In the absence of Sarah Palin saying anything about whether she will run for president, her followers are walking around the Iowa cornfields as un-anointed apostles canvasing for their mysteriously quiet snowbilly messiah and waiting for her sign. What else has anyone even got to do these days, except wait for signals from space monsters? Nothing, except quit life to go shake hands with every person in Iowa to tell them all about the celestial love of Sarah Palin. It’s a hard job — they do not even have bicycles, like those Mormons — but someone must toil and spend money to lay Iowa groundwork for Sarah Palin if she refuses to do it herself.
RealClearPolitics reports:
[Palin supporter Peter] Singleton, who is not independently wealthy, says he is making a significant financial sacrifice by volunteering almost all his time to a campaign that does not yet exist — and may never. That uncertainty raises one delicate question: If Palin has already decided against a White House bid, as many political observers have concluded, is it callous of her to tacitly encourage Singleton, McCormick and the untold number of other supporters to continue setting the stage for her?
Last Tuesday in Pella, Palin had an opportunity to signal to those devoted volunteers to pack up and go home when asked by this reporter what she thought about their efforts. Surrounded by a crush of supporters and journalists on her way into the cookout, Palin instead replied that she “greatly appreciated” the efforts of volunteer organizers, especially because of their willingness to support someone who is “untraditional” and “not a part of the Republican establishment.”
This encouragement is certain to inspire them to redouble their efforts going forward.
Yeah, keep your efforts going, the Rapture is on its way or whatever happens when Sarah Palin actually decides to run for president. [RealClearPolitics]
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If Sarah Palin got elected President, even I would pray for the Rapture.
From Canada, New Zealand or Costa Rica?
Probably here
V, well then, Costa Rica it is.
You wouldn’t regret it. Bring lots of $$$$, or maybe €€€€
I don't think I want to be connected by land to USA.
Give this a try: http://www.ansechastanet.com/
All of them, Radiotherapy.
i would personally cause it
If those acolytes have that much time on their hands, I'd like them to know that I have some ironing that needs to be done.
Do you think they would clean my baseboards?
With the size of the glass house she and her family lives in, youda thunk they at least do windows…
I hear that there are some peaches that need picking in Georgia, too.
"I have some ironing that needs to be done"
I don't know if I'd trust anybody that stupid with a hot iron.
Mama grizzly sign? Brown and about 8" in diameter. If it's steaming, get the hell out of there.
You weren't wearing your bear bells? Then you deserve whatever happens to you.
Bear bells? Is that some new off spin of Truck Nutz?
It's an old joke… It goes something like this…
The forest rangers are advising hikers and campers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.
They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop. Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper.
You might enjoy Coming into the Country,John McPhee’s wonderful book about Alaska, wherein he describes how he, a self-proclaimed liberal and non-gun-owner, gives serious consideration to taking a pistol with him on a hike through the woods where he’s likely to encounter grizzlies. Bear bells are the alternative.
I really liked "A Walk in the Woods", travel writer Bill Bryson's recounting of how he and another middle-aged, out of shape friend hiked the Appalachian Trail. Bears figure into the story, albeit peripherally.
Of course, the only use a pistol would serve in a grizzly encounter is to quickly shoot yourself to avoid a long, painful mauling. Those fuckers' foreheads are sloped and a small caliber bullet would merely graze off the bear's head and piss him/her off. But, if you're traveling with a companion, good running shoes are a must. They help you outrun the companion.
This bitch can find a way to get in the news without even doing anything…amazing. However, I am encouraged by the thought of Palin zombies roaming the cornfields of Iowa moaning Sarah, Sarah, Sarah…
"People will come, Peter Singleton. People will come".
Children of the corn.
Great minds… (and shitty movies).
My sister's and I named our little Iowa farm that. Seriously. The bankers loved it.
Actually, they're moaning "got no BRAINS…got no BRAINS"
Makes "Night of the Living Dead" look like a children's cartoon. "Vote for Sarah…Vote for Sarah…Vote for Sarah…" as Iowans grab their shotguns and pitchforks. I suggest napalm.
"Shoot 'em in the head, beat 'em, or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy. …"
"They go up pretty easy"
Why wouldn't they? Their body fat content is something like 80%.
"Palin zombies roaming the cornfields of Iowa moaning Sarah, Sarah, Sarah… "
It's for goddamn sure they won't find any BRAAAAIIINNNS…
Palin zombies won't be looking for brains, that's for sure. Never had 'em while alive, why would they need them when undead?
Because they're super tasty, especially when washed down with a 2-liter diet soda.
Get a job de-tasselling while they're at it!
Well, when the "God is coming back in May" thing didn't pan out, the idiots had to find something else useless to do.
You know, telling the story about a grifter from the point of view of the grifted is in bad taste. You could call it "grift libel," if you were so inclined.
Grifters grift.
You can't explain it.
Grift goes in, cash comes out. You can't explain it.
Because you're being grifted.
These people missed out on the Hale-Bopp movement. A Palin presidential run is the craziest thing to come along since, and they're not going to be left out this time.
Ron Paul?
First, the followers of Marshall Applewhite had themselves castrated. Then some poison mixed with pudding (or apple sauce) and "See you on the ship!" Crazy, but more humane than the Palin-bots.
And less annoying.
Hey, I'm all in favor of Palin's s guys cutting off their dicks!
is it callous of her to tacitly encourage Singleton, McCormick and the untold number of other supporters to continue setting the stage for her?
It's not callous of Sarah, for she is totally devoid of normal, human traits. Just another day at the office.
As long as they are bolstering her already inflated ego, they're doing their job.
Don't for get the regular mailing of checks to "SarahPAC." That's probably the most important part of the job description.
A bird's gotta fly, a fish's gotta swim, and a grifter's gotta grift.
Not to mention the fact that these morons are too stupid to care about anyway.
Please don't say "office." It reminds her too much of "work," and well, work and Sarah don't have a long-term relationship.
Is it callous of Sarah? Maybe, but I have no sympathy for her cult followers. A more vicious pack of hateful, self-deluded morons could scarcely be imagined. Send Palin all your money, dolts. You'll have less left to send to marginally more viable candidates.
Blaming her is akin to blaming RJ Reynolds for selling cigs. It's who they are, it's what they do.
Oh, wait–we do blame them, don't we?
'It's who they are, it's what they do'
for years that's been my standard answer for trying to explain ANYTHING these Repiglickin morons do/ say…it's useless and a waste of time trying to come up with any rational thought behind their insanity…and 'self-deluded' is a pretty accurate description also, too
They are too stupid to even worry about- really ,anyone who would vote for her is a moron- someone who would campaign for her????
I think my campaign has more to offer to the "untraditional" voters who are not part of the LameStream Republican establishment [spit]. Forget the whole Going Rouge thing. I'm looking for the support of voters who are ready for Goin' Rebel.
Going Rouge?
Transvestism?
Wait, Palin might be acting callous, and ripping off her supporters? But that's impossible considering how she's proven time and time again that she does not have a conscience and has been ripping her supporters off constantly ever since losing the Vice Presidency (and ripping off other people, like the RNC and the citizens of Alaska, before that)!
People who are in an emotionally abusive relationship are the last ones to comprehend how badly they are being treated.
She should just quit now and avoid the rush.
When you consider that the more word salad she spews, the fewer votes she's likely to get, this "I might be running" schtick makes perfect sense. Her best bet is to announce her candidacy at the last possible moment, and let the 'baggers flock to her in relief — she'll look like Joan of Arc riding to their rescue. With luck, they'll cast their votes before the actual (non-Faux) press exposes the fact that she's still an idiot.
"If not Palin, who?"
"I understand Godot might run."
"Has he filed yet?"
"Not yet, but he will. He'll file."
"When? When will he file?"
"Soon. Godot will file. Godot will run."
"But when?"
"Soon. He will run. We should wait."
Republican primaries as theater of the absurd? Probably.
Coming to Tampa, Florida in August 2012: "No Exit". Don't miss it!
Currently showing: "Six Iowans in Search of a Candidate."
Wake me when they get to "Let's hang ourselves."
Many upfists for your moving variation on "Waiting for Cuomo." Berkeley Breathed is happy.
I heard Guffman was considering a run also.
her supporters may give a free wine cooler for everyone if she decided to run
That would probably work out better than Boss BlunderRush's free 2forTea self-promotion.
That's great, if Wine Cooler is the new Kool-Aid. . .
They prescribe that for everyone at the Wasilla Fertility Clinic!
Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
"Time for the oral sex!"
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
Six Iowans in search of a shrubber.
Carol Cleveland FTW.
[salivate salivate salivate]
The "Life of Brian" quote that I thought of was:
"WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS"
but yours is good, too.
While that may be an accurate characterization of her followers,
"Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves!"
is not something that Sarah Palin would ever say. I'm sorry. I just don't believe it.
oooh, will there be spankings????
Only at the polls.
Among her followers, yes.
Looks like "silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior" to me, but not serious, shurley?
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
Tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms, indeed.
Soooo, have them build a stage in the middle of a cornfield. Then she will come. Along with a horde of motorcycles, buses, Trig/Tripp/Trap/Track, wine coolers and lunkhead failed hockey heroes. And the bank will foreclose on the farm she invades anyway, because you know, reality.
"Build it, and she will come."
I thought the euphemism was "starburst."
Used to read a story to the kids, "The Three Billy Goats Gruff" and that was the sound the goats made when they walked across the bridge: Trig/Tripp/Trap/Track, Trig/Tripp/Trap/Track, which always caused the troll to come out from under the bridge and harass the hell out of the goats. Answers two questions:
1. Where did Palin get the names for her kids
2. What makes trolls appear
Now you did it. You just summoned whatever-his-name-is-now.
I thought that to summon whatever-his-name-is-now you had to draw a pentangle on the floor and recite the Lord's Prayer backward while fapping over a picture of Snowgrifter. Maybe that's too complicated…
No – that's how to keep him occupied and away from trolling.
"Where did Palin get the names for her kids"
She and Peggy Hill sit down with a Boggle set, then Palin randomly adds two more letters to the prefix "Tr__".
You used to READ 3 Billies? Christ, I had the bleeping thing memorized. That was my daughter's bedtime story, every night, for four years, at least. If I was on the road, I had to phone it in. No exceptions. What I want now is my sweet, sweet clover that grows on the other side. WHERE IS MY CLOVER!!!
Don't you mean, Where's My Cow?
"have them build a stage in the middle of a cornfield. Then she will come"
And then the farmer, played by Mel Gibson, will hit her with a baseball bat and throw a bucket of water over her, causing her to disintegrate, because she's an alien.
*hopefully*
Right?
Cause that's how it happened in the movie.
If only the little weirdo kid would "send her to the cornfield".
"It was GOOD that you did that, Billy!"
We're down to two bottles of whiskey in the entire town…
Must be awful nice to have so much disposable income that you can go wander in the fields campaigning for a non-campaign. Though God forbid you ask them to contribute anything to alleviate the suffering of the poors. Socialist.
Every dime that goes to Bible Spice is a dime that doesn't go to an actual candidate.
Poor putzes pork around the prairie preparing people to prefer the precarious polling of presidential princess pretender Palin? Preposterous.
Puny purple-peckered peasants.
Precisely.
Pure preciousness.
♪♫ Pack up all her grift and foam
There she goes, slinkin' low
Bye bye screechbird
Where somebody waits for thee
Manure's deep, so is she
Bye bye screechbird ♫♪
Grifter singing in the dead of night
Take these lonely coins and learn to fly
All my life
You were only waiting
For this moment to grift by
This reminds me of the scene in Conan the Barbarian when James Earl Jones convinces a follower to jump of a cliff just to make a point. What is steel compared to the flesh that wields it, indeed.
Unfortunately, there are very few cliffs in Iowa.
They could throw themselves on a pitchfork to prove their loyalty…
…all at once, maybe? Dare I dream?
Dare I dream? " Dare–dare." (Just gotta get a Blazing Saddles quote in here somehow…)
"They could throw themselves on a pitchfork to prove their loyalty"
"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
[it seems to be a Life of Brian kinda day]
I think you must be mistaken, a young James Kirk drove a Corvette of a cliff in the latest Star Trek. I have always found Star Trek to be a completely reliable source of information.
Must have been near Council "Bluffs"
Right by the Mississippi there are some that would get the job done. From some of those bluff tops it is a long way down. No grand canyon stuff, but enough to put them out of our misery.
her followers are walking around the Iowa cornfields as un-anointed apostles canvasing for their mysteriously quiet snowbilly messiah and waiting for her sign.
So, like Children of the Corn, only with more grifty batshit insanity, amirite?
I knew someone got there first…
~
and probably a lot more poundage.
She wants you toooo, Malichi!
Sorry, I put that up before I got this far down the list, I should have known.
I believe it was Children of the Corn II that had my very favorite scene: Micah, I think it was, had a carved wooden figure and a pocket knife and it worked like a voodoo doll. They were at church and Micah stabbed the figure in the nose and a guy in the congregation got a nose bleed that just wouldn't stop, his wife kept handing him tissues, and ultimately he died of exsanguination. I have a pocket knife, anybody have the woodcarving skills to make a Palin effigy?
Aren't there Palin bobble heads available on eBay or somewhere?
"anybody have the woodcarving skills to make a Palin effigy?"
Logically impossible:
a. Her head is already hollow and wooden,
b. An effigy cannot speak and so, by definition, is preferable to the actual Palin.
Yes, it would be much more enjoyable to just stick pins directly into Screechy. Oh wait, she'd make noises, wouldn't she?
Children of the High Fructose Corn Syrup.
The 2008 vice-presidential nominee of the Republican Party is not part of the GOP establishment. Makes sense.
She decided that she's no longer part of the establishment because the other public members of her party have stopped returning her calls and purposely avoid her. Even Sarah Lou can take a hint after a while.
She burned that bridge to nowhere right fast.
Also — Mormons:trampolines::Palins:tramps.
Sweetie, you were the GOP candidate for Vice President. You were an elected governor of a real state, until you quit. You have a regular spot on Fox News. Stop with the "I'm just an outsider" bit, mmkay?
Oh, and fuck you, also.
That's not quite right – Alaska is not a real state.
Correctamundo. We got it from Russia, so until that African evangelical dude exorcises all the presocialist spirits it can't be Real America.
Right to the point
SorosBot, really? Picking on an extraordinary land that made an ordinary housewife GOP top ticket material?
"Is this hell?"
"No. It's Iowa."
I‘d like to tell this guy to get a life but why bother when the alternative is watching corn grow.
Or he could finally make good on his last 14 New Years resolutions and learn to read and write.
As long as these fuckwits are occupied with this, they can't do any real damage.
Iowa is a great place to go once you learn you got terminal cancer.
You won't live any longer.
In Iowa, it just seems longer…
By all published in-depth accounts, the Grift is a pathological liar and has been all her life.
So that leaves one unanswered question…is she Casey Anthony's mom too?
Too soon! Besides, Michele Bachmann is Casey Anthony's foster mother. Hell, maybe Sarah is Casey's mother, come to think of it. I haven't heard that internet rumor before, but it won't gain in strength until I start spreading it, anyway.
And it certainly hasn't been DISproven.
If there's one thing Sarah lives for, is debunking internet rumors. . .
New campaign documentary: "Children Of the Cornhole".
No, that book is about Santorum.
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!
It's time Palin paid somebody to write another book about the constitution under her name so she can have more, sparsely attended, mall signing sessions.
Peter Singleton is described as "not independently wealthy," but RealClearPolitics forgot the part about him having the mental capacity of a small kitchen appliance. Add in that information and the story begins to make sense.
Somewhere, a small kitchen appliance is deeply, deeply offended.
Frigidaire Libel!
Sunbeam sad.
My can opener just walked out!
I think he's the Downs guy that sweeps up at the Bob Evans there at the intersection of I-35 & I-80 in Des Moines.
We don't have Bob Evans in Iowa. That's why it's Heaven.
Grifter-in-Chief knows best: the day she announces she is not running, the dollars will stop coming in. So her best bet is to make no announcement at all and hope this will trigger speculations of a possible 2016 run.
Trig libel!
She should be quite the hag by then and her vicious inside should have completely taken over her outside by then (I'm in hag age range, so I can say that).
Go for it, you silly bitch. But don't be surprised if the SarahGriftPac donations start to drop off well before then.
"She should be quite the hag by then and her vicious inside should have completely taken over her outside by then"
There's a certain segment of the male population (none of the guys here, I hasten to add) who resent women whom they don't find attractive, as though it were deliberate and a personal attack on them. I must admit to a certain schaedenfreude-tastic anticipation of the day Silly Sarah ages out of being fapping material, and her supporters turn on her with baffled resentment.
With all that money it will never happen, she won't age, she'll youthen. What would your life be without chemicals?
Oh, I don't know. She and l'il Grifter seem to be getting their plastic surgery from the medical equivalent of Earl Scheib Auto Painting (any car for $29.95!). (Are they still in business? Am I the only person that remembers them?)
Oh, yesss. Even better, she'll never realize it. Aging with dignity will be another thing she doesn't quite get.
"Anticipation?" She already has the same effect on my willie as a dip off the north coast of Greenland. Fapping would be like trying to write a letter with a thimbleful of aspic.
The difference being that you, unlike her fanbase, have had sex with a human, whereas her fans' "girlfriends" resemble your avatar.*
*[Yes, I realize it's Iowa under discussion, and therefore the residents would be fucking pigs rather than sheep. I think my point still stands.]
She knows that 80% of her power comes from her looks (with 19% from dissing that black guy and 1% for her "knowledge"). She will harness all that technology offers to remain *ahem* news-worthy. Look for numerous Runner's World type spreads; highly photoshopped with an increasing amount of desperation in the poses.
"She will harness all that technology offers to remain *ahem* news-worthy. Look for numerous Runner's World type spreads; highly photoshopped with an increasing amount of desperation in the poses."
Followed by trendy younger second husband, tying a red string around her wrist, fake English accent, and adoption of African baby?
I have a great idea. Maybe she could announce her candidacy with a huge blimp cruising the skies of Iowa? "Palin for President" ? No really, it would be cool. Lofty…..you know; "Aloft"…sorry i tried. I'm all wrung out of snark fer the bitch. She beat me. i'm done.
then we could have a blimp joist session over waterloo.
Makes more sense than my idea of a blimp demolition derby.
What a great target for those unemployed Iowans who want something to shoot at when there's no peasants, pheasants, or other game in season. Oops! The Ron Paul blimp has beat her to it. Maybe they could stage blimp races. Damn! Oh, the excitement! Oh, the humanity!
Well, Dr. Moreau had his followers too, and that didn't end happily.
Always loved that book. Thumbs just for mentioning it.
At least her followers, for the most part, seem to be walking on two legs, in adherence to The Law.
And you know who else had followers that it didn't end happily for…?
Father Gabriel?
Harold Camper?
About everyone who has followers. This "following" shit is vastly overrated.
She's more popular than Jesus now!
And her book has remaindered more copies than the Bible.
Coming soon to a theater near you –
Sarah Palin's newest movie:
Legends of the Fail
I'd feel sorry for these people, if they weren't so fucking gullible. But they are, so I don't.
I'd feel sorry for simple souls who were just gullible. But these people are mean, and simple, and gullible, so the hell with them.
Fuck it, I'm doing this. I am going to start shrilly shrieking incorrect Patrio-festishy-Jesus stuff while wearing leather jackets and spiked heels, winking and blurring the lines between boners, blessings and bumpits so I can make millions of dollars. Why should this cunt get all the action?
Oh boy. I can't wait
Nope, notgonnahappen. No where near crazy enough.
And besides, the market seems to be saturated right now, at least at the MOA.
You would think the Republican Clown Car has to be empty, but the fuckers keep stepping out.
You just can't fake that level of crazy.
Eggzakly!
Aw thanks! My biggest problem would be NOT screaming ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? at my followers. But once I get more patience with idiocy I AM IN THERE BABY! And I will share my PAC money with the wonketteers in a big ol gay abortion pot party. Or a weenie roast. Whichevs.
"gay abortion pot party"
Hostessed by a lesbian atheist under an endangered tree on an Indian reservation.
I'm in. At least for the atheist weenies.
Don't forget the giant belt buckle featuring a sparkly, tacky, bedazzlered faux rhinestone cross worn right over your hoo-hah.
You put on the Palin glasses, I'll make crazy eyes like Bachmann, and we'll take our show on the road. A little lesbian action for the cameras isn't beneath me, also too.
Oh hell yeah, I am so down. Hand over fist money. We could give 'em the mud wrestling fest everybody wants. Dollar dollar bill y'all.
Teabagger Express!
Standing by, with my checkbook in one hand…
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."
Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
Now she's leaving scat behind?
Hasn't she always?
Like Linus in the pumpkin patch, only I have more respect for the Great Pumpkin.
Palin needs a Zeppelin! I can just see it, soaring majestically, the Palin blimp, in the form of a giant dildo, thrusting, thrusting ceaselessly towards truth!
Yes!
And then it would, of course, QUIT!, halfway to its destination, and crash in a fiery explosion that agonizingly kills the entire South!
Right?
A consummation devoutly to be wished.
Paint nipples at either end, so we'll know it's not the Ron Paul blimp!
Did you read that story? Here's broad whose daughter also got knocked up, so she bonds with the griftress (who, dontcha know shares her pain. As if she would share anything but pain.) As a result she is now spending money she doesn't have on a campaign which doesn't exist. It's one thing to get a few morans to buy a book (even if they don't know how to use one) but this has gotten to the point now that there are real victims out there. And Sarah? She don't give a fuck. It's all about the dollars. It's always about the fucking dollars.
Any chance they could prosecute Sarah the same as they got Madoff?
But she is a Saint to the Right to Lifers. She gave birth to a Down's Syndrome child and allowed her daughter to be knocked up by a local meth head (son of an Oxy dealer). So she's just like them.
Is it a big zucchini field?
Good luck keeping Bristle away from there.
Starbursts in their trousers and fog in their heads they roam the cornfields and Walmarts of Iowa moaning Sarah ..Sarah.
"Starbursts in their trousers and fog in their heads they roam the cornfields and Walmarts of Iowa moaning Sarah ..Sarah."
Scaring the daylights out of those red-eyed crows and rats in any random field in any random Steven King novel.
I'd like Sarah to run so we can reject her again and see the teabaggers riding around on their Hoverounds with their scrunched up faces all sad and everything.
Snooooooooooooobilly Acres is the place for me
Griftin' grampas for their life savings
Ehhh, the rest of the song is boring.
"the rest of the song is boring"
Boring?
Are you kidding me?
The next line is:
"Bristle's spreadin' out so far and wide"
"We'll keep on griftin', and take it right outta their hides."
Speaking of the Rapture, did you hear about this?
So, the end really is near…
Dear Harold:
I told you to wait your damn turn. And no cutting in line, also.
Love,
God
Vicki Marlane died?
If Palin has already decided against a White House bid…is it callous of her to tacitly encourage Singleton, McCormick and the untold number of other supporters to continue setting the stage for her?
well yes, yes it is. also: delicious and i strongly encourage her to continue.
I saw this movie. It was directed by George Romero.
Dawn of the Brain Dead?
"Singleton, who is not independently wealthy, says he is making a significant financial sacrifice by volunteering almost all his time to a campaign that does not yet exist — and may never."
Takes a special kind of person to do this…
Around town they call him Trig Singleton.
Should probably go with Trig Simpleton…
I think I saw that movie about those idiots in a corn field. Only they called Sarah "She who walks behind the rose".
Rows, bacon, as in rows of corn. Or is this some uber-subtle reference/joke I'm not getting?
No. Just hard of hearing I guess.
I wonder if they had it backwards, as in she "dropped a rose"- In Wasilla, rose follows you!
BREAKING NEWS: Wanna-be President @Snowbilly character/plausibility assassinated, liberal media have proved too much. It's a sad 6th for #america. #slimprospects #sales of earmuffs DIRP DIRP
Sarah better hurry. Looks like David Duke is going to be king of the teabaggers.
http://tinyurl.com/3lk83bf
I hope so. Otherwise what am I going to do with a garage full of XXL "I'm a Racist" t-shirts?
Who knew that Kentucky dolt was such a shrewd business person?
Ewwwww, Duke does not wear Old well.
What the fuck is it with these people? Can't they get a life somewhere? At least if they are brain eating zombies we know they will starve living off the Palins
WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY LIBEL!!!!!!
She's waitin' for Putin to rear his head.
Is there any truth to the rumor that "Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands" is really about Sarah Palin?
Didn't think so.
It's about another Sarah: Lowndes
You couldn’t let my meme live for even 30 minutes? Oh well….
Even though it's from the 70s, Idiot Wind certainly seems like it was written for Palin.
She's more "Leopard-skin Pillbox Hat."
Unless she's the vandal that took all the handles.
Well, they're not going to inherit the Earth, unless 'Earth' means 'dirt', and by 'dirt' I mean 'manure'.
So just to be clear, there's still no mud wrestling?
I feel about as sorry for the people she's bamboozled as I do for the morons who dropped their lives and life savings proselytizing for Reverend End of the World in May.
Mencken was right, you'll never broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. In fact, the opposite. Also. Too.
“ As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920.
Keep hope alive!
But didn't we already do that in 2001-09? Do we have to keep doing it?
Amazing. We thought W was the pits, the bottom of the barrel. Now it seems as if the barrel has no bottom and it continues on down to…Hell. That's it! They're crawling out of Dante's Ninth Circle. "Somebody's got to go back and get a whole shit load of barrel bottoms."
I credit it to a complete failure of our pessimistic imagination.
And sixty years (and about six months) later, his prediction came true; and again twenty years after that.
"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
So, are you not counting Duhbya because he wasn't actually elected, or what?
I guess Mencken wasn't so cynical to think it would happen repeatedly? Dude was a Rube.
It would be wonderful if some enterprising person with a microphone (with a fake Fox logo) could recite that to Palin and ask her if that is what enables her to see herself as President someday.
Sue,
From the tone of your letter I get the feeling that you don't really feel sorry at all for those drooling mouth-breathers with their hands in their pants..
just sayin'.
My cat dashes ahead of me in anticipation of my getting it food or a treat or something like that, as well, just as these followers are doing in Iowa. The only difference is that my cat is only wrong about 75% of the time.
Plus, your cat, adorable.
When your cat is wrong it will give you a stare that will ignite granite. When these snobilly victims are wrong they look like granite.
Mr. Singleton,
Perhaps your grassroots efforts would have been better suited for a tidy donation to SarahPAC. We'll do all the work for you.
Thanks!
Lou Sarah
We've got Bristol's crack political consulting team on the job!
After Brissie's recent intimate revelations, I don't really want to see the words "Bristol's" and "crack" together.
It's been said many times many ways…
Fucking MORANS (sic)
Is this the fault of Duh Gov'Nor allowing it to go on, or the media for continuing to report on a Fox News employee who appears to be doing nothing about it?
Or the rubes and gulls who read so much into so little?
My turn!
All of 'em, Katie.
That will just never get old, will it? Just so perfect for so many Palin-related things.
Perhaps instead of the presidency, she will launch a new religion, and anoint all these poor wanderers in the desert as her disciples. That's the real American way, after all.
Great, now they'll be knocking on my door early Saturday morning wanting to spread the good news of the second quitting of our Lou Sarah, the Snowbilly Grifter.
Are multiple wives and holy underwear part of the deal? Already been done but maybe she'll have a fresh take on that theology.
Multiple whines and holey underwear.
"Surrounded by a crush of supporters and journalists…"
Doesn't sound like they did their job! Friggin' worthless supporters and journalists!
On the good side, you should be happy to know that if they get enough of her fat assed slow brained supporters they will hit the Chandrasekhar limit and create a black hole that will suck her into the event horizon till matter disintegrates and time ceases.
True, but won't we also be sucked into the vortex?
Meh, I'm OK with that.
Grifter zombies need brains!
Will she QUIT teasing her gullible followers ???
Palinites, looking for a sign, were photographed staring blankly at a McDonald's Dollar Menu, which is, technically a sign.
Silly liberals! She's just leading from behind.
Finally, a group of people I'd like to see on my front porch even less than the Jehovahs.
I find that just straight-up telling the JW's that I'm an atheist tends to cause them to mumble and walk off, confused and as if they think atheism is contagious.
So does telling them you're Catholic. If that doesn't make them hiss and run, I found that offering to pray with them would do the job. Now I just a) don't answer the door, or b) answer the door to tell them to go away.
So I take it that you've never met my former in-laws?
I respectfully disagree. I would love to see these folks on my doorstep. How many times in your life can you just involuntarily laugh out loud right in somebody's face?
Oh man, talk about children of the corn. I hope Malachi is out there in the cornfields, laying for those dumb Palinites.
As soon as secessionist fan Rick Perry announces, she will throw her considerable twattage behind (and at) him on the Campaign Trail and the l8 month fuckathon will commence across this once-beautiful land of ours; all at the expense of the Peter Singletons among us. It is left for history to decide who gets hosed most, Palin's Pussy or the Tea Party Faithful. Todd will console himself with long rides in the snow and happy endings on the local Native's massage table.
That picture makes $arah look like a blow-up sex doll…and I should know. I've seen pictures.
Guys talk, word gets round.
Field of Stupid
These are the people who painted the fence for Tom Sawyer.
The shape of Iowa makes it so much easier to build a fence no that they are all in one place.
Why does this make me think of obese white men playing air guitar to "Barracuda"? With their jowls flopping as they headbang.
Palin Wasilla wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Cthulu? Is that you?
In her
sunken cityfrozen village dead Palin dreams.Anything that keeps stupid people busy doing things that don't matter is a good thing.
You mean like the US congress?
Palin: the Ralph Nader of the upcoming election?
Why wait for the humiliation of failing to get the GOP nomination? Start your own party. Call it the Twenty Percent Party.
That's a lot of syllables. How about the Tard Party?
No, they won't see Sarah Palin in Iowa because she is holed-up in her basement recording studio practicing her acceptance speech after she wins.
YOU BASTARD PEOPLE ARE LUCKY SHE EVEN PERFORMS FOR YOU!
What else has anyone even got to do these days, except wait for signals from space monsters?
Well I for one have plenty to do these days, what with my Obama-created 1.5 jobs and such.
That cunt.
OMG, guys! Rep. Pete Hoekstra (R-Meme) tweeted:
"Just talked to a wandering Palin acolyte in Iowa. Now I know what it's like to interview a Bataan Death March survivor!"
This is one of the greatest memes in Wonkett history. Palin Hookworm Conjecture and Glen Beck raped and killed a girl great. I love the Hoekstra is a meme, meme. Do you know what he does in real life? Sells trailer hitches. If he dont carry a full line of Truck Nutz, he ought to.
Right on! Don't forget the "I know this is an important part of our history, but it's just too much" meemy…genuine classic!
This is like a game of "count the signs" on the long trip that is the life of some dumbass in Iowa.
Meh, wake me when these rubes start getting chased by the Kuomintang
You know, in the prehistoric days that these people don't believe in, they would have eliminated themselves from the gene pool by wandering off a cliff, or eating the no-no berries or something.
Nowadays, the descendents of the really stupid cavemen are helping evolution, which they *also* don't believe in, by wasting their finite amounts of time and energy, and bankrupting themselves, for the benefit of a sociopath who cares absolutely nothing about them, or about anything but herself.
The methods may change, but the herd has a way of thinning itself out.
My heart actually goes out to those who so want to be understood and included and listened to that they gravitate towards Lou Sarah in the mistaken belief that she cares about and speaks for them. Her very incoherence is her best credential among people who feel talked down to. It is a mistake to say "ha, ha, they're all so stupid, not like me!" These are the We the People that populist progressives seem to have lost touch with and handed over to to the GOP and its outliers in the Tea Party. Sorry, all the self-satisfied snark sometimes just saddens me. Snark is funny, but the joke is on those of us who watched in wonder as within a generation liberal has become a feared epithet and denounced as the enemy of the very people that would benefit from its precepts and policy goals.
Wow. Sorry to go off. What I meant is Sarah = poo poo.
Peter Singleton is the living example of what P.T. Barnum was taking about.
"is it callous of her to tacitly encourage Singleton, McCormick and the untold number of other supporters to continue setting the stage for her?"
Perhaps. But does anyone honestly believe that she would run the risk of someone not paying attention to her?
This woman has proven beyond a shadow of doubt since she first took the stage in Minneapolis, there is one thing and one thing only she wants, to be the center of attention. And she's even willing to sacrifice her own family to achieve that goal.
Oh, so true. Attention seeking narcissist beyond belief.
"is it callous of her to tacitly encourage Singleton, McCormick and the untold number of other supporters to continue setting the stage for her?"
Of course it's callous. But will she tell them to stop doing things that get her attention? Never.
And money. Don't forget the money.
Hee. Palin's open yap in the picture is directly opposite tacky, braggy, Kortney and her giant cucumber. Not sure what it means, but it seems to be so appropriate for Palin.
If she can do for 2012 what she's done for special elections, I can only repeat: RUN SARAH RUN!
SPOILER ALERT:
She won't run. More work & a massive pay-cut?
'BAGGER PLEASE.
Former GOP VP candidate IS INSIDER.
Jesus H Crist on a Helicopter.
You know, this *is* the best month Iowa. The weather is warm and sunny, the corn is knee-high. The Palinists could join the RAGBRAI bike tour, or stage their own.
Imagine this in December or January, when the high temperatures are -20, with high winds and a chance of ferocious blizzards!
You know, I used to think Palinites were merely sad for having such professed allegience to an obvious media whore looking to exploit them for cash (which they paid…A LOT OF MONEY, oh and we can't raise taxes in a weak economy yadda…yadda), but I've come full circle and they're now pathetic. If these guys have such empty lives that they'd be willing to spend hours every day that could be spent doing other, more productive things (even masturbating to their snowbilly in a bathing suit cutout is more productive) it's time to re-evaluate. This sort of reminds me of the Simpson's episode where the meteor is due to arrive and Comic Book Guy sits and evaluates his entire wasted life of doing nothing but collecting comics, then concludes "life well spent!"…these people aren't doing this because they're victims of a grifter (a stupid one at that) they're doing it because they want to…at this point, nearing the end of the "Great American Shakedown" that is Palin's post '08 existence this story is truly and absolutely pathetic.
She has waited so long to get into this, that she has lost all of the horndog retard vote to Michelle. Her staff simply has to come up with a new campaign slogan. I'm suggesting: "PALIN: THE OTHER BATSHIT"
You know, I really hope that some enterprising journalist/blogger follows this money trail all the way through. Sarah and her team have a well-known history of "astroturfing" so I wouldn't be horribly surprised if the money for this "grassroots" efforts was coming from the PAC. She's got to keep the possibility that she's running dangling because that's the most effective way of getting the roobs to finance her lifestyle. This "grassroots" effort might also "inspire" her to declare, run a short half-hearted campaign, and quit to return to the regular grifting.
If it's not SarahPac money, it might be Koch or Murdoch money. Gotta keep those page views coming.
I like his books. He's so curious about just about everything.
When I lived in Alaska in the early 80's, bear bells were standard equipment. But the recommended firearm for wandering the back country was a shotgun. If a bear did charge, a blast to the face was supposed to solve the problem.
Saw a lot of bears, some at uncomfortably close range, but never had to test the theory.
Don't run up hill, they are very fast that way,
Run down hill, that is harder for them, plus when you get to the cliff, you won't be able to stop.
Oh no, my dad used them not bad if you don't mind your windows being painted the same color as your car.
A) Yes, I remember Earl Scheib, although I don't know whether they're still in business;
B) Screechy Sarah may be rich, but she's still as dumb as a stone boat. She'll do what most stupid people do when they luck into an assload of money — spend it stupidly (see also SPEARS, Britney). Look for Sarah to appear on awfulplasticsurgery.com or whatever that website is in about two years.
Stone boat, you say?!
When times were tough and people (and the government) were actually creative about jobs and income for anyone that wanted to work (WPA): http://tinyurl.com/3dybxnu
Just down the road from our giant snow thermometer: http://www.pasty.com/snow/index.html
Edit: back to the subject; yep, Snowbilly and L'il Grifter are both dumb as pigshit and likely to be mother/daughter stars of the awful plastic surgery site. Heh-heh.
"I think my point still stands."
Yes. Yes, it does.
Well, everything except the African baby! She'll just talk a lot about how other people should adopt little African babies.
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