Here Is Your Live #AskObama Twitter Feed So You Can Easily Mock It

by Wonkette Jr. 2:53 pm July 6, 2011

Go nuts!

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nounverb911 July 6, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Has Sarah Palin ~~tweeted~~ twatted a question yet?

Redhead July 6, 2011 at 3:15 pm: She tried, but the hash tag #ImAnAttentionWhoreLookAtMeNotYouGotchaMediaOnlyRealAmuikinsLookAt
MeAndGiveMeMoneyForClothesAndCheetohsAndMethAndBookGhostwriters was too long

tymberwolf817 July 6, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Blah blah racism, blah blah invective, blah blah trivial "boxers-or-briefs question," blah blah legalize it, repeat ad nauseum.

BlueMonkeh July 6, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Jesus.

Please explain to me why anyone, especially a president, should be paying attention to this inane pile of drivel?

benjo765 July 7, 2011 at 5:14 am: I'll have you know, that "inane pile of drivel" – its name is democracy! *SALUTES*

SorosBot July 6, 2011 at 3:10 pm

It seems like every other question is some stoner asking about pot legalization.

baconzgood July 6, 2011 at 3:11 pm

#askobama.

Yeah. How come when your standing outside of the church your in the "Front", but when you walk inside your in the "back". WTF? And how are you going to fix this?

DaRooster July 6, 2011 at 4:48 pm: DUDE!! You just blew my friggin' mind!
starfanglednut July 6, 2011 at 6:48 pm: 100%, absolute win of the day.
catchtheflava July 8, 2011 at 11:10 am: And why is it called "taking a dump" when you're really leaving a dump?

Funk dat.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 6, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Who knew so many pot smokers had their afternoons free.

KenLayIsAlive July 6, 2011 at 8:02 pm: The rate of tweeting declined by over 85% precisely at 4:20 pm.

not that Dewey July 6, 2011 at 3:12 pm

I'm sure Barry has a well-developed sense of "cocktail party phenomenon", and can filter out all but the important stuff, e.g. "how can we kill spiders on a global scale like we've done to bees? "

SorosBot July 6, 2011 at 3:13 pm

And if anyone's having trouble commenting on this, as the live update seems to be interfering with IntenseDebate, try hitting stop first.

Oblios_Cap July 6, 2011 at 3:15 pm

As surely as Kortney "loves" her vegetables, twats gotta tweet.

Gleem_McShineys July 6, 2011 at 5:18 pm: That is the dumbest way to spell that name ever. I am going to call her Okrasnatch instead.

Redhead July 6, 2011 at 3:18 pm

"kakeenan RT @ttjemery: When U were IL St Sen,why did U vote 2 allow a baby who survived a botched abortion 2 die without out pain meds to kill the pain? #AskObama"

I can't tell if she's asking this seriously or sarcastically. That's just sad.

SorosBot July 6, 2011 at 3:26 pm: It's wingnut mythology, based on Obama's vote against an Illinois bill that would have banned certain abortion procedures.

tymberwolf817 July 6, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Twats gotta tweet
Angry birds gotta fly,
I gotta love iPad 'til I die,
Can't help . . . lovin' dat app of mine.

sportshort July 6, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Somebody say Do-nuts? Oh….GO nuts. Never mind.

Mumbletypeg July 6, 2011 at 3:25 pm

TAGGED: HISTORICAL WEB CRAP

As depressing as it is to consider town-halls have sunk down the virtual path and become distilled into twitter-logues — which I can't read from work anyway — nothing, but nothing, saps the soul worse than Stuef's bloody suggestion of ipadside chats.

tribbzthesquidz July 6, 2011 at 3:32 pm

George Takei for the win!

pinkocommi July 6, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Why do you subject yourself to this abuse? #AskObama

ingloriousbytch July 6, 2011 at 4:40 pm: I will upfist this for eternity.

elviouslyqueer July 6, 2011 at 3:33 pm

All right, which one of you twatted about Michelle filibustering about buttsecks? C'mon now, FESS UP.

natoslug July 6, 2011 at 3:36 pm

#AskObama Should it burn so much when I urinate? Or should I have stayed away from my ex?

MildMidwesterner July 6, 2011 at 3:41 pm

It is a great source of personal pride that I have never once tweeted or even visited the twitter website.

DaRooster July 6, 2011 at 4:51 pm: Ditto Mild… will not, shan't not.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm

This is absurd, but in a depressing way. I used to wonder where the hell Palin, Bachmann, and Santorum found votes. Now I know.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 6, 2011 at 3:49 pm

There's a website?

elviouslyqueer July 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Y should I not eat @yellow snow or @piss N2 wind?

#AskObama

weejee July 6, 2011 at 4:15 pm

None Twitter account, so none twatting for weej. I has a sad.

ha!

BaldarTFlagass July 6, 2011 at 4:27 pm

I've never done it either, and I am glad, because the body of evidence I see indicates that it causes severe brain damage.

weejee July 6, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Even if it came with Wonkette approved supply of brain bleach, I'm not sure that I see a major reason to become a certified twit. It appears addictive like texting (or the Wonkette he says sheepishly). Other than nuclear attack, is there really anything out there that is markedly improved by a seat-of-the-pants response made within a few seconds of the previous post? Texts and twats may improve the dramatics, but not necessarily the substance. my 2 centavos.

PristineODummy July 8, 2011 at 1:18 am: It *is* very useful for finding out about stuff happening, like, right now, youknow, like, if there's a fire in your neighbourhood, or an earthquake just hit the town where your sweet patoo lives. Especially if you dont have teh teevee.

MinAgain July 6, 2011 at 5:36 pm

hugz

Crank_Tango July 6, 2011 at 4:27 pm

is any of that in english, or is it all some kinda messican chinese?

weejee July 6, 2011 at 5:30 pm: Doesn't appear to be either Spanglish or Ping Choi Crank. Rather looks like Tealish, the ~~broth~~ frothy wordsalad you get when you steep a pocket book dictionary along with a couple of heads of iceberg lettuce, a 40-year old unopened copy of the Guideon's Bible from the Holiday Inn in Pella, IA, and recent copy of Popular Klanning magazine.
AJWjr. July 6, 2011 at 6:03 pm: I thought Messican Hebrew was the hybrid tongue du jour?

KenLayIsAlive July 6, 2011 at 4:45 pm