munster IV July 8, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Mary?

Rosie_Scenario July 8, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Newt?

SayItWithWookies July 8, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Jeff Goldblum in The Fly?

SorosBot July 8, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Jeff Goldblum, after using the teleporter?

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Telly Savalas in The Dirty Dozen?

anniegetyerfun July 8, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Matthew Perry?

finallyhappy July 8, 2011 at 7:45 pm

Most fly spawn?

Pres[EXTERMINATE!!] July 8, 2011 at 9:43 pm

Louis XVI?

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:31 am

Abdul the BulBul Emir?

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 9, 2011 at 2:17 am

The Siridar Baron Vladimir Harkonnen?

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 9:13 pm

Chris Christie?

C_R_Eature July 9, 2011 at 9:46 pm

tabanus nigrovitattus larvae?

Goonemeritus July 8, 2011 at 4:07 pm

There will always be someone like Rush to blow the Dog whistle for the ignorant. When a massive myocardial infarction takes him squealing into that good night someone else will be hurled into the lead douche bag slot. Our mission as sentient Life forms needs to be the shunning of his listeners.

Rotundo_ July 8, 2011 at 5:11 pm

You may be right about the "someone like Rush" , but I really do think that the audience that is left when he finally kicks will have one hell of a time coping without their daily dose of stupid. I suspect that there will be another jerk of his magnitude, but the fascists will take a big one on the chin when Rusty keels over. I just hope to see it. Sort of like taking a long caffiene induced hyper piss on Cheney's grave and doing a righteous plate of ribs in Kansas City and Memphis, it is on my bucket list.

kissawookiee July 8, 2011 at 4:09 pm

When does the death of a child bother them?

When it's a child, not a fetus or a corporation?

whiskeybaby July 8, 2011 at 4:11 pm

A++

Barb July 8, 2011 at 4:10 pm

I've said it before and I stand by it; Rush is a giant, bloated, turducken of hate.

glamourdammerung July 8, 2011 at 5:46 pm

I disagree. Turduckens are American, even a really odd aspect of our culture.

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:33 am

I like "turducken of hate." It contains two of my favourite words and one of my favourite pejoratives. I can haz?

FannyBurney July 8, 2011 at 4:12 pm

Hey, Rush, one's legal and the other isn't. Guess which?

zappadoo76 July 8, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Retroactive abortion. What a concept! The actual operation would be difficult for an enormous ex-fetus like Rush. But I'm sure our scientists could work something out. For example, they could stuff him in Kirstie Alley's birth canal, and send both of them through the Scientology Wall of Fire–OT 9, I think. There goes 300 pounds of ugly post-fetal fat!

PristineODummy July 9, 2011 at 12:34 am

Not Kirstie Alley, she's never used that thing, it's probly still squeaky-tight. Try Parasailin, or Michele BatShitKrayKrayMann. Those two have used their babychutes so often and well, you could stuff half of AK in there without a problem.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 9:20 pm

Octomom doesn't have much to do these days.

muddypolitics July 8, 2011 at 4:17 pm

"If faith and stretch marks were prerequisites for running the country, Rush Limbaugh would have been elected years ago." http://bit.ly/Bachmann2012

hollywooddood July 8, 2011 at 4:18 pm

And hilarity quickly ensued.

GeoffPeterson July 8, 2011 at 4:19 pm

C'mon, Rush, don't pretend like you care about whether anyone at all lives or dies.

x111e7thst July 8, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Thank goodness we have the porcine yet Vicodin and Viagra addled Rush to set us straight on these important matters.

Diabeetis July 8, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Well, Rush, why do you think abortion is oh-so-evil while being fond of Ayn Rand?

KeepFnThatChicken July 8, 2011 at 4:29 pm

This fuck gets three hours a day because it's not required to be truthful or have good taste. We mistakenly think that ethics and truthfulness should be required, and that's our shortcoming.

Rush is just another heavy link in the white trash chain.

FlownOver July 8, 2011 at 4:29 pm

The headline is too long and punctuated wrong:

"Rush Limbaugh: Great Abortion, Joke"

smokefilledroommate July 8, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Rush is a botched abortion.

carlgt1 July 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm

just tell yourself, like Reagan did, that ketchup is a nutritious vegetable for schoolkids…

Walkinwiddaking July 8, 2011 at 4:32 pm

"But OKAY, we will weigh in,.."

Hope you got an industrial strength scale.

DahBoner July 8, 2011 at 4:35 pm

If I was Rush's wife, and he got me pregnant, I would do everything in my power to kill that baby.

If only Hitler's mother had the same moral values…

AlaskaGrrl July 8, 2011 at 4:38 pm

Oh thanks for the Limbaugh comment. Now I need a bath.

timbo71351 July 8, 2011 at 4:39 pm

I don't know how that sack of catshit makes it through life every day without people pissing on him, going up to him and screaming obscenities in his face or throwing garbage in his direction.

LetUsBray July 9, 2011 at 7:26 pm

He mostly hides in his giant froufrou luxury bunker in Florida, which no doubt helps.

DustBowlBlues July 8, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Rush is to political commentary what the Three Stooges were to comedy. He has to think of this sensationalistic shit to keep up with the likes of that Savage guy who isn't Dan from Seattle, that Jones guy whose first name I can't remember but I think is Alun, and, of course, Beck.

Being the most mean-spirited of the hate talkers isn't as easy as it used to be, you know.

JustPixelz July 8, 2011 at 4:57 pm

"just tell yourselves that [Anthony] just waited a couple of years to get an abortion and you’ll feel better."

Hey this is a fun game! Instead John Hinckley tried to assassinate Reagan, it was an aborted abortion attempt. Instead killing bin Laden, Obama late-aborted the son of a bitch. And instead of saving Gabby Gifford's life back in January, her doctors prevented another abortion using surgery.

Now if only the elderly would stop having such long, costly and abortion-free retirements. Our financial problems will be solved.

__kth__ July 8, 2011 at 5:35 pm

I'm guessing that liberals who give a rat's ass about Caylee Anthony would be all none of us, actually.

glamourdammerung July 8, 2011 at 5:46 pm

I am shocked that a drug-addled fool said something stupid.

rocktonsam July 8, 2011 at 6:22 pm

worlds biggest turd

smitallica July 8, 2011 at 6:29 pm

Rush, a thought experiment for you and your mouth-breathing ilk:

A large building is on fire. Trapped in one wing is a two year-old child. In the opposite wing is a refrigerator containing a hundred fertilized embryos. You only have time to save one. Which do you save?

If you say anything but the two year-old, you're either an ogre or a fucking liar. Know why? BECAUSE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CHILD AND A FETUS.

finallyhappy July 8, 2011 at 7:47 pm

Well, the answer is neither- that fat sack of shit wouldn't save anything but himself.

fuflans July 9, 2011 at 1:21 am

wow that's an awesome greek tragedy type test.

i'm going to use that!

cheers!

Pres[EXTERMINATE!!] July 8, 2011 at 9:43 pm

Typical Limpballs rhetoric. BLAH BLAH liberals BLAH BLAH abortion BLAH BLAH Obama BLAH.

Warpde July 9, 2011 at 12:05 am

Oh, come on.
Give Rush a break.
He's still trying to get over his Graduation pic.

http://i.imgur.com/jlQZM.jpg

fuflans July 9, 2011 at 1:21 am

i think drug addicts were skinny.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 9, 2011 at 2:53 am

You all are so harsh on Rush. But do you ever think of his wonderful poetry?

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

C_R_Eature July 9, 2011 at 10:00 pm

I just tried to read this aloud, but my major intestine–in a desperate attempt to save life itself–leapt straight up through my neck and throttled my brain.

It was still much more rewarding than listening to Lush Rimjob.

ttommyunger July 9, 2011 at 10:09 am

You stay classy, Rush, stay classy.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 9:16 pm

"Dick Cheney, he is just a fictional character made up by liberals to do “bombing abortions” in Iraq, same as Rick Perry so they can kick back and watch him doing those “Mexican prisoner execution abortions,” and actually even Tony Hayward and the oil spill were liberal inventions, because they like “oil suffocation death abortions” when it comes to marine life and coastal economies in particular."

And let's not forget the ever popular "shooting doctors abourtions".

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Hateful fatass is hateful.

C_R_Eature July 9, 2011 at 10:16 pm

Rush has to die at some point and all I wish for are two things. One, that I live long enough and two, that he's buried somewhere. Because I have some vile, horrifying and very creative things in mind for that grave site.

tessiee July 9, 2011 at 10:48 pm

"I have some vile, horrifying and very creative things in mind for that grave site."

Ooh! Ooh!
I call dibs on the graveside beer concession!
I'm selling dollar pitchers of beer.
I'll make a damn fortune (even at that price), the beer drinkers get cheap beer, and Rush's grave will be thoroughly pissed upon.
It's win-win-win.

C_R_Eature July 10, 2011 at 8:50 pm

(Well…this reply got stuck in the Aether somewhere last night and may very well be back, but I'm posting it now anyway 'cos I like the sentiment.)

Q: What do you call 10,000 drunks pissing used beer on Rush Limbaugh's grave?

A: A good start.

BZ1 July 10, 2011 at 12:33 pm

just the right time for Limp to add his own sweet flavor to the mess…

DahBoner July 10, 2011 at 4:00 pm

"Bloated maggot Rush Limbaugh"

Oh, look! A picture of Rush taken at Morton's Steak House

loulouroo July 11, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Not illegal in Missouri, either, yet. How's about some late term action on a deformed baby in his 727th month of gestation?

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