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VIDEO UPDATE: Watch Ohio GOP Lawmaker Fail Sobriety Test

And a big thank you to the Dearborn County Prosector’s Office for releasing the police dash cam video of Ohio Rep. Robert Mecklenborg, a married father of three, getting caught driving around drunk with a 26-year-old stripper in the car and repeatedly failing a sobriety test. This is exactly why God invented YouTube.

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  1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    It's a shame no one can help him find his voting station now when he shows up drunk at the polling place.

  2. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    And shouldn't we be celebrating this man who both had the common sense to get a stripper help him drive when he was inebriated, and helped the morals of the area by making sure she wasn't dancing and luring men into lustful thoughts? What a good Christian he must be.

      1. SorosBot

        I'm sure the stripper was just paying her way through college; he was just helping her with that.

        1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

          Just as I'm sure David Vitter wore his diaper to help the whores learn how to take care of their children.

        2. Callyson

          Yeah–at least she wasn't expecting a handout from the government or anything. Um, let me rephrase that…

    1. PsycWench

      From the story of the spy Robert Hanssen we know these are gateway acts, which culminate in buying the stripper a car so that she can go to church.

    2. Gopherit

      This is fishy…..a republican with a female stripper?

      You have to love him playing every angle and praying for his blood alcohol to drop and the stripper to magically disappear.

      1. Guppy06

        She wasn't for him, she was intended as a gift to a well-heeled donor. Picked her up from the local lesbian bondage club.

    1. Callyson

      Though had they made it to the hotel room, she might have tried it once he got undressed…

  3. ttommyunger

    1. Got a drunk off the roadway.
    2. Exposed as asshole to the world for what he is.
    3. Generated some Revenue in the form of fines & Court Costs.
    4. Gave Wonketeers a good chuckle.
    WIN!

  4. Mahousu

    I notice during the eye test, Mecklenborg seems to be standing at about 20 degrees off vertical. Is the gravitational field different where he is? Perhaps he could try that as a defense strategy. "It's the Earth's fault!"

    1. ingloriousbytch

      Thank you! I thought it was just me. It was like watching the first few minutes of "Criminal Minds."

  5. MinAgain

    God didn't invent YouTube. God invented sobriety and police dash cams. Satan invented YouTube.

  6. Preferred Customer

    This guy better hope he was very, very drunk, because if he was sober he's a freaking idiot.

  7. EatsBabyDingos

    Even his Pubic Defender thinks he's guilty. Johhnie Cochran says "It's the pubes fault, not the rube's fault."

  8. ingloriousbytch

    As a citizen of the Buckeye State, I love watching this douchebag get what he deserves but my glee was tempered by the fact that the cop was being kind of a dick. ("…people from Ohio don't think they have to take the test…")

    That cop was lisping up a storm and I could barely understand a word he was saying. Maybe THAT's why people from Ohio don't think they have to take the test.

    1. Preferred Customer

      I actually thought the trooper handled that douchesack pretty well–it must be intensely frustrating to have to repeatedly explain to some drunk idiot that, yes, because they are drunk they are going to jail, and, no, they can't just go home and pretend this didn't happen, and really the only way that they are not going to jail is by inventing a time machine and not getting behind the wheel.

      I also enjoyed that he was using exactly the same tone that I use with my five year old when she doesn't listen to me.

      1. ingloriousbytch

        Okay, I'll give you that. I'll chalk my saltiness up to hating on my Hoosier neighbors.

    2. Callyson

      Yes, he did seem to have a bit of an inferiority complex: do Ohioans make fun of Hoosiers or something?

      1. Negropolis

        Who doesn't make fun of Hoosiers, up here? They are like our own personal Southerners; they're the Mississippi of the Great Lakes.

  9. BlueMonkeh

    That cop had the patience of a saint. Although, I'd bet he's not so patient when the perp isn't a middle-aged white male driving a nice car.

  10. BaldarTFlagass

    The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying Repub is driving.

  11. ingloriousbytch

    Well just for shits and giggles I may attend Mecklenborg's DUI hearing and stand outside with a sign featuring a screen shot of this video that says "Pray for the children!"

  12. Schmannnity

    Give the guy a break. Can't you see he's trying to flee to a Holiday Inn with a prostitute?

    1. sezme

      No puking or tazing, but there sure is a lot of whining, all very satisfying.

      But in the end, he'll probably not be convicted and will keep his seat because, after all, he never tweeted his pecker while being a Democrat.

      1. Rotundo_

        I don't know about the keeping his seat part-some potential candidate has one hell of a 30 second spot or two with some editing. If someone doesn't take advantage of this (in either party) there is something really wrong in this world. How could any politician resist?

  13. weejee

    It was the air polutions from the Indy 500. Oh, wait, that wasn't for another month. Perhaps paint fumes from all those covered bridges?

  14. ThundercatHo

    Oh good, it's Ohio Republicans are Assholes Day! I wonder if my mom (who's marrying one) and my bff (who's bringing one as a date to the wedding) are aware?

  15. ManchuCandidate

    Ten Millers and Cop is coming,
    I'm finally pulled over.
    This summer I hear the sirens,
    Dead drunk in Ohio.

    Gotta get down to it
    Strippers are riding shot gun
    Should have been gone long ago.
    What if you knew her
    And put her head in your lap
    How can you drive when you're smashed ?

  16. Redhead

    "26-year-old stripper in the car"

    You forgot to specify the stripper's gender and the props in the car (diapers, green balloons, ball gags, etc)

  17. powersuit

    I love the guy at 4:00 who crosses in front of the camera, a few feet from our drunk republican friend, looking like HE'S slinking back to the hotel from the liquor store. I have the sound off, but it looks like Rep. Drunkard says, "you want me to look at that guy?" and the cop says, "no, you need to look at me". He definitely is leaning into the wind, too, and insists on keeping his hands in his pockets at all times. Huh. Viagra, stripper, hands-in-pockets. Go figure.

  18. baconzgood

    NEEDS MOAR VOMIT AND 'i'm not drunk ossifer".

    At least I got my DUI with some style. I hit a parked paddy wagon.

    (True Story)

  19. SarahsBush

    "Your eyes are like marbles in your head."

    This cop is a smooth talker. I'm going to have to use that one.

    1. Rotundo_

      That was a fun read. She did pose some very good questions, none of which Mr. M. will ever answer (with the possible exception of his lawyer). But it is interesting that "that good Catholic boy" was full of booze and boner pills with a 26 year old lady. Since he obviously is a true believer, and was planning (or seemingly so) to have sex with this young lady, was he planning on marrying her to preserve the sanctity of sexual congress? Gosh, so many unanswered questions, I hope he has time to answer some of them on the campaign trail.

    2. PuglyDoRight

      Love her, and she just happens to be married to Sherrod Brown, the awesomest Ohio senator EVER.

    3. Negropolis

      Why was he driving a car with Kentucky plates in the state of Indiana?

      You know, what was my biggest question, too. A Republican drunk-driving with a stripper isn't exactly shocking news, but why in the hell was this Ohio legislator driving with expired Kentucky plates in Indiana? I realize that Kentucky is right across the river from Cincy, but everything else isn't connecting.

    4. Callyson

      Love it! Ohio needs more of Connie Schultz and less of Robert Mecklenborg…
      …oh, hell, the whole country needs more Schultz and less Mecklenborg…

  20. Come here a minute

    It smells of cheap wine & cigarettes
    This place is always such a mess
    Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn

  21. Callyson

    Do we know what the stripper did after this? I'd like to think she hooked up with the cop…

  22. MissusBarry

    (a) I ask for video and, boom, the Wonkette giveth.

    (b) What a sad sack lightweight…I did the balancing thing better on moving Metro after happy hour than this asshat…two weeks after surgery that continues to leave me walking like granny forgot her walker. HH is part of my rehab, don't judge.

  23. NYNYNYjr

    -Well, in Ohio…
    -Just answer the question
    -Well, you know in Ohio, um
    -We're not in Ohio, sir
    -Well, in Ohio, the officer turns off the camera, and then the officer gets a present.

  24. arihaya

    if he was Boehner we will only saw him crying for the whole 18 minutes of the video

  25. friendlyskies

    The woman is like, "Thank goodness the cops got us before I had to give this lardass the blowjob, that beer belly could have asphyxiated me."

  26. Slim_Pickins

    Why didn't Mecklenborg claim diplomatic immunity? He was a visiting dignitary, after all.

  27. scorpsav

    What a douche bag. I hate when people throw their gum on the ground! Add 6 months hard labor for that shiz!

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