AND MITT ROMNEY LOVES BEYONCE  11:15 am July 8, 2011

Critics’ Corner With Tim Pawlenty: Lady Gaga ‘Actually Very Talented’

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Here is presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty so excited to talk to some young people about his huge Lady Gaga crush that he interrupts his lady interviewers’ questions to ask them what their favorite Lady Gaga songs are (starts at 1:48). We’re havin fun now, aren’t we, girls? Tim will also review Lady Gaga’s HBO special for you: he loved it, especially when Lady Gaga sings “Born This Way.” Yes, it might be a song about gay rights and tolerance, but Tim “I support a federal amendment to ban gay marriage” Pawlenty won’t let that ruin it for him. 

He just ignores that part of the song. Tim says, “if you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, we wouldn’t have a lot of choices. You’ve gotta be willing to tolerate different politics,” which is usually the same thing Scott Walker says whenever he puts on his Bob Dylan collection. [YouTube via TPM]

 
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Barb July 8, 2011 at 11:17 am

Lady Gaga responded, "Tim Pawlenty who?"

nounverb911 July 8, 2011 at 11:20 am

Is this a "Knock Knock" joke?

(Welcome back, Barb)

Barb July 8, 2011 at 11:24 am

Thanks! I missed you all.

V572 [SSAN] July 8, 2011 at 11:38 am

Is that so?

WhatTheHeck July 8, 2011 at 11:54 am

Good to see you back. How did you like camping in a socialist funded park?

Barb July 8, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Thanks! Camping* was a blast. Jeff got us a four pack of Bartles & Shames and we had a huge fight when the plate of s'mores fell off his back, mid boink.

*I don't go camping and I've never had a fight with Jeff. He knows that the plate of s'more or bowl of M&M's has to stay balanced at all times. The man should be in the Cirque du Soleil. It's like he has no hamstrings.

metamarcisf July 8, 2011 at 11:35 am

Tim Pawlenty of Nothin'?

SorosBot July 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

Welcome back; you've been missed. You should be glad to know it appears Spanky2 has finally met the banhammer again.

Barb July 8, 2011 at 11:55 am

Thanks! I am glad Spanky got spanked. I saw that he posted something rude about my daughters.
I just got back home from vacay Stopped at a Dunkin Donuts yesterday and a woman demanded a new plastic knife after she complained that "he touched it" She turned around and told me that the 15 year-old boy behind the counter was "a gay" She's from Boston and they don't tolerate gays, lol. She had the nuts to turn around and speak to me.

I lied and told her that the "gay" was my son. She turned pale and couldn't stop apologizing. The young man hands me a box of donut holes and says "Here Mom, I know how you like all your holes filled with jelly" and I responded "peanut butter makes my zorch itch, ya know"

On that note, the woman walked out without her coffee.

BaldarTFlagass July 8, 2011 at 11:58 am

"Zorch" is a new one on me. I like it.

SorosBot July 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Wait, did this idiot believe "the gays" have cooties or something? Why would even the most ardent homophobe care if "a gay" touched the same thing as them?

Also, why does Firefox's spellcheck not recognize "homophobe" as a word – and suggest as a replacement "homophobes"?

Fare la Volpe July 8, 2011 at 12:21 pm

They travel in packs.

Barb July 8, 2011 at 12:33 pm

She ordered a whole bunch of crap, along with her 3 little rolly-polly little bat faced girls and needed a knife to spread her cream cheese. It was a plastic knife and he held it by the middle and she just had a raging fit because he touched it. My first response to her was "well, it's not like they have trained bears that could fetch it for ya" and I felt dumb for saying something so lame, lol. She made a big production out of handing it back to the manager and bitching.

There will always be people who get their jollies from abusing people in the service industry. Luckily, there will always be hungover Amazons, like me, who have no internal monologue and will say something even more horrible. LOL It's the real American way.

MozakiBlocks July 8, 2011 at 1:10 pm

I love you. :)

tribbzthesquidz July 8, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Very nice! I was just wondering this morning when teh Barb'd be back.
I noticed Spanky has been to my page again. Everyone feel free to click on my link so his stupid icon won't be on my last 5 visitors for the next month.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 1:56 pm

That's funny right there, that is! (Sorry, I've got Larry the Cable Guy stuck in my head from watching Cars 2 with the kids – he's actually not terrible as an idiot towtruck).

SexySmurf July 8, 2011 at 11:59 am

I haven't seen any downfisting lately, either. Maybe Troll-y finally got a life or a World of Warcraft account or something.

bflrtsplk July 8, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Mr. Spanky was whining on Breitbart the other day about getting hammered here, but it appears that he also got the kibosh over at Breitbart as well. Such sad news.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 1:34 pm

Does life hold any meaning once you've been banned at BigDoucheNozzles.Com?

Barb July 8, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Spanky is here somewhere. I've lost an entire p-point rating number today. I don't think he likes me, LOL.

nounverb911 July 8, 2011 at 11:17 am

He'd look sweet in a meat dress.

Barb July 8, 2011 at 11:20 am

Yeah, a dress made of scrapple. Both made of chicken lips and pig peckers.

horsedreamer_1 July 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

SPAM & Lutefisk, actually.

He'd be one hot dish mess.

EatsBabyDingos July 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

If he was on the catwalk hotstepping at the National Zoo's Predators-eating-stupid-prey Exhibit.

El Pinche July 8, 2011 at 11:19 am

gag

MildMidwesterner July 8, 2011 at 11:20 am

I hear Anthony Weiner wants to Poker Face.

DashboardBuddha July 8, 2011 at 11:22 am

Or take her to a bar – Liquor in the front – poker in the rear

tribbzthesquidz July 8, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Hardly know 'er!

GregComlish July 8, 2011 at 11:20 am

Born this way: incredibly boring

proudgrampa July 8, 2011 at 11:21 am

Those three women look embarrassed to be seen with him.

FNMA July 8, 2011 at 11:21 am

Who?

weejee July 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

Nah. Only half of 'em are still on this side of the divide.

Ducksworthy July 8, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Pissy

freakishlywrong July 8, 2011 at 11:22 am

“if you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, we wouldn’t have a lot of any choices. "

LabRodent July 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

Its part of Pat Boones Master Plan to rocket to the top of Billboards Top 100.

natoslug July 8, 2011 at 12:05 pm

He'd have all the modern genres!- Toby Keith for cuntry, Pat Boone for whatever the hell it is he does when he isn't dressing in leather and simpering about the blacks, Ted Nugent for the poorly-done kind of rock, and some white guys who aren't Beastie Boys and who have no sense of rhythm, lyrics, or just plain sense for rap.

Terry July 8, 2011 at 12:11 pm

…and what's-her-name* Jackson, but you can't really count her screeching as music I guess.

* – Can't be bothered to Google her.

SorosBot July 8, 2011 at 12:14 pm

He could also get Mickey Dolenz, but not the Monkees who actually have talent.

finallyhappy July 8, 2011 at 1:02 pm

what, Mickey is a conservative??? I am so glad I forgot to get tickets for their reunion concert.

Ducksworthy July 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm

He actually once claimed to be a Springsteen fan. I wrote a letter to the editor stating that he must have never listened to the lyrics.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Toby likes to smoke pot with Willie Nelson, though, so he might be less conservative than you think.

But you do have Sonny Bono's shitty music, too. As well as the crap Orrin Hatch and Ashcroft's crazy quartet warbled.

natoslug July 8, 2011 at 2:29 pm

I always enjoyed Sonny's "I can't ski, babe." Let the trees soar, indeed.

Buckminster July 8, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Well, roll over Beethoven and give Tchaikovsky the news.

"T-Paw" needs a gold tooth and some blingee.

PeaceWithHonor July 8, 2011 at 11:22 am

Oh sweet hemorhoidal Jesus, just come out already.

Terry July 8, 2011 at 12:13 pm

At each of his stops, people could ask him about stereotypically gay icons or interests. It would make the clips of him more interesting at least.

crybabyboehner July 8, 2011 at 11:23 am

Oh I don't know Tim, you got your Leni Reifenstahl movies, you got your Amboy Dukes albums, you got your Ayn Rand books and your Ben Stein comedy routines – you could say it's an embarrassment of riches, except being rich is nothing be embarrassed about, amirite?

James Michael Curley July 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

At first I thought you said Asbury Jukes and I was out the door ready to smack that tan right offa your face.

PubOption July 8, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Add Wagner for classical music. ' The 39 Steps' is pretty racist, so there's more reading material.

crybabyboehner July 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm

You mean Porter Waggoner?

baconzgood July 8, 2011 at 11:23 am

Lady Gaga? That dudes music sucks.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Ann Coulter agrees.

edgydrifter July 8, 2011 at 11:25 am

T-Paw can relate to "Born This Way" because he's always been a boring dick.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Oh I don't know. Saw my first Tim Pawlenty campaign ad on the TV last night. Did you know that he single-handily balanced the Minnesota State Budget by standing firm against the Democrats that demanded tax increases and the public unions?
Hardly sounds like the work of a boring dick to me.

Serolf_Divad July 8, 2011 at 11:25 am

if you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, we wouldn’t have a lot of choices. You’ve gotta be willing to tolerate different politics

And if you had to limit your political choices to just conservatives then U.S. politics… well, let's face it: it wouldn't look very different from how it looks today.

To analogize wth the current state of U.S. politics: take the music industry and eleiminate all musicians other than Pat Boone & Kenny Chesney. That's basically the choice voters are faced with here in the good ol USA.

V572 [SSAN] July 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

Lee Greenwood objects to your comment, and seeks inclusion on the list of approved artists in Conservatopia.

FNMA July 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

Lee Greenwood is still alive?

SorosBot July 8, 2011 at 11:57 am

I think Greenwood actually endorsed Obama in 2008, so even he is off the list.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 1:45 pm

And I'd like to take this opportunity to say Fuck You, Toby Keith. If you are a Democrat, you're the worst possible kind, you traitorous piece of shit.

DahBoner July 8, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Keith played at the 2010 Boston Pops show on the fourth.

Either CUNTry music is popular among college students, or there are a lot of stupid conservatives there…

SorosBot July 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

Since Chesney is rumored to be a closet case, he'd be perfect for the modern Republican politician.

weejee July 8, 2011 at 11:48 am

But what about Gail and Dale singing them spirituals?

BaldarTFlagass July 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

He's like a reincarnated Lester Bangs.

Goonemeritus July 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

Well that’s a deal breaker for me, what does the rest of the Republican field listen to?

hollywooddood July 8, 2011 at 11:33 am

Pat Boone, except not his metal album.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

T-Paw sez “If you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives we wouldn’t have a lot of choices”

Maybe there is a reason for that. Just maybe the conservative mind set is uncreative. Maybe they’re limited to a narrow range of ideas and thought. Just like you Timmy and the bimbos who are pretending to interview him.

genxr July 8, 2011 at 11:46 am

"We like your music and your movies and your computer innovations. We just don't like you."

Fare la Volpe July 8, 2011 at 11:53 am

"Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off."

Rarian Rakista July 11, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Try naming more than 2 conservative comedians.

Ben Stiller and Dennis Miller, neither of which has been funny in a decade or more.

horsedreamer_1 July 8, 2011 at 11:27 am

Is this from Glenn Beck's newly-launched BlazEntertainment?

(Look at the logo.)

SexySmurf July 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

Nothing says Lady Gaga fan like an ill-fitting, light blue button-down shirt.

Barrelhse July 8, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Just make sure he keeps those shirt pockets buttoned, all hell could break loose.

LabRodent July 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

T-Paw would make a good HOA president, there's something very Dickish about him.

V572 [SSAN] July 8, 2011 at 11:42 am

"You allowed your lawn to grow to more than 1.875" last week. This is in violation of Article VXXII, Chapter 234, §914(a) of the Covenants, Clauses and Restriction of the Happy Valley Homeowners' Assocation. Please be advised that if this occurs again…"

HempDogbane July 8, 2011 at 11:29 am

President Tim Po-Po-Po-Pokerface

ThundercatHo July 8, 2011 at 11:30 am

Conservative artistic choices = Pat Boone and The Nuge

PS: Love the expression on the lady in gray, " Sigh. What a douche. I'm too hot to have this life. I should be interviewing George Clooney."

BaldarTFlagass July 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

Does Charlie Daniels count anymore?

genxr July 8, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Pat Boone and the Nuge – I would love to see them go on tour together, just like Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper.

JoshuaNorton July 8, 2011 at 11:32 am

Not quite as tone-deaf as the time the Repugs had a wildly homophobic convention with Pat Buchanan as a key note speaker and ended the whole shebang with a song from "Cage aux Folles".

But kind of like that.

Rosie_Scenario July 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

And yet with George H.W. Bush on the podium amid the dropping red, white, and blue balloons, the song (and reference) seemed quite appropos.

inapewetrust July 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

“if you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, you'd be stuck listening to ted nugent and pat boone nonstop, watching movies and tv shows and plays starring only kelsey grammer and victoria jackson. god, conservatism is really bleak, isn't it?"

freakishlywrong July 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

Isn't Red Eye on fucking Faux supposed to be funny or something? Funny or die, cons, preferably die.

iburl July 8, 2011 at 11:59 am

Yeah, it's funny like salmonella poisoning.

zhubajie July 8, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Probably a couple of the dumber country musicians as well.

metamarcisf July 8, 2011 at 11:34 am

It's a poorly kept secret that Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) (Beehive) is an afficionado of the Dead Kennedys

starfanglednut July 8, 2011 at 11:47 am

Only because he doesn't get the irony in "Kill the Poor".

metamarcisf July 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

Not to mention their performance of "Viva Las Vegas"

Rosie_Scenario July 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

Too soon?

BaldarTFlagass July 8, 2011 at 12:01 pm

He had "Stealing People's Mail" going on the iPod when he voted "aye" to extend the Patriot Act.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 2:05 pm

So that's why Teatards are pissed at him. Knew it had to be something.

zhubajie July 8, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Yeah, he wants all the Kennedys dead. :-(

hagajim July 8, 2011 at 11:36 am

I tried to watch the clip – but I fell asleep.

LiveToServeYa July 8, 2011 at 11:37 am

Dull man remains dull. His only ability is to suck the interest out of any subject, leaving it a dull, lifeless husk. If elected, he could destroy America. With dullness.

SexySmurf July 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

"How do you get all this energy?"

Oh come on, now you're just mocking him.

EatsBabyDingos July 8, 2011 at 11:39 am

T-Ambien always un-descends my testicles. And only poseurs wear pressed dress shirts with little buttoned pockets.

Oblios_Cap July 8, 2011 at 11:40 am

I've always believed that politicians – but especially conservatives ones- were the kids that always got the shit kicked outta them in middle and high school and are just in the game to get their revenge on the cooler kids.

This sort of thing does nothing to change my opinion. But it is cute to watch jackasses when they're trying to be cool.

zhubajie July 8, 2011 at 7:30 pm

No, cons are the ones who beat up the smarter kids.

Doktor Zoom July 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

Completely OT, but I just watched the last shuttle launch, and the moment that beautiful, cost-overrun-plagued, inefficiently-managed political football left the pad, I found myself, unexpectedly, sobbing like the hopeless nerd I've always been.

Every bit as lovely as watching Columbia lift off in 1981. I guess the intervening 30 years may have something to do with all the tears this morning.

freakishlywrong July 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

Felt the same way, Doktor. 30 years ago seems like 3 90 year old's lifetimes, or something.

Monsieur_Grumpe July 8, 2011 at 11:55 am

I also too.

bagofmice July 8, 2011 at 11:59 am

End of an era. Now I'm going to have to live life Shuttle free.It will be odd.

Doktor Zoom July 8, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I think this sums things up nicely.

Yes, I'm an American. I sincerely believe that anything really important can be encapsulated on a tee shirt.

Terry July 8, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Apparently, we're going to a life of relying on commerical space transport or hitching a ride with the Russians. Very Rand-ish and sad.

ThundercatHo July 8, 2011 at 12:10 pm

I got to see that shuttle land just after sunrise on a California desert. It was one of the coolest experiences of my life. Thank you for reminding me that my misspent youth wasn't entirely wasted.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 1:51 pm

I too was at Edwards when she landed. If I only knew then what I know now, I'd have walked off into the desert without food and water.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm

We had a mini shrine to the shuttle growing up (Papa Bear was a satellite engineer and had several products launched out of them, so it was personal) – a full set of framed lift off and touchdown pictures in the hall. For all its myriad flaws, that was a pretty cool craft. Should have led to something bigger, but still cool.

Doktor Zoom July 8, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Who knows…maybe something like the VentureStar may yet fly. Or maybe Richard Branson or SpaceX will get us there. In the meantime, there's still plenty of science fiction to read.

Rats.

zhubajie July 8, 2011 at 7:32 pm

If we spent a billion every 2 weeks on better space vehicles ….

SorosBot July 8, 2011 at 11:43 am

Who cares if T-Paw likes Lady Gaga; I'm voting for whoever can prove themselves to be the biggest Katy Perry fan. My guess would be Mittens, who definitely does change his mind like a girl changes clothes.

SexySmurf July 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

With the possible exception of Bachmann, I don't think any of them have ever kissed a girl and liked it.

SayItWithWookies July 8, 2011 at 11:44 am

I don't even believe Pawlenty likes Lady Gaga — if he listens to anything more rocking than The Eagles (and none of that Joe Walsh stuff, either) I'm a monkey's uncle.

Oblios_Cap July 8, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Next he'll be saying that he's a Ramones fan.

BaldarTFlagass July 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm

I hate the fucking Eagles, man. Got any Creedence?

Gunner Asch July 8, 2011 at 1:13 pm

I always wondered where Wookies fit in the phylum chart.

notreelyhelping July 8, 2011 at 11:45 am

He especially liked Bruce's 80s, pumped-up phase. With the darling little cutoff denim jacket and all the sweat. Downbound train, dude.

Oblios_Cap July 8, 2011 at 12:03 pm

I always thought T-PAWs interests ran more along the lines of Freddie Mercury's.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

starfanglednut July 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

Springsteen would kick the living shit out this asshole.

Terry July 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Patty Scialfa could kick the living shit out of T-Paw, without breaking a nail.

WhatTheHeck July 8, 2011 at 11:49 am

“Born this way in the USA” will be his special song which will make him all tingly inside.

orygoon July 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

We all have (we middle-aged folks) conservatard friends who are/were major Deadheads, or own everything Led Zeppelin. T-Paw's right, in the broad sense, but when it gets down to the particulars, he could certainly make better choices.

btw: regarding conservative rockstars–remember Dartmouth rapper boyz? oh my.

johnnymeatworth July 8, 2011 at 11:51 am

I'm your biggest fan/I'll follow you until you vote for me….

EatsBabyDingos July 8, 2011 at 11:54 am

I'd care if he said he likes the Cramps.

EatsBabyDingos July 8, 2011 at 11:55 am

Bet he can't say "boner" without laughing and thinking of Ham Biscuits.

Arken July 8, 2011 at 11:55 am

Tim says, “if you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, we wouldn’t have a lot of choices."

Uh-oh. Ted Nugent is putting you on his 'murder with crossbow' list now, Timmy.

Terry July 8, 2011 at 12:21 pm

You know the Nuge grills up what he shoots, right?

Arken July 8, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Are you suggesting he's never eaten human flesh? I find that a little hard to believe.

Terry July 8, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Biting an ear off in a bar fight doesn't count. I mean, who hasn't done that?

iburl July 8, 2011 at 11:57 am

“if you had to limit your artistic choices to just liberals, we would still have almost all the choices. You’ve gotta be willing to stop listening to Pat Boone, Alice Cooper, Charlie Daniels, Ted Nugent, and a few other closeted Country stars, so no problem.”

genxr July 8, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Alice Cooper? Really? And this whole time I thought Under My Wheels was a plea for universal health care and progressive taxation.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Billion Dollar Babies was an anti-choice anthem.

iburl July 8, 2011 at 9:51 pm

School's Out was about vouchers.

genxr July 8, 2011 at 12:12 pm

…and Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me… that's not a swipe at the GOP?

franco_pinyon July 8, 2011 at 11:58 am

If he's going to try to out-straddle Mitt Romney on cultural issues he is going to have to try a LOT harder.

FNMA July 8, 2011 at 12:01 pm

"Out-straddle"? Are you saying Mittens has a wide stance?

tcaalaw July 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Please, never again plant the image of Pawlenty straddling Romney in my mind! =8-0

Oblios_Cap July 8, 2011 at 11:59 am
GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 1:56 pm

I call Bullshit. I don't think Inhofe believes that man is capable of flight.

Redhead July 8, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Sadly, this will probably be the most substantive interview of the Republican primary.

smitallica July 8, 2011 at 12:02 pm

"I'm into New Country now."

Thank you for confirming that I was right in declaring that I am incapable of voting for you, ever.

Mumbletypeg July 8, 2011 at 12:04 pm

This is bad news for ABBA. They guessed incorrectly: even if you're perpetually cited amongst also-rans' voiced preferences, the winner doesn't take it *all.*

Nopantsmcgee July 8, 2011 at 12:14 pm

"T-Paw" needs moar glitterz.

starfanglednut July 8, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Yes, but what is his favorite scene in "Hung Twinks Pool Party II"?

smitallica July 8, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Or my favorite gay porn title (so I've heard): "Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls."

starfanglednut July 8, 2011 at 12:28 pm

That is totes awesome. I made mine up, trying to keep it in line with conservative interests.

fuflans July 8, 2011 at 12:20 pm

bad romance.

Buckminster July 8, 2011 at 12:35 pm

AAGH! Yet another boneheaded, boring candidate who doesn't understand the lyrics. As in Michele Bachmann and "American Girl." As in previous Repug candidates and "Pink Houses," "Born in the USA," etc., etc.

Ducksworthy July 8, 2011 at 12:40 pm

I refuse to play this. But why do those women look so bored?

gurukalehuru July 8, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Tim says, “if you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, we wouldn’t have a lot of choices…"
On the other hand, if you limit your artistic choices to just liberals, you'd do just fine. You'd miss out on Ted Nugent, but I could live with that.

user-of-owls July 8, 2011 at 1:01 pm

"I like it Mr. Clark. It's got a good beat and I can grovel to it."

ttommyunger July 8, 2011 at 1:04 pm

OK, so he's hot for Lady Ga Ga. Does that mean I should click on this video to watch him try to conceal his tiny boner? I think not, Sir!

Larry McAwful July 8, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Who's the blonde holding the microphone? Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant?

bflrtsplk July 8, 2011 at 1:19 pm

There simply must be a video somewhere of the "good governor" sleepwalking his way across the dance floor. Get down!

DahBoner July 8, 2011 at 2:24 pm

The lady in grey won a WWF belt.

She don't have to take this Shit…

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi July 8, 2011 at 8:56 pm

Ani DiFranco loves Dennis Kucinich
Patti Smith loves Ralph Nader
Aimee Allen loves Ron Paul

Negropolis July 8, 2011 at 10:52 pm

Tim, stupid? Baby, he was born this way.

BZ1 July 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

dare I say, Tim's hands are cradling his ……. (fill in the blank)

Gunner Asch July 8, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Never had a fight with your S.O.? Amazing. After 40 years with the light of my life I can truly appreciate the old joke about the woman who was asked if she ever contemplated divorce at a similar point in marriage. "Divorce? Never!" she replied. "Murder, yes."

Barb July 8, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Congrats on your 40 years! Jeff and I have only been married 4 years.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Yeah. Reminds me of that New York Life commercial about the stages of a relationship.
1) I like you
2) I really like you
3) I love you
4) I hope you die in a fire

Been married for 26 years.

finallyhappy July 8, 2011 at 1:01 pm

She thinks there are no gheys in Boston- so she is a really stupid bigot- as opposed to stupid bigots- who know that there are gheys everywhere.

Yes, public bigotry is on the rise- the GOP/teabaggers have made it ok to say anything. Those of us who call others out for this are now in the wrong.

BerkeleyBear July 8, 2011 at 1:59 pm

I have no filter, either – or so the bruises on my arms and legs from where I've been pinched/punched/slapped/kicked by my wife to shut the hell up tell me.

Of course, my typical reaction is to yell "Why did you do that?" so it winds up becoming a scene no matter what she tries, poor woman.

Barb July 8, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Hey Berk! My husband is 100% filter. The man has his party manners on at all times. He stunned me a few days ago when we got on an elevator and a drunk couple stumbled in. The man ordered Jeff to push "23rd floor" for them, despite the fact they were close to and blocking the two button panels. Jeff didn't budge and Mrs. Drunk pipes up and says, "I guess he doesn't want us to go anywhere." Jeff says, "fuck you, I don't work here" I couldn't have been more stunned. I snorted when I laughed.

JustPixelz July 8, 2011 at 5:09 pm

That might have been me! Trouble is everyone tells me "fuck you I don't work here" when I, um, ask for assistance.

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